Tori Amos - Funny Drug Story

[aquamanuy]

CAN SOMEONE WRITE WHAT SHE SAYS FOR ME PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE??? im spanish and although i speak english quite well, i can't understand the story because of the bad sound ...... :( :( :(

again: PLEEEEEEEEEZE???????

THANKS !!!!! :D :D

[pattitaniguchi]

haaa u were paranoid as heck i bet u smoked blunts amos ,,makes me sad u are so pretty i let u go across border did u get nightmares after,,this gloves is sad i never want that but u must been happy all this expiarnce how are u silly is so silly i lol inside sincerly kt regards friendly ps u like alien or differnt than most i talk too wich is ok

[lglizeit]

I love her!!!! She is so great!

[lglizeit]

I love her!!!!

[Shecerka]

Is there a transcript for this somewhere on the Internet?! (Please say "yes" :) ).

If not, can someone do it (transcript)? Please!!!

Thanks in advance. :)

[cuddlebuttons]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she looks so beautiful here! isn't she a delight? no one outdoes her natural confidence displayed here.

[gezzzusss]

i think the moral of the story is dont take your friends for granted because you never know when the the border patroll might take your stash .. and your friend.....i miss you my friend.

[pepebrio]

puta la wea

m gustaria cachar q dice xD

[TroySloan27]

I love listening to her sweet voice and the story is funny.

[DigitalGhost94]

this is bad sound quality or she talks so soft i couldnt hear most of it.

what the hell does she say?

[bynm]

that was cute. she's funny.

[theblowing]

oh she should have been a comedian or something..she acts really naturaly..

[deathtouch100]

I would love to strip search her,lol.Nah Aria That is Tori's personality, kinda eccentric and she acts aloof at times, but is quite intelligent.I loved the story, esp the poop part,lolI knoiw a little German language learned it through work, but that was over 4 years ago, and I never continued it. I love the lanuage.I used to call people sheissekopf sometimes,lol. I know x knows what that is,lol.

[tropcis]

DRUGS¡¡

toda la musica esta hecha por junkyes

[chasmcrown]

Tori Anus is hot!

[xheidio]

i am half german, and this is tooooo funny. love the accentual recount as well!

way to go tori ;)

[Icantunderstandyou]

Blah blah blah, Ginger crack head.

[sodablower]

:) this is when Tori was at her utmost best in my opinion. She's lost her way a little now. In the early days her shows were more intimate and it was just her and the piano. The 1st video she released 'Little Earthquakes', is really charming and it's like sitting down with a friend and listening to her play. Like this clip :)

[Ariaelf]

Wow, she's sure acting like she's on drugs during this story =P

[MsTactile]

I think it's more that she is comfortable with being in front of a crowd. So much so that she could joke with them as if she were joking with her friends.

[vclxrr]

@MsTactile, so true. And even though they're not really her "friends" per se, who goes to a Tori concert if they're not madly in love with her? So, surrounded by all that love, i can definitely see her being comfortable.

[Lizzy92515]

Yay!

[madsketcher]

Phil Collins saves the day YET AGAIN.

[CelticRaE19]

oh tori, you should have known better, traveling from Amsterdam. tsk,tsk "and I was on my monthly" that must have sucked. i"ll make it a priority to record a b-side with Phil Colins before I decide to lug my own drugs across a european border. thank you for that valueble information tori.

[nell2727]

oh yeah I made a B side with Phil Collins...lol tori I love you!

[thedarkhorsearmy1978]

That was classic! SMOOSH, SMOOSH... the joints... Phil Collins... OMG! :) :)!

[avalon9276]

smoosh smoosh

[avalon9276]

soooooo funnyyyy

[teknobeatnik]

ha ha I can see it in your eye's ha ha !

[jennyla5]

This was from a Memphis show she did in the 90's at the Orpheum Theatre. I remember this because it was my first Tori show as I was still in high schoool! Loved it!!!

[pumpkinpjays]

This is awesome! Something like this could only happen to Tori :-)  I hope it was worth it, because I bet it was awhile before she went back and partied in Amsterdam!

.....hominy, get it on the plate, girl...

[HonkyTonkWomanAgain]

Plase, can anybody subtitle this? T_T I've tried it, but I don't understand anything!

P.D. Love her, anyway.

[Haaaaannnah]

i love this story, not a care in the worlddddddd haha.

[sherunsliketheFire]

LOVE THAT GIRL.

[ENeithneYA]

woah..i watched it already about 20 times and i'm still laughing,man!

[deepkn0tch]

it s not east bein me

[galen4]

the story's not even funny.

she tries too hard, (or maybe not at all).

[suncame]

how did you get that? ;d

[belthecraziac]

What show is this from?

[tobiascdngustaf]

I've been to more Tori shows than I can remember, and never heard a story this funny. Closest I came to hearing something this funny was an improv in Portland, OR in...2001? I think...anyway it was about how Portland has the best pot, how she had some the night befo..I think she asked the audience to bring her some after the show...wish I could remember the words! (was anyone there that remembers?) anyway this story has that improv beat by a million! phil collins part was the best!

[jennyla5]

I remember this show. It was in Memphis in the 1990's.  forgive me, i cannot remember the year but it was the dew drop inn tour. I have been to a bunch of Tori shows as well. We should swap stories! We may have run into each other!

[xx902]

no, this is from the little earthquakes tour. 1992.

[amonwhiteB]

bigest smile on my face!!!!!!

[arg189]

Even her mistakes are perferct

[aprilt2903]

That was AWESOME!!!!!

[fuckcopyrights]

"if it doesn't smoosh it doesn't go up" hahaha why isnt she this funny anymore??

[OceanAnimus]

Well, if she wasn't a musician there's a job that'd suit her =D

I think I heard the story on Leno or Letterman before? Don't remember, but this one is so much funnier!

[miztli13]

she recounted in on Rosie in 1999. it's on youtube as well.

[ang3l1978]

Where have you been in Germany? Amsterdam!

Uhm, sweety, Amsterdam is in The Netherlands,.... not in germany! But it's ok, coz you're a goddess

[miztli13]

she said they had been in Amsterdam previously but the incident took place at the Aachen border. Germany.

[LuthierJustin]

listen to the story, BORDER CROSSING!

[bleakhelena]

AAAAHAHAHAHA :D

This is HILARIOUS :D

This is like the same story as on that (amazingly funny) Rosie O'Donnell video but much better :D

Thanks for posting :D

[RSVibe]

This is awsome!!!

Tori always manages to make me laugh out loud!!

She's amazing!!

I love her =D

[Tanru2000]

Thankyou for posting this!! What tour was this?

[skidster22]

HA! awesome, thanks for posting

[PreciousEarthquakes]

She talks about this on my Rosie O'donnell video haha!

[abmoltypat]

is the song she is getting ready to play leather and if it is do you by chance have it and will you upload it if you do.

[Hereinmyhead102]

The end got cut somehow but the full text should be

"The moral of the story is when you make your B-side make sure its with phil"

[runningforamsterdam]

yay!