JULIAN SMITH - Google the Heimlich

[nascar88218]

So how many Johnny's has Julian killed?

[12345girlzzzzz]

Lol this is like one of my favorite vids by Julian smith xD P.s please visit my channel everyone :3 thx

[XxXFallingToPiecesXx]

why does Johnny always die ? xD

[rmdajr3453]

I luv how he googles "how long till dead body stinks"

[Cece12caliber]

"Don't worry. I'm googling it."

[powerchordshorts]

That was awesome!

[MrShmeow]

I like how most people aren't creative enough to think of a comment so they just quote things from the video to let everyone else realize how retarded they are.

[vashownsyou]

@MrShmeow so when you go see... say, a funny movie with your friends, what you're doing after the movie is not quoting your favourite parts to each other? or do you see those people and think "what a pack of uncreative assholes" as you walk ouf of the theatres by yourself. I would assume your with people quoting as well :P

[boredperson778]

That doggie was so cute

[flameboy134134]

like if u think they should make a Siri version of this

[mylesbrogers]

lol johnny always dies

[cavaliastar21]

Guess what, Julian! I miss your videos...

[GrizzlyGamer525]

whoops! jonny died!

[EmileeMay99]

He sounds english at 2:10

[AlcatrazX8]

@EmileeMay99 ahhhhhhh i see what you did there you told use to look up a time that doesnt exist your a silly troll

[rsvidmaker556]

lol, it is always on a saturday

[rsvidmaker556]

395 people googled the heimlich

[k1r1i1s11]

i thought johnny got hit by a hit and run.

[HotTottie7]

Hilarious.



[therandommen1]

lol anyone notice that the 'peanut' packet has lays written on it and julian is pulling crisps out of it :D

[8jackwagon8]

@therandommen1 um Julian didn't pull it outta the bag....it came from the dogs kennel

[cutieowl2000]

Im the BIGGEST fan of julian smith! i love all his videos!!!!

[ELRay1212]

I love this video. He's amazingly intelligent in a comical way

[BDCtanaro]

haha i wanted to see how long i could hold my breath and i held it to the end of the film ;)

[frost1117]

Julian: always on a Saturday always on a Saturday!

*types in how long till dead body stinks*

ROFL!!!!

[suckmylol]

@frost1117 Its funny, cuz we all just FUCKING saw it, thank you captain obvious, I hope you choke on an almond.

[AussieAJ16]

He really doesn't like Johnny does he? xD

[mmeeppp]

Lol Thumbs up for ending of him searching for how long till a body stinks

[theFlanster05]

how many people has he killed?!?!

[ThePeppy0505]

when did he kill johny the first time?



[TheBossCrafters]

Hey im the biggest fan!

lol :):D-_- PEANUTS

[TheBossCrafters]

kreqg

[ThatGuyAdrianLF]

Something tells me Johnny might have clones, too.

[Halo22031]

I would find it weird if my friend asked me if I wanted a peanut if he was eating POTATO CHIPS. O.o

[FrostInks]

I would've found it weird if my friend asked me if I wanted a peanut...

...while he was eating potato chips.

[Tennisissocool1]

hahahahaha i love these videos!! they r so funny!

[gloue1]

XD! OMG AT 0:32 / 1:58 OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!

julian - U Ok? *say like no big deal*

Johnny - Bluh ugh ugh *shakes head no*

[purplegrl47]

ah, a video for the ignorant of this world

[1414crazy]

hahahahahahaha

[thesuperbeast46]

only a dumbass would watch this video,glad I didnt,

[DylanDahlbergh]

omg he killed Johny! YOU BASTARD!

[iiSkullCandii9876]

@DylanDahlbergh ahaha wow u copied a line from south park

[22guyguy]

Its always on a saturday haha lol

[obsessedfashiondiva]

Johnny, one of these days you're gonna start asking where things come from. I mean who knows what Frank did on that almond. I find the wierdest stuff in that cage. *Looks at Johnny.*

You ok?

I love this stuff.

[MUFFINMANBEASTIN]

Um google it

[aaaaaaaaa7658]

Johny died twice this time and Julian ran him over because of a pizza situation

[trentandzander]

WHAT WAS HE CHOAKING ONS?

[supman99]

@trentandzander an almond...

[TheGearEmblems]

FATALITY! Julian Wins, FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

[ilovebrady12]

on a saterday!!!! that is bad,if someone died i want it on a mondayo ur so depresased u dont have 2 go 2 school. thumbs up!!!-ilovebrady12

[Bobdog1234567890]

does anyone know how long a dead body stinks???

[popularsparklindiva]

Woah, obviously Johnny is a zombie, I mean, how mang times.has he died on a Saturday... ?!?!?! O.o

[Bluesteel2goo4]

It's always on a Saturday.... :)

[Randomguy3411]

How many times has he killed Johny

[janedoenobodyshows]

lol ' im so not doing that' lol

[HeyItsBradley]

"Its Always on a Saturday, always on a Saturday." *searches "how long til' a dead body stinks?"*

[ithinknatisaperson]

You Googled the Heimlich during this video didn't you?

[PieGirlXD]

I wonder if the almond was actually from Frank or if Julian was just joking...

[moogybear6]

LOL! 😃

[behbeh34]

lol what kinda dog name is frank?

[natrobinsonakward]

whats so wrong about jhonney he always dies at the end! lmao

[natrobinsonakward]

funniest julian smith video!

[XJayPlainAndSimpleX]

It seems Julian's friends are always dying O.o

[StickXSkate]

Everytime Johny eats something thats julians he dies.

[hellosirahful]

Saturdays are the best days for dying.

[MrCodywt]

@hellosirahful I would have to say mondays are good for dying.

[waffcakealicious]

0:27

Julian, what else do you find in that cage? 0.o

[iluvukevinakatobymac]

i love this video!!!

[RockieMonterey]

Ha ha ha!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!! Check out my remake of it!!!

[SuperChenchilla]

OMG THEY KILLED KEN- wait.. false alarm.

[Master12Music]

الليلة الماضية على ما يرام حتى كان درم حول أجنبيالليلة الماضية على ما يرام حتى كان درم حول أجنبي. It"s fun to speak Arabic.

[moonlightwolf14]

0:17 xD cute doggeh

[moonlightwolf14]

0:17 xD cute doggeh

[dabigE13]

johny has died multiple times on a saturday??

[42jgabbard]

press 6

[mooseeatmoose]

@RatColonyCare Chris dies in what happened to Chris, but he killed Johnny in Truth.

[ImOnAQuest4Him]

"Its always on a Saturday..." So true. 

[heq1998]

I held my breath as soon as Johnny started choking and I had to breathe again it was like right as he died so they're pretty accurate on the capacity of a human lung.

[JonnyBoothie]

@heq1998 dude.... johnny's dead. didn't you see?



[slayer135791]

@heq1998 i lasted longer

[fougamouRPCV]

"its always on a saturday... always on a saturday"

[jpdhamre]

It's always on a saturday always on a saturday

[vlardoodle]

3 to 6 hours

[DuctTapeWaffle]

press 6 over and over again

[DukeBob66]

I think Gabrielle is just Johnny born again and he came back to kill Julian because Julian killed him twice

[2550thebeast]

lol :)

[BellaHeroneyes]

he spelt 'till' wrong xD

[PartyRocker314]

I thought Johnny was killed in a hit and run for stealing that last pizza slice

[evanescenceandbunnys]

He killed Johny AGAIN!

[RatColonyCare]

@evanescenceandbunnys no, he killed chris. different face too...

[dramaqueen10103223]

One time I was choking on bacon and like 20-30 seconds later my mom had to give me the heimlich... True story

[randa9711]

That awkward moment when the battery on his laptop dies O.O

[Purple101Ninja]

always on a saturday....

[cadew00]

always on a saturday. always.

[Crysiz2]

Julian, you just made my day, thanks!

[theJacobcam]

he miss spells it hahaha sorry man im not doing this

[Urukuma4]

Homophobia killed johnny.

[sweetikoku]

he reminds me of DEXTER MORGAN if you agree..

[OllyLeees]

hymlick

[lacytracy13]

how is it possible for johny to die twice he dies in truth and this........ am i missing something

[UpAllNightWithYou]

"Uhhhg, it's always on a Saturday."

In google bar* "How long until a dead body stinks?"

[EPICFAILS711]

stupid he found it in the kennal not the in the chip bag

[camswickyswick]

Why is there almonds in a Lays chip bag?

[HoShiiJii]

Why would you google a question?

[LucasTillery09]

you posted this on my Birthday that's awesome

[jonathan33409]

If this becomes top comment, I'll be your friend....

[grgkeys1]

Why is there always one buzz kill @14tjdrox can't they just be happy and ignore the comments if he doesnt like them?

[14tjdrox]

why do you people comment all the lines of the video? i don't need you people commenting it when i just watched the video..........

[MsZariyah]

It's on a saturday always on a Saturday

[MrUnerverse]

Hey guys can u watch mi videos only got two but I'm posting one tomorrow :)

[euphdude0812]

Obama sucks

[fuzzballjet]

"hymlick....*sigh* what to do... what to do.. sorry dude, gotta spell it right."

[summer2moon]

"Johnny, one of these days you're gonna start asking where things come from." *shakes head*

[SuperShortlife]

sorry I can't finish this video, I have to go google heimlich

[therandommen1]

lol u can see it says lays (walkers) on the packet!!

[TigersUnleashed]

i honestly don't get why he freaked out when he saw the pic.... DON'T TELL ME I wasn't raised like so many kids are today...

[Itsmyfaceonthescreen]

@TigersUnleashed obviously you get the reference. its a joke video dude, its just a joke

[U2b3rz]

Time to ask siri for places to bury a body

[joejoedude99]

I wan't a peanut!

[goldensparkle444]

" johnny, do you want a peanut?" omg lmfao!

[truecrime668]

Franky made the almond...... Mmmm Franky almond has a special flavor.

[BleakColours]

I have that carpet...

[jaynesstice]

close enough.

[MsJR13100]

why does johnny always die XD

[jawd34two]

wait didnt you run over johnny

[Jamie9396]

"You need the Heimlich?"

*nods head yes*

"Johnny, I don't know the Heimlich!"

[TrickyFish920]

"I mean who knows what Frank did on that almond."

[TheReptilianGirl]

"Always on a Saturday. It's always on a Saturday." Lol I'm like HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE LET PEOPLE DIE OR KILL THEM?? Then he googles 'how long til dead body stinks?' lol I almost fell off my chair laughing xD

[MattTheOnlineGamer]

388 people don't have a Friends ^_^

[jozzie555]

Ahahahaha hold on a sec, Im googling it. xD

[mitchellwebb66]

I foun thoes in the hamsters cage..

[FoofyDragon]

my friend told me before i whatched this that if i was chocking she wouldnt know what to do and probly like start talking about stuff or somthing......this is her in the future....the man chocking is me...........Pixi possum....learn from this

[FoofyDragon]

ALWAYS ON A SATURDAY ....ALWAYS ON A SATURDAY OMG LOL

[t0bbeno]

0:36 isnt a chips ?

[redneksniper568]

is it me or does he always kill someone?

[amyx3OH3]

@redneksniper568 No, Just Johnny

[sisamuth13]

julian smith. are you a scorpio

[frowerhousestudios]

Starting at 1:03 I don't think that I've EVER laughed that hard at any of his videos!!!

[Ridonkulous4]

Johnny's good at dying

[TheMsEvanescence]

If he found a "peanut", then why is he eating from a Lay's chips bag?

[skater247247]

@TheMsEvanescence don't question julian smith

[missbrushingteeth]

I tought he was gonna write: It's alwasy on a saturday. xD

[frenchbulldogsrock]

Julian: Don't make me mad today....

Some person he hasnt killed yet: Why?

Julian: Becuz im running out of places for bodies....

Some person he hasnt killed yet: 0.e

[Cablancer2]

what if Google acted as a help desk.

"Google is processing your request and will be back with you shortly. Please use the ticket you have been given with any future inquires or related problems."

"how long untill dead bodies stink?"

"as we see this as a related inquirey and you didn't use your conveniently provided ticket, Google has failed to process you inquirey."

[livenaruto1]

its all ways on a saturday

[livenaruto1]

i love the sudden change of background noise

[MegaJesussaves1]

Now i have to go all the way down to the river again!

[RissyRoman]

that must be what happened to chris.

[Modest167]

lmao "Johnny...one day you'll start asking where things come from."

[Imtakingastand2]

It's always on a Saturday. ALWAYS on a Saturday.

[ampexplosion]

"i find the weirdest stuff in that cage" like what??? O.o

[pickleslife101]

what does he do on Saturdays???

[mychannel740]

o my gosh i want an almond

[123giraffe3]

So funny

[XxAkrixX]

LOL this made me laugh so hard ahaha

[deathknigt3000]

lol "how long til dead bodies stinks?"

[mrdean171]

Please tell me, where do you hide all of these bodies?

[ImBigLamp]

@mrdean171 JULIAN SMITH - What Happened to Chris 

[STALKER953]

@mrdean171 They're thrown in a lake.

[sebastiaanmohr]

@mrdean171 ask siri

[carrotcake8511]

@mrdean171 he throws them in a lake...remember Chris?

[TheRoby137]

@mrdean171 ummmmmm

he eats them

[Elizabethiana112]

@mrdean171 Who fricken knows? They threw Chris in the river...(:

[supersquad100]

@mrdean171 Probably where Gabrielle executed Julian.

[S1RP00PSALOT55]

this is sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[ullshootureyeout]

"you need the heimlich? johnny i dont know the heimlich. hold it. im googling it...heimlich...huh wut to do...srry dude gotta spell it right..." LOL

[TheJustinlover256]

LMAO this is ridiculous;d

[Canneverfindchapstic]

Johnny. Johnny come on. UGGHH always on a saturday.

[Ispyskyblue22]

LOL @ what Julian was thinking the Heimlich was.