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  • ................TipToes..

  • This...looks to be the worst movie ever.

  • whatthefuck. 0.0

  • Lol yea pretty much why I came here Tosh

  • I thought tosh was on BS, this looks horrible.

  • How many people just got here after the seeing the tosh.0 episode?

  • Hahahha. Daniel Tosh brought me here. XD

  • Please tell me this is a joke

  • just saw this on tosh.0,..........wow this is a real movie.

    

  • Was this a joke? I think this was a joke.. was this a joke? I want it to be a joke.

  • around 1:44 behind Matthew McConaughey in the window their walking backwards?

  • Don't dis the movie, its how midgets get paid

  • Wait a minute... they're Jewish?

  • How the fuck did this low budget movie get all these huge actors?

  • Press one for rape

  • @clehmanj press and hold one for rape

  • Command performances indeed! OUCH

  • This has been awarded "worst trailer of all time" I don't see why :P

  • @TheRiisingSun I do! they change angel and cut to much...

  • I thought this was pretty out there. Then it said "... and Gary Oldman" and my head exploded right the fuck off.

  • PRESS 8 on a metronome like 1 1 1 1 1 for anal xD

  • Tosh.0  spoiler alert. Lmfao!

  • @celixo i knew i wasn't the only one that traveled straight here afterwards.

  • Press and hold 6... especially when high

  • WOW!!!

  • lmfao BIG WHEEL!!!

  • Classic Movie

  • Machinima brought me here

  • what is this shit?

  • i like midget porn!

  • "When the going gets rough, its only the size of you heart that counts"

    OMG I must see this movie.

  • I'm not sure what's crazier this or homie spumoni.

  • @apvideogame I'm curious, what is crazy about Homie Spumoni? I watched that movie but I want to know what was your appreciation.

  • @NemaN101 To try to explain the insanity of Homie Spumoni to someone whose actually SEEN Homie Spumoni is like trying to explain to someone why eating shards of glass by the bowlful is a horrible idea while they're on their second bowl.

  • this is a crazy, weird ass movie

  • Press (and hold) 5 for laughs.

    Press 9 for "Gary Oldman"

  • In 1932 a movie about a woman marrying a dwarf who's part of a freak show is made and titled Freaks. Despite the name it was actually a well written film about how "normal" people can be the true monsters and cast real "freaks" in the film. In 2003 a lousy movie is made about a woman who's having MM's baby and is concerned that it might be a dwarf like the rest of his family as a result of seeing fake dwarf Gary Oldman. Amazing that one was ahead of it's time and the other is just... stupid.

  • 1:43 for people walking backwards lol

  • 0:07 is that his dick? It looks pointy

  • Tosh.0 LMFAO!!!

  • I am going to immediately download this movie and watch it

  • this is so fucking retarted.

  • oh shit!... its actually a real movie?!

  • you never go full midget

  • " 'oh well why dont i blow you' at this point im thinking this movie might be okay" - Daniel Tosh

  • "Proudly present command performances" LMFAO This looks awful even without Daniel Tosh tearing it to shreds. Im glad I just watched his spoiler alert because at least I wasnt let down with his comedy. If I spent time watching this I wouldve been so upset. xD

  • who 'commanded' these "performances"? Mayor McCheese?

  • I watched this because of tosh.o

  • "Roll of a life time... Gary Oldman!" Yikes, that's a bad joke right?

  • Thumbs up if u watched this because of tosh.0

  • Oh, and "dwarf" is way more demeaning than "midget"

  • @MissPixieFan the condition is called dwarfism so it's way more excepted by little people than midget.

  • totally thought this was fake after seeing tosh, but it seems painfully real.

  • What the fuck..

  • Jesus... This trailer looks like a freakin prank. I am half expecting at the end to be Rick Rolled. No way I will watch the movie but I have watched the Tosh.o review like 3 times. Dude is hilarious.

    Gary Oldman, a roll of a lifetime my ass

  • This trailer looks like a huge joke but......43 minutes of Daniel Tosh proved that it wasn't.

  • Hahah tosh is hilarious! :D

  • Gary Oldman in "the role of a lifetime" but they couldn't mention Peter Dinklage.

  • Hahaha I watched Tosh.0 and I thought it was fake!!

  • Wow tosh haha

  • are they fucking serious?

  • wow tosh wasnt joking...

  • I just had tosh spoiler alert this on hulu. I'm still lmao

  • "the role of a lifetime"

  • LMAO oh tosh <3 thank you

  • @ beautifulangel.. I did the same thing. Ha seriously WTF

  • I looked this up after i watched Tosh.0 but all i can say is WHAT THE HELL!!!!

  • Ahhhhh the ending killed any possibility of the movie being good. I don't know why MM went so that script, especially the ending. Did Carol just pity Ralf or really have feelings for him?

  • I don't get it?? Is this for real?

  • @mrzachattackf No, it's an ELABORATE joke, the ulimate fan video. That's why Matthew McConaughey and his agent has talked about it in the news, that's why it's on the imdb, that's why it's available online, that's why there are interviews about it, trailers, and more.

    Are you and IDIOT?! Do some research...we have this communication tool call the I N T E R N E T

    "There's more than porn on this thing."- Tigerman1138

  • 'The role of a lifetime'....

  • If anybody is gonna watch this movie. Please do. The ending is so horrible and bad. It is so bad that it actually made it worth while watching the whole movie. One of the worst movies in modern film history.

  • is tosh gay??? his gf is soo FUCKING HOT WTF?!!

  • is tosh gay??? his gf is soo FUCKING HOT WTF?!!

  • The role of a life time?

  • @tornadog01 lmfao! you're right! that's hilarious

  • 0:52 to 0:53 ahahahahahahahaha

  • "Is it worst to hit a midget or woman? "- Daniel Tosh

  • the best actor in this film is Peter Dinklege. thumbs if you agree x

  • watching that right now ^ Tosh.O

  • @tornadog01

    Hahaha! Thanks for pointing that out. I laughed so hard I nearly woke up my roommates!

  • Very sensitive and enjoyable movie.

  • This needs to go on Netflix under the "Raunchy Stoner Comedies" section.

  • Tosh.O hahaha I actually thought this shit was fake but obviously it's real haha

  • Matthew McConaugheeeeeeee.

  • Dumb ass TOSH!!! The ladys face when liddo man came out the kitchen? EPIC MOVIE MOMENT

  • @colinrocksursocks after the review by tosh u have to youtube it

  • agreed

  • role of life time..:)

  • So basically I just saw the movie without really seeing the movie. I THOUGHT that was Gary Oldman.

  • He's about to get blown lol that's in the fucking trailer WTF

  • "Matthew McConaughey is never funny on pourpose" - Daniel Tosh

  • i cant believe this is a real movie hpw fucking stupid can you get?

  • What happens at the end?

  • @gregory18000 (spoiler alert) basically the baby turns out to be a dwarf, mcconaughey goes crazy and punches walls, tells his girlfriend that everything would be better off if he left (because of course ALL mothers want to do this on their own...) then the girl says "u can kiss me if you want." END.

  • What happens at the end.

  • "Is this real life?"

  • What can't Gary Oldman do?

  • I love you Duncan Jones... who brought me here and NOT Daniel Tosh... who I also love.

  • This has to be 90 minutes of just a fucking steaming pile of non-sense.....

  • .... THIS IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING MOVIE?!

    Daniel Tosh, I will NEVER doubt you again...

  • I would probably do Bridget the midget

  • tosh point 0

  • WTF???

    

  • Daniel tosh sayinqqq wht happened in tiptoes is way better than wachinqqqq the movie tiptoes!!

  • "Starring Gary Oldman with his shoes on his knees" Sorry, am i still on planet Earth?

  • This looks like the worst movie EVER!

  • THIS LOOKS HORRIBLE

  • The movie is a joke Terrrible

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.... WHAT A STUPID MOVIE!!!!

  • How come they don't credit Bridgett Powers ....c'mon, the only REAL LP actor in the whole film!

  • Thumbs up if tosh.0 brought you here.... but it took you 30 mins cause you searched tip toes and a bunch of ghetto ass kids "tippy toe" dancing videos sidetracked you

  • Gary Oldman looks and sounds like Jeff Foxworthy in this.

  • thumbs up if tosh.0 brought you here

  • @colinrocksursocks U KNOW IT!

  • @colinrocksursocks Never heard of the movie, wanted to see what he was going to talk about lol.

  • @colinrocksursocks fucking thumbs up whore, no shit everyone is here because of tosh.0

    go die please

  • @Gregd8888

    uh oh. somebody was just watching Tosh.O!

  • @colinrocksursocks you're a faggot

  • Am I the only one who thinks the way that they're making such a big deal over the fact that his family and(most likely) their son will be a little person is remarkably shallow?

    also,this movie looks terrible. And I mean "The Room" terrible. And when I found out that was Gary freaking Oldman in "the role of a lifetime" I thought,Oh God,REALLY GARY?! REALLY?! For goodness sake your an award winning actor.

  • Thumbs up if either IGN Channel Surfing or Keeping it reel podcast brought you here.

  • 0:11 a party with walking cup holders, how convenient!

  • the spoiler alert from tosh.o is real

  • "Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime"...uh, what? Shouldn't they pitch the "role" of a lifetime to the actor, and the "performance" of a lifetime to the audience?

    Either way...wow. This looks fucking awful. What studio execs got insane amounts of oral and drugs to produce this pile of nonsense?

  • I never knew Gary Oldman was that short.

  • I'm glad that I watched tosh's spoiler alert because this looks like the worst movie ever made.

  • IGN KIR has done it again....LOL

  • The Comic Stylings of Matt Fowler and Eric Goldman, IGN's Channel Surfing.

  • Thank you Matt Fowler. Because of this I am a better man

  • IGN's "Keepen it Reel" podcast brought me here.

    Anyways....What the fuck was Gary Oldman thinking when he agreed to do this movie.

  • @tonkaaaaa

    KiR brought me here too

  • Role of a lifetime LMAO

  • Hahahaha IGN

  • IGN brought me here

  • @AzogTheOrc 

    same here.

  • @AzogTheOrc same, haha, especially the mention of kate beckingsale and blow job!

  • @xxturboweixx Beckinsale giving BJs is always a plus

  • @xxturboweixx she doesn't actually in the movie

  • @willcamick same here

  • i think it was kinda like the room bad in a funny as hell kinda way

  • oh tosh

  • I only watched this because it was on tosh.o review lol

  • This movie ROCKS! I've seen it like 15 times! Also fuck a Tosh, Cracked.com brought me here!

  • @CryHavocDogsOfWar .... AGAINST THE GRAIN!!!!

  • oh this movie looks bad..... lol!

  • i watched this movie before tosh ruined it, i loved the bad french accent and Mathew's over acting

  • Tosh!

  • 90 minutes in english

    91 in french....WTF

  • "WHOA THEY ARE LIL PEOPLE!"

  • MIDGETS. get it?

  • Lol a role of a lifetime Gary oldman

  • I don't give a rats ass if this movie's horrible. I'll watch it just for Kate beckensale, damn that bitch is fine

  • (Singing) You shout for me to put you down/But I'm march today for your cause!/I'm banging the drum/your big day will come/when they remake the Wizard of Oz!

  • tosh was right

  • I want to throw up!

  • This is not a real movie right? "Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime?" I am not buying it. Funny nonetheless

  • @ultragroove1 nope it's a real movie. it's so ridiculous it's almost impossible to believe. go on netflix and imdb and you'll see it's real.

  • so fucking bad....

  • You know when you want to mock Hollywood and make a fake trailer for what you think could be possibly the worst film idea ever. I taught this was that.... I can't believe this is a real movie.

  • wtf man.. i thought it was a joke... holy shit!

    my brain fell out my ass

    i must shove it down the garbage disposal now

  • We all love tosh, ok

  • Oh really guys you came here from tosh? Thanks for letting us know because we couldn't have figured it out ourselves! Just shut the fuck up...

  • @PundlaBear Wow way to be an asshole.

  • This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen. WTF? How did they get four A list actors to do this this?

  • @MrDtown15 i say black mail

    all i kept saying rocking back and forth was .. gary noooooo!

  • this is more disturbing then the human centipede.

  • i came here from my mothers vagoo

  • WTF Who the fuck produces movies like this!

  • i bet half the people that have came to this video bcus of tosh.o really tosh.o is amazing

  • @urmotherslegs2 lol same

  • wow, that truly was the role of a lifetime for gary oldman

  • I came here from Tosh.0

  • I bought this off a discount rack five years ago and realized it was the worst movie ever made. I thought I was alone. Thank you Tosh.O for introducing the rest of the world to this amazing pile of trash!

  • lol

  • gary oldman... looks terrible... just saying.. crudely pullls his arms back

  • yikes

  • "And in the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman" LMAO

  • i here this film had short funds so the picture quality had to be dwarfed... the film comes up short anyways in the acting. i also herd gary olman had a short tempor, but its a tiny price to be for a role of a lifetime... i also think this is one of mattew mcconegheys most undersized roles... he was small compared to the roles of the others