Skyrim: Bastion Narrator Edition

[halowarrior1000]

I just realized how thick Hadvar's accent is. o_o

[KINGOFHELLANDYOU]

5:49 just ruined the mood

[t3chv1ru5]

5:35 *sexy whale noises*

[Destroyah360]

My two favourite games!

[MrCowabungaa]

It was all serious and badass. And then 5:50 came along.

[emelld13245]

Alright, they're gonna...

you're gonna....

get executed....

[TheFrondiii]

Sexy whale noises

[Hades378]

Kid does what he has to do...-sticks his arms into his torso-

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!

Me: Seriously WTF?

[CrzdHaloman]

The dragon has been hiding in the tall grass. Best reference ever.

[PoisonPeachPit]

Ha! The CC said "sexy whale noises" at 5:34. What the hell?

[bloowhalesind]

im loving these camera angles! i get to see so many little things i never noticed while playing skyrim on my crappy laptop XD

[tsubodzuka]

Damn, this just screams to be done with New Vegas.

[asp5]

The guard's "All right, you're gonna get executed" was hilarious.

Great work as always!

[OswaldtheFourth]

Oh god. Do the whole game. I'll give you all of my money.

[Pilaf1984]

The Kid's got moves like Jagger.

[kwinkatopolis]

I almost died when his arms sucked in.

[RequiemTael]

5:16 i was waiting for that line to come up for ages

[HAWXLEADER]

sexy whale noises LOOOL!!!!

[Stryder467]

Yeah. Subscribed.

[Bobsplosion]

5 gold bounty.

10 years in jail and then execution.

wtf Skyrim.

[HAWXLEADER]

@Bobsplosion GOOD to see im not the only one that noticed that!

[G34RZ]

@Bobsplosion I racked up 16,000 bounty in Whiterun from killing people. They sentenced me for 8 days.

[Krusha80]

"Ones been livin' in the tall grass" xD

Freaking epic, very well done.

[flaetsbnort]

5:48 "Make sure the prisoner is unarmed."

[realrodrigobley]

YOU ARE A GENIUS. THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING, SIR.

[Egger3rd]

@realrodrigobley Ma'am. And you're welcome. Glad you enjoyed it. :)

[realrodrigobley]

@Egger3rd I guess this just makes you more awesome, then. My apologies, ma'am, and congratulations for the great video. I'm anxious for part 2.

[bendebec]

Wow, this is incredible

[itsveryverysimple]

... my face through it- :D

... my face after 5:48- ಠ_ಠ

[mak10z]

Wow, that was well done. Impressive

[Mabswer]

".. Follow the Cat pen, prisoner." ... Fail in the CC otherwise rather nice video.

[Egger3rd]

@Mabswer That was a purposeful wording. The guy pronounces it that way, and I'm making fun of him.

[katarokinimoto]

@Egger3rd some people just don't get a good joke...those subtitles were hilarious *sexy whale noises* lmao

[Sonyboj]

I have bothe those games, both are my favs! Awesome, great games

[skeilty101]

That was fucking amazing.

[MrMumble127]

5:46

He did what he had to do....

[superwowman100]

lol how much splicing did it take you to say stuff like "ulfric" and "dragon"? I figure ulfric had to somehow come out of Zulf, but thatw as really smooth! :D

[Egger3rd]

@superwowman100 Yep. Zulf and Cinderbrick. I tried to make them not sound too obviously spliced though. It's hard to come up with stuff when you're limited by the inflection on certain words. I was only able to fine one plausible "drag-un" and about two "ulf-rick"s. By now I've played the game through about 3 times and listened to the entirety of the narration probably about 15 times. Still gives me chills.

[TheDoctorisin2181]

Haha, Captain Skank...

Ahh, fuck her

[GRFX2510]

Because the narrator wasn't awesome enough already.

[Gign14]

Glad to see you're still making great videos :D

[kinkarcana1293]

Gotta say this is legit beyond belief.

[chrisdurston]

5:36 on the captions... sexy whale noises?

[Flimsii]

alright your gonna...your gonna get executed. I found this unbearably funny

[SergStalc]

5:47 that sir is turtlekin turtle born.

[AndyHardware]

G4 Sent me... Nice work!

[TWmovies]

This needs to be a mod.

[Bhitch92]

Am I the only one who was expecting a Skyrim/Never Ending Story mashup? 

[sababwl]

Best. BEST!

[greengrendel]

oh god, my stomach hurts XD

[greengrendel]

5:54 whahaa...t?

oh god, why.

[greengrendel]

1:40 "eep"!

[theviperpit]

Epic video is epic, so says G4.

[Ameterasuu]

Sexy whale noises

[mattymckoble]

Freaking great idea to do this dude and even better job pulling it off so well. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for part 2.

[MYPROGAM3RTAG]

YO G4 JUST SHOUTED YOU OUT. CONGRATS!!!

[Egger3rd]

@MYPROGAM3RTAG Thanks for the heads-up. That's freakin' awesome!  :D

[TheFRiTZBURG]

eep

[firemanmike300]

Awesome Job on this vid. I can't wait for part 2!

[M37X]

Alright there gonna, you're gonna get executed... xD

[MYPROGAM3RTAG]

this... is... AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[wiiS360]

The Dragon lives in the tall grass!?!?! QUICK!!! THROW YOUR POKEBALLS!!!!

[geribaldi2]

That is positively COOL!!

[Freakydemon]

*sexy whale noises*

[Kross2099]

If I could have changed only one thing to improve this video, it would have been including the Macho Man Dragon Mod. =P

[graemebent]

*arms*

"WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT!!!!???!?!"

[stadavid88]

LOL sexy whale noises

[WhisperJin]

I nearly died of laughter at 5:35 - best subtitles ever.

[MartianDiscoFish]

''What in Oblivion is that!'' *points at the kid

[MartianDiscoFish]

Genius!

[LordMoronPL]

Thumb up if you heard "kwik" in 1:42

[pdxphreek]

@LordMoronPL - I was wondering what that was, I haven't played Bastion.

[mak10z]

@LordMoronPL thats the Legendary "Wild Eep" from the good old Mac OS 

[CommandoG36]

ahh dammit 5:50 made my choke on my pop

[jabbarman04]

What a sexy voice

[picosan]

Love the captioning!

[CamelCarcass]

Alright there, you're gonna... you're gonna.. ... get executed..

[AnarkiSpb]

0:46 that scared the shit out of me o_O

[attackzack21]

Skank:

[steelfoe]

This was amazing and so perfect

[steelfoe]

Wow I was thinking of something like this today, except it was kingdom of amalur and the lorestones

[CrashScreen]

This.... This is exactly that one thing Skyrim's narrative was missing. That was pretty damn awesome.

[digitalon01]

"WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT!?" That had me rolling on the ground!

[5lives]

Oh. Hell. Yes.

I cannot wait to see how this grand story continues.

[Penguinspark]

someone needs to make this narrator narrate the real game

[blave549]

awesome work dude. Loved every minute. How did you get the alternate camera angles for the cut scenes? I have installed a number of add-ons but haven't seen one that allows camera adjustment. Is it done from the command line interface?

[Egger3rd]

@blave549 Yep. It's done using the command console (~ key to open/close). "tm" for Toggle Menus and "tfc" for Toggle Flying Camera. It helps using an Xbox 360 controller if you're trying to get smooth turning shots.

[IronChefBoyardee]

The fuck happened to his arms?

[CharmyDweeng]

EEEP!

[MediaMunkee]

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT

[firespin97]

Makes Skyrim much, much more tolerable. Logan Cunningham FTW

[teph1256]

Nice man! Two awesomes games in one

[WilkoAndSprigg]

alright their gonna.. eh.. your gonna get executed

[Sepuku030]

What's the middle song? Hahaha... Just kidding. I'm not stupid. I just wanted to fit in...

[Valdtheman]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't contain the hysterical laughter once 5:48 happened...

[Naafalilargus]

@Valdtheman i lost it Lmfao

[Pun1sh3rCRO]

@Valdtheman Also in the background you hear, what in oblivion is that XDDDDDDDD

[wormhole21]

Well u your, your gunna get executed

[khaazam]

i love how you named the imperial soldier women "skank"

[Dlayer7]

Just two + one words Egger... Dark "fuking" Brotherhood... they really need Logan's voice in a character... there you have an Idea xDDD

[LaggasaurusRex]

*sexy whale noises*

[Megawatts19]

I lost my shit when Ralof went EEEP.

[t0wnkrier]

pretty much my favorite video ever.

[Baboosi1]

*SEXY WHALE NOISES*

>:3

[jarrettl3]

This should be a mod.

[fl333r]

Reddit? Reddit?! I didn't even know what that was until I searched it up today...

[gamingpim]

Great video, like the camera work! Which brings me to this question:

How did you do the shot where the kid walks backwards and flees, in the orphanage at 0:50?

This is the first video I managed to find with a shot like that, using what I think is the technique I'm still trying to master (see watch?v=dAocTmnfmkk).

Hope you read this. Thanks!

[fl333r]

@gamingpim Yeah, I have the same question as you, friend!

[musicalred]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[l3reak]

Eagerly awaiting part 2! Hope you use lots of the music again :D

[GameAddictedGal]

XDDDD Kid does what he has to do *fwoop*

[diegoM027]

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!

[TheWatzitooya]

5:47 WHAT THE HELL?

Even funnier when the NPC goes "What in Oblivion is that?"

[roman054781]

whats the name of the opining song?

[Egger3rd]

@roman054781 The songs used are listed in order in the description.

[TRMacar]

YAAAY! Egger3rd is back in form and awesome!

[MR011887]

that was cool!!!

[Nicollasnyne]

Waaaaaaait.... being executed from stealing a pendant?? D:

[darmanator]

If there was ever a skyrim movie that's how id imagine It would be. All except for when the Main character is being called to the block and his arms....BWAHAHAHAAAA! That was hilarious!

[Level7dinosaurmage]

Good shit. Can't wait for part II :)

[colaking117]

Ralof: EEEP!

[omghi10]

What's the last song?

[Egger3rd]

@omghi10 "Brusher Patrol" Bastion Soundtrack, as listed in the description.

[greengrendel]

@Egger3rd and "dragon?" where's that mentioned?

[sexyones09]

Wait, so the character you play as isn't the dragonborn after all and that Ulfrich is the one who woke the dragons up and ulfrich is the actual dragonborn all along (as far as Skyrim is concerned)?

[Egger3rd]

@sexyones09 "Each Event is preceeded by Prophecy. But without the hero, there is no Event." - Morrowind opening quote

I think you can assume loosely that if you yourself don't pursue the path of the dragonborne in your playthrough, someone else takes up that task somehow. Things are not necessarily all on your shoulders. Ulfric though was taught already. He didn't learn from stealing dragon souls. So, it seems unlikely that he's the dragonborne. But maybe he just didn't have a chance yet.

[Dufis38]

@Egger3rd the person you play is the dragon born, ulfric can use the power of the voice just like the grey beards. Only the dragonborn can absorb the souls of defeated dragons

[TheAffyman]

How lucky is it there was a "Ulfrics usually the talkative sort" in bastion!

[Egger3rd]

@TheAffyman The Ulfric here was actually a word mixing combination of Zulf and Cinderbrick.

[MrMatamusca]

@Egger3rd holy shit you are a clever one

[RussianAnonimous]

5:49

What in Oblivion is that?!

[Nicollasnyne]

Fucking Perfect. *-* ... if you get the jokes off, i'll be much much better.

[Egger3rd]

@Nicollasnyne I can't seem to help it. The more serious things are, the more I want to fuck it up and make fun of it. It's in my nature.

[Shiridan]

sexy whale noises?

[MasterPwntang]

Turn on captions. Lmao Captain Skank

[GuitarFreakReegs]

Pay 5 coins or spend 10 years in prison? Pft I'll take the 10 years, obviously.

[RaptorKingK]

Dragon noices *Whale nocies*

[MAGGOT4LIFE245]

Lmfao then the kid does what he has to do. *bloop!* xD

[XenoX]

Never heard some of the those sound clips from Bastion. Did you make some or are there left overs or what? Im truly amazed

[Egger3rd]

@XenoX I actually had to provoke a lot of them by doing things like dying and going back to the bastion, getting 3rd and 2nd place in the trials, stuff like that. Normal playthroughs don't give you all the sayings if you're just blasting through. I posted the dialog bits on GameplayDump if you're interested.

[NamelocTheBard]

Hey Egger, are you using any weapon mods? The axe that the prison guard uses looks similar to

one in a mod that I am using.

[Egger3rd]

@NamelocTheBard Nope. The only mods I'm using are killable children and playable child races.

[NamelocTheBard]

@Egger3rd Hmm... well the head just looked wrong, I guess. Thanks for clearing that up.

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Ralof: EEEP!

[KisameItachi]

Oh jeez Janie, I've been with you from the very start. I've always watched your videos and laughed, showed them to my friends, they laughed, It's all good fun. The videos you put out are amazing, always have been; please never stop making them haha. I really hope you enjoy making them as much as everyone who watches enjoys them. Because that's a lot of enjoyment.

[LiquidxSquid]

This is amazing.

[stebbi94]

Lost my shit at : "Alright, they're gonna, you're gonna', get executed." LOL

[playerofrock04]

This was pretty fucking awesome.

[lepafox]

Why does it read ''Sexy whale noises'' when the dragon shouts in the distance when subtitles are turned on?

[DDmediaProductions]

This is so funny, that arm disappearing thing happened to me too when I used cheats.

Are you planning on/wanting to make Orc-Rim videos?

[WallyGamerBF2]

It would be awesome if you were to continue this.

[Egger3rd]

@WallyGamerBF2 It's a certainty. I've done too much extra stuff already to let it go to waste.

[soar777]

turn on caption the dragon screams are translated as sexy whale voices.

[evinn]

Amazing

[gaaratoast]

That was an Impressive cut when you got him to say "Ulfric" and "Dragon"

[Tehodrakis]

Best YT video in the last few weeks! (That means something, i am constantly on YT)

[NirvEnd]

1:42 eet made me lmfao for no reason...

[Dlayer7]

I... FUCKING... LOVE... IT!

[supertardfish]

thank you, dan

[TheLegendaryHobo]

dude... u HAVE to make more

[biochemnerd]

this is great. I love the chicken arms that he does bwahahahah. and when the guy does a curtsie

[risev10]

5:59 "But then, They took an arrow to the knee"

[NekGuitar]

5:47 FWHOP HAHHAHAHHA

[Fallout3boy2077]

alright ur gonna..gonna get exicuted :J

[Darkphrase]

Oh man, ten years for five gold O_O

[qiman2]

Kid does what he has to do...

what.

[Looooska]

SUB'D

[fireking38]

10 years jailed and executed for 5 bounty :?

[TheRealMichelozzo]

Okay, more games need Bastion style narration. This only makes it official.

[m0destm0useisg0d]

Everything was all epic and badass except between 5:49 - 5:54, seriously, WTF WAS THAT?

[MrEduardKhil]

How long before Reddit links this to their shitty website and they say that it was a Redditor who made it?

[ParadigmShiftr]

@MrEduardKhil I'd say about two hours.