Metal Gear Solid Parody - The Ultimate Weapon

[airborneiva]

where's Minute 1:52 ? haha :-D

[mewantcool]

lol do mgs4 have something like this as well1?!?!?

[hardydx6]

should have picked cocroach

[Shikamaru1801]

thats what i call *puts sunglasses on* a bad looser.

YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[Redhotnacho]

actually that's a suicide parody

[Arzaker]

snake! what happned?

snake ? SNAKE?

JC: what a shame

[Zambatoh]

Problem Solved, Series Over!

[Nenzoo1]

oh its just the scene with the helicopter

wait what the...

what the fuck?

WHOAH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

[The1of1000]

Rock paper Nuke!

[MrMK109]

Should have used water

[Kicklash]

Sorry, but something confuses me. When Snake uses the 3-in-1 move, we see a member of the Ocelot unit calling Snake a coward, then cut to

Snake, then back to the heli, where the soldier is gone, and Ocelot takes his place. Can someone explain this to me please?

[arizona300]

@Kicklash They took out the character model and then added Ocelot to say the other line. Them adding both wouldn't be ultimately necessary.

[LiamCatterson]

Always let a woman win men

[DecapodianR]

Gotta love the soldiers in these videos :D ''You Coward'' xD

[chainedsword]

Tsk... should've let her win, snake

[Rewemarkt0]

Wht happened

oh nothing.the boss shot me with a nuke.nothing special

[TheTeff007]

Later, that day:

Zero: Snake, What happened?

Snake: I Just lost a rock-paper-scissor game...

Zero: You did what!?

[ultraness1]

RAWK

PAY PAH

SIZ ZAZ

SHOOT

1:23

[2013doom]

2 dude were nuke d by the boss

[Nicky7815]

The boss made me laugh so much at the end *laughs

[0NightRyuu0]

that the boss worst nightmare XD

[cuteandcool33]

pure mental rapeage.

[DeathMachineDAS]

Well...shit.

[masterzombie161]

zero: snake whats going on snake SNAAAAKE!!

cambol: snake you played rock paper sciccors again didnt ya well guess what TIME PARADOX!!!

snake uses revival death pill..........(oo)

[iammadrightnow]

@masterzombie161 that was the worst story i've ever heard

[masterzombie161]

@iammadrightnow no uve heard worse u just didnt have anything better to do then comment on my comment rather then just enjoy the fuckin video.

[iammadrightnow]

@masterzombie161 it's true but i did enjoy the video

[1214knight]

Ocelot is smart.But the boss is pissed with snake so yea.

[nooblangpoo]

Moral Lessons:

RPS is a serious buisness.

A nuke always win at rock-paper-scissors .

[Onishema]

foursome

[RoyalRiku13]

is this in the secret theater?

[YouNoobxD94]

@RoyalRiku13 Yes.

[tomhacker45]

thats how snake lost his right eye?

[tiakpark]

Davy Crockett for the win!

[Dracula9AntiChapel]

This video is pure win.

[deadpool10134]

i thought the boss woyuld kick his ass but instead she WENT HARDCORE WITH A FUCKING NUKE

[xXLexicanumXx]

THE BOSS HAS CREATED A TIME PARADOX xD

[2PacOnSky]

Gotcha! :D

[micpere1991]

I always wondered how it would be if they played thumb-wrestling?

[EGRJ]

1. Snake transported her to the Astral Plane?

2. This would've been a much shorter game.

[joelineros]

jjajajaajjajaja la mejor sin duda!!!!

[coolbionicle]

THE ROCKPASORS!!!!

[MyDarkHeart]

They are so silly to put these kinds of videos in.

[tracker98ify]

omg nuke! :)

[antonis1994]

Its Rock-Paper-Scissors-Nuke Now!!

[demonic41700]

Wheres cornal saying "Youve created a time paradox!"

[srzombie21]

how you can get this videos??

[OmegaOwA]

@srzombie21 It's in the Secret Theater that you can unlock in MGS3: Subsistence. It's basically a collection of a bunch of parodies the MGS team made for fun.

[VaciliNikoMavich]

Good 'Ol Davy Crocket Nuclear rifle xD

[ModelChronoForce]

0.o the power of the primitive games

[RAZRfreak]

The Japanese people invented the Janken, or the Rock-Paper-Scissors. It is also called the Reaux-Sham-Beaux.

[stickfighter254]

Is this some sort of hand game they play in Japan?

[megamantwelve]

@stickfighter254 Its Rock, Paper, Scissors. Duh. Everyone's played that game at least once.

[stickfighter254]

@megamantwelve Oh I didn't notice that XD

[Gigaspine7]

The PaperRoSciss

[scandiumtrioxide]

oh, you know you played this way when you were kids. rock, paper, scissors, NUKE!

[braigus09]

Lol Snake just got nuked behind a tree! XDDD

[Meehuuu]

1:39 Everyone lost the game

[MrBrawler987]

"thats a dirty trick" LMAO XD

[niko83518]

is so funny..hahaha

[grock9000f]

wow u lose and pull out a nuke what a loser move bet snakes in heven saying SCISSORS

[Meehuuu]

I NEED SCISSORS, 61!

[herofromthedark]

Well, I'll ask, how did you do this?

[OnionMan]

@herofromthedark its from Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence's Secret Theater. It shows all kinds of officially made parodies, including Sokolov with EVA's hair.

[eljuanqui3000]

time paradox

[KHRSace]

Should've played "Nuke, Cockroach, Foot"

[PROfessional3450]

LOL

[DavidPennable]

it reminds me of the 3 party political debate currently underway because of bush, and Chieny "misplacing" those nukes, good metophor

[TheOtaku143110]

I should do what snake did if i play rock paper scissors

[rodneymack2719]

i dont really know what are u talking about cause i dont play MGS2

[Mr00Ted]

RPS is SERIOUS BUSINESS

[StrongGaia]

I haven't played the game, but is this actual game footage? Or did liquidpolicenaut edit the animations?

[Vegeta4874]

@StrongGaia thats a fake its not really happen this animation is not contained was changed in the game it and were used it other people that is: the video is only on

fanmade!

[rodneymack2719]

@Vegeta4874 you can really watch it from the game but only in MGS3: Subsistence. You cannot see it in the original MGS3

[Vegeta4874]

@rodneymack2719 oh jeah i have only the original game... on question:can i play in metal gear solid 3 substance VR-missions?

[rodneymack2719]

@Vegeta487 what VR missions?

[Vegeta4874]

@rodneymack2719 umm... in metal gear solid 2 subsistance you can play VR missions and in MGS3 too??

[rodneymack2719]

@rodneymack2719 i dont know but if your starting a game and picked the option "I like playing MGS3" u can unlock those Secret Theaters.

[rodneymack2719]

@StrongGaia You cannot see that in real MGS3 game but in MGS3 Subsistence you can.

[StrongGaia]

@rodneymack2719 Thanks

[Greeninja15]

OMG this is too funny!

[tehQED]

mindgamez son

[MrTheWarp]

how do you make these ?!

[SwooshSherbert]

@MrTheWarp

It was actually made by the Kojima team so :p

[MrTheWarp]

@SwooshSherbert so the rock paper scissors combination was made by Kojima too ?

[SwooshSherbert]

@MrTheWarp Thought you meant the cutscenes, not the rock paper scissors game

[jk5678901]

HAHAHAHAHA

[DavidPennable]

SSSSNNNNNNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!

[MrLuigiMaster11]

How do you get these videos!? I beat mgs 3 and didn't get them1 :(

[brandonhud60]

@MrLuigiMaster11 they're on subsistence

[guitarmaster924]

its funny hoow he uses all three in one move

[Nyroku]

its funny how he hides behind a tree lol

[Nyroku]

hahahahaha, that was fucking funny

[2PacOnSky]

never defeat a woman in the rock-paper-scissors game when she has a rocketlauncher :D

[ScissorMarks]

man i loved it the first time i saw it on my playstation x3

[ub3r2008]

Rock-Paper-Scissors is very Serious Business.

[createDXemnas]

thats rock paper scissors and the three in one

[TehSchimMan]

Crocket beats all.

[ClichedNameFTW]

DRAMATIC.

xDD

[Wolf285au]

Lol somone doesn't like to lose. abit of over kill too lol

[deadpool10134]

snakes like HOLY SHIT when the pointed the nuke at him

[drakoon476]

wow big boss was crap at rock paper scissors and still was crap when he lost against scissors and nuke all i have to say is he did not deserve to be in the original metal gear

[dante1awake]

WTF. VERY dirty trick =(

[MrEvans555]

Hold your fire!

[MonkEjoey]

FATALITY!

[Arzaker]

my scissors rock and paper beat everytihing

aaahh but not my nuclear missle

oohhh siht

[TrioChaosWolves]

EPIC WIN, now all we need is Chuck Norris!

[drakoon476]

@TrioChaosWolves so rock paper scissors nuke CHUCK NORRIS

[Michael2t]

Snake! What happened!?

Uhmmm...

[MarioGirl03]

"You've lost it!"

[js113761]

rock paper sisiors

[Ifritmaster]

its so funny i never saw this video ???

on metal gear solid 3

i finishe the game but i never saw it

[CALMCO]

its a kojima release thing. they do a bunch of these

[JOOOOGOO2000]

after snake did that i was expecting him to say "POW!",laugh and eat a sandvich

[luvtigerluvwolf]

lmao same here!!!!

[MrDoomking99]

lol lol lol awesome video

[MegaMusiclover91]

omg i didnt get it at first! but i did then i started dying. o great video.

[Marine00Carter]

SNAKE!!!!!

[Massacretalitor]

"You coward!" That always gets me xD

[SjonkX]

oh do you make this???

[atsuidesune]

At first, I didn't get it until I finally burst into laughter! haha! awesome!

[ramen5]

What's up with that Ocelot unit guy saying "You coward!"? That's just random...but funny non the less.

[yomamaisonfier]

that's exactly what i do when i lose to rock paper scissors................

[JadeWolf21]

Hahahaha! I think the Boss is a bit of a sore loser....

[AGuyThatPlaysGames]

LOL Davy Crockett right to the face!!!

[mechak332337]

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS FTW!!!!

[Katonics]

WOW! point blank missile to the face! xD lol that was funny.

[Robygol89]

fantastic... ah ah ah ah...

[N4kedSn4ke5]

ahahahah

[Herkario]

O.O"

[ayyachris]

lmfao

[AzNgiftedkid]

the boss not only pwn3d the shit out of big boss,but she owned herself too.that,is an EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[DavidKing407]

damn i love that trick!its all 3 combined i always do that if i lost 2 rounds XD

[Deathlygunn]

how do u do it lol

[DavidKing407]

make scisors then keep your thumb up then keep the other fingers clenched.just look at snakes hand when he does the sign

[playknightboy]

"That's a dirty trick!"

"You coward!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[2X1O3]

lol she killed snake just because she lost at rock paper scissors!

[Piemanthe3rd]

Oh my god that was amazing

[kingnarutorule]

Never f*** with The Boss!

[bloodvein3]

the way he says damn it at 0:33 is so funny

[bloodvein3]

lmao so funny

[DRAGONAISER2897]

XDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

[TowelWipe]

That was epic....where did you find these videos? I want them on my ipod.:)

[Deathlygunn]

MGS3:Substence

[rapidspit]

rock paper nuke!!!!!!!!!

[solidsnake1c]

she has problems with rock papers scissors shoe

[fuzzyman123456789]

lol the end is over kill

[Renzolionheart]

ultra over kill lol

[oneheroclass]

the ending is the best

[ShadowDintch]

Rock, Paper, Scissors...Metal Gear OMG. This is really funny.

[mrkrabs366]

and that's why you don't nuke people 10 feet away from you.

[sorsha240]

Lol, extreme rock paper scissors.

Haha.

[KratosBRaPS3]

this is extra videos in the subisistence disc

[ericinrock]

wait a minute, was this modded or edited?

[DarkSpectre94]

I think the MGS team did it (along with the rest you can see at the related videos section)

[ericinrock]

she's lost it!

[lklklkkkl]

owned!

[osrty67]

lol

[darkangel277]

haha boss had the Davy Crockett pointed at snake XDD haha. damn. this one's hella funny! :D

[broutchev]

It's over NINE THOUSAND

[Finalblade2007]

OMG that was the best one hahahaha

[MasterChiefAgent007]

it's over...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[BlueKewne]

my favorite one.

[WeretFilms]

Oh god what the fuck...

[Mechaw]

paperocrizzors is the ultimate weapon! lol snake. cheat = death?

[hiikillsocom]

hahahaha

[Thongenator]

LOL SNAKE CHEATED

[vault122]

the boss (not big boss) is a sore loser

[koalatalk]

... but its because of her that everything happened.. to keep her will >:(

[gmail95pipe]

lol rock paper scissors!

[pyrenaphen]

LMAO - damn that's funny.

[hardydx6]

how u get that?

[Mechaw]

hardy he did that

[Fleabitten]

"that was a dirty trick"

lol

[UzimakiNaruto54]

haaaahahaha!

[SHRAPTOR]

0:33

Damn IT!