Eddie Izzard - My Favorite Bits

[jesscaused]

NEWS BIT: EDDIE IZZARD SPECIAL GUEST STAR ON "The Good Wife," THIS SUNDAY AT NINE!!! :0D

[HannesFury]

Tears and totally out of breath.

[jaekent]

He is so fucking hilarious :)

[jchrlund]

22 people are not executive transvestites... just regular ol' trannies....!

[RoCKoN3142]

HAha soo true at our vacation house the shower was exactly like that id be like ahh fuck thts cold turn the knob tiny bit.......HOLY FUCK THAT'S FANTASTICALLY HOTT!

[pbr2424]

Good to have a sense of humor.

[KaptinKuper]

"The one nano-millimeter between fantastically hot and fuckin' freezing!" ahaha, gotta love it.

[OrangeMagnolia7]

I laughed so much I cried!! Thankyou.

[RealLifeTackled]

"I am not using a tap... I'm letting a mouse run over my hands" <3

[jesscaused]

OMG!!! Thank you for uploading because I think he's hysterical!! Love him!!!

[curlisintechnicolor]

eddie izzard is the only comedian I know who has the incredible gift of turning inanimate objects and perfectly normal situations into something hysterical.

toasters and showers, so right!

[fallenangelb4mva7x]

Stop using the taps, I'm not using the taps I'm simply lettin a mouse tun over my hands!!!! :-):-)EPIC!!!!!

[MrFunnyEd]

darth vader sounds like russle brand

[Preditor117]

Ah, some very good choices. I could never bring myself to pick a favorite scene from him, it's so hard! His Glorious encore on computers was pretty great too

[animerules4346]

lol "FANTASTICALLY HOT & FUCKING FREEZING"

[WeaslyIsOurKing]

One NANOMILLIMETER between fantastically hot and fucking freezing.

In other news- I'm covered in bees.

[LivexLongxProsper]

@WeaslyIsOurKing wrong show...that was glorious, this is definite article...funny as hell though

[WeaslyIsOurKing]

@LivexLongxProsper I know. :) I just like mixing them up.

[Drewx2x2]

It's just the rebels, sir ... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? lol

[9Ratsel9]

"Everyone who gets into a shower, they immediately become like a safe-breaker." :D:D

[TelvanniGuard]

What is it Lefttenant Sebastion, I'm arranging matches.

[oddrox]

all that stuff about the shower is so fucking true! lol

[CelticMoonDust]

Well... my toaster lies to me too... which is bad because I love toast.

[monny287]

@CelticMoonDust

Everytime I make toast the only thing I can think of is his sketch on toasters. I feel a little bad though, since my toaster is quite honest with me. :P

[smartboyee2]

Now THAT'S 110% pure comedy gold! ;)

[bricksalegend]

one of the top 5 comics ive ever seen along with george carlin, bill hicks, richard pryor and daniel kitson

simply brilliant

[Tinkerbellcat1]

My Fav!!!!

[jewishUNICORN]

why does everybody have to make fun of this guy, he is one of the funniest people on this planet and if you can't handle the way he dresses you can go masturbate to justin beiber and slit your wrists.

thank you and have a great day.

[TylerBoBylerFyler]

When did Judi Dench start doing stand-up?

[SilverSwan16]

I just really want to see him in the shower now... *shifty eyes*

[No1mjfan88]

@SilverSwan16 me too ;). he is pretty hot to me :P.

[GreyLabyrinthine]

@SilverSwan16 Sorry, that's actually MY shower he's talking about. It's my shower's attitude SPOT-ON, so... I just assumed... *shifty eyes*

We can share, if you want...

Sometimes...

But you can't take showers at my place. Sorry.

[SilverSwan16]

@GreyLabyrinthine I'll share your shower. ^_~ Just kidding.

but not at your place? I'll just carry the shower over to mine then, shall I?

[GreyLabyrinthine]

@SilverSwan16 I meant we could share HIM. *shifty eyes* In the shower. And stuff. :D

But we can share the shower, too. You'd just have to get used to being either deep-frozen or hard-boiled.

[SilverSwan16]

@GreyLabyrinthine of course *facepalm* I'll share him with you, but my shower's hardly got room for me, let alone THREE people. We'll just have to take him to bed... or floor or whatever.

heh

[GreyLabyrinthine]

@SilverSwan16 Then we'll take turns with him in the shower. That's fine with me. Given that your shower works properly. ^.~

[SilverSwan16]

@GreyLabyrinthine I CALL FIRST! ^_^ and yes, my shower has fantastic water heat and pressure.

[GreyLabyrinthine]

@SilverSwan16 Yes, yes. Your shower, your rules... *grumble*

I hope, "fantastic"'s not as in "fantastically hot"...

[SilverSwan16]

@GreyLabyrinthine don't worry, I won't scald you.

[pacskye]

THIS MAN IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ON EARTH. I LOVE THIS GUY. THANKS FOR POSTING THIS........THANKS!!

[vja1970]

fucking hilarious!

[Slycooper14]

this is 6 toast! all burt! all burnt! scratch! scratch! lol

[splendidwren]

OMG!!! Lol My apartment building has water interlinked between the suites and the temperature changes like every twenty seconds in the shower. It SUCKS! It's like everyone decides to sit on the john while I'm bathing.

[Slycooper14]

@splendidwren aaaaah! what the hell?...*adjustsing knobs*...he relizes its hot again and...aaahh...

[KatelynNinja1215]

I love this.

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

Fantastically hot and fuckin' freezing.

[Aiden546162]

swisaavi its ur only video uve uploaded on utube

[swisaavi]

@Aiden546162

I just don't want people to expect other videos from me.

And it wasn't the only video i uploaded...

3 years ago i uploaded all eddie izzard's shows, but then i received some angry letters about copyrights, so i deleted them.

[OZmast3r]

@swisaavi youtube wont make anything if u just left them

[michaelrk20042]

Any idea where we can find the entire show?

[manders113]

"i'm not using the taps, i'm letting a mouse run over my hands." HAHA

[1975kamrater]

Love it all...

[1975kamrater]

Thanks:))

[kingdomofheaven666]

everyone in west london, stop using taps!!!

[prolefeedprocessor]

"And the other position is THIS!" Amen to that!

[Genomatekk]

chapter 1 verses 1 to a MILLIIOON

[TaylerKitunen]

The same people who make Toasters...make showers..for they have a turning button that lies too

[AzuraVonDorian]

At 7:17...It's so true and it made me laugh so much. haha.

[SexiHexi08]

Toasters are good, but they lie!!! haha i love himm :L

[Lillefixit]

His earrings, clothes, heels..Can't help it but it disturbes my eyes. He is very intelligent and funny, so I get thrown back and forth with these "it'ssoodd" and "omgsofunny"

[kuztoml65]

7:17

so true. HAH.

proof on my page.

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[Delirium3]

Ah, toasters are good. Like toast. Like them. Mmm.

lol

[saqib09]

the shower bit is so true!!!

[mrich200]

I really want his red suit things. It's genius

[xSidvarg]

does he say burn the hamster at 7:00 ??

[motherfuckingsnakes1]

burn the house down

[xSidvarg]

@motherfuckingsnakes1 ahh u are right... even though burn the hamster is funnier =P

[pdfdan]

@xSidvarg Light matches; burn the house down.

[gypsyhannie]

@xSidvarg

lol no he says burn the house down

[tinywizard36]

no pain no gain

no fish no foul

no socks no shoose

no hair no haircut

I LOVE THIS GUY

[xSidvarg]

@tinywizard36

No pain no gain

No pitch no faul

no socks no shoes

no head no Haircut

[tinywizard36]

details, details

no pain no gain

no fish no foul

no socks no shoose

no hair no haircut

[blumie21]

The toaster/shower skit was hilarious!

[bunnyfromjune]

lol!<3

[Genomatekk]

"oh I'm... oh"

[gryphonkeen]

You DAFT GIT... Love and kisses, the Corinthians

[gryphonkeen]

never throw your granny in a bag, never suck all the juice out of a vampire... :D

[Nannafradk]

.. never put a sock in a toaster... ^_^

[ashattack2000]

And........ jam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

[Crackerjackson89]

5:08 HAHAHAHA! I <3 this man

[twilightlover1954]

Hahahaha One nanomillemeterbetween FANTASTICALLY hot...and FUCKING freezing...no 1 else cud do this quality but eddie...

[bantum2007]

fuck i wanna shower now :D lol

[StrangeEmily88]

"Eat a jam sandwich at the same time light matches, burn the house down dadada."

[blackricky]

'It's just the rebels sir.....they're here

my God man!.....do they want tea?'

Ahhh, excellent stuff =D

[mirokusonlywoman]

"One nanomillimeter between fantastically hot... and fucking freezing..." XD I love this guy!!!

[Emosher9]

"Ah, toasters are good. Like toasters, like toast. Mmm."

That makes me CRACK UP, horrendously xD

[CrazyViper2783]

i like it when he laughs after "they brought a flag" lol

[0n0thing0]

hahahahaha so true about the shower bit

[BelleHarrisonVids]

and the toasters!!!

[r4ng3hustle]

i am not running tabs im lettig a mouse run over my hands >:o

[GushingMILF]

Never put jam on a magnet! HA!

[moosey62]

Whose idea was it to be a pen-pal with Saint Paul?

Dear Paul: FUCK OFF!

[JackieMoMackie]

@moosey62 ..."[Saint] apparently"

[merlinketto]

Dear Paul (saint apparently) !

FUCK OFF!!!!

roflmfao

[demondude584]

between FANTASTICALLY HOT aannnddd.... fuckin freezing.

[GNaomiM]

I love that he's been bold enough to stand in front of, sometimes, hundreds of people with make-up on, wearing a dress, or a pants suit and heels. Women have been "cross dressing" for a little over a century , I think it's about time men have to guts to do the same, if they feel like it. Besides, Eddie is brilliantly funny!

[HappiestEmoYouKnow]

couldn't have said it better myself!

[BikeMartyr]

Didn't you ever see the second run of blankety blank? Ed's not the only one....

[bobsaget987654321]

he says in "Circle"

"there's going to be alot more men in make-up in this milenium" lol

and moves onto "by the end of the milenium you'll probibly find out that you're dead!" lmao

[Stolanis]

You do make a good point, although I feel it necessary to add that, in our patriarchal society (not just today's; it's been around for quite a while), women dressing as men was kinda dressing 'up' in social status, which is all right because male leaders think women look cute (or possibly hot) in suits and such, much as you might think of a child dressing up like an adult. For men to dress as women is frowned on because it's like dressing down in the social order, undermining the 'power' of men.

[KakashiFTWHatake]

@GNaomiM well said, my friend! well said! :)

[jessieka420]

now he's my kind of man..lol

[runly1]

MY FACE HURTS! ahhahahhaha

[2cute4u0012]

Dude, great choice! Very good sense of humor!

[666lambada1982]

Good choice. My favourits would include the james bond thing, though.

[196508847BH]

That wrap-round tunic with the galaxies on is fantastic! Where does one get one like it? Is there a name for the style,so that I could look at my nearest department store?

[TigrisCariosus]

well who told you that? uh... some bloke... xD

[jamesm66]

Damn they've brought a flag thats dashed cunning of them

[mznxbcv01]

Eddie is excellent! And gorgeous

[GangstaGelee]

eddie is awesome!!hes soo friggin funny hahaha

[callac]

Heya folks, can u put some subtitles please? My english is not that fast... =/

[tygr49]

"Everyone in West London-- Stop using taps!!"

[marathon1974]

Classic bits. Eddie Izzard is a genius.

[SoBella2008]

fantastly hot...and fucking freezing!!! I love that. Eddie Izzard ROCKS!!

[ClinicallyChaotic]

"And you know you're not supposed to put a knife in... But you're an adult now!"

I always love that line.

[gryphonkeen]

you wanna live on the edge!!

[phomiffy]

..a nano milimeter between fantastically hot ..and fuckin frezing! ahaha

[JJlespaul]

take it in the bath , in the bath , nuhnuhnuh , ahah

great

[AwesomeSauceLacrosse]

i am not using taps, i'm letting a mouse run through my hands! INGENIUS!

[beccaboo992]

never put a sock in a toaster

always treat your neighbour as someone who lives nears you... lol!!! :-)

I LOVE this man!!!!

[Projectrez]

Never throw your gran in a bag LMAO

[FameIsMyName]

heheheheheheh Shower!!!

[ScotIrishPirate]

BRILLANT

[tjs00]

Hes no Eddie Murphy, but he is still wicked funny^^

[IAMDAN45]

WHAT.......................edd­ie izzard is way better than eddie murphy, stop smoking weed

[Projectrez]

Hey don't blame weed! I am stoned right now and I love Eddie Izzard WAY more than Murphy lol.

[IAMDAN45]

fair enough

[t1ratlooker]

But gotta say that this humor is way more smart and intelligent than Eddie`s!

[dmanschaumbizzie]

this guy reminds me of Robin Williams. Or perhaps Robbin WIlliams reminds me of him

[flozzoo]

the shower bit is sooooooo funny

stop using taps!

i'm not using taps, i'm letting a mouse run over my hands

LMAO!

[punkprincesspixie]

this guy is sooo funny :D:D

[K4tz]

Tea! <3<3<3

[dragonrid204]

'pause' ...dont put a sock in a toaster...what the... LMFAO!!

[poirot89]

"Do they want tea?" <3

[demarek]

That last shower bit killed me :)

I can't stop laughing... :)

[marathon1974]

I like how he tied that flag bit into the star wars bit from earlier in that show. Classic.

[nikkolei]

yeah what a genius

[domanhk]

Wow thank god you repeated what he just said, otherwise we wouldn't have noticed that at all.

[SakuraHT]

These are really amazing parts ahahah i love it when he talks abour "Fruits and supermarkets" it's amazing =D

[reminiscing08]

I completely agree! toast does taste good! ;P

[MonstersSink]

God, the makeup makes him.

Genious

[ckannan90]

I love the corynth sequence too!

[ScottishPride3608]

...ur not supposed to put knifes in the toaster??

i do that all the time... and its not mine :L

[LetTheJamesBegin]

it doesn't matter whose it is, you're still going to be the one who's accidentally electrocuted.

[ScottishPride3608]

ahhh... but its not my toaster that will be ruined XP

(it was just a jk btw im not actually as stupid as my sister lol)

[crimsonwrist141]

just unplug it first

[ScottishPride3608]

lol :P

[ssrc]

As long as you never put a sock in your toaster

[ScottishPride3608]

no no no :P

thts what toster ovens are for :D

[fatedtobehated]

What is it with Eddie Izzard and jam?

[Bluesit32]

The man likes jam. He did say he liked toast and you can put jam on toast.

[Maleficus100]

"im not using taps im letting a mouse run over my hands".

[tennisace90]

i LOVE his laugh and smile at 3:45

[ckannan90]

Haha me too!

[aldensawtell]

Use a whisk as well whisk whisk whisk!

[GunnyTheWildheart]

When I watched Definate Article (again) last night, the bit that made me absolutely cry out laughing was where he was on about James Bond's gadgets, and what it'd be like if Bond laughed like Mutley XD

[garfieldthecat1994]

THEY LIE !!! lol

[rocbowl]

"I think they're after something more than that. I don't know what it is but they've brought a flag."

XD

[XenoDeity012]

You need to have watched the bits before it to get that.

[cr1ticalvoid]

i clame the death star for the rebels

[BarroBoo]

"It gets stuck in there. and you know you're not suppose to put a knife in... but you're an adoult now! It's your toaster!"

[vanderwyk9999]

the bit about showers is so true lol

[turnip0pie]

I DO THIS WITH TOAST ALL THE TIME.

Fucking toasters.

[dualityintoxication]

Am I the only one who thinks that he looks a lot like Simon Lebon during the toast bit?

[airfreshair]

I am really love his show!!!

[coffeemonkeythefirst]

Thank you so much for posting these Gems-I think Eddie is frippin ,frogging Brilliant!!!! :.)

[impmonzuko]

You pick most of the best parts from his box set

One of my favs was the 'evil blue pants' from Unrepeatable.

Oh, and 'Dog' from Sexie

[lucifersmessenger]

i am NOT using taps! i am letting a mouse run over my hands

[HeleddtheSea]

3 toast NO GOOD

[DarkLady1313]

lol his movements during the toast part xD

[CrazeWarp]

you daft git! =D lol

[oKeepthePeaceo]

"It's the rebels sir... they are here..."

"My god man!!... Do they want tea?"

[youknowitsbosh]

Oh, I'm......oh.

[thorvald22]

3 toast is no good. no good a 'tall