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  • Chopsticks...LIKE A TRUE ASIAN!

  • you a funny mudafucker.. so so true about them horror movies.. mudabitches are f*cking dumb.

  • Well every girl must know if you want to get rid of a boy kick him in the balls!

  • y would you kill RICKY@!!!!

  • thumbs up for whores in Horror movie, cough cough Paris Hilton

  • Holy shit. Best video ever LOL

  • Hiiii im ricky gets stabbed owww stop it that hurts :P

  • easy just use an arrow and shoot it to the knee then use skyrim's roar for come back.

  • lol 2:17 vibrating masturbation hand.

  • lol nice one cedric

  • I would throw noodles at his face and yell " GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASIAN HOUSE MOTHA FUCKA!"

  • Lmfao he uses his gf to get killed

  • id kick him in the ballsack and tell him to fuck off

  • LMAO!

    

  • HIIIIII IM RICKY! looooool

  • Wat da Fuck iz ewry bodi

  • ah ah ah ah ah that hurts lol

  • IF THERE WAS A KILLER IN MY HOUSE I WOULD JUST KILL MYSELF :)

  • (Y)

  • @taysan98 I think you mean ( . Y . )

  • i am viet and i hang out with a lot of black people, because everyone knows that the black people are always the first to go.

  • peter chao is the new chuck norris

  • i would slap him around and tell them ''stop it stop it!!! ......... now sit down the movie is about to start''

  • Lol I wouldn't go upstairs or downstairs. Just like he said.

  • Don't go upstairs, don't go downstairs, stay in the middle...but what if you're in the middle floor of a huge building? :O

  • where the fuck is everybody!? xDD lol

  • I want this video on my A1800 unit.

  • What is the name of the music at the end of the video??!?!

  • Peter chao you've done it again

  • lol i thought you said porno no offense :D

  • ok,keep clicking on 2:16 nine times and see what happens

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  • I would kick him in the balls then take my fucking chopsticks then rip balls out punch him in th face then run.FUCKYEA

  • It's very true. Peter Chao's guide to survival horror

  • since i'm Russian i would use my ak-74

  • i would look in the drawer for a wep but then i remember im a martial artist so i use my skills and kick em in duh face

  • Funny

  • I will get a knife. and sharpen my chopsticks with the knife

  • I will.kick his balls

  • Ricky's death is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

  • da modern warfare free way

  • Good video i would kick the killer's ass and eat friend rice big fan man big fan

  • AWWWW You're Dead xD

  • Your video is a favorite on Korea

  • 2:14 XD

  • I WOULD fucking cut there heads off

  • I would survive by BRINGING A FUCKEN hOT GIRL AND SHOWING TO THE KILLER AND THEN TAKE OUT A AK-47 AND SHOOT THE KILLEr BONER!!!!

  • if u want to know what i do go to dx6girl full movie

  • Parkersburg eyes are moving shouldn't he be dead

  • Well, since I am Chinese, before he stabs me, I get some fried rice (Chao Fan, Oh! I am a fan!) and share it with the killer. Then, since I have the fuck'n awesome Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee on speed dial, I call them, they come in like 2 seconds and beat the shit out of the killer. Than I unmask the killer, and I see RICKY!!! Just kidding. Chao Rocks Motherfucker!!!

  • wat the hel u doing u mother fucka u fucing chinilise and im chinise so u fucking enguis people shut the mother fuca up

  • LOL "Don't they always come back?"

    YES THEY DO :D

  • Since I am Chinese, I would have a staring contest. Or I would kick him right in the balls with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!

  • 1:05 " u stupid assho bitch" that made me crak up

  • i would go under the bed and start crying like a little bicth :)

  • id pinch the fuck out of their nipples!!

  • lol ye what would happen if Bruce lee was in a horror movie hell im sure that he would kick the shit out of the killers ass

  • i would be like mmmmmmmm... where is everybody then srceam show up and i would be like wtf who are you are you my gramma?

  • lol

    

  • :|

  • thats easy

    Me: WAIT

    (*insertmonsteror.wehere*): ......

    Me: DID U KNOW THAT IF UR HAND IS BIGGER THEN UR FCE YOU HAVE CANCER?!?

    (*insertmonsteror.wehere*): ....

    Me: I KNOW DATS RIGHT*runs away like a boss*

  • I would stare into their eyes, deep into their soul, and then they die from an aneurysm... What do you think I would do? Stab them? Shoot them? No! Aneurysm!

  • I just shoot the mother fucker 10 times

  • this is y we asians have chopsticks everywhere we go.... protection

  • what i do is get a hot Asian lady make them get a boner or if it girl then use naked man then i get my chop stick and then i use it on if it boy their bonered dick but if it girl then i stab their boob :D

  • @sillyimpling i had no idea what u just said.

  • punch them in the balls

  • @MrMrhippy11 what happens if it was a girl?

  • @MrMrhippy11 what happen if it girl?

  • " HII, I'm Ricky!"

  • i would bring out the doughnut and then snap itz neck :)

  • Epic Scream 1:37

  • Epic Scream 1:57

  • your supposed to move to another country if your in a horror movie. trust me I know check out my channel.

  • i would put out my ak-47 and shoot him the hell up

  • @codgod775 or get chopsticks...

  • Asians best weapons? not the katana, the chopsticks, an asian is invincible with them XD

  • peter chao vs FPS russia

  • i agree with you ay :) fucking tards

  • i cracked up so hard when he was killin ghostface

  • i would grab him and smack him in the door and get a knife and stab his ass then when he gets up i kick him in the face like in mafia 2

  • i would kick em in the nuts then get the knife then make him eat it :P

  • 295 people are muthabitches that dont think chopsticks are the best weapon.

  • Note To Self: chopsticks are the best weapon

  • I would put on Rick roll and yell the game then he would get so mad while he is breaking the mp3 I break his neck

  • shot him

    

  • lol XD

  • no one ever done this or think about doing if u see a killer that is 100 feet away and u run to a house but u dont lock the door u have enough time to do that serious and if u did do that u still have to check every single door to and plus get a weapons from the kitchen like a knife. at least u find a weapon to defend yourself really instead hold nothing in your hands and be killed easily really and in movies the people go through a door but why didnt they lock it to slow or stop the person

  • hahahahaha

    

  • DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT ON THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINS. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON YOURSCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

  • If i heard strange sounds in my house when i was home alone i would totally go take a shower and close my eyes so the killer can easily kill me.

  • well, im chuck norris so i'd probably look at him and he'll run away.

  • lol if he comes up to me with a knife id me like i got a gun mother fucker,....

  • nice job, peter! =D

  • like, if u think the best weapon is chop stick

  • @pablogriffin1 i agree

  • @pablogriffin1 My bad I meant to like this comment but I misclicked me and my stupid misclicking

  • omg ricky!!!

  • Of course knifes dont work on us asians.

  • Peter Chao for Bruce Lee movie.

  • I would take my dick and choke him with my my big beast... Than pop out some knifed and act like wolverine and kill everyone and be like suck that bitches

  • i would pull out the spaz-12 hit him and say shut up you have sevan days

    

  • thumbs up for the plastic knife

  • get a knife muddabich

  • That guy looks like Robert bowling

  • 1:33 for Peter Chao vs Ghost Face, your welcome

  • :troll:

  • I would get my grandmas bamboo stick and whip the sh!t out of the killer.

  • i would take the knife and use it to kill him but first brake his arm yea yea

  • I would just call the army for an air strike and thus ending any chances of a sequal

  • "Woah Woah Wait!!! Ready Bitch! Chao Outside Mutha Fucka!" LMAO

  • if i saw the screamerooohhh...i do this [first i find him andthen i will make it unconcheous after tht i stab him in the balls wen i know tht was my arch anemy i kill it even more i crush his face with bare foot...andthen i tell him dont mess wit me u mudafuckin crapper] de end

  • epic

    

  • hes stupid he should get the knife but the chopsticks worked out 2

  • im gunna wape that muda fuckin ashole off muddabitches

  • i love the jet li reference.....

  • I will fuck hit that guy

  • I would handle it the way I always do......... With a gun

  • HEY WHEN JET LI ON THAT MOTHE FUCKER!!!!!!

  • Why are dumb bitches so dumb? :)

  • Awesooooooooome!!!!! :)

  • Id blow that sun-bbitches head off haha

  • I literally have a flamethrower and a Russian pistol as a gift from a cop. So I'm good lol.

  • a bullet to the face bitch.

  • Lesson learned: Never try to kill an Asian using a knife.

  • lol " ha! don't they also come back"

    "AAAH!!"

    "HI YA!"

  • ruthless bitch in scream 4 needed a hug or a couple shotgun slugs

  • Oh, and I would just call Bruce Lee. Me and him are homies Ghostface thinks he's all tough with his knife, way till he gets a load of Bruce Lee.

  • Hii! I'm Ricky! Aaaaagggggghhhhh!!, that hurt, AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!

  • One word....FLAMETHROWER :D

  • I hate horror movies :(

  • funny

  • hang the ghost with a rope

  • Let them watch peter chao

  • he is sooo HOT. peter chao, im inlove with YOU <3 <3 <3 XXX

  • Fuck man

  • im black i'll mollywop him and put him in a coma half dead

  • 1:38 knife is fake and how come you killed him he had too kill you your the psycho the psycho then!!!

  • I would grab a picture of a obese lady then break it in half and shove them up his A S S. HUGE PETER CHAO FAN!

  • call chuck norris

  • peter make a horror movie based on this :D

  • parker made 289 accounts and disliked this :|

  • HIIIIII! IM RICKY!!!!!! LMAO!

  • LMAO Ricky

  • OMG i LAUGH so hard hard when peter chao was like "READY BITCH"

  • wow krav maga!

  • foucking halarious

  • good job, kill the killer haha

  • shoot him duh?

  • Have you notice in every horror movie the blond lives but the Asian dies first. Really why is that? Stop drinking the hatergade and start drinking the Bubble Tea

  • ressurect bruce lee

  • 289 idiots chose the knife

  • you shouldve caught his knife with ur chopsticks

  • Break his nose with chopsticks

  • that's what you get for eating peter chao's fly lice

    you get killed with chopsticks =D

  • dud u hella funny

  • He should have hit him with a microwave..

  • its halarious how he goes "are u fucking stoopid"

  • roor

  • I RUV HIS FUCKLING ACCENT!!!

  • Pahkah!!?!?!?

  • WTF ghostface is the best killer out there damn it?

  • i would fuckin buy/steal red bull, a couple of claymores, a shotgun, some grenades,

    44. magnum, a security cam and a machinegun (G36C) then find a building find a good camping spot plant a claymore set up the cam barricade any extra doors and windows pull out my G36C and drink a red bull and wait... then i would shoot their ass :)

  • hahah phucken chop sticks!!! epic!!

  • oh i thought you said porno movies

  • lol poor ricky why wud any one do that to him

  • EVERYTIME U SAY GEME THE THUMBS UP I DO

  • aww not ricky

    

  • i would take my tkd kick him in the balls then get the chop stick and put those in

    his balls

  • your a asian , is easy for you 1:55

  • I find it weird that no blood comes out after getting stabbed so many times.

  • Chopsticks ftw~

    

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