Well, since I am Chinese, before he stabs me, I get some fried rice (Chao Fan, Oh! I am a fan!) and share it with the killer. Then, since I have the fuck'n awesome Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee on speed dial, I call them, they come in like 2 seconds and beat the shit out of the killer. Than I unmask the killer, and I see RICKY!!! Just kidding. Chao Rocks Motherfucker!!!
I would stare into their eyes, deep into their soul, and then they die from an aneurysm... What do you think I would do? Stab them? Shoot them? No! Aneurysm!
what i do is get a hot Asian lady make them get a boner or if it girl then use naked man then i get my chop stick and then i use it on if it boy their bonered dick but if it girl then i stab their boob :D
no one ever done this or think about doing if u see a killer that is 100 feet away and u run to a house but u dont lock the door u have enough time to do that serious and if u did do that u still have to check every single door to and plus get a weapons from the kitchen like a knife. at least u find a weapon to defend yourself really instead hold nothing in your hands and be killed easily really and in movies the people go through a door but why didnt they lock it to slow or stop the person
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I would take my dick and choke him with my my big beast... Than pop out some knifed and act like wolverine and kill everyone and be like suck that bitches
if i saw the screamerooohhh...i do this [first i find him andthen i will make it unconcheous after tht i stab him in the balls wen i know tht was my arch anemy i kill it even more i crush his face with bare foot...andthen i tell him dont mess wit me u mudafuckin crapper] de end
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Have you notice in every horror movie the blond lives but the Asian dies first. Really why is that? Stop drinking the hatergade and start drinking the Bubble Tea
i would fuckin buy/steal red bull, a couple of claymores, a shotgun, some grenades,
44. magnum, a security cam and a machinegun (G36C) then find a building find a good camping spot plant a claymore set up the cam barricade any extra doors and windows pull out my G36C and drink a red bull and wait... then i would shoot their ass :)
Chopsticks...LIKE A TRUE ASIAN!
HaxorGamerPlays 2 days ago
you a funny mudafucker.. so so true about them horror movies.. mudabitches are f*cking dumb.
1brandonbruno 3 days ago
Well every girl must know if you want to get rid of a boy kick him in the balls!
Bloommommar 4 days ago
y would you kill RICKY@!!!!
cooladam211 1 week ago
thumbs up for whores in Horror movie, cough cough Paris Hilton
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ShaunTheLSM 2 weeks ago
Holy shit. Best video ever LOL
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Hiiii im ricky gets stabbed owww stop it that hurts :P
suckajhonson 2 weeks ago
easy just use an arrow and shoot it to the knee then use skyrim's roar for come back.
Furyx10 3 weeks ago
lol 2:17 vibrating masturbation hand.
Moodude345 3 weeks ago
lol nice one cedric
Deborah67822 3 weeks ago
I would throw noodles at his face and yell " GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASIAN HOUSE MOTHA FUCKA!"
MyCRAZYUSER 3 weeks ago
Lmfao he uses his gf to get killed
MyCRAZYUSER 3 weeks ago
id kick him in the ballsack and tell him to fuck off
rickyknight3000 3 weeks ago
LMAO!
activecuzz 4 weeks ago
HIIIIII IM RICKY! looooool
Assassin344 4 weeks ago
Wat da Fuck iz ewry bodi
MSRFakie 4 weeks ago
ah ah ah ah ah that hurts lol
malvin975 1 month ago
IF THERE WAS A KILLER IN MY HOUSE I WOULD JUST KILL MYSELF :)
TheMw2cams 1 month ago
(Y)
taysan98 1 month ago
@taysan98 I think you mean ( . Y . )
FeudalMoon 3 weeks ago
i am viet and i hang out with a lot of black people, because everyone knows that the black people are always the first to go.
wowkid54 1 month ago
peter chao is the new chuck norris
gothicage12 1 month ago
i would slap him around and tell them ''stop it stop it!!! ......... now sit down the movie is about to start''
MrCrackhead33 1 month ago
Lol I wouldn't go upstairs or downstairs. Just like he said.
ninjahomicide 1 month ago
Don't go upstairs, don't go downstairs, stay in the middle...but what if you're in the middle floor of a huge building? :O
pooloflies 1 month ago
where the fuck is everybody!? xDD lol
Rluvz 1 month ago
I want this video on my A1800 unit.
ohnniehickm24j 1 month ago
What is the name of the music at the end of the video??!?!
Cyanoctane 1 month ago
Peter chao you've done it again
teenyman09 1 month ago
lol i thought you said porno no offense :D
ben1000081 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
ok,keep clicking on 2:16 nine times and see what happens
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xxshroudedxx 1 month ago
I would kick him in the balls then take my fucking chopsticks then rip balls out punch him in th face then run.FUCKYEA
chungmang1 1 month ago
It's very true. Peter Chao's guide to survival horror
kirbydedede2494 1 month ago
since i'm Russian i would use my ak-74
pacman9835 1 month ago
i would look in the drawer for a wep but then i remember im a martial artist so i use my skills and kick em in duh face
sillyimpling 2 months ago
Funny
leekokfun 2 months ago
I will get a knife. and sharpen my chopsticks with the knife
BeastmasterFFX 2 months ago
I will.kick his balls
xxarrin 2 months ago
Ricky's death is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Biozorex 2 months ago
da modern warfare free way
Osorange 2 months ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
Good video i would kick the killer's ass and eat friend rice big fan man big fan
Reaper9008 2 months ago
AWWWW You're Dead xD
Keedot4444 2 months ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
Your video is a favorite on Korea
acharylee77z 2 months ago
2:14 XD
BZewde14 2 months ago
I WOULD fucking cut there heads off
SWAGBOYINCOD 2 months ago
I would survive by BRINGING A FUCKEN hOT GIRL AND SHOWING TO THE KILLER AND THEN TAKE OUT A AK-47 AND SHOOT THE KILLEr BONER!!!!
hunterx65ify 2 months ago
if u want to know what i do go to dx6girl full movie
Dx6girl 2 months ago
Parkersburg eyes are moving shouldn't he be dead
TheJamesinator207 2 months ago
Well, since I am Chinese, before he stabs me, I get some fried rice (Chao Fan, Oh! I am a fan!) and share it with the killer. Then, since I have the fuck'n awesome Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee on speed dial, I call them, they come in like 2 seconds and beat the shit out of the killer. Than I unmask the killer, and I see RICKY!!! Just kidding. Chao Rocks Motherfucker!!!
1stWoR1dDyNASTY 2 months ago
wat the hel u doing u mother fucka u fucing chinilise and im chinise so u fucking enguis people shut the mother fuca up
wildoneshacker99x 2 months ago
LOL "Don't they always come back?"
YES THEY DO :D
Darkgodaphex 2 months ago
Since I am Chinese, I would have a staring contest. Or I would kick him right in the balls with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!
1stWoR1dDyNASTY 2 months ago
1:05 " u stupid assho bitch" that made me crak up
pivotDAM 2 months ago
i would go under the bed and start crying like a little bicth :)
johnathan4372 2 months ago
id pinch the fuck out of their nipples!!
duschukin 2 months ago
lol ye what would happen if Bruce lee was in a horror movie hell im sure that he would kick the shit out of the killers ass
romsdabom1 2 months ago
i would be like mmmmmmmm... where is everybody then srceam show up and i would be like wtf who are you are you my gramma?
dnwarlord48 2 months ago
lol
cary607 2 months ago
:|
hithienbang 3 months ago
thats easy
Me: WAIT
(*insertmonsteror.wehere*): ......
Me: DID U KNOW THAT IF UR HAND IS BIGGER THEN UR FCE YOU HAVE CANCER?!?
(*insertmonsteror.wehere*): ....
Me: I KNOW DATS RIGHT*runs away like a boss*
AngelofLight424 3 months ago
I would stare into their eyes, deep into their soul, and then they die from an aneurysm... What do you think I would do? Stab them? Shoot them? No! Aneurysm!
MrBaydawg 3 months ago
I just shoot the mother fucker 10 times
Flowyogurt 3 months ago
this is y we asians have chopsticks everywhere we go.... protection
hmngMC 3 months ago
what i do is get a hot Asian lady make them get a boner or if it girl then use naked man then i get my chop stick and then i use it on if it boy their bonered dick but if it girl then i stab their boob :D
sillyimpling 3 months ago 14
@sillyimpling i had no idea what u just said.
CkRice7 1 month ago
punch them in the balls
MrMrhippy11 3 months ago
@MrMrhippy11 what happens if it was a girl?
sillyimpling 3 months ago
@MrMrhippy11 what happen if it girl?
sillyimpling 3 months ago
" HII, I'm Ricky!"
PhyliciaGoulbourne15 3 months ago
i would bring out the doughnut and then snap itz neck :)
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perrier125 3 months ago
Epic Scream 1:37
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Epic Scream 1:57
perrier125 3 months ago
your supposed to move to another country if your in a horror movie. trust me I know check out my channel.
ghostfacekid101 3 months ago
i would put out my ak-47 and shoot him the hell up
codgod775 3 months ago
@codgod775 or get chopsticks...
MysteryMinecraft502 3 months ago 4
Asians best weapons? not the katana, the chopsticks, an asian is invincible with them XD
AndyHazHam 3 months ago
peter chao vs FPS russia
gmchips 3 months ago
i agree with you ay :) fucking tards
wezii01 3 months ago
i cracked up so hard when he was killin ghostface
lightningfarron1231 3 months ago
i would grab him and smack him in the door and get a knife and stab his ass then when he gets up i kick him in the face like in mafia 2
vtec1194 3 months ago
i would kick em in the nuts then get the knife then make him eat it :P
StraferX987 3 months ago
295 people are muthabitches that dont think chopsticks are the best weapon.
perezdefault 3 months ago
Note To Self: chopsticks are the best weapon
Gamelover5646 3 months ago
I would put on Rick roll and yell the game then he would get so mad while he is breaking the mp3 I break his neck
happygolucky11211211 3 months ago
shot him
bobo97821 3 months ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
lol XD
dillym07 3 months ago
no one ever done this or think about doing if u see a killer that is 100 feet away and u run to a house but u dont lock the door u have enough time to do that serious and if u did do that u still have to check every single door to and plus get a weapons from the kitchen like a knife. at least u find a weapon to defend yourself really instead hold nothing in your hands and be killed easily really and in movies the people go through a door but why didnt they lock it to slow or stop the person
DNABURPGUN 3 months ago
hahahahaha
xiaoalex9898 3 months ago
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dragonfiregoanddie 3 months ago
If i heard strange sounds in my house when i was home alone i would totally go take a shower and close my eyes so the killer can easily kill me.
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well, im chuck norris so i'd probably look at him and he'll run away.
frazybaby1 3 months ago
lol if he comes up to me with a knife id me like i got a gun mother fucker,....
NewBgeminem 3 months ago
nice job, peter! =D
percyjacksonRULES100 3 months ago
like, if u think the best weapon is chop stick
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@pablogriffin1 i agree
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xavierbot 1 month ago
omg ricky!!!
MWMarkW 3 months ago
Of course knifes dont work on us asians.
hitsugayatoushiro101 3 months ago
Peter Chao for Bruce Lee movie.
CommanderOfTheSun 3 months ago
I would take my dick and choke him with my my big beast... Than pop out some knifed and act like wolverine and kill everyone and be like suck that bitches
kkcool1000 3 months ago
i would pull out the spaz-12 hit him and say shut up you have sevan days
77177daniel 3 months ago
thumbs up for the plastic knife
Ryan88640 3 months ago
get a knife muddabich
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frankchen28 3 months ago
That guy looks like Robert bowling
frankchen28 3 months ago
1:33 for Peter Chao vs Ghost Face, your welcome
kidzdog 3 months ago
:troll:
3Quiz 4 months ago
I would get my grandmas bamboo stick and whip the sh!t out of the killer.
12Sasori211 4 months ago
i would take the knife and use it to kill him but first brake his arm yea yea
ilvermike38 4 months ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
I would just call the army for an air strike and thus ending any chances of a sequal
ackman2525 4 months ago
"Woah Woah Wait!!! Ready Bitch! Chao Outside Mutha Fucka!" LMAO
ArdjMetal 4 months ago
if i saw the screamerooohhh...i do this [first i find him andthen i will make it unconcheous after tht i stab him in the balls wen i know tht was my arch anemy i kill it even more i crush his face with bare foot...andthen i tell him dont mess wit me u mudafuckin crapper] de end
willfr8 4 months ago
epic
GalaxyLesertia90001 4 months ago
hes stupid he should get the knife but the chopsticks worked out 2
haloagent1 4 months ago
im gunna wape that muda fuckin ashole off muddabitches
jacman98 4 months ago
i love the jet li reference.....
xTravis1 4 months ago
I will fuck hit that guy
TheOrigamifolding 4 months ago
I would handle it the way I always do......... With a gun
TheAfroKid217 4 months ago
HEY WHEN JET LI ON THAT MOTHE FUCKER!!!!!!
RAINFALLXx 4 months ago
Why are dumb bitches so dumb? :)
TheArmedWizard 4 months ago
Awesooooooooome!!!!! :)
MegaNab99 4 months ago
Id blow that sun-bbitches head off haha
ChevyNova808 4 months ago
I literally have a flamethrower and a Russian pistol as a gift from a cop. So I'm good lol.
ItsEpicDanny 4 months ago
a bullet to the face bitch.
SUPERPIEMAN232 4 months ago
Lesson learned: Never try to kill an Asian using a knife.
noviceako10x 4 months ago 34
lol " ha! don't they also come back"
"AAAH!!"
"HI YA!"
Th3ChloeB 4 months ago
ruthless bitch in scream 4 needed a hug or a couple shotgun slugs
JNdigital 4 months ago
Oh, and I would just call Bruce Lee. Me and him are homies Ghostface thinks he's all tough with his knife, way till he gets a load of Bruce Lee.
joymanchis 4 months ago
Hii! I'm Ricky! Aaaaagggggghhhhh!!, that hurt, AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!
joymanchis 4 months ago
One word....FLAMETHROWER :D
sk8rpunk4real 4 months ago
I hate horror movies :(
sordanjymes 4 months ago
funny
choochooboy17 4 months ago
hang the ghost with a rope
MrThefunny1000 4 months ago
Let them watch peter chao
shadowxclaw 4 months ago
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77777XYZ 4 months ago
he is sooo HOT. peter chao, im inlove with YOU <3 <3 <3 XXX
GhostHeartbeat 4 months ago
Fuck man
t0205439b 4 months ago
im black i'll mollywop him and put him in a coma half dead
firebirdroxmisox 4 months ago
1:38 knife is fake and how come you killed him he had too kill you your the psycho the psycho then!!!
bagpotato999 4 months ago
I would grab a picture of a obese lady then break it in half and shove them up his A S S. HUGE PETER CHAO FAN!
phanthomking3 5 months ago
call chuck norris
TheMRCLOCKER 5 months ago
peter make a horror movie based on this :D
Anuon1210 5 months ago in playlist Anuon1210's Favorited Videos
parker made 289 accounts and disliked this :|
MichaelDao100 5 months ago
HIIIIII! IM RICKY!!!!!! LMAO!
SHdudeproductions 5 months ago
LMAO Ricky
LAXdoubleK 5 months ago
OMG i LAUGH so hard hard when peter chao was like "READY BITCH"
DualThunderGunZ 5 months ago
wow krav maga!
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I would suck his dick clean
k3vin619 5 months ago
foucking halarious
dymeszkidd 5 months ago
good job, kill the killer haha
Aeux 5 months ago
shoot him duh?
tacoexorcist 5 months ago
Have you notice in every horror movie the blond lives but the Asian dies first. Really why is that? Stop drinking the hatergade and start drinking the Bubble Tea
FailureLi 5 months ago
ressurect bruce lee
bizzlam 5 months ago
289 idiots chose the knife
SABBluekilla 5 months ago 46
you shouldve caught his knife with ur chopsticks
4pointoniner 5 months ago
Break his nose with chopsticks
MeMagicalPie 5 months ago
that's what you get for eating peter chao's fly lice
you get killed with chopsticks =D
95irfn 5 months ago
dud u hella funny
MrKkk151 5 months ago
He should have hit him with a microwave..
Gageaso 5 months ago in playlist More videos from pyrobooby
its halarious how he goes "are u fucking stoopid"
irvinj2012 5 months ago
roor
Powerwax7 5 months ago
I RUV HIS FUCKLING ACCENT!!!
MrAwesome2210 5 months ago
Pahkah!!?!?!?
12wonge 5 months ago
WTF ghostface is the best killer out there damn it?
ghostfacekid101 5 months ago
i would fuckin buy/steal red bull, a couple of claymores, a shotgun, some grenades,
44. magnum, a security cam and a machinegun (G36C) then find a building find a good camping spot plant a claymore set up the cam barricade any extra doors and windows pull out my G36C and drink a red bull and wait... then i would shoot their ass :)
Lemonpiedude 5 months ago
hahah phucken chop sticks!!! epic!!
daninja301 5 months ago
oh i thought you said porno movies
DestroyMeTillNoon 5 months ago
lol poor ricky why wud any one do that to him
XxsuckmysnipezXx 5 months ago
EVERYTIME U SAY GEME THE THUMBS UP I DO
shatingan 5 months ago
aww not ricky
kathyduckyy 5 months ago
i would take my tkd kick him in the balls then get the chop stick and put those in
his balls
caocass 5 months ago
your a asian , is easy for you 1:55
78sebastiano 5 months ago 16
I find it weird that no blood comes out after getting stabbed so many times.
Wintersflame1 5 months ago
Chopsticks ftw~
Wintersflame1 5 months ago