People, get out of the left/right paradign. We need to get back to the constitution and less government, like Ron Paul says. Obama is for war on iran and is a member of the CFR, as is Hillary, Romney, Giuliani, and Tomson. Ron Paul is not. Google search "North American Union." ONLY Ron Paul speaks out against this. Wake up.
Get over it kids. Bush and Co are on their way out. Hell you better start thinking about who will replace them. Your hate of them limits your ability to see the truth.
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I like how he's piggybacking the Vote Different add.. class.. And do all Scottish people have to put that much effort into their accents.. or is that just a gay thing? It was really difficult to get past the fact that it looked like you were throwing up the words.. instead of speaking them.. I knew I was correct about a certain question I had when he said come to 'San Fransico'.. I just said 'Ohh.. that makes sense'.
Some people just hate and cannot see beyond their narrow perspective. More str8 people live in San Fran than gay you bafoon. Make a point and quite trying to tear people down, this is humor, not FOX's brand of a view point. Are you in Desmoines ReClaIM25?
It was a joke you retard..(you know, humor) get a life... but if you want to argue about it.. People dont believe that MORE gay people live in San Fran than straight.. but the percentage comparatively I'm sure is higher than most places.. idiot.
dude. Mark. I love your videos. I watch every one that I know about, on comedy and reply. but uh, I have no idea what the heck you just said. don't worry, I'll watch it again, laugh, and all will be well
I want a copy of the diagram of Cheney's leg! That was ridiculously funny, I can barely type from laughing. Hey did you draw that yourself? here's a smiley for ya :D
I have just watched two of you'r vids, and yes you are a breath of fresh air in all this polotics chit chat, you should have your own show on tv, would be worth watching, but i can't see Rubert Murdog giving you a phone call anytime soon...lol...
Damn that was awesome! I totally lost it! Cheney is the root of evil, He are the puppet master. I dont think bush could tie his shoes without screwing up. Five stars!!!
It just shows that people who put insults on people's profiles (the 'haters') dont think or actually take time to listen to what people are saying, or actually notice that HE'S NOT FOOKIN IRISH HE'S SCOTTISH YOU IDIOT!
But back to the video... another good one the fella!
You're welcome. Wait, I'm not god. But many Americans are pretty messed up in the head. Unlike them, I'm intelligent. I'm planning on improving the world, and not screwing it up.
Nice work! Bush and Cheney are a waste of human DNA. They've done more harm to our country and created more hate for America than any administration ever occupying the Whitehouse. They're destined to be known as the worst Pres/VP combo we've ever had. Can't wait for '08.
on a side note... I can't believe how many ignorant Americans commented on this ! apparently everyone living in the U.S. must speak with exactly the same accent.
hey dude...did you come to America for dental work?? Or to be part of the great san francisco morality movement???? Bush and Cheney have more integrity in their testicles than you do in your whole body....by the way, Halliburton is a great company..Could you please tell your audience what other companies do what halliburton does?? How bout, how many no bid contracts CLINTON awarded halliburton?? Try mixing a little truth in with your irrational hatred...hope you get work soon
I attack him because he is attacking a man whom he is not even worthy to stand in the shadow of...this guy is attacking a good and decent man whom I served under and know pretty well... He repeats baseless and fictional leftwing talking points and you are mad at me?? America is great, not cuz of people like marky...no, cuz of people like Bush and Cheney and get a life by the way..try reading a book
I could say the same for you. In fact, read Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Republic, by Chalmers Johnson - it's a book that could actually open your eyes. It's pretty sad how you think Cheney and Bush are good and decent people... I pity you. America is a great place to live in. But it's one of the worst countries in the world as far as how much destruction and conflict we have caused. If you read the right books, you'd know this by now.
yeah, if you read the rigt books?? You mean if you read the left books. America is the greatest force for good on this planet. That is why they ALL are still coming HERE! We dont cause conflict, we end conflict. We saved the entire European continent from hitler and we helped them rebuild. We stoop up to tojos Japan, and we helped rebuild..look at them thrive!! Japan and Germany, Australia, Israel...who's feeding the poor around the world??? We are!!
Sounds like you are a freakin America hating, guilt ridden, liberal with a perverted and distorted view of truth...Its really to bad cuz if you could escape from your phsychosis, you would see what a great force for good REAL AMERICA is...not markys america or your america but my AMERICA...true America..I cant believe you would site C.Johnson as a credible analysis of this nation..you are sick
Yeah, it would really make totalitarianism easier if all the people with dissenting opinions would just go away, huh? Wait a second, what's that word that describes when people with different viewpoints present them for public discussion? Oh yeah. DEMOCRACY.
Aren't you the most pathetically deluded son of a bitch in this country? You're a perfect example of what I like to call "sheep" - people who follow Bush and Cheney blindly without any clue as to the shit they've done to this country. You're hopeless. Try to look beyond what is immediately apparent and maybe you won't be duped into supporting a political terrorist. Moron.
no, I am sorry to tell you, it is YOU who are duped..you ignorant sicifant...you get all your news from hollywood, you probably havnt researched a damn bit of history. You blame Bush and Cheney out of ignorance and you think the facsist muslims are the good guys...does it bother you that the leaders of alqieda agree with you?? You are being played
you need to quit watching jon stewart young man...you are just old enough not to remember all the things leading up to this war..it started in the 80"s before you were born and if you werent such a little punk, I would explain it to you but you"re a know it all and I actually KNOW what I am talkin bout.. I am a vet, I served when Cheney was sec of defence and my daughter and son have both served in this war..I think I might know a little bit more than you.I care. quit listening to hollywood
Hahaha nice one, duped into supporting a political terrorist, the second someone realizes that its nearly as bad as if they realize god is fake and is a very nice business whoring itself out to make people feel good about a being that doesnt exist and that if they act good they wont burn for eternity, when I realized this I went into depression but became a lot smarter at the same time. good game.
I'm sorry you feel that way...next time you are eating a delicious meal, you might have to ask yourself where did you get taste buds from?? You think evolution provided it for you"?? How bout laughter?? Next time you have a belly laugh, give thanx to the big bang theory for giving you that function....God loves you man and thats no lie!! When you read this, it will be the truest thing you've ever read on youtube....peace
hmmm, nice sentiment. Do you have any, y'know, PROOF of God, or even that creation happened instead of evolution? Oh and the Bible doesn't count as proof, the Bible is just affirmation. Mountains of evidence show evolution is real, the world is no less extraordinary with evolution, it's simply more logical.
who's drilling water wells where the poor are without clean water?? Who are the ones bringing medical and dental care to the world poor? Who subsidizes small poor nations??even when they dont like US?? Who is developing cutting edge medical and eco technology so the world can be healed?? Who is developing ways of producing more crops on less acres to assure food for all? America is evil in your perverted world but you have bigger problems than your distorted view of MY America...hate on!
Who composes 20% of the world's population yet consumes 80% of its resources? Who is the ONLY industrialized nation on Earth that hasn't implemented a national healthcare policy? Who continues to produce more pollution than even China, a ratio 3 to 1? Who do the people of Central and South America despise due to our international policies (I've lived there, i KNOW, all the positive things you hear are just political lipservice to stop us from blowing them up)?
your information is so much bullcrap, I will not reply....you just keep on hating America and believing the left wing hollywood heroes....yeah, I meant sycophant,..thanx for your elitest inaccurate comment...I suggest you you-haul it to canadia so you can take advantage of their wonderful healthcare system..send me a post card while your standing in line 5 months for an MRI
You should remove the American flag from behind you cuz you really dont have a clue what it means to be American...your adolescent comments are only appealing to people like yourself, with a double digit I.Q. and please,..keep screening comments..its the canadian way
You are so intellectually,politically and culturally funny. I am in shock you haven't been grabbed up yet by The Daily Show....oh wait Viacom hates YouTube. Errrr sorry Mark, yer screwed.
lol Taking comedy seriously folks? Satire and parody are wonderful for getting a few laughs. Keep making people think, Mark. Perhaps if you can get their head to explode, we can raise the collective IQ of the nation.
Mark fails to see that true comedy is based on facts, none of which was covered here. Just another venum hate filled LIBERAL talking out of his ass. Take that American flag down you commie pig!!
So, what you're saying is; having an opinion that's contrary to your own warped political views is communism? Gee. Sounds like you're the communist. Only your views will do.
Honestly mate you are getting away with murder within this cosseted lame community,come back to Edinburgh and we will rip the cunt out of you for being the worst comedian ever in the history of comedy
you should know that you have been observed by a number of established genuine funny cunts,who think you are indeed the utterly mundane cocksucker as portrayed by the brilliant parody of your "work" by some other youtuber
the general concensus from scotland is "what a fucking embaressment"
I believe you mother came from a tin of spam which your daddy inseminated with genetically modified oil aeed rape. And I use the word rape in it's literal sense. To say you were inbred would give you far to much credence.
Geneticallly thats impossible you moron; but if it were it sure beats having a turkey baster for a father and a whore for a mother. better make that a SLUT, a whore gets paid for her work.
You are such an ass and your vulgar and hate filled man! Thank you so much for being all that cause I subscribed because You are on hell of a funny man. Thank you!!
Wow, Mark, what insight, what understanding of the depth of the character, or lack thereof, of Cheney! As someone else has said, just when you think one is the best along comes another GREAT video by you! I am still PO'd at Cheney for the $2,000,000 platinum parachute he took from Halliburton when he left, and now you tell me about the 10 mil in stock options. No wonder these folks got all of the Iraq bids. Sheesh! Haven't these Repubs ever heard of CONFLICT OF INTEREST??? Holy Cow!
Not sure if that's a scientific formula there.. but War doesn't look good on a coffee mug. This message is provided for parody purposes only, in the event of an actual logical, coherent, substantial reply, this droning noise of my keyboard would be followed by a 1980's clipart image of a middle finger. (Ok too much vodka for me... strike these comments from the record.)
We should never forget 9/11. Invoke it every day while embracing the wonderful freedoms of safety we enjoy in America.
What scares me about the Democrats, is that they have become "Ask what government can do for you" nanny staters. Their socialist tendencies scare the shit out of me. Republicans? Well, some of them scare me too, just not as much as leftists do.
Mark, I normally like your stuff (loved the bram stoker references). Though, you seemed a little vindictive at points and it wasnt as funny. Please dont cross into bill maher territory. You are MUCH funnier than that! Keep them coming!
you insult yourself if you think this guy knows his butt from a hole in the ground....he wouldnt debate me in person because I know the subject matter and am very familiar with his kind....that, being irresponsible and condecsending and absolutely useless in the arena of real IDEAS
he is worthy of every insult...this guy is a punk and a vicious liar and anyone who lies like this dirt bag, deserves every insult...I have left some pretty intelligent and challenging comments to him and he deletes them cuz he is a lying idiot without any actual factual knowledge..you got a problem widat??
I was going to only rate this four stars, but the "doesn't have a leg to stand on" actually pushed it up to five. Well done, mate.
HackneySack 3 years ago
That's a cool accent. Where is that from?
mdoggin 3 years ago
ireland
dardo1201 3 years ago
No he's actually from Scotland
BondisBourne78 3 years ago
huzzah!
AmberShotglass 4 years ago
O...M....G(Oh my God)...this guy is brilliant..6 stars!
SaddamsCorpse 4 years ago
Woh, really good! This video was really funny, lol. Good job! =D
zarplex2003 4 years ago
People, get out of the left/right paradign. We need to get back to the constitution and less government, like Ron Paul says. Obama is for war on iran and is a member of the CFR, as is Hillary, Romney, Giuliani, and Tomson. Ron Paul is not. Google search "North American Union." ONLY Ron Paul speaks out against this. Wake up.
JackNeedles 4 years ago
We can find truth in Paul, yes, but Kropotkin is better to look at as a better means of running the US.
Solechnaya 3 years ago
Ah, God. The cloven hoof.
gortie 4 years ago
Now now dont forget were all monkeys or decendants there of.LOL!The people who have seen the video "what we are" know what i mean.LOL!
matrixoverkill 4 years ago
Get over it kids. Bush and Co are on their way out. Hell you better start thinking about who will replace them. Your hate of them limits your ability to see the truth.
WizKil 4 years ago
hahaha!
pennygoo 4 years ago
ok, i know i just commented, but... my dad made a 'dick cheney' jack-o-lantern. it was really scary... @_@
pennygoo 4 years ago
LMAO!Falling on floor and face!
matrixoverkill 4 years ago
F**Kin brilliant.
KillerStrangelette 4 years ago
you know it's good when you have to pause a video several times to give yourself time to laugh and still not miss the next part. Excellent Mark!
FarichFenand 4 years ago
my favorite one so far :D
nduncan92 4 years ago 2
I love it!
orki1960 4 years ago
ha ha ha go mark..
LoversAlone 4 years ago
nice i hate dick, he is a real asshole, he obviously doesn't realise he has the power to do good in the world
anarchic9 4 years ago
One of your best Mark, one of your best!
karlamadeusmozart 4 years ago
good job Mark, I never miss any of these. Thanks
fossilman2 4 years ago
LOL! Simply ACE!!!!
ZiggyHungga 4 years ago
its too bad your a democrat, mark. The republicans could use a person you. And I will not come to LA ever again.
SgtHydra 4 years ago
Lol... just too many things to list...
ROFLGOATS 4 years ago
Check out my channel T3h C4r4v4n if you want entertainment and if you want to literally rofpyplyfao its kickass
T3hC4r4v4n 4 years ago
The Ruttle with a Scottish burr! This was great...
anniecatdesign 4 years ago
funny and smart. :)
angellface 4 years ago
Hum Hum Hum... This one is hilarious, but.. there are more.. evil things on that leg... o-o
WildfireEmblem 4 years ago
this vid is a killer. hilarious!
ziare102 4 years ago
has to be my faourite of your videos i've seen so far Mark, hysterical :D
stevencolborne 4 years ago
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VID OF YOURS MARK.
popcornwbutter 4 years ago
This was wonderful.
polizuelanmami 4 years ago
Mark, you're so serious and so so funny.
llibra 4 years ago
"I know I wasn't the only person to be surprised that Dick Cheney had blood coursing through his veins" HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Swamy456 4 years ago
Excellent video. Cheney is the real Axis of Evil. Thanks from millions of Americans for as you say giving "the old goat some of his own medicine!"
bartyfarslar 4 years ago
amen barty.
Comedyman2008 4 years ago
Oh dear god, twistyboi. Do you suffer from MPD? i mean seriously? Anyways... funny as always MarkDay :) Take care.
NinjaPandaAttack 4 years ago
Actually no, I don't. And I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't make such insulting comments about my health.
twistyboi 4 years ago
And what would even make you think something as retarded as that?
twistyboi 4 years ago
this guy is the funniest person ive ever seen
dbzsaiyan 4 years ago
i gay love you xD
violin94 4 years ago
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heyuuuuuu 4 years ago
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twistyboi 4 years ago
Gee, you don't sound like your from Ohio.
Not from Ohio? Then shut your stupid, limie face.
btw, check who else is on the Haliburton board, retard.
hvastatic 4 years ago
nuclear buttons/playstation controller... fuckin gold man, fuckin gold
overkill4life 4 years ago
hahahahaha omg... dude you're my hero!
wackattack 4 years ago
I saw this elsewhere and thought this might make good fodder for one of these sketches. I even posted it three times, just for the irony.
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nameandpassword271 4 years ago
what
narutovasquez 4 years ago
I like how he's piggybacking the Vote Different add.. class.. And do all Scottish people have to put that much effort into their accents.. or is that just a gay thing? It was really difficult to get past the fact that it looked like you were throwing up the words.. instead of speaking them.. I knew I was correct about a certain question I had when he said come to 'San Fransico'.. I just said 'Ohh.. that makes sense'.
ReCLaIM25 4 years ago
hehe. Your post was far more funnier then this pathetic losers attempt.
framennoodles 4 years ago
Some people just hate and cannot see beyond their narrow perspective. More str8 people live in San Fran than gay you bafoon. Make a point and quite trying to tear people down, this is humor, not FOX's brand of a view point. Are you in Desmoines ReClaIM25?
mikeNbackbay 4 years ago
It was a joke you retard..(you know, humor) get a life... but if you want to argue about it.. People dont believe that MORE gay people live in San Fran than straight.. but the percentage comparatively I'm sure is higher than most places.. idiot.
ReCLaIM25 4 years ago
Oh, ha ha! freak
mikeNbackbay 4 years ago
ooo look how amazing this is. honor for clicks from dem underground. now those people are delusional..
EvilPropagandaMan 4 years ago
dude. Mark. I love your videos. I watch every one that I know about, on comedy and reply. but uh, I have no idea what the heck you just said. don't worry, I'll watch it again, laugh, and all will be well
OptimusGonzoo 4 years ago
nice...i think everyone should see this video.
algoreforpres08 4 years ago
I want a copy of the diagram of Cheney's leg! That was ridiculously funny, I can barely type from laughing. Hey did you draw that yourself? here's a smiley for ya :D
roliboom 5 years ago
I have just watched two of you'r vids, and yes you are a breath of fresh air in all this polotics chit chat, you should have your own show on tv, would be worth watching, but i can't see Rubert Murdog giving you a phone call anytime soon...lol...
wageslave01 5 years ago
see i like ya. my politcial views are different, but ur just funny. refreshing to see some FUNNY political slanders
moeisking101 5 years ago
Damn that was awesome! I totally lost it! Cheney is the root of evil, He are the puppet master. I dont think bush could tie his shoes without screwing up. Five stars!!!
bartyfarslar 5 years ago
Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life among liberals.
mstock626 5 years ago
Great stuff man.
Buymywallet 5 years ago
golden... pure gold mate
stoniez 5 years ago
Mark - Funny stuff my man. Loved it.
olfoogy - leave off the comments about physical appearances, glass houses and all that.
wiskers69 5 years ago
This guy is hilarious! Love the accent.
daniprice 5 years ago
awesome video,,, i laughed my ass off,, this guy should be doing tv on comedy central
cbm78 5 years ago
That was so funny I dropped all the DVD's I was sorting at the time. Scotland has lost one fine comedian to America.
N.
Nikata 5 years ago
Go back to ireland you fucking fag.
pursellt 5 years ago
It just shows that people who put insults on people's profiles (the 'haters') dont think or actually take time to listen to what people are saying, or actually notice that HE'S NOT FOOKIN IRISH HE'S SCOTTISH YOU IDIOT!
But back to the video... another good one the fella!
MishNMashed 5 years ago
Go back to Europe you fucking moron.
twistyboi 4 years ago
Thank god not all Americans are like you...
Zahnshujia 4 years ago
You're welcome. Wait, I'm not god. But many Americans are pretty messed up in the head. Unlike them, I'm intelligent. I'm planning on improving the world, and not screwing it up.
twistyboi 4 years ago
Nice, nice. Keep the satire coming o'wise and all knowing scottish person.
tobs001 5 years ago
Oh, I'm disappointed Mark. I was after something witty about cats and exclamation marks.
(Waste of DNA? Hell, no. They could always be boiled down and to make perfectly good soap.)
celestemoon 5 years ago
settle the ol' eyebrows down there
stoked83 5 years ago
Nice work! Bush and Cheney are a waste of human DNA. They've done more harm to our country and created more hate for America than any administration ever occupying the Whitehouse. They're destined to be known as the worst Pres/VP combo we've ever had. Can't wait for '08.
evets2007 5 years ago
Pretty funny... and somewhat intelligent.
nakedicamedotcom 5 years ago
Awesome! LOL
ChrisUSC84 5 years ago
Aye. That was a fine video, laddie!
Imagitv 5 years ago
Rather a liberal, than a conserative religous narrow-minded idiot. At least the liberals have some brains. Personally I'm a communist.
defana 5 years ago
have you pierced your clit yet?
tphillips68 5 years ago
That WAS AWESOME !
on a side note... I can't believe how many ignorant Americans commented on this ! apparently everyone living in the U.S. must speak with exactly the same accent.
p.s. olfoogy is a f#ckin moron.
kngus1 5 years ago
take off you freakin hose head
olfoogy 5 years ago
Whoo hoot! Good video, m8!
btstv 5 years ago
Fuck you liberal satanist ass! Go to hell!
You know nothing you fucking austrian!!!
doctorthomas53phd 5 years ago
Austrian? wow you should change you handle to thomas53somehighschool
danos88 5 years ago
Another fucking moron, great.
beautifulpassion 5 years ago
Dumb, are you even from America?? Doesn't sound like it, so go away and talk about your own country.
agentbb007 5 years ago
what kind of people read so much into this post, its comedy, not that big of a deal, stop getting your panties in a bunch.
lilkatdevil 5 years ago
MarkDayComedy is a piece of manure, enough said!
Meat45 5 years ago
Go drink some islamic oil.
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
vampire anti freeze!
Groudon619 5 years ago
Screw the comments below mine, that was excellent.
TwilightShade 5 years ago
Oh great, another loud mouth stupid limey tossing insults again.
gizmonic65 5 years ago
hey dude...did you come to America for dental work?? Or to be part of the great san francisco morality movement???? Bush and Cheney have more integrity in their testicles than you do in your whole body....by the way, Halliburton is a great company..Could you please tell your audience what other companies do what halliburton does?? How bout, how many no bid contracts CLINTON awarded halliburton?? Try mixing a little truth in with your irrational hatred...hope you get work soon
qcmiles 5 years ago
Your such a dick, you attack the way he looks and then go into defending your stupid idiotic president of the united shithole of america
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
I attack him because he is attacking a man whom he is not even worthy to stand in the shadow of...this guy is attacking a good and decent man whom I served under and know pretty well... He repeats baseless and fictional leftwing talking points and you are mad at me?? America is great, not cuz of people like marky...no, cuz of people like Bush and Cheney and get a life by the way..try reading a book
olfoogy 5 years ago
I could say the same for you. In fact, read Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Republic, by Chalmers Johnson - it's a book that could actually open your eyes. It's pretty sad how you think Cheney and Bush are good and decent people... I pity you. America is a great place to live in. But it's one of the worst countries in the world as far as how much destruction and conflict we have caused. If you read the right books, you'd know this by now.
Muaguana 5 years ago
yeah, if you read the rigt books?? You mean if you read the left books. America is the greatest force for good on this planet. That is why they ALL are still coming HERE! We dont cause conflict, we end conflict. We saved the entire European continent from hitler and we helped them rebuild. We stoop up to tojos Japan, and we helped rebuild..look at them thrive!! Japan and Germany, Australia, Israel...who's feeding the poor around the world??? We are!!
olfoogy 5 years ago
Sounds like you are a freakin America hating, guilt ridden, liberal with a perverted and distorted view of truth...Its really to bad cuz if you could escape from your phsychosis, you would see what a great force for good REAL AMERICA is...not markys america or your america but my AMERICA...true America..I cant believe you would site C.Johnson as a credible analysis of this nation..you are sick
olfoogy 5 years ago
you WISH you lived in the USA, and if you DO live here and you DARE to insult it that way? YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT.
beautifulpassion 5 years ago
I dont wish I lived in a country where everyone owned a gun.
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
Yeah, it would really make totalitarianism easier if all the people with dissenting opinions would just go away, huh? Wait a second, what's that word that describes when people with different viewpoints present them for public discussion? Oh yeah. DEMOCRACY.
StridentLobster 4 years ago
Aren't you the most pathetically deluded son of a bitch in this country? You're a perfect example of what I like to call "sheep" - people who follow Bush and Cheney blindly without any clue as to the shit they've done to this country. You're hopeless. Try to look beyond what is immediately apparent and maybe you won't be duped into supporting a political terrorist. Moron.
Muaguana 5 years ago
no, I am sorry to tell you, it is YOU who are duped..you ignorant sicifant...you get all your news from hollywood, you probably havnt researched a damn bit of history. You blame Bush and Cheney out of ignorance and you think the facsist muslims are the good guys...does it bother you that the leaders of alqieda agree with you?? You are being played
olfoogy 5 years ago
I hate religion and I hate suffering more than any other shit but its a pity suffering must be used to end itself, hmm?
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
uhh don't you mean sycophant? sicifant is not a word.
AndriusX123 4 years ago
you need to quit watching jon stewart young man...you are just old enough not to remember all the things leading up to this war..it started in the 80"s before you were born and if you werent such a little punk, I would explain it to you but you"re a know it all and I actually KNOW what I am talkin bout.. I am a vet, I served when Cheney was sec of defence and my daughter and son have both served in this war..I think I might know a little bit more than you.I care. quit listening to hollywood
olfoogy 5 years ago
Hahaha nice one, duped into supporting a political terrorist, the second someone realizes that its nearly as bad as if they realize god is fake and is a very nice business whoring itself out to make people feel good about a being that doesnt exist and that if they act good they wont burn for eternity, when I realized this I went into depression but became a lot smarter at the same time. good game.
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
I'm sorry you feel that way...next time you are eating a delicious meal, you might have to ask yourself where did you get taste buds from?? You think evolution provided it for you"?? How bout laughter?? Next time you have a belly laugh, give thanx to the big bang theory for giving you that function....God loves you man and thats no lie!! When you read this, it will be the truest thing you've ever read on youtube....peace
olfoogy 5 years ago
hmmm, nice sentiment. Do you have any, y'know, PROOF of God, or even that creation happened instead of evolution? Oh and the Bible doesn't count as proof, the Bible is just affirmation. Mountains of evidence show evolution is real, the world is no less extraordinary with evolution, it's simply more logical.
LynxChan 5 years ago
You want proof?... take a A and P class.
alrity101 5 years ago
'god is a fake'. Wow, what an angry, closed minded young man. Just becuse something bad happened to you doesn't mean God isn't real, love.
beautifulpassion 5 years ago
Religion is a whore, why? vatican has stocks in coca cola. nuff said.
Religion is fake, reasoning behind that is, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU DELUSIONAL SHITBAG
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
Wow, you're full of rage, aren't you? Who hurt you, Iron?
beautifulpassion 5 years ago
god so is not real stop folowing fake beliefs and your screen name scares me
blackheartagram666 4 years ago
same to you bud, scary ass name to be proclaiming the non-existence of God. So what, satan your only go to?
AndriusX123 4 years ago
thanks i go for scary and i dont believe in satan either but if god and satan were real i would go with satan i can be who i want to go with him
blackheartagram666 4 years ago
who's drilling water wells where the poor are without clean water?? Who are the ones bringing medical and dental care to the world poor? Who subsidizes small poor nations??even when they dont like US?? Who is developing cutting edge medical and eco technology so the world can be healed?? Who is developing ways of producing more crops on less acres to assure food for all? America is evil in your perverted world but you have bigger problems than your distorted view of MY America...hate on!
olfoogy 5 years ago
Who composes 20% of the world's population yet consumes 80% of its resources? Who is the ONLY industrialized nation on Earth that hasn't implemented a national healthcare policy? Who continues to produce more pollution than even China, a ratio 3 to 1? Who do the people of Central and South America despise due to our international policies (I've lived there, i KNOW, all the positive things you hear are just political lipservice to stop us from blowing them up)?
AndriusX123 4 years ago
your information is so much bullcrap, I will not reply....you just keep on hating America and believing the left wing hollywood heroes....yeah, I meant sycophant,..thanx for your elitest inaccurate comment...I suggest you you-haul it to canadia so you can take advantage of their wonderful healthcare system..send me a post card while your standing in line 5 months for an MRI
olfoogy 4 years ago
WHO INVADED ANOTHER NATION ON FALSE PRETENSES OF WMDS AND TIES TO OSAMA (find me proof and I will rescind my statements)?
AndriusX123 4 years ago
You should remove the American flag from behind you cuz you really dont have a clue what it means to be American...your adolescent comments are only appealing to people like yourself, with a double digit I.Q. and please,..keep screening comments..its the canadian way
qcmiles 5 years ago
please note canadians beat america in the war of 1812 and i dont think we even have 1 nuke :(
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
dude!! you are a joke and I aint got the time
olfoogy 5 years ago
You are so intellectually,politically and culturally funny. I am in shock you haven't been grabbed up yet by The Daily Show....oh wait Viacom hates YouTube. Errrr sorry Mark, yer screwed.
~Vi
violettfem 5 years ago
yeah jon stewart..a real american icon....this generation is doomed
qcmiles 5 years ago
lol Taking comedy seriously folks? Satire and parody are wonderful for getting a few laughs. Keep making people think, Mark. Perhaps if you can get their head to explode, we can raise the collective IQ of the nation.
dfvalkyrie 5 years ago
from all the ones ive watched this is one of the most broring bro... =S try one again like smiley intevebntion fucking halerious
kickuass72 5 years ago
Too left. Most Americans are moderate, you know?
AnthonyG88 5 years ago
jeez now the republicans start commenting
bummer2112 5 years ago
Mark fails to see that true comedy is based on facts, none of which was covered here. Just another venum hate filled LIBERAL talking out of his ass. Take that American flag down you commie pig!!
mimstech 5 years ago
So, what you're saying is; having an opinion that's contrary to your own warped political views is communism? Gee. Sounds like you're the communist. Only your views will do.
frogman117 5 years ago
Way to go, Mark on being spot on. :)
InevitableNightmare 5 years ago
Honestly mate you are getting away with murder within this cosseted lame community,come back to Edinburgh and we will rip the cunt out of you for being the worst comedian ever in the history of comedy
you should know that you have been observed by a number of established genuine funny cunts,who think you are indeed the utterly mundane cocksucker as portrayed by the brilliant parody of your "work" by some other youtuber
the general concensus from scotland is "what a fucking embaressment"
weirdsalad 5 years ago
you need to either be helpful, or shut up and save us all from your' lack luster IQ. I'm marking you as spam.
DNAslaggit 5 years ago
I believe you mother came from a tin of spam which your daddy inseminated with genetically modified oil aeed rape. And I use the word rape in it's literal sense. To say you were inbred would give you far to much credence.
weirdsalad 5 years ago
Geneticallly thats impossible you moron; but if it were it sure beats having a turkey baster for a father and a whore for a mother. better make that a SLUT, a whore gets paid for her work.
mimstech 5 years ago
hey man, be fair.
CARROT TOP is the worst comedian ever.
celticcomrade 4 years ago
Mark, I think this is one of your most fantastic videos yet. I couldn't stop laughing. Great work!
Sammiwithani 5 years ago
You are such an ass and your vulgar and hate filled man! Thank you so much for being all that cause I subscribed because You are on hell of a funny man. Thank you!!
joeysbest 5 years ago
its not a blood clot is his dick!
coricaman 5 years ago
bwahahaha!
OCGirl521 5 years ago
Wow, Mark, what insight, what understanding of the depth of the character, or lack thereof, of Cheney! As someone else has said, just when you think one is the best along comes another GREAT video by you! I am still PO'd at Cheney for the $2,000,000 platinum parachute he took from Halliburton when he left, and now you tell me about the 10 mil in stock options. No wonder these folks got all of the Iraq bids. Sheesh! Haven't these Repubs ever heard of CONFLICT OF INTEREST??? Holy Cow!
SusanNorman 5 years ago
Cheney does not travel on Air Force One. Never ever. Cheney travels on Air Force Two.
kledermans 5 years ago
Every time I think "wow .. that was the best one ever" you come along and one up yourself. Keep em coming.
Sixxofnine 5 years ago
hes funny but he's too political
jewfishie2 5 years ago
This man is sharply spot.
feuerschlange 5 years ago
Nice
AlexOtter 5 years ago
Lmao. Awesome.
Syrus2006 5 years ago
Mark Day, the funniest comedian on the planet!!!
webadage 5 years ago
Not sure if that's a scientific formula there.. but War doesn't look good on a coffee mug. This message is provided for parody purposes only, in the event of an actual logical, coherent, substantial reply, this droning noise of my keyboard would be followed by a 1980's clipart image of a middle finger. (Ok too much vodka for me... strike these comments from the record.)
dishdudetexarkana 5 years ago
We should never forget 9/11. Invoke it every day while embracing the wonderful freedoms of safety we enjoy in America.
What scares me about the Democrats, is that they have become "Ask what government can do for you" nanny staters. Their socialist tendencies scare the shit out of me. Republicans? Well, some of them scare me too, just not as much as leftists do.
joemo75 5 years ago
Your political stuff is the best! Seriously. More politics!!!
derringforth 5 years ago
Spot on :-)
Oseary 5 years ago
Hey that flag is blocking your great wall.
How dare you!
XxbestofthebestxX 5 years ago
I've heard that is very true WhyIEyezYa. I'm an American, and almost no Americans have ever even heard of this. I hope its true.
ZiaCombs 5 years ago
Mark, I normally like your stuff (loved the bram stoker references). Though, you seemed a little vindictive at points and it wasnt as funny. Please dont cross into bill maher territory. You are MUCH funnier than that! Keep them coming!
Utica681 5 years ago
LMAO! Wow! I can't believe you live in America! I'm so sorry.
WhyIEyezYa 5 years ago
great, your on a roll guy!
70gary70 5 years ago
I watch all of your videos and enjoy them, but this one was even better. :)
crazykaitep 5 years ago
Best video ever. Somebody should stake the vice president through his heart if it weren't in an undisclosed location.
GrimaProductions 5 years ago
Well done! Thanks for this video!
edens6thday 5 years ago
mark, are you a comedian or just an average joe? love your videos
OneLocalStudent 5 years ago
I do occasional stand up comedy around San Francisco but I'm not a full time comedian, no....
MarkDayComedy 5 years ago
yeah that figures...you seem like the san francisco type...enjoy your youtube fame....and hope you and your boyfriend will be very happy together
qcmiles 5 years ago
you just insulted him again.. god damn fuckin patriot i bet you listen to rap music too, argh
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
you do know, most people listen to rap music.
what do you listen to, death metal?
Brotherolaf 5 years ago
I dont think most people do...even fiftyone percent of black America hates gangsta rap....word..I'm not lyin
olfoogy 5 years ago
you insult yourself if you think this guy knows his butt from a hole in the ground....he wouldnt debate me in person because I know the subject matter and am very familiar with his kind....that, being irresponsible and condecsending and absolutely useless in the arena of real IDEAS
olfoogy 5 years ago
he is worthy of every insult...this guy is a punk and a vicious liar and anyone who lies like this dirt bag, deserves every insult...I have left some pretty intelligent and challenging comments to him and he deletes them cuz he is a lying idiot without any actual factual knowledge..you got a problem widat??
olfoogy 5 years ago
Check your presidential familys for the last approx 100 years and tell me what pattern you see.
IronGuitarist 5 years ago
Bravo.
theevilares 5 years ago