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  • I was going to only rate this four stars, but the "doesn't have a leg to stand on" actually pushed it up to five. Well done, mate.

  • That's a cool accent. Where is that from?

  • ireland

  • No he's actually from Scotland

  • huzzah!

  • O...M....G(Oh my God)...this guy is brilliant..6 stars!

  • Woh, really good! This video was really funny, lol. Good job! =D

  • People, get out of the left/right paradign. We need to get back to the constitution and less government, like Ron Paul says. Obama is for war on iran and is a member of the CFR, as is Hillary, Romney, Giuliani, and Tomson. Ron Paul is not. Google search "North American Union." ONLY Ron Paul speaks out against this. Wake up.

  • We can find truth in Paul, yes, but Kropotkin is better to look at as a better means of running the US.

  • Ah, God.  The cloven hoof.

  • Now now dont forget were all monkeys or decendants there of.LOL!The people who have seen the video "what we are" know what i mean.LOL!

  • Get over it kids. Bush and Co are on their way out. Hell you better start thinking about who will replace them. Your hate of them limits your ability to see the truth.

  • hahaha!

  • ok, i know i just commented, but... my dad made a 'dick cheney' jack-o-lantern. it was really scary... @_@

  • LMAO!Falling on floor and face!

  • F**Kin brilliant.

  • you know it's good when you have to pause a video several times to give yourself time to laugh and still not miss the next part. Excellent Mark!

  • my favorite one so far :D

  • I love it!

  • ha ha ha go mark..

  • nice i hate dick, he is a real asshole, he obviously doesn't realise he has the power to do good in the world

  • One of your best Mark, one of your best!

  • good job Mark, I never miss any of these. Thanks

  • LOL! Simply ACE!!!!

  • its too bad your a democrat, mark. The republicans could use a person you. And I will not come to LA ever again.

  • Lol... just too many things to list...

  • Check out my channel T3h C4r4v4n if you want entertainment and if you want to literally rofpyplyfao its kickass

  • The Ruttle with a Scottish burr! This was great...

  • funny and smart. :)

  • Hum Hum Hum... This one is hilarious, but.. there are more.. evil things on that leg... o-o

  • this vid is a killer. hilarious!

  • has to be my faourite of your videos i've seen so far Mark, hysterical :D

  • THIS IS MY FAVORITE VID OF YOURS MARK.

  • This was wonderful.

  • Mark, you're so serious and so so funny.

  • "I know I wasn't the only person to be surprised that Dick Cheney had blood coursing through his veins" HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • Excellent video. Cheney is the real Axis of Evil. Thanks from millions of Americans for as you say giving "the old goat some of his own medicine!"

  • amen barty.

  • Oh dear god, twistyboi. Do you suffer from MPD? i mean seriously? Anyways... funny as always MarkDay :) Take care.

  • Actually no, I don't. And I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't make such insulting comments about my health.

  • And what would even make you think something as retarded as that?

  • this guy is the funniest person ive ever seen

  • i gay love you xD

  • PLEASE DON'T POST THIS

  • Gee, you don't sound like your from Ohio.

    Not from Ohio? Then shut your stupid, limie face.

    btw, check who else is on the Haliburton board, retard.

  • nuclear buttons/playstation controller... fuckin gold man, fuckin gold

  • hahahahaha omg... dude you're my hero!

  • I saw this elsewhere and thought this might make good fodder for one of these sketches. I even posted it three times, just for the irony.

    PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

  • what

  • I like how he's piggybacking the Vote Different add.. class.. And do all Scottish people have to put that much effort into their accents.. or is that just a gay thing? It was really difficult to get past the fact that it looked like you were throwing up the words.. instead of speaking them.. I knew I was correct about a certain question I had when he said come to 'San Fransico'.. I just said 'Ohh.. that makes sense'.

  • hehe. Your post was far more funnier then this pathetic losers attempt.

  • Some people just hate and cannot see beyond their narrow perspective. More str8 people live in San Fran than gay you bafoon. Make a point and quite trying to tear people down, this is humor, not FOX's brand of a view point. Are you in Desmoines ReClaIM25?

  • It was a joke you retard..(you know, humor) get a life... but if you want to argue about it.. People dont believe that MORE gay people live in San Fran than straight.. but the percentage comparatively I'm sure is higher than most places.. idiot.

  • Oh, ha ha! freak

  • ooo look how amazing this is. honor for clicks from dem underground. now those people are delusional..

  • dude. Mark. I love your videos. I watch every one that I know about, on comedy and reply. but uh, I have no idea what the heck you just said. don't worry, I'll watch it again, laugh, and all will be well

  • nice...i think everyone should see this video.

  • I want a copy of the diagram of Cheney's leg! That was ridiculously funny, I can barely type from laughing. Hey did you draw that yourself? here's a smiley for ya :D

  • I have just watched two of you'r vids, and yes you are a breath of fresh air in all this polotics chit chat, you should have your own show on tv, would be worth watching, but i can't see Rubert Murdog giving you a phone call anytime soon...lol...

  • see i like ya. my politcial views are different, but ur just funny. refreshing to see some FUNNY political slanders

  • Damn that was awesome! I totally lost it! Cheney is the root of evil, He are the puppet master. I dont think bush could tie his shoes without screwing up. Five stars!!!

  • Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life among liberals.

  • Great stuff man.

  • golden... pure gold mate

  • Mark - Funny stuff my man. Loved it.

    olfoogy - leave off the comments about physical appearances, glass houses and all that.

  • This guy is hilarious! Love the accent.

  • awesome video,,, i laughed my ass off,, this guy should be doing tv on comedy central

  • That was so funny I dropped all the DVD's I was sorting at the time. Scotland has lost one fine comedian to America.

    N.

  • Go back to ireland you fucking fag.

  • It just shows that people who put insults on people's profiles (the 'haters') dont think or actually take time to listen to what people are saying, or actually notice that HE'S NOT FOOKIN IRISH HE'S SCOTTISH YOU IDIOT!

    But back to the video... another good one the fella!

  • Go back to Europe you fucking moron.

  • Thank god not all Americans are like you...

  • You're welcome. Wait, I'm not god. But many Americans are pretty messed up in the head. Unlike them, I'm intelligent. I'm planning on improving the world, and not screwing it up.

  • Nice, nice. Keep the satire coming o'wise and all knowing scottish person.

  • Oh, I'm disappointed Mark. I was after something witty about cats and exclamation marks.

    (Waste of DNA? Hell, no. They could always be boiled down and to make perfectly good soap.)

  • settle the ol' eyebrows down there

  • Nice work! Bush and Cheney are a waste of human DNA. They've done more harm to our country and created more hate for America than any administration ever occupying the Whitehouse. They're destined to be known as the worst Pres/VP combo we've ever had. Can't wait for '08.

  • Pretty funny... and somewhat intelligent.

  • Awesome! LOL

  • Aye. That was a fine video, laddie!

  • Rather a liberal, than a conserative religous narrow-minded idiot. At least the liberals have some brains. Personally I'm a communist.

  • have you pierced your clit yet?

  • That WAS AWESOME !

    on a side note... I can't believe how many ignorant Americans commented on this ! apparently everyone living in the U.S. must speak with exactly the same accent.

    p.s. olfoogy is a f#ckin moron.

  • take off you freakin hose head

  • Whoo hoot! Good video, m8!

  • Fuck you liberal satanist ass! Go to hell!

    You know nothing you fucking austrian!!!

  • Austrian? wow you should change you handle to thomas53somehighschool

  • Another fucking moron, great.

  • Dumb, are you even from America?? Doesn't sound like it, so go away and talk about your own country.

  • what kind of people read so much into this post, its comedy, not that big of a deal, stop getting your panties in a bunch.

  • MarkDayComedy is a piece of manure, enough said!

  • Go drink some islamic oil.

  • vampire anti freeze!

  • Screw the comments below mine, that was excellent.

  • Oh great, another loud mouth stupid limey tossing insults again.

  • hey dude...did you come to America for dental work?? Or to be part of the great san francisco morality movement???? Bush and Cheney have more integrity in their testicles than you do in your whole body....by the way, Halliburton is a great company..Could you please tell your audience what other companies do what halliburton does?? How bout, how many no bid contracts CLINTON awarded halliburton?? Try mixing a little truth in with your irrational hatred...hope you get work soon

  • Your such a dick, you attack the way he looks and then go into defending your stupid idiotic president of the united shithole of america

  • I attack him because he is attacking a man whom he is not even worthy to stand in the shadow of...this guy is attacking a good and decent man whom I served under and know pretty well... He repeats baseless and fictional leftwing talking points and you are mad at me?? America is great, not cuz of people like marky...no, cuz of people like Bush and Cheney and get a life by the way..try reading a book

  • I could say the same for you. In fact, read Nemesis: The Last Days of the American Republic, by Chalmers Johnson - it's a book that could actually open your eyes. It's pretty sad how you think Cheney and Bush are good and decent people... I pity you. America is a great place to live in. But it's one of the worst countries in the world as far as how much destruction and conflict we have caused. If you read the right books, you'd know this by now.

  • yeah, if you read the rigt books?? You mean if you read the left books. America is the greatest force for good on this planet. That is why they ALL are still coming HERE! We dont cause conflict, we end conflict. We saved the entire European continent from hitler and we helped them rebuild. We stoop up to tojos Japan, and we helped rebuild..look at them thrive!! Japan and Germany, Australia, Israel...who's feeding the poor around the world??? We are!!

  • Sounds like you are a freakin America hating, guilt ridden, liberal with a perverted and distorted view of truth...Its really to bad cuz if you could escape from your phsychosis, you would see what a great force for good REAL AMERICA is...not markys america or your america but my AMERICA...true America..I cant believe you would site C.Johnson as a credible analysis of this nation..you are sick

  • you WISH you lived in the USA, and if you DO live here and you DARE to insult it that way? YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT.

  • I dont wish I lived in a country where everyone owned a gun.

  • Yeah, it would really make totalitarianism easier if all the people with dissenting opinions would just go away, huh? Wait a second, what's that word that describes when people with different viewpoints present them for public discussion? Oh yeah. DEMOCRACY.

  • Aren't you the most pathetically deluded son of a bitch in this country? You're a perfect example of what I like to call "sheep" - people who follow Bush and Cheney blindly without any clue as to the shit they've done to this country. You're hopeless. Try to look beyond what is immediately apparent and maybe you won't be duped into supporting a political terrorist. Moron.

  • no, I am sorry to tell you, it is YOU who are duped..you ignorant sicifant...you get all your news from hollywood, you probably havnt researched a damn bit of history. You blame Bush and Cheney out of ignorance and you think the facsist muslims are the good guys...does it bother you that the leaders of alqieda agree with you?? You are being played

  • I hate religion and I hate suffering more than any other shit but its a pity suffering must be used to end itself, hmm?

  • uhh don't you mean sycophant? sicifant is not a word.

  • you need to quit watching jon stewart young man...you are just old enough not to remember all the things leading up to this war..it started in the 80"s before you were born and if you werent such a little punk, I would explain it to you but you"re a know it all and I actually KNOW what I am talkin bout.. I am a vet, I served when Cheney was sec of defence and my daughter and son have both served in this war..I think I might know a little bit more than you.I care. quit listening to hollywood

  • Hahaha nice one, duped into supporting a political terrorist, the second someone realizes that its nearly as bad as if they realize god is fake and is a very nice business whoring itself out to make people feel good about a being that doesnt exist and that if they act good they wont burn for eternity, when I realized this I went into depression but became a lot smarter at the same time. good game.

  • I'm sorry you feel that way...next time you are eating a delicious meal, you might have to ask yourself where did you get taste buds from?? You think evolution provided it for you"?? How bout laughter?? Next time you have a belly laugh, give thanx to the big bang theory for giving you that function....God loves you man and thats no lie!! When you read this, it will be the truest thing you've ever read on youtube....peace

  • hmmm, nice sentiment. Do you have any, y'know, PROOF of God, or even that creation happened instead of evolution? Oh and the Bible doesn't count as proof, the Bible is just affirmation. Mountains of evidence show evolution is real, the world is no less extraordinary with evolution, it's simply more logical.

  • You want proof?... take a A and P class.

  • 'god is a fake'. Wow, what an angry, closed minded young man. Just becuse something bad happened to you doesn't mean God isn't real, love.

  • Religion is a whore, why? vatican has stocks in coca cola. nuff said.

    Religion is fake, reasoning behind that is, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU DELUSIONAL SHITBAG

  • Wow, you're full of rage, aren't you? Who hurt you, Iron?

  • god so is not real stop folowing fake beliefs and your screen name scares me

  • same to you bud, scary ass name to be proclaiming the non-existence of God. So what, satan your only go to?

  • thanks i go for scary and i dont believe in satan either but if god and satan were real i would go with satan i can be who i want to go with him

  • who's drilling water wells where the poor are without clean water?? Who are the ones bringing medical and dental care to the world poor? Who subsidizes small poor nations??even when they dont like US?? Who is developing cutting edge medical and eco technology so the world can be healed?? Who is developing ways of producing more crops on less acres to assure food for all? America is evil in your perverted world but you have bigger problems than your distorted view of MY America...hate on!

  • Who composes 20% of the world's population yet consumes 80% of its resources? Who is the ONLY industrialized nation on Earth that hasn't implemented a national healthcare policy? Who continues to produce more pollution than even China, a ratio 3 to 1? Who do the people of Central and South America despise due to our international policies (I've lived there, i KNOW, all the positive things you hear are just political lipservice to stop us from blowing them up)?

  • your information is so much bullcrap, I will not reply....you just keep on hating America and believing the left wing hollywood heroes....yeah, I meant sycophant,..thanx for your elitest inaccurate comment...I suggest you you-haul it to canadia so you can take advantage of their wonderful healthcare system..send me a post card while your standing in line 5 months for an MRI

  • WHO INVADED ANOTHER NATION ON FALSE PRETENSES OF WMDS AND TIES TO OSAMA (find me proof and I will rescind my statements)?

  • You should remove the American flag from behind you cuz you really dont have a clue what it means to be American...your adolescent comments are only appealing to people like yourself, with a double digit I.Q. and please,..keep screening comments..its the canadian way

  • please note canadians beat america in the war of 1812 and i dont think we even have 1 nuke :(

  • dude!! you are a joke and I aint got the time

  • You are so intellectually,politically and culturally funny. I am in shock you haven't been grabbed up yet by The Daily Show....oh wait Viacom hates YouTube. Errrr sorry Mark, yer screwed.

    ~Vi

  • yeah jon stewart..a real american icon....this generation is doomed

  • lol Taking comedy seriously folks? Satire and parody are wonderful for getting a few laughs. Keep making people think, Mark. Perhaps if you can get their head to explode, we can raise the collective IQ of the nation.

  • from all the ones ive watched this is one of the most broring bro... =S try one again like smiley intevebntion fucking halerious

  • Too left. Most Americans are moderate, you know?

  • jeez now the republicans start commenting

  • Mark fails to see that true comedy is based on facts, none of which was covered here. Just another venum hate filled LIBERAL talking out of his ass. Take that American flag down you commie pig!!

  • So, what you're saying is; having an opinion that's contrary to your own warped political views is communism? Gee. Sounds like you're the communist. Only your views will do.

  • Way to go, Mark on being spot on. :)

  • Honestly mate you are getting away with murder within this cosseted lame community,come back to Edinburgh and we will rip the cunt out of you for being the worst comedian ever in the history of comedy

    you should know that you have been observed by a number of established genuine funny cunts,who think you are indeed the utterly mundane cocksucker as portrayed by the brilliant parody of your "work" by some other youtuber

    the general concensus from scotland is "what a fucking embaressment"

  • you need to either be helpful, or shut up and save us all from your' lack luster IQ. I'm marking you as spam.

  • I believe you mother came from a tin of spam which your daddy inseminated with genetically modified oil aeed rape. And I use the word rape in it's literal sense. To say you were inbred would give you far to much credence.

  • Geneticallly thats impossible you moron; but if it were it sure beats having a turkey baster for a father and a whore for a mother. better make that a SLUT, a whore gets paid for her work.

  • hey man, be fair.

    CARROT TOP is the worst comedian ever.

  • Mark, I think this is one of your most fantastic videos yet. I couldn't stop laughing. Great work!

  • You are such an ass and your vulgar and hate filled man! Thank you so much for being all that cause I subscribed because You are on hell of a funny man. Thank you!!

  • its not a blood clot is his dick!

  • bwahahaha!

  • Wow, Mark, what insight, what understanding of the depth of the character, or lack thereof, of Cheney! As someone else has said, just when you think one is the best along comes another GREAT video by you! I am still PO'd at Cheney for the $2,000,000 platinum parachute he took from Halliburton when he left, and now you tell me about the 10 mil in stock options. No wonder these folks got all of the Iraq bids. Sheesh! Haven't these Repubs ever heard of CONFLICT OF INTEREST??? Holy Cow!

  • Cheney does not travel on Air Force One. Never ever. Cheney travels on Air Force Two.

  • Every time I think "wow .. that was the best one ever" you come along and one up yourself. Keep em coming.

  • hes funny but he's too political

  • This man is sharply spot.

  • Nice

  • Lmao. Awesome.

  • Mark Day, the funniest comedian on the planet!!!

  • Not sure if that's a scientific formula there.. but War doesn't look good on a coffee mug. This message is provided for parody purposes only, in the event of an actual logical, coherent, substantial reply, this droning noise of my keyboard would be followed by a 1980's clipart image of a middle finger. (Ok too much vodka for me... strike these comments from the record.)

  • We should never forget 9/11. Invoke it every day while embracing the wonderful freedoms of safety we enjoy in America.

    What scares me about the Democrats, is that they have become "Ask what government can do for you" nanny staters. Their socialist tendencies scare the shit out of me. Republicans? Well, some of them scare me too, just not as much as leftists do.

  • Your political stuff is the best! Seriously. More politics!!!

  • Spot on :-)

  • Hey that flag is blocking your great wall.

    How dare you!

  • I've heard that is very true WhyIEyezYa. I'm an American, and almost no Americans have ever even heard of this. I hope its true.

  • Mark, I normally like your stuff (loved the bram stoker references). Though, you seemed a little vindictive at points and it wasnt as funny. Please dont cross into bill maher territory. You are MUCH funnier than that! Keep them coming!

  • LMAO! Wow! I can't believe you live in America! I'm so sorry.

  • great, your on a roll guy!

  • I watch all of your videos and enjoy them, but this one was even better. :)

  • Best video ever. Somebody should stake the vice president through his heart if it weren't in an undisclosed location.

  • Well done! Thanks for this video!

  • mark, are you a comedian or just an average joe? love your videos

  • I do occasional stand up comedy around San Francisco but I'm not a full time comedian, no....

  • yeah that figures...you seem like the san francisco type...enjoy your youtube fame....and hope you and your boyfriend will be very happy together

  • you just insulted him again.. god damn fuckin patriot i bet you listen to rap music too, argh

  • you do know, most people listen to rap music.

    what do you listen to, death metal?

  • I dont think most people do...even fiftyone percent of black America hates gangsta rap....word..I'm not lyin

  • you insult yourself if you think this guy knows his butt from a hole in the ground....he wouldnt debate me in person because I know the subject matter and am very familiar with his kind....that, being irresponsible and condecsending and absolutely useless in the arena of real IDEAS

  • he is worthy of every insult...this guy is a punk and a vicious liar and anyone who lies like this dirt bag, deserves every insult...I have left some pretty intelligent and challenging comments to him and he deletes them cuz he is a lying idiot without any actual factual knowledge..you got a problem widat??

  • Check your presidential familys for the last approx 100 years and tell me what pattern you see.

  • Bravo.