Hardly Working: My Bloody Valentine

[GreyJoJoLove]

Pat actually looks sexy at 1:09. o_0

[mrtsunny]

"Uploaded by collegehumor on Jun 5, 2008"

[zevex747]

I never noticed before, but at 0:43 you can see Pat being creepy before he does anything...

[PoppinLikePopcorn]

@zevex747 That was just Pat being Pat.

[evilninjaz99]

Damn that was fucking scary!

[RyanPriceish]

Sarah...

I want to bang you

[lumry14]

sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhit..... really? haha

[animetyrant12]

is sarah the only girl tht works there

[gunjank]

For once the blood they use doesn't look like watered down ketchup.

[cwedds86]

Don't be like Pat

[kize127]

pat reminds me of tom riddle

[lartkrin]

@kize127 ... him in harry potter?

[kize127]

@lartkrin yeah lol

[lartkrin]

@kize127 X!D

[JohnstasBACK]

LMFAOOOO great video

[Bamshi101]

I hate the way the new youtube makes it harder for me to find playlists for CH and doesn't allow me to watch their vids as easily as before.

[ArchSpawn]

AMIR WHERE ARE U!

[ianmeesters88]

pff..., she got stabbed? i got a bullet for my valentine!

(see what i did there?? :D)

[tHeBoYzgaming]

0:53 Thnaks pat.

[ali1703941]

Pat looks like Cillian Murphy with his hair like this

[TheEloeo]

WHEN I LOOK AT YOU OH I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TRUE

[cabooseTF2]

Did anybody else hear Sarah mutter "Gross person" after hugging Jake? Its been bugging me for months...

[TheIdiotDisease]

@cabooseTF2 and now it's going to bug me for months... LOL

[musicmoviemedia]

@cabooseTF2 Jake's lovely

[Carnagedude504]

@cabooseTF2 It's because in his card, Jake was talking about Sarah coming more than once per year... Which can be thought of as a sexual joke

[JohnCusley]

@cabooseTF2 its not like its so subtle you can't work it out

[kaniblurous]

@cabooseTF2 jake, that's not how you get laid

[zevex747]

@cabooseTF2 - it's because of the crass joke he made...

[cabooseTF2]

@zevex747 i'm not saying I don't understand why she said it...I'm saying it's weird that she whispers it under her breath after he leaves.

[abdinoor13]

Pat turns me on....

[TheBrodyOdy]

I knew pat was a killer

[1999izzyth]

someone takes a picture at 00:50...

[puppyluveromg]

@1999izzyth yeah, it was pat. And then he gives it to Sarah at 1:05

[pureawesomeness2012]

i was waiting the entire time for amirs...

[sxdrey]

OMG I bet shes been waiting to hear that she has great bone structure for a long time...

[GaiaGoddessOfEarth]

i was gonna ask you out!

damn

[smileygirl123ish]

this was posted in june...

[llamaswearpants]

I think Jake purposly looked awkward hugging sarah because they're supposed to look like kids in elementary school like handing out valentines to their crush.0.o

[alexiolust]

Omfg I love it

[keylimecupcake1998]

Pats cute!

[comock]

make one with dave!

[rshweky9]

@comock dave didn't work there at the time

[TeddiesandBieber]

Aaaawwww Jake was gonna high five her and Sarah wanted to hug Jake so it looked awkward...

[dcs290]

hes 37 though

[blink182rob88]

That's what happens when you're the only girl on the show

[gamerella3476]

patrick. the gamzee of college humor. honk :o)

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

0:34 Jake needs some lessons in hugging girls

[Schubert34]

i knew it.

[Jdog567ify]

Dafuq bruh? -_-

[lameKidification]

dafuq pat u scared the crap outta me

[BOBup24der]

Lmfao

[Flyspit187]

i screamed when Pat popped up behind her!

[4theboard]

if you're gonna watch a video from collegehumor just watch 1

if you're gonna watch a video from collegehumor just watch 10000000000000000000000000

and never go to fucking sleep

[walkerdude5]

Finally a POV

[Swimminglover33]

NOT STREETER :(!

[Joker98816]

FINALLY, Pat shows some initiative!

[bchscomedygirl]

Rate this up.

That wasn't a question.

[TehUltimateSnake]

@bchscomedygirl

yeah....that was a statement.

[TripleSauce]

sarah cute af

[EpicBros43]

not sure is sarah is cute or i just horny

[justinestrada2]

tough love

[786rasengan]

@LurkerVixen No he was dead serious and then he tried really hard not to laugh...

[LyanneKay1]

Ssshhhhhhit really? lmao

[itswillperkins]

I heard the camera!!:D

[WatchMeSpore]

Don't be like Pat Cassels.

[786rasengan]

1:09 pat messed up by grinning

[LurkerVixen]

@786rasengan I think he was supposed to. The whole...creepy murderer smile...

[BeeEmEcks]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit, really?

[DoctorHilarious]

This was uploaded june 5. Not on valentine's day XD

[shadowbeta24]

@DoctorHilarious OH NOOOO!!!! wait, who cares again?

[calahoon22]

@DoctorHilarious

it was probably upload on valentines day on their website

[NukNukMovies]

gotta love sarah :)

[y2kblackout]

Sarah, Bee Mine?

That wasn't a question.

THEN WHY DID YOU USE A QUESTION MARK?!?

[vagenitles]

i thought he was el diablo

[MTBrown72]

Tas why I never liked Pat in the first place

[ZaraRiver]

'you have amazing bone structure.. ' LOL how romantic XD

[dotchoo]

i LOVE Pat as the creepy one. He's good at it.

[BAMFxXxproductions]

how id he get that pic printed so fast he took it at 0:50 and has she has it at 1:07

0.o

[dylanmcown3d]

im kinda scared.

[TrollingSnake]

Don't be like Pat Cassels

[jimbob2432]

Dont be a Pat Cassels

[snickersx14x]

dont be like pat castles..

[AlexXAxel]

0:43 O.O

[Craigluver809]

Comp froze @ 1:02 now im scared

[holta73]

1:36 i have the same calculator as Sarah!

[Blindguy1]

"Shhhhhhhhhhiiiiit...really?"



[Haushinka1000Hours]

Pat Only Said

[YoungKeley]

who els saw the flash of the picture??

[PonyLover3100]

why did blood come out of her moth hen she got stabbed in the stomach ? :O

[Skipper4today]

@PonyLover3100 She coughed up blood. :P

[ZhouFantastic]

@PonyLover3100 She was on her period.

[Haloplaya2332]

thats what happens when you're the only chick in the office

[kiki123kirby]

DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[Kaatyya]

No! Not Jake! D;

[harrypotterrox4ever]

Is sarah throwing out the cards? LOL it looks like she is..

[joemchugh61]

1:38. that is all

[123LilSerb123]

of course sarah gets all the cards since shes the only girl in the office

[DGice2]

that always happens to me

[ericisindebt]

wow sarah is smokin hot in this skit

[160moebius2]

Sorry

[160moebius2]

Vyogsbh

[donpickachu]

i like this cause its not like pat at all

[1aundulxaldin]

Woah, gettin' Christian Bale up in this bitch.

[HamMedBukserne]

Patrick Bateman

[ushootumiss]

dON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR.LIFETOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 2 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP .PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 2 VIDEOS IN 60 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY works THUMB UP SO IT CAN WORk

[blackboy923]

@ushootumiss why would you post it dumbass

[xxawesomebrenxx]

i think pat and sarah actually went out when this was made

[YOYKIWI]

jake.. a gross person? :(

[jetsupers]

I like college humour it makes me horny.

[shakka219]

0:43 look at pats face when jeff is waving! he looks well scary!

[SuperJukeboks]

No she wasn't

[Rage1of1Hades34]

At 0:51 you can see the flash from the picture from 1:07 being taken lol

[ImaLooker9]

Pat has really nice handwriting, LOL.

[HumanPenguinBoy]

college humor needs more girls

[vilkas8]

@HumanPenguinBoy yep.

[noggyatthebar]

press 1 for light

[Masterpivot292]

My friend sits in front of me in Law class, and I just randomly tapped her on the shoulder, put on the best face I could and said, "you have an amazing bone structure" ..hahah, oh the look she gave me.

[JamesWrigglesworth]

Even though I saw it coming, the bit where Pat suddenly snuck up on Sarah like that shit me up.

[2311oliver]

Really?!



[TheReddaredevil223]

It's weird seeing Jake being nice

[gmansss97]

Who was waiting for Amir's card?

[AndyMcCy]

@gmansss97 He probably got her a cock future.

[dudeonthestreet1]

Shhhhh.....it, really?

[mistriousfrog]

Don't be like pat cassels.

Now more than ever...

[DaHazmo]

I wanted amir to be the bad guy =(

[whatsupplayer10]

damn. that was scary.

[anotherhappyasianboy]

"thanks jake u gross person"

[johno4me]

i was actually scared by pat, sudden things coming near my face is a weakness

[farahhumaira]

amir's card would've probably been "happy valentine's day bitch! twas a dream"

[Ep1cNinja]

I wanted to see Amir's card!

[emzluvsyaall]

NOOOOOOOO JAKE!

[lmakcmkal]

SHHHH...it really?

[TheAwawrestling]

PATS FACE AT 1:00 I CRIED FROM LAGUHTER

[MyComicStyle]

Press 9 to see death

[Knigh7z]

lol shhhhhhhhhh it really

[salbiglione]

OH THANK GOD

he didnt get Amir ^-^

[Tylergbred]

how come the girls on the american apparel ads are so sexy?

[manlyman608]

@Tylergbred Smart advertising.

[Tylergbred]

@manlyman608

guess so, cought my eye every vid. (=

[Video85Man]

to funny!

[xSobhan]

Sarah is so hot

[orindark]

at 0:54 you see the flash

[mrsoctagoneapus]

I'd ask Jake out :-

[frostysangel]

Pause at 1:38 and your nightmares come to life.

[GreeenGiantt]

i got a fright

[TheBUBBLY102]

this was funny cool and scary!!

[ProductionsPanda]

shhhhhiiiiiiitt...

[SergeantPotatoe]

HOLY FUCK I SHIT MY PANTS!!!!

[chezduck]

I was scared.

[MrRoyboy96]

News report: a bloody massacre occurred in the snl studios earlier today...

[Watrmln]

'Shhhhhhhhhhhit, Really?'

[dinogamingTV]

PAT!!!



[AmayaChosha]

Pat's evil half smile is kinda sexy :3

[SnowSniper98]

Jake got scared when Sarah went hugging him.

[woahhazel]

i find pat desirable now o.o

[RyanPriceish]

At around 0:50 you can see the flash of the camera (and hear a slight beep) that takes the same picture Sarah opens at 1:06.

[MrBobsrevenge]

omg that scared the hell out of me when she turned around lol

[Mugsi]

If this is your first CH video, you'll probably find it very scary.

[CosmicTheHedgehog99]

@Mugsi Whats CH?

[limput2]

@Mugsi this was my first video hahahahahahahhaa it was scary as fuck

[HinakoNamikaze]

@Mugsi this is my 20th CH video and I'm scared

[Zenkenmaster]

Oh Shit... PAT'S GONNA GO AFTER EVERYONE IN SNL!!! WARN THEM!!!

[LegoAnimation2k11]

DONT BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[AhhFreshWeeD]

crepy PAT o_0

[MerryGo528491]

1:48 says Happy Valentines Day but this video was posted in June >.<

[soadjared]

don't be like pat casstles

[Richmister007]

shhssshshhshshh... shit really? ROFL

[PianoPwner21]

DON'T be like Pat Cassels

[PotatoChipp98]

My name is Patrick...

[Chanilau]

This came out in like my freshman year of highschool and I still love it!!!:0:)...i wish that when they had the mtv show that it was more like this!!!

[tinolortish]

did anybody piss themselves when pat was right behind her? fuck i did

[ImaLooker9]

Pat actually has very nice handwriting.

[Arcilios]

LMFAO PAT!

[trevmeister100]

@ 0:43.. pat is so scary

[WGAFproductionz]

omfg my computer is so gay, cant even upload a 1 50 second video. really? WOW