Robert Pattinson As Spunk Ransom (I Touch Myself)

[sallygirl2066]

Hahaha this has got to be the most funniest fan girlish video of rob ever on youtube. I wonder what he would say if he saw this hahaha

[sallygirl2066]

At 0:10 is he getting a handjob? What movie was that from? LOL

[gabriellabellaaa]

oh my God, brilliant!

[blondee0277]

he is sooooooooo gorgeous

[Boycrazy8z]

HAHAHAHA!

[wierdoHIMgirl]

LOL - this video never gets old - I watch it every so often and it always makes me smile!

[merkurana]

Oooh, a masterpiece, really!

I like the way you added your own comments etc. You just said aloud some of the thoughts Robert's fans do have when they watch him and I like your sense of humour ^^

And it was very funny - it's great to enjoy sth more than only Robert's photos. Even if I could do it all the time ;)

And the kissing scene... Argh, I guess I will be dreaming about it tomorrow all day long instead of paying attention to my teachers. Like always.

[taylorlovesyouuu]

oh my, he's mine!!! i've got a life size cut out that watches me sleep(:

just like edward hehe.

great vid!

[fourteenbelow]

ha ha that was HILARIOUS!

and no i dont get why people are team jacob either - i dont understand how you can be a twilight fan and NOT be team edward!

xx

[Peteyhotty123]

i dont get why people are on team jacob(no offense to those on that team)

THIS MAN IS WAY HOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEAM EDWARD!!!

[Glatti05]

love it! hahahahhah

[ennoseneelk]

omg haha ^^

he is so funny and so cute...haha

great vid..

_Team Edward_

[AHappyCatProduction]

made me lolz

[saygoodbyetofate]

hahahaha that was so funny

[sourJane]

love this video! :D

[iRunWithVAMPIRES343]

dude the second clip. (after his new name) i have three words: .... WHAT THE FUCK!

[m4g27]

I know was that .......... nvm I think i am scarred rofl

[bernolflores]

HA HA HA HA funny video thanks for making my day!!!!!

[Onkelstachelbart]

Awesome. Made my night, lol

Was grinning the whole time I was watching it. Great.

Thanks

[njandaa4evr]

lol what movie did that kissing part come from.. i think i know it..

just want to make sure though

[bernolflores]

the kissing part was from The haunted airman...from BBC

[NicoleAndKatie4001]

where did you get the video clips? i would love to have them/ the website you got them from

[yera202]

LOL no way, YOU made this?

HAHAHA holy shit I never knew.

It's fucking brilliant.

[luvcali76]

'Twas me, beyotchhhh! :P

[astropeaz]

I LOVE HIM!

I've met him and I have no idea how I didn't die :')

[luvcali76]

you know I pretty much hate you now, right? *pout*

[astropeaz]

Hahaha I'm sorry

I love your video though :)

I'LL SUBSCRIBE :D

and robert is even hotter in person eeeee

[romanticgirl164]

the name of the song is funny

[L0vingP0p]

HAHAHA SO FUNNY

[simone801]

Hillarious

[livelovelaugh190]

at 0:12 is someone touch his goodys?

[ImAStupidLambb]

Yes its the nurse from "The Haunted Airman"

[LonghornFreaks2012]

hey is he getting a hand job in the bath tub at the beginning?? lol cuz thats freakin halarious if he is

[CupcakeQueen233]

oh!!!!

ily robert!

i asked for him for xmas!, he's not here yet but he will be soon!

[miskinvarun]

u got that right lol

[LonghornFreaks2012]

ome that was sooo funny lol

[ohmygawsh916]

he's mine <3333

[DANKtorrito]

perfect song choice, just for the record.

don't judge. you know you do too...

:]

[RobPattinsonFan1]

I relly want to watch How To Be!!!!!

[miskinvarun]

yeah i cant find it newhere!!! can some 1 plz plz upload it!??

[RobPattinsonFan1]

do u ppl knaw where i can watch how To Be on the computer???

[ebersnew]

ummm..... what was happening in the very beginning when he was in the bathtub???

PLZ REPLY TO ME!

[miskinvarun]

its in the haunted airman, he is paralysed waist down so he has a nurse umm cleaning him up!! lol

[courtney0114]

BAAHA.,

i have no idea.. i wanna know too .

[miskinvarun]

you were right about the severe dazzle alert coming up!!!!

[anas9411]

I LOVEEEEEEEEE HIM

OMG

[xkds626x]

LINDSAY IS A HOT SEXY BITCH

[noideala]

at last...i found the interview bout his spunk ransom nickname...do u guys know where i can find the full one?

[feelxthexmusic]

just type in robert pattinson spunk ransom in the search bar and you'll find a video that starts with the director, but eventually gets to him talking about his nickname, and how he wishes people would call him spunk ransom

[zengardener]

That was really hilarious. I feel stupid sometimes since I'm so old (nearly 30) and still think he's absolutely adorable. //me//blushes at being the world's oldest fangirl.

[piratepug31]

I love him! He is soo FINE!

[IllAlwaysLuvEdward]

hhhhhhhhh....hes so DAZZLING:)

great vid I loved it, sooo funny:)

[marchwithme]

Haha!

I LOVE THIS!

It made me smile!

[marchwithme]

Lol, this is an adorable video.

[nbarron87]

tha vid was great! n yes i totally agree he is the best edward! he is sooo hott! and i dont see how everybody was trippin sayin that those other boys should of played him they could not have pulled off Edward.

Team Pattinson

[musicmaniac95]

omg i watched the fourth harry potter movie because of him!! EEP! lol then when he died, i said no point in watching the rest lol

[Wolfiedude101]

What movie is 0:24 from?

[jdmmbw122]

I think it's from the Bad Mother's Handbook. You can watch it on Youtube

[AXtheUniverse]

you're video is made of win. it was so awesome lol

[bitterrose1025]

Awesome video!!! I love you comments. It had me laughing since I was thinking the same things and they poof they were on the screen. lol

[xkds626x]

Oh my god that was by far the best vid i've seen so far! Your comments were seriously hilarious! This is getting a favorite lol.

"p.s. I know this song if fucked up!" lolol

[rejkisen]

I AM MRS. SPUNK RANSOM!!!

[EmzyLovesRussell]

love this video!

I want to have his babies :P

[JamieJV]

im watchin dis an al i can comprehend is da song..lmfao..

[cutegal242]

him in the bath tub happened cus he sprained hi groin muscle or sumthing and he had to get i massaged

[Gresaaa]

the first bit in the bath looked so wrong XDDD

[Alanuviel]

LOL! Has he seen this? Does anybody on YouTube know him in real life? Cause he needs to see this. For serious. XD SOMEONE SHOW HIM!!!

[musicmaniac95]

lol he would probally get all freaked out lol He doesn't think of himself as like, well gorgeous but oh well. he needs to know he is though... hehehe

[gabrielle112]

hahahaha. "I know this song is f***ed up"! I was just thinking that! funny vid.

[totalamazingness]

this video rocks!!!!!!! haha

but the song is wierd

and HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edwardbigfan]

what is spunk ransom, i dont get it ?

[noisNkz]

he was saying how he doesn't really like the nic-name "r. pattz", so the interviewer asked him what name would he like the fandom to call him, and "spunk ransom" is what rob came up with. =)

[Edwardbigfan]

ok ! lol thanks

[Aliwawaa]

BAHHAHA :18

such an awesome song for spunk

*favouriting...

[coosa1990]

UMM is he getting hand in the hot tub:|

[edward2cullenn]

good god that was funny! i love him and his funnyness! lmfao. Spunk ransom.

[MonkeyLvr96]

LMFAO THE SONGGG!

[edwardisonlymine]

the tub seen make me melt and just drool.

(still drooling)

[JBMania09]

Hahahaha I luves Robert Pattinson he's so SEXY!!! =)

[emja05]

umm.....srry little girl but...hes mine so step off I've stalked him too long to let u have him MINE I DO NOT share...

[xilyrobertpattinsonx]

aha dreamm on?

ive known him too long.

Robert Pattinson is amazing and beautiful and SO talented!

i love him so much its like not even funny.

YA SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO CHEW ON A SOCK CUZ HES MINE :)

ILY ROBERT PATTINSON<33 YOUR DAMN AMAZING<3333

[brusselsprout22]

oh my goodness! i love him. i though he was perfect as edward, but i think he looks better when hes clean shaven.

but regardless, he is so fucking hot!!!

[xBLaKHearTx]

LoL!!!! F*CK! U just made my day! Haha! And I'm sorry but Im a Gaspard obsessed fan. Rob's still sexy though :D

[justfriendskj]

hahahhaha spunk........spuck ransom:]

[fakeasmile93]

what was going on in the clip at 12 seconds..

x\

[olivelovexo]

haha really cute video! nice work :)

[Mandravedere]

That was so funny:)

[musicalmind1319]

LAWL.

That made my day.

xD

[Babygrl410]

lmfao...best video ever...

[xxsimplexxdisasterxx]

Any girl who has ever kissed rob pattinson, i am now jealous of...

btw that song was hilarious xDD

[Listen2UrInnerMusic]

This video is a gorgeous masterpiece, and so is Rob!!! 8D

[bobert0104]

in the beginning where hes in the tub. WHAT IS THAT MOVIE CALLEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO KNOW!!!

PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE!

[wickedsongbird94]

the haunted airman

[14bella14]

Ransom Spunk sounds like an insult or something

[BABZSKI]

wow... rpattzski... rpattzski...

robert thomas pattinson's one of my fave actors too... he's really talented.. he even sings passsionately.. :) i just love that guy... SUPERMASSIVE hotness.. cuteness... gorgeous guy... sexy robert... dazzling thomas... sizzling pattinson!!! :)

[Melanie1502]

It took me like 10 min to get 0:18

Great video by the way.

[supergirly92]

*hyperventilates*

lmaoooo

That video was hilarious! Well done

He even looks utterly hot when he's just drinking juice!!!

[kissrose016]

i so agree. when i saw twilight and he came on screen the whole audience screamed!!!

[supergirly92]

haha ahh your so lucky to have seen it already! It doesn't come out over here for like another few weeks, I need to see his amazing face on the big screen noooow :P

[abcdefgmarsian]

great job.Robert is soooo hot .the kissing scene ,wow,so jealous of that lucky girl

[talrulez]

LOL great vid, woman! I really like it. you get 5 stars and an Edward Pet. Really great work! had me laughing XD lol squee on his hop XDDDDD lol slow-mo dazzle XDDDD you're a killer! and I've been killed watchign this one. great job. you rock. that robert. I don't care.

[talrulez]

***that= take.

sorry:P

[barbrafl]

O_o

[pattinsonsbitch]

bahaha! that made me laugh so much!

...'I would've held that stupid umbrella...when it wasn't even fucking raining!' ...I would too...'cause i'm a huge stalker girl xD

[sydXoXrocks]

GO SPUNK RANSOME!!! and wtf i think that was a sex seen will someone answer everyones question already!? Robert Pattinson ♥ YAY!!! November 21st baby!! :D

~* Sydney-Lin *~

[luvcali76]

Omg. Chill, bbz. Haha. It was the beginnings of a sex scene, but it gets cut short in the movie.

[jessxrevenge]

that sex scene was from "The Haunted Airman" , a film he already did.

[pwaller93]

yes, WAS that a sex scene?

everything is SOOOOOO true.

but he's mine, BIATCH! :P

[StarsCollide61108]

holy crow!

when you said "serious dazzling up ahead"

was that a

SEX SCENE?!

[edwardsGirl110]

TEAM EDWARD!! i toatally agree that JACOB FRIKIN SUCKS!!! =]

[SilverSparkCat]

OMG, I can't tell you how much I LOVE this video!

Best line= "No offense to these other dudes" HaHa! Robert IS Edward.

Oh and Rob has got to quit the Pepsi. That would be a dealbreaker for me...okay probably not!

[jessxrevenge]

this seriously made my day, it was fucking adorable! haha XD omg seriously great job on this video.

[iamcool120]

haha this is hilarious, i love him too! :P

[Brookiebabygurl86]

I love Robert! He is the greatest! =] So sexy & funny He makes me laugh..

[Valena4right]

hey this is exactly what i do....JK JK not really haha but he's HOT!!!

[heyitsalexaraex3]

i lovee himmm...good choice im on team edward (duh i read the books), but even though im on team edward i still like jacob. I just prefer edward! He's hot, hes shmekcy, hes a flippn VAMPIRE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! yes i will be his 2nd wife! wat happened to bella u ask? oh, i took care of her...hehe. So robert p (spunk (: ) is mine. i guesss we can share. Hes a vampire, he'll live long enough.

[iamthewalrus014]

lolz u can HAVE edward

i just want JASPER

[danaMDI]

funny!! it is a very good work =D

[Chipperbeaver11]

i love robert but i think he should keep his hair short like it is now.

[thequietshutterbug]

This is such a beautiful work of art, as is Rob lol.

I can't stop watching this! It's just too damn funny. Fantastic job lol.

[rachelsuze]

one of my favorite videos ever hahaha.

lvoe it so much.

[AliceCullen415]

haha amazing. i saw the pic where it says "for amanda" and it said rob doesnt pop his collar, his shirt gets an erection whenever he touches it! rofl! this is hysterical!!

[ALLAMERICANREJECTLOV]

thank you for that... that was the funniest thing iv'e ever seen. good job. he is amazing...!!! awsome clips. best vid. ever

[CandyCane1121]

Wow! it all of a sudden got real hott! lol This is effin beastly! make another one please!

[druroma]

I lol'd...lots

that was awesome! He should so call you...just because you made that video!

[ByandFar]

*faints*

[mayiyapotter88]

I love you Robert!!!

[xJackieHydeLover]

<3 lovee Robert..

[ScaryREM]

Great vid!

[KelseyMarie333]

I love the part where it says...You know, I would have held that umbrella for...WHEN IT WASN'T EVEN FUCKING RAIN!

[hauntedhogwarts85]

omg! Totally agree! My favorite!

[xSasyx]

haha, that was a great video =)

liked it.

rob <3

[itachixmissme]

1:39 faint

[bored7898]

*emmett

oops. XD

[bored7898]

haha i loved it!! and you can have him, i got emmet. xD

[Moomies911]

omfg the beginning that looks like a guys hand o.O

[missezcullen4]

omg love this video!!!

so funnii!

[keliphoto]

This was awesome! I love when he's getting his makeup done, for some reason he looks so smoldering. Well he always does, but you know what I mean!

[mysuicidalromance1]

Hah hah hah heh heh hahahhaha.

Lmfao!

i cant fucking stop laughing!

this is great!!

[RLMpoo9489]

god, i love him.

[nosuchthings]

this is pretty funny :l

lmao

nice video =]

[hewima]

everything you say in this is so true!

lol

loved it

love him sooo much!!!

TEAM JACOB SUCK!

[TooVamptastic]

lol

i love this song

i was gonna make a video with this song... but then i didnt.

lol

[dorkfolyfe]

LOL i loved it

you spoke our minds at each scene

[CarribbeanLady]

AHHH! He's such a sweet heart. :D

He can call me ANYtime. ;]

[mizzhollister]

this video is awesome!!!

[KelseyILYTRTT]

Awesomeee =]]

I Lovee Robert Pattinsonn<333

Btw I Watch This Likeee 10 Times A Dayy Its Addictinggg lol

[Twilightaholic13]

Holy fucking shit, I'm dieing of laughter here.

The part at 2:16, where you out *squee!* I really, actually starting clapping BEFORE the *clap clap clap* part came...God, I feel so stupid xD

[ZoeMCRfan]

i did too lol, i was clopping so much at that part

[twilightlover20]

OME. what movie was that make out scene from, i literally stoppped breathing.. omg omg omg. i wish that was me. MARRY ME SPUNK!

[xPopPunkPrincess]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IN THE BATHTUB!!?!?

LoL

[snaprebelx]

Thats the Haunted Airman

[ktbugcutler]

ooo...he is so so so HOT!

[angelofscreams96]

LMMFAO

I love this video!!!!!! XDD

<333333

AND SPUNK RANSOM.

[Korydark]

hahahahaha,aaah god!

[mUnChYkiN43]

lmaoo

loved it.

end of story. period. :)

[babygurl12140]

yea what movie is he making out with that chick in??

[snaprebelx]

ThaTS the Haunted Airman (it was a dream)

[ntmax74]

The make-out scene is not from The Haunted Airman. It's from a short film called The Summer House. I think the whole movie is 18 minutes long or something. I think it's supposed to be shown at one of the indie film festivals.

[snaprebelx]

The scene at 1:50 is The Haunted Airman. Its a dream that his character is having.

[ntmax74]

Ya, you're totally right. I couldn't see it very well - computer's getting overloaded. When I went back to watch it, I could see the difference. Have you seen the make-out scene from The Summer House, though? They have very similar close-ups. Whew! Super hot!

[snaprebelx]

I have seen it, wouldnt mind seeing more lol

[ntmax74]

hahaha, ya think? *fanning myself* Is it suddenly getting hot in here?!

[KelseyMarie333]

I think it is. *faints*

[thumbprints08]

if he see's this he's knows it's out of love and fun haha!

[blasi6hasi]

spastaro!!!!!

[apRilL11994]

every time i hear this sing i think of austen powers!

ROB IS SOOO HOTT!

[DoggieDoodleDandie]

Why is someone washing his crotch at the begining?

[treats8171201]

its from one of his movies, "The Haunted Airman", he was paralyzed.

[shallowheart25]

oooo....thats sad....

[kates007]

Best. Video. Ever.

LoL

Seriously, you spoke the minds of millions of fangirls like me. I lub you for it. <333

[jaydeexfan]

Where he's like making out with some chick

and getting naked.

what movie?

o.o

[lavieboheme424]

I say haha because you wanted to be the "Me" considering the situation

[lavieboheme424]

A bit after 2:00 when it was the "You" and "Me" things. The "Me" from the movie that's from just got her throat slit by the "You". haha

[luvcali76]

Yeah, I know. I've seen it. Does not deter me, though. :P

[FlattsGirl1]

cutest video ever

[teamtwilighterbr]

LOL, I LOVEved this vid, congratz... ^^

[Pinkstar1ett84]

haha, That was cute and funny. He's just too damn lovable. It's a problem.... seriously. lol

[OLGA9BX15]

aahhh hes so cute:)

[LuluBelle007]

Phew! if you're ever in London, you get in touch, we look Robert up and explain to him what his destiny is.

[luvcali76]

Alrighty. And if he gives us any trouble, we'll just explain that he has no say in this, pat him on the butt, call him Sugar, and take away his clothes until he's "learned" his lesson. ;)

[LuluBelle007]

Heheee. Anything that leads to his nakedness. Deal.