The Offspring - Me And My Old Lady

[MusicCoversArtist]

'..So what if we're making a scene now, You know she don't give a sh*t! ahahahahhah..' :)

[omgusername111]

If i had time machine i would go back to 90s and stay there until i die.

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

This album came out in 1997.

I was born in 1998.

I'm pretty sure this song is the reason I was born.

Thanks Offpspring!

[PixiePr0ducti0ns]

@Abercrombieand1Bitch hey, im also born in 1998! hell yeah to see some offspring fans who are 13 :)

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

@PixiePr0ducti0ns 13 years old FTW!!

[PixiePr0ducti0ns]

@Abercrombieand1Bitch

13... isnt that what you would be if you were born in 1998?? lol :) and why ftw? (coincidence or something else...) maybe im just being dumb.

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

@PixiePr0ducti0ns Well yeah i'm 13 i was just like 13 year olds for the win!

[PixiePr0ducti0ns]

@Abercrombieand1Bitch good i hope you were :)

you have good taste btw,... guys think im crazy because im a girl who likes rock O.o i find that sad.

[Abercrombieand1Bitch]

@PixiePr0ducti0ns That is sad.. I know plenty of girls who would rather rock out to The Offspring then whatever music people listen to these days...

[eastwayinc]

The Best time of my life !!!

[butterfly69469]

suck each other dry means all they wanna do is FUCK... and she aint no ball in chain cuz he loves her

[Lekokalok]

She ain't no ball and chain!. I remember trying to "decipher" the words when I was 14.. ah the nostalgia:}

[LaZyPS3]

@Lekokalok lol you dont get the lyrics?

[Lekokalok]

@LaZyPS3 English not being my native I could not understand a friggin word back then!

[Buss713]

I love The Offspring but the lyrics for some of thier songs I don't like. This is a perfect example of that.

[killerinstinct555]

@CriminalCypress

How bout this. I gave you a thumbs up on each of your replies to me. xD

[killerinstinct555]

@CriminalCypress

Yeah your right. I admit it. but hey i really do love this band and their music. Sometime i just copy and paste because I like the reactions. I don't really do that kind of thing. Punk rock really is the best music out there. Man I miss living in the 90's.

[killerinstinct555]

@CriminalCypress

Well if I'm a faggot for getting the damn truth out there then so be it but I aint no homosexual perv. At least I have the fuckin guts to post that up.

[killerinstinct555]

yes im listening to the in 2011

no im not going to press any number on my keyboard

no im not going to thumbs up your comment

no i dont care what is wrong with 20 people

no i dont care about you "raping" a button

no i was not brought here by someone else

Music is there to be listened to and appreciated, unfortunately there are people out there who just dont see that. The music industry is becoming more about marketing and less about music quality. I just thought it needed to be said...

[pyee01]

wicked bass!!!!! and vocals and lyrics too! kickass song!!!!

[pyee01]

wicked bass!!!!! and lyrics too!

[tucs1973]

Shit...

The songs we were jammin' with, are a year or two away from being classics.

I guess we're getting old...

[timoteoo1000]

anyone who plays guitar needs to learn this song. most fun shit ever!!!!!!!!

[Rake2204]

Definitely used to think it was, "She ain't no butt itching."

[grrock]

whats he saying in the begginging?

[Jude30]

@grrock "she ain't no ball and chain"

[ButtDoppler]

My favorite Offspring song, and one of their most underrated, in my opinion.

[TinTinDrip]

gin nobbadi gin ahahahaahahahahahahh!!!

italianize every english song is an hard work xD

[nikned84]

@TinTinDrip

UAHAHAH

[borna567]

he screams so good

[animaonathens]

18 dislikes?!?!?!?!!??!?!OMFG!

WTF you listening people?Lady Gaga????!?!

pathetic...

[Kyrzak12]

How can some people limit themselves to pop music and not like '«' THIS MUSIC '»'

???????

[Punkrockfan001]

18 faggets thumbed this down.

highschool nerds probably listen

to that classical SHIT

[musicplayer69]

@Punkrockfan001 I m doing a phd in Physics, and I'm listening to this song. Do you still believe that "highschool nerds" are always listening classical ? You stupid....

[jeleopard]

@Punkrockfan001

You're a dumbass. Classical is amazing. Vivaldi's Four Seasons? Freakin' master piece! And where would music be WITHOUT the classics?

[Punkrockfan001]

BEAST OF A SONG

[coldironhands1]

offspring= janes addiction it can't be unheard

[lungpatrol]

Dat bass riff.

[hasho0o0m94]

EPIC son is EPIC!

[vrilounette7]

the characteristics of rock songs is that they're f******g great butno one understands the lyrics

[Ichigo9913]

this song fucking rocks, i just wish the lyrics were about something epic instead of his imaginary wife, but whatever

[geogenetic]

this whole CD reminds me of being a teenager in the summer and skateboarding all day long

[jambi880]

Greg K is the fucking man!

[Kyrzak12]

Is he telling us he fucks a milf?

[JaviVSloquendos]

@Kyrzak12 cause hes dexter ;)

[JaviVSloquendos]

@Kyrzak12 cause hes dexter ;)

[UlvKriger]

@Kyrzak12 No, me and my old lady means him and his wife x.x lol tis an old expression.

[Kyrzak12]

@UlvKriger Ok lol I did'nt knew cause I speak french so I dont know every english expression lol

[UlvKriger]

@Kyrzak12 Lol

[samsamsam43]

@Kyrzak12 funny misunderstanding!

[NATEDOGG175]

thumbs up if joe zombie brought u here

[offspringfanman96]

17 people hate love

[juaumg3]

this is in my favorite top ten of offspring songs. yah, this is really amazing!

[SailorChibiTitan]

what does it say in the beging?

[Psylonz]

man i used to thrash this song as a little kid. never understood the "suck eachother dry" . pictured them sucking eachothers arms or something and i actually thought old lady as in a grandma. very strange images hahahaaaa

[emoboirocks]

@Psylonz me too XD

[fanboyproductions]

@Psylonz best. comment. ever.

[blueandwhite01]

@Psylonz Lol that was quality.

[jackeizer]

when i first heard this I didn't understood the lyrics at all

suck each other dry?? I thought it was crazy kissin or something!!

[mcdoog7]

it ain't no fun and games

[levinturboburuk]

 damn!!! amazing!!

[claxdool12]

melodic hardcore is great!!!

[Highcrap]

i used to think he said '' she aint no balls and bling ''(dick)

[norpman87]

Offspring has one of the best distortion ive heard specialy in punk

[Arian545]

@norpman87 What do you mean about Offspring is an distortion?

[norpman87]

@Arian545 has a nice distortion..my bad

[iIIegal]

She aint no ball and chain

[RealMattilacPimpin]

I forgot how awesome this album is. Bought this and Smash but nothing after. Not passing judgement on later albums just never struck me to buy them.

[blk7088]

@RealMattilacPimpin man you have to. up to splinter kicked ass. sure they have a lot of radio songs on americana but still that cd has some of the best songs.....have you ever, americana, and some others i cant remember

[dooochbaggg]

im pretty sure he says "aint no ball and chain" but he makes it sounds like "and no bally jane"

[offspringfanman96]

the 16 dislikes are justin bieber fans

[GuysSeriously]

I think nearly every song on this album has maracas makes gives it a nice spicy sound

[69stringibanez]

wow I havent listened to these guys since I was 12....brings back god memories

[invectrum]

@69stringibanez I agree so much, the first time i got high on weed at 12 me and my friend jumped on the trampoline listening to Ixnay on the Hombre. I remember this song specificially.

[ColodeHurlingham]

TEmazooooooo

[EquipeCSMDZ]

it's the must album

[georgenoory]

SHE AIN'T NO BALLIN' TRAIN

[PeterFox1Punkt1]

She ain't no ball and chain

Me and my old lady

Suck each other dry

And when in that position

I'm the luckiest man alive

Quenching our libidos

Passing time away

Now that we believe in love

There's nothing wrong

There's nothing wrong with our head

[AGGQueenApollo3]

my favourite song is all i want

[Elkartos]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh(devil hand sign)!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fingerprint211b]

@Elkartos yeeaaahhhh(penis hand sign)!!!!!!!

[Camaris85]

fuuuuuuuck yeeeeaaaaahh!!!!

OLD SCHOOL!

[Carjriak]

Offspring = Chuck Norris in band form

[supershmap]

@Carjriak well spoken

[matthewsomethingteen]

whats the song about.. some motherfucker? hence me and my old lady

[Schluk45]

Best Song on this IotH release...

[GhostAnimals93]

I used to think he said"She Aint No Billy Jean"

[BrandoCommando805]

@GhostAnimals93 I always thought it was "she ain't no ball & chain"

[GhostAnimals93]

@BrandoCommando805 Lol, it is, but i used to think it was"She aint know billy jean"

[rommellprof]

@GhostAnimals93

She aint no ball and chain

[zookinge]

@GhostAnimals93 xa0x0a0xaax

[GhostAnimals93]

@zookinge ?

[lilcoffeebandit]

@GhostAnimals93 lol yep me too. 

[Punkrockfan001]

@GhostAnimals93

then your an idiot

[thrillwillymammoth]

@GhostAnimals93 were you like 4

[GlaucioRSem]

@GhostAnimals93 lol

[MissRehabBaby]

@GhostAnimals93 I used to think he said she ain't no ball & chain :p

[Duce9757]

@GhostAnimals93 lol that what happens on high quality tape

[ScreamingElderly]

classic

[roughlylive]

fucking good!!!!!!!!

[roughlylive]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThatsRealDrummer]

The Offspring ftw!!

[ecwisgreat]

all offspring is amazing

[moto454]

I used to go in a shop an listen to this all the time

cause I couldn't afford buying the album,was 13 back then

they never kicked me out :P

[nonfagmaster]

well played young man

[krkarimi101]

this song is probably one of the best if not the best offspring song made

[trautman84]

i ve always this bass line in my head now...

[HockeyNut333]

She Ain't no ball and chain!

[lucasguelfi2]

mto mto mto looko

[Shopgirl0978]

Still.. I love the offspring anyway..especially Self Esteem.

[Shopgirl0978]

I read that old lady used to be slang for your mother!! (got a book that lists this as a possible incestuos song lol!)

[quantumOflux]

Me and my old lady, suck each other dry, when in that position, I'm the luckiest man alive....LMAO

[thugjavi]

sooo what if we are making a sceneeeeeeeeee

[theGreenAnarchist]

ahh ahh aaaahhh ahh!

[MariPaDS]

She ain't no ball and chain!

LOL

[pman1018]

I personally think this tune should've been called "She Ain't No Ball & Chain" rather than "Me And My Old Lady". Still, it's one of my FAVs on "Ixnay".

[oatmeal987]

ha this riff would fit well in a metal song, still a great song though

[tsrubio12]

i prefer the cheech and chong version

[ihateall4real6]

I LOVE THE OFFSPRING!

[ducktapemagic]

lol ball and chain

[Forgetmequick]

lol i was 11 when i first hear the offspring on the radio >D

[MetaSolidSnake]

looks like your missing some eyes there. wanna borrow mine? here :

[Brokenmarble]

I likeses d offspringa.

[kasparwow]

offspring is the best

[killachav123]

I remember when I first heard The Offspring when I was a little girl, about 6 lol and ten years on im still listenging to them, they are amazing. Good sense of humor too =]

[megadeth2thenwo]

lol, when I first heard the offsring it was about 1995! damn...

[FrozenLolipop]

God, it took me ages to find this album anywhere. I love you. And this album. Best Offspring album in my opinion.

[ZachIsUnknown]

i cut my self to dirty magic

[PurpleHazeAcidRain]

best song to have sex too.

[hentaimaid]

hell yeah =D

[TheMRmontana]

all offspring shit is the best to listen to wen comin down

[b3ns0ud3r]

yea it is

[tekkenhalo]

Me and my old lady, suck each other dry, and when in that position, I'm the luckiest man alive.

lol

[hentaimaid]

>D!!

LOL

[pseudo1337]

the offsprings goes hard for all teenagers they hear good music =)

i acceped offsprings in my life an i life my own life withe the musc, it`s the best music to come down from an hard day...

offsrings <3

[JaymohrDude]

I have these dudes inked on my skin

love this song!

[TheLegendarySeth]

This Song is awesome^^

Offspring4Ever \m/

[fcnrules]

awesome quality and awesome song

[finalfantasy12vaan]

one of my more faVORITE BANDS AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS ON MY IPOD

[ChildrenOfDisturbed]

Man I remember listening to this album from The Offspring and playing Final Doom good times good times! God bless em!

[LULUUNDFIFI]

love this song!!!

[pbrskater26]

This was before petty fly for a white guy and that song sold them out

[marcv54]

dont all bands want to be really famous?

if i were in one i would.

and that song is about how many white kids in the suburbs listen to rap. thats not selling out man

[zionist123]

exactly and whites kids are becoming a bunch of poser wiggers. lol

[sw3d3nlol]

im 13 and i dont listen to that rap crap lol set a c in front of rap and it gets to crap

exchuse my bad english

[TilderyKoadil]

becoming? they were becoming poser wiggers in the early 90s... the trend just continued and now they morphed into their own breed of white kids who want to be black but only do the "acceptable white kid wanting to be black" things.. like, wearing a hat like ur black is ok, but never a red or blue bandana at the mall.. they know where the line is drawn lol.

[AlexWildhearts]

ofc yes :)

[107687]

Is this the same offspring that sang your gonna go far kid

[Omega91107]

Yes

[sauskeissoooogay]

though this is 10 years ago, listen to all i want , way down the line, or self esstem. those are good songs from this era

of their music

[Gazareth2000]

they are that different that you couldnt hear it was same?

[musicvideoguy1]

there is only ONE offspring

they are fucking legandary

[jaerdalas]

sometimes is hard to believe, but they are

[offspringfanman96]

@107687 yes

[p0rnz]

Nice Sing u KNOW §§§§§§§§§§§§

[ShootFreelyAtCow]

GTFO my jewtube faggot!

[StealMONKEY]

hey, how about stop spreading this bullshit around tube

These people are here to enjoy offspring

go saudemize a goat

[Omega91107]

well put StealMONKEY.

[Optimus5555]

so hold it :)

[mashedup1987]

Fucking amazing song

[107687]

Pwnzistor i agree with you wait i should stay out of this later

[jusastoner]

simply a kick ass song

[jpwatso2]

It means she isnt a burden to him dumbasses

[PartyCamel]

OMG wow, he says my old lady, means his girl/girlfriend and when he says she aint no ball and chain he means that shes not a burden to have around, havent you people ever heard of marriage referred to as the "Old Ball and Chain"??

[rotaryenthusiast]

he aint got his nads in her purse it means

[sbrdal]

4LIFE!

[pipekane]

"She ain't no ball and chain" means the girl has no ball and chain like a prisoner, she's free and stays with him because she wants, she loves him.

[sbrdal]

Yeah! :)

[undeadtill99]

no it means his girl i think

[ArchosAffligo]

Doesn't "old lady" mean his mom?

[drummer34012]

AHHHH you though that one

[tathera81]

shit fucken hot!!!!!!

[CWindelpupser]

He says "She ain't no ball and chain". I dont know what it means xD

[pipekane]

My comment was to answer you...

"She ain't no ball and chain" means the girl is free to leave him, she's with him for love, or whatever :)