Hetalia: Making borsch with Ivan and Raivis!

[lastmelonproductions]

First time I've laughed out loud in two days: "There's a whole fucking beet left!"

XD

Can I please marry Russia from this?

[Sylongra]

That is the angriest Russia I've ever seen. XD

[LairaSxOaRnRaY]

Уважаемые, пишите лучше на своем языке, мы поюзаем гугл и переведем. Я скоро лопну от смеха от гугл перевода >_<

[LairaSxOaRnRaY]

That's how Americans're cooking borsch? 0_0" Em... bon appetit =))))))))

[AnimeDice]

Hahaha damn that's alot of beat

[ixonixas]

- ... We here cooking with Lithuania...

- Latvia...

- Nah, he is not here.

[Lemmeny11]

OMG make more like this ! XD

it`s so great !!!

[OeleonorarosaO]

8:00 LOL

[chibiYUE110]

00:30 Lol, Russia reminds me of Jack Sparrow~ XD

And OMG a male Russia cosplayer?!

[LittleBloodyThing]

7:51 My heart got broken ;_;

Russia is so funny xDD What drug did he do ? xD

[Fynniann]

WHY IS RAIVIS TALKING BACK TO RUSSIA D:

[Fynniann]

.......you lost weight Ivan.

[sosonono]

@Fynniann I beat anorexia!

[Fynniann]

@sosonono Gratz :)

[ixorafy]

In Soviet Russia, Borscht cooks YOU!!

[destinysprouler]

Russia.. with a beard.

[BlinkinFirefly]

"Russia! Borscht is ready - " "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

bahahahaha! XD this vid is retarded. but funny. im scared about the egg in the borscht though. what is the egg for exactly??

[SmoothHoneydew]

I LOVE YOU

[hetalia11181]

This was hilarious! You guys did an awesome job! I loved the Russia :3

[SpidSFURRYSHAZA]

I approve of the phone call.

[hago66]

Fuck no that shit's nasty.

[uhclem]

Вы резиновые спринцовки - резиновые спринцовки! Это дерьмо является на вкус как российский сыр торца.

[orangejuceexplodes]

No Offence but im russian and this is a fucked recipe..... i tried it...... it tasted liek shit..... no offence......

[DorkyPaperclip]

@orangejuceexplodes It's a good thing we weren't trying to create anything edible then, huh?

[sosonono]

@orangejuceexplodes Cry more.

[LUBA201055]

@orangejuceexplodes скажите пожалуйста вы прибывали настоящий борщ или мочу собачью?

[emilyinpeinwithout]

@orangejuceexplodes I know hot to make real and Yummy borsch im gunna cosplay cook that soon

[orangejuceexplodes]

LITHIUANIA SHE CALLED AGAIN!!! T^T

[SALDS4real]

Latvia approves this!

[APHRussia]

i actually used this to make borscht

[SaphiraHorse]

This is fuckin classic! XD

"Russia, the borsch is ready!"

"SHUT THE FUCKUp-!!"

[Blu0Blur0Lover0]

This Russia cosplayer makes me infinite amounts of happy. xD

[Rocky123698745]

Just tossing it out there. If Russia thinks he's cooking with Lithy, why would he call him? Enh, who cares? This was awesome! You guys rock!

[DorkyPaperclip]

@Rocky123698745 Touche, my friend. Tooouche.

[xStrangersLullaby]

best russia ever. XD ur guys are so funny!

[funjojo678]

your russia is adorable augsaergbksrgvstrg.

i am so proud to be a russia roleplayer.

[lemonadegirl777]

I wanna marry your Russia. He's so fucking funny! By the way who the hell is that kid running around. You have him Sealand that would be awesome.

[mewmew5234]

borsch is don-SHUT THE FUCK UP! ROFLMAO

[lokichan2004]

I laugh every single time Russia tells Latvia to "shhh!" Every single time. XD

[DarthYara]

Latvia is awesome =D

[cattilou]

Skin a beat haha

[xXFlippyXx100]

OMG A guy being a guy! Thats rare. XD

[ichigopeach]

Latvia: Aren't you gonna eat the Borcst? Russia: Fuck no, that shit's nasty. Lol.

[Downsight]

I OWN YOU, PUT THE WATER IN! /Bitchsmack

[Downsight]

HOLY SHIT, it's a male Hetalia cosplayer. And he's playing the mother fuckin' Russia! :D /fansqueels

[sosonono]

@Downsight

Glad you approve of me xD

[iijennylicious]

...

borsch?

e_O

it isnt a romanian dish?

OTL;;

and omg male russia -faves it- <3

[sosonono]

@iijennylicious

I'm loved! 

[TheHETALIAABRIDGED]

This man..looks like Ian from Smosh

[Rocky123698745]

This was hysterical. Please make more of this kind of thing. It was absolutely perfect. Thank you.

[shannabanana11]

BAHAHAHAHA!!! Funniest APH parody ever! Has anyone ever told you that you sound exactly like Ashton Kutcher?

"Russia, borsche is done-"

"SHUT THE FUCKKKK UP!"

"you boil this shit and it's goin' to hell!!!"

"IMMA WRECK WITHOUT YOU!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT POLAND SAYS! LEAVE HIM!"

jeez, i wanna just quote this whole video....

[sosonono]

@shannabanana11

First time I've heard that, but thanks!

[emilyinpeinwithout]

this mad my day!!!! Russia was hilarious and is it strange that I found him attractive??

[sosonono]

@emilyinpeinwithout

Eh, there are stranger things to think xDD

[KittySakura]

I have to say, it doesn't matter how many times I watch these, it gets better every time. <3

[KatsumiDark]

Boys are fine fellows, I laughed well:)))) But will memorize borsch is the Ukrainian dish!!! you need a girl yet, with "BIG EYES" :))) did you understand? :))) Fine fellows!!! P.s. It is heavy to prepare borsch, it can do only Ukrainian girl.

[TaxitotheRainforest]

не надо так сердиться России комментарии, это делает вас, кажется глупо просто пойти с ним

RUSSIA IS AMAZING

+100 INTERNETS FOR YOU

[GaiaGirll7979]

"THAT'S A SHIT LOAD OF BEET."

Favourite. Line. Ever.

[KikumaruEijiRockz]

"I own you, put the water in" That just made my day your cosplay is just epic loved it ^^ 

[DialgaGiratinaPalkia]

Russia. You are win.

Latvia. You are adorable ;u;

[Palsrcool]

Omg...You guys are so not right! xD But I love you none-the-less! <3

[StaraLaura]

Latvia: The Eastern Europe Canada

[DorkyPaperclip]

Who's who? xD

[256NatLiz]

@StaraLaura That makes Russia the Eastern Europe America.

[ArlovskayaNatalia]

Big brother... Marry me....

[Shadowlover4life]

who? latvia! who? LATVIA! He's not here right now!

XD

[BUGGIEIS10]

omg it 's going to helll oh nooo!

lol that was funny i hope u guys make more stuff with Russia and Latvia~

[DorkyPaperclip]

Haha I love your icon!

Hear this, Russia? He wants more of us.

[0Diesel1]

Best russia i seen XD

lmao awesome video

[LuckyNote64]

lol @ Russia! Borsch is done- SHUT THE FUCK UP that made me laugh good jo this was funny

[animeisawsomeXD]

Couldn't have Russia used the SLAP CHOP on the beets :D

[inukagfan99]

XD i watch this everyday. It makes me laugh~

[ChioDevil]

Ahahah.)) I liked it so much.))) And it was very funny for me cuz I know how REALLY people cook borch.xD I live in Ukrain but I'm Azerbaijanian.xD

[KenzieKaddl]

4:12 Russia is so cool he can take a nap on a scolding hot metal pan... -________- for serious

[sosonono]

@KenzieKaddl

It wasn't that bad at all! *still has scars* >.>

[THEORYofMEtari8kitti]

That's a SHITLOAD of BEET!

[orochiluvr]

can i speak germn then LOL

Das Ist Wunderbar LOL

I died ALOT during this it's hilarous

[DorkyPaperclip]

@orochiluvr I speak German and he speaks Japanese so yes- Those are fine too. xD

Thank you!

[cutedogface7585]

OMG russia made me laugh through the whole show. lol

[Ishidalover]

you're best russia EVUR ( besides avatarkayla of course <3)

[angelrocker28]

haha no much swearing haha it is super funny

[TheAkaTenshi]

Microwaves are banned in Russia...o.o

[lemonkeygirlreturns]

Not speaking Russian is a lame excuse. I'm hardcore American and not Russian in the slightest but I know Russian! XDD I'm just weird. I own you! Jeez.. This is my crack now!

[DorkyPaperclip]

I speak German, thank you very much~

[lemonkeygirlreturns]

@DorkyPaperclip I'm learning German at the moment. XDD I'm not very good at it. D: It's easier than Russian!

[BeckyDR]

@lemonkeygirlreturns ya tozhe :-D (hardcore American and not Russian but know Russian...and consider myself one with Russia because of this kolkolkolkolkol)

[lemonkeygirlreturns]

@BeckyDR Well.... I like languages. I'm going to be taking High School French, I'll be in the right grade to take Latin next summer at the program I do, and I just really like languages. D: Even before Hetalia! (It scares me how much Hetalia has changed my life.)

[BeckyDR]

@lemonkeygirlreturns that's cool :) I graduated from college in 2002 with a BA in linguistics (speciality in Spanish) and love learning other languages as well.

[GothicPrincess21212]

Please I beg of you do more Russia cooking shows with insane latvia

[DorkyPaperclip]

Haha we just need more ideas first. ;3

[GothicPrincess21212]

My friend is going to learn how to make this so we can bring it to a convention

[gothnarutofan911]

@GothicPrincess21212 Omg and give it to a Russia!

[FreyaInverse]

Жесть XDD Истинно русский мужыг =3 А борщик.. ээ... мягко говоря, странный О_о

[luna0091]

@FreyaInverse Это действительно смешно смотреть на него пытаются нет?

[gothnarutofan911]

lol i like this video but russia doesnt curse, does he? also the ending with him throwing away the food and putting ceral in it instead was funny :>

[DorkyPaperclip]

No, Russia doesn't swear. He was incredibly out of character here! xD

[narutossweetheart]

Oh MY FUCKING GOD~~~~ YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING RUSSIA I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! FUCK!!!!!! GOD!!!!...fuck.... xD *sub*

[sosonono]

@narutossweetheart

Love you too. :D

[Saodie]

i love russia

[AnimazementStar]

"you boil this shit and it's going to hell!"

xD Nice! i love this vid! this is the first male russia cosplary i've ever seen!

[sailoruchiha101]

That was hilarious! XD I love you guys~ IT'S OVER 9,000!!

[sikieikiyama]

Thats a shit loud of beats

[dreamersveil800]

Lmao I love you guys... especially for finding the manliest Russia ever!(I love how he pretends to be drunk...) I usually cosplay as Liet and I don't even know how I found this but I love the internet forever now.

[dreamersveil800]

Lmao I love you guys... especially for finding the manliest Russia ever!(I love how he pretends to be drunk...) I usually cosplay as Liet and I don't even know how I found this but I love the internet forever now.

[IvanRussiaBraginski]

i think that everyone should quit bitching about the borsch recipe. you're lucky Russia and Latvia even cooked for you xDD. it was an amazing video. i watch it all the time. people need to get over themselves.. and their borsch recipes.

[DorkyPaperclip]

@IvanRussiaBraginski I think that I need to give you a major thanks for this, because people are really getting annoying. xD Does it look like we're Russian? Even a little? No. xD

[sosonono]

@IvanRussiaBraginski

Totes, I'm glad there are people out there that have our backs. Spasiba.

[vicecityfreak]

im russian and i eat it hot

[SugoiSeshira761]

borscht is ukie soup, too ' ^ '

[FireSath]

It was my first cosplay I see wehre Ivan got a male actor :'D

[BuonoBuonoTomato]

xDD *ROFL*

borsch... where did you take that recipe?! that's not borsch, that's...something weird 0.0

ow, and I noticed, you guys say 'borsch' so funnily)) with such an accent on 'bORsch'~ For me (I'm Russian) that sounds quite funny :)

[DorkyPaperclip]

Yea- We probably do say it wrong. We're from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania- So we say alot of things funny- And we're not even semi-close to Russia. ;D

We just pulled the recipe offline- We had no idea what we were making- We just called it borsch and went with it because it was funny. ^__^;;

[IWuzBored19]

LOL!

[JRKio]

This was absolutely hilarious! You make an awesome Russia :)

[PeachFuzzPop]

This was really funny, I loved it! Thumbs up!

[mcr9793]

OMFG! 3 minutes and I was crying because of laughing so hard at RUSSIA! xD the best RUSSIA I've seen :) LATVIA! you make such a good latvia! :D

[WookumCake]

Latvia is so cute and Russia makes rofl so hard XDD and the little child was cute too xDD

[LightRaven13]

haha XD you guys are hilarious! i love Russia!! XDD

[animefreakness]

teehaha you guys are so awesome, thats about all I can say XD

[mgf4ever]

XD Still love this video! I just had to watch it again because I kept thinking of Russia and beets. <3

[DeathNotecosplayKids]

HAH i love you guys so so so so much :]

[lublutebya777]

not borsch at all!

[sosonono]

Umm... Okaaaaay?

[sheilkuroi]

lol that was so funny. Latvia's so adorable <3 and Russia omg great XD

[LiXluvsXu]

Last step: throw it away and replace it with delicious cereal ;D LOL I've never had Borsch, and... Russia's never going to get me back lol (Coming from a Lithuania Cosplayer)

[kurox67]

your fukin funny man

[NekoGurl14]

LMFAO!

You as Russia is so fucking hilarious, I love the constant swearing

[calypso1001]

lithuuuaaaaniaaaa cooommeee baaaack tooo meeee!!!!111oneone XDDD

[hanseki2]

it is the first time i'm seeing this kind of recipe for borsch... and i'm surprised that you have to serve it cold... you see, i'm lithuanian and in lithuania there are twu a bit similar dishes: bortsch/beetroot soup which is served hot, and so-called cold-bortsch for which the recipe is Totaly different...

but anyways, a totaly awesome video! laughed so hard at so many parts *giggle*

[DorkyPaperclip]

Yea, lots of people are saying our recipe was weird! I dunno, we just searched it and picked the easiest one we could find- Because neither of us are really chefs (Russia's better than me tho! xD)

Thank you tho!

[Olliefoshollie]

ohman. this is the best. thing. ever. U:

[BaccioDiMaschera]

"That's a lotta beet shit!" XD Makes my day every time. XD

[sosonono]

Latvia, this guy wants to tell us how to make borsch...

[DorkyPaperclip]

All I got from the translator is "bkdshjaljhlash"

Ah well, there are tons of recipes and this vid was just for fun so pfft. ;D

[300mirov]

фу, блин, что за рецепт какой-то смеси? О_о

борщ не так варят, это какой-то винегрет получился ._.

гадость, в общем...яйца?? откуда в борще яйца??? я валяюсь с этого рецепта)))

[sosonono]

Yea... Eggs...

[300mirov]

@sosonono ххх))) смешно? у меня все знакомые в легкой прострации от вашего рецепта) ххх))

если хотите, то расскажу как готовят настоящий борщ)

сам суп готовится за час, не считая варки мяса) так что, пишите, расскажу подробнее)

и уберите яйца подальше!!!)))

[sleepyschezo]

this was....interesting to say the least

OOC!Russia and Latvia...would have been funnier if he was cursing in russian and had a pipe too

the ending made me lol the most

[DorkyPaperclip]

He actually has a really awesome pipe we made- I think we just couldn't find a use for it in the video, sadly. ;3

[LeOverture]

6,666 views xDDD

[DorkyPaperclip]

Creepy. xD

[LeOverture]

@DorkyPaperclip

Very xDDDD;

[PiggySpatula]

oh god every time i watch this i end up crying with laughter....and fear

[AiNoShunkan]

Personally, I like my borsch warm. :3

[chikuela]

cute latvia!

[LovintheAnime]

xD

OH MAI GARSH!! You guys are completely amazing!!

[C0XAE]

.... and then add the....sugar shits.

[Koratah]

I love this out of character Russia xD Latvia was great too, but next time, cry more. >:D joking

thismademyday now to show everyone I know who watches Hetalia :D

[SonataLatente]

XD Lithuania~

And yes, Roshia-san is love when he's drunk on vodka. :3

Latvia is perfect in this. c:

Good job!

[DrewLandcaster]

Russia's adorable... in an abusive kind of way. x3

[AnimeGreenTea]

OOOHHH~ me likey russia! prr~

[sosonono]

Meow xD

-Russia

[GalinTheSunshineStat]

I think I might have fallen in love with Russia all over again

and I know it might be a little weird, but can I make a response video? >3 I have an idea...

[sosonono]

Go right ahead, you're not the first to ask ^.^

-Russia

[klakkid]

omigosh.... whoever's playing Ivan here sounds like my Theatrics teacher 00

[sosonono]

People tell me I sound like a lot of people.

[DorkyPaperclip]

I think you just sound like a douche bag. ;P

[XxLadyxShiraxX]

Oh god I love you guys!!

[shadow2Kurby]

Hahh hah! How long did it take you guys to do this eh? It was funny ^^

[DorkyPaperclip]

Like 4 hours. x'D

[shadow2Kurby]

Great starclan! Well it looks like you guys had fun though~

[DorkyPaperclip]

It really was! Most of the time came from the fact that we were actually making it, so we had to boil it and slice the beets and all that boring stuff we tried to film minimally. xD

[shadow2Kurby]

hah hah! XD Well it's an awesome cosplay skit! Genius!

[psychofangirl13]

did the newspaper with the headline "The New Face of Health Care" have a picture of Prussia on it, or am I seeing things? XD

[DorkyPaperclip]

That was like a fashion article or something, but OMG.

I never noticed that before. That could be Prussia!! xD Excuse me while I freak out now!

[AllyKat13]

Omg my god it DOES! XD *cackles*

[klakkid]

omigosh!! XDD

[YumexxxChan]

So this is what Russia's like when he's DEAD drunk.

Good job you gaiz!

[BandeleroCasanova]

"Stupid Lithuania!" -- "I'm Latvia"

Oh gawd, everytime I hear that I laugh.

Very much gold guys, you're Win. XD

OMG!! Russia.. how the mighty have fallen, yea? Tough times Russia? Sorry I'm being so