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  • This movie isn't just awful but it clearly states evolution is REAL some could be offended (not me). Why are the nuns involved anyway? If the movie is about evolution then why does it start catholic

  • I'm Catholic, but I would've said, "SATAN!!!" and probably throw the baby.

  • Also... Jesus! They should have just had some random pipes and... BREU BREU BREU!

    Gametime.

  • Hold up... What level is being played at the beginning? I don't remember that level!

  • Somehow the present in that movie still looks like it was 20 years ago, wonder why?

  • wait, your irish and yet your not catholic??

  • this movie sucked i admit, But i think that Zelda actually has a chance to have a good movie because they have a decent story.

  • I actualy like this movie

    

  • @danielabare86 Look, not gonna lie, there were some questionable stuff in it, but Im with you, I like the movie too.

  • I thought resident evil was pretty damn good. But that may be because I'm only ten and haven't played any of the games.

  • is that brutal mario at 0:58

  • wow, im so glad that i didnt watch the real movie.

  • this is a guilty pleasure of mine. i love the hell out of this movie and this is coming from a huge mario fan like me. im aware its bad and barely resembles the games but its a fun movie and i enjoy it for what it is. all opinions respected though

  • All of the people in the city aren't Koopas. They're humans that evolved from reptiles.

  • If you ask me, this takes place before the game.

  • it would have been good if it hadnt been a mario movie i mean i just pretended that it wasnt a mario movie but if the costume and names were changed man this would be good

  • Actually the cops that are arresting Toad are supposed to be Hammer Brothers. Does not change the fact they look nothing like their game counterparts. They do not even use hammers.

  • This movie is awesome. It's more like the original mario game that came out after donkey kong.

  • well she is ginger... (in the games at least)

  • OMG, its a parady of the twilight zone!

  • oh god i bought this movie thinking it would be ......good...... TEN DOLLARS I EVER SPENT!!! I keep it only so i can use it to kill burgalars just by them watching it........And it is truly the WORST MOVIE EVER AMDE AND EVER WILL BE

  • @Narutofreak996 why did you just say... ten dollars i ever spent.... instead of ....... BEST TEN DOLLARS I EVER SPENT......

  • They even mixed up the princesses. Peach is the rules the Mushroom Kingdom.

  • Worst movie of all time really? What a load of crap. I hate reviewers that exaggerate stuff just to stir up controversy and get more attention. 

  • This movie isn't that bad... for me... :)

  • the guitar guy is toad

  • 4:28 You go Luigi!

  • Worst movie of all time? Come on, now. It's silly, at times boring, and barely resembles any of the games, but it's not even close to being the worst ever.

    As for video games, I'd say Alone In The Dark, House Of The Dead, and any Uwe Boll movie are much worse.

  • Everyone knows fat Italians hatch from slimy green eggs

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  • I hav'nt seen a movie worse than this

  • the singing guy is sposse to be toad

  • great reviw !!!

  • LOL making the humans play koopas?! Its like watching paranormal activity but they put a hamster in the movie and just say its a demon!

  • i bet if they madeit now with todays technology and after how bad this one wasvtheywould make it a lot better

  • I have to admit this was one of the 3 worst movies i ever watched. The Other beeing the Recent Zelda OOT Movie, and the other one was a "Noah's Ark Movie" with the teacher lady from the 3rd Back to The Future Movie.

  • The biggest question that poped into my mind by watching this was "how can a human baby 'hatch' from a egg that was in some sort of spaceship"

  • That's maybe what the mushroom kingdom looks like if you don't eat any mushrooms ;D

  • @marco12377

    but you see that's the point, if they felt they had little to no source material to make a movie based on the Mario games why did they make it in the first place?

    They didn't have to make it, they could have spent the 48 million dollar budget making a better movie...or even the same movie under a different title (chances are no-one would ever notice it was originally meant to be a Mario movie)

  • @adamwestslapdog by the way, in super mario bros. it does kinda give you a reason no one else can rescue her. bowser turned everyone else to stone. still, funny review.

  • @adamwestslapdog its because they knew that the movie would get some great box office ranking if they marketted it as something else

  • @adamwestslapdog they didnt have little to no source material, they played the game thats enough source material to me

  • @marco12377

    But if you must know if I had to make a movie based on the Mario franchise prior to 1993, I would have made a movie about a Plumber and his brother falling through a big green pipe and landing in a magical world filled with mushrooms and flying turtles, he'd fall in love with a princess, but she would then be kidnapped by a giant turtle dragon thing and Mario and Luigi would then set out to rescue her.

    would it be a great movie? Probably not but at least it would be a Mario movie

  • @adamwestslapdog well. does it have to be a movie based on the real game. you could do a parody of the game (like you userly do). and this movie actualy looks like a parody.

  • @adamwestslapdog i just discovered that bowser is a demon turtle. never thought he looked that demonic.

  • @adamwestslapdog EXACTLY wat the hell is this dam crapy movie i mean could they at least have somthing that Looks like a goomba

  • @adamwestslapdog I'm so sick of angsty Mario fans getting pissy because they didn't get their color coated version of Mario in movie format. This was 1993, the movie was amusing, and interesting. I don't know what you would expect for a live action Mario movie, but if they tried to pull it off the same way the games are made, they might as well just make it a Disney animated film, because thats not happening. I watched this movie recently with my 80's movie mindset, it it was awesome.

  • @marco12377

    Tell me this, do you have anything better to do than demoralize somebody from making commedy?

  • @marco12377 It would've been better if they just didn't make the movie in the first place. Cause like adamwestslapdog said, the plot to the mario games make no sense. So It probably would've been awful wether it was similar to the game or not.

  • @marco12377

    Your a cunt.

  • @marco12377 a fun popcorn ride of a movie? my god are u an idiot? grow a brain and this movie doesnt even make sense or come even close to the games! HE IS SUPPORTED BY EVERY PERSON WHO LOVES THE MARIO GAMES!

  • @marco12377 a fun ride???? i was 10 and fell asleep during the movie... it was aimed for people like us and it was a failure. How could u classify that spawn of evil as a fun popcorn ride of a movie.... I suppose you liked mario CDI or Zelda Wand of Gamalon...

  • the game whas made during the time of the hippies, so it makes more sence than you think. a girl who looks after mushrooms, sounds like a hippie high on mushrooms to me. travling through pipes, the term"'pipe dream" when someone halusinates from smoking a pipe. and the idea of having the royal plumber save her caus there whasn't enough time to find a knight is actualy a good idea. and makes travlin through pipes make even more sence. i would know these things becaus i come from a hippie family.

  • dude you should do more movie review's

  • Dude, this is one of the greatest reviews of something I've ever seen on Youtube. Great job, man! You rock!

  • Dude, this is one of the greatest reviews of something I've ever seen on Youtube. Great job, man! You rock!

  • the 2 guy were soupose to be the hammer bros

  • and come on it dasy and luigi and mario get peach so it a mix bettween mario land and mario bros and mario wold ( due to yoshi) so it a good fim

  • i thought it was good

  • its kinda hard hearing adam talk when he is not doing abridged

  • magic wall= super mario 64

  • The sad thing is that I enjoyed watching the Mario movie because it was so bad I was laughing my ass off.

  • The movie isnt evan about the fucking game! and wtf happend to peach, Luigi doesnt evan have a fucking mustach and shit. Plus theres not evan a real Bowser, this movie is a fat peice of shit, when i saw this i was like what, the fuck

  • @themexicanguy228 Your a fat piece of mexican shit :D Get da fuck off the internet please :3 This review is fucking retarded too :3 ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A REVIEW, NOT A COMMENTARY YOU FUCKING MORON :D

  • The movie isnt evan about the fucking game! and wtf happend to peach, Luigi doesnt evan have a fucking mustach and shit. Plus theres not evan a real Bowser, this movie is a fat peice of shit

  • The movie isnt evan about the fucking game!

  • I LOVED this movie as a child, I don't understand all of the negative comments. This was one of those movies that an entire generation watched. If you were born in the 80s you've seen the ninja turtle movie and if you were born in the 90s you've seen this one.

  • @tarasredbox ninja turtle movie was a 90's movie

  • LMAO SATIAN!,its not muschroom kingdom is PAPER MARIO

  • that 'nice singing man' at 8:06 is toad. what were they thinking when they made this?  they basically made all the nonhuman characters, and made them human, except yoshi, they kinda got him right.

  • So in the movie: mushroom kingdom=Brooklyn inside a cave. Yeah.

  • which super mario game was that? someone repond plz

  • im serious, this is my favorite movie 

  • at the bottom of thepipes in the game is a magic wall

  • toad the gutar guy

  • bowser is a fire breathing turtle and turtles hatch out of an egg so in this movie bowser looks like a human so the baby that was in the egg is bowser or king cuppah

  • i liked resident eveil

  • I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought this but did anyone else think it was a yoshi egg at first?

  • this movie was a fail

  • actually the magic wall thing was in super mario 64, and i think the sewer system is supposed to symbolize the warp pipes

  • @igetboredproductions well this movie was before super mario 64. Maybe they got that idea from this movie

  • @igetboredproductions oh right mario 64 was released in 96, i was thinking 90 but that was super mario world lol

  • What kind of human lays an egg?

  • what kind of human being gets hatched from an egg

  • adamwestslapdog is sooooo funny.

  • 7:52

    My GOd! Its New Jersey

  • adamwestslapdog? you should be reviewing zeldas the movie xD

  • they say daisy why not peach

  • @Zeldafan3654 its kind of a good thing anyways because by doing so hollywood gave nintendo a new character idea

  • is this a real mario movie or just som random movie from 80's? Reply please

  • @iAxEzIz

    its the mario movie.

  • @iAxEzIz it was real, it was released in 1993. i don't get why people hate it so much, its one of my favorites

  • Back in the 80's and even today in the super mario bros. games the plot is "The princess was captured by bowser (koopa) and the mario bros. need to save her." So the main plot is there in the movie. I don't think this is such a bad movie.

    And if the movie had been accurate with the game.. I think it had been weird to see bob hoshkins jumping over a turtle.

  • yes i dones happin evey day a chruch

  • the stupid bitch in that movie stabbed yoshi and they turned bowser into a human decendent of a t-rex and toad is a crocadile and no peach but i liked it a tiny bit

  • They just made some random plot and threw in mario characters.. AND WHEN THE SHIT ARE KOOPA'S HUMAN?!

  • NO MOUSTACHE!1111

  • Dude, why wouldn't they arrest them for being lumbers? Everyone knows plumbers be dealing the crack.

  • I swear to god when i saw that egg i thought yoshi was going to be inside. FKING YOSHI FTW

  • 4:45 wtf is that soposed to be luigi

  • they fell through a magic wall? damn son. thats so realistic.

  • Movies based on video games usually bomb. Visa-versa, Video games based on movies usually are no fun.

    It seems some ideas work only in a perticular format of media. Movies are a passive form of media compared to the interactive form of video games.

  • Notice how luigi says daisy? They must have mixed up the two princesses or something :/

  • Video game movies are so hard to make that they're always wrong

  • I remember this film from my childhood. Always thought it was brilliant. "shit" films can be so bad there good :)

  • this is probably the only movie where the game would be better (oh wait we already have th egames, and they are better lol)

  • his name is kupa

  • I saw this when I was much younger and thought it was awesome.

    Apperently I must have slept through most of it.

  • wheres theire hats

  • ITS NOT SOME OTHER GUY ITS RANDEL from clerks

  • hey its pretty hard to find to find a "working" pay phone! :P

  • to bad its not the mushrom kingdom

  • it's not exactly shawshank redemption movie stuff, lol

  • not all video game movies are bad... what about resident evil apocalypse?

  • @trandomphatguy All the RE movies except Degeneration sucks, the only right thing about the movie is Nemesis.

  • mario gets peach and luigi gets daisy. its common knowledge

  • @hhheeeccckkk526 This movie was before then and the Luigi/Daisy relationship is mostly fan speculation.

  • The reviewer reminds me of Rich Hall.

  • Oh. ..my. .. god. . .best movie evar! No I'm kidding, lol your review made me laugh! Like all your videos

  • this is so fuckin funny!

  • when i first watched this movie, i thought yoshi was going to be in that egg. I was dissapointed when he wasn't.

  • That lugie guy is my mother's bestfriend's brother=P

  • it deos if ur parish priest is crazy

  • quite interesting point of view a...dog

  • ALO THE SINGING GUY IS A TOAD

  • I missed this vid when you posted it, it's the funniest review ive ever seen, but their are a great many things to rip the piss of here.

  • i was hopeing that the movie went like this..mario & luigi get a call of someones toilot clogged up so they run there & the person who called was some voodoo lady.Mario puts his hand inside & tells his bro to put his pants up(lol plumber joke) ok so luigi does then they both get sucked in & there they are in MushroomKingdom.....anyone wants to add anything?

  • This was on Disney channel once!

  • Now I understand clearly

    I've actually watched this only once on TV and I was very disappointed of the characters

  • SATAN!!

  • magic wall... bulshit, even i can mace somethink more loyal to the game, here i'll probe it, insted of that shit wall, i i'll show like a big pipe on the ground and daisy screm from the botton and then luigi jumps inside and mario follow it,there that's make more sence right? and the singing guy supose to be toad... that's just stupid

  • Worst.Movie.Ever

  • lillylivers is cheating on randomDCE with TigerDragon27 spred the word!

  • My favorite part of this whole movie is when Mario falls through the "magic wall" and is flying through that weird place to get to the "Mushroom Kingdom". It's so badly done, it's hilarious!

  • John Leguizamo has this AND The Happening on his resume? Does the man ever read any scripts he's given?

  • Oh yea, cause we all remember secret walls and those twin bad guys from the games.....

  • Look at 2:37. AWKWARD! Just when I though Yoshi was going to hatch from it.

  • "That means that SHE is the Satan baby. Just like in the games!" Classic.

  • the guy who played luigi also played the black ranger in the power rangers movie

  • @fudgehogmovies SERIOUSLY!?!? 0.o

  • i not sure but it looks like him

  • I thought the black ranger was always a nigger?

  • first of all, thats racist. second, there are different actors for the movie

  • apparently the guy with the guitar is toad

  • this was probably an indie movie, and also i bet their cinema company was like how could you put this piece of sh*t on the big screen, i mean seriously

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  • well, at least you're not a luigi hater. just joking the reviews okay i guess. i'm one of the few who loved the movie but hey you're honest about it. anyway good work.

  • what planet are you from?

  • the liking the movie part right? in my defense it was one of the first movies i saw. and posibly saturn. the movie to me is good. so, we agree to disagree yes?

  • Harrasin ford FTW!

  • I know why Luigi gets the girl.

    SO THEY KILL WEEGEE

  • OK ENOUGH with the bad comments on this movie ok it was the 90's they made a completely diferent story so it was more interesting for amovie insted like you said a fat bastard collecting coins and killing turtles with his own weight .

    2. the effects were cool at the time i grew up watching this movie and i loved it i didnt asked for much luigi actor im pretty sure i saw him in several other shows so he aint no random so show him a lil bit respect.

  • 3. Luigi is with princess DAISY its like the counterpart of PEACH wich dates MARIO now you get it??? so aint nothing wrong in the movie talking who is daiting who ok the movie was childish no sense and stuff ... so if you dont like it was because you where mature enough to watch other stuff adult stuff why where you even watching mario bros then??? if you belive that stuff on the movie was boring?? FUCK OFF !!!!

  • it would make sense for them to fall through a giant pipe, as they are in a sewer after all

  • Luigi... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

    LOL, that was actually pretty funny, and I think that it is a pretty good commentary on THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE! Keep on reviewing!

  • 4:43 is that my aunt?!?!?!!??!?

    i swear to god that looks like her in my opinion

  • I cannot believe I am saying this. I like this film. It does not have anything to do with the games though which I think was what turned people off from not watching it. If viewed as something different though it could be enjoyable to an extent.

  • i half agree, if it wasent a mario movie, had a better storyline, and better charecter develpment, i'd love it

  • ok i belive you could do a better plot line for mario videogame wich makes no sesnse at all! but like youre a genious you could make a better movie wich everyone would like fuck you

  • i leked it sorta :l

  • THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY lol SATAN!! you know what the mushroom kingdom in the movie looked like grandtheft auto 4 LOL

  • um, are you SURE that all your info is correct? there is a few things wrong with the info. i'll just say only 1. they teleported through the wall accidentally, ok? not fell through.

  • Are the shots of the Super Mario Bros. game a re-release?

  • Nothing better than a fat man spinning in a colorful background... Isn't it?

  • LOL i kinda liked it

  • If you want to see the worst video game movie adaption ever, rent Alone in the Dark.

  • lol this is great i started laughing my ass off when mario fell through that wall

  • i like this movie:)

  • wat has this got to do with mario

  • this movie always made me hungry for grilled cheese

  • I would argue that this is actually one of the better video game movies. Consider its peers: Street Fighter, Double Dragon, and the mystical priest king of all bad video game movies, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

  • zomg they ruined mario

  • the game movie i seen was sonic the hedghog and it was a good film

  • Worst Video Game Movie Ever!!! They need to make a real life Super Mario Bros to make up for that let down. I think the cast of the Stupid Mario Bros is perfect in making a movie that would be great and finally do the video game justice.