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  • CANNABIS SHOULD BE MANDATORY!

    Less fights, less crime, less stress, less illness, less cancers, less wars....

    Need I go on?

    END.... ...of fucking story!

  • I just used telekinesis, my joint moved on the table :D

    great clip!

  • haha, EPIC punchline! that was great!

  • i wanted to, but every time i drove by i didnt see yur car so i thought you wernt home

  • 3 people don't smoke enough weed!

  • Whats The Name of His Video

  • he looks like and sounds like joey from friends thumbs up if ya agree

  • LMFAOOO That is so my 'ol man! lol

  • Happy international weed smoking day. :)

  • theres only like 5 people laughing. everyone else must smoke weed.

  • lmao I love that "I wanted to right, but every time I drive by your house your car wasn't there so I thought you weren't home" haha

  • This guys comedy routine seems really fucking familiar. Like i've seen it before but i don't remember the comic. Was this on a comedy special or dvd or anything like that

    ?

  • @dudelvup You must be high. Every third standup comedian does a bit like this.

  • i smoked bongs for 10 yrs, i quit 2 months ago i swear never again man, ive been drinking beer everyday now im fucked

  • ruke

  • legalize marujuana...... srry forgot what to say...

  • It's legal in Colorado. You just get a license for it which is really easy..

  • @MiissMaryy nope

  • legalize marijuana and heal the mada fucking world....

  • @santamafia27 amen brotha

  • @ThinkingHippy You know how a pack of cigs used to be like $2 before? Now with tax its $7 to stop people from smoking. Imagine an even higher tax on weed. Also you know how cigarettes have an incredibly high amount of chemicals and additives, imagine what they'll put in weed. The government doest like how weed can easily be grown in the comfort of your own home. That's another reason why the government can destroy weed. It should be what Shcwarzenegar is doing. DECRIMINALIZATION., not legalize

  • I"M SOOOOOTTEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD__DSIF­_SDFIS. yea

  • lol Live Stoned

  • finally some fresh jokes about weed.

  • legalize it

  • hahahhahahdjhahhahahhahahahahH­AHHAHAHADHSHhsahhahahhahahhaha­hahjrhahahahhahahahhahahahha!!­!!

  • i really enjoy listening to this while smoking a nice shiva joint :)

  • funny and true

  • right onnnn!!!!!!!!

  • Californians register to vote yes on prop 19 this November 2nd 2010 to legalize cannabis for us over 21. we can save billions. cut out the cartels,stop incarcerations, close prisons, and collect tax.if the youth turns out we will win we are the ones who count go vote November 2nd 2010.

  • @nonphixional1 Yes Positive Step To world Peace

  • @nonphixional1 I would. But I think Prop 19 might be a poorly written prop. If I was sure it wasnt, I would be at the voting booth in a heartbeat

  • @POTATER1228 yes on 19

  • @nonphixional1 It'll give the government the power to tax marijuana. The power to tax is the power to destroy. And its regulation of taxation sux

  • @nonphixional1 man i wissh they did legalize weed we need people like you in congress if only some potheads had voted but too bad they were throwing a post prop 19 party some people thought that this would attract junkies but if it does just get them to go to arizona or somewhere by filling it with all the munchies

  • @nonphixional1 did it legalise ? and please say its not just medical

  • @ryanmighty117 unfortunately it did not. medical is still legal. some other laws passed that helped though. it did not get fully legalized. it was close and it got a lot of attention so next time who knows.

  • @nonphixional1 We lost the battle, but the war aint over.

  • @nonphixional1 U.S Citizens, Vote Ron Paul, he end the drug war all together!

  • Smoke de urb!

  • hahahahahahahahah. i didnt see ur car i didnt think u were home lmaooo

  • this is funny, and if you dont think its funny, you're over analysing it.

  • anyone who believes weed is worst than alcohol or addictive is an idiot. sorry to be rude but the truth is the truth. show me one person that has died or overdosed from weed! hell if u take 20 asprin u will die! anyone who says they are addicted to weed is just a very very week minded individual.

  • I love how the stoners always think telling others to do drugs is a good way of resolving a problem.

  • @HazerWITHTHElazeR I don't think any stoners are telling people to do drugs. We're telling them to smoke a plant. Weed isn't a drug. Pills and chemically derived stubstances are drugs. Weed is just a plant.

  • I never touched weed *bad joke* nah but seriously legalize it worldwide and let's change this world for the better.

  • @ChainsmokingPothead make it better....are you kidding.....legalize it and everyone will be eating captain crunch and palying video games all day....the Jihadist will come and kick our lazy silly stoned asses and take your weed away...LOL....then what u gonna do being a slave to abunch of muslim nazis that won't let u smoke ur precious pot...LOL

  • @osocali777 no I'm not kidding, facts are facts. what yr told and facts are different. but maybe u havn't learned that yet. and sure smoker like good flavors and maybe from time to time alittle more of it than usual. but that's it. we have our jobs, we do what we gotta do, and smoke when we can.never killed or harmed anyone, not even the weedsmoker themselfs

  • @osocali777 Is it 1927 when you live? Legalising weed would just allow the government to regulate and tax it...that's all. I've smoked weed for over 20 years and have been a Soldier, Government Officer and business entrepeneur in that time. I like to eat cereal and play video games, but I'm not 12...I do have responsibilities. I'll smoke 6 joints, you drink 6 beers and we'll see who can fight those mythical axis of evil spectres.

  • @DexterFishbourne probably me cuz I don't drink...LOL...

  • @osocali777

    You are the living proof that you dont need the weed to get retarded.

    Som of the likes of you are naturally talented for that.

    Moron...

  • @FrayedSanity1981 AHHH so your agreeing that pot makes you retarded...LOL.....take a couple of more bong hits and think about your reply and get back to me son.......

  • @osocali777

    I dont smoke, so no thanks.

    As I said, the retarded answer you gave about terrorists and weed,makes me wanna cry and laugh at the same time.

    Cry because you pops didnt wear any rubber the night you were made, and laugh because yourejust...well..retarded.

  • @FrayedSanity1981 you almost had it, but you lost it with Som. legalize!

  • bullshit weed is dangerously addicting evade that shit

  • @bonds911 everything is addictive if u like it.

  • @bonds911 No sir, you are wrong.

  • PrimusRaven, you just gave the philosophy of life!! lmaoo, I think everyone should just hit the bong at least once.....a day. haha, naw, but everyone does need to mellow the fuck out.

  • funniest shit

  • @brushinmateef08 wtf didn't i spell right? suboxone? fuck you i have a masters in psych faggot. so why dont you talk more shit. talkin about suckin dick n shit. whats wrong wit you? you should get a life. i smoke more weed than you can imagine. i've got 2 indo grow tents. n 6 outdo plots nigga. fuck you. even wit yer logic poppy n coca plants should still be legal. so fuck off n peace.

  • @brushinmateef08 im not a "knowitall" i just kno more than you do. street smart. have you ever even seen a crack rock? i used to smoke rock. done shit tons of opium. herione coke suboxine all sorts a shit. im just sick a ppl fuckin up the marijuana reformation movement wit dumb shit like" its only a plant" "every one does it." no they dont. n all sorts a drugs come from plants.

  • @brushinmateef08 actually i do kno wut im talking about. n the only difference between crack n coke is baking soda dumbass. coke is just a addictive. "Cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine) is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is extracted from the leaves of the coca plant." hash isnt always compressed trichomes. only keif hash and bubble hash are compressed trichomes. most commercial hash is made with butane ethyl alcohol methyl alcohol ether and other chemical extracting agents. .

  • @brushinmateef08 hash is extracting thc from cannibis. same concept with coke. same concept with opium.

  • so i can do heroine n coke then right? cause that shit comes from plants. p.s. i smoke weed erry day. im just sick of this its only a plant bullshit.

  • lolz

  • dats to f*cking funny

  • bump up

  • Lmfaooo

  • Bill hicks, George carlin, Joe rogan are the best

  • well i've had short term memory lost since i was a little kid, but weed actually makes me remember a lot off stuff, so its funny when people tell me i'm messing up my mind lol

  • watch bill hicks

  • This guys lame lame lame LAME

  • LOL

  • Watch TVShows like Willie Barcena - Smokin Weed - LEAKED # 3 Stand-up clip at W W W . TV-Vide . NET

  • If you knew anything about the history of prohibition, and what fueled the drug war in the beginnings, you would realize how ignorant your comment is.

    When marijuana starts to be legalize across the board, you will see less law enforcement, and the few that are left behind will be able to concentrate on things that are actually crimes, like rape and murder, not driving around looking for people who enjoy using drugs. Leave those people alone thats a health issue not a law enforcemet issue

  • @spandy1212 And your going to tell me that the people who do drugs are reputable people? The people that want it legalized are probably smoking it already, or as I like to say.. breaking the law... and its normally theses same people acting like complete fools out in society..

  • @ChristX1337

    If you base your morality on laws written by man, then you are a sick twisted person. Need I remind you that we used to keep blacks and slaves, and women couldn't even vote in this "free" country not that long ago.

    Stop making assumptions on something you obviously know nothing about.

    There are just as many people who don't smoke pot that want it legal as there are smokers because they've done the research and they see that prohibition is tearing this country apart.

  • So, I should disregard laws based on the fact "man" made them? and I'm the sick twisted person. Man as it would be, wrote the laws that tell me I cant have slaves, and that women can vote.. didn't they.. I have done my research and don't like it. And as for a stereotype... I live in a location where I'm sure 80% of people smoke pot, from all walks of life but that doesn't mean they are not breaking the law. Just because you don't believe in a law doesn't mean you break it...

  • @ChristX1337

    I'll break EVERY law that is unlawful, and tell people like you who support arresting plant smokers to go stiff legged to hell.

  • No you see, that's one of the biggest problems here, you don't just break laws that you don't like, you get them changed and I'm sorry to tell you that you don't get to solely chose what laws are unlawful, you get to think they are and then bring them to people who are educated and have experience and they change them allowing you to do whatever it was that you couldn't before.

  • @ChristX1337

    What country do you live in, because that shit wouldn't fly in America.

    We have scientific proof of marijuana being medically helpful, proof NO ONE has ever died from over dose, PROOF that it was made illegal for political and racial reasons. And yet over 70 years later it's still illegal.

    No, the time for being nice has passed.

    Do you think blacks would have come this far in equal rights if they hadn't stood up and told the racists to fuck off and ignored their laws?

  • @ChristX1337

    Thats what pot smokers are doing, they are giving the piece of garbage prohibitionists with either political or religious agendas, or the flat out ignorant and blind, a big "FUCK YOU" because we are sick of being locked in cages designed for dangerous criminals just because we consume a fucking plant.

    Fuck you CHRISTX1337 for thinking that you can put plant smokers in prison. It's people like YOU and your mindset that have kept this bullshit drug war alive. Your time is over

  • fail troll is fail

  • @ChristX1337

    that's your problem..u think a law should be respected just because it's a law..well, the fact that marijuana is a criminal offense is ridiculous, and it should be treated as a joke. sure, it's illegal, and people know if they do it they will go to jail, but that doesn't mean they aren't victims of an unjust law.

  • @itzahazylife

    im just board and looking up random shit but are you serious! rly just because you dont respect a law dose not mean you should not follow it! i think its stupid that murder is illeagal but that dose not mean its right for me to go around killing every human i see. i know i spelled shit wrong in that i dont care because im to "baked" to put in the effort of useing spell ch3k.

  • @UnergroundHome

    u think it's stupid that murder is illegal?..u think harming someone against their will should be legal?..hmm..anyway, i think murder being illegal is a great law..it protects the innocent..so, i support and respect it..the possession and use of marijuana being a criminal offense on the otherhand, is a ridiculous law..why should i be labeled a criminal for smoking weed?..it's a ridiculous law, so i don't respect it.

  • @UnergroundHome

    and i don't follow it...i know i'm a good guy. i know i'm not a criminal. a written law doesn't make someone a criminal..harming someone else in any way, shape, or form, against their will, makes someone a criminal..which i don't do. i just smoke weed. so why should i follow a law stating that i am a criminal for smoking weed?

  • @itzahazylife

    I may not agree with all laws..but i follow them mostly because i have to. and rly is it worth it risking being caught with it and sent to jail. I'm a hacker i live my life on the digit-grade. So I'm no angle and i don't care if you some weed. but i hate when people do it and say that they don't agree with the law so they don't follow it. I find my self asking what makes their cause so good and just that they can just disregard it. you are saying agree with me or fuck you.

  • @UnergroundHome

    i'm not gonna openly smoke weed in front of a cop..i enjoy not being in jail more than i enjoy smoking weed..but, will i smoke it in a safe place?..of course..am i still breaking the law by smoking it in a safe place?..of course. but i still do it because i don't respect that particular law..i don't think a law stating that i'm a criminal for smoking a plant should be respected..so, i don't respect it or follow it.."agree with me or fuck u"..EXACTLY lol.

  • @UnergroundHome

    if someone agree with a law that makes people criminals for smoking weed in their own home, then yeah, i say fuck them..anyone who disagrees with personal liberty SHOULD fuck off, and they should get the hell out of america too..there's no place for that oppressive mentality in a country which is the beacon for freedom.

  • The rate of deaths caused by prescription drugs was found to be three times the rate of deaths caused by all illicit drugs combined.

    So yeah, you damn right I'm going to break the law. You go ahead with your legal drugs and I'll see you at your funeral.

  • @ChristX1337

    People like you always tend to lump pot smokers in with the crowd that doesn't give a shit about life, can't hold down a stable job, and does drugs all the time. I am an A student at college, yet I smoke almost every day. Case in point. I know many people who know what they're doing with their lives and do various drugs. It really shouldn't be up to the government to tell us whether or not we can use a fucking harmless plant

  • For some reason that reply came back into my inbox and not the ChristX1337 asshole.

    CIVIL DISOBEDIANCE!!!!!!

    LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!

  • @ChristX1337

    Normally, you wouldn't know a pot smoker if you saw one. Sure, pot smokers have a stereotype surrounding them, but so does every other walk of life in this world.

    If you are going to cast stones, throw them against a rubber wall first to make sure they hit the jack ass that is most deserving.

  • well played. A lot of people believe me to smoke, even my parents, but I've never touched a drug in my life (illegal that is). Even with that i have a lot of friends who partake in such, and i can say that they are the least of the fucking problem this world has. A sober person is just as likely to get into a wreck as a high person. Plus the money to be maid on these drugs alone could help with so many financial problems, and then as you said cops could focus on real crimes

  • shut up im trying to watch this shit.

  • i'm high right now..

  • YEH peace

  • hey i prefer to get high then to get drunk man, long live mariguana man

  • @chatoboy64 yeah i only drink cause its LEGAL and my whole family does it but i know i can die in the long run if i still keep drinking i can feel my insides hurting the next day after drinking alot, now with NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS

  • @chatoboy64 It's Marijuana Man to the rescue (idk I'm sober=fail...>_>).

  • @chatoboy64 Yeaaaa XD :)

  • That's a pretty broad generalization.

  • well then half the people you know probably have bad socialization skills bro, the shit's everywhere

  • @Xetumen What's cool about the people who smoke?

    They'd be okay and even agree with your opinion. I don't even do weed and I love those kind of people, they're so carefree.

  • hahaha "i dont even DO weed" haha well thats pretty obvious !!!!

    hahaha

  • @Xetumen

    Fuck you, marijuana WILL BE LEGAL in many state in a short amount of years.

    And when those states control the market and become tourist spots, you are going to have to choke on your own bullshit.

    LEGALIZE MARIJUANA.

  • @ spandy1212

    you're dumb as shit. it won't be legal, it will be decriminalized. there IS a difference.

    secondly, if they did legalize it, there would be an assload more drug related deaths, mostly whilst driving, which will call for a lot more police officers and doctors, but hey, they'd all be high.

    governments and presidents aren't stupid, you know.

  • @oldtoothlessjoe

    Then why are half a dozen states already preparing for a vote for legalization this fall, and in the western states, polls idicated that a near 60% approval rating has been achieved.

    Decrim doesn't solve the problem of organzied gangs and cartel selling the stuff, it only lessesn punishments for the users.

    No, there wouldn't be more deaths because people wouldn't out of no where just start driving around high. Those who want to do drugs, already are.

  • why pray tell are they not stupid? most people in the government got there by working through some part of the legal system. therefore most presidents know how laws work. but knowing how laws work in no way entails that you are smart in any other subject.

    but there are some presidents that were intelligent. but intelligence is irrelevant to a persons actions. you can be the smartest serial killer ever and it doesn't make a difference because murder is a crime.

  • the government follows the majority, or what they believe the majority of people want. thats how people get elected, they speak about issues that they know people will be concerned about. and to an extent the american government is pretty stupid. hemp and marijuana products are so incredibly useful, the amount of paper, food, textiles... and the government knows Marijuana is virtually harmless. but no one will step up to tell the truth because its easier to tell an old lie than an older truth

  • Weed doesn't affect my memory. I'm very grateful for that,

  • chances are you forgot abt those times you forgot

  • give'r time

  • I only smoke a couple times a week.

  • thats strange, but awesome.

  • everyone is a downer here....shut up and smoke some weed

  • Yeah, seriously. People should just hit the bong and mellow the fuck out.

  • agreed!

  • "drove by your house and didn't see your car..." LMAO

  • While weed may negativally effect your memory, caffeine boosts it.

    Smoke a joint and drink coffee and you wont forget shit

  • omg what the fuck are you all complaining about ? It's a COMEDY show, it doesn't necessarily mean something. I smoke too and I don't mind him saying that stuff. Grow a sense of humor.

  • Weed does affect short term memory so do not use it when your studying or have to learn anything, but this affects stops as soon as u stop smoking weed, traces can be found in your body for 30 days give or take a few, and won't have a single long term affect.

    I drink alcohol and smoke weed, and i know for sure alcohol is the dangerous drug, almost killing myself and getting myself in trouble all due alcohol never because of weed.

    Eat or vaporize weed is the best and safest method.

  • yea he is a comedian..not an authority..he aint saying keep it illegal...i love the dude who spit the hard facts for the cause below haha

  • smoking weed does affect you brain i smoked weed for 12 years now i remmeber everything it just lazy

  • The memory loss lasts only while you're stoned, and you're liable to forget things that you found out or that happened while stoned. It has no effect on memory once you're sober.

  • This comedian is a loser. Hating on weed, read the facts, it does not make you stupid in fact it promotes the growth of new brain cells. It helps fight/treat/prevent cancer, huntingtons, MS, and over 200 other deceases/virus's. Also hemp which comes from weed can be made into over 5,000 textiles products and over 25,000 different fibre like products and be cheaper and stronger than all the other stuff we use now like cotton, silk, wool, etc, etc. Learn the facts before you go hating.

  • chill, hes just clownin, its just a show, breath fucker

  • dude

    i smoke weed and i know he was jokinh..he obviously is speaking from experience...lighten up lol

  • Its a fucking JOKE its not like hes saying TO KEEP IT ILLEGL AND WEED DOES AFFECT THE MEMORY ITS A PROVEN FACT I SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY AND I CAN RELATE TO EXACTLY WHAT HES TALKIN BOUT

  • lol over 200 other deceases

  • deceases?

  • i would do that shit, i didnt see a car so i didnt think you were home, sorry bro

  • i wanted to do right.. but every time i drived @ youre house i didnt see ur car so i thought you were'nt home.XD

    LMAO !!!

  • i want to c that movie look good

  • Willie is funny!

  • yee smoke weed alldai

  • it doesnt make you stupid..try it sometime and ull know

  • Well depends on what you mean by "stupid". You get very bad short-term memory, aka short-term memory loss, which can be precieved as "being retarded".

  • hahahaha 'AraMyth0728'

  • this is funny n all but I hate how comedians speak about weed tht way it doesnt make u do shit like tht :L

  • its dose maaan im all retarded lol

  • yo this nigga is funny as hell i tell u funny as hell lol !!!!!!!

  • THE GREAT NUG, web short (comedy), 5min., rated TV14, on YouTube

  • i wanted to but i didnt see ur car lmfao

  • I didn't see your car....

  • **types quote from the video**

  • so true about weed...he is so funny!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    lmfaorofl

  • Well said baron14.

  • lmao. the ending was halariuos

  • ahahahaa this is fucking hilarious

  • This shit craaazy

  • when i smoke with ma nigga he be sayn sum funny shit like this

  • haha this guy was jokes lmfaoooo

  • HAHAHA but smokers arn't stupid tho

  • Why is it that many people think that most, if not all, pot smokers are stupid, lazy, irresponsible, and for all intents and purposes, menaces to society? I smoke weed on a regular basis, I'm a full time student in college and I have a part time job. Most people who smoke weed are able to do so reponsibly. The people who are stupid, lazy and irresponsible when they're high ARE stupid, lazy and irresponsible when they're sober. Blame the user, not the substance.

  • i completely agree.. you can function exactly the same.

  • its a fucking joke...dont take it so personally

  • Thank you. Some good shit, true shit. Ppl need to realize weed is safer than any other substance including alcohol

  • True, but still it's just stereotypes that makes a success on this job. It's easier, especially to white people to understand a stereotype smoker pothead hippie douchebag which they see on tv or a black person. Tryna make a joke from weed smoking and at the same time lighten people, that is hard. And thats why Willie didnt have the balls to do it.

  • so true!!!!!!..thumbs up!!!

  • lol booze "hey man can i borrow your car ?!?!"

    "i never seen the guy again for 100+ years ..... he passed out at the wheel and got taken out by a transport "

    i know i know it comedy but still........ fuck

  • lame

  • DAMN, that one had literally LOL!!! Most of the stuff these days just has me grinning, or else chuckling at most. This had me laughing out loud!!

  • your gonna fuck up your life bro

  • shut up you know shit

  • FK U

  • LOVE THIS MAN!

  • lmao; I loved the "I wanted to but everytime I drove by your house I didn't see your car so I didn't think you were there." lmao ingenius...I know a few people like that.