Oh look, a blatant case of victim blaming. PAY NO ATTENTION TO POLICE BRUTALITY. EVERYTHING IS FINE. GO BACK TO SLEEP. OBEY THE LAW. OBEY THE GOVERNMENT.
And remember that Chris Rock is a rich black man, and not subject to the same discrimination..
Just had lunch with a white lawyer friend, who's a bit racist and homophobic. He watched this video, and had a good laugh.
And yes, he admitted that it's funny because it's true. He also admitted that he, on several occasions, almost broke the shut the fuck up rule. He likes to drive fast fast you see, and has libertarian tendencies.
He is of the opinion that this is good advice for all guys, especially young ones, regardless of race.
@RandallFlaggNY Racist, homophobic, and libertarian? Now I don't know about you, but where I come from, racists and homophobes aren't what we call liberal. Sure, they may disagree with the police when they get called up for being racist and homophobic, but I bet they wouldn't be complaining if blacks and gays were being hanged.
He shoulda just said to wear white face paint as part of your daily beauty routine - you wouldn't even show up on the radar then....
'Car 123 to base: I'm in pursuit of a stolen vehicle, heading south along Main Road, registration number ABC4..... Oh wait, it's just a white dude on crack - cancel that...'
If the police have to come and get you
There bringing an Ass kicking with them
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falcnpunch99 21 hours ago
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32altasyocum3546 1 day ago
Hahahah the best one was chat the Fuck u hahahah he got weed!!! Or just get a white friend hahahah....
73oldsWith455 2 days ago
Hahahaha funny shit
geyortiz 2 days ago
whahahahahh funny shit
TheAfg47 4 days ago
HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!
MaxiMaxiMva 4 days ago
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MaxiMaxiMva 4 days ago
he go weed he go weed
tomyo669 4 days ago
Mess With The Cops, And They Will Bring A Ass Kicking With Them..Lol
rubbahboy 4 days ago
@maiky87 his name is CHRIS ROCK. CHRIS Brown is a singer
0utuube0 5 days ago
Its so nice how youtubers quote lines from videos so the deaf will understand. Thank you guys
Thatpersonnamedalex 5 days ago 9
i'm white from east europe but this shit is tue not only for black people..its for all of us!!!! criss brown you are damn right!
Maiku87 5 days ago
"HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!"
bps3013 5 days ago
So funny
Sybernerd101 5 days ago
@captainshitto you sir are a dumb fuck, this is chris ROCK, the person that beat her was Chris BROWN. same person? I think not.
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MBROJS 1 week ago
lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao !
TheCurlysue21 1 week ago
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HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL AFTER WHAT HE DID TO RHIANNA
captainshitto 1 week ago
I love how at 2:13 one of the cops chucks his baton away and is like "Man I gotta punch this fucker".
sampicko 1 week ago
epic !
TheMartinmarine80 1 week ago
Oh look, a blatant case of victim blaming. PAY NO ATTENTION TO POLICE BRUTALITY. EVERYTHING IS FINE. GO BACK TO SLEEP. OBEY THE LAW. OBEY THE GOVERNMENT.
And remember that Chris Rock is a rich black man, and not subject to the same discrimination..
spilledinsanity 1 week ago
@spilledinsanity calm the fuck down man its all for comedy
BPR998 1 week ago
WHAT THE F YOU WANT MOTHER FER!!!!!!!!!!!!
PaulosTheGamer 1 week ago
Is that Crabman?
maasterofdx 1 week ago 4
@maasterofdx i think it is dude haahhaha
blusuck 1 week ago
Like
QJONES3000 1 week ago
Word
MP3gateway 1 week ago
Lol he a mess
bmillerexplorer 1 week ago
hahahahaha
MuffstacheMarty 1 week ago
"SHUT FUCK UP!" HAHHA
Stormeyespeed 1 week ago
problem, officer?
veskel 1 week ago
Haha :) xD Sweet!
SheruSabri 1 week ago
Words of wisdom lol
darthporkius 1 week ago
"WHAT DA FUCK U WANT MOTHA FUCKA" XD THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY
themariogamer123 1 week ago
This never gets old :)
SEDomination 1 week ago
Like if your watching in 2012 ;)
TheBoyAmir 1 week ago
2:03
best part
dannypelonedi 1 week ago
Hahaha get a white friend too funny!!!
mslistennow 1 week ago
De pinga..
3llerTUBE 1 week ago
crabman was going ham at 2:04 !!!!!!
thewatcher13 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
mad women can say anything !
mhertanto 2 weeks ago
is there a problem officer..
man i love that shit!!
1020dilan 2 weeks ago
630 cops disliked this XD
13clint1 2 weeks ago
HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!
XD
SpiritedMokona 2 weeks ago 2
lol
lightning3802 2 weeks ago
630 people ride with a mad woman
snomimons 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER...I LOVE THAT PART, IT'S TOO FUNNY!:)
GothicDivaAngel 2 weeks ago
yep a women will do anything if their pissed
SuperPolishRedneck 2 weeks ago
hilarious thumbs up
MegaGamoo 2 weeks ago
He got weed he got weed! lol
juandiego66 2 weeks ago
3:05 ROFL
HomeSkillet489 2 weeks ago
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get yo ass back to the beginning, and watch it again, cuz that shit is funny!
click: 0:00
and click the like button on my comment!
skaterboyof2009 2 weeks ago
Obey the law lol too bad some people really do need to hear this
shane8109 2 weeks ago
Just had lunch with a white lawyer friend, who's a bit racist and homophobic. He watched this video, and had a good laugh.
And yes, he admitted that it's funny because it's true. He also admitted that he, on several occasions, almost broke the shut the fuck up rule. He likes to drive fast fast you see, and has libertarian tendencies.
He is of the opinion that this is good advice for all guys, especially young ones, regardless of race.
RandallFlaggNY 2 weeks ago
@RandallFlaggNY Racist, homophobic, and libertarian? Now I don't know about you, but where I come from, racists and homophobes aren't what we call liberal. Sure, they may disagree with the police when they get called up for being racist and homophobic, but I bet they wouldn't be complaining if blacks and gays were being hanged.
SnakeOnAPlane 2 weeks ago
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER" looooool
ABO511ATB 2 weeks ago 69
@ABO511ATB oh lawd you beat me to it
MrNapoleonicTv 2 weeks ago
Ain't no give him shit,what the fuck you want?
MioMioX 2 weeks ago
Hilarious
ghbutler 2 weeks ago
YO WHAT DA FUCK YOU WANT MUTHA-FUCKA?!!!
haha it never get old ^.^
YaYa5783 2 weeks ago
HE GOT WEED!!!!! HE GOT WEED!!!!!
wickoner96 2 weeks ago
Too funny
hifi710 2 weeks ago
this is EPIC!! lol
hexgirl85 2 weeks ago
i get home from a hard day of work, and watch this, and laugh my ass off. thanks for the cheerin up.
stinkbugist 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
lol
HondaSuperSport1100 3 weeks ago
629 asses got kicked XD
ragglefraggle24 3 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!! 1 second later..... EPIC ASS BEAT, EPIC ASS BEAT
BPR998 3 weeks ago
i love it when someone says "like this if you agree!" and nobody likes it so they look like an idiot
laxaddict4tify 3 weeks ago 85
@laxaddict4tify I usually thumb down those comments :)
Hoohihaa 1 week ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR. I am a so big fan from Gemany. Maybe you like my Lady Bieber Bíi with her first English Parody. Bi for President. maybe you watch :-)
DerKomtur11 3 weeks ago
IN SOVIET RUSSIA , they really don't care about your ass being kicked .
andix3x 3 weeks ago
@andix3x In Soviet Russia the ass kicks you?
RandallFlaggNY 2 weeks ago
@RandallFlaggNY maybe, BUt in SOviet Russia, Chris Rock is still a funny man
Superdeath25 2 weeks ago
That's funny.
KevlarNinja 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you're gonna click on Eva Longoria flashes David letterman next!
joegun525 3 weeks ago
@joegun525 nope, I'm about to watch Jack likes Janet ass
BeatHijacker 3 weeks ago
Look at the video quality. Now look at the upload date. Yes that was high def then.
chroniicman 3 weeks ago
hey it's Darnell :D
OnePieceLover1175 3 weeks ago
2:02
ZWKA1 3 weeks ago
pull lease :P
ElitENMEnginE 3 weeks ago
Lol
myryan662 3 weeks ago
1:37, describes my friend perfectly.
theirlivesagain 3 weeks ago
"what da fuck you want, mothafucka!!" LMAO!
vulcan2475 4 weeks ago 2
"get a white friend" lol that's hilarious!
gwjohns82 4 weeks ago
oooh the snowflake is AWESOME!!
bridgeylove 4 weeks ago
HE GOT WEED! HEGOT WEED!
That's Right! Kick His MUTHAFUCKIN-ASS! He Got weed too! He got Weed! HE GOT WEED.
ShadyWillKilBieberXD 4 weeks ago
Looks Like Jaden Smith when he gets older, lol
"what the FUCK u want mothafucka!!" LMAO!!
Jakaune 4 weeks ago
Rofl all day lolol
OneRevenant 1 month ago
I love the black dude that says wtf twice
OneRevenant 1 month ago
#dead#
Regiboythereal 1 month ago
HE GOT WEED !!!
crispyballz 1 month ago
"Don't ride with a mad woman." hahaha!
jdgmommy31103 1 month ago
Dave chapelle Is Still a King!!!
thaemir187 1 month ago
LOL
TotalyRandom123456 1 month ago
1:54...rofling all night
lolmonkeyz01 1 month ago
Kevin sent me
theroxasparadox 1 month ago
Lol HE GOT WEED
krazykangaroos 1 month ago
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YoSport1 1 month ago
LOOL what a great comedian!
Anbrad43 1 month ago
627 ignant niggas is commenting the same fucking thing
machetero1 1 month ago
So FUNNY LOL
birdylover100 1 month ago
627 people cant get a white friend...
ProfessorCbear 1 month ago
2:03 AHAHAHAHAH
hbk01fans 1 month ago
Lol
blipoo98 1 month ago
626 people disliked the video
RespectManutd 1 month ago
625 people got a crazy friend
habitboy789 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
sgt. butters.
TheZoelzer2 1 month ago
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faressoccer4ever 1 month ago
625 people needs to get their ass kicked by the police
Jevonjt180 1 month ago
625 people are mad women
dima0114 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
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dima0114 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
This would have been funnier if Dave Chapelle did it...
imasonfree 1 month ago
Comic genius.
fidomusic 1 month ago
Gee! Well its a DAMN good thing that there can be only 2 top comments!! *gets ass kicked*
undeny 1 month ago
Hey Crabman!
OmarIsReallyKool 1 month ago 58
@OmarIsReallyKool Hey Earl! XD
PowerHungryLizardman 1 month ago
Turn that shit off
kay67mit 1 month ago
Don't give him SHIT! *Looks at the cop* What the Fuck you want?
Voss2120 1 month ago
If you do give your friend a ride tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP lol
dkhill27 1 month ago
what the fuck you want motherfucker - kinda looks like me hahaha
respetami 1 month ago
The Angry Woman...it's the best !
Herbuliss 1 month ago
Too Funny!
plate671 1 month ago
My god, so that is what I was doing wrong! And here I was thinking that they were beating my ass for nothing!
636roadrunner 1 month ago
Or just be chinese and pretend to not speak english
misdekpkac 1 month ago
Please be polite...lmao
TheWolf2099 1 month ago
HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!
bulldogs883 1 month ago
You can't forget Number 1 : DON'T BE BLACK
tmpsk8r 1 month ago
and the most important keep ur skin and the skin of the people around u white hahaha
equap 1 month ago
LMFAO Be Polite
markofthebeast555 1 month ago
LMAO
Bugbunny321 1 month ago
Lol
Vapor230 1 month ago
621 ASSES got kicked
matthew983able 1 month ago 58
@matthew983able 627
rubedu86 1 month ago
@matthew983able And the other eight guys were the cops, ba-ZING!
KevlarNinja 3 weeks ago
So fake and gay trololooloololl
sawyerdietz 1 month ago
HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!!!!
THATS RIGHT KICK IS MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!!!
LMFAO!!
FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509 1 month ago 3
Chris Rock does not come out and say it, but more than half the black males in the US become convicted felons.
If they were raised by their biological father that gave them whippings, the ratio could drop to 1%.
Chris will never be a convicted felon, he was raised in an intact family.
White kids raised by grandma are going to jail too.
tnekkc 1 month ago
Man don't give him shit what the fuck you want!Lmfao
LilKris24PSN 1 month ago
The related videos for me are 'how to escape from handcuffs' and one with a thumbnail of some girl's ass.
YouTube seems pretty opinionated on what black guys need to know.
Dubhuir 1 month ago
@Dubhuir hahahaa xD
numbcore 1 month ago
2:04 is probably the best 3 seconds of film known to man.
estebanrey 1 month ago 2
@estebanrey ROFL!!! Indeed!! U can see the whites of his eyes :P
TheHumanBallsack 1 month ago
This kinda reminds me of Unforgivable.
Everyone, check out Unforgivable by Hodgestanson. Funny shit!
4STROKEbrapbrap 1 month ago
1:56 Darnell Turner xD
TheFallenThing 1 month ago
Chris Rock- Black Man - Say That Rap Is Shit? Chernobyl Working :/
sceka96 1 month ago
Yeah 23bsn, is talking all that shit and he will be the first one crying like a little bitch.
cookeschool 1 month ago
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER?!!!!!" *gets the shit beat out of*
iLuvMusik98 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!!!!
zel1588 1 month ago
THAT's SO FAKE THE WOWEN IN THE CAR AT 3:10 Is not in the Kicthen!
JolleAttaxx 1 month ago 2
imagine being one of those white actors. "hey bill, we got another role for you, you need to pretend to beat up another black guy"
TjtheTrapper 1 month ago
get a white friend
Nicks95latvian 1 month ago
to much weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicks95latvian 1 month ago
lol how does one cop car turn up and 11 officers come out lol like clowns
23shsbnj1 1 month ago
I'm the kinda guy to say "MAN DON'T GIVE HIM SHYT WHAT THE PHUCK YOU WANT?!
23shsbnj1 1 month ago 2
whats the song at 1:39?
FuntossisBACK 1 month ago
619 people forgot to shut the fuck up, turn that shit off or drove with an angry woman.
MrBanjo 1 month ago
Lol, sad, but probably true.
ultimatejurisdiction 1 month ago
Arr yeah this is hilarious....,
zZEDMUIRZz 1 month ago
HE GOT WEED!!**RED ALERT** ARMED AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE 43 CRESENT AVE
Noleafunburned 1 month ago
Lol I also saw the Halo 2 version
chris618007 1 month ago
why the fuck video recommend is "How to escape from handcuffs" WTF?
chupanibre001 1 month ago
that is the crabman!
Someguy362 1 month ago
2:04 is the best
uz9991 1 month ago in playlist Comedy club
nice video liked ;)
TheSwgamer 1 month ago
repeat at 2:04 lmao
mhossain21 1 month ago
Lol. Did anyone notice that Fuck the Police (N.W.A.) was playing.
sulaman600 1 month ago
LMFAO!! HAHA THIS IS MY FAV FUNNY VIDEO!! XD
DJxEEYxJAY 1 month ago
Is that crabman from My Name Is Earl?
JOEPHPS 1 month ago
my favorite comic skit ever..hilarious
vrc1008 1 month ago
"Not a ticket"
lol
SNIPERmicSNIPER 1 month ago
cris rock is a sell out illuminati puppet
thisisacunt 2 months ago
@thisisacunt This guy is mad because the police kicked his ass.
computergeek836 1 month ago
go CRABMAN!
ch4zzw4zz 2 months ago
He shoulda just said to wear white face paint as part of your daily beauty routine - you wouldn't even show up on the radar then....
'Car 123 to base: I'm in pursuit of a stolen vehicle, heading south along Main Road, registration number ABC4..... Oh wait, it's just a white dude on crack - cancel that...'
leighatkins22 2 months ago
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hahaha use common sense
0rvpogi 2 months ago
whats the officer problem
yugioh9502 2 months ago
@yugioh9502 No, no, no. That's 'what's the orificer problem?'
Or better still - 'What's the problem Orificer?'
leighatkins22 2 months ago
Is there a problem officer? YES
NeoHCgbz 2 months ago
615 haters got their ass kicked!
sexydiamondkeyblade 2 months ago
do black people actually do these kind of things? like the ones labeled as "NO"?
yuch1102 2 months ago
1:09 is my favorite part
yuch1102 2 months ago
what the fuck you want mothafackaha!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH
Trondyybaby 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
he makes it sound so easy..
LordKaisen 2 months ago