Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

[JazzyJeff233]

If the police have to come and get you

There bringing an Ass kicking with them

[32altasyocum3546]

hmz i am ur girl

[73oldsWith455]

Hahahah the best one was chat the Fuck u hahahah he got weed!!! Or just get a white friend hahahah....

[geyortiz]

Hahahaha funny shit

[TheAfg47]

whahahahahh funny shit

[MaxiMaxiMva]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!

[tomyo669]

he go weed he go weed

[rubbahboy]

Mess With The Cops, And They Will Bring A Ass Kicking With Them..Lol

[0utuube0]

@maiky87 his name is CHRIS ROCK. CHRIS Brown is a singer

[Thatpersonnamedalex]

Its so nice how youtubers quote lines from videos so the deaf will understand. Thank you guys

[Maiku87]

i'm white from east europe but this shit is tue not only for black people..its for all of us!!!! criss brown you are damn right!

[bps3013]

"HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!"

[Sybernerd101]

So funny

[YESiLikePaintball]

@captainshitto you sir are a dumb fuck, this is chris ROCK, the person that beat her was Chris BROWN. same person? I think not.

[TheCurlysue21]

lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao !



[sampicko]

I love how at 2:13 one of the cops chucks his baton away and is like "Man I gotta punch this fucker".

[TheMartinmarine80]

epic !

[spilledinsanity]

Oh look, a blatant case of victim blaming. PAY NO ATTENTION TO POLICE BRUTALITY. EVERYTHING IS FINE. GO BACK TO SLEEP. OBEY THE LAW. OBEY THE GOVERNMENT.

And remember that Chris Rock is a rich black man, and not subject to the same discrimination..

[BPR998]

@spilledinsanity calm the fuck down man its all for comedy

[PaulosTheGamer]

WHAT THE F YOU WANT MOTHER FER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maasterofdx]

Is that Crabman?

[blusuck]

@maasterofdx i think it is dude haahhaha

[QJONES3000]

Like

[MP3gateway]

Word

[bmillerexplorer]

Lol he a mess

[MuffstacheMarty]

hahahahaha



[Stormeyespeed]

"SHUT FUCK UP!" HAHHA

[veskel]

problem, officer?

[SheruSabri]

Haha :) xD Sweet!

[darthporkius]

Words of wisdom lol

[themariogamer123]

"WHAT DA FUCK U WANT MOTHA FUCKA" XD THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY

[SEDomination]

This never gets old :)

[TheBoyAmir]

Like if your watching in 2012 ;)

[dannypelonedi]

2:03

best part 

[mslistennow]

Hahaha get a white friend too funny!!!

[3llerTUBE]

De pinga..

[thewatcher13]

crabman was going ham at 2:04 !!!!!!

[mhertanto]

mad women can say anything !

[1020dilan]

is there a problem officer..

man i love that shit!!

[13clint1]

630 cops disliked this XD

[SpiritedMokona]

HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!

XD

[lightning3802]

lol



[snomimons]

630 people ride with a mad woman

[GothicDivaAngel]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER...I LOVE THAT PART, IT'S TOO FUNNY!:)

[SuperPolishRedneck]

yep a women will do anything if their pissed

[MegaGamoo]

hilarious thumbs up

[juandiego66]

He got weed he got weed! lol

[HomeSkillet489]

3:05 ROFL

[skaterboyof2009]

get yo ass back to the beginning, and watch it again, cuz that shit is funny!

click: 0:00

and click the like button on my comment!

[shane8109]

Obey the law lol too bad some people really do need to hear this

[RandallFlaggNY]

Just had lunch with a white lawyer friend, who's a bit racist and homophobic. He watched this video, and had a good laugh.

And yes, he admitted that it's funny because it's true. He also admitted that he, on several occasions, almost broke the shut the fuck up rule. He likes to drive fast fast you see, and has libertarian tendencies.

He is of the opinion that this is good advice for all guys, especially young ones, regardless of race.

[SnakeOnAPlane]

@RandallFlaggNY Racist, homophobic, and libertarian? Now I don't know about you, but where I come from, racists and homophobes aren't what we call liberal. Sure, they may disagree with the police when they get called up for being racist and homophobic, but I bet they wouldn't be complaining if blacks and gays were being hanged.

[ABO511ATB]

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER" looooool

[MrNapoleonicTv]

@ABO511ATB oh lawd you beat me to it

[MioMioX]

Ain't no give him shit,what the fuck you want?

[ghbutler]

Hilarious

[YaYa5783]

YO WHAT DA FUCK YOU WANT MUTHA-FUCKA?!!!

haha it never get old ^.^

[wickoner96]

HE GOT WEED!!!!! HE GOT WEED!!!!!

[hifi710]

Too funny

[hexgirl85]

this is EPIC!! lol

[stinkbugist]

i get home from a hard day of work, and watch this, and laugh my ass off. thanks for the cheerin up.

[HondaSuperSport1100]

lol 

[ragglefraggle24]

629 asses got kicked XD

[BPR998]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!! 1 second later..... EPIC ASS BEAT, EPIC ASS BEAT

[laxaddict4tify]

i love it when someone says "like this if you agree!" and nobody likes it so they look like an idiot

[Hoohihaa]

@laxaddict4tify I usually thumb down those comments :)

[DerKomtur11]

HAPPY NEW YEAR. I am a so big fan from Gemany. Maybe you like my Lady Bieber Bíi with her first English Parody. Bi for President. maybe you watch :-)

[andix3x]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA , they really don't care about your ass being kicked .

[RandallFlaggNY]

@andix3x In Soviet Russia the ass kicks you?

[Superdeath25]

@RandallFlaggNY maybe, BUt in SOviet Russia, Chris Rock is still a funny man

[KevlarNinja]

That's funny.

[joegun525]

Thumbs up if you're gonna click on Eva Longoria flashes David letterman next! 

[BeatHijacker]

@joegun525 nope, I'm about to watch Jack likes Janet ass

[chroniicman]

Look at the video quality. Now look at the upload date. Yes that was high def then.

[OnePieceLover1175]

hey it's Darnell :D

[ZWKA1]

2:02

[ElitENMEnginE]

pull lease :P

[myryan662]

Lol

[theirlivesagain]

1:37, describes my friend perfectly.

[vulcan2475]

"what da fuck you want, mothafucka!!" LMAO!

[gwjohns82]

"get a white friend" lol that's hilarious!

[bridgeylove]

oooh the snowflake is AWESOME!!

[ShadyWillKilBieberXD]

HE GOT WEED! HEGOT WEED!

That's Right! Kick His MUTHAFUCKIN-ASS! He Got weed too! He got Weed! HE GOT WEED.

[Jakaune]

Looks Like Jaden Smith when he gets older, lol

"what the FUCK u want mothafucka!!" LMAO!!

[OneRevenant]

Rofl all day lolol

[OneRevenant]

I love the black dude that says wtf twice

[Regiboythereal]

#dead#

[crispyballz]

HE GOT WEED !!!

[jdgmommy31103]

"Don't ride with a mad woman." hahaha!

[thaemir187]

Dave chapelle Is Still a King!!!

[TotalyRandom123456]

LOL



[lolmonkeyz01]

1:54...rofling all night

[theroxasparadox]

Kevin sent me

[krazykangaroos]

Lol HE GOT WEED

[Anbrad43]

LOOL what a great comedian!

[machetero1]

627 ignant niggas is commenting the same fucking thing

[birdylover100]

So FUNNY LOL

[ProfessorCbear]

627 people cant get a white friend...

[hbk01fans]

2:03 AHAHAHAHAH

[blipoo98]

Lol

[RespectManutd]

626 people disliked the video

[habitboy789]

625 people got a crazy friend

[TheZoelzer2]

sgt. butters.

[Jevonjt180]

625 people needs to get their ass kicked by the police

[dima0114]

625 people are mad women

[imasonfree]

This would have been funnier if Dave Chapelle did it...

[fidomusic]

Comic genius.

[undeny]

Gee! Well its a DAMN good thing that there can be only 2 top comments!! *gets ass kicked*

[OmarIsReallyKool]

Hey Crabman!

[PowerHungryLizardman]

@OmarIsReallyKool Hey Earl! XD

[kay67mit]

Turn that shit off

[Voss2120]

Don't give him SHIT! *Looks at the cop* What the Fuck you want?

[dkhill27]

If you do give your friend a ride tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP lol

[respetami]

what the fuck you want motherfucker - kinda looks like me hahaha

[Herbuliss]

The Angry Woman...it's the best !

[plate671]

Too Funny!

[636roadrunner]

My god, so that is what I was doing wrong!  And here I was thinking that they were beating my ass for nothing!

[misdekpkac]

Or just be chinese and pretend to not speak english

[TheWolf2099]

Please be polite...lmao

[bulldogs883]

HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!

[tmpsk8r]

You can't forget Number 1 : DON'T BE BLACK

[equap]

and the most important keep ur skin and the skin of the people around u white hahaha

[markofthebeast555]

LMFAO Be Polite

[Bugbunny321]

LMAO

[Vapor230]

Lol

[matthew983able]

621 ASSES got kicked

[rubedu86]

@matthew983able 627

[KevlarNinja]

@matthew983able And the other eight guys were the cops, ba-ZING!

[sawyerdietz]

So fake and gay trololooloololl

[FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!!!!

THATS RIGHT KICK IS MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!!!

LMFAO!!

[tnekkc]

Chris Rock does not come out and say it, but more than half the black males in the US become convicted felons.

If they were raised by their biological father that gave them whippings, the ratio could drop to 1%.

Chris will never be a convicted felon, he was raised in an intact family.

White kids raised by grandma are going to jail too.

[LilKris24PSN]

Man don't give him shit what the fuck you want!Lmfao

[Dubhuir]

The related videos for me are 'how to escape from handcuffs' and one with a thumbnail of some girl's ass.

YouTube seems pretty opinionated on what black guys need to know.

[numbcore]

@Dubhuir hahahaa xD

[estebanrey]

2:04 is probably the best 3 seconds of film known to man.

[TheHumanBallsack]

@estebanrey ROFL!!! Indeed!! U can see the whites of his eyes :P

[4STROKEbrapbrap]

This kinda reminds me of Unforgivable.

Everyone, check out Unforgivable by Hodgestanson. Funny shit!

[TheFallenThing]

1:56 Darnell Turner xD

[sceka96]

Chris Rock- Black Man - Say That Rap Is Shit? Chernobyl Working :/

[cookeschool]

Yeah 23bsn, is talking all that shit and he will be the first one crying like a little bitch.

[iLuvMusik98]

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER?!!!!!" *gets the shit beat out of*

[zel1588]

TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!!!!

[JolleAttaxx]

THAT's SO FAKE THE WOWEN IN THE CAR AT 3:10 Is not in the Kicthen!

[TjtheTrapper]

imagine being one of those white actors. "hey bill, we got another role for you, you need to pretend to beat up another black guy"

[Nicks95latvian]

get a white friend

[Nicks95latvian]

to much weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[23shsbnj1]

lol how does one cop car turn up and 11 officers come out lol like clowns

[23shsbnj1]

I'm the kinda guy to say "MAN DON'T GIVE HIM SHYT WHAT THE PHUCK YOU WANT?!

[FuntossisBACK]

whats the song at 1:39?

[MrBanjo]

619 people forgot to shut the fuck up, turn that shit off or drove with an angry woman.

[ultimatejurisdiction]

Lol, sad, but probably true.

[zZEDMUIRZz]

Arr yeah this is hilarious....,

[Noleafunburned]

HE GOT WEED!!**RED ALERT** ARMED AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE 43 CRESENT AVE

[chris618007]

Lol I also saw the Halo 2 version

[chupanibre001]

why the fuck video recommend is "How to escape from handcuffs" WTF?

[Someguy362]

that is the crabman!

[uz9991]

2:04 is the best

[TheSwgamer]

nice video liked ;)

[mhossain21]

repeat at 2:04 lmao

[sulaman600]

Lol. Did anyone notice that Fuck the Police (N.W.A.) was playing.

[DJxEEYxJAY]

LMFAO!! HAHA THIS IS MY FAV FUNNY VIDEO!! XD

[JOEPHPS]

Is that crabman from My Name Is Earl?

[vrc1008]

my favorite comic skit ever..hilarious

[SNIPERmicSNIPER]

"Not a ticket"

lol

[thisisacunt]

cris rock is a sell out illuminati puppet

[computergeek836]

@thisisacunt This guy is mad because the police kicked his ass.

[ch4zzw4zz]

go CRABMAN!

[leighatkins22]

He shoulda just said to wear white face paint as part of your daily beauty routine - you wouldn't even show up on the radar then....

'Car 123 to base: I'm in pursuit of a stolen vehicle, heading south along Main Road, registration number ABC4..... Oh wait, it's just a white dude on crack - cancel that...' 

[yugioh9502]

whats the officer problem

[leighatkins22]

@yugioh9502 No, no, no. That's 'what's the orificer problem?'

Or better still - 'What's the problem Orificer?'

[NeoHCgbz]

Is there a problem officer? YES

[sexydiamondkeyblade]

615 haters got their ass kicked!

[yuch1102]

do black people actually do these kind of things? like the ones labeled as "NO"?

[yuch1102]

1:09 is my favorite part

[Trondyybaby]

what the fuck you want mothafackaha!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH

[LordKaisen]

he makes it sound so easy..