word. i love HumVEE's......But Hummers are a result of designers thinking.."what can we build to sell to fags with no balls to make them feel tough." and BAM the H2 and even more gay than that ( if possible) the H3
THUMBS UP IF H2's & H3's ARE USELESS...HUMVEE FOR LIFE
the h2 has its own frame and suspension design, the only thing it really has in common with tahoes is creature comforts, its still a piece of shit, just not a tahoe
lottochamp, you sound like you put a lot of money into that shithole, id like to see you go offroad.... give me 5 grand and ill make a sami that would run circles around your h2
SUCH A JEALOUS bunch of posts here. We judge what we cannot afford! My massive H2, jacked up, customed to the hilt, huge Toyo 22" tires and in your face awesome looks puts all your little, sucky cars to shame! $100,000 with the custom work, and each of you loosers would give your little junky cars to have my Hummer H2, you just can't afford it! Oh yeah, an H2 is not an SUV, it's a truck dorks!
I just asked you why would you ever get an oversized Chevy Tahoe with a school bus body onit, thats all. No reason to get pissed off at me becuase you wasted your money on one of the shittiest vehicles ever made.
Your calling me fucking dumb? The Military doesnt use Hummers. They use Humvees. Hummers are made by GM, like the H2 and H3. The H1 is not made by GM and is actually a real hummer...This is what the military uses...so learn about what your talking about before you try to look cool by typing in all CAPS.
Really you think they use H1's when it's a top of the line civilian off-road vehicle. They use Humvees if you've actual have taken a look under the hood you'll realize that it has more power, features, and is much more durable
@yodantheman25 no military has ever used a hummer. h2 on a battlefield? might as well just put a white flag on your antenna. except it wont blow in the wind cuz yu wont be moving... big big BIG difference between a humMER and a military humVEE. dont be calling anyone fucking dumb if you don't know what youre talking about at all.
@headshothoncho1 i know they still use H-1's today i live by a National Guard Combat engineers installation right next to a small mtn like really small and then the city has a ball park in front of the installation and i see there vehicle's come in and out... talk to one of the guys that was station there.
word. i love HumVEE's......But Hummers are a result of designers thinking.."what can we build to sell to fags with no balls to make them feel tough." and BAM the H2 and even more gay than that ( if possible) the H3
THUMBS UP IF H2's & H3's ARE USELESS...HUMVEE FOR LIFE
@peterkizz i'm married to the jeep world. humvees are nice though. but i cant look at them like i do to older jeeps. it would be like looking at another woman. my girlfriend would cut my balls off lol... and to everone who thinks that the army uses h1s. you are wrong! h1 is a hummer. civilian=hummer/shit. army=humvee/good.
naa, i didnt run out of steam, i have a job, and a life to live. and to actually offroad. have fun "offroading" in parking lots. im sure a jeeper will be kind enough to tow you home when you run out of gas.
But you live at home with your mommy. And you don't have shit for a life - you're a wannabe little turd that plays gay airsoft and wears Russian commie clothes "cuz it, like, looks cool". What a little douche.
ground clearance means dick when your trucks ass is too big to fit between the trees and rocks of an offroad trail. hummer, it can go anywhere (as long as the road is paved)
un soir j'ai vue un esprie . il ma dit " tu vas mourir " est il a disparue . maintenant que vous avez lu sa vous aller mourir dans 3 jours exactement sauf si vous mettez sa sur 50 video, c'est pas de moi
Better yet, quit buying these damn SUV gas guzzling (making us need foreign oil) air polluting (lucky if our kids-children will be born normal due to all these green house gases put out by your dumb ass!) stupid ass fking Pieces of sh*t! Learn to cart your fat @SS kids around in something else. And smack your wife or gf for needing to drive a hummer to the grocery store or 7-11 store. Piss on all you SUV drivers...
All you people HATING on the HUMMER are JERKS. When your small HICK town gets flodded. It will be a HUMMER that will SAVE your BUTT. LONG LIVE THE H2.
A Jeep Rubicon? Tell me this if you were in a flood and the water ran like a river through the street, would you feel safe in a Jeep Rubicon? I wouldn't.
Yeah I know, I hate it when it floods and I need my trusty H2 to escape the flooding. YOU ARE A FREAKIN' MORON ENJOY YOUR PILE OF SHIT HUMMER. You want something badass? Drive a TOYOTA Landcruiser, Hummers aint got shit compared to an old school FJ!!!!!!!
H2 aint got no game its a 3/4 ton tahoe for cryin' out loud. On the other hand yes an H1 I have faith in to ford water. But if it were me I'd lean toward A good ol' TOYOTA Landcruiser Nothing compares to a YODA. Hey that kinda sounds like Hummer's slogan LOL!!
lol actually it will be the jeep saving you. the hummers chevy avalanche engines electrical components will fail. jeep wiring comes waterproofed, stock.
Hmm, HUMMERs are sweet machines and have gotten a bad reputation from the football and basketball players that are african american and have way to much money and put big rims on them and rubber band tires and lower them...they are capable rigs...yet I love my Jeeps too...but HUMMER haters really need to get a life.
love i dissagree, hummers are to big and low to the ground to clear obstacles. jeeps and landrovers can maneuver around tight spots that cant be driven over, are better on gas, and have been proven over hundreds of times to be better performers. if hummers are so good offroad, then why is it i never see on the trail or in these videos a hummer pull out a jeep? instead of jeeps pulling out stuck hummers.
lol girly trails? i saw your hummer video, your piece of shit got stuck in mud less than 12 inches deep. keep feeding your denial. ive pulled f150s out out shitholes deeper than your hummer has been in. and i have a stock 4.0 v4. hummers suck.
WTF do you know? You play faggoty airsoft!!! You've definitely sucked some kind of dick(human or animal). That mud isn't 12' deep, you tard. It's probably 15 FEET deep if agitated in the proper manner(liquifaction).
hahahahaha, attacking my hobbies because you cant support your claims. apparently your the fag. your the hummer freak so i guess you must be the dick sucking one who is compensating for something. 15 feet if agitated? now your just making shit up. get a clue hummer poser boy.
Well, now we all know that you're really retarded. That mud is just the top layer of a silt filled area surrounding a lava tube drain.
And your "hobby" really is gay. Go play paintball or have a BB gun war. Airsoft is for pillow-biting wannabes. "When I do airsoft I wear Russian Communist clothing because it makes my asshole moist." WHAT A TOTAL FAG WANNABE!!! You scrawny little bitch.
just leave the offroad talk to the big boys who actually do it. poser. go back to your soccer mom suv. oh yea, dont forget to fill up on the way home, otherwise youll be walking hahaha!
Funny! But I would rather have the shirt then a crappy hummer. its basically a rich white trash mobile. Hummer came in 62nd place on a international off road race.
That's just stupid. Offroading has nothing to do with speed. It has to do with capability. I'm going to take a guess that this "offroad race" was really just a dirt track with no real obstacles.
When it comes to navigating truely offroad conditions, nothing is faster than a hummer. Search "molina 4x4" and compare the H2 video to the one for the VW Touareg. The H2 gets it done in half the time.
that may be true but my friends, one guy with a discovery, one guy with a land rover and the other with a land rover and a military hummer, they all hate their hummers. and i gotta say we never take them on long, hard trips, because we're afraid they'll crap out on us. LOL, the VW toureg is a piece of junk. Its a soccer mom mobile. Just look at what all the expeditions in tibet, siberia and africa are switching to, its almost 100% land cruisers now.
LMAO HA HA HA HA HA YAAAAA!!!!! HUMMERS SUCK!!!! TOSS UM ALL OFF A CLIFF AND GO GET A FUKIN LANDROVER!!!!! LAND ROVER IS KING!
fraccz13 11 months ago
Hummers are for rappers. Funny video, hit the nail on the head.
TheMadRaver 1 year ago
@aeropostalbaby1
word. i love HumVEE's......But Hummers are a result of designers thinking.."what can we build to sell to fags with no balls to make them feel tough." and BAM the H2 and even more gay than that ( if possible) the H3
THUMBS UP IF H2's & H3's ARE USELESS...HUMVEE FOR LIFE
peterkizz 1 year ago
American made piece of JUNK!
Obamaownswhitesnow 1 year ago
fucking awsome video! good job on representing how "most" or all of us think haha
letsride33 2 years ago
you guys live in thornhill!!!! REPRESENNNTTT!!!!!!!!
yannidevotion 3 years ago
the h2 has its own frame and suspension design, the only thing it really has in common with tahoes is creature comforts, its still a piece of shit, just not a tahoe
dfwballer777 3 years ago
This was a funny video. I really laughed. (even though I have an H2).
HummerRock 3 years ago 3
why would you ever buy an H2?
Doubledee90 3 years ago
thats stupid.
offroadmaster1 3 years ago
can't afford or don't want to?
but really, get some self esteem hummer owners, it's getting kind of sad
serverthetilted 3 years ago
lottochamp, you sound like you put a lot of money into that shithole, id like to see you go offroad.... give me 5 grand and ill make a sami that would run circles around your h2
signuptohere 4 years ago
Wouldn't it have been cheaper to get your forehead tattooed with "Needs Attention"?
vinlukin 4 years ago
SUCH A JEALOUS bunch of posts here. We judge what we cannot afford! My massive H2, jacked up, customed to the hilt, huge Toyo 22" tires and in your face awesome looks puts all your little, sucky cars to shame! $100,000 with the custom work, and each of you loosers would give your little junky cars to have my Hummer H2, you just can't afford it! Oh yeah, an H2 is not an SUV, it's a truck dorks!
lottochamp 4 years ago
Wouldn't it have been cheaper to get your forehead tattooed with "Needs Attention"?
vinlukin 4 years ago
right and then when my landcruiser pulls you out of that snowbank and i tell you i paid 5 thousand for it you will still look like an asswhole
1Gaumer 3 years ago
I never thought it was an SUV. I always called it a VFLDM "vehicle for little dicked men"
five5x 3 years ago
umm sorry...it is an SUV...ITS A FUCKING CHEVY TAHOE WITH A BUS BODY ON IT
Doubledee90 3 years ago
You are such an idiot. Just like the rest of stupid sheep. Baaaa baaaaaa. FO!!
HummerRock 3 years ago
I just asked you why would you ever get an oversized Chevy Tahoe with a school bus body onit, thats all. No reason to get pissed off at me becuase you wasted your money on one of the shittiest vehicles ever made.
Doubledee90 3 years ago 9
Grow up jackass
HummerRock 3 years ago
ok thanks for your answer
Doubledee90 3 years ago
SHITTIEST VEHICLES EVER MADE? WOW DUDE YOUR SO FUCKING DUMB. The Whole Military use's them.
yodantheman25 2 years ago
Your calling me fucking dumb? The Military doesnt use Hummers. They use Humvees. Hummers are made by GM, like the H2 and H3. The H1 is not made by GM and is actually a real hummer...This is what the military uses...so learn about what your talking about before you try to look cool by typing in all CAPS.
Doubledee90 2 years ago
they use to use hummers and no i was not trying top act or look cool by typing in caps
yodantheman25 2 years ago
They didnt use H2s or H3s...they used/use Hummer H1s...not made by GM.
Doubledee90 2 years ago
your a jackass! retard!
eisel22 2 years ago
Really you think they use H1's when it's a top of the line civilian off-road vehicle. They use Humvees if you've actual have taken a look under the hood you'll realize that it has more power, features, and is much more durable
ZaoHuZhua 2 years ago
@ZaoHuZhua well thats what i meant about the H!, i was saying H! but referring to Humvee
Doubledee90 2 years ago
your a niger!
eisel22 2 years ago
The military doesn't touch H2's or H3's, the chassis is the same as a tahoe or suburban and they just use those for civilian missions..
H1's were NOT produced by gm, the engine was contracted from gm but the vehicle its self was produced by AMG
petthekittyz 2 years ago
@yodantheman25 no military has ever used a hummer. h2 on a battlefield? might as well just put a white flag on your antenna. except it wont blow in the wind cuz yu wont be moving... big big BIG difference between a humMER and a military humVEE. dont be calling anyone fucking dumb if you don't know what youre talking about at all.
aeropostalbaby1 1 year ago
@aeropostalbaby1 they used H1 and i think H2 In Vietnam war
yodantheman25 1 year ago
@yodantheman25 hmm... maybe thats why they lost???
aeropostalbaby1 1 year ago
@yodantheman25 the h2 came out in like 2000 something, they still use the h-1 tody
headshothoncho1 1 year ago
@headshothoncho1 i know they still use H-1's today i live by a National Guard Combat engineers installation right next to a small mtn like really small and then the city has a ball park in front of the installation and i see there vehicle's come in and out... talk to one of the guys that was station there.
yodantheman25 1 year ago
@yodantheman25 I don't think the HMMWV made an appearance in Nam... at least not during the war part of it.
kevinsupra90 1 year ago
@yodantheman25 wow are you fucking retarted.
pfun41 1 year ago
@aeropostalbaby1
word. i love HumVEE's......But Hummers are a result of designers thinking.."what can we build to sell to fags with no balls to make them feel tough." and BAM the H2 and even more gay than that ( if possible) the H3
THUMBS UP IF H2's & H3's ARE USELESS...HUMVEE FOR LIFE
peterkizz 1 year ago
@peterkizz i'm married to the jeep world. humvees are nice though. but i cant look at them like i do to older jeeps. it would be like looking at another woman. my girlfriend would cut my balls off lol... and to everone who thinks that the army uses h1s. you are wrong! h1 is a hummer. civilian=hummer/shit. army=humvee/good.
aeropostalbaby1 1 year ago
all these folks who can't afford them, make fun of them instead.....
jones4015 4 years ago
ya fuck hummers... my 335i bimmer would agree with me.
gpower07 4 years ago
actually its the entire offroad community who makes fun of them.
yourredcomrade717 3 years ago
Oh yeah, and you had to use your mommy's video camera??? What a little sissy bitch. You = PWNT
DRTYFN 4 years ago
yes keep on attacking me. it makes you look retarded. thanks for proving you lost the argument. hummer poser.
yourredcomrade717 4 years ago
LOLzies!!! You ran out of steam pretty quick for a little wannabe commie. I bet you had to run for an airsoft match. Fag.
DRTYFN 4 years ago
naa, i didnt run out of steam, i have a job, and a life to live. and to actually offroad. have fun "offroading" in parking lots. im sure a jeeper will be kind enough to tow you home when you run out of gas.
yourredcomrade717 4 years ago
But you live at home with your mommy. And you don't have shit for a life - you're a wannabe little turd that plays gay airsoft and wears Russian commie clothes "cuz it, like, looks cool". What a little douche.
DRTYFN 4 years ago
ground clearance means dick when your trucks ass is too big to fit between the trees and rocks of an offroad trail. hummer, it can go anywhere (as long as the road is paved)
yourredcomrade717 4 years ago
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un soir j'ai vue un esprie . il ma dit " tu vas mourir " est il a disparue . maintenant que vous avez lu sa vous aller mourir dans 3 jours exactement sauf si vous mettez sa sur 50 video, c'est pas de moi
Bzzoo 4 years ago
fucking ugly ass car, srry but thats my opinion
wondergirl00 4 years ago
haha hummers suck
metalrulesemoblows 4 years ago
This video is so true! Great job guys, keep up the good work. :)
amos2500 4 years ago
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Drucru16 4 years ago
HUMMER H2. Like Nothing Else
dopeyboy247 4 years ago
Better yet, quit buying these damn SUV gas guzzling (making us need foreign oil) air polluting (lucky if our kids-children will be born normal due to all these green house gases put out by your dumb ass!) stupid ass fking Pieces of sh*t! Learn to cart your fat @SS kids around in something else. And smack your wife or gf for needing to drive a hummer to the grocery store or 7-11 store. Piss on all you SUV drivers...
mnetrucker 4 years ago
All you people HATING on the HUMMER are JERKS. When your small HICK town gets flodded. It will be a HUMMER that will SAVE your BUTT. LONG LIVE THE H2.
leagueleader47 5 years ago
Try a Jeep Rubicon. That H2 wont do shit.
tatertot35577 5 years ago
A Jeep Rubicon? Tell me this if you were in a flood and the water ran like a river through the street, would you feel safe in a Jeep Rubicon? I wouldn't.
leagueleader47 5 years ago
Yeah I know, I hate it when it floods and I need my trusty H2 to escape the flooding. YOU ARE A FREAKIN' MORON ENJOY YOUR PILE OF SHIT HUMMER. You want something badass? Drive a TOYOTA Landcruiser, Hummers aint got shit compared to an old school FJ!!!!!!!
YodaPala 4 years ago
yes. i would. gm sucks.
jeepfreak4life76 4 years ago
You know what kind of vehicle I want to be in during a flood? A boat... dumbass.
maxspeed57 4 years ago
amen
SamanthaKxoxo 5 years ago
Yeah we will stand on its roof, its so freaking tall that even Moses would want one. LOL
hartoz 5 years ago
H2 aint got no game its a 3/4 ton tahoe for cryin' out loud. On the other hand yes an H1 I have faith in to ford water. But if it were me I'd lean toward A good ol' TOYOTA Landcruiser Nothing compares to a YODA. Hey that kinda sounds like Hummer's slogan LOL!!
YodaPala 4 years ago
lol actually it will be the jeep saving you. the hummers chevy avalanche engines electrical components will fail. jeep wiring comes waterproofed, stock.
yourredcomrade717 4 years ago
Hmm, HUMMERs are sweet machines and have gotten a bad reputation from the football and basketball players that are african american and have way to much money and put big rims on them and rubber band tires and lower them...they are capable rigs...yet I love my Jeeps too...but HUMMER haters really need to get a life.
stupid treehuggers
aircruisermn 5 years ago
yeah, take away those stupid african americans' money. they don't deserve it as much as white people.
realworldlondon 5 years ago
love i dissagree, hummers are to big and low to the ground to clear obstacles. jeeps and landrovers can maneuver around tight spots that cant be driven over, are better on gas, and have been proven over hundreds of times to be better performers. if hummers are so good offroad, then why is it i never see on the trail or in these videos a hummer pull out a jeep? instead of jeeps pulling out stuck hummers.
yourredcomrade717 5 years ago
To: yourredcomrade717-
Maybe because you're on the easy girl trails.
DRTYFN 5 years ago
lol girly trails? i saw your hummer video, your piece of shit got stuck in mud less than 12 inches deep. keep feeding your denial. ive pulled f150s out out shitholes deeper than your hummer has been in. and i have a stock 4.0 v4. hummers suck.
yourredcomrade717 4 years ago
WTF do you know? You play faggoty airsoft!!! You've definitely sucked some kind of dick(human or animal). That mud isn't 12' deep, you tard. It's probably 15 FEET deep if agitated in the proper manner(liquifaction).
DRTYFN 4 years ago
hahahahaha, attacking my hobbies because you cant support your claims. apparently your the fag. your the hummer freak so i guess you must be the dick sucking one who is compensating for something. 15 feet if agitated? now your just making shit up. get a clue hummer poser boy.
yourredcomrade717 4 years ago
Well, now we all know that you're really retarded. That mud is just the top layer of a silt filled area surrounding a lava tube drain.
And your "hobby" really is gay. Go play paintball or have a BB gun war. Airsoft is for pillow-biting wannabes. "When I do airsoft I wear Russian Communist clothing because it makes my asshole moist." WHAT A TOTAL FAG WANNABE!!! You scrawny little bitch.
DRTYFN 4 years ago
just leave the offroad talk to the big boys who actually do it. poser. go back to your soccer mom suv. oh yea, dont forget to fill up on the way home, otherwise youll be walking hahaha!
yourredcomrade717 4 years ago
wonderful! the hummerH2 - H3 is THE worst offroad vehicle you can buy...
got4x4 5 years ago
Wonderful! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!
Flavum 5 years ago
stupid
stanbernadino 5 years ago
Funny! But I would rather have the shirt then a crappy hummer. its basically a rich white trash mobile. Hummer came in 62nd place on a international off road race.
articsnow 5 years ago
That's just stupid. Offroading has nothing to do with speed. It has to do with capability. I'm going to take a guess that this "offroad race" was really just a dirt track with no real obstacles.
When it comes to navigating truely offroad conditions, nothing is faster than a hummer. Search "molina 4x4" and compare the H2 video to the one for the VW Touareg. The H2 gets it done in half the time.
LovePontiac 5 years ago
that may be true but my friends, one guy with a discovery, one guy with a land rover and the other with a land rover and a military hummer, they all hate their hummers. and i gotta say we never take them on long, hard trips, because we're afraid they'll crap out on us. LOL, the VW toureg is a piece of junk. Its a soccer mom mobile. Just look at what all the expeditions in tibet, siberia and africa are switching to, its almost 100% land cruisers now.
articsnow 5 years ago
Hahahaha!
Jorgenfork2 5 years ago
Nice :) loved it
ajitalung 5 years ago