STEVEN AUDITIONS FOR CAPCOM CROSS ASSAULT

[Faldur]

Everyone who got in the Crossing Assault show obviously cheated their way in. It's honest folks like Steven that never gets the chance to join shows like this.

I belive you would be the star of the show!

[nrehc83]

ok u got my vote

[superkerby]

I dont know how this guy didnt get picked on the show. #fuckCapcom

[meu02136]

I love that his name is Stephen.

[acicon]

Golly Gee, I wish I had a Nintendo 60-Force

[hentaipanda07]

This video is full of win !!!

[DoctorZombo]

I loved the nintendo sixty force

[VizPhoria]

awesome!



[Cyberpaf]

So upset Steven didn't get in. If it weren't for Dr Sub-Zero, I'd have no reason to watch

[Chrimbron1]

I don't understand how this guy didn't get in

[xGanchanx]

All my votes

[AyeItsElvin]

"...for the Nintendo 64s." Win.

[acicon]

I can't tell if he's trolling or not.... Respect

[ThaiSenpaiEX]

- Am I the only one who googled what the hell Turok is.?

[MrAtheistway]

@ThaiSenpaiEX most probably

[Clefaria]

@ThaiSenpaiEX No. You child.

[ThaiSenpaiEX]

@Clefaria - awe, u sound jelly.

[Clefaria]

@ThaiSenpaiEX :| I meant yes, lol. Only the generation whose first FPS was Halo wouldn't know about Turok.

[Bhup1978]

I just love how every sentence ends with his tone going up like it's a question:

Hello CapCOM??

My name is SteVEN???

I wanna be in your crossing assualt-SHOW??

But the truth is this guy is a professional stand-up comedian. This is just GODLIKE trolling!!

[PackerCow]

LOL DA FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!

[iroyaliflush]

win already.

[DomokunGaming]

Am I the only one that thinks he shouldn't be on the show but did not hit the dislike button?

[mrders82]

Way to rip off ign's free shit. Still quite funny though.

[ObeyFTK]

I can see this guy being on the real world : Turoth

[Cyberpaf]

Steven for Evo

[MotherRat]

got my vote

[xxxiviaverickxxx]

bwhahah this is genius! Great video

[xC4Rbonx]

street fighter with a dinosaur mode

[Marthroy9000]

I guess I'll join the band waggon. (there's a chance you might win simply because of your popularity) GO STEVEN!!!

[goukijones]

Fuck yeah! You got my support bro.

[vicksmoka]

For some reason I like him lol

[anthonygamer]

LOL

[GaspoweR]

FUCK THAT GAME! WE NEED TO SEE STREET FIGHTER CROSS TUROK!

[astralninja1]

u fat doodie

[g97erry]

Go Steven!!!

Go!!!!

[reiokou00]

this guy needs to be on the show..

[OneHandedTerror]

You have my vote sir! What do I have to do to get you on this show?

[jcgonzmo]

This SF x TK not McDonalds x Burger King! Get your facts straight!

[KarlitoNOLA]

Please get this guy on the show!

[gunslinger3333]

... charisma

[FIashFire]

This guy is clearly trolling, so much it isnt even funny

[BobtheMoneythedbr]

pretty sure this is only funny cuz hes big and neck beardy.



[MrCajunX]

lol this video is worth its weight in gold hahaha

[kriscalapp]

this is the best one by far lol

[riotkittyNS]

I don't know you, but I like you already! GL!

[gotmesomenikeys]

i bet u wish u wer gonzo honzo

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[apollosfury]

He better be in.

[GDNEntertainment]

lmfao

[6000pounds]

Best video ever

[Bhup1978]

And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is how it's suppose to be done!!

GODLIKE!!!

[ZordCraft]

Goddamn, that was good.

[Cyberpaf]

THE BEST

[UchihaTonTon]

i watch this video every day.

[h35T]

YEAH DOOOOODE!! you need to get your knuckles on that show!

[skols39]

This is the best troll i have seen in months. amazing.

[zepplin403]

PUT HIM IN THE SHOW

[cscorpio1985]

Trollololo lo lolo lo lololooooooooooo

[otaku1313]

I REALLY hope you make it in haha. Good luck!

[imesaii]

PUT HIM IN FUCK JWONG AND ALL DEM TRY HARDS. THIS BUY HAS MY VOTE KAPPA. HE IS IN IT FOR THE STREAM MONSTERS.

[mapleleafs294]

this is what you people find funny? I thought this was just stupid.

[0Fate8Bound0]

I tried to hold back my manly tears... i tried. STEVEN ALL THE WAY!

[wrathofbanja]

I'd buy Street Fighter X Turok in a second.

Make it happen, Capcom!

[yaydra7]

hell yea!!!!

[alakamakachu]

He wrecked all of the auditions already 

[GodLovesMe666]

CROSSING ASSAULT

[jackerace]

Is this falcon176 on xbl?

Cuz I sure think so.

[DundletheViking]

FUUUCKKKK YEEEAAAH STTTEEEVVVEEEEEEN!

[hotlikesummer]

May you win, fine sir!

[BenRox2474life]

How are capcom gonna pick you if you dont have footage of you playing so they wont know how good you are

[narcolepticchairftw]

advanced trolling very believable 10/10 would watch again

[ThePhantomnaut]

If David does get in, he might be able to learn a lot from his more competitive partners. I respect this.

[xiGrimdeadx]

Hahaha this video has more views than JWong's audition. Hope you get in good luck

[sleighte]

PUT THIS FAT FUCK ON TV

[CapNGrady]

You're the best, you coach?

[GanguroKonata]

Niggas just mad his knuckles so nice, please stop the hate.

[GarudaPSN]

DansGame

[Fr492001]

i would so vote him for team turok

[katsudoro]

get him in the show ASAP!

[LoyalsDisciples]

lol



[th3jo3man]

LOL all i have to say

[ancxxxsold13r]

GET THIS GUY ON THE SHOW!!

[PaperCutStickFigure]

Hahaha this video has more views than JWong's audition.

Hope you get in good luck

[JA2NJ]

log off and lose weight...

[ssj2jeff]

so you wanna be on team Street fighter or team turok?

[polneroff]

I want him to win just so i can hear him make statements of face sound like questions.

[polneroff]

@polneroff *fact

[Leota1990]

This guy better win make it!

[UchihaTonTon]

You and Xian are the best ones.

[boogityboy]

He needs to be on the show but only if they dress him like the megaman included in the game.

[Ryogen]

If he gets picked, the fighting game community will be destroyed in 2012. I knew the Mayans and Wayans Bros. was talking about this in their predictions.

[rocbottomtx]

Yo f*ck Cross Assault. Put this nicca on the Capcom Development team!! Street Fighter X Turok needs to happen!!!!

[Zero2Legend]

CAPCOM HE WILL SAVE THE WORLD PICK HIM

[Zero2k0]

Lol good stuff

[EmpireArcadia]

Great social network. Great numbers. Great Troll.

[drankydrank1]

Ahhh the good ol' Nintendo 64s, what charisma!

[SoulBroRyu]

Top contender! This dude will be the impact player of Team Turok!

[Sestze]

Please pick this man, capcom.

[rafaelrha]

Turok or Tekken LOL.

[ChurroEmiliano]

@rafaelrha

same thing

[IAROMAI]

dam i would vote for this guy team TUROK!!!!!

[TEEN1DOL]

GIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER THE MONEY!! SwiftRage

[papaduck91]

Kappa

[bensons999]

I'm not going to, but I kind of want to read through all the comments to find all the people saying stuff like-

"You actually got quite a lot of information wrong in this video/I don't think Capcom will pick you/IT'S TEKEN NOT TUROK!"

[jli1877]

every reality tv show needs a neckbeard

[Vorbasticlator]

DansGame

[EmJaYGaming]

Pick this guy!

[ObeyFTK]

lol



[kingkarl12341]

i def want this guy 

[Avengadin]

I WANNa see this guy in the series

[Syiiriine]

i loled

[Asianman8307]

You must be in the show!

[counterclockwise123]

"I am a man of action!" i cannot stop laughing

[Naroon201]

Show will be trash if he's not on it.

[GreatOkamiSama]

LOL Nintendo 60-Force

[DualGunBlade]

Yeah, check out this guy's other videos. You're all getting trolled hardcore and should be ashamed.

[AQWRephay]

@DualGunBlade no shit

[Fishmonkey01]

This idiot didn't specify if he wanted to be on Team Street Fighter or Team Turok. I hope he still qualifies, anyway.

[TheBoubi09]

he should have at least a guest appearance. this dude is hilarious

[GamingPalSean]

THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN ESPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!

[ItsEplus]

SWAG

[starshkr46]

Godlike troll. 10/10

[to0nstyle]

You have my vote.

[MrBlaziner]

holy fuck you are a sad person and i just want to die right now.

[PixelKatana]

I hope you get picked dude. You are too boss. Screw these haters who'd never have the balls to put a video like this out.

[Cheeselord123]

Uploaded by "DaveHinkle" audition by steven o.O

[hincapie12]

much charisma!

[Tarkamkrest]

love it man, hope you get picked

[MirakeiManiac]

All this Charisma

[651ViseVersa]

sad

[libertyfromny]

a true champion of champions

[apollosfury]

Pick this guy!

[Integralz]

lol this is godlike.

[DOpe1ne2]

Holy fuck that caught me off guard. Street Fighter X Turok.

[rrickytan]

SOOO STRONK

[MrMark2032]

I stopped listening to your podcast after your preview of MvC3. But that was hilarious

[Kosspinex]

Did he say nintendo sixtyforce?

[aznc0ffe388]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[cg219]

Street Fighter X Turok lmao

[cg219]

lol

[mauriceliabc]

S.W.A.G

[K3ptSecret]

As far as I've known, this guy is a comedian and not a gamer. Prove me wrong please because everyone is campaigning for him for some reason and I'm not too sure why.

[mauriceliabc]

@K3ptSecret this is troll bait for sure

[AQWRephay]

THIS GUY IS GODLIKE!

[mrwootwoot]

Steven is the chosen one!

[iorilamia]

gdlk

[raza133]

this guy better be on the show capcom

[RobertHollow]

Last name Knuckles, first name Greatest.

[beanerama9]

PCIK HIM 

[loyaltobk]

pick this guy he's a beast

[TooDamnSexy4Buu]

+1

[shaowebb]

What the ...!? LOL!

[FreidenkerDeluxe]

winner!

[DrkVrtx]

PICK HIM OR I WILL NOT SUPPORT YOUR SHOW CAPCOM

[edbigdogdoherty]

this is the best 

[ShiroKreuz]

PICK HIM CAPCOM, OR FUCKING DIE !!

[Ejtan]

PLEASE PICK THIS MAN, CAPCOM! PLEASE!

[goku883]

i fucking love this man yes homo...

[zerodono]

I would pick this man.

[Dyyro]

liek dis if u cry evrytim

[XavierGreen87]

STEVEN for president!

[joebob6989]

I think he he's been taking steroid shots of gravy! That's a huge bitch!

[sealedforproctection]

man of ACTION!

[d0llsnatch]

If you don't pick this guy Capcom all hell will break loose!

[kashaneka]

nice big soft knuckles to match his nice big soft brain!

[jimmyjohanes88]

Snorlax! I Choose you!

[Jinx919]

@jimmyjohanes88 Lmao Nice

[Oo9ale7oO]

lol



[RHayabusa]

OMG THOSE KNUCKLES!!!!!!

[TheiPeck]

Wow, what a sense of humor. Yes you have the "presence" (can't be missed-caugh), but you have the charisma of a McDonald french fries package... Sad... Go outside and get a life

[blasterLA24]

his fuckin' gangsta y'all'

[K0ffing]

WOOOOooooOOO go DAVE!!

[DylanDiedRof1]

i love that theres no hate



[nameanameaname]

WHERE CAN I GET THAT TUROK GAME FOR THE NINTENDO SIXTY FORCE?! LMAO

[draznax]

@nameanameaname He says for the nintendo sixty fours... Not force.