Early Morning Wakeup (4.17.09)

[miguelito029]

Omg I so LMFAO in this video grate vid :P

[mykylc]

killing hookers?

[vlogbrothers1234]

this is hilarious !

[FridayNightCranksRox]

ummm wow haha

[OmgxBridget]

so thats what phil looked like on my bday :D lol love the messy hair! :)

[Riot0in0the0streets]

My dad gave me enough change to kill 15/20 hookers and that was 200 $ just in case you all were looking for a conversion factor

[QuiteSpicy]

SHMOKKIN MAKES YOO ESPLODDDDEEEEE

[TheSoccerGaby]

wow phil your hair is mest up!!!

[HeavyBoy]

laughed my ass off lol

[Jacobyandthechazzmon]

thats old school no in days we use bats and glocks

[rock1chica]

we keep our change in a vintage wine bottle :P

we're CLASSSAY

yeah....

[samchung1214]

i miss these video vlogs phil!!! start doing them again they're soo great!

[jenniferluvshaytards]

LMAO, 7 outta 20 hookers, thats not to shabby!

[mangamoo1]

i will now measure my money in how many hookers i can kill with it all bundled up! thanks phill!

[xjonathan69x]

if i put it all into a sock i could kill a hooker with it... LOL

[45bang]

why were there loonies in there?

[goldenrocks11]

i have the same picture as you at :30

[Qkumber1]

if i put it all into a big sock, I could kill a hooker with it...

[D3w10n]

I dunno how he pull that off...

[ettr890]

ah wtf phil what did the poor hooker's ever do to you you suck man omg life's over -.-

[killingstrategy]

I could kill a hooker.......I love it xD LOL...

[CasandraLee28]

you look alot like john green in this video. Poof levels are very high.

[teresaangel]

My birthday ^_^

[situationisserious]

7 in one blow? HOLY SHIT!!

[GregoryPunzo]

ya i just started mine a few weeks ago, i'm at about a 3 hooker. by the end of the month i think i'll b at 4

[simbapip]

what you should do is take it to a change thing. (i'm from England so i dont know if they have them in the states) but anyway when you ned to buy your girlfriend a birthday present....tada you have the money for it! :)

[LukeCharlesO]

im waiting for that retard that's gona be like ah wtf phil what did the poor hooker's ever do to you you suck man omg life's over -.- There has to be someone who is gona say that...

[Jasrey32390]

My mother is a hooker, phil, and she works hard every night. She doesn't deserve your disrespect. I'M UNSUBSCRIBING PHIL!!!THERE GOES YOUR WHOOOOOLE YOUTUBE CAREER!!!!

[StainzToXin]

ahah you shur unsubscribed :P i checked XD

[msstupidcommenter09]

KILLA HOOKER, YEA

[chetissweet]

i looove the hooker thing LOL

[JAYnBro]

its $68.24 ... i know bcuz i broke in yesterday

[Colbys1337vids]

lol

[bh2ppywhoopwhoop]

if i put it all into a big sock i could kill a hooker with it ROFL!

[spamownsu]

lmfao at the killing hookers with a sock full of change XD

[hockeyislife6348]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. enough to kill a hooker

[bigTexStevo]

i killed six hookers with mine

[stryderfilms]

if u were to use my friends change bucket u could kill a third world country of hookers XD love that joke

[kutiegurl18]

i love the hooker thing. but i had a bucket jar thing for about a year and i have like 27$ in pennies. yup. nuthin but pennies

[ThatKidJR617]

O_O.............wow

[ds12z]

luv how ur jokes are so original

[linnydhs93]

Thanks to you Phil, I now have a Ye Old Change Bucket Jar Thing =]

[pgibbs851]

if you lined up 20 hookers, you could probably kill 7 of them with one swing. :)

[bustedbone94]

kill da hookers!

[FlamingCupkake]

Lol its like tommorrow i see a man walk down the street with a bulging sock and he whacks someone with it. then he enters a bank =P

[whatsupwithitall]

kill a hooker lol

[fjlj]

all i know is if i put it all into a sock i could kill a hooker with it! HAHAHAHAH OMG

[TheIrule8]

I have a change can!

[NGC500]

99.9999999% of the subscribers here, already watch and are subscribed to his other channel.

[fasqnjazera22]

My parents have a "Ye Olde Change Bucket Jar Thing." I should try that.

[mizashizzle]

hey! :D so you said you work at home. What do you do for a living?

[ThePedge]

i judge my money by how many hookers i can kill, WTF MAN!

haha ur r the best on youtube for sure

[iownnoobsXXX]

lmao, wow.

[fatzgirlzz]

i love the hair!

[a7xskullz]

"Ye Olde Change Bucket Jar Thing" LMAO!!!

[autumnsylver]

Was that a loonie ($1 Canadian coin) I saw on top of the change pile?

[brokiliboy]

at least 17 hookers

[SlainMaster06]

this made me rofl. srsly. keep em coming!!

[Riccio7213]

i didnt even notice you were numbering them

[doctorpoosniff]

my local asda (basically british wal*mart) knows of people have a change jar.

so in the store they have this machine where you tip all your coins in to and it exchanges it for proper money.

[OLYMPIAisSPEAKING]

wooooh i'm British too! Asda beats walmart hands down with the changing your coins into proper money.

[leytonluv03]

all i know is if i fill it up in a sock i could kill a hooker with it :D ROFL

[LABlueForever]

Very funny...

[FishExtra]

bam! comment!

I can kill about 18 hookers with my bucket of change.

[BallerrProductions]

YES, you just made my day.

[hazelnut333]

what's up with the Einstein look? :))

[Stridina]

woow sexy hair in the morning!! should use that hairstyle more in your vids phil...

i'd get that "dick" as you called him kicked man for makin' alarm ring that early . . . thats shit !!

[Dreamsinblack]

Your alarm is like mine. But it decides to go off between 2-6am. Evil.

[christinex0]

ahhahaha

[pajamaloaf]

dude your hair is the shit how do you get it like that?

[qwertyuiiop145]

I wake up at six. Not simpathetic to you.

[thehaloofthesun]

hookers and change? wow that is so epic I think I got my virginity back!!!! ^_^

[jbradj11]

haha lol kill haa min i hate her clone her 7 times and kill 1 swing lol

[moonpig118]

your so awesomely funny phil :D

[quarsk]

HAAHHA. maybe that should be tested.

[RandomRockerGirlSoph]

put it all into a big sock i could kill a hooker with it -- LMAO !! :D

[CheckmateTelevision]

0:39 SCRAPE THAT SHIT MAN!

[GaryH315223]

lol. douche cunt

[MeeKrob2000]

i think that you could kill more than just one hooker with all that change...

[TsukiyoChan]

I think he could kill more than 7 one swing... maybe 9.....

[MeeKrob2000]

I agree

[HENTAI125]

kick the guy's ass who was smokin yo... lack of sleep is bad for ones health... especially his! XD

[JE1190]

It's a hooker slappin' good time.

[Dr3v0]

Nice hair ;)

[OrderofMalice]

"I could probely kill a hooker with it" XD lmfao!!!

[oOhectikOo]

i lold at the hooker comment

[bkormann12]

dude this guy is cool

[8poseur8]

very good. it reminds me of puck and full metal jacket, how they put soap bars into socks. furthermore, one of the greatest bad ass scenes, sean penn in bad boys, soda cans in a pillow case. what else wakes you up?

[desisweety]

My new favorite video !!

[tygodard]

ahahh you jackass, i got my wisdom teeth pulled and it kills to laugh but i just lost it with the hooker joke

[NickVlaze]

loved the hooker part! hahahaha

[NickisKrunk16]

1.copy and paste

2.send this to 2 other videos.

3.hold your breath for 10 seconds

4.press refresh twice

3.LOOK AT YOUR HANDS

[david3newman]

HOLY SHIT my hands are pink!

FUCKING WITH MY MINDZ

[NickisKrunk16]

ok no i'm not i did and nothin happen.sry

[david3newman]

lol

[sirMAXX77]

hmm... interesting thought process. change bucket + sock = dead hooker. would you let her keep the change?

[baggedandblown]

I have more change than you Phil. Also, Australian coins are bigger so i could kid about 40 hookers, or 25 bogans.

[david3newman]

Bogans? Really??  wow... I want Bogans!

[tehiron]

your hair LOOKS JUST LIKE MINE WHEN

I WAKE UP LOL!!!

[Converselvr2011]

if i put it in a sock..

I could kill a hooker

7 with 1 swing

haha

[sodapopismyluvee2323]

Possibly my favorite video ever.

(Mainly because your hair made me giggle when you were walking down the stairs.)

X)

[GlamorGlitzandHope]

7 Hooker's With One Swing!!:P has got too be the funnyst thing i've herd all Day!

[o0samotech0o]

Sxephil he's not sexy, sexy phil, YEAH! He's definitely not sexy...

[ashleyfromwi]

with the change in my jar i can give a hooker a small bruise..thats about it...i love how you compare money in a sock to hookers..awesome

[MickieManiac505]

LMFAO At the Killing of Hookers With The Change xD

[XXXdc5]

ROFL @ killing 7/20 hookers hahahahahah

[Jsimp0487]

ZOMG!! I pissed my self a little bit with the Sock of Death! xD

[Gothpenguin]

Love the hair Phil

[Esellajessica]

sock-o-change. sock-u-dead!! Thats tunny I've never heard of a sock-a-change killing anybody lol till today lol

[okidam]

such a random video, haha. i feel bad ya got woke up like that. yup.

[Jehnay]

Ah..... I lol'd. You kill those hookers, Phil. And you kill them GOOD!

[magnusrobotk]

ooooooo kayyyyyyyy...

[usaearthling]

"Such a waste of time"

[daybird2]

All that talking and you said NOTHING! Get a life!

[smclean2004]

Funny stuff. You not a real man until you can kill about 34 hookers with one swing. Keep saving!

[Implosion101]

"If you lined up 20 hookers, you could probably kill seven of them with one swing." Haha.

[mikma]

i had a big jar of just silver coins took it to the bank and they counted and rolled it for me they got to keep $23.00 I got to keep $1,562.00 i dont think they offer that service any more...mikma was here

[grzzzlybear]

kill a hooker? yer an asshole.

[rothchild0007]

u a hooker?

[williamkendrick]

no kidding

[mikma]

mikma was here

[Anthonyproductionz]

"I like to judge my money based on how many hookers I can kill..." LmFa0

[okbye1]

i hope the guy from craigslist didnt see this first.

[CDK0818]

LOL, He prolly did

[balikguitar]

that was hilarious! i count my money by the amount of hookers i can kill with it. hilarious!

[MissLilyVideos]

haha, that was neither a jar or a bucket.

[h2oloobmx]

I have that same Drinking Monkey picture. Hell yeah..

[laissa09]

HAHAHA "I like to judge my money based on how many hookers I can kill..."

[StAmander]

I could kill a hooker with a dollar bill

[zbou23]

i kill my hookers the old fashion way...

with my car.

[Devourer09]

I use my cock.

[truzzyx]

i just pay em :S

[Sssnakers]

Fuck you, asshole.

LET THE BITCH COME.

[BenSTA09]

seven at least ten hookers by my guesstimate

[amnix13]

yay, kill the hookers.

[chubby987]

was there a Loonie in the change bucket?

[Kokushi666]

YAY CANADA!

[BenSTA09]

lol you saw it too

[ryannlag]

did you see his mouth.... ukkk, I could smell his BAD ass breath from here!

[RandomRaff]

big sock and hooker...LOL

[lijawan0]

hahahahahaha 7 in a swing.

[gabrielvlx]

i think phil is going crazy.

[RJX2]

damn! kill a hoe with a sock full of change

[Kudosaki]

Did you have a loonie in there? o___O

[mbm13213]

My step sister is a bitch.

She stole my Spongebob bandaids and shoved my Bobo Fett action figure up her ass.

[EntrE01]

hahahaha, what a bitch xD

[hemmsilius]

his name is Boba.

[mbm13213]

Either way he's still stuck up her ass.

[itzurboykeith]

7 out of 20 hookers! that was hilarius! =]