@myusq To smack some sense into those idiots that think Bush was a good leader, who think that being a democrat equals being a communist and who don't understand that there is no god. But then, dear myusq, you wouldn't know...
@myusq No, Bush is the joke, but he is not funny. Bill is. At least Bill Maher doesn't have the deaths of hundreds of people on his hands, but Bush is so stupid he probably thinks he is playing with those toy soldiers.
because you are just stupid... ...stupid is and stupid does... ...aou do not know where your country is on a map and you wouldn't be even able to communicate with anyone if they didn't learn your language... ...maybe that is the reason you like to kill everyone outside of your country (well actually even in your country)...
I wish people would stop confusing George W. Bush for a "country boy". He was born in Connecticut and while he grew up in Texas, even there he was surrounded by the upper crust. His own wife poked fun of the fact that he'd never lived in a rural area and didn't know how to do much other than clear brush. Which is exactly what he did all day.
Texas is the size of France and the second most populous state in the union with half the population arriving here in the last 30 years. Not all rednecks!
can you imagine that idiot bush in vietnam... ahaha walking like a monkey in middle of the jungle running home to texas crying for his daddy, the biggest fucking cowar sended ppl to war and then dodge the war, piece of shit
Bill should stick to his show because his standup doesn't work most of the time; his timing is off and he laughs at his own jokes too much. He makes some good points while others fall flat. I watch his show but wouldn't pay to see him.
I'm from Texas and yes there are TONS of fucking idiots here. I want to punch people in the face on a daily basis. I shit you not, there are ultra conservative lesbians here. Texas is for sure a crazy place.
I've lived in Texas all my life. It's sad that even Texans are perpetuating his exact words. Bill Maher is a comedian and is exaggerating.
I am also an atheist, and I have never met a person who looked down on me for that. Even people from Texas can respect other peoples' views. Grow up please.
On the abstinence issue, abstinence does NOT work because it only teaches not to have sex. Teenagers need to be educated on SAFE sex. Teen sex is inevitable, abstinence will never work for all teens.
Bill Maher would run your country far better than all your presidents altogether :) seriously people - either you wake up or you go down the toilet, cause the rest of the world is starting not to respect you for your ignorance :/
@Gytrash23 Wow. That whole concept is inconceivable to me. I couldn't live like that and feel free. You have a lot more strength than me - I don't think I could handle staying there.
@Gytrash23 An atheist in Texas? That must be one hell of an existence. I couldn't imagine living somewhere where the general populace would look down on me because I didn't believe the same fairy tales that they did... where I'd have to be careful in some company what I say about my personal beliefs
@TheAsfaloth he doesn't like Obama that much, he liked John Edwards, but supported Obama over the campaign after the affair. He has been bashing him for not doing what he promised if you watch the show.
I think Maher is quite funny. But quite honestly, he's the democrat version of Bush. His perspective is just as narrow as Bush's perspective, which is quite noticeable in the religion topic. I'm not the religious type myself, but I think that considering that all people that believe in God are plain morons is more naive than believing that God made the world in a week
@BenkosG Eh no. Maher does not believe that all people that believe in God are plain morons. He has stated that religious faith is probably a neurological disorder. I interpreted that statement to mean that religious faith is the result of psychological pathologies. How else would one explain the existance of different, mutually exclusive religions? Believing in something for which there is no objective reason, and weak ethical reason to believe, is, if not moronic, then at least primitive.
Other countries point the finger at america so easily. America is now the mock nation, but meanwhile, every fuckin country is turning out to be just as bad. You see our phony leaders on the news all the time with their smiles and hand shakes. Everyone bowed down to the US when they went to war in the middle east, AGAIN. That shows what cowards we have as heads of state. puppets the lot of them
"I don't remember the truth." Was that a reference to the hearings where the henchmen couldn't remember their crimes? Why am I laughing so hard when this monologue just brings back awful memories? xD
When midgets are getting popular morality is in decline. At the end of Soviet Union there were many midgets in movies, on TV, in concerts. Somebody has to study this.
"Why cant we be one of those countries where the president has a permanent tan, and expensive suits and a versace mistress. There are pictures of them f**king on a boat, but nobody cares because thats amore! Why cant we be that country?!?!"
why do so many people talk about who they voted for for president, We do not elect the president, the electoral colledge does. Why dont people remember that from high school? Maybe if enough people were informed we could unite and get rid of the electoral colledge and our vote might mean something.
im gay... will the army even draft me? im 19... but id just tell the general "i like weiners"... im sure he'd kick me out lol... im also a left wing social democrat, they would hate me in the army... id be like "guys... why are we even fighting? is this country a threat?" they would kick me out in a week for unmoralizeing the troops, and it wouldent be my fault
"Roy" is from Sigfried and Roy- they are/were Las Vegas entertainers that *used* captive wild cats in their show. One of the animals that were a part of their show -- one can assume that they were unwillingly so -- attacked Roy and injured him rather extensively. FWIW- I thought that the animal is/was a tiger.
@Londron wow, i'm so glad someone like you actually said something that's true and not discriminative to americans. only to religious people, and who the fuck cares about them. lol
@Londron and unfortunately for the rest of us, your continent is just about the only one to recognize that. I cant wait till even one part of the US becomes more like western europe
@Londron The Bible belt starts in southern Indiana and encompasses the southeast basically. Religion and politics absolutely don't mix. The problem is that religion is a damn good campaign tactic.
@Londron i'm from the south and i can tell i consider myself religious and i wish the religious people would live in reality. mainly stuff like abstinence works, but the highest teen pregnancy rates are in what is considered the bible belt in the U.S.
@wcoleman99 There's such a thing as being religious AND rational. But let's face it, The Bible and TV have really regressed our nation back to the times of cave-people. As for teen pregnancy, these kids are clearly carrying out God's will for them to be fruitful and multiply. Abstinence obviously doesn't work. However, Darwin would call this "survival of the twittest"
@explizidace Just so you know I am not from the States, but I do not hate America! I do dislike your politicians because of their foreign policy, BUT I love your culture and I wanna visit your country like crazy.
Right-Wingers are so hypocritical - they love liberal culture, movies, tv, las vegas, but they speak out against liberals and do things like attack actors because a majority are liberal leaning - do Conservatives really expect their conservative close-minded values to be openly praised by people in places like Las Vegas?
@Claronium780 ok, theres a class in my collage called "liberal arts" do you REALLY think theyre referring to people like john carrey or obama? or are they referring to artists?
@TwistedComplex Well, sir, If I have anything else that might be worthy of your approval, I'll just ask beforehand so you don't get offended like the last time, how bought' that? Maybe if you're going to reference how you're in a higher education level to show off how much you know to everyone, you should at least spell it right.
its never for free, its an investment oportunity, you must think US is doing anything but stealing OIL and paving the way to making new consumers for american products out of iraq. and FYI USA aren´t the only ones helping. u think they are because that is what you see in the highly censored tv in america. brazilian army has always been a helping hand in haiti for the UN.
itsot thateveryoneates us untl theres a disaster, thn they take our money happily... its tht werefeinmoney period, wednt even gve the most foreign aid, that woud be the UN and the UE.
Texas is to the states as Bavaria is to Germany...a bunch of separatist backward chauvinists...Fortunately, there has never been a bavarian chancellor in Germany ;-)
Wasn't Hindenburg bavarian? I'm not being a smartarse, I seriously thought he was. Set me straight if he wasn't. He was president or something though wasn't he?
Can't blame you for saying that--the odds of an actual Bavarian who speaks English and liberal enough to be watching Bill Maher reading your comment had to be outrageously tiny. Sorreee, though. =)
Separatist tendencies, maybe. Backward chauvinists? Somehow, it's the rest of the country that shows me oppression of Turkish minorities, a place in the kitchen for women, and a truly phenomenal clinging to religious hierarchy.
@Sav3TheWorld If people from Texas stayed in Texas then we wouldn't have had a Texan president in Washington D.C. pass the Civil Rights Act. If Texans stayed in Texas then 3 of the 12 men who walked on the moon would've had their talents wasted. There are many more contributions from Texas, but I think I made my point.
He talks about Reality T.V. back then. I would love to see what he says about it now. xD
MythikInk 2 weeks ago
\m/ Bill Maher \m/
GLANL 2 weeks ago
aw, there are cool people from texas.
taffysaur 4 weeks ago
@myusq To smack some sense into those idiots that think Bush was a good leader, who think that being a democrat equals being a communist and who don't understand that there is no god. But then, dear myusq, you wouldn't know...
AernoutMJC 1 month ago
@myusq No, Bush is the joke, but he is not funny. Bill is. At least Bill Maher doesn't have the deaths of hundreds of people on his hands, but Bush is so stupid he probably thinks he is playing with those toy soldiers.
boudica67 1 month ago 3
"I can't remember the truth" killed me :D
azuzses 2 months ago 3
...If only he knew what would happen...
spudmuffin99 2 months ago
because you are just stupid... ...stupid is and stupid does... ...aou do not know where your country is on a map and you wouldn't be even able to communicate with anyone if they didn't learn your language... ...maybe that is the reason you like to kill everyone outside of your country (well actually even in your country)...
TheYouwontgetit 2 months ago
173cm... I didn't know he was that short.
CognitiveNetwork 3 months ago
8:00 XD better than jack nicholson.
boss180888 3 months ago
I wish people would stop confusing George W. Bush for a "country boy". He was born in Connecticut and while he grew up in Texas, even there he was surrounded by the upper crust. His own wife poked fun of the fact that he'd never lived in a rural area and didn't know how to do much other than clear brush. Which is exactly what he did all day.
Texas is the size of France and the second most populous state in the union with half the population arriving here in the last 30 years. Not all rednecks!
BNicodemo 3 months ago
can you imagine that idiot bush in vietnam... ahaha walking like a monkey in middle of the jungle running home to texas crying for his daddy, the biggest fucking cowar sended ppl to war and then dodge the war, piece of shit
ukusapillage 3 months ago 3
Bill should stick to his show because his standup doesn't work most of the time; his timing is off and he laughs at his own jokes too much. He makes some good points while others fall flat. I watch his show but wouldn't pay to see him.
hznfrst 4 months ago
Does the crowd really need to clap after every 2 sentences...
Egofever 4 months ago
23 people don't speak english.
cboogiebaker 4 months ago
No worries man
tanker516 4 months ago
4:40 onone from Texas can be president
sosterday123 5 months ago
Justin do me ! Justin do me !
sosterday123 5 months ago
6:39 :O
Cole0091261 5 months ago
I'm from Texas and yes there are TONS of fucking idiots here. I want to punch people in the face on a daily basis. I shit you not, there are ultra conservative lesbians here. Texas is for sure a crazy place.
MDizzle3282 6 months ago 79
@MDizzle3282 Ultra conservative lesbians? that makes no sense! hahahaha
diegovercesi 3 months ago
@MDizzle3282 Fucking hilarious. You get a cookie.
BuddhaBebop 3 months ago
Texas is for the USA what bavaria is for us germans. :D
Stalin111 6 months ago 2
@Stalin111
Well, let´s be honest.......not for all Germans.....
bluenightfox 6 months ago
In 2007 the President didn't!.
lGeschanl 6 months ago
1:00 The President does have a permanent tan!
Coffeeisnecessary 6 months ago 2
22 people are not swiss ...
TheYoungstructural 7 months ago 6
It's A Texas Thing JAJAJAJA
AstorreHerrera 7 months ago 2
is this funny
acedeep100 8 months ago
I've lived in Texas all my life. It's sad that even Texans are perpetuating his exact words. Bill Maher is a comedian and is exaggerating.
I am also an atheist, and I have never met a person who looked down on me for that. Even people from Texas can respect other peoples' views. Grow up please.
On the abstinence issue, abstinence does NOT work because it only teaches not to have sex. Teenagers need to be educated on SAFE sex. Teen sex is inevitable, abstinence will never work for all teens.
DarkaneFiend 9 months ago
Bill Maher would run your country far better than all your presidents altogether :) seriously people - either you wake up or you go down the toilet, cause the rest of the world is starting not to respect you for your ignorance :/
krynicah 9 months ago
I love Bill Maher!!!
mtlilr 9 months ago 2
@Gytrash23 Wow. That whole concept is inconceivable to me. I couldn't live like that and feel free. You have a lot more strength than me - I don't think I could handle staying there.
StevenBee2 10 months ago
@Gytrash23 An atheist in Texas? That must be one hell of an existence. I couldn't imagine living somewhere where the general populace would look down on me because I didn't believe the same fairy tales that they did... where I'd have to be careful in some company what I say about my personal beliefs
StevenBee2 10 months ago
O MAH GOSH SADM HAS A DEATH RAY
615Deathdealer 10 months ago
i did not see a single black guy in there
newbietuber99966 10 months ago
Subway! randomness
Copper4head 10 months ago
only 2 parts? where's the rest of the show?
moahoah 11 months ago 5
People from Texas cannot be President. This should be a constitutional amendment!
PookitaPoo 11 months ago
Love the part about so-called "reality shows". Worst shit EVER referred to as "entertainment"...
deetjay1 11 months ago
Carlin did that pirate costume joke before but in a different context.
Bill Maher is great though!
ninjaXchameleon 11 months ago
Bill Maher supports Obama
Cioppa182 1 year ago
@Cioppa182
Yet hates Bush, bit sad he can't seem there is no difference between them.
TheAsfaloth 11 months ago
@TheAsfaloth he doesn't like Obama that much, he liked John Edwards, but supported Obama over the campaign after the affair. He has been bashing him for not doing what he promised if you watch the show.
SUPPORTGOODMUSIC1003 10 months ago
Bill looks better now with short hair.
Cioppa182 1 year ago
Part 3 please.
studioworks1990 1 year ago 5
22 Texans watched this
UrSoMeanBoss 1 year ago 22
I think Maher is quite funny. But quite honestly, he's the democrat version of Bush. His perspective is just as narrow as Bush's perspective, which is quite noticeable in the religion topic. I'm not the religious type myself, but I think that considering that all people that believe in God are plain morons is more naive than believing that God made the world in a week
BenkosG 1 year ago
@BenkosG Eh no. Maher does not believe that all people that believe in God are plain morons. He has stated that religious faith is probably a neurological disorder. I interpreted that statement to mean that religious faith is the result of psychological pathologies. How else would one explain the existance of different, mutually exclusive religions? Believing in something for which there is no objective reason, and weak ethical reason to believe, is, if not moronic, then at least primitive.
Pomme843 1 year ago 3
1.06
HAHA, ONLY in America do people care who their politic leaders fuck which is honestly pretty sad.
Londron 1 year ago 3
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DrNHand1994 1 year ago
i have a 20 page paper due tmr, but fuck that bill maher's the shit!
SASJKL 1 year ago 2
Other countries point the finger at america so easily. America is now the mock nation, but meanwhile, every fuckin country is turning out to be just as bad. You see our phony leaders on the news all the time with their smiles and hand shakes. Everyone bowed down to the US when they went to war in the middle east, AGAIN. That shows what cowards we have as heads of state. puppets the lot of them
papapetad 1 year ago
at like 6:45 he gives the signal when talking about bush and clinton! scary
12u34me 1 year ago
I'd rather have Berlesconi as head of country than the idiot George W Bush!
Ranndommzz3495 1 year ago
You know you're getting older when you see some kid asking..."What's a Draft-Dodger?"
toobularbells 1 year ago 6
@toobularbells yeah, also a sign of poor education not knowing what the draft was.
a10miletooth 1 year ago
New rule: Know where your presidents are from. Bush is from Maine, not Texas, he just want's people to think he was :P
SPositron 1 year ago
@SPositron Well he was governor. That places his psyche truly there.
Qermaq 1 year ago
I give him credit, he doesn't pander to the average braindead American like some politician or marketing type.
MountMarcyNY 1 year ago
Draft dodger?
Anakoluti 1 year ago
@Anakoluti
A draft dodger is omeone who avoids going to war. Its from when people got drafted without choice and chose not to go.
Pha7Pa7 1 year ago
@Pha7Pa7 Cheers :)
Anakoluti 1 year ago
where's the rest ? :(
xoxDiamante 1 year ago
i salute draft dodgers, tax dodgers, objectors, rebellers, and anyone else that doesnt comply with the orders of an oppressive, retarded government
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
@longfootbuddy rebellers? rebels.
MountMarcyNY 1 year ago
@MountMarcyNY rebellinos
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
lets not give it up for the "kids" that are over there mindlessly carrying out absurd orders
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
Saddam Hussein has a death ray, lol
Rockguitarhero462 1 year ago
"I don't remember the truth." Was that a reference to the hearings where the henchmen couldn't remember their crimes? Why am I laughing so hard when this monologue just brings back awful memories? xD
darkmiles22 1 year ago
When midgets are getting popular morality is in decline. At the end of Soviet Union there were many midgets in movies, on TV, in concerts. Somebody has to study this.
Dimy761 1 year ago 2
@Dimy761 Yes that is why Palin is so popular, she is the smallest mental midget
MountMarcyNY 1 year ago
@MountMarcyNY She is worse, she is pro-life
Dimy761 1 year ago
@mistytrick
thin how much how WE are embarassed by berlusconi :(
MaximilianHorizon 1 year ago
is the comedy stand up or a fucking rant ?
ironintel 1 year ago
@ironintel Your point is?
Calsendon 1 year ago
@ironintel fucking rant still funny ha!
azozeo9 1 year ago
@mistytrick
not really...
Zuurkool1 1 year ago
You want the truth!??!?!.. I can't remember the truth.. hahaha
GreatnessGordon 1 year ago 4
21 people can't think for themselves.
a2birdcage 1 year ago
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Now we are the country where the President has a permanent tan, expensive suits and hot wife. Sorry Europe.
OctoroonToYou 1 year ago
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OctoroonToYou 1 year ago
Such a great line! LOL
"Why cant we be one of those countries where the president has a permanent tan, and expensive suits and a versace mistress. There are pictures of them f**king on a boat, but nobody cares because thats amore! Why cant we be that country?!?!"
mallory234 1 year ago 8
He's very funny, but I have to point out that Bush was just a patsy for the neocons.
MrFrozenyoga 1 year ago
I don't milk a yak for $25 million!!!
okplayer420 1 year ago
i know how to fix the economy, sell texas to mexico :)
thatgodlessguy 1 year ago
why do so many people talk about who they voted for for president, We do not elect the president, the electoral colledge does. Why dont people remember that from high school? Maybe if enough people were informed we could unite and get rid of the electoral colledge and our vote might mean something.
xmrpogox 1 year ago
Fuck I almost died laughing when he mentioned goat hunters not wanting 25 millions dollars. LMAO.
idricool 1 year ago 2
LOL!! at the texas thing
ahmology 1 year ago
108 up comments for someone that misspells "border"?
groundzer077 1 year ago 34
@groundzer077 the point is valid.
traqueofziche 1 year ago
@groundzer077 it's not how you spell, it's what you spell. you, dumb piece of shit
tubehiki 8 months ago
@tubehiki spoken like a true scholar. By the way, there isn't a comma between 'you' and 'dumb'.
groundzer077 8 months ago 3
i don't think it'd be a big deal if they had sex on the stage in front of those people
mustxgetxout 1 year ago
"which people? these assholes?" hahaha
crayyawn 1 year ago
im gay... will the army even draft me? im 19... but id just tell the general "i like weiners"... im sure he'd kick me out lol... im also a left wing social democrat, they would hate me in the army... id be like "guys... why are we even fighting? is this country a threat?" they would kick me out in a week for unmoralizeing the troops, and it wouldent be my fault
wildboy789789 1 year ago 7
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Arrrrh.
America fought a big war with Mexico over Texas. The US lost and were forced to keep Texas.
gamesbok 1 year ago 46
@gamesbok lucky mexicans lol
wildboy789789 1 year ago
What's the lion ate Roy thing a reference to?
IcyScythe 1 year ago
@IcyScythe
"Roy" is from Sigfried and Roy- they are/were Las Vegas entertainers that *used* captive wild cats in their show. One of the animals that were a part of their show -- one can assume that they were unwillingly so -- attacked Roy and injured him rather extensively. FWIW- I thought that the animal is/was a tiger.
Pelhampete 1 year ago
You tell 'em Fluffy. They hate us for our freedom! That's right.. ROFL!!!
haha oh my god and the bounty on Bin Laden.. yep, no wonder we've garnered that fame of stupid in the world
gmhmilenio 1 year ago
Awesome
thecatnalex 1 year ago
He does this \m/ a lot...rock on O-O!
Selesify 1 year ago
The whole texas and cowboy thing made me ROFL.
7tylerjb 1 year ago
I'm from Europe but I heard the south is more religious...religious people should stay the fuck out of politics, seriously.
Londron 1 year ago 120
@Londron true, unfortunately the opposite is reality in the US
CoozyMcMillan 1 year ago
@Londron wow, i'm so glad someone like you actually said something that's true and not discriminative to americans. only to religious people, and who the fuck cares about them. lol
SASJKL 1 year ago
@Londron and unfortunately for the rest of us, your continent is just about the only one to recognize that. I cant wait till even one part of the US becomes more like western europe
DrNHand1994 1 year ago
@Londron The Bible belt starts in southern Indiana and encompasses the southeast basically. Religion and politics absolutely don't mix. The problem is that religion is a damn good campaign tactic.
Katewrit85 1 year ago
@Londron i'm from the south and i can tell i consider myself religious and i wish the religious people would live in reality. mainly stuff like abstinence works, but the highest teen pregnancy rates are in what is considered the bible belt in the U.S.
wcoleman99 10 months ago
@wcoleman99 There's such a thing as being religious AND rational. But let's face it, The Bible and TV have really regressed our nation back to the times of cave-people. As for teen pregnancy, these kids are clearly carrying out God's will for them to be fruitful and multiply. Abstinence obviously doesn't work. However, Darwin would call this "survival of the twittest"
ljohn787 10 months ago
@Londron Lol yep. I live in Texas and I'm not embarrassed... I'm ASHAMED.
hearttopmodel05 9 months ago
@Londron
Yeah, try living here. haha. no wonder so many people hate america.
explizidace 8 months ago
@explizidace Just so you know I am not from the States, but I do not hate America! I do dislike your politicians because of their foreign policy, BUT I love your culture and I wanna visit your country like crazy.
ThePowerExcess 8 months ago 3
All the members of the audience are pink and round...like cute little pigs :)
SurferRosa79 1 year ago
Wasnt LBJ from Texas?
MillaHead 1 year ago
"new rule people from Texas can't be president"
and Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee and the whole south
therealallpro 1 year ago 4
Galleria at Haliburton Square! I love it! That says it all.
spikutus 1 year ago
@spikutus Would you be able to explain that part for me please?
ShahnamPersia 1 year ago
BUSH ISN'T TEXAN!!!!
LittleChikadee 1 year ago
@LittleChikadee No, he just thinks he is...lol
whisper349 1 year ago
@LittleChikadee
Isn't he from Massaschusatts?
(How it now is fucking spelled)
Se1ander 1 year ago
talk shit about TX all day, but remember 37% of the military is Texan's. so apparently you pussy ass yanks need us cowboys.
ANCHORSaweighMYboys 1 year ago
@ANCHORSaweighMYboys to do what?
qw2b 1 year ago
where's 3rd part?
SPxQR 1 year ago 2
I'm a Texan and He's spot-on. I'm constantly surrounded by fucking morons.
ChaseKittens 1 year ago
Do americans really have Midget-Dating tv shows?
fsan2005 1 year ago
What happened to part 3?
wittyvegan 1 year ago
Midget dating show? Is there actually such a thing?
Mertdizzle15 1 year ago
Interesting point about Bush in a costume. However I'm feeling that a cowboy outfit is the US's national dress.
shouryuuken100 1 year ago
Right-Wingers are so hypocritical - they love liberal culture, movies, tv, las vegas, but they speak out against liberals and do things like attack actors because a majority are liberal leaning - do Conservatives really expect their conservative close-minded values to be openly praised by people in places like Las Vegas?
Claronium780 1 year ago
@Claronium780 liberal culture and the liberal political party are ALOT different
get your facts right
TwistedComplex 1 year ago
@TwistedComplex what the f are you talking about? I am completely right
Claronium780 1 year ago
@Claronium780 ok, theres a class in my collage called "liberal arts" do you REALLY think theyre referring to people like john carrey or obama? or are they referring to artists?
TwistedComplex 1 year ago
@TwistedComplex
... it's spelled college... lol
goodmourning1039 1 year ago
@goodmourning1039 thank you, hardass, have anymore useless comments?
TwistedComplex 1 year ago
@TwistedComplex Well, sir, If I have anything else that might be worthy of your approval, I'll just ask beforehand so you don't get offended like the last time, how bought' that? Maybe if you're going to reference how you're in a higher education level to show off how much you know to everyone, you should at least spell it right.
goodmourning1039 1 year ago
where r the other parts?
xxmichoxx 2 years ago 10
its never for free, its an investment oportunity, you must think US is doing anything but stealing OIL and paving the way to making new consumers for american products out of iraq. and FYI USA aren´t the only ones helping. u think they are because that is what you see in the highly censored tv in america. brazilian army has always been a helping hand in haiti for the UN.
wh173thad 2 years ago 3
itsot thateveryoneates us untl theres a disaster, thn they take our money happily... its tht werefeinmoney period, wednt even gve the most foreign aid, that woud be the UN and the UE.
millitantatheist1 2 years ago
You're not the only country that helps in disasters. You are the richest.
Japan sent $750,000,000 in tsunami relief. .
expatted 2 years ago 18
oh wow I didnt even know that
Rikeeboy 1 year ago
Well you vote for them, so figure it out.
expatted 2 years ago
"Bush's two-dimensional mind" lol!!!
auriciangelescu 2 years ago 35
He's got Bush 100% right.
PS: No one hates you for your freedom, we hate you because your country is run by assholes.
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i second that
f00g3n 2 years ago 5
lmao I live in the US and i agree with you
reasonz2lie 2 years ago 7
Happy to oblige. Ain't it the truth!
expatted 2 years ago
I thought a writer at Cracked had it right: "They don't hate us for our freedom, they hate us because we use our freedom to create 'The Hills.'"
Nackles 2 years ago 13
@expatted Im american and I hate bush. hes a war criminal and belongs in prison
infinitefootball 1 year ago 2
@expatted i love you.
metrocks4life 1 year ago
Run by assholes and populated by assholes XD
guthax20 1 year ago
@expatted and corrupt ignorant liars
marcurgino 1 year ago
@expatted
You know, I didn't need to hear that from you...
But the rest of America over here needs that message kicked up their asses HARD.
Sombomombo 1 year ago
@expatted you should run for international mediator, because you make the world a better place, really, you do all you can
bobzechikon 1 year ago
You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!
Jabonator 2 years ago 14
kobi style! hahahha
Arsenalsoccer014 2 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
He is boring in this particular show.. repeating the material ...
mokadinous 2 years ago
"Reality" Shows are.....I mean.....wow. Bullshit and cruelity.
PrsFenderJackson1980 2 years ago
4:50 That dude must be from Texas.
Bayonet300 2 years ago
The Fox Network... so true... so scary... so dangereous... wake up America!!
PAULAZ63 2 years ago 9
The moment at 6:35 is cool. :D
akschrott 2 years ago
Interesting, he never quite lets the audience know he's not calling them stupid.
doston1 2 years ago 12
Texas is to the states as Bavaria is to Germany...a bunch of separatist backward chauvinists...Fortunately, there has never been a bavarian chancellor in Germany ;-)
Ichtiostega 2 years ago 6
Wasn't Hindenburg bavarian? I'm not being a smartarse, I seriously thought he was. Set me straight if he wasn't. He was president or something though wasn't he?
AnotheroftheRabble 2 years ago
Prussian, not Bavarian
TRUMPHENT 2 years ago
Can't blame you for saying that--the odds of an actual Bavarian who speaks English and liberal enough to be watching Bill Maher reading your comment had to be outrageously tiny. Sorreee, though. =)
Separatist tendencies, maybe. Backward chauvinists? Somehow, it's the rest of the country that shows me oppression of Turkish minorities, a place in the kitchen for women, and a truly phenomenal clinging to religious hierarchy.
Tserton 2 years ago 2
TSERTON: Hi:) GREAT point.
jd
Satori1800 2 years ago
BMW's are'nt very good either.I know.I used to own a few.However,they are better than what Texans could come up with.
taxisgay12 2 years ago
depends where the bm is produced, in poland and in germany they are tough quality cars, straight up and down
mcren1984 2 years ago
What about Ludwig Erhard? ;-)
Troul478 2 years ago
The only thing I don't like about Bill Maher is that he named the Bush Parrot Fluffy. Fluffy is not a good name for a bird of any sort...
devilscry01 2 years ago
Well, now we do have a president with a permanent tan. :D
guacamoleoliee 2 years ago 18
People in Texas need to Stay in Texas. Fuck the Mexican Boarder, lets build a wall around the Texas Boarder.
Sav3TheWorld 2 years ago 149
@Sav3TheWorld I heard from Stephen Colbert you try to keep mexican's out by putting your worst states at the border.
Icerama108 1 year ago
@Sav3TheWorld lmao awwww come on now, dont be ignorant.
YourAJerkChris 1 year ago
@Sav3TheWorld If people from Texas stayed in Texas then we wouldn't have had a Texan president in Washington D.C. pass the Civil Rights Act. If Texans stayed in Texas then 3 of the 12 men who walked on the moon would've had their talents wasted. There are many more contributions from Texas, but I think I made my point.
fsmdidit 1 year ago
@Sav3TheWorld Learn to spell fucking border first retard, and Ron Paul lives in Texas, and even Bill admitted to Ron Paul being fucking awesome.
Ron Paul is our best bet for sure.
T00KAH 1 year ago