Welcome to Prague!

[darlthris]

at :50, it looks like the scene from Swing kids when the cripple got beaten.

[JanAshaIzzyMayaNinja]

I'm slovak and he's right czech is ugly lol

[EdouardPicard0224]

Cabouret!

[Jessiisdoomkitty]

mne sa nepaci cestina ties lol

[aylielove]

It's weird to know that I've been there over 6 times and you were there too. <3

[eyegrinder94]

The mention of Iceland made me feel awesome for some reason...

[fikr1234]

Oh my god this is so cool I'm from Prague and I never thought he would make a vid about it but I love my language so fuck you... I still think this is pretty cool

[sallyossoukroedition]

French is beautiful language . Your video is hilarious.

[MillyMelanie]

Come to Norway, Jack. The language is not bad, and the beer is vybornê :D come to bergen :)

Trust me.... there`s no f*cking people there who are trying to make you go to the cabaret.. btw.. I just love your vacation videos :D well.. I love all your videos... ecpecially "take of your clothes.." :D But this one is absolute amazing! It really proves that Norway is better than Czech ;)

[McBlah95]

oh Jack ur so drunk but that's just y I luv u

[WhisperzIshBored]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

German is not an ugly language!

[operace]

I've lived in the Czech republic ALL MY LIFE. I'm a bilingual student with Czech nationality which I cannot change at the moment. For my vacation, I get the f*ck out of there and loathe coming back. Even the shittiest, darkest, racist, rudest, chauvinistic part of the USA is a vicar's tea party compared to the CZ. I don't mean to burst your bubble, people, but seriously...Beautiful city? Nice people? Lovely language? You've drunk too much overpriced alcohol.

[chg25425]

I love how "ugly language" is in the tags. XD

[gamergirl3651]

i really want to go there to get drunk at 13 :P

[dilbert250]

this is my favorite video of yours

[PaolaZajac]

"Jak sie masz" is in Polish :P

[SnippetsFilm]

Omg i was in prague when u were in prague...cool :P

[Kulascus]

I love when you speak czech, cause it's so simillar to my language, polish (It's nothing like german or french... that was just silly, what you said)

[catcherGURL230]

Mi bruthr bought a summer house there. He shares it with our cuzin the pope!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha i jkjkjkjk I wish he had bought a summer house n Prague. Tht wud ROCK!!!

[whiitedragonn]

<3 Prague

[TheODonnellkid]

"Yes i didnt get pickpocketed! Nice!"

[SariTheOneAndOnly]

Jesus people don't get all defensive! English is nice, chzech too...

[Technotrancelove14]

isnt czech a lot like polish and slovak? i love those languages :D not that i have a choice :P

[125patrik]

Češi, palec nahoru ! :D

[Arainion]

It's actually english that is ugly, chzech language is amazing

[whoo689]

Vyborne'

[MistrzPictures]

Smazeni ser is smażony ser, duh.

[thestefanabingdonlov]

F*ckin' toourist!!! oh wait... I'm one! woops... lol

[ajrhotrodz]

Nemyslím si, že angličtina je pekna

(i don't think english is nice neither)

[ajrhotrodz]

Nemyslím si, že angličtina je pekné ani

(i don't think english is nice neither)

[Bigntight]

He's not an alcoholic, he's a connoisseur!

[skateshskatesh]

yeah czech bear GAMBRINUS 10 and 11 ist best :-))

[CrazyAlbinoTurkey]

Hmm I don't think any language is worse than Spanish!! Well the way some Mexicans speak it. It's so nasally and God it is freakin horrible.

[Ondra273]

I speak czech since I was born. And I love it.

[terentule]

That's so...weird :). I honestly can't tell if you like it here or not...half of the things said are not true, but I guess it was just a joke. Anyway, I live in Prague and I love it! Can't get tired of it :).

Also, interesting thing to say Czech is mix of French and German. People usually mistake it for Russian. I love Czech, it's very melodic :). And I don't like beer.

Oh and one last thing - the place where you drank dark beer, my favourite! :)

[TheMetalPenguin]

Yeah... a lot of t-shirts in Eastern Europe just have random English words on because it's considered cool, somehow. I never understood it.

[DDBZY13]

Pilsner- Give'r

[Moomoothehorse]

The magical land of prauge where beer is cheaper than water and it's cheaper to buy beer than water

[ShootANerdMaster]

Europeans are stupid

[omlas6]

you shoulded come to budapest too, its not far from there, and its better than prague

[lewis1726]

are you serious the dirinking age is 12 or something, where is this place!

[HowkeyLL]

@lewis1726 its 18

[arnoldkohoutek]

Wow, I am your big fan from czech republic!!!! I didn't realized how bad our language is!!!! :D Great video!

[BloodredRidinHood00]

Drinking age in Puerto Rico is 18. Just a few more weeks...

[RaiderJake26]

jack are you honestly afraid of getting pitpocketed in Prague? you're more likely to be mugged in Britain

[Vero9ka93]

My sister gained 11 pounds in one summer from eating that cheese-thing... So good though...:)

[youvegotsyd]

@beatles4eva3 damn I'll be seventeen when I'm in Costa Rica. So close...

[youvegotsyd]

I'm sure the description of the Czech republic's location was a joke. He was there- he knows it's not near Japan or very close to Iceland

[ThePumpklin]

Ich mag an kartoffeln in mein bett legen

[Kari070999]

Prague is GREAT!! The clock was cool huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you ever eat at Cowboys?

[Beatles4eva3]

@laddy900 come to costa rica, drinking age is 18 ;)

[kex1xik]

I am Czech and I f****ng hate that language!

[160maverick]

I like how in the description it says that Prague is "right next to Japan and not far from Iceland." Those two countrys aren't even near eachother

[ringmaster572]

@Daternite I love German.

[IPineappleI]

Just got back from Prague. Ate 6 smažený sýr's in 3 days. I memorized how to order it. Best three days evar.

[Serjical1]

fucking tourists....

[yankees3936]

Damn how old are you?

[Kimbyandy]

na zdravi!

[Ekrocker47]

31 people speak Pragunese.

[indianjones21]

I know German and French . This language is like taking these two languages and slapping them together

[miukiblue]

lol pyat means 5 in russian xD

[famousgirl9x9]

@laddy900 canada is 19?? waaaa...garbage where i live its 21...freaking america

[djbrian1991]

@laddy900 Come here to the UK, its 18 here lol

[Serjical1]

lol the bastard child of german and french

[ghostsshAdow234]

watching him eat that mayo and cheese thing made my stomach start to hurt 

[6256sarahsmith]

my bff lives in progue

[IPineappleI]

You should do these videos all around the world. Just visit cities that people request and just do what you do best. Sample the beer, and eat the food. I'd watch dat

[EvilBender47]

there is more then 2 million people in czech republic, nice video anyway. i am from czech, and our language is great in violent words.

[crackityjonesap]

youre really funny and i love prague

[patjah]

Czech is the "bastard child of German and French"? Wow. That's just ignorant. It's actually a lovely language if you make the effort to get to know it.

[famousgirl9x9]

@patjah your clearly from the czech republic...lol

[patjah]

@famousgirl9x9 No, I'm Canadian, been living in the CR for many years. This clip is pure Ugly American.

[famousgirl9x9]

@patjah lol. why do you say that? i thought it was beautiful.

[heix0]

it looks like a shit burger really

[BellatrixNellieLovet]

Hey Jack its Jenny Haining (the girl who acted for you for six seconds in your youtube thingy that was gonna be a choose your own adventure) Im thinking about going to prague for film at AU and wanted to know what its like! Inbox me if you can!

[thecolormaria]

i watch this way too much.

you should do casual commentary more often.

[Petrrise]

10million people in czech republic speak czech..

[carinah0622]

Yay! I was just ther last month!!

[boygerboy]

destiny make wishes come true!!!!! hahahahah

[MusicmanAlexG]

I've been there! Great Memories form Prague when my choir toured. 

[JhonDosBox]

the sims must speak czech

[JenLostInTheWorld]

You ignorant!Czech is dying out but there's still 10mil ppl in the country!Prague is just the capital, you tourists should visit Morava more than Cechy coz that's where we try to keep the traditions alive ;)

[23181329]

the new yorker??? fuck yess

[Alkatross]

Dude this video reminds me of dyzaboys

[vaultdweller61]

he cant hold his alcohol

[EmalinaCullen]

"The bastard child of German and French"

... I'm sure the Czechs will thank you...

[HowkeyLL]

@EmalinaCullen Well it's hard language for English speaking people, we know it. So i think we aren't mad about his comment. =)

[Saibot216]

I might be going to Prague next summer, nice little guide here. I will look for these fried cheese sandwiches they sound delicious.

[chalkslippers]

What the hell you look just like my brother who also studied abroad in Prague. What is this.

[ShootTheZombies]

@acallen22 ...fried coca cola?! what? xD

[jrnwfire]

HAHA i was in CZ for 5 years..... i love ZMIRZLINA....

[kocovnykblablo]

im form slovakia but anyway destiny make wishes come true BEST BEST!! :D

[TheTechnoKitteh]

you want to know my dream people. Do drink alcohol before i'm 21 maybe travel somewhere.

[blondthinking12]

wow yeah my dad is from czech it sounds like hes trying to give birth to the fricken devil when he speaks czech. oh well you really need to try the beer Jezek i think it means headgechog in czech idk? but anyway my father says its a clasic taste wtf he means i have no clue

[MegaOoga]

Wth Iceland and japan are on opposite sides of the world

[19felinefancy]

@MegaOoga Good job, you falsely identified sarcasm.

[8938butterfly]

@ heczko21, agreed.

My family is from Czech, and I LOVE it there!

[totaltwinconnection2]

lol "the bastard child of german and french". XD

[totalrethatsme]

LOL THE bastard child of german and french

[UGM2008]

=D I went to Prague, Vienna, and Budapest in May...if i didnt have any friends along with me it would've been a less impressive trip >_>

[Zevan12]

pRague.....pLague....hmmmm

[nichic96]

I hate prague too :P

[SRH911]

Video should be titled:

"Watch as Jack slowly decends into alchoholism and eats delicious sandwiches"

But I suppose there were not enough characters for that.

[clarabellen]

"...because it slows your heart rate down...to depression levels...." LMAO

[edwinshap1]

umm jack, wikipedia says 11 million speak czech :P

[hamarchy2]

@edwinshap1 yeah but if you look up wiki as a reliable source you're an idiot

[heczko21]

Czech language is beautiful. that is the only part i don't agree with. Other than that very funny commentary.

[Halapartna]

FYI, 10 million people speak czech

[GDYP]

@Halapartna no one really cares about that tho... its czech.

[TheTrueMetal9]

im not being deffensiveimnotanalcoholic

lol

[MasterKnarf999]

YAY i can drink there!

[edwinshap1]

Czech (pronounced /ˈtʃɛk/; čeština Czech pronunciation: [ˈt͡ʃɛʃcɪna]) is a West Slavic language with about 12 million native speakers. off by 10 mil lol

[forevamore123]

"Whenever I'm having a bad day, I can always count on Schmozoneeseer to make it worse."

I burst out laughing at that. This must've been an interesting trip. I've always wanted to go to Prague. Sounds like a nice place. Except, of course, the language.

haha thanks for letting us in on your trip!

[Ondra273]

@forevamore123 I love how your Smažený sýr. Schmozoneeseer is my new favorite food :D

[Mistoffelees11]

this is better than rick steves, and hes amazing

[JosephHemlock]

so that snack steals your soul?

[consolehacker54]

oh look beer! (drinks beer) heres an old fortress behind some trees (and me drinking beer) heres a world famous bridge (and beer!) oh look beer! lol (this was not ment to make fun of jacksfilms) great videos :D)

[eliberg33]

omg lol u were in prague when i was there haha

[04monikamikal]

Destiny

Make

Wishes

Come

True!

yahhh dats a good one :D ha ha ha

[dizzymabuk]

Grilled cheese and mayo? Fuck this shit, I'm getting on the next plane to Prague.

[spartan1010101]

@dizzymabuk and then u can use BRO90X to get back into shape

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

XD bastard child of german and french. I'd half hate it then. Can't stand french LOVE german.

[RTHedgehog]

I'd just cut it off at 0:09.

[evan0g]

Promiňte! Jsem český v Ameriky. (I may have butchered that sentence but I have not written Czech in years) But if you want a Czech linguistic adventure pronounce this: Strč prst skrz krk

FYI Jack, Czech is always stressed on the first syllable: Four-čtyři SCH-trrr(roll your tongue)-ji Great, not good,-Výborně- Vi-born-knee Message me if you want to learn Czech insults.

[dkopet]

Are you that much of a loser? You have to talk to a camera while getting drunk on your own in Prague? Instead of bashing Czechs and making them look bad, why dont you try to get to know a few.

[Earl3710]

This fortress is about twoTHOUSAND years old...I just made that up...

[mkiyoto]

yay JAPAN :D gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo JAPAN ok im done:} who the HELL is that guy???? did u o asking ramdom dudes to say caboret

[jessicadolan1]

OMG! I am studying in the Czech Republic right now! I have been here since september 2009. im in Brno but i have been to Prague mannnny times. Everything you said was soo true. about the beer, food, language, tourists, everything!

[legodude1818]

"I'm not an alcoholic" says the guy with 4 beers in him .... :D

[MAjYQSammi]

i love the guy at the end-- made me lmao

[Iwushka1994]

I'm from Czech republic.

Czech isn't so ugly language.

You think so because you don't understand it.

[thinkfreerevolu]

i love this video.

[AndrosForever]

a sandwhich filled with fried cheese and mayo... rofl

[loveisacolorfulsock]

I am going there on foreign exchange there! (and i am learning czech...)

[Frank33314]

Are u some kind of spy....LOL Prague is where the first Mission Impossible was filmed. Alos alob of James Bond movies are in that area or Russia. However it looks like a beautiful city

[sickgringo007]

did you try out those things called trdelnik adn langose. delicious. been there a month ago and drank some beer and bought a russian hat xD

[AznKaat]

What's considered a 5 in beer?

[sweaterveststudster]

I love Prague. My Favorite City.

[pkm100]

example of what American people think about different languages ;)

[dstebbin]

"This structure is over two thousand years old... I just made that up."

Lol, I see your living up to your reputation!

[TeamRenesmee44]

This fortress here.....Yeah, the fortress behind the trees is over 2,000 years old....I just made that up ^^ ftw lol

[SilentSunlight14]

Lol. Eww...mayonnaise. Gross (I'm really picky, so if I think it's gross, it probably won't be to most other people). Still, I think it'd be cool to go there.

[whimpgod]

kabaret mean comedy(stand up comedy)

[blueblob4]

Why Prague?

[librarising]

Don't knock the Czech language...my great grandparents spoke it!!! LOL That's my heritage! But the language reminds me mostly of Russian for some reason. Don't know why.

[xXSCREEMOORDEATHXx]

Hahaha bastard child of German...

[ChackYaska]

bud! 4/5 you must be joking. I give it a 2.

[superfrostpk]

WTF is a capporette? I seriously have no idea how that's spelled.

[FightClubClub]

@superfrostpk Cabaret

[superfrostpk]

@FightClubClub Thank you.

[KatlovesTRS]

DRUNKEN FOOOL!

jk

[KTxtonguextied]

Look like a beautiful city; I wanna go!

[twifi101]

haha "right next to japan and not far from iceland"

[soapyjoeker98]

Ur puting his up a year later anyway love the WTF blanket

[SICROEX]

Haha lol im going to prague next week

[rondachewarrior]

I've always wanted to go to Prague since I was 12! So jealous!

[KIBAfang90]

hahah "launguage very ugly i hate it!" Well i like it and i think its extremely sexy!

The ending was very depressing, i think i need to ger myself a drink now. Later

[Inzara]

"I'm not being defensive. I'm not alcoholic."

In denial. ;)

[texmex718]

destiny make wishes come true.rotfl

[acallen22]

i think i'm gonna go make a fried cheese sandwich... then re-fry it so it's am'rican.

[tmurphgetmoney]

@acallen22 yeah that actually never happens in america, you euros are becoming hypocrites it seems

[acallen22]

@tmurphgetmoney haha, but i am american! come to the south, you can get ANYTHING fried my friend, or go to sweden and have some mayonnaise with your fries... fattening!!

[tmurphgetmoney]

@acallen22 hahaha sorry bout that bro, i just have a thing for shutting down arrogant euros, and that sounded like sumtin they wood say. ive never been to the south so i havent seen anything like that

[acallen22]

@tmurphgetmoney haha, yeah, anywhere south of Kansas it seems they fry everything and anything, oreos, strawberries, snickers bars, even coca-cola... all of these are, of course, pretty gross. but hey, why not? btw, you get upset about europeans like a typical southerner, you should move down here, lol! you might like it!

[tmurphgetmoney]

@acallen22 lol well fried oreos and coke while trashing europeans, sounds like a good time

[MusicalCookieGuy]

@acallen22 your meant to add preservatives and leave it alone for 3 weeks before it becomes american :\

[silverbuizel]

drinking age??12!!cool ima go there for my 13 b-day! hey whats the driving age?

[ThePyroPoptart]

"It slows your heart rate down to, like, depression level." Lol.

[TheJacksfilms]

this is a really good video nice one jack

[danaida87]

come to Poland! You'll love our "chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie"

[looselucy]

haha I went to Pilsen and visited the Pilsner Urquell brewery. That is one of the best beers. Belgium beer is even more amazing though and has like 10% alcohol.