Homestuck: [s] Poop on face....

[Coco24994508]

Ten people have poop on their face and a burger in their butt.

[AnnaSaysDerp]

This... was made on my birthday. BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER <3

[hubu99]

Guess you could say John has...

*puts on sunglasses*

assburgers...

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[bartman2326]

What the fuck, It's not the video i'm mad about, it's the fact that you thought adding shitty Windows movie maker effects would make this better.

[AdieuOphelia]

Oh boy was this arousing.

[69ChanChan69]

Maybe it's not poop... I mean, he WAS eating a chocolate bar.

[vzooper]

WWHAT IS THIS I DONT EVVEN

[ZettyZetZet]

Even 6 months after posting my comment.

I STILL CAN'T STOP THINKING AND WATCHING THIS.

I still laugh my ass off.

I don't even have an ass anymore.

[XxwarriorwolvesxX]

I love how terezi says look... doesnt she mean...smell?.

[XxtehjesterxX]

0:16

best seconds of my life

[0omeno0]

I don't..... even

[ThePietyGuyRS]

Dat Karkat trollface 

[picklesxrxkewl]

Wh... What just happened

[ShizakuIzaiyoi]

so...confused...and yet...so satisfied...

[Tompcats]

pupa in your face XD

[hubu99]

Where can I find the original? XD

[Cravert477]

Why is this so catchy?!?!

[WolfByte0]

ohgodohgodohgod

[gaaragirlgo98]

so...

he shits from his mouth

and eats from his ass.

makes sense

[idle309]

@gaaragirlgo98 I guess you can say *puts on glasses* he's a bit of a assface

[wrapseaweed]

ASSBURGERS.

[TavrosTheTampon]

THIS SONG IS HEAD CANNON FOR HOMESTUCK

[Izon22]

does this mean john has aspergers

[Geekygirl456]

I came here from Keyboard Cat.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

[DuckofAwesomeify]

I can't take Karkat seriously anymore.

[FizzyMilkyway]

Everytime i watch this i just laugh until it hurts and there are tears everywhere

[FrostFoxChick]

...Looks like I have strayed into the weird part of YouTube.

Again.

[DopeyRaccoon]

@FrostFoxChick nah, this is just Homestuck.

[FrostFoxChick]

@DopeyRaccoon Oh, I know xD

[XxladyjuicExX]

o god its perfect

[BlacklitFloater]

This song is way too fun.

[HiOkamiProductions]

this video deserves a spot in my favorites :I im going to be singing it tonight....<3

[superpacmanz101]

XDDD CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

This sounds like Nick Swardson. The guy part, that is.

If it is, it would make so much sense.

[NinjaKitsunes]

I see you Terezi, with that uniboob.

[idiotbot9000]

@NinjaKitsunes like she even NEEDS more than one

[vokarri]

What's this audio from? :?

[XxmellomangoxX]

This is now cannon XDDDD

[TheEmptypot]

The rave dancing is what broke me. XD

[Bl0ckhe4d]

YOU GOT POOP YO FACE

[samizwolfieKO]

Stuck in my head.

SING IT ALL DAY LONG WHILE DOING IN IMPERITIVE DANCE.

[scorchedkarma]

lol

[Webkinzlover218]

terezi's one bewb e.e

[shadowcatgc]

I am trapped somewhere between confused, disgusted, and incredibly amused...

[Kewl123Girl]

this is forever stuck in my head.... WHY!?

[FortitudoProductions]

It would make more sense if he had a burger on his face and poop in his butt...

[PineappleFeet379]

oh...my..gog. what IS this??!

[SakasamaReinboo]

John's just sitting there acting like he has in fact no poop on his face and a burger in his butt.

He dad would be so proud of him.

[Charmy160]

WHUT I don't even- ._. I LOVE THIS

[l1lxbunny]

........what the FUCK LOLO fdhjfhkldsfd;sjf;ds

[NeverSayNeverTell]

0:35 It looks like Karkat has a boner...|D

[poochy2479]

Where is this audio originally from?

[Rainfaceify]

headcanon voice for terezi

also, john is just sittin there, taking it.

[MrsPotatochip1702]

oh my gog..

i am pretty much dying at Karkat's face at 0:26 XD

[Xentar0s]

Canon Voice for Terezi

DEFINITELY

[KittennPajamas]

this is all so surprisingly in-character

and john is just like, 'wat, why are we raving about this'

[TheLivykitty]

What was Tavros doing?

[ZettyZetZet]

This is stuck in my head.

Everytime I think about the song or video, It makes me laugh.

And then It makes me wanna watch the video, again. BI

[FoxandtheCookie]

@ZettyZetZet I smile about it at work quite often now, and everyone thinks I'm nuts D:

There needs to be more videos like this, because the rapping Gamzee was too perfect.

[ZettyZetZet]

@FoxandtheCookie I need to watch this video more.

YES.

[Beriorn]

0:28 Problem, Sleuth?

[howlrfulXD]

Nice boob terezi.

[TheLivykitty]

YES. YES YES YES YES.

[RatDude1996]

I have now watched this 16 times

[MrFrenchPanda]

THIS

[JaKabble]

I just..can't stop watching it.. this is..I don't even..

[SnowCatKroe]

headcanon terezi voice <3

[Phantomarcanine]

Also, three people have poop on their face. o-o

[Phantomarcanine]

This is the most beautiful thing that I have ever witnessed. I rate this a 1001/1000. >:]

[perdycool90]

anatola how the heck do you get this many vies

[DeviDecay]

I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS

[mindiathehedgehog]

Some people just need to spread it all over da motha f*ckin place~!

[MiniMuffinWolf]

This is amazing,

[inferno232]

The hell. Am I. Watching.

[RatDude1996]

finger paint:

:O

[SwumpTheRump]

WHAT IS AIR?

[TheSillyPlatypus]

Terezi's one boob @ 0:39.

[KawaiiNekoArtist]

Brb. Laughing forever.

[KawaiiNekoArtist]

What. The. /explodes

[zaswerty]

Okay why the fuck are people trying to have a serious argument on a video which involves a burger being in a teenager's ass?

Very mature. :T

[SphereBoxCube]

@zaswerty At this point the argument has become meta and shifted to the subject of wethere it's ok to argue about such a video.

[VampireSoulMedia]

t-this

is beautiful

oh my god

[xAnimeReporter]

I fav'd this before it even started.

[Cassuss13]

WHY IS THIS SO AMAZING???!!

[LovelyInfected]

yo maroon, i got somethin to say.

that bro over there.

jealous.

he doesn't have a burger in his butt or shit on his face.

[Ezigiph]

This made my night XD.

[azureexcalibur]

Ever heard of the saying if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all ....well act on it.

[0BucketMask0]

I...This...

...what? XD

[Hostclubfangirl]

Maroon plz go

[chibiheartluster]

I couldn't help but listen to this throughout the day, and jeez what some stupid people won't say, it's a good funny video, that's all it's basically for, to be funny. If some people can't get over that or understand "don't watch if you don't like" well then just ignore them, cause I honestly think this is hilariously awesome:)

[BlahStudios2]

The best part of this video was seeing Terezi sing "AND A BURGER IN YOUR BUUUUUUUUUUTTTT."

[MeAndMyLittleVoices]

Forever headcannon Terezi-voice.

[QuestTops]

anyone else notice at 0:36 Johns holding a chocolate bar?

[TheSUPURU]

WHERE do you find such awesome audio to work with?! ;A;

ur honestly my inspiration to making these homestuck videos my friend...good thing i stalk you on DA and Tumblr >:D

[lilweirdo321]

this has got to be the greatest animation that idiotbot has made.

[BingoKitteh]

413 BURGERS

[damnedbirds]

@maksie88

it starts out very slow, but it picks up fast. things really get moving at around WV: Ascend. At least read up to there and if you dont like it by then thats just your taste in comics.

The demony looking kids are called trolls and they come in around act 5.

[maksie88]

I don't get why people like Homestuck. I tried it and got bored very quickly, yet I see these weird demon faces popping up all over the internets.

[zaswerty]

@maksie88

We like it because it's pretty good?

The first 2 acts are the slowest though, so I can see why you got bored. :/

[JediAnnSolo]

@maksie88 Honestly, it's because most people don't have the patience for it. I was never a Homestuck archive reader. I was in MSPaint Adventures during Problem Sleuth and I read through HS's "slow start" because I was already hooked on the creator's story-telling style. Problem Sleuth was a pain to sit through for me, having started when it was more than halfway through, so I guess I understand where you're coming from. But I'm glad I had the patience to read on. It's pretty fun!

[demonfang41]

its chocolate and he was keeping the burger warm

[SphereBoxCube]

Wow, this is shit, you used to make good stuff.

[devilsweetkiss]

@SphereBoxCube If you don like it you don have to watch it u_u

[SphereBoxCube]

@devilsweetkiss But I am subsicribed to this guy, so I can't know wethere a video is good or not until I watch it, and there is no reason for me to just sub to someone and then not watch his videos.

[devilsweetkiss]

@SphereBoxCube Her.

[idiotbot9000]

@SphereBoxCube my brother... all of my videos are made in at least one evening. It really does vary with effort from video to video. Obviously I just slammed the song into there because it was a pretty fucked up thing to do. Just hey, lets slam some pictures together, put no background thought into it whatsoever, and call it a hillaaaaarious homestuck video. And judging by the comments on here and DA, it is. Id like to see you do better in such a short time period.

[devilsweetkiss]

@idiotbot9000 AND THEN THERE WAS AWKWARD SILENCE.

[SphereBoxCube]

@idiotbot9000 This has nothing to do with the amount of time it takes you to make this, all I'm saying is that you chose a shitty song, you in fact seem to have put much more effort into this video as i think it has way more frames than anything else you do.

[idiotbot9000]

@SphereBoxCube like I said before, no thought was put into it! of course I wont have second thoughts on what concept I try and animate. Its not about being clever, its about me making something for the fun of it

now, this isnt an excuse for my lack of creativity, I really, honestly dont do it for the quality. Why else would I cut off a huge chunk of the song at the end, not only on here but on other videos? brother, Im 13, and until Im more matured pointless and irrelevant videos are all I want

[SphereBoxCube]

@idiotbot9000 Considering the amount of hormones they put in food these days, you are basicly almost an adult now, so that excuse doesn't apply (not that it would even if all of ate was hippy food)

[idiotbot9000]

@SphereBoxCube Im a veggie

[SphereBoxCube]

@idiotbot9000 It's not only meat, but when I think about it, after hearing your stupid voice meme thing I think you NEED some extra hormones, you said 13 or 11?

[idiotbot9000]

@SphereBoxCube are we seriously targeting my age and hormone growth rate now

[SphereBoxCube]

@idiotbot9000 Have any better topic?

[devilsweetkiss]

@SphereBoxCube Dude. It's a damn video. Are you really going to get all tech with us about it? It's just something she wanted to make at the time. Oh and PLEASE. All kids act immature when they are young. Even adults do. It's called having fun.

[SphereBoxCube]

@devilsweetkiss (assuming you are responding to what I said to you) All I'm saying that the excuse "Don't watch it if you don't like it" is fucking stupid, you are saying it's morally wrong to complain about something you don't like, you know who also though so? the Fascists, did you vote for Hitler? Do you idolize Franco? Do you touch your self at nights to pictures of Mussolini? You disgust me!

[devilsweetkiss]

@SphereBoxCube lol what.

[SphereBoxCube]

@devilsweetkiss Yeah bitch, why don't you take your "lol"s and "what"s and put them in your little shrine you made in your closet for Hariotto, you SLUT!

[devilsweetkiss]

@SphereBoxCube troll is trolling :33c

[SphereBoxCube]

@devilsweetkiss Fascist is losing WWII :☭☭c

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

I've seen a lot of trolls in my day, and I have to say that you're one of the funnier ones. XD I never thought it was possible to troll all over and be a painfully obvious butthurt loser at the same time, but there it is. XD I love it. Please, do continue. XD

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 Oh wow so I'm a butthurt loser because I didn't enjoy a certain video that you did? that get me a fucking ambulance cause I guess I'm lethally buttpained!

[DoomCabbit]

@SphereBoxCube bahahaha you are the worst troll I have ever seen. Tavros is godly compared to your suckage. Why don't you go back to the playground where you belong, kiddo.

[SphereBoxCube]

@DoomCabbit The fact that you are so fucking enraged that you post a comment longer than "stfu" pretty much shows that I did infact troll you, even though it wasn't what I was trying to do.

Come on your fucking faggots, look at the guy (or girl? someone said it's a girl IDK) isn't so asspained by the fact that I didn't like his video, why are you even more angry at him? go make your own videos for people to not like!

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

I'm not saying that you're a butthurt loser because you didn't like the video, I'm saying you're a butthurt loser because, as you just tried to tell someone else, the fact that you bothered to comment at all apparently means you're pretty "enraged". XD My god, I honestly feel sorry for you. You seem like the type who is just full oof negative emotion about everything.

"Happy Birthday, SphereBoxCube!"

"STFU u raeging homo i hate the world SOBSOBSOBSOB I TROLL U NAO"

LOL. XD

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 If you would look at my original comment, you would see that all i said was "this sucks, you used to make good stuff", the creator decided to humor me i guess by answering with a long answer, so i decided to humor him/her/whatever with a longer one. It's only you and that other faggot who seem to take this so negatively and seriously like someone fucking cares about my opinion

idiotbot9000, all I have to say about videos like this is that they give you THESE kind of fans

גויים טפשים

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

If you would look at the comment I just posted, you would see that I wasn't talking about your first comment.

Poor you, so butthurt because you don't like this video that you just have to get sooo defensive about it and yell at anyone who tries to tell you about the part of common sense where you don't look at something if you decide you don't like it. XD I love how you also go to Youtube, of all places, and don't expect an argument when you complain on someone else's video. XD

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 If you are not referring to my original comment, then this have nothing to do with me liking the video or not. You know what? screw it, I take back everything bad I said about the video, here, I said it, it's a decent video compared to most HS fan vids. I am only mad (yes mad, you can now go masturbate to your reflection in the mirror champ) at you two faggots who takes this more serious that the maker of the video.

I wish that he was as butthurt as you and just deleted my comment

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

Seriously, it's just brilliant that you're so pissy about this that you can't even follow the argument correctly. XD

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 Wait what? How can you follow a fucking argument incorrectly?

Also, if I was doing this on a video you hate, you would say I am "TEH MASTER TROLL LOLOLOL XDXDXD EBIN" (Not that I think I am), you know this is true cross-monkey, look into your heart.

[devilsweetkiss]

@SphereBoxCube i lol'd.

[SphereBoxCube]

@devilsweetkiss Why thank you! I guess my work here is done with you, now it's just a battle of "wits" against poochy...

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

You can follow an argument incorrectly by having no idea what comment I'm referring to right after I explain it. XD And no, I suppose this isn't entirely about liking it or not, it's about you being a total moron by complaining about a video and then acting like you're such a victim if anyone tells you otherwise. XD Seriously, I love how you complain when someone tries to calmly explain all of the reasons that commenting just to say "this sucks" is a childish thing to do. XD

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 Ugh, you are the one here who is just sticking with the same meaningless argument. Lets assume all your arguments are true (and that the fact that use XD as a fucking period helps it), but explain to me how commenting on saying if I hate the video is childish? I was kidding about the whole fascist thing obviously, but what you are literally saying is that I can only say I like something and not hate it (and you can see my pervious comment for why saying "THEN DON'T WATCH IT" is dumb)

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

Yes, I'm sticking with my same argument. That's what you do when arguing with someone. How is commenting to say that you hate the video is childish, you ask? It's childish because it's entirely unnecessary. If you hate it, use the thumbs down button or give actual constructive criticism. Otherwise, it's obvious that you're just doing it to complain and be rude. And I use "XD" in my comments because I think it's hilarious that you're so frustrated over something YOU started. XD

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 Alright, I get your point, but by that standart then you shouldn't say you LIKE the video either unless you also give some constrictive criticism, is this what you are saying?

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

I'm pretty sure that when I said "nobody's forcing you to watch it for longer than it takes to decide if you like it or not" DOES NOT imply that you shouldn't have started watching at all.

Following arguments incorrectly, exhibit A.

And honestly, comments about liking the video ARE constructive if you say what you liked about it. Besides that, even just saying "i like this" is just fine compared to "this sucks" because it's most likely not going to spark an argument.

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 Ok, now you are just being a smartass, I was talking about the pervious times people said that to me and you know it because other wise it doesn't make sense.

Also, I still disagree because NO ONE gives positive constructive critisism. Prove me wrong, find ONE comment like that on the video.

Also, most normal people don't start an argument from these kind of comments, if you just down voted me I wouldn't had given a shit.

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

No, I didn't know that you were talking about something else. I assumed the conversation about OUR comments was still about OUR comments.

Sure, there's not a lot of serious business on a video like this, but any positive comment obviously means that the artist did well in one way or another.

I know most people don't start arguments over this stuff. So, why were you already arguing before I got here? Like you said, wouldn't it have just been easier to thumbs down the video?

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 You were the first to mention the fact that I am a negative asshole that no one loves (or something along that lines) because what I said before to other people.

And still, that is not enough because the artist does know WHAT he did good.

I responded to you and the other guy because it started with the maker of the vid responding to me so I responded back to her so I figured I might respond to the others cause I'm on a roll.

Also, I DID thumbs down the vid, happier now? I doubt.

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

Okay, I'm just going to stop this here and say this: You chose to start posting negative comments and being rude to everyone when you could have just clicked the back button instead of staying on a video you didn't like. You have absolutely no right to be surprised or complain when other people disagree with you or tell you that that was just a stupid, childish thing to do.

And that's not what I said, but if you want to think that you're a negative asshole, be my guest.

[poochy2479]

@SphereBoxCube

Also, saying "DON'T WATCH IT" isn't dumb, as you seem to think. It's common sense. If you don't like the video, nobody's forcing you to sit here and watch it for any longer than it takes you to decide if you like it or not. It would be less trouble for you to just click something else instead of complaining about it.

[SphereBoxCube]

@poochy2479 I guess then that I misunderstood you. I didn't watch it till the end, I watched only the start and decided I don't like it, but what it seemed that you implied is that i shouldn't have even STARTED watching it. If you didn't mean this then I honestly admit my mistake.

[fearstar31]

Terezi: Did you see that guy on the other side of the internet?

>Did you see that guy

>Did you see

>SEE

[chibiheartluster]

why is it soo catchy!?

[poisonilluminations]

*NASTYYYY*

[doodleSmasher]

Obviously, John's digestive system is upside-down.

[duskaxe]

well fuck.

now i gotta go pay for a plot of land and a coffin, cuz Im dying of laughter.

[PastaWithTomatoes]

Nothing can ever be better

[zaswerty]

>burger in his butt

ASSBURGERS

/shot

[Fruitsfan1237]

@zaswerty I LOVE YOU

[AltiasNom]

Ohpfff

What is this I don't even

[doseusa]

Oh My God.

BURGER IN YOUR BUTT?

[CraniumMaddoo]

Wow okay. Just... wow what did I just witness.

[TDLBallistic]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

[GameGeekAdvanced]

holy fuck i thought you were joking when you told me about this

oh my god you did it

this is

amazing

[felismaula]

ooohhmygod. this is beautiful. xD

[BriannaBreeder]

What did I just watch?

[c00kiecreature]

lolololol

Im in love

[kelsOocannibal]

ahhahaha i lolld so hard

[devilsweetkiss]

ana..;_;..

magical..