Taylor Swift - SNL - Monologue(Lalala) - LYRICS w/ download.

[animalpassion03]

"i like putting their names in songs so their afraid to go out in public"!!?? what a BITC* freakin shows she is STILL A SNOT NOSED TEENAGER WHO IS FREAKIN SPOILED ROTTEN yeah this song is from the chick that took a naked pic of hersef when she was only like freakin 11, this moron also supports animal abuse! watch?v=iqWCkUsWn5Y

[animalpassion03]

YOU GUYS ARE MORONS, WHAT A FREAKIN IMMATURE BIT** SHE IS RUBBING IT IN EVERYONES FACES THAT SHE IS RICH WHILE SHOWING SHE IS UNTALENTED AS HECK DOESNT THIS OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE FACT THAT SHE IS NOT AN INNOCEN LITTLE GIRL SHE IS A FREAKING BIT** SHE IS SHOWING SHE HATES KANYE, SHOWING SHE STILL LOVES JOE AND TAY L. AND IS BASICALLY SHOWING HOW AWFUL HER FREAKING SO CALLED "VOICE" IS

[thelittlemisscutie19]

@animalpassion03 obviously you don't watch snl... its a JOKE

[rebelledelaforet]

@animalpassion03 YOU

FUCKIN

DUMBASS

[TSwizzle88]

after seeing this if you dont love Taylor Swift.....you have I-S-S-U-E-S!!!! :D 

[Els5467]

my friend made a remake of this song in a play [: its about his lunch

[Whoanow3]

hey joe she's doing real well unlike you

[variel2]

anyone has d song without any voices in d background??can u giv me d link

[Victoriaaax3ily]

fucking love taylor swift :)

[coconutstepladder]

ye hav ta see the act preformance wen she ses dateing the werewolf from twilight she mines"hey taylor" then blows kiss lol>xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[mondrastar123]

this song is funny

[MsSpiderpiggy]

haha

[SoRandom98]

I stayed up to watch this, and I cracked up up when I turned this on. I watched it twice just to make sure I wasn't dreaming. lolz it was so funny!!!

[jonasbsupport]

she can leave joe alone!

[WoWEclipsego]

@jonasbsupport Go die.

[jonasbsupport]

@WoWEclipsego wow!!!!! Just saying what i Think And ur telling me to fo Die ?? euhh... Look I Don't Hate Taylor ..I Really Like her,i Just thought that wasn't Kinda right..And i aloso think what joe did to her wasn't right either...Go gET A LIFE! instead of attaking people who don't agree with u

[TheMystery1singer]

@jonasbsupport ur right...joe's history now(though i despise what he did to taylor)...but she did write a nostalgic song on their rel. in speak now...

[yomisznena]

@TheMystery1singer joe is a major whore! hes been with like 5 girls this year publically and ripped all their hearts out :/ just sayyyinn

[TheMystery1singer]

@yomisznena ya i know joe's a player...i also know about demi:( Thats why i think taylor should move on and be with some1 like.......um... taylor lautner,but he's dating his new co-star so.....jake gyllenhal also fits PERFECTLY........omg am i match-making now??lol

watever this monologue was hilarious(and i love the digs at joe btw)

[jonasbsupport]

copy of introducing Me By Nick Jonas! haha

[sararide17]

LOL

[rockettegirl1]

we all know whose that douche bag that cheats in her.

[robsessed4ever]

haha u might be expecting me to say something bad about kanye and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue......... haha me and my friends sing this song during lunch brreak a lot!!!!!! <3 U TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[graciegirl101vc]

I luv taylor swift she's awsome! I know someone who looks just like her! lol :)

[KimGirlx]

Haha - She's a joker, :') <3

[24RoflCopter]

I like writing songs about douchebags that cheat on me.HAHHAHAH!I never knew Taylor actully said the word douchebags..

[graciegirl101vc]

lol this is so funny :) I memerised the lyrics!

[mackennziee1]

hahahahaha funny song :P

[TheM3cky]

IM ADDICTED TO THIS SONG!!!!!

[TheM3cky]

SOMETHING ABOUT KANYE

[SweetChick11111]

hahahahahhaha!

this song is so funny!!!!!!!!

"I'm not going to talk about this..." but then she does anyway! lol

[unicornsch]

Thanks for the download link! ^_^

[jacquelineshae123]

She should say something bad about kanye there just to get him back from what he did /:) >:)

[PinkandGreen54]

this is hilarious! Haha...."hey Joe I'm doing real well" Luv it!

[xMariaSofie]

This is great :) i especially love the part where she says 'ha ha ha' to Joe :b

[jacquelineshae123]

Wonder what will joe feel when he hears this? =)))))))

[jacquelineshae123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA. Nice :))

[appletimer]

haha her and taylor are soooo cute together i wish that they wiould gi back together ai

[TheMystery1singer]

@appletimer u mean she n taylor lautner right?lol

[MeganandJessie2k9]

ahaa lmaoo x

[twilightrulez11]

lol i love this who cheated on her

[Skater12216]

Love this, its so funny lol : )

[havenjoy]

i love you Taylor

[saralovesmusic23]

taylor swift rocks!!shes such a good singer.ya she rocks

[POPaangelM]

Ahahah

Freekin Love It!! <3

[vballerv333]

i love this omg she is amazing

[TheSophiaProductions]

taylor swift rocks!

i downlaoded this and now its on my ipod

i replay it liuke 15 times

[acting4life2012]

im changing the words and using this as an opening to our school talent show!

[brinirox]

oh how r u going to change it just wondering :)

[ProductionsFaceless]

@acting4life2012 post it on youtube!

[NativeChick4ev]

Lol love this taylor just really stuck it... Anyone who says this is stupid its just her way of telling people off and i love it...

[Madisern91]

Love it ! Taylor, ure the best !! Keep rockin' !! Love the part about Kanye .. haha..

[kally773]

no lyrics

[LaQLcF2026]

This is deadly. :L

Taylor actually rocks. :L

<3

[Oceancida]

OMG!!!!!!!!!

[Oceancida]

It's so funny

[pebbles55667]

lol i love it

[hewday84]

i love her!!!!!

[kidswithnolives1]

i soo like thissssss

[BOOMitsCharlotte]

It's like pheobe.

:L:L

[FrogHornLegSplash]

funny hahahha!:)

[savbooloveDD]

LOL

she's so cute

[bassmaster2510]

mtjonas1 is a gay faggot and should suck it

[mrsedwardcullen9919]

hi peeps

[imsoamazing101]

Haha! I <3 this song!

[casper28182]

Shes SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!

[stellasaysrelax]

@spartnette I never liked Joe, but this Taylor thing proved what a douche he actually is. But no that hasn't made me hate him

[rosieloye]

Did she write this herself does anyone know?

[artsgirl07]

yeah she did

[tennisweet12]

Yea

[Dreihkon]

@rosieloye She writes all her songs.

[awesomevideos87]

@rosieloye so wrote it

[megaluv92]

@rosieloye yes she did. :)

[amnehzm]

@rosieloye yea, she writes all her own songs some with help but most without :)

[TAZEROXFORD]

@rosieloye i think she did but with the help of SNL

[yomisznena]

@rosieloye obviously... 

[Flyinglevel]

@rosieloye her face wrote this!!!

[YaelledB]

@rosieloye

She write all of here songs herself;D

[spotify33]

@rosieloye well yes she did but it wasnt her idea to make this song

[MissCharlottexxx100]

@rosieloye Yhh she did



[TheSkyDriverz]

@rosieloye i think so the hosts usually do

[jennyyyyxoxo1236]

@rosieloye yeaah she did

[AzumangaGirl101]

I lol'd

[singact28]

i cracked up when i saw this. LOL!!!

[SweetChick11111]

@singact28 me too!!!

[PeppiePinkums]

lallalalalala

[spartenette]

WHO HATES JOE?

IF SO, BEACUSE OF THE TAYLOR THING OR BEACAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?*

*The fisrt 5 responses to my question get subbed by me!

[twiheartcrazy23]

hate him just cause he is crap and a freak

[spartenette]

you get subbed by me!

[xbeautyproducts101x]

@spartenette hi. i dont hate joe exactly because idk maybe he didnt want to date taylor anymore. but i like taylor better than joe.

[china104104]

@spartenette 2 tell  the truth i hate joe and taylor but taylor i hate the most. idk y but he just annoys me so much

[qiayi3328]

Lol!!=D

[Felicity5111]

OMG i like Bacon And things that smell like winter too-just kidding but i do love bacon

[MollyMerrt]

She Said Baking

[MileyDemiSelena11]

i know! i wrote that hahah

[LoveHDS]

she said baking

[spartenette]

it's baking!

[TheManateeFriend]

@Felicity5111

not bacon, baking. lol funny mistake to make

[Shelberss01]

Omfg! When I watched this I didn't even realize she said Douche bags! Lmfao, you wouldn't really expect that from her. I love this song. My favorite part is where she goes la la la... ha ha ha. And I like the Kanye part. In the show she goes, we've got a Great Show tonight, Kanye West is NOT here! Love. It.

[jaylonjonas]

I love taylor swift and everthing and the song she made is so funny but she need to stop dogging out joe like that joe dont do that I mean its getting old joe broke up with you soo its over your dateing hot taylor with the abs and stuff I still like her and joe and yesss sexy taylor god that guy is super fine

[babygjoey]

hey im pretty sure taylor didn't write that and if she wants to talk about him she can it hurt her and it's funny so he can shove it up his bum

[spartenette]

she wrote it! She came to them and was like "here's my monologue!" and they were like "uhhh, you didn't need to write your own. We write it for you." and she was like "Oh. Okay then." But I am so glad they stuck with hers. It's sooooo funny! I love it, too!

[saol95]

Really funny lyrics! Love it xD

[shadowgirl2100]

GO TAYTAY!!!

[justbookworm322]

The silence in between when Taylor says "And if you're wondering if I might be dating that werewolf in Twilight" and "I'm not gonna comment on that", she mouths hi Taylor, blows a kiss, and winks. i found that adorable and funny. :) Taylor x Taylor forever!!!

[goodog24]

hey if they get married and she changes her last name it would be like...

"i love taylor lautner!"

wait... which one? and if yo usearch taylor swift it would be funny cuz one of them would come up! ILY THE SONG THO!

[NatAlexFan]

Love it (L)

[10155jonas]

hahaha! lalalalala-lalala! hahaha!:)) go Taylor-Taylor! love ya both!

[ZanessaVideoGirl]

i lov ethe "hahaha" part lol

[AbiJxoxo]

@ladpretty814 kanye apoglogised , she got over it, it just makes good/funny music !!!

[TheJANDTAY]

hey lol i have this recored on dvrbut omg i have it on my ipod and now every1 at my school sings it now cuz i sing it alllllllllllllll the time lol

[xoxospcutiexoxo]

YOU GO TAYLOR!!! i give her so many props for writing this!

But im jealous...

[beachcutie359]

haha so funny!

[TeAmJaCoBgRl14]

haha i luv her!!!!!! she is so funny! haha

[xxxxgirl16]

haha luv thissss!!!!!! thx 4 download mo putting this on my ipod =]

[Orbiter3573]

hahaha i love this. every single thing.

[ainsley1012]

joe jonas is a complete utter fag but taylor L is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!

[luv4cookie1]

joe broke up with her on the phone. and he treated her like crap. and taylor is hotter than joe x 200000 and he is so nice to taylor and is sooooo sweet and she commented she couldnt of asked for a better boyfriend.

[Jasandlolo]

LOL! x love this song and the werewold from twilight :) x

[maeflower522]

lol, douche bags that cheat on me

[AshRaFC2D]

where the video she at SNL ?

[luv4cookie1]

i meant fucked sorryyyyyy

[xokaddyxo]

i love taylor but why she sings about joe?! the relationship is since a year over!!!

[gkingfizzle]

well because she had nothing better to write about :)

[JTsai]

@xokaddyxo

its to be funny because it is

[luv4cookie1]

how is joe awsome first off he is ugly second of all he was to chicken to face her so he BROKE UP WITH HER ON THE PHONE! and lastly HE CHEATED ON HER. so you see joe is a douche bag and he never deserved taylor swift so its not taylors fault she never " facked" up joe is a asshole

[taylorluvsciwwaf]

i so agree with you on that! (:

[Mtjonas1]

@luv4cookie1 Fuck You

i Lover Joe Jonas Very Much

But i Also love Taylor Swift!

My Point Is JOE DID NOT CHEAT ON HER AND JOE IS BETTER THAN TAYLOR.

[luv4cookie1]

f joe jonas for breaking up with her! she was prob the best he could of got! and broke up on the phone F HIMMM lolol : as for you taylor lauthner- dont screw this up- she is a nice girl

[hotttie0987]

@luv4cookie1 shutup joe is awesome her fault for fcking up

[xiDontHateYoux]

How is it her fault? He was the one who went and cheated on her with that slutbag. And now look where they are. He was crying on stage. Yeah. He probably thinks to himself he shouldnt of screwed it up. but Taylor hates him. So no going back.

[bassmaster2510]

shut up! joe is a gay fag. (just watch joe dances to single ladies by beyonce)

[Mtjonas1]

Iv Seen It.....

He Is Sexy.

So Your The Gay Fag Alright!

[gkingfizzle]

what can u not say fuck? maybe ur saying fan? fin?

[maryloucap]

so funny! lol

[sbmcguigan]

OMG!!!! I heart this! :)

[IsaJess]

best song ever!!! gotta be honest and i loved this song so freakin much

[LoveJBcool]

oh gosh she really cant get over itt like gosh im sorry but please she needs a life

[SavannahXoXoPeace]

SNL=SaturdayNightLive 4 ppl who dont know...

[toribell31]

Lol my cousin emma loves this song shes only 4

[TypedStingray]

lol

[baileymarieshepard]

best songg in the world :?

[xxxilsexxx]

Hahaha xD i love this song! <3

[RandomHommmee]

You can tell she was nervous

[xoxamandaxx45]

i love this songg<3

[hollseey]

If Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner married, they will both be Taylor Lautner :)

[bonkersintt]

That is so true

[SamuraiPrincezz]

Oh Emm Gee! I so said this to my parents when I found out they were dating!

[pinkyocean123]

@hollseey haha LOL so true

[HeartChibi]

OMFG! I thought I would be the only one who noticed that they would both be called Taylor Lautner if they got married!

[Yosrua]

she might not change her name you know

[Yosrua]

you don't have to change your name if you get married

[PrincessAlli288]

Lol, there's a group on Facebook for that :D

[xx2cool2Buxx]

most famous actresses or singers keep their last name because its a trademark. one copy of tays music could be taylor swift and one a year llater could be taylor lautner. we never know

[kare3423]

lol that would much more confusing to say when your metion one of them

[MissMitchMatch]

she wasnt trying to sing bad she was probably nervouse and she does have talent in my opinion

[MissJoeJonas899]

wait is she trying to sing bad??? i love taylor but this isnt that good. i love the lyrics but her voice is all shaky! idk(:

[Christina918273645]

no shes not trying to sing bad she just can't sing cuz she doesn't have any singing talent

[msxhellokitty]

Haha I don't think the quality of her voice was her focus. She's definitely more talented than this!

[MissJoeJonas899]

lol(:

[antuanecita97]

<33333!

[iWebkinzPenguin]

lol!

[CheeckyMeeky]

I can hear a guy at the end =w=

[Emily777777]

yer 2 guys come on at the end, being security and hold up a pic of kanye

[picklezupyurnose]

wait, Taylor is dating Taylor...wow! i just noticed that! lol

[aquanette0love]

Cant wait TAYLOR LAUTNER on SNL december 12!!!

[fmakitty]

This really makes me love Taylor Swift more than i did before xD

[kshae1003]

i love taylor swift she is such a strong person i admire her!;)

[333puggles333]

I love how she says douchebags

[milkandcookies93]

.............no.

[brittanybewlovesyou]

its

HEY JOE, I'm doing really well, tonight im hosting SNL*

[MBMJFL4life]

this is why i love Taylor Swift

[MileyDemiSelena11]

Hahah, yes.

[HeartChibi]

Amazing! T-Swift is my hero<3

[Cowpups]

me two!

[EmilyDeHrtBrkn]

xD This was funny