Eddie Griffin - You Can tell 'em i said it (2011) part 4

[abradford55]

i aint drunk im fucked up haha

[AzraelThanatos191028]

Who are you? I'M MICHAEL JACKSON! 'TIL SUNDAY!

[arman757]

bubbles for my troubles lmao

[AnimegaBoii]

"I ain't never seen a police uniform with stretch marks on it."

Now that was funny as hell, I was rollin. XD

[09beto13]

why did the people who posted this Eddie Griffin show skipped the part where he talks about mexicans? beacuse it hurts you bunch of fags, he tells the truth and the truth hurts you fuckers all you racist fuckers time will tell racist cunts when things starte to change youll act like nothing happen like you did to the black folks you are a race that has a fuck up head ignorent pice of shits :) peace out ;) i hate you as you hate diffrent races i wish you the same ass holes :) bad spelling....so!

[JamesYoungTV]

SHYT I'VE NEVER SEEN A POLICE UNIFORM WITH STRETCH MARKS ON IT! BWAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!

[Linkz14]

SUCK MY DICK! 45 DOLLARS! AN DA SHIT IS GOOOOD!" LMFAO!<3

[AnimegaBoii]

@Linkz14

Now that one was funny as hell.

[veirasnowdon]

thats bullshit come to Calgary Stampede and see the people protesting the rodeos, fighting animals is wrong ..no matter the animal, the culture blah blah i love Eddie and i think hes awesome but that was just wrong.. being proud of fighting dogs .... race has nothing to do with it .... its called cruelty to animals

[sweetchannon1]

I need some bubbles, for my troubles

[YourResource2]

LOL im from the midwest too....we do fight dogs

[paRdoNeL]

No officer , I ain't drunk . I'M FUUUKEEDD UPP !!

[kenmutuma]

why you drinking? its saturday... Why you drinking its sunday? Jesus had one at the last supper... Its monday? First day back at the job... its tuesday? Kids getting on my gad dam nerve... Its Wednesday? Hump day... Its thursday? almost friday!!! its friday? Thank Gad!!! its Saturday? Thats what I'm saying!!! Get fucked up and be somebody else they like who are you? Im michael jackson!!! till Sunday!!!

[DinosaurxB]

what the fuck is wrong with him? being proud of fighting dogs? Really?? Then constantly saying you're a christian. Wow something is seriously wrong with him because that's fucking disgusting.

[409trillazzmexican]

If I wasn't a christian. LMAO =)

[alliebstacks]

this is to fhab525 you are ignorant....and i say that because its completely different to shoot a deer then dog fighting. when ppl go deer hunting they put the animal out of its misery by shooting with dogs you fool, they fight dogs until they die....so you tell me how you would like to go, slow an painful or fast and dont feel nothing...they're control laws out there also for deer hunting or any wild animal that YOU CAN EAT! most americans dont eat dog, but you must do?

[nando89l]

Thats when they snatch the lil moafucka out

[nando89l]

Love it

[Aboxatax]

best stand up performance ever

[PerfectGrayZero]

"Yo I WANNA FUCK SOMMTHIN UP!! I AINT NO POODLE!"

[Ashton1338]

Funny

[2010SecondsAway]

Funny as shit - but from a race point of view, I might be scared that he will cause more division, as it flying with stereotypes left and right.. Only breeds prejudice.. I can see through it, but I'm afraid many can't.. !

[JetScreamerJr]

@2010SecondsAway Chill, he's a comedian! Comedians don't create racism, they merely point out the foolishness of it.

[plxplox94]

u there for the weekend

[Nomorehataz]

what champagne was he drinking?

[pitbrand]

@Nomorehataz Veuve Clicquot -_-

[Nomorehataz]

@pitbrand oh.

[Davetacular45]

@fhab525 Man I fucking hate deer hunting and abortion. BUT With abortion at least its ending somethings life that has been born though, and might have a shitty-ass life if it is. Deer hunting you are ending something's life in the wilderness. If you heard what Vick did to those dogs though, I think you'd agree it was nothing like hunting. The dogs were tortured in many ways, had them fuck each other up, and they had the male dogs rape the female ones. How can anyone be cool with that shit.

[astreaker]

ever notice how he laughs like an austridge? that big fukn bird?

and his voice would be awesome for a black preacher

[sinistersam51]

i'm Micheal Jackson!! Till SUNDAYY!!!!!

[polowthomas]

im going to slap you with a sack of nickels

[mrbrianmccarthy]

Eddie is the shit!!~ Great stand-up,and lots of truth in his schtick---

[guitarsession100]

plus back in the day, when we hunted for food, we were most likely hunting deer, rabbit, squirrel.... game animals, not dogs.

[300Champion]

45$!...AND THE SHIT IS GOOD!!!!

[slimthugga1]

This man reminds me sooo much of Richard Pryor

[Xbot70]

Ahh lord I remember when I first discovered Dave Chapelle, I was like this nigga the funniest soul alive.

Then I ran into Eddie Griffin and his stand-ups.

Ohh boy....

[lebron23213]

@ThaPython stfu white people been makin fun of blacks for more than 300 years. go eat a dick and deal wit it

[ThaPython04]

very funny but the white jokes are goin a little far

[KX9N]

@ThaPython04 Ooh white kid getting a lil mad

[ThaPython04]

@KX9N not kid, man bro. and im not even mad hop off the racist shit

[conradloe]

bill hicks, george carlin, eddie griffin....nuf said....



[triniweezy]

thumbs up if u drink veuve clicquot! aka liquid blunt aka happy juice aka

[FusiionZ]

And i was high.. as a motha fucker.. LOL

[Lava91point0]

He's on the mark about cops n that, they take things to the ridiculous. They'll arrest you but because he's a celebrity and a blackman they have to degrade a man put him on the sidewalk while they take 2hours to get details and make an arrest. Make it look good cause they got somebody famous. Anythin a black person does is headline news its pure bullshit

[firemarshall007]

That was real Japanese.

[coconut001990]

shit man, I've never seen a police uniform, with stretchmarks on it!

OMFG, that nigga cracks me up twen'y-five-seven.

[mrfreshness2008]

Why you drinking? Its Saturday! Why you drinking? Its Sunday, Jesus had wine at the last supper. Its Monday: 1st day back at the job. Its Tuesday: Kids getting on my goddamn nerves. Its Wednesday: Hump day! Its Thursday: Almost Friday! Its Friday: Thank God! Its Saturday: Thats what Im saying!

[essential67]

@mrfreshness2008 lol

[MTVVH1sucks]

MJ fucked little boys end of story and MV was a bastard. fuck both of them.

[Azachproduction]

what did he say in chinese?? xD

[camir21]

im michael jacksooooon!!!!!!!! till sunday lol

[nikateenchild]

Costco nigga

[RiicoWade1]

wheres your home .. wuts ur name ???

[Lava91point0]

drink up ya'll ...it's saturday lol and it is actually saturday today 8D

[Mentagasm]

Its a shame that a debate has to even go on about a joke he said....all i wanna know is, where can i get that bottle of 45 dolla bubbly he drinkin on this program.

[HybridD91]

@mongolenpup Huh? Not all whites are evil just like not all brown and yellow people are good. It's easier to point the finger at white people because they're usually the ones behind the power structure but colour aside, power only cares about power. Nothing else.

[wwowdude]

man come to think about it i cant remember the last time ive seen a "feed the children add," but i see the one for the animals like once an hour.

[HybridD91]

@wwowdude lol

[NetjerAshe]

Because the white people be fucking them dogs!

[boosted05stang]

I NEED SOME BUBBLES FOR MY TROUBLES!!!

[black4pienus]

shut the rodeo's down and the dog fighting!

[maribiaki]

I am michael jackson til sundayy lol funny nigga



[black4pienus]

@maribiaki hahaha a friend of me always screams he's MJ when he's drunk. LOL he even puts in a lil dance! haha

[maribiaki]

@black4pienus haha fun shit 

[JJJJJUnit7]

im not paying $500 for shit! SUCK MY DICK! lol



[jamesebubba73]

They dont put ropes on the bulls nuts. They put what's called a flank rope around their hip. The bull tries to get the rope off of them. That's what makes them buck. Trust me, I used to ride bulls.

[MrPoppagee]

the champagne was called veuve clicquot...took a minute to figure out what he was saying..

[ImiPlaceVerde]

Did anyone get the name of that champagne? :D

[EbonyAbraxas]

"oh thats humane" lol

[trudon]

aruu! loool

[tquick09]

@ puremongrel wat r u talkn bou?

[karma555karma]

45 dollars! and this shit is GOOD!!! hahahaha

[karma555karma]

WHATS THE NAME OF THE CHAMPAGNE?

[dougcapehart]

I love Eddie, but just because a pit bull was bred to fight a long time ago doesn't mean people should fight them now. My pittie is a rescued fighter and he can't live a social life with other dogs, it's just really fucked up. I do love the parallel between dog fighting and rodeos tho,... I say fuck em both

[puremongrel]

eddie dont like the french..its the food he likes

french during ww2 were half german .the other half were french resistence

its the food eddie likes...maybe??????????

[puremongrel]

eddie on the dogs ..didnt like it...but cuts in the show ...who knows...if your too black I dont like it...im from australia...dont say anything about are people... aborigines are the purist people around.achocol is a white drug...dogs are a drug culture here..bull terriors are for druggies to give the .............. a few minutes too get rid of the drugs

[michaelba86]

Eddie Griffin : sand nigger XD

[MSlilgangster89]

im michael jackson until sunday

[MVPof516]

that liquid blunt he's drinking how do you spell it? I want to buy it and try it out

[pitbrand]

@MVPof516 Veuve Clicquot -_-

[208494ski]

its in the dog's nature, let it be what it is, is what i think you trying to get out, but most importantly, dummies need to stop talking so much is what he said. like some shit!

[projectbrownman]

I love his combination of searing truth and ridiculous hyperbole. The mark of a great comedian - baits the audience, gets the laughs and says whatever the FUCK he wants. And if you're not laughing, say nothing and find a video that isn't so 'offensive'.

[dtyson777]

"im from the midwest!!! arOOOO!!" hahahahaha

[lukamakara]

it is friday, you're out for the weed end ^_^

[superdupermudhead]

I aint payin fy hundred dollas for nothin

[whitewellbhoy1]

almost friday !!!

[felton175]

SUCK MYYY DICK!!!!

[fhab525]

white people kill deer for a sport and hang their head on the wall , thats legal right ? and its ok to chop up babies wit abortion .. if that's ok then vick has every right to kill as many dogs as he want

[PsychoticButcher]

@fhab525 That's a bit different though, we actually eat the deer we don't just kill it for fun. Obviously some do but that doesn't make it right.

We also have to go through courses and be licensed to hunt.

[Moltasonti17]

@fhab525

are you a fucking moron? dogs arent fucking deer, deer arent domestic pets. these dogs are forced to fight and tortured you stupid fucking cunt. its a slow agonizing death , not a quick shot to the heart. eat a fucking dick you blind faggot

[fhab525]

@Moltasonti17 u seem upset

[BlanketGirly11]

@Moltasonti17 Just becuase they aren't pets doesn't mean they should just be killed. It's cruel either way.

[ThaPython04]

@fhab525 people kill deer only at the time when they are mating to control the population so they dont starve. abortion is wrong i believe but all races do it. dog fighting is wrong period bro

[Aboxatax]

@fhab525 i agree

[Poppaafrica]

Its true, they are daaaamn sentimental when it comes to dogs. What's that all about? But can hunt deer and other animals. What kinda contradictory shit is that?

[seckeer22]

WTF was he saying in French, Japennese, Chinese? someone please...

[GARLlCjr]

@seckeer22

He said :

oui, oui, très bon je m’appelle Édouard

yes yes, it's all good, my name is Edouard

[GARLlCjr]

@seckeer22

i dont know about the Japanese & Chinese parts though

[Tupac786Jr]

his smile reminds me of tupac

[AveIvy]

What kind of champagne did he mention?

[Anticipatedone]

@AveIvy Veuve Clicquot

[joker10191987]

I aint paying 500 dolla for nothing....Suck my dick

[RJD185]

Its Thursday Almost Friday Lmbao

[BossUp400]

IM FROM TH MIDWEST WE FIGHT DOGS

*BARRKSSS*

&& i was hiiiiighh...then a mothafuckka

police uniform wit strech marks on it

[brothamandap]

Fuck a bunch of dog-fuckin' honkies.

[ZBClark1]

"I AIN'T NEVERSEEN A POLICE UNIFORM WITH STRETCH MARKS ON IT." LMMFAO. EDDIE GRIFFIN IS A DAMN FOOL AND A TRUE NIGGA TO THE FULLEST.

[GoodFella21100]

'If I wasn't a christian' should be his next special

[yungworldz]

I LOVE EDDIE HOMIE IZ FUNNY AND REAL AS HELL..

[mrvalino]

Alcoholic come up with any reason to drink Why you drinking ? It's saturday Why you drinking ? It's sunday, jesus had wine at the last supper Why you drinking ? it's monday, first day back at the job Why you drinking ? it's thursday, kids are getting on my god damn nerves Why you drinking ? it's wednesday, humpday Why you drinking ? it's tuesday almost friday Why you drinking ? it's friday thank god Why you drinking ? it's saturday that's what i'm saying LMAO XD

[Cozzell18]

its sunday jesus had wine at the last supper, monday frist day back at the job, Tuesday kids gettin on my godamn nerves it wednesday Hump Day, its Thursday almost Friday it's Friday Thank God LOL

[sirdarian1]

he had me rollin when he was talking about drinking

why you drinking it saturday

why you drinking its sunday jesus had wine at the last supper its monday 1st day back on the job it tuesday god dang kids gettin on my nerves it wensday hey hump day its thursday almost friday

its friday thank god

its saturday thts what im saying lmao

[ajoy2dance4god]

@krey404...do you mind saying that about a million more times!!!!! IT'S A JOKE!!! SHEESH!!!

[tiffanywilliams09]

i ain't never since a police suit with stretch marks!!!!

[sonofthedestroyer]

Hes correct about the animal abuse issue.

Do any youtube search on rodeo cruelty and see the LACK of views.

Even livestock cruelty, LACK of views.

But if its Japanese killing whales, black americans fighting dogs, views are through the roof!

[DjMarksman1986]

"i aint drunk.......im FUCKED UP!!!!!" hahahahahahaha

[krey404]

@everybody who say he's ignorant for the dog joke. He's a comedian, it's a joke, duh... And hell white people can go (hunt) kill deers, birds, bulls, ducks, etc. They are animals too... You are ignorant for thinking when a comedian speaks that they are speaking the absolute truth or the way they feel. They have writers just like actors. And besides its a JOKE, everything is said to make you laugh and thats it, WHY SO SERIOUS!!!

[yhtomitalmighty]

@krey404 I know that comedians have writers! I do some work for TV show business here in the Philippines! I support animal foundations here in my country and I despise people who hunt animals for fun/sport. do you know that it was not his personal opinion about animals? do you know if it was just a joke by some writers? do you know if that is what not he really feels? we both don't know that. why so serious? because I care. even if it was not eddie's personal joke he shouldn't have said it.

[yhtomitalmighty]

@krey404 because the JOKE was IGNORANT. I DID NOT SAY THAT EDDIE WAS IGNORANT I SAID THE SHIT (JOKE) ABOUT THE DOGS WERE.

[4cellar2door0]

@krey404 You are a fucking idiot. Comedians don't have writers writing their jokes you fucking imbecile.

[Lieufant]

@4cellar2door0

occasionally they do ya know...just saying... shouldn't call people names if you're gonna look dumb for it.

[4cellar2door0]

You are a fucking idiot. Comedians don't have writers writing their jokes you fucking imbecile.

[mcjai84]

@4cellar2door0 actually they do...paul mooney wrote for richard pryor and wanda sykes wrote stuff for chris rock.

[4cellar2door0]

@mcjai84 Actually they don't, Mooney never wrote a single joke for Pryor and if you think Wanda Sykes could have ever written Chris a successful joke, then YOU are a joke.

If you're talking about Mooney writing and producing those SNL skits from back in the day, then L O L.

No shit that TV SHOW has a writer, idiot.

[9xxxxxxxxx]

@4cellar2door0 Paul mooney was the head writer on The Richard Pryor Show in the seventies

[4cellar2door0]

@9xxxxxxxxx The Richard Pryor Show is a SITCOM and not STAND UP COMEDY you blithering retard

[9xxxxxxxxx]

@4cellar2door0 It was a variety show professor Dumbass and he wrote much of Pryor's stand up along with Franklin Ajahi you have no idea of what u r talking about asshole and the only retard here is your mother's child.

[4cellar2door0]

@9xxxxxxxxx Hey professor dumb ass do you know the difference between a situational comedy and a variety show?

No, you don't faggot, because variety shows are BY DEFINITION situational comedy.

Secondly, no, he didn't write ANY of his stand up. Fucktard.

Eat shit and die, no, really.

[9xxxxxxxxx]

@4cellar2door0 Mooney wrote some of Richard Pryor's routines for his appearance on Saturday Night Live, co-wrote his material for the Live on the Sunset Strip, Bicentennial Nigger, and Is It Something I Said albums, and Pryor's film Jo Jo Dancer, Your Life Is Calling. As the head writer for The Richard Pryor Show, he gave many young stand-up comics, such as Robin Williams, Sandra Bernhard, Marsha Warfield, John Witherspoon, and Tim Reid, their first break into show business.Can u read dickhead!

[4cellar2door0]

@9xxxxxxxxx

No he didn't.

Can u read dickhead?

[9xxxxxxxxx]

@4cellar2door0 Wow, ignorant assholes are persistent and delusional! I guess everyone involved is lying because you know better than Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney themselves who have talked about this ad nauseam for years. Get a life besides the phony one you live through your childish keyboard rantings and have a nice day.

[4cellar2door0]

@9xxxxxxxxx Saying something doesn't make it so.

Maybe you'll learn that one day in life.

Link me to a legitimate source that verifies what you are saying.

Do it.

[SaturnsStudent]

@krey404 just because som1 does go hunt ect doesnt mean THATS OK - it isnt.

I am a vegetarian and dont agree with any of it

BUT the nigga funny!

[TheRabbit223]

@krey404 obviously you know nothing about eddie griffin or his stand up routine..... eddie doesnt write his jokes.... he highly believes that improvization is the true genius of the comedian and stated in at least one video i seen of him that "anybody who cant do improv isnt a real comedian. i didnt have anything wrote before i came on stage. and now that the show is almost over, i cant remember half the shit i just said." that is eddie griffin- pure improv... no script......

[mrpapafunky7879]

@TheRabbit223 u are right and wrong Watch the movie FOOLISH with master p about eddie trying to make it as a comic.in the movie he says a few of the same jokes i seen him do in a stand up special.he is one of the most natural improvising comics but he does have concrete jokes that he tells more than once.which is great because their funny as hell and everyone should hear them

[TheRabbit223]

@mrpapafunky7879 yea. i watched his special dysfunktional (way its spelled) family on comedy central and it said something like " routine written by eddie griffin). but he does say that if a comedian cant do improv then he isnt really a comedian... every time i watch eddie, i dont only see eddie, but i also see richard pryor. i really do think that richard pryor is his dad.... he talks and acts just like him.... and eddie's impersonation of richard is uncanny....

[mrpapafunky7879]

@TheRabbit223 While richard and eddie are not blood brothers u r right about eddie being his offspring along with every other comic who has actual talent. a chip off the ol block homie

[dawnofascendacy]

@krey404 exactly

[pdotchiz]

@krey404

couldnt agree more.

coming to watch a comedian you know says what ever and takes the piss then getting offended :/ beats me

[turds4thewin]

lmao fuck he is hilarious :D

but i lost much respect with the whole dog fighting thing " im from the mid west , we fight dogs" ??

thought he was more of a person then those ignorant fucktards who think animals fighting each other to death out of there own will is fun

[jcortinas13]

Never tell your boss. " IM MICHEAL JACKSON..... TILL SUNDAY!!!!!!!!" .Or he will send your ass home thinking your drunk

[N33SABAB3S]

He Funny Nd Shit He Say The Truth About Wht Goes On America He Keepin It A Bean lol

[davan66]

dats how a nigga do 4real when dem laws get u

[hellraizer17]

about the first champagne. its actually Dom Perignon!

[hellraizer17]

@hellraizer17 about the first champagne. its actually Dom Perignon!

source: w w w.toried.com/champagne.html

[simplygreat]

@hellraizer17 Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin The 1811 comet vintage of Veuve Clicquot is theorized to have been the first truly "modern" Champagne due to the advancements in the méthode champenoise which Veuve Clicquot pioneered through the technique of remuage

go to wikipedia and type Veuve_Clicquot that may not be where he got it from but that is the info he is using lol.

[gabrielnotiglesias]

I'M NOT DRUNK...I'M FUCKED UP!

LOL

[Poisinn]

Pitbulls are neglected, physically abused, and trained by humans to be aggressive. It's commonplace that the losing dog, if it isn't outright violently mauled to death during the fight, is typically hanged, drowned, or shot and thrown in the garbage. They are not naturally violent dogs.

I like Eddie, but he's a fucking moron on that particular issue.

[JimmyStreetZofPOTS]

@Poisinn thats not the point he is making..

[irisferguson]

@Poisinn I really like him too but his ignorance about animals is staggering and unkind

[r0naldinh0666]

@irisferguson what he said about bums vs dogs is completely true, its not ignorance.

[SuperPrimetime23]

@r0naldinh0666 ......... SHUDDUP

[gjmel1]

@irisferguson stfu u aint got no humor its a um what im lookin for oh a joke

[nosebleedfingerpaint]

have you ever been with a pitbull ? or seen what happens to them when you fight them? i dont think they like it. moron.

[blcscorpio]

its thursda almost frida

[ChelleoFsmYl3s]

45 DOLLAS!!!

[MBORODZENYU]

eddie this was your best peformence bra

[essential67]

eddie griffin

sad nigga lol

[ponchandra]

"I Need some Bubbbles for my Troubles"-lol

[salimsalimg]

Locked up on a friday."brothers yall know what i mean, you there for weekend" Lmao

[cocomousse]

they called it a pitbull. breed to fight! and  rodeo..oohhthats humane!! lmao..... so true..eddie damn u smart asss.

[QUEENSBRIDGEREP]

whats he drinkin?