Jaguar Rant

[TheEvilTrafficCone]

This Silentwulf rant has been presented by Mike's Hard Lemonade.

[FuckinNewUsername]

I was watching ur vids 4 years ago... when i found ur Funny Faces series. Wow... i'm re-subbing.

[Novelette22]

Lol not H1N1, HIV :3

[ExplosiveProduct]

Yeah, the Jaguar was funky quirky and unreliable. But, some great games were made for it, like Tempest 2000. Plus, Area 51, the arcade game ran on CO-JAG (Coin Operated Jaguar) hardware. It wasn't a complete bomb.

[LtEggSalad86]

I had a friend that had one of those things back when I was a kid. I remember he would often have to tweek with it to make it work.

[tachikoma12]

well the jaguar RF shield = Dead Space Engineer Suit Mask

[xxludigangstaxx]

U used Arschficker ^^ (wieLustig)

[slipknot1915]

arschfickers FTW!

[tachikoma12]

lol arschficker = assfucker in german

[loganguitar121]

does he know theres a disk atachment for that system?

[whitezombie00]

Anyone know what the music at the start is?

[ChrisKingsly]

How did it feel hitting that thing on your head the whole time lol you gonna finish your mikes hard lemonade??????????

[ANoobGuyProductions]

2:47 rofl

[noopklu]

Were us funny faces 7?

[randomguy2447]

Any body else notice the mikes hard lemonade

[zapper1966]

@randomguy2447 nirvananwa shit-fer-brains

[VillainousPuma]

Oh goodness you actually have one of the ET games??

[randomguy2447]

@murosteel starstrusck by 303H!

[murosteel]

anybody know what the song at the end is?

[nirvananwa]

Notice the bottle of Mikes Hard lemonade lawl

[DragonWater14]

ok this is FUNNY AS HELL

trun on the captions

fast forward to 1:06

TRUST ME ITS FUNNEH

[Coeyzorz]

not a controller. a cuntroller.

[MyMomsAHater]

Please udate your flash page its been a year!!

[hancuffs]

turn on transcribe on 1:01 to 1:08 it says "the top of the head they gt sweaty to resign and you get that breastfeeding that what does that mean a connection well" OMFG I PISSED MY FUCKING PANTS WATCHING THIS

[doglove13]

there is a mikes in the background

[voneyeva]

you are the funniest man alive I LOVE YOU!!!

[xPikaWolfx]

3:46, when you were smacking yourself in the face with it, the noise actually made a decent speedcore track. :S

[12kmartindale1]

rsod

[Karekristensson]

That console was a HUGE failure. Good thing I never wished for a Jaguar back in the 90's. I was happy with my SNES, PC and PlayStation.

[digidude86]

mikes hard lemonade FTW!!!!!!!

[3m0fr33ak]

lMFAOROFLLOL

[NinjaBunnyPro]

lol. at 1st i was like "ok, i was born in the early 90's & ive nvr heard of an atari jaguar" then i saw the freakin monstrosity of a controller & then im like "WTH??? thts not a freakin controller! tht looks more like a calculator or something!"

[murosteel]

lol you could wear that metal thing for halloween or something XD

[SLASH00136]

wow this vid is the shit. like every 15 seconds a hit in the face! laughed my ass off

[spaulding90]

lol nice rant yea jaguar fails oh yea and why dont u make that many vids anymore?

[THESURFINALIEN]

I totaly understand your so angry but, seriusly, I couldn't help it...HAD to burst out laughing at 2:18

[Adeeleia]

"Orgy of fail'

I love that.

[Kalanah69]

Did you keep the system after all this? I wouldn't lol :P I'll stick with my Super Nintendo xD

[Kalanah69]

@Kalanah69 nvm this one...I thought my first comment didn't post lol...sorry pplz

[Kalanah69]

So what happened with the system? Did you trash it even more or sell it for parts? I don't see why you would keep it if it's that shitty lol :P

[SanosakeSan]

Haha, good stuff man. Good to finally see another video.

[MDxm3000]

An amiga 500 would crush that ugly Rawr thing on all tests. :p

[Kalanah69]

my cousin had one of those systems...it was shit.

[iK8lyn]

Good lord, that thing is truly a piece of crap. o_o

'Course I've never heard of it, but hey, I'm glad I hadn't, until you made a video about it. Very funny - as always. :D

[Kajowwojak]

So... this Jaguar, a large cat, was reviewed by silentwulf, a rather loud (And humerus)... wolf. WOO!

Question though: What made you decide to review the Jaguar, even though it has been reviewed by many people before you?

[SilentwulfVideos]

@Kajowwojak It was more of a rant based on my personal experience with the console.

[Fyuzseion]

This video is a result of drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Drink Responsibly.

[deathangelx13x]

At one point you look behind and I can kinda tell that your staring at the Mike's Hard Lemonade ^_^ around 4:28ish. You where like this fucking thing is making me want to drink.

[pakacey]

LOL

[xXpezcoolXx]

Nice! you could be the new AngryVideoGameNerdz! :P

But really...you never manage to play a game on that?

[Kankuro666666]

the fucking closed caption is fucking funny

[naah]

I agree XD

[UltimaM2]

Definitely good to be comical to keep the viewer's attention. :>

[thecardrawer10]

make a destruction video of that pos

[CaineNova]

lol is that a towel draped over your chair? >.>

[SilentwulfVideos]

@CaineNova It's a blanket. My cats decided to use my chair as a scratching post one afternoon :-|

[KevinCali24]

ProFuckingTip - Take a credit card, wrap a clean thin cloth around it and insert it into the Jag to clean the contacts. You can clean the piss out of the carts but if the systems hole isnt clean it wont work worth a shit.

Also, check out my videos to see that the Jag has some kickass game. ;)

[SilentwulfVideos]

@KevinCali24 Trust me, I tried that. I exercised every attempt to try and get this unit to work. It's boned :-|

[KevinCali24]

@SilentwulfVideos IF you are getting the red screen of death it means you are very close to getting it working! ;^) A really dirty Jag wont even power on with a game inserted. Try giving everything one more good cleaning and try inserting the cartridges in different ways and positions like you have to do with an old NES.

[murosteel]

@SilentwulfVideos btw, i know you probably hear this enough times, but what's the name of the song at the end?

[meleemasters1]

wtf Eric has a beard now XD

[WoodenToaster]

I watched the first 5 seconds and was already thoroughly entertained.

[cartmanthesecond]

nice beard

[Fyuzseion]

well yur in fuckin luck *slap* xD

[TheGrim65]

wow mindfuck all over

[Malkaking]

ahhh the years go by im glad i went genesis lol

[sonyfome]

wow i watched this whole thing it was just gold

[SUPERLINKX2]

its funny how u randomly keep hitting your head with it

[dethshredder86]

Yeah I remember when this piece of shit first came out. I burned mine with a blowtorch after a week of hell trying to modify this fucker, not to install any modchips cause remember, its a fuckin jaguar, but just so that it might actually work one fuckin time lol.

[collspy005]

whats the music at the end

[collspy005]

whats the music at the end?

[MattitudeForeverV2]

Jaguar > Xbox 360 (Yes, I'm being sarcastic.)

[SUPERLINKX2]

lol the cartridge port is open which makes it the sluttiest console ever. Silentwulf at his best ladies and gentlemen

[USMCddSemperFi]

daffy duck... looney as shit lol.

[Saeko]

Where have you been all my life?

[ZimosProductions]

Great rant!

Rage quit it with a hammer!!!

[digidude86]

Mikes Hard Lemonade FTW

[TeamBelmont91]

Best. Rant. EVAR.

Seriously, you could possibly rival Armake21 and FanMannJudgeth. :O

[NinjaWulfVideos]

Whoo facial hair! looks smexy

[joemanyeah666]

there were 35 fucks or variations of the word fuck in this video...lol..its about 35 give or take 1 or 2

[greener144]

Nice beard

[gcrocker007]

Best....Rant...EVER! lol

[RevanRA]

...I would try playing on a console with my asscheeks, but I feel I don't have enough muscle power down there, so I'll stick with just using my hands. Great video again, Wulf.

[PoketrainerSchmee]

First 5 seconds of this video are the best.

[charger771]

3:45 hahahahahahahahaha

[DeltaPhi79]

You really let your beard grow... lol.... I HAVE ONE OF THESE LOL. I like it a BIT... I'm used to big controllers.

[wheresmitchell]

"id play better playing with my buttcheaks" lol

[dude3995]

get an xbox dude :)!!!!!!!

[SilentwulfVideos]

@dude3995 Have one already..

[ShiftBlade]

@SilentwulfVideos Good, now get an Xbox 360.

[SilentwulfVideos]

@ShiftBlade Got one.

[kolorskater]

@SilentwulfVideos gamertag? lol btw THANK YOU FOR MAKING A NEW VIDEO!!!

[ShiftBlade]

@SilentwulfVideos Good, now you are complete.

[poopman22321]

Mike's Hard Lemonade. Awesome.

[Exekial]

Silentwulf 1 Retro-bullshit -console 0

[AzureTheStealth9]

Not bad looking even when your mad  :P

[aeothegreat]

lol fuck the ngage, this is a phone

[JWCJBONE]

maybe you should strap fireworks and stuff to it....would make a good video :3

[thewolfkiba]

Been waitin' for your next upload! Can't wait for the next!

[xoambyxobear]

DUUUDE omfg i missed you haha ur awesome. 5/5 :D

[ohmahgawdfilms]

mikes hard lemonade

[offsideandy]

lmfao!

amazing video man, i missed you :(

[PancakeNightmare]

Still waiting for the rest of Anthrocon. /oh

But preach it, brudda.

[VenomxBoarder]

that made my day

[RikuTheEmoSergal]

Red screen of fuckin retardedness

[IXIBobOhIXI]

Wulf vs Jaguar. . .who will win.

[AmericanAdol]

Awesome rant, Silentwulf.

[AmongstTheBracken]

Great choice for an end song. I personally prefer the version without Katy Perry. xD

[RSAndrewf]

Hes Aliveeeeeeee!

[PokeyTheElite]

glad to see you're making more videos :)

[imustbeabutterfly]

-HeadJaguar-

[PureBreed34]

I love how all the related videos are about the car. That just shows how much it sucks, not even YouTube's heard of it til now xD

[184Films]

I know SO many people personally that still to this day try to tell me to watch Silentwulf videos haha... and I am like, I am pretty sure I was the one who showed them to you in the first place... hahaha, stay funny man

[GodlyiAm92]

ahaha i love the mikes hard in the background

[JoshDaGoodfella]

I missed you :)

Epic beard btw.

[Tearsneverlost]

oh god...that is a nightmare...

[charger771]

i like the beginning.....red screen of death hahahahaha

[JayBoy88]

I know a Christmas present for you. :P

[BelieveInFate]

bout freakin time!! lol

Nice to see you back!

[simpleBUKO]

where the heck is funny faces 7!

[stude444]

Nice Dave Grohl goatee

[WULFY1993]

your goetee is fucking win! :D

[TheInunah]

You forgot to mention that it also had a pinata add on.

[Zolofgonnakillallya]

DO MORE! :D

[FuzzySnuggz]

lmfao dude i agree the jaquar sucks.awesome rant xD!!

[guywithscythes]

I saw the review from the AVGN and i knew it was fucking shit. But i didnt know iit was that fucked up! BTW Arschficker? is german becoming more and more popular in america? whatever, awesome vid^^!

[chevy030303]

lolololol

[krfimc]

welcome back dude!!

[OliTayler]

woo glad your back ^_^ do more vids dude =)

[metalheadxemokid]

where have you been?!?!?!?!

[ntune990]

damn i missed you! fuck yeah! your back!!!

[Canaidiansurfer]

You sir, are my hero.

[theghoulnerd]

it been for so long welcome back thumbs up

[Peetree777]

u needa make more videos i mean u could be such a biger person on youtube but your videos are to inconsistant make more like funny faces and concusion and your fanbase will grow again and none of that animation crap please

[birchgroveownsu]

who's silentwulf i don't remember him

[firkrakrgreatesthits]

brilliant

[poopminion]

sigh.... FUCK!

[Trixinity101xx]

your funny 5 stars =D x

[HaloUniversalINC]

@Trixinity101xx ya youtube fucked that up. sorry.

[SnakeyZedd]

Thank god you didn't review the toilet add on

[SilentwulfVideos]

@SnakeyZedd

It may happen someday...

[SnakeyZedd]

@SilentwulfVideos Oh jeeze,make sure you hold onto your rage helmet tight!

[bloodisgood23]

jaguars and more facial hair lol

[51mfetic]

OMG, HE'S ALIVE! Hilarious as usual.

[kodoku42]

Nice rant, been a while since the last one.

[xQuickzx]

OMG UR BAK?

[kaltemrix]

its funny since a friend of mine's little brother still plays one of these and ENJOYS IT

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!­!

[rocker0899]

lol tell me aout i wasted my money on it bad

[meowjellymoon]

So happy ur back XD - BEARD -

[robytzu97]

good thing ur back :P

btw ! u should fucking shave dude

[SilentwulfVideos]

@robytzu97 What is this "shave" you speak of?

[BINOMAN007]

@SilentwulfVideos thats a very good question people tell me the same thing..maybe it's some kind of new tech out there....hmmm....lol nice video i know a freind who had that and it always gave him shit too...we decided to shoot it with a 12 gauge auto lol

[TheCoDMW2Beast]

@SilentwulfVideos dude i havent seen a new video in forever good thing your back and comical as a fuckwedge as always

[itachi1al]

@SilentwulfVideos I Like the faceal hair ^-^

[Heartmelt4]

@SilentwulfVideos lol wassup silentwulf? dude ur hella right bout the jaguar. i fuckin hate it. i literally through mine out my window one day cuz it wouldnt work. I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!

[poopman22321]

@SilentwulfVideos Shaving's for women.

[KillerPrawn40k]

@robytzu97 I like his Goatee. XD

[alabalabanana]

YEEEEEEEEY

[pkman947]

you're back :D

[monkeydude1313]

Woah! First video in forever!

I've been waiting XD