My robotic's teacher once got attacked by a shark. Apparently he didnt know what to do, so he punched it in the nose and it ran away. I died whenever I heard this happen.
@atmas1337 well they use their eyes alot but like a dog they trust other sense. they rely on smell and touch more than their eyes but it still hurts like fuck if you stab at their eyes with your finger
@xXTHEALIENKINGXx Sharks have sharp as hell eyes, why the fuck do you think Great Whites protect them? It's not echolocation, that's bats and it's with sound.
Sharks sense electrical signals from your neurons and track it that way.
If they based things on that alone, they would eat a lot more people then they do now.
ran into a pack of javelina in way to school one morning and intimidation works dont run nor charge move very slowly take a stance that makes you look bigger like how dogs stand side ways or schools of fish group up if a preditory animal like a tiger if you move towords it will take as a offencive action and if you move away it will single you out as weak if non-preditory just dont move for wards
I love tigers. Because they look amazing even though I haven't wet one face to face just in pictures. And it's Mexico elementary, middle, and high school mascot.
@superpeachlogan2 I'm sorry but I've lived in Mexico all my life and my elementary school mascot was a fucking Lion, middle school a dragon and high school it was a fucking puma. So fuck you.
@MrHalokking Sharks have some of the sharpest eyes an animal could have, and even if that wasn't true(it is), any animal that has eyes relies on them and their other 4 senses. Sharks rely on their eyes and nose more than anything.
Repeatedly press 7 really fast and Burnie says "Are you shit?"
d0nUtOnMyMiNd44 1 hour ago
Lol, a squirrel.
XxRenegadeCiNosxX 1 hour ago
@ number45I
You mean a chihuahua?
superlego23 17 hours ago
32 people were members of PETA
bambamkim2120 18 hours ago
that's not a dog. that's some kind of giant mutated rat with a bunch of fur
Number45I 18 hours ago
My robotic's teacher once got attacked by a shark. Apparently he didnt know what to do, so he punched it in the nose and it ran away. I died whenever I heard this happen.
MrLukieman10 1 day ago
I don't know if it's because I'm drunk or because this is fucking hysterical, but this is fucking hysterical... Every time.
AnthonyLucianoMusic 1 day ago
the ad i just watched said fuck like 5 times :D THATS AWESOME, TAKE THAT INTERNET CENCORSHIT
Kagarin243 2 days ago
@ConstantinIV the fact that you you think there are ADD blockers
It's AD not ADD
We're not doing math nor do we have attention deficit disorders
MegaCakeFan 2 days ago
How do you make these kinda animated video slol
poopoounicorn 3 days ago
did anybody notice else notice Pride Rock on the upper right at 0:20
iruleandyoudont371 4 days ago
I like sex.
FantasticFranco 4 days ago
Burnie could take on a horse
cloakhawk 5 days ago
@cloakhawk what if it cribs all over him and next thing you know he has a bloated hourse on his arm
BobbleHeadsStudios 4 days ago
Sharks barely uses their eyes?
atmas1337 6 days ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
@atmas1337 well they use their eyes alot but like a dog they trust other sense. they rely on smell and touch more than their eyes but it still hurts like fuck if you stab at their eyes with your finger
warhawk9566 6 days ago
@warhawk9566 Exacly what i meant ^^
atmas1337 5 days ago
Trust me, not even a squirrel. Those will fuck you up
MasterReasonOSR 6 days ago
well he can KO a hose
alvarorios98 6 days ago
Fucking 30 second advert for a minute-long vid.
Bob1sGr8 1 week ago
@Bob1sGr8
Well that's your own fault.
Get an add-blocker!
ConstantinIV 6 days ago
@ConstantinIV
I think you need some ADD medication
MegaCakeFan 2 days ago
@MegaCakeFan
And what brings you to that conclusion?
ConstantinIV 2 days ago
"I'll fuck a dog up" fuckin lol'd
SIRSCRAPEALOT 1 week ago
I can outrun that lion!
R.I.P
MadBloodKing 1 week ago
his glasses bleed :)
sirmidor 1 week ago
wow wolverine kitty
wintersnowflake1001 1 week ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
burnie is hillarous
javalavadingdonglolz 1 week ago
oh ya. anyone can take a tiger. as long as you have the rofl knife...
Dw33zyInTheBuildin 1 week ago
I'm with jole on this one
ShadowFade42 1 week ago
turn on captions and when the tiger fights burnie it goes on about jews in africa
SamuelWats0n 1 week ago
@SamuelWats0n I love these captions, no matter what, they always seem to go on ass backwards political debates.
DMatomisk 1 week ago
@DMatomisk DAMN RIGHT BRO
SamuelWats0n 1 week ago
this show needs a karl pilkington xD
MrStardust85 1 week ago
@MrStardust85 like from an idiot abroad?
BoboBen35 1 week ago
@BoboBen35 yep!
MrStardust85 1 week ago
@MrStardust85 I defianatly agree!
BoboBen35 1 week ago
i like to lie down in my fridge and pretend im expired milk :>
brucewilliammcgrath 1 week ago
@brucewilliammcgrath throw yourself away in the trash can so you can't post any comments anymore...
GreenGamer38 1 week ago
@GreenGamer38 i dont have arms
brucewilliammcgrath 1 week ago
@brucewilliammcgrath cool story... is that how you approach everyone?
GreenGamer38 1 week ago
@GreenGamer38 No, when someone walks up to ME, i say, I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee :3
brucewilliammcgrath 1 week ago
@brucewilliammcgrath ... so you are the one guy who actualy says it IRL forever alone
GreenGamer38 1 week ago
@GreenGamer38 yeah I actually came up with that meme right now. LOL u mad bro?
brucewilliammcgrath 1 week ago
... I punched a horse once
ChloroformSniffer 1 week ago
You realize of course that now in a year or two burnie is going to die in a freak tiger mauling accident.
exibitions 1 week ago
@exibitions wrong, in a year or two you are going to see a tiger die in a freak burnie mauling accident.
TexiG 1 week ago
@TexiG I can see the head lines now.
"Local austin man beats escaped siberian tiger to death with it's own tail."
exibitions 1 week ago
@exibitions maybe Burnie can get that Statue of himself after all, just a tigers head not a platypus
TexiG 1 week ago
@TexiG
Except a tigers head with a big black eye..and the good eye is crying.
exibitions 1 week ago
Press 8 for doggy torture and "suck it, dog!"
MetallicaBrando217 1 week ago
sharks do't use eyes they are blind as fuck so they use a type of echolocation to find prey
xXTHEALIENKINGXx 1 week ago
@xXTHEALIENKINGXx Yes but people are usually told to jab them in the eyes.
PokeFan2845 1 week ago
@xXTHEALIENKINGXx Sharks have sharp as hell eyes, why the fuck do you think Great Whites protect them? It's not echolocation, that's bats and it's with sound.
Sharks sense electrical signals from your neurons and track it that way.
If they based things on that alone, they would eat a lot more people then they do now.
spoogeling 1 week ago
30 people can't take squirls.
Stephenthecupcake101 1 week ago
"I think maybe we could take a squirel"
SamTheFisherMan100 1 week ago
Squirrels are actually insane, on clawed up my cousins dog so now I shoot them whenever I see those tree rats
TeamC00L 1 week ago
@TeamC00L have fun going to jail for that =/
GlophTheweb 1 week ago
is there anyway to just subscribe to the animations and not the whole channel?
no offense i just don't need all the achievment videos in my in box
wikinfei 1 week ago
My money's on the squirrel too because even though the don't seem it, the are feral.
TheCinnamonVideos 1 week ago
@TheCinnamonVideos yeah, i seen one fuck up a snake that was bigger then it
Shuyin128MK4 1 week ago
why cant i thumb comments up?!
crzymexican57 1 week ago
My money is on the Squirrel
Fellonrose 1 week ago
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soulessphilosopher 1 week ago
Damn I remember the good old days in the 90's when people actully knew it was called Pride rock . 0:46 .
MongoosePWN 1 week ago
Haha I saw the rock from the lion king!
DownwardSpirial 2 weeks ago 150
@DownwardSpirial pride rock. I was just about to say that
Mr2010forgeben 1 week ago
@DownwardSpirial you slut I said that first >.>
Grivelnox 1 week ago
You remember when we could skip 30 second adds?
jello2jedi 2 weeks ago
actually sharks use there eyes 10% of the time the rest is all there scent
MrCoolios12 2 weeks ago
Wolverine cat FTW!
dinobillington 2 weeks ago
Are you joking squirrels are like mice on SPEED, imagine those gnawing teeth but like a million times faster, you mess with a squirrel you are dead
canonfodder1000 2 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
1:00 At least he's a realist.
Zombie14Slayer 2 weeks ago
29 poeple got mauled by a tiger
Drag0nCak3 2 weeks ago
Oh dear god...
I got here and there were 476,666 views...
ArmyGuy543 2 weeks ago
i wanna see Joel fight a squirrel....
musicman07 2 weeks ago
Ricky Gervais Show
randomhumor1 2 weeks ago
0:40 Theres the lion king rock in the background!!!!!!!!
Grivelnox 2 weeks ago
So, you can beat a squirrel but not, let's say, a goldfish? Damn...
LodgeStudios 2 weeks ago
These remind me a lot of the ricky gervais show..
KuhtIsAwesome 2 weeks ago
a squirell kicked my ass once...
RealtySUCKS0311 2 weeks ago
0:16 its only a mear flesh wound.
blueravenvg 2 weeks ago
I think Burnie has a fetish for punching animals in the face...
Legolad229 2 weeks ago
desmond:how did i get here: hewki:well i know how i got here i got hit by a bus and failed
predleader2 2 weeks ago
Burnie just doesnt like fucking animals! especially horses XD
MatsuriProductions 2 weeks ago
should have included Chuck the Chimpanzee that loves to fight!!!!
woahITZscyan 2 weeks ago
I think MAYBE we could take a squirrel lol
3pIcxXxoWnEr195 2 weeks ago
i got an ad for doritos, a dog kills cat, man sees the cat's tags, dog bribes with doritos...
USMCBringThemHome 3 weeks ago
@USMCBringThemHome Ummm ... obsessed with that commercial much?
MrIbanezExclusive 2 weeks ago
I would take a dog on way before a squirrel...
onewaylimited 3 weeks ago
and then he hit a horse
thebladeofchaos 3 weeks ago
anyone else notice the lion kimg reference in the shot where its joel and the tiger?
admiralflynn895 3 weeks ago
Pride Rock from lion king at :45!
JohnnyFreerun 3 weeks ago in playlist Animated Adventures
What they didn't include was Brandon's FOOLPROOF argument as to why a dog will fucking kill you.
07blackhawk07 3 weeks ago
Brunei is an asshole
TheTorch2424 3 weeks ago
"I could take a dog" well a tiger would destroy a dog, epic.
Daudgrim 3 weeks ago
did anyone else notice the lion king cliff in the background
actionfighters 3 weeks ago
joel had it right
912Nasher 3 weeks ago
@DuellyO stipidest thing ive ever read. congrats.
kingofkong21 3 weeks ago
@kingofkong21
If you're going to tell somebody they are stupid, at least spell stupid correctly.
CrapolaFarm 3 weeks ago 182
@CrapolaFarm you have a comma splice bro :D
halomlg117 6 days ago 8
You know you are one unattractive male when even your cartoon avatar has an ugly unkempt beard
MrWaeseL 4 weeks ago
if your gonna put up a skipless ad please have some hot chicks in it
mosdeadly98 4 weeks ago
Never gonna!
LittleBitOfSunshine1 1 month ago
Give you up!
LittleBitOfSunshine1 1 month ago
did any1 notice at 0:43 that it was a lion king seen?
sorrydogz 1 month ago
28 people can't fight squirrels.
xxH3RSH3YSxx 1 month ago
ran into a pack of javelina in way to school one morning and intimidation works dont run nor charge move very slowly take a stance that makes you look bigger like how dogs stand side ways or schools of fish group up if a preditory animal like a tiger if you move towords it will take as a offencive action and if you move away it will single you out as weak if non-preditory just dont move for wards
roflcoptergoesscisci 1 month ago
@ECHO7AIRSOFT Oh god, I can imagine it now.
rosserm11 1 month ago
I love tigers. Because they look amazing even though I haven't wet one face to face just in pictures. And it's Mexico elementary, middle, and high school mascot.
superpeachlogan2 1 month ago
@superpeachlogan2 I'm sorry but I've lived in Mexico all my life and my elementary school mascot was a fucking Lion, middle school a dragon and high school it was a fucking puma. So fuck you.
Zazilium 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
Dude, a squirrel will fuck you up
ohiogo363 1 month ago
thats toto, paris hilton. get ur words right.
arkangel1O1 1 month ago
CINNAMON, NO!!
nigahiga68 1 month ago
so they could lose to a turtle and frog
geekjacob1 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventure
so they could lose to a turtle and a frog
geekjacob1 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventure
so they could lose to a turtle and a frog
geekjacob1 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventure
burnie can take a horse. other than that, he loses
noname12327 1 month ago
@noname12327 A horse would kick a tiger's ass.
DuellyO 1 month ago
Never noticed how well these are animated. Good job jordan.
DeadEyeDann 1 month ago
@DeadEyeDann That actually isn't very good animation. It's choppy and stiff.
PivotXL1 1 month ago
Oh you may not know it but a squiral will fuck you up.
halo0656 1 month ago
Well I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell
davizic 1 month ago
My friend hates rooster teeth. I hate him.
shadowrob05 1 month ago
cinnamon sent me here
spartandud3 1 month ago
I'm smarter then tiger
Tinklydog 1 month ago
@Tinklydog You're also dumb as shit.
xTheRealH1N1x 1 month ago
@xTheRealH1N1x come on man no need for being mean
Tinklydog 1 month ago
remember burnie the horse puncher
creepyassfromfuture 1 month ago
Jab it's eyes and fucking bult, that's how.
jameswray50 1 month ago
Joel can't take on Cinnamon... HOW IS HE GOING TO TAKE ON A SQUIRREL.
HE IS A VEE HI CAL DEE STROYEE ER. Not a squirrel destroyer.
ReachManA239 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
@ReachManA239 who is cinnamon?
glitchz1 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
@glitchz1 Watch the Joel and Jack Meet the Kinectimals video.
ReachManA239 1 month ago
I always laugh when he sais How Will you Take a Tiger out? TIGER WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU >:O!
kingrico1001 1 month ago
TIGER WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU! :D
sm00thns 1 month ago 189
@sm00thns tiger rock!!!!
reller82 2 weeks ago
Burnie vs a Tiger and Joel vs a Panther... Tag Match
Jerem6401 1 month ago
whats with the number 1023?
WinterDJ40 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
@962acgqz68 Who?
Nanaman12345 1 month ago
@Nanaman12345 Kevin was the name of the drug dealer that Michael met in New York. They made a short about it. It was awesome!
crylic1 1 month ago
0:46 Lion King rock lololol
samg9888 1 month ago
@VainerNate000 That maybe true that they have some of the sharpest eyes but the dont reply on them as much as smell.
MrHalokking 1 month ago
He could never take cinamin though
IceCreamAndBullets 1 month ago
I'd just be like Come at me bro! if I saw a tiger
cordeep 1 month ago
Joel the Squirrel slayer
trebot9292266 1 month ago
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Jex134 1 month ago
" I think we can maybe take a squirrel" OH MY GOD I PEED MY PANTS THATS SO FUNNY
veavenkill 1 month ago
im sorry Burnie but sharks dont use there eyes that much he could still kill you without eyes
MrHalokking 1 month ago
@MrHalokking Sharks have some of the sharpest eyes an animal could have, and even if that wasn't true(it is), any animal that has eyes relies on them and their other 4 senses. Sharks rely on their eyes and nose more than anything.
VainerNate000 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
I have some bad news Kevin overdosed and sadly died so SHUT up
almightyconker 1 month ago
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h34d5h0tz666 1 month ago
personally I think, Joel is the only one that was thinking logical
Maztrea 1 month ago
Kevin sent me
666666nikita 1 month ago
Squirrels can get rabies. :P
Basketball677 1 month ago
who the hell is kevin?
animefanxv 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
@animefanxv call 555-get-drug
vortex594 1 month ago
@vortex594 call 69-sextoys-xxx
Jripper10 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
lets see burnie fight a honey badger
mattmoin117 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
" i can fight any animal"
Me: how about a rooster with teeth! trolololollololooll.......*sigh* for ever alone....
MCDPrydex 1 month ago
kevin sent me
GAM4G4M3R 1 month ago
Lion king ! Ha!
Genetiics 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
Koorta sent me!
UNKNOWNSHAPE 1 month ago
I sent me
Darthstick 1 month ago
I want Joel to fight a squirrel.
rosserm11 1 month ago 251
@rosserm11 more like Micheal vs. a Squirrel
ECHO7AIRSOFT 1 month ago
@ECHO7AIRSOFT No, Joel
BoboBen35 1 month ago
who is this Kevin person?
xXhalofan21Xx 1 month ago
Joel XD
"Maybe...we can take a squirrel."
warriorwolf777 1 month ago
ever since he punched that horse Burnies figures he can take on anything.
jeffrey41010 1 month ago
@962acgqz68 not to sound like a troll or anything, but who is kevin?
muddaducker 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
@muddaducker I'm sure you know by now if you watched all the videos.
megamaxmax4 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
@megamaxmax4 ermmmmmmmmmmmmm nope
muddaducker 1 month ago
0:21 the pride rock is in the background
southparkinem 1 month ago
The best animated roosterteeth adventure yet! :)
lordbrunskog 1 month ago
Reoccurring number 1023.
GraysonSteele 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
Fighting a squirrel is a no-win proposition. If you lose, you lost to a SQUIRREL. If you win...YOU BEAT UP A SQUIRREL YOU JERK!
pteroid11 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures