I Almost Died: (Halo Reach Pro Gameplay on Asylum BUK 20) 2 Bucks's Life Sucks

[Spaceguy70]

I hope I will not die while writing this comment.

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Yeah I didn't die.

Hey what's that?

*KABOOM BOOM*

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[TheRomanosaurus]

Moral of the story: don't let the Asians drive

[charleybucketcdp]

hes not a pro. he does have any pro points and can hardly reach top 32.

[thechazzkay]

Damn u im dead

[MrJuhanso]

i left the vid but then i took an arrow in the knee

[TheJackc00z]

yay deth i 2 buck love u jks :)

[Arvahh]

LLL buk 20 EU pro

[TheMasterAxis]

wwo great message towards kids lol...

[Khu314]

Lol. to me this seems like nothing. After all, I almost died twice. because of my F**king brother

[Sk1ll3d1337]

Nice video dude:D

I have one question, how do you upload vids?

Share then download from Bungie's website

Or do you connect your Xbox to PC? Thx;)

[SiddTheFrickingNayak]

Final Destination 6? xD

[SWelsh1000]

Did anyone notice the score?

[Mrdrock31]

Did anybody else think he was going to get a perfection?

[IBagOnKSI]

LOL when he said "all of a sudden i see-" the video lagged. :)

[xMLGGeneralxx]

who ignored 2 bucks when the dog came up thumbs up

[jofac22]

I like the PS3 intro.....Then halo.....hahaha sucks ps3 people doesnt it! :D

[chudaluver1]

90 mhp collision? lol dude its still 45 and you would not die just fuck up your car pretty bad. I knew a kid that got into a wreck head on at 60 all that happened was that his car got totaled and a head ache lol.

[crudnup]

both buk 20 and his twin both are are MLG players, they live in Billericay so do I! :) they go to my school but there in 6th form/college and im in year 10. Plus my brother has really good scores for guitar hero, hes in a guitar hero europe clan (invited by the clan leader). he has 1st in the world at some songs. All this in one small town.. Billericay!

[TheRoflrilla]

I was going 45, he was going 45, it would have been a 90 mile per hour crash.

EPIC LOGIC XD

[xxTHExLEGITxx]

Why don't u just show us ur face..??

[TheNickandcollinshow]

@xxTHExLEGITxx no kidding

[HeadTastiic]

Nice Productions Man, And Neat Commentary. Thumbs Up Mother****er

[Georgeemmafla]

19=dislikes=FUK UP CRACKHORE/SKANKGORILLA

[h4lobeats]

So now that I could die at any moment. I will carpe the fuck out of this diem.

[Ringo10mm]

you call yourself a pro? wow

[TheAngelicDemise]

@Ringo10mm

i dont think its his gameplay

[halo3kinges]

i bet you jumped out that car and prasied God that you where still alive

[EyeInTriangle1]

I think scientists say there isn't a star close enough to hit us if it blows up or what ever. You know, except for the sun.

[eminemfan813]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FLYING MEXICAN IN MY ADD?

[edandviktv]

thumbs up if u totaly ignored 2 bucks when the dog came up

[MetaITV]

lol you wont even feel anything anways, so dont worry. you wont feel a thing.

[amazin465]

cute dog :D

[Cr1s1sC0re]

I hope gamma rays don't hurt. Fuck 2bucks, I was just traumatized.

[rasmus8565totta]

AAh good sketch on pro gameplay :D luaghed like hell xD realy funny loved the grenade fail and all that sniping fail :D Was da best!

[MadhatterHD]

nothing CAN hurt me..... God mode hack ftw!^^ (ps i dont hack hackers suck)

[EyeInTriangle1]

I think the only star close enough to kill us by exploding is the sun, and we'll know when that's about to happen

[juv500]

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[juv500]

i got hurt be runing

[gourt395]

thats two bucks sniper rifle

[10xboxdude]

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[Jtlewiss]

ALL HAIL [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅2̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

[PerkelenSyoejae666]

why do you put your story in to a hal video O.o ??????

Did I search for "Sad Stories" or for "Halo Reach gameplay" ???

[didgeseventyseven]

"I felt like a deer in headlights" funny because thats what the allstate ad before this video was about..

[scarab2291]

GIVE 2 BUCKS HIS SNIPA BACK!

[CarusoProductions]

You almost died? ME TOO! Me and my brother were driving home through downtown and there must have been 10 cop cars all spread out in alleyways, parking lots, rooftops, etc... Anyway, he drove me home at 1 in the morning after I got possessed or something at an outdoors club. We took a turn and suddenly there were no cops AT ALL. I'm like what? And all of the sudden this big GMC, must have been a Yukon Denali with tinted windows (which was probably possessed like me haha) was coming head on at u

[justinbieberfangg37]

how do u put words on your video?

[NuculrSquirrel]

well i have a story. one time it was late and me and my friend were walking home and we are passing this cross walk and this dude and his friend are in the car. me being the asshole, i go "hehe, there black" and the must have heard me bc he stepped on the gas and smashed my leg with their car and it hurt. lesson learned.

[korbinofspain]

GIVE KINGOFSPAIN817 BACK HIS SHOTGUN

[guystuffproductions]

it wouldn't have been a 90 mile an hour crash, only 45, even though both cars were going 45. that leanardo dicaprio joke was kinda funny lol

[LeonePhelps]

@guystuffproductions Nah it's the same as hitting a wall at ninety. The speeds add together

OT: Good gameplay, sorry about that man I've been in so many almost car accidents lol I know how you feel

[korbinofspain]

@LeonePhelps no mythbusters proved that wrong retard

[chevyuzi]

quadrapeligic....badass

[HypnotiiKzzzzzz]

Wow is it just me or is his dog the most funniest thing in this voD.....:)-)

[ironman51852]

With this story, you still play Halo and dont tell any of your family about this and all of the halo freaks (like me) about it. 0_0

[32baseballfreak]

crazy asian drivers lol

[XatHacker]

At any given moment we could all die instan... WAIT IS THAT DOG HAS A BACON TRAET ON HERS NOUSE?

[THEHUNGERGAMESDUDE]

Almost died once got hit by a car EMERGENCY ROOM FOR 59 HOURS

[2drummaboy2]

Hmm....that didn't sound emo...

[KaosEspada]

life is uncertain. death is not. everyone dies. everyone will die. one day or another...

[gameguykiler]

this commentary made me sad... because one of my masters almost died

[TheLolzerdude]

I dont want to be a dick but that happens to my drunk friend all the time. So ya

[mkbc1]

imma hide somewhere before i die

[roccoownzu2]

I knew about the things a the end, and if we didn't all die from the rays the plannet would be pretty barren and skies would appear red, we would be like Mercury, we'd never see the sun again

[saintatwar]

oh that was a great ending...telling me all the possible ways i could day..thanx for the nightmares..

[loldude5678]

@saintatwar well, think of it this way, this planet survied from gamma rays and shit for over 2000 years, I think its safe to say by the time something happens we will be old or already dead

[butterz1199]

@loldude5678 thats completely illogical, no just because it hasnt happened so far doesnt mean it wont happen tomorow? and who was your history teacher? because if he told you the world is only 2000 years old he should be fired

[C4isTNT]

needles hurt me!!!

[Roidsxrxus]

Good gameplay, but sounds like a serious nerd haha

[punkerleader]

lol dumbass

[RsTeamK0]

Lol at how seriously you are talking while your dog is balancing a dog treat

[Dewolfd23]

I Thought 2 Bucks was Asain Not a Dog...? wait...

[worldofurin]

a car that runs in 45 and collides with another car that runs in 45 doesnt equal a crash to a wall in 90, its equal to colliding to a wall in 45

learnd it from mythbusters,,,

[Sp4rtanll7]

"a little thing i had" = gambling and hookers :D

[Jamaltc15]

That did NOT make me feel better. T.T (walks outside at night and looks up) DAMN U STARS!

[AudioAnime]

i dont like this video :<

[snailzillascreator]

lol I was like oh schneap!!! I like how the whole time ur talking about this, ur raping some spartan ass.

[EZIOFAN001]

17 people think their invincible and could've survied a head on collision

[aManWalks1ntoaBar]

@EZIOFAN001 chuck norris, elton john, bob marley, jim carry who else?

[casinozx]

I love these vids with your stories, please continue doing them <3

[jacenseo]

OkAy happy thought were all gonna die

[sebsgrad07]

That was at least about a 101% chance of fatality...

[bubblesvids220]

2 bucks ur funny lol is this yur gameplay cuz I typed in ogre2 and this came up but good gameplay  sorry just playing with iphone 

[fallenangel1040]

2bucks what do those dog treats taste like? 

[TJection]

Haha I have watched a couple of your commentaries now and I know your intentionally not talking about Halo entertaining though.

[UltimateSuperion]

So I'm going to die towmorrow.......... won't stop me playin Reach

[deamosaur]

"yeaa so were all gana die" LMFAO! :D

[MrLolza69]

awww that dog is so cute <3

[cod4freak22]

@MrLolza69 he is the dog literally

[JAWSHAKES]

i like it, keep it up and be carefull out there life is precious

[mwDUDE2]

Ok 2 things :D

1. If you see headlights, Stop and Stare. Works for me.

2. The nearest star/sun to us is like lightyears ago from us, so the BIG telescopes that take us billions of dollars to make would hopefully see the star exploding :), therefore giving us a year-100 years to prepare. :)

[dartznight]

@mwDUDE2 if the gamma rays travel at the speed of light, we would see the star exploding only milliseconds before the rays hit us...

[mwDUDE2]

@dartznight Your proving my points. LIGHTYEARS AWAY.

LIGHTYEAR= THE LENGTH OF HOW FAR LIGHT TRAVLES IN ONE YEAR!!

[chipsilverGE]

@mwDUDE2 if it is 100 light years away than what u r looking at is what was there a hundred years ago because it takes a 100 years for the light from the star to travel to earth so we would not see it coming

[DoubleZeroCA]

2:45 thats not truee its only about a 45 mile crash big deal xD your only gonna get injuryed not a death

A crash of both semis crash at each other at 50 mph will only resut in a 50 mph crash! - Mythbusters fan FTW

[akumarisu]

it's sunday night and got some load of HW TO DO.... buuut ii will just sit back and waaatch 2BUCKS TAlk.

[xx99defplzxx]

Just imagine it was worth it u got a commenary out of it

[nobleteam1]

more dark humor pleaz

[bloodyclaws]

45 mph is way too slow to even be a fatal crash. 60 mph is the usual speed limit but everyone goes way below it causing traffic jams and whatnot.

[MrHotmose]

well.. i guess you had some special protection =) dont you think ?

[TJection]

@MrHotmose Yeah definitely lets all thank god.

[pirate087]

2bucks! I've read that there aren't any stars in a lethal range to us distance wise that are anywhere near exploding. We're good.

[conr2010]

Meph's one hell of a drug...

[TheWindWaker01]

glad you're okay! I did something like that once it was mad scary (looked down to get something from the seat beside me and I was halfway in the other lane when I looked up)

[kito778]

You wish I could die.

[viNCeSkillz]

LoL at the dog

[IDKWHATMYUSERNAMEIZ]

auctually the moral of the story is crack is wack

[ZeeZagg14]

Good job you gained those quick hand reactions when you started masturbating with your left hand.

[DudeitsLandon]

Fuck these brownie advertisments

[pinkgangstaninja666]

why am i not surprised that you would almost die by driving? fucking Asians bro.

[FeARxRobot]

is your dogs name 2 bucks?

[pinkgangstaninja666]

@FeARxRobot no the dog is 2Bucks. no joke

[ThatsMyJewBagel]

lol, gamma rays dont penetrate the atmosphere, maybe with that much they will but i'd think the explosion would kill us, or the resulting black hole x)

[MySleepingSickness]

Two bucks, if you died i could never forgive myself

[Optikillaa]

thats not pro gameplay :D

[floodedjunior]

two bucks like you said it was all a dream you woke up and the guys werent there

[xFubaarHD]

4:10 OH SHNIT

[TheyCallMeFreakGamer]

@Dominikidz ???????

[iTzDeMoNsLaYeR147]

Dude this made me want to cut myslef xD jkjk I Prob should be jokong about that stuff but who cares xD Really liked the vid dude I love commentaries that have a meaning and arnt just pointless!

[Dominikidz]

lol the dog is cute i wanna fuck it

[Rhyseyboy9000]

@Dominikidz wtf dude!!!

[7Rafe7]

"and... we're all gonna die, alright so i hope that made you all feel better about yourselves, cya later"

[muslumblaster3000]

WOW

[armondo41]

12 people died

[willardftw]

2 bucks... honestly, your story does not help those trying to disprove the "steriotype" that all asians are cursed with... you know which one i'm talking about.

[zonezigger]

dont want to be a nerd or anything but according to science and mythbusters, if two cars going 45 mph hit eachother straight on, it is the same as a car driving 45 hitting a 10feet thick steel wall...

[willardftw]

@zonezigger yeah, conservation of energy, double the energy gets spread out over double the surface area so it ends up being the same.

[arbiter179]

OMG

[Stahoola]

Alright, I don't know if you will read this 2 Bucks but I just got my license about two months ago and on one of my first days driving alone I was at an intersection and being stupid and trying to wave to my friend because we were both leaving cross country practice and then without thinking I followed the car ahead of me while taking a left at a green light and almost got nailed but my instinct saved me. I know how you feel about it waking you up about life.

[thenewf01]

"At any moment we are all just a pixel away from death." - Hutch 

[pelo177]

@thenewf01 from dieing

[CascadeZ]

@thenewf01 truly inspirational :P

[MrJeebuslover]

cute lil puppy lolz

[IzaakPRips]

dude its them halo skills

[SuperRedvsbluefan]

I got 15 kills

[AliveDog]

thought he was gonna get a perfection

[masterocto]

even if 2 bucks dies his legacy will still live on

[MrHebrewGuy]

stevie hitler.

[oKLoTzYo]

just to be completly nerdy... i took this defensive driving course for my mom cus she was to lazy too and a 60 mph impact is apperantly like 5 times as legit as a 20 mph one so i think its more then 90 mph soo yea u would totally die :D

[grandgranadiers]

1:49 captions on "but when youre the drugs it like paul moses of when your drunk you dont realize it"

[shunfglol]

The dog was cute :D

[XboxDouchetage]

Haha when he said Oh shit, it said that he said Hello she it.

[TehSchimMan]

I've been thinking of suicide the past few days. I think I'm going to do it.

[crazycory246]

Better You than seananners.

Rofl, im jk man...But Really.

[LOLfailblogger]

OHSHNIT!

[JkAllDayHills]

you were obviously date raped

[AmazinFunkxHHR]

thumbs up on the video/commentary srry for u near death xp stay safe (love ur videos)

[WD2013]

OWHSCHNIP

[HLGInfinityFilms]

Move to Britain and you won't have to worry about head on collisions on the left side of the road

[SteamTTG]

i love the dog

[Flamez2k10]

OUUUU SNIPP!!!!

[gmart248]

2 45mile and hour cars hitting each other is the same as hitting a wall at 45. It is not a 90 mile and hour crash.

[FlyingZetex]

Hey when u die (hopely not when we know u died? ask some1 to make a video? :P

[theDECENTswe]

Phew, after coming back from 1 year lying in a coma thinking I could die at anytime it's nice just to watch some youtube.... OH WHAT THE FUCK!

[ninjakingify]

4:11 - 4:15 is funny

[tron359]

I love how you are talking about death and stuff while you're mass murdering all those newbs.

[juggalopenguin1134]

dude i got t boned on the drivers side door by an f250 extended cab. I know what you mean about seeing your death before your eyes. I didn't instantly relieve my childhood when i was about to/or getting hit. crash should have killed me. they were going like 60 or faster

[AcidMcMuffin]

@Gameplays247 your life sucks dude first a popcorn fire now a turning lane death wow

[AcidMcMuffin]

@Gameplays okay does this driving death and fire at the college class have anything in common cause if so your life sucks I would stay inside if I was you

[OMGitsSnipeTale]

lol he played with buck 57 from team power :P

[randizle1000]

Plz do moar of these commentaries and u should show us what u look like thumbz up if u agree

[lazyducks74]

@randizle1000 Dumbass he DID show you what he looked like

[master5200]

@randizle1000 hes a dog havent u seen him

[oShytt]

@randizle1000 lol gay

[keltonzac]

I'm glad you didn't die.

[angelsfanboy]

sorry u almost died. pretty good gameplay though, some good dmr shots

[RizDez]

when it gets all steamy and warm you get abit drowsy, thats what she said XD

[paddyboy619]

the other guys had the heater up high as well.

[rx723q]

i almost died while walkin on the sidewalk...and a car yard was beside me..1 of the caryard guys thought it was a good idea to use a forklift to pick up a car from the front...being the idiots we are, me and my friend decide to walk under it yea no worries...couple steps after walking...the car drops...and lands on the sidewalk exactly where we were walking lol...

[ADDEMAN94]

Hey 2 Bucks! Wake up!

- I'm not asleep, I'm asian!