Tales From The Crypt : The Switch (2x02) Pt. 2/3

[altaqqadum96]

rick rossovich must be hung like a horse

[spidermanwebslinge]

Linda's a bitch!

[jigsaw9919]

he looks like Dennis Hopper LOL

[TheHockeyfreak1964]

This is HANS ahh Hans is the boyfriend from this crazy Doctor.

[mrinvincible2001]

his voice is sooo weird

[klquick676]

grose!

[SomeWhiteDude3]

I so lv Kelly

[Acosta5tX]

That Tony is lonely and needs sex immediately.!!

[jandsbfan]

You'll BE LABOTOMIZED!

[jandsbfan]

Anyone notice the crazy doctor is from Total Recall...he is the guy that tried to get arnie to take the pill...then he sweat...and arny said NO DEAL!

[j24800]

a lot of these actors were in other movies with arnold

[Tattooedromeo]

I know y Arnold pick this girl. It is becuz she play with him in Twins.

[drag117]

epic bitch fight in the comments

[NefariousNectarine]

If you wish to see all of TonyShow82's bastardly comments, including two unpublished death threats, please message me. If not, ignore his, and, depending on your view, my moronic comments and enjoy the video.

[marshmallowjadey]

why don't they just switch brains??? wouldn't that be easier?

[sarahv748]

with everything that he ends up getting done, wouldn't it just be easier to switch their brains?

even though he ends up looking pretty hunky, he still has that "old man" voice...

[Osakachi2010]

a change face cost him 2 million dollar 

[LawsonMovies]

@Osakachi2010 no the face was $900000 the torsoe was $2,000,000

[TonyShow82]

That old man should forget about the girl and enjoy his riches for I tell and warn people everyday that If you have riches, you don't need a woman to make you anymore happy for it will make you unhappy because she will aim to steal your money and worst of all, she'll use the sickest weapon (sex) to bleed you dry and move onto the next victim. Believe me I witnessed too much of it. When girls make a pass at me, I tell them to get the fuck lost for I will not be made a fool of.

[grimlockfire]

@TonyShow82 ofcourse u need love if u are the richest person on earth and u dont have anybody to share it with somebody who loves u for u not for ur money then all that money turns to dust in ur hands

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 You have issues.

[TonyShow82]

@NefariousNectarine No I don't. I am a sensible fucking man. Money is the number one security and pleasure. Women are just another cause for bankruptcy and a neutralizer for a man's happiness.

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 You know what, I'm not going to waste my time getting into an argument with you. You're obviously a bitter, damaged, ignorant individual who is never going to let anyone change his mind and therefore is utterly welcome to what lonely, unfulfilled future awaits him. Enjoy it, buddy. I'm not going to try to drag your ignorant arse into the 21st century. Until you drop your gender politics and innate belief that people are devided by gender, maligning a good half of the population,

[prunes509]

@NefariousNectarine

Hey you guys. Get a room!!

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 there’s simply no point. I bet you hold certain beliefs about “Arabs”, “Jews”, “Communists”, or is it just that you’re vilely misogynistic? I bet you don’t like man-bashing feminists, but have failed to see how tiring and predictable such gender politics of finger pointing and sweeping generalisations from both sides are, ignoring the massive logical fallacies on which they are based. Maybe if you actually learnt to talk to women, rather than waxing lyrical about their perceived

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 flaws , you’d further learn how wrong you are. You’d also learn that your happiness is rather safe, since I imagine that after a month of your charming complaints, most sane women would be running for their lives or seriously considering bashing your head in. Then again, maybe the source of your unhappiness is that woman are just as capable of individual, free thoughts and opinions, and you can’t deal with that –

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 The conclusion of this rant is thus: I have nothing against the male population whatsoever, but more specifically, with your specific share in it. To be succinct, you, sir, are a dick. I should have just stuck with that, but got carried away. And man, this is tales from the crypt, not a damn Bechdel test video. Get a grip, little man.

[TonyShow82]

@NefariousNectarine And you're a fucking cunt. Even the story of zeus which is another myth like the bible explains that when man did not know how to make fire, Zeus punished men with women. Talk about holy shit altogether. That's why I threatened I'd quit my job because if one bitch tries to hit on me I'd quit and I meant it. I don't need no god fucking damn creature to damage my future and finances with all the great money I'm making and excellent retirement plan I have in store.

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 How dare you use such language towards me, you vile, hateful, stupid little man! Your ignorance is amazing. I can't believe that any woman would hit on you, and the fact that you threatened to quit when you realised you were working with women before one even said hello to you shows serious sociological, behavioural and psychological shortcomings that make me seriously doubt your boasts. As well as a serious lack of social and sexual maturity which makes me suspect you still wet the

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 bed. Moreover, your foul language, blatent idiocity and the obvious fact that you didn't read my reply at all. This all leads me to believe that in terms of argument and job boasts, you're talking out of another oriface altogether. I'd like to know who employs you, because you seem unemployable to me. Oh, is it the streetsweepers? Great bonuses, those. Well, enjoy it while you can before you die alone and unloved. For your information, I came top of my MA course and am already

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 working with a reputable company while I continue my studies. I don't need any man to 'damage' some man's 'finance'. Tell you what, in ten years' time, when I see you starving on the street, I'll give you a shiny new penny.

Also, Zeus loved the ladies, genius. And without the 'punishment' of women, you'd never have been born... unless you crawled out from under some rock. Now that I think about it, that's not really a good thing.

[TonyShow82]

@NefariousNectarine A shiny penny. I'd rather take a bullet to the head from you than a penny for maybe in 10 years I may set up an organization that murders women for profit.

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 If I were a violent soul, I'd say not to tempt me.

Also, do you actually comprehend the idiocity of your comment?

A) That's murder for hire, or assassination, which is illegal

B) Most polite societies frown on murder

C) How would that be a legit organization?

D) In killing off a portion of society, you're mirroring ideas such as Nazism and the KKK.

E) Can men give birth on their own?

F) Sorry, nobody'll buy your ideology.

G) This is boring as hell.

[TonyShow82]

@NefariousNectarine There is a thing called science and through science, people can be born of petri dishes that's why science exist and second, this bullshit religion suggests the idea of men and women should be bound together and I do not believe in God nor religion for I will not succumb to it's bullshit laws and most of all, that's why gays exist because homosexuality is the true way of matchmaking. And as a human, I say defiling another human physically is mortally wrong.

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 Dude, don't try to twist it into a question of sexuality. I have no issue with whether someone is gay, lesbian, straight, bi, celibate or any other of the multitude of labels we assign to complicate the really rather simple reality. Moreover, this is not a question of religion. You're getting pretty damn off topic. Beyond that, your whole logic is flawed. It's like me saying 'I'm a straight, celibate, non-religious woman; all else is wrong and should not exist.

[NefariousNectarine]

@TonyShow82 . We can make babies in labs'. Additionally, 'And as a human, I say defiling another human physically is mortally wrong.' contradicts most of your previous comments with it's pseudo-liberal live-and-let-live facade. As you've made quite clear, you don't extend this belief to all humans, merely the social groups with which you personally agree and identify. Your comment is false and contradictory in so many ways. And once again, you're soapboxing and failing to answer my questions.

[TonyShow82]

@NefariousNectarine What question? And I'm just expressing my my beliefs and I'm being honest goddamn it. But I see where you're coming from, you think that us niggers is incapable of being smart and you see us as naturally predators for shall I say meat (excuse my celibate tongue.) And yes, women should not exist because realisticly, they're just a form of virus that took human form but in actually they're only animal as well as rednecks. But yeah, what question did you ask me?

[musicallytalented2]

who would sell their face for £900000?!

[MonkoMann]

this guy in the episode^^

[musicallytalented2]

well ye lol ^_^

gd episode tho

[SandersonCallum]

@MonkoMann

MR WEBSTER..... get it fucking right

[MonkoMann]

@SandersonCallum

he bought the face, he didn't sell it ;)

besides, i wrote this a year ago XD

[SandersonCallum]

@MonkoMann

just kidding and I know :D

[Lazuras88]

@musicallytalented2

exactly what i was thinking lol

[4alloffyou]

@musicallytalented2 me

[mrmister123456789]

@musicallytalented2 Someone desperate... or stupid. XD

[bdpickett]

@musicallytalented2 What moron buys a new appearance in increments is the better question?

[AidenLS]

love it

[hackett152332]

LMAO at his old legs

[TheMidwestPrincess]

she is so shallow. damn

[utubesucks2003]

Wow I was expecting when we see the "new face" for it to be just the other actor, I had forgotten how great shows like this were in the 90s and how far they were willing to experiment.

[Brookssee821]

Kelly Preston is hot. She is very hot on the film Sky High.

[ellasangel]

kelly is the best