Now we just need Riffs from Joel, Trace, Josh Weinstein (If you're a fan of MST3K you had better know who that is) and Frank Connif and the set will be complete.
This is the kind of movie I would watch out of morbid curiosity; the way I would look at a passenger train wreck, or when I sniff something my friend Shawn sticks in my face while saying, "Sniff this." But with the Rifftrax treatment, I can watch these movies over and over and over and only barf a little. Thanks for the keeping the MST3K tradition alive, fellows. Support Rifftrax. Don't pirate.
As I watch this I can't believe they actually paid people to write this. For the love of God I could write a better script (and I'm not a great writer by any means).
ooo reaching into the upper echelons of your mind for that little zinger weren't you? perhaps if you tried harder you could really make me feel bad. c'mon monkey dance, dance you little wasted sack of flesh
Why doesn't Mariah Carey just go ahead and have her face plasticized? She'd save millions by dismissing the half-dozen people who must be required to airbrush her.
So it continues... I don't think Mariah fans have ever actually watched an episode of MST3K. I'm sure that Mariah has downloaded the Rifftrax and probably found it funny. Many celebrities are big fans of MST3K and its cast/crew. Mariah can make fun of herself about the whole Glitter fiasco, so why can't her fans?
This is just coming from someone who likes Mariah, but loves MST3K a whole lot more.
in the description, they say the movie is centered around the <i>robert palmer</i> song "i didn't mean to turn you on", when it is really just mariah singing over the original instrumental produced by jimmy jam and terry lewis for cherrelle.
Wow. So they still make theatrical movies that are this bad. Excellent to hear Mary Jo riffing away -- I can't believe you guys are going to compel me to buy this turkey! :-)
No. I know Rick Sloane was the director, but I think I saw a name like Billy Frank in the opening credits, and Mike said something like "Ah the cheap sequel to Billy Jack".
Will Mike and Joel ever work on a Rifftrax?
ErichoTTA 1 month ago
Now we just need Riffs from Joel, Trace, Josh Weinstein (If you're a fan of MST3K you had better know who that is) and Frank Connif and the set will be complete.
NateSean 8 months ago
@NateSean They have Cinematic Titanic.
tchanabc 7 months ago
@tchanabc I'd still pay to download a riff from them.
NateSean 7 months ago
@panakuken
Which raises the question of who would wannabe Mark Wahlberg.
textthing 9 months ago
This is the kind of movie I would watch out of morbid curiosity; the way I would look at a passenger train wreck, or when I sniff something my friend Shawn sticks in my face while saying, "Sniff this." But with the Rifftrax treatment, I can watch these movies over and over and over and only barf a little. Thanks for the keeping the MST3K tradition alive, fellows. Support Rifftrax. Don't pirate.
azimuth361 9 months ago
Aww man, in the dressing room I was hoping for a "I HAD A PRETTY MIIIIIIND!" Joke.
GreatSwordNH 9 months ago 2
"cement dresses..." LOL!
ddgasm 1 year ago
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Uhh, I was going to be Andy Dick, but it didn't work out...
deelah71 1 year ago
Cinematic Titanic
Yabbablabba 2 years ago
Wow, BEFORE the implants. Another EASY target.
TheOriginaKrillinFan 2 years ago
As I watch this I can't believe they actually paid people to write this. For the love of God I could write a better script (and I'm not a great writer by any means).
Thank God for Rifftrax.
e33laf 2 years ago 8
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e33laf 2 years ago
Even Andy Dick turned this down.
CincinnatusSPQR 3 years ago 7
Oh my god that was so hard to get through but I'm compelled to see more.
DaGoulian 3 years ago
"I was gonna be Andy Dick but it didn't work out." xD YES.
Inferno04 3 years ago 7
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Ugh the "woman" commenting is utterly horrible.
Alfrunk 3 years ago
so stop talking already
Grissbane 2 years ago
Umm noo, Hitler, I won't. Go away, troll.
Alfrunk 2 years ago
rule 14 i do believe i win
Grissbane 2 years ago
Do you know how stupid you sound? What a waste of humanity. Illiterate jackass.
Alfrunk 2 years ago
ooo reaching into the upper echelons of your mind for that little zinger weren't you? perhaps if you tried harder you could really make me feel bad. c'mon monkey dance, dance you little wasted sack of flesh
Grissbane 2 years ago
"*sigh* Okay, get me a short silver dress I'll show them what to do." Lmao.
Ohh Mary Jo, I missed you. =)
singitloudandoffkey 3 years ago 27
Nice to hear Mary Jo's voice again. I miss you, Pearl Forrester!
BTLemming 3 years ago 13
It sounds like the microphones were off and they were just improvising the entire script.
TheStoryWriter 3 years ago 2
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ah yes pearl can ruin anything. even when you dont see her she still sucks
blackbeard13 3 years ago
Excuse me, sir, she's not hot. Not at all.
punkinheadcharlie 3 years ago 6
the great and powerful Kurt has spoken!
JFLD8 3 years ago
Why doesn't Mariah Carey just go ahead and have her face plasticized? She'd save millions by dismissing the half-dozen people who must be required to airbrush her.
rqbuchanan 3 years ago 4
Wow...the only 2:51 of this film that I've seen and my soul has collapsed in on its self. "The glitter should not overpower the artist".....
SevereRepugnance 3 years ago 2
"Terry Gilliam movies have fewer problems than this shoot"
brrrenna 3 years ago 5
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the woman on this is horrible
Alfrunk 3 years ago
"The glitter can't overpower the artist!"
Um... this artist, it can.
DrGregoryHouseIT 3 years ago 6
Quick, put on a shower curtain!
DrGregoryHouseIT 3 years ago
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UHM... OK THIS SEEMED REALLY DUMB
yougoboydc 3 years ago
Not as dumb as the actual movie *rolls eyes*
and by the way, your Caps lock is on.
rhetoricalsquirrel 3 years ago 4
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ok. bye.
yougoboydc 3 years ago
Terry Gilliam ref. Takes on a sorta sad connotation after Ledger's death:-(
But luckily the rest of the clip cheers me up. Go guys. Luv rifftrax.
magpiepeck 4 years ago
Peter looks like the bastard love child of Warren Zevon and Vince McMahon.
tvsdavid138 4 years ago 2
It's nice hearing Mary Jo Pehl on another movie. :)
"You're funny. I like you."
"...You gave us a mint! ^_^"
Bobzeaux 4 years ago 39
I loved that episode! :-D
ElveeKaye 3 years ago
"NO please! Mint-giver, we love you!! <:O"
Bobzeaux 3 years ago 3
@Bobzeaux Can you please remind me the episode which that quote is from? I keep forgetting!
tchanabc 7 months ago
@tchanabc
'Quest of the Delta Knights', starring David Warner, Leonardo da Vinci, and David Warner. *lol*
Bobzeaux 7 months ago
@Bobzeaux Thank you so much! How could I have forgotten? It's one of my favorites!
tchanabc 7 months ago
OMG! Jim Allodi (cool Canadian actor) as the director! Wicked! (Yes...not his real accent...shocked, aren't you?)
valerie27 4 years ago
Just...stop already. >_>
The minus' on your comments should have been a good enough clue. No offense.
ArcaneOmen2041 4 years ago 8
"Shake your chi-chi, Mary Jo" LOL
"I'm your personal irritant!"
Tareltonlives 4 years ago 6
I'm from the U.S./Canada and I thought you were serious, too.
OonaCanute 4 years ago
So it continues... I don't think Mariah fans have ever actually watched an episode of MST3K. I'm sure that Mariah has downloaded the Rifftrax and probably found it funny. Many celebrities are big fans of MST3K and its cast/crew. Mariah can make fun of herself about the whole Glitter fiasco, so why can't her fans?
This is just coming from someone who likes Mariah, but loves MST3K a whole lot more.
ekkostar 4 years ago 7
See, what's sad is that now I want to watch Glitter just to hear what you guys say. I hate you for that...
Ah, I can't stay mad at you guys.
regularguy5mb 4 years ago 8
See, what's sad is that now I want to watch Glitter just to hear what you guys say.
Reply: Yeah, me too.
FirstClassHeel 3 years ago 5
"Would that be the titular glitter?"
"I, uh, forbid you to use the word "titular" in this context, please."
Wow, I never thought anyone would give me a reason to watch "Glitter".
ZaharaUzumaki 4 years ago 4
"uh, sir, she's not hot."
OonaCanute 4 years ago 7
"Not at all."
MewLime 4 years ago 6
she's not?
pyztni 4 years ago
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No. Not really
Tareltonlives 4 years ago 2
"I was supposed to be Andy Dick but it didn't work out."
This should have its own weekly TV show again.
CaptainConfederacy 4 years ago
*He's done gold bond powder comercials* LMFAO
ChibiFighter 4 years ago 2
Mike: You know things aren't going well when Da Brat walks off the set.
Sgrubb1S 4 years ago 4
"Is she black? Is she white? She's *exotic*! I want to see more of her breasts!"
Oh...dear...LORD.
DANATANLOVER 4 years ago 9
I wonder if Mike's 'shake your chi-chi,Mary Jo'remark was off the cuff.The way Mary Jo giggled makes me think she wasn't expecting it.
LyndaHudson 4 years ago 2
"I was gonna be Andy Dick, but it didn't work out..."
RedMistie 4 years ago
MIKE! We need more Mary Jo, please!
LiadanGray18 4 years ago 2
"Would that be the titular glitter?""I forbid you to use the word 'titular'."
LyndaHudson 4 years ago 3
"terry gilliam movies have fewer problems than this video shoot."
mrshow1 4 years ago
Pearl Forester! My favorite mad is back and better then ever!!
Kth77 4 years ago
in the description, they say the movie is centered around the <i>robert palmer</i> song "i didn't mean to turn you on", when it is really just mariah singing over the original instrumental produced by jimmy jam and terry lewis for cherrelle.
LongBeach2SanDiego 4 years ago
But Robert's version was more well known than the obscure Cherrelle version, which was more popular in clubs.
ekkostar 4 years ago
true, but the cherrelle version came out first.
LongBeach2SanDiego 4 years ago
yay mary jo pehl..
MORE MARY JO
sacrificaltotem 4 years ago 2
Wow. So they still make theatrical movies that are this bad. Excellent to hear Mary Jo riffing away -- I can't believe you guys are going to compel me to buy this turkey! :-)
DanHarkless 4 years ago
The Andy Dick line gets me. :)
interwebtheater5000 4 years ago
I know these actors, and they're dicks! Viva Mary Jo y Mike!
OliverLowe 4 years ago
Mary Jo!! Yaaay! I *adore* her!! More Mary Jo, please, Mike....lots more! Yay! -V.
myspace = velveteenrabbitt
ladymegbeth 4 years ago
I've missed Mary Jo. Damn she's good in this.
Raulbikcube 4 years ago
I agree 100%.She RAWKS!!
LyndaHudson 4 years ago
Yes! YES! Oh God, yes! My head has imploded! "Glitter" has finally been riffed! I can die happy!
And Mary Jo's awesome! Way to get her back in the fold, Mike!
Boonehams 4 years ago 2
Hooray for Mary Jo!
KenebitSoup 4 years ago
<i>And personal irritant</i>. *laugh* I'm actually excited to finally watch "Glitter".
auzjeweii 4 years ago 2
whoa pearl is in this! sweet!!!
l3tth3w0rldcrash 4 years ago
Her name is Billy Frank?! Wasn't that name on the credits for Hobgoblins?!
surfingthechaos 4 years ago
It was actually Rick Sloane, but close enough. Oh, and he just wrapped production on the Hobgoblins sequel. No joke.
Boonehams 4 years ago
No. I know Rick Sloane was the director, but I think I saw a name like Billy Frank in the opening credits, and Mike said something like "Ah the cheap sequel to Billy Jack".
surfingthechaos 4 years ago
Oh, okay, yeah... you are 100% correct there. Good call.
Boonehams 4 years ago
Right on. I love being 100% correct. lol
surfingthechaos 4 years ago
Lol, 8-ball from Full metal Jacket appearred.
SwanKong11 4 years ago
hahaha i actually liked glitter :(
overlee 4 years ago
Let me guess, you live in a white padded room, right?
mysticstudiosprod 4 years ago 3
lol. Funny stuff, I REALLY hope u start to like get with movies when they come out on dvd and like, make fun of full lenght video commentairy!!!
Mariocarzy 4 years ago
lol
kensuke0 4 years ago