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  • Really need to download this song.

  • what game is this?

  • @TheRetroZombie Dark Age of Camelot.

  • Seriously, G4 just became a shitter version of Spike TV

  • This show was amazingly awesome. I miss old G4

  • I loved portal...was one of the reasons I got into MMOs. I wish they would make it again...on a different station though. Spike maybe? As long as they didn't really touch too much of it...leave it like it was.

  • portal was the only reason i loved g4tv

  • LOL

  • This makes me miss the old G4 and the old Tech TV. when the two merged about 98% of everything that made either or the other entertaining was removed. We still have Adam and Morgan, but we lost the heart and soul. Screensavers, G4TV.com and the like lost and replaced with Attack of the Show which is a pale shadow in comparison despite its own entertainment factor.

  • I so miss this show. I really want to see that episode where Bloody Dove snapped off. LOL ."Happy, happy, Happy.....Son of a *%$#! *

  • @ChiCapDiva that was my fav. episode of portal! if you ever find it let me kno lol

  • @ChiCapDiva Hey, is there any postings of Bloody Dave? lmao.. I love portal....bring it back..please...someone.....

  • I miss old g4 because of good shows like portal and whatever that show was with the loud Italian guy and the quiet Canadian with the last name "Lucas"

    and StarCade was cool too bwahaha

    cheat was better before too

    Kristen Holt is hot however

    so is Morgan Webb

    so the only good to come out of the new g4 is the sexy hosts

    but other than that it's such garbage

  • @xmadfryerx The produces apparently think they can convince people to watch sub-par shows by having hot "gamer" chicks as hosts. I, for one, never watch G4 anymore but apparently the hot "gamer" host idea is working because G4 is still on and nothing is changing for the better.

  • Im an a G4 oldie and never wátched TechTv but you cannot blame them! Blame comcast

  • *sigh* this was back when G4 was great then they had to merge with tech tv and start sucking

  • I miss the old G4 from 2002 - 2003. The channel absolutely sucks balls now. They make all thier money of syndication now with 1000 episodes a day of cheaters and cops. AOTS is lame and Xplay is a little too corporate now. Seems like Clear Channel Communications took it over. :(

  • @EbbingFlow totally agree it use to be a gamers dream there was Portal, Arena, Cheat, Filter, Cenimatech and X-play when it was good Tv sucks as a whole now Cartoon networks sucks ever since Toonanmi died too

  • hey something from when G4 didn't suck

  • Man, what happened. G4 fell off. Code Monkeys, Portal, Arena, Cinematech, Cheat with Cory Rouse him saying sai ahns for saiyans, Starcade, that one show where the hosts would bet on who would win in a game and then have to take a dare at the end if they were wrong. G4 is garbage now, wtf is Web Soup? a wannabe Tosh.0 that's CLEARLY not as funny. I think this channel should be called 4G, cuz now it is a channel 4 Garbage.

  • I miss this show.

  • wow...THIS IS SHORTY AND YOU HAVE MY AXE!!!! :D FUCK G4 FOR TAKING THIS SHOW OFF THE AIR!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

  • I'm a huge mmorpg player, I remember portal and this running gag on the show. I played a Mid dwarf in Daoc good times. Definitely need to bring that show back.

  • awesome show i miss all the good shows on the network~

  • We should kill the Executives of G4TV and make TORGO'S!!!!! (futurama if u didn't get that one and if you didn't then... GET IT ANYWAY.)

  • I say we take up our Axes and charge into the G4 office and demand a change!

  • You have my axe!!

  • Everyone, I got a message from Dave today.

    Go to my page for the exact quote, but he says G4 still has plans for the series, so it will likely come back in some form, since some key players still want it back who work for G4.

  • hey I will be your buddie and fight little wolves together

  • SOMEBODY GIVE HIM THE DAMN AXE BACK!

  • YOU HAVE MY AXE BIATCH!!!!!

  • I really want to torrent this show, but since there's no DVD rip no one has the complete series, so I doubt I'll ever get to see all of it again.

  • imagen if portal was still around today, with todays MMOs, would of ben cool to see the show evolve with the times.

  • I ahve been looking fo rYEARS for this. THANK YOOOUU

  • When I saw the scene in lords of the ring, where Gimli says "You have my ax" it reminded me of this song in portal. I started to laugh my ass off, when nobody knew what I was laughing about. They all looked at me weird.

  • I think Portal got idea from that movie

  • this was the greatest show in the world

  • G4 is officially dead..I mean looking at it now, it is total utter crap. Thank you so much for uploading this, and reminding us of the days when G4 kicked ass...before it sucked balls.

  • G4 isn't even about video games anymore... I'm so sad to see it go. Although my cable provider took it off the package... so it's not like I'm misssing out.

  • just about cops and cheaters now what a pile of shit those shows are =(

  • @Dudley731 In other words, a Spike TV knockoff.

  • ill killed a unicorn to watch this show again

  • i remember the bit before this song. all Shorty there says is, "You have my axe." XD

  • ~dies laughing~ oh man i miss this show especailly that guy "you have my axe!"

  • classic

  • God I remember this so d*mn well, I miss the old days.

    ANYONE, have any clips or even episodes of Portal?!

  • I have full episodes, every episode from Rewind, except the final episode.

    This wasn't one, but it brings back so many memories, especially of episodes that were really just fillers and not aired on Rewind.

  • Will you post any or...?

  • I'd do it, except when that happened earlier, when Rewind was still going, they were removed. If I knew how, and they wouldn't be removed, then yes, I would, but I don't know if I can put them up or not.

  • maybe start up a dummy account, many and up loaded it on them?

  • I could, but first I'd have to change the episodes into a DVD format or something, they're all on video, so I have to get them to DVD for upload, and I have a lot more than just Portal to sift through. But if I can find a place to upload them to that they won't be removed, then I'd make a video with links to them.

  • DVD? You do? I usually upload flv's or other...

    Try Veoh... or Gametrailers!

  • I mean first I have to get them off the tape and somewhere else, DVD is all I can think of to transfer them to, and then upload them to the computer and to Veoh or something.

  • yay! Well thanks? D*mn G4 won't re-commission the show.

  • Don't worry, even if they won't, I'll eventually get my episodes up.

  • Yeah but still I hate when good shows get canceled, and dozens of "reality" shows get green lit!!!!!

  • Holy Crap!! I can't believe this is actually on youtube! I miss that show so much! I wish they would put it out on DVD. I mean they did that for Red vs. Blue. So why not Portal, G4... WHY NOT PORTAL!!??

  • NO WAY!!!!!!!!! I remember pissing my pants laughing, when I watched that episode!!!! Thanks so much for posting! Memories.

  • LOL...I know NOTHING about G4, but this video is classic, can't quit watchin it XD

  • the only part of G4 i watch is G4 Rewind

  • I want Portal back :( At least run the old episodes at late night ffs!

  • That and other shows come on at the very start of G4 on a block called G4 Rewind

  • man this is wen G4 was the shit R.I.P G4

  • I demand Portal and Arena Come back

  • actually both shows and other (actually good) old shows are on early in the morning

  • I WANT OLD g4 NOT THIS NEW SHIT O EYA COPS THATS REAL GAMER

  • I'm with you on that zorrlander. Cops, Lost, Cheaters, Ninja whatever has nothing to do with Gamers or gaming! Gamers television! Not random BS!

  • It was called TV for GAMERS for a reason. It was a channel ONLY for video gamers. And now even X-Play has become nothing but shit. Gone are the days we could wath G$ for 24 hours of nothing but video games. About it's ONLY saving grace now is Code Monkeys.

  • code monkeys is cancelled, now G4 is just about cheaters and cops WTF!! it's tv for gamers!!!!!!

  • Great. We only got two seasons of Code Monkeys, then they craped out on us. Way to reward GAMER viewer loyalty.

  • season 2 of codemonkeys is incomplete too, and i think G4 should do a remake of portal that show was hilarious.

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXX

  • abso-bloody-exactly!!!

    i need to start watching that again before they take it away

  • Back when portal was on i fuckin hated it, now that its gone i really miss it...DAVE COME BACK!

  • ahh.. back when G4 was the shit.. i'll always miss Portal... Arena.. etc.

  • wow these were the days, what is g4 thinking bring back the old shows especially portal

  • damn i miss this show

  • im new to the show and just started watching with the g4 rewind and was wondering, do they use a game or is that done with a computer animation generator or something? if they use a game, wat game?

  • It's Dark Age of Camelot, an MMO by Mythic.

  • XD Shorty was hilarious.

  • man, i loved this show.

  • It's on Digital Cable unfortunately but it's better than nothing.

  • Aaaahhh...the early '00's. I miss those days.

  • starting June 2 G4 is bringing back all the classic video game shows including Portal. its called G4 Rewind. if they get high ratings they are going to bring the shows back for good. this is are chance to change this network around. pass the info around.

  • seriously? i havent noticed it coming on, so...i hope ur right. I LOVED THAT SHOW

  • Portal was on twice this week didn't you see it. Theres another episode this Thursday morning at 10:30am. go to G4TVdot com/rewind for more info.

  • Oh my god, memories. I loved this show.

    I remember laughing my ass off when this aired on TV.

  • Man I loved Portal it was like the first show they removed I miss Dave and sunny Dove and his bro Bloody and the censored swears lol.

    (cries) this new G4 sucks ball s why?!

  • It's corporate

    -Y-

  • I know, right? G4 now has maybe 2 or 3 shows a day that have anything video game. Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Banzuke, Cheaters, its killing g4's main prinipals...

  • I totally agree with you man

  • MISS IT!

  • I fucking loved this show, to bad G4 has gone down hill lately

  • Where can I find the song?

  • I have the MP3 somewhere around here, but i lost it :( I will put a link in the info in the next day or so.

  • this was my all time favorite show

  • Wow... This brings me back to when G4 and TechTV were two separate, awesome things.

    Now its SpikeTV 2

  • tell me about it. like i said on another vid, it's not "TV 4 Gamers" anymore. just an MTV copycat.

  • Yeah Portal was f'ing sweet. Funny as hell, yeah G4 made my life great. Now that G4 sucks my life sucks. Thanks for nothing G4.

  • the only portal song that combines the love of axe and finding it.

  • is there a DVD set??? I mean teh show was on fo ra long time right???

  • tell me about it there used so much funny shit on portal

  • This cracked me up... But I can't believe this was the only thing I found on youtube concerning Portal though. What the fuck

  • seriously, this is it???? damn. THX for savign me the trouble tho

  • (stolen from wikipedia)

    "We're going through a change. Guys like to play games, but not necessarily watch a bunch of shows with games on the screen," Tiles says. "So what we're doing now is expanding G4 from a network solely defined by videogames to one inspired by them."

    Neil Tiles is the new CEO of G4 ever since he replaced Charles Hirschhorn. At least I could say Tiles has done a damn good job of making a channel suck so much we spend more time on consoles and never watch G4 again...

  • yeah. G4's not really "TV 4 Gamers" anymore. =/

  • And all us gamers weep for the loss of the one channel that existed for us, because we wanted to watch nothing but video game related TV, not news, soaps or anything else. If G4 doesn't do anything to become TV for gamers once more by the end of the year, I will turn away from it forever. It's just a shadow of what it used to be, and it seems it will never return to it's glory... Fair well, G4, TV for Gamers, gamers all over the net shall forever miss you...

  • *sniff* that was the most beautiful thing that I'v seen on this comment page. *sniff* I MISS PORTAL!!! AHA-AHA-AHAAAAA! THEY SHOULD BRING PORTAL BACK !!!

  • So, this is what happened to G4, huh? Thanks, I've been wondering what could have caused such a dramatic change. Going from pure videogame shows all day to Ninja Bullshit and Cops...

  • wut

  • That Ninja "Bullshit" is probably the best show in the entire channel's programming.

    The new X-play sux. Cheaters and Cops are horrible.

  • Ninja Warrior was one of my favorites, but they show it way to much.

  • where did you find this you can't find anything about portal anymore?

  • will always miss portal...and DAOC!

  • I miss portal, fuck G4 now, they suck dick since they merged with tech tv

  • No dude, it was the shit they did AFTER the merge that fucked everything up, and now TechTV got fucked in the ass and they dont even get credit for shit anymore.

  • Naw man, even though techtv was good, it ALL went downhill when they merged :\...I just watched that "MMO report", seriously whoever came up with that idea is a retard

  • I actually rather liked the MMO Report... but thats probably because i obsessively play MMORPG's and play everyone they have talked aboot.

  • Yeah, I miss portal and the old icons.

  • g4 is garbage now. it was better when they were all about video games. now they show crap like cops and manshow reruns.

  • and the reason is becuse there a tv for men becuse of the new boss they even still have the old name G4 what dose it have to do with anything on that stuipd channel

  • all that is ever on, on g4 is cops adn nija warior it sucks

  • yea and Attake of the show 3 shows all the time!!!!

  • ah...those were the good ol' days...like saint, i would like to know where i can find it if anyone knows

  • Man this show made me laugh every time i watched it... god where can i dl this show anyone know

  • G4 is the crap show network for shows that were cancelled or should be other then heroes because that is the SH!T

  • The new G4 makes me cry tears of blood.

    That, or I need to see the doctor.

  • you have Cataracts

  • you have my axe

  • just wait. maybe they'll put House on

  • Wow! I miss this show so much, G4 isn't even about games anymore(except X-play) I used to love G4 but now I hope it goes off the air.

  • portal was the shit. my name comes from this show. MOE TUESDAY FOR LIFE!!!> HIS NAME SHALL BE LIVED THROUGH ME!!!!

  • srry, its been a while since i've seen the show. enlighten me, who was moe tuesday again?

  • Moe Tuesday was the cop in the Quest for Camelot MMO. Shorty was his partner.

  • And he was given a damn fine death scene that stood true to who he was. Moe was always one of my favs, along with Bloody Dove and Sunny after he went off the deep end. "Happy... Happy, happy, SON OF A *BEEP*!!!" Ah, that was so damn funny how he became as bad as his brother to vent his anger on monsters.

  • OMG SUNNY! i completely forgot about him! and Bloody Dove. Man Bloody was the shit, i loved that man. Every time he came on screen you knew it was about to be a good laugh.

  • The censoring of his every word (And later Sunny's) nearly made me choke from laughing so hard. It's a shame the Ultamite never resumed his former swearing habbits... That would have made me have to be forced to breath.

  • thinking about this show is seriously making me want to see it again. I need to find some place to get these episodes!

  • If you find that holy grail, please tell me right away. Hell, so many memories, so many laughs... If G4 can do any one thing to redeem themselves, it's to revive Portal.

  • i loved portal but the sad thing is i dont reamember any7 one. the only one i do remember is the guy who sweard all the time

  • dont forget the drifter

  • I'm crying.

  • i loved this show

  • Favorited for sentimental value. Youtube better fucking keep this. I miss Portal.

  • g4tv is basically spiketv2 now. It barely even talks about games anymore except on xplay.

  • Now poor X-Play is no longer about JUST games and reviews. At least I liked the old X-Play! What were they smoking when they added interviews, the Gaming Up Date and these lame ass pro tips? And mergeing Cheat with them? It's like they are trying to destroy what remains of the only channel on TV just for us video gamers 24/7! I've got no beef with Ninja Warrior, but that belongs on Spike.

  • i miss this show im still looking for reruns ='( cant even find full episodes on youtube

  • I miss this show. D'=

  • I miss PORTAL so bad it was the funniest shit!

  • Omg...I still remember this...it was so long ago. I loved that show so much. Was crushed when I saw the commercial telling about how it was gonna be canceled.

  • You Have My Axe.

  • God, I miss that show.

  • I never saw portal, but is this what it was like. AWSOME!

  • Yeah basically, different characters in MMORPGs acting along with Real Life stuff, It was pretty much the best show ever.

  • dude can u download this song? and i miss portal g4 sucks now

  • rofl this was great.

  • Oh this show was great, Shorty was awesome. i'm glad to see some people remember portal and are showing. Also I agree, g4 changed for the worst, I think when portal was cancelled, g4 changed.

  • i remember the last episode of portal with apex and the used to be villian(i forgot his name)became allies with the host dave?i knew after that there was no coming back for portal.

  • I must agree with all of you Judgement Day was a great show and Portal was entertaining,"You Have My Axe"!

  • Sniff

    I'm with Hijiyama

    Bring back old G4. Portal was so goofy and fun, I didn't care if my wife thought I was regressing/retarded. Arena rocked (especially when it was Will and Travis) and Judgement Day kept G4 afloat for about 2years there, so nice to see G4 just give them the shaft in favor of in-house X-play.

    And this "new G4" didn't just ruin the old G4, it ruined TechTV entirely- wiped it off the map after shafting the gang at Screensavers, and "Call for Help."

    lame-o

  • From what I can tell, they didnt get rid of the screensavers gang, Kevin Rose split off to do Systm, and the Sarah and Brendon got married and are currently taking a trip around the world... but yeah, G4 is crap now... and its sad to see.

  • Well it used to be G4TechTv. During the merge we lost Blister, Call for Help, Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, Portal, and a bunch of other shows. Then they stopped the merger leaving TechTv in ruins and G4 no-longer for games... I mean the Man Show? Come on now.

  • yeah i thought it was supposed to be just games, and i loved unscrewed with martin sargent (i loved the 2012 doomsday episode)

  • That show won. Too bad I lost track of what was going on after "Future Bloody Dove = The Ultimate."

  • Back from when G4 didnt suck. the first time i saw this i laughed, now it makes me sad from how it got cancelled...

  • I agree with all you i loved portal and all the old stuff but theyre off now. By the way the need to stop showin cops all the time

  • I LOVE portal! G4 Sucks ass now. I liked the old one when it was about VIDEOGAMES not life. i miss thes shows PORTAL ARENA JUDGEMENT DAY ICONS XPLAY(the original the new ones weird) CHEAT!(the original with the dude) FILTER(The original with the chinese girl) WE WANT THIS ALL BACK AND FOR G4 TO BE ABOUT GAMES AGAIN! THAT IS WHY ITS CALLED G4TV GAMES FOR TV! GRRRR. Thanks for bringin back old memorys
  • Xplay was Tech TV, by the way, not G4

  • I agree with you. Portal, Judgement day, Icons, and Xplay were my favorate. Now all it is is robot battles, angsty teens, and new actors that suck at the few good shows still remaining. I miss Portal the most!

  • iso totally agree with you...

  • I'm on this band wagon too. It's a shame Portal didn't get a second season, I laughed, cried and learned from that show! Portal was one of those shows that entertains and educates about the online world. And who WOULDN'T wanna see Drifter in WoW?

  • the drifter in WoW..... Portal and Wow..... the possibilities are endless..... WHY G4 WHY?!? WHY DID YOU FORSAKE US!!!!!

  • that was the best show ever

  • I say remix that shit!

  • I was actualyl thinking about doing that a while back... i do beleive i shall bring up that old project...

  • Nice!

  • Awesome song.

  • gosh darn it that's funny as heck.

  • I miss watching portal :(

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