Noob Heavy Visits the TF2 Museum

[KaDeR23100]

so many fap animations :D

[Straif5]

God, I remember this! Field Trips was one of my favourite Elliot videos...and now we get to see the Museum again. Nice. BTW, it's an actual map, isn't it?

Also, the Joker Spy is pretty funny.

[Minecrafter9274]

How can the heavy be noob if he has buds and ushanka? :O

[PaulThePuppetier]

Does this museum/map actually exist? If so,can I get to it?

[outo1235]

@PaulThePuppetier ''Does it exist?'', What do you think XD!!!

[MikesMadMoney]

Does anyone know any servers with this map? I would really like to visit this map.

[turkeyforever100]

thats how they do it in soviet russia

[assassinfin]

people with buds aint newbs >:C

[pokedude9OO]

@assassinfin Maybe he's just a Mac player? The video was made around the time buds were being given out. ;)

[TheArtillero99]

dummy pp pp

[whatintheworld91]

Why is the Blue Heavy hanging out with red people

[Ezio9heAssassin]

@Sonicblast224 A bad trade, I guess.

[Zolega89]

Hey lardfat! Those hard alteries don't break glasses, do they?

[Sefaras690]

you call that a n00b, dude the heavy has a soviet hat, he even have an earbud

[LOLHAXGUN]

@Sefaras690 He IS a noob :) he is just not f2p.If your f2p that doesen't means you are a pro ;)

[MrPrOlas]

Heavy, what's the matter? XD

[kb7rky]

You overlooked Red Scout ;)

Aside from that tiny oversight...not bad!

[MrBlueBonez]

EL OH EL

[LeonNLs8]

Heavy is raping on 0:26

[Sonicblast224]

If the heavy is a noob, How does he have Earbuds?

[superluigi572]

how come i kept hearing the word kaboom

[minitos1]

OMG my name is noob_sniper -.-

[GreekGamingNation]

Earbuds dissapeard!

[HoneycombAgent]

*breaks hand* "DAAAHHHHHH! MEDIC!" *Finds medigun, but breaks other hand* "WAAAHHHH!"

[115mrhotshot]

LOL WTF BOOOOOM *evil laughter*

[MrDie2222]

like



[TehCoopaTroopa]

wait, if he's a noob, why has he got buds?

[WolfTrucker92]

Isn't this the Song from Negaren with the Title Stark Raving Mad in the Credits?

[JaxStern256]

@WolfTrucker92

Thanks for pointing it out to him. I would have, but for some reason, Youtube wouldn't let me respond to his comment (no joke.) I guess it just wouldn't let me reply to stupid comments... (joke.)

[azmeerking]

did heavy said what the fuck!! booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­om

[MrJason5111]

Dont worry he will respawn

[Blocklandioman]

0:27 that's what she said!

[minecraftrules16]

so let me get this straight,

the heavy's fists (which do 65 damage) cant break glass but the spy's knife (which does 40 damage) is able to break the glass?

[RedxFighter1]

@JaxStern256  Heh, This talking is repeating and all what they talk is : "Halo, halo, halo ..... Halo halo halo who have money ? Hey change me, halo halo halo .... Halo, halo, halo who have money ? Hey change me, halo halo, halo." And again :P

[Willkabob]

What happened to his earbuds? He had them in the beginning..

[JaxStern256]

@Willkabob

They proved themselves to be far more effort to pose with, so I dropped them.

[JaxStern256]

@JaxStern256 Whoops. I mean 'far more effort than necessary.'

[optionen100]

Best Video Ever!

[JaxStern256]

@optionen100

Well, I HIGHLY doubt that statement to be true, but hey; believe what you want to believe. Thanks, though.

[MikipatamBR]

Demoman! Help me

... Naah... Bah...

[seakphq4]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha this vid is great its so funny

[0rvel0]

"My fists, they are made of ste..." Heavy's fists were actually made of glass

[piotrulos]

3:34 "Kto ma kasę" wtf?

[JaxStern256]

@piotrulos

If you're asking about the background audio, I honestly don't know either. I just found it somewhere here on Youtube, and used it for this. I don't understand what language it's in, though. Sorry.

[iceboy809]

@JaxStern256 its actually arabic... i can tell its arabic but u might use somewhat english :P

[666kokoszanel]

@JaxStern256 It's in polish. It means "Who's got money?".

[RedxFighter1]

@JaxStern256 It's Polish ;D. Good, my country

[JaxStern256]

@RedxFighter1

Okay then. If you could, can you translate? I'm a bit curious now, with everyone talking about this...

[jelopez003]

why dose he not use the shot gun

[JaxStern256]

@jelopez003

Well, I would answer that, but the response I plan to give requires GMod, so I promise I will answer this properly as soon as I get it running again. For now, just assume it's because he's dumb. (He is, after all.)

[Thenomnomgirl]

shouldnt heavy be red not blu?

[JaxStern256]

@Thenomnomgirl

Well, yes and no. Personally, I favour the BLU team, but I just made Noob Heavy BLU because I've always viewed the RED team as people who play hard and play to win. On the other hand I viewed the BLU team as people play the game for the sake of playing the game and enjoying themselves. Therefore, the tryhard Heavy got put onto that team. Plus, I've always liked the BLU skins more.

[moxerTv]

wow a noob that have earbuds

[GothixZa]

hooray for NegaRen at the and x)

[MetalYoshi2009]

...and heavy was victor that day

[d0hninja150]

why are reds helping blues

[Anterlyful]

Wait if he's a noob then how the hell has he got buds?

[Hoglegvid]

MY FISTS ARE MADE OF STE.....

[acehardlight22448]

The Like/Dislike bar is a pencil

[metoxys]

This video is awesome. Until 3:48. Then it becomes extremely gay.

[TheGrantFreak]

CART IS NOT MOOVING

Dummy.

[GMODN00B]

/watch?v=_Nm0-2RwXTQ&NR=1

[DarthScorpeus]

This vid is awesome... i was making a vid for gmod but at the end I took WAY to much of those camera phone screenshot things that my game started running slow so i quit on attempting to make gmod vids... + I was about to edit the vid I was making but then my comp crashed and I never got to edit it because the "editing software" just went bye bye

[JaxStern256]

@DarthScorpeus

Cool Story Bro.

[JaxStern256]

@DarthScorpeus

Sorry, I couldn't resist the obvious trolling opportunity. Anyways though...

If you still have the ability to make videos, you should. If you have trouble making images for the video without problems, here's a few tips.

First, mix the audio before you make the images. That way you'll know what you're animating, and you won't have to worry about extra screens. Also, take a break every so often, and mix the audio and video. This will take some of the tax off of your system.

[DarthScorpeus]

@JaxStern256 Oh ok, thats how... I forgot.. I used to make gmod vids on my other accout that was pretty good, then idk what happened to it, it disapeared xD

thx

[DarthScorpeus]

@JaxStern256 Infact, whats ur steam account name so I can send u a friend request, because hardly anyone plays gmod anymore xD not even my friends who used to be obsessed with gmod

[MultiSheepsheep]

Great video :)

[EthanZephyr]

Oh, c'mon. Don't be modest.

This is an absolute work of art.

[DeadRisingDude98]

L O F'in L at 1:18!

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

He should wear a gibus, not a ushanka :D

[BigFatBoy911]

@JaxStern256 Dude :) he is not a noob, he just stupid!

[JaxStern256]

Holy... over 17,000 views and counting...

Guys... I honestly don't know what to say. I mean, this video isn't worth even 1,000, and you guys have given me over 17,000?

You all rock. I thank every one of you.

[souljaboy9898]

@JaxStern256 Why dont you think you dont deserve it, I find it quite funny ^_^

[wildefice1]

@JaxStern256 lol

its because its funny as hell

keep making vids

we will keep watching them

[Loogoo1st]

wow, look at those fake earbuds!

[Tabe112]

It was not a fun video but it was very well made. It the classical moments when hurting one hand and hurting the other while trying to fix the first one.

[longmage4]

tf2 museum should be a map on tf2, if it excists i need to know which it is.

[PureAssassin1998]

HAHHAH

[ShadowRevolution96]

1:15 best part

[TheStrohd]

1:23

Engi face-palm!

[MahajiHaji]

How does the Kritzkreig work without the backpack?

[JaxStern256]

@MahajiHaji

I don't know. Probably how magnets work.

[StuntmanRafalPL]

whats the ip?

[Nunchuckemo1]

RENARD X3X3X3X3X3X3X3X3X3

[xXJoohnXx]

watch program? to animation

[TheParanoidHunter]

0.o did i just hear a ost from the world ends with you? transformation to be precise.

[robinspruit]

My fist, they are made of glass

[SonicFan535]

He looks more like a veteran heavy than a noob heavy.

[Duspende]

This is more like Veteran Heavy.

[djsebex]

Did you know 25% of your vid is letters?

[tristram599]

i didnt laugh to this one sorry

[JaxStern256]

@tristram599

I don't really blame you. I didn't laugh much to it either.

[Cooljay1991]

1 minute long credits. That's a tad long I'd say for a gmod

[ReshiramTheArtist]

Every time the Noob Heavy busts his fingers just slaps me on the knee.

[jellywillreturn]

You are the first furry I don't hate. In fact... good job, mate.

[SirFiglington]

If only you werent a furry I would subscribe for this masterpiece.

[EthanZephyr]

@SirFiglington That is just plain ignorance. Now we all should gather a crowd and not like Jim Carrey's comedy JUST BECAUSE he grew a beard.

[REDBIT1234]

@turokrd2

there a server who remade this map made it much better

[plikminlol]

i used to play on this map alot, but then my server finder thingy glitched up, and now i can't go to unofficial servers

can someone help me with this problem? i really want to play on this map again

[ReshiramTheArtist]

@plikminlol Try reinstalling TF2.

[plikminlol]

@ReshiramTheArtist i have tried that, and it never works. il have to go deeper...

[Mistertbones]

Bomb cart will not push self!

[tryggson98]

WTF!! The End

[Rufuzz2]

why cant we have a real life. tf2 muesum

[bluhurrican]

Transformation @ :50-53

[stevoisiak]

Good video, but dangit, how long did you need to make the credits? :3

Subbed.

[turokrd2]

im amazed that people still use this map, i haven't updated it ever sience the new hats arrived.

[thegoodhen]

Funny, good job!

[TheTwisted98]

that was funny lol 5/5

XD

[mariokidd319]

what is the map name for this?

[Stickfactory]

@mariokidd319 tf2_museum, MAYBE???? dummy

[JaxStern256]

@ Everyone who says it.

Yeah, I understand the lack of security. However, the Guards didn't count on Noob Heavy comeing. The Red Engie told them he was harmless, and he would keep an eye on him, so the guards didn't care. However, when our good friend hurt his hand, the Engie left him to find Medic. Bad idea on his part. And as for the alarms, they were being repaired.

Good enough story for you?

[Stormcat1]

Wow, this museum has lame security.

[MySegaSaturn]

Hmm... No alarms went off when he broke the glass on the Kritz's display, no security guards attempted to escort him out when it happened or when he tried breaking the glass on either of the displays. Must be a low-security museum. :P

[Minesinmahcraft]

Facepalm engi.

[FreakinOcelot]

0:35 Dummy! *wankwank*

[JasperDx17]

Wtf Boom = ruined, sadly.

[ZombieZephyr]

Hey, I'd download Audacity and premix your sound files. That way, if say you're stuck with WMM, you don't have to limit yourself to playing one sound at a time.

That aside you're definitely gonna get somewhere with these Gmods.

[themeancat123]

i like it its very funny

[MrDammed1]

epic hand posing

[MrSabre95]

earbuds deleted by heavy in ushanka =)

[JaxStern256]

@MrSabre95

Yeah, I was going to keep the earbuds on him (he's an idiot, after all...) but they were too hard to work with.

[godschi]

Nice work. It's a bit slow-paced, but not that bad.

[JaxStern256]

@godschi

Well, thanks mate! I was expecting it to be a bit slow-going, seeing as it was my first time attempting stop-motion and lypsynching, but I thank you for the complement.

[JaxStern256]

@willsmith1981

You mean within TF2? I honestly don't know. I only have it for GMod. I've never played it in TF2.

[willsmith1981]

whats the IP Address for this Map?

[sonicdafast]

I predicted Engineer calling Heavy dummy XD

[liamtheawesome1]

FTW

[liukang60]

my favorite achievment server

[salg318]

lol i love this place

[GurlugonGenola]

Poor heavy, is so stupid XD