Own that shit! Great song and it's not like you have to walk around naked all day! Try some of those penis grow pills or pumps if your worried about it.
If a guy said "hey my penis is small" to me in real life id be like ok? sorry? but when its "sang" in a god awful song its magical. Maybe the best song to roll up to a stoplight listening to with the windows down next to some fiiiiiiine bitches
@SirWalskie I'm so glad you made this song. Seriously, this affects more males than they will let on. I for one love this song and think its awesome and so true. At least I'm man enough to admit it. This ones for all the guys with the mini members. And to all the disappointed ladies out there, its not our fault. Its not like we want small penises. Its like "Dammit Why ?!" at the end of the video, for guys like myself we've all been there and know how much it sucks....and really hurts.
i dont have to worry, when i show it on chatroulette people are like 'holy shit its big' and 'nice dick', what i have to worry about is my height, cuz im only 5 foot 4 :(
@KlassicStrat72 hey its all good dude. were all pretty harsh critics haha i could rant endlessly about the music industry and a lot of popular bands, even the ones i like. but even though i can be a real snob about pop music, sometimes its ok to write a goofy pop song. you cant be a serious musician all the time, otherwise everybody will hate you. i learned that one a long time ago
okay, first of all amazing song, you might wana register this before some big celebrity steals the idea from you, second of all the whole black dicks are bigger is just a pornagraphy propaganda, look at statistics not unfactual rumors, if only there were statistics of males penis considering their ethnic race.
2 inches isn't too big southwestairfa, the doctor just didn't want you to make it smaller so he told you it wasn't possible, because he felt bad for you.
this is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
person who called my friend a robot & argued with him, dont do that man. i mean cum on, Sirwalskie is a f***** sex-machine.... dont make fun of him & his true genius. (ha ha) I MIISS HIM! i hope hes readin this.
ive had a "shag cut" for 6 years, so im hardly following the trend (if anything i was one of the pioneers) and personally, i pride myself on being a free thinker
so dont think youre the only one who thinks about this stuff, or that youre better than everybody else because of it. its a good way to alienate everybody else
calling people "robots" just because they happen to look the same isnt accurate. if you're just put off by how easily most people swallow what the media spits at them, then i can understand where you're coming from. but dont go thinking that everybody with a certain common trait is a trend slave, because thats just not right. now maybe if i WAS a trend slave i would flame you out. instead, im giving you a different perspective, because id like to think that we are more intelligent than that
Yeah. I might also make a few more versions, like a Midi version, an 8 bit gameboy sounding version just for kicks. Maybe a speed metal version lol. What ev. As long as i learn the song i can pretty much do anything with it. Sounds fun. Do you have the vocal track separate?
haha this video is really funny good job i will be sure to spread the word. ps he says his penis is of adequate size in the information box and this is a joke so you guys know
Finally a song for us...... I mean those people who have small penises!!!!! The broad spitting out her soda in front of the school lockers almost made me spit out my coffee!!!
HAHAHAH!! You have talent! Mummy use to tell me only smart people can come up with comedies. And now a song? You must be a genius! Keep it up! Lisa's contest brought me to you. I subbed!
Its hard to be different but you do a great job with it...I was born very tall....good luck in the contest it will be fun if we both win then we can make a duet...Your penis is small and I am Very Tall
Own that shit! Great song and it's not like you have to walk around naked all day! Try some of those penis grow pills or pumps if your worried about it.
ThePorterJr 4 days ago
i have tha spring breake shrt
sgluver9 1 month ago
If a guy said "hey my penis is small" to me in real life id be like ok? sorry? but when its "sang" in a god awful song its magical. Maybe the best song to roll up to a stoplight listening to with the windows down next to some fiiiiiiine bitches
Pheonix2022 1 month ago
my penis is small too! but dont tell my girlfriend!! lololol
laxdude9000 3 months ago
No it's not.
hidevvy 4 months ago
boring.............
MultiAshtree 6 months ago
@SirWalskie I'm so glad you made this song. Seriously, this affects more males than they will let on. I for one love this song and think its awesome and so true. At least I'm man enough to admit it. This ones for all the guys with the mini members. And to all the disappointed ladies out there, its not our fault. Its not like we want small penises. Its like "Dammit Why ?!" at the end of the video, for guys like myself we've all been there and know how much it sucks....and really hurts.
s1m0nfr33 6 months ago 4
wow thats pretty big
Snookik 7 months ago
I KNOW ITS ABOUT YOUR PENIS BUT ITS KINDA GOOD LOL GREAT JOB
crazyov3rgirls23 9 months ago
lol hilarius man, glad you can have asense of humour about ur... 'problem'
omg you have an awesome shirt, its so ironic
TheSexySycho 10 months ago
lol hilarius man, glad you can have asense of humour about ur... 'problem'
TheSexySycho 10 months ago
<==THIS GUY LAUGHS AT MY PENIS!
MegaBustaaman1 11 months ago
my penis is bigger than yours
HerrGubba 11 months ago
the story of my life fml
ODST0016 1 year ago
This is actually a really sick song. I love the guitar solo too. MAKE ANOTHER!
PenguifantDragon 1 year ago
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<==CLICK HERE FOR DOOGWOODY'S TINY PENIS CONFESSION!
doogwoodysmallpenis2 1 year ago
I'd download this, oh wait, I already did.. funny stuff dude
TheDarkReyAnd 1 year ago
cutee <33
NEVERSHOUTBRI 1 year ago
Uh he suicides?
keesfani 1 year ago
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Spike5war 1 year ago
LOL YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
FeNAhMeNoN 1 year ago
fucking cunt
XxGREATxBRITAINxX 1 year ago
i dont have to worry, when i show it on chatroulette people are like 'holy shit its big' and 'nice dick', what i have to worry about is my height, cuz im only 5 foot 4 :(
loverofrunescape32 1 year ago
@loverofrunescape32 first of all, your name is shitty. second of all, your comment is strange.
sammosaurusrex 1 year ago
Is your penis actually small, or is this just a song you made for fun?
amazinginspiration 1 year ago
see what feminism did. it fucking oppressed men.....
Xziz10ths 1 year ago
And yet another video of a male making fun of other males' penis sizes that obviously affects him in no way. Well, I shouldn't assume.
FrankiEmo92 1 year ago
@KlassicStrat72 hey its all good dude. were all pretty harsh critics haha i could rant endlessly about the music industry and a lot of popular bands, even the ones i like. but even though i can be a real snob about pop music, sometimes its ok to write a goofy pop song. you cant be a serious musician all the time, otherwise everybody will hate you. i learned that one a long time ago
SirWalskie 1 year ago
thanks for the encouraging words
SirWalskie 1 year ago
@SirWalskie Your a boss!
GrungeJunkieFTW 1 year ago
i don't know what ya'll are talking about my cock is huge
soccadude123 1 year ago
super song :D you should record this song with better equipment and it will be a hit! :D
EngiNautical 1 year ago
okay, first of all amazing song, you might wana register this before some big celebrity steals the idea from you, second of all the whole black dicks are bigger is just a pornagraphy propaganda, look at statistics not unfactual rumors, if only there were statistics of males penis considering their ethnic race.
Just8eatit 1 year ago
you poor SOB
DUKYBALLZ 1 year ago
i feel ya brotha
im only 4 inches fully erect :(
adrenima 1 year ago
hahaha nice song too bad it has NOTHING in common with me lmao
CoDRuLz1 1 year ago
i feel you i have a small dick too :'(
boo0oobi3 1 year ago
HAHA..this guy must b pretty obsessed with his dick...
roastduck99 1 year ago
Hahaha this is kind of catchy xD
goldfishninjaturtle 1 year ago
Notice a white guy is singing this song.
I'm just saying....
UbeReginald 1 year ago
@UbeReginald
notice all the black people in jail?
notice all the black people on wellfare?
notice all the black people steeling my shit and raping my daughter?
i'm just saying......
think harder next time you want to play the race game!
CHA5ERFACE 1 year ago
Too right
dylanshane 1 year ago
This is funny as hell. I'm suprised i have not found this sooner, or on TV or anything.
69in89 2 years ago
well i can think of a few reasons why they wouldnt put it on tv
SirWalskie 2 years ago 2
Oh... well... o_o
AmandaObviously 2 years ago
You tit.
chimteam 2 years ago
My tool is way too big, i wish i had a smaller one, not real small, just average would be nice. My doctor says nothing can be done to make it smaller
LIFE SUCKS
SouthWestAirFA 2 years ago
@SouthWestAirFA failure.
mytrap55 2 years ago
@SouthWestAirFA
U IDIOT WANT UR DIK SMALLER??
AUSTIN4820 2 years ago
2 inches isn't too big southwestairfa, the doctor just didn't want you to make it smaller so he told you it wasn't possible, because he felt bad for you.
DrlchknJr 1 year ago
why the fuck were you on the roof and that one chick in the car with you looked like a pig with red hair
Whistyboyz86 2 years ago
why not?
SirWalskie 2 years ago
ok listen, re-record this song with better equipment.... and put it on itunes :)
thebigballofdoom 2 years ago
thats an idea ive been toying around with for a little while... it maaaay just happen
SirWalskie 2 years ago
i think this song is awsome... you should do it
thebigballofdoom 2 years ago
haha sux 4 u XD
madmanmanley 2 years ago
This is brilliant! Well, not for you bro, I'm sorry :P
chazmeistro 2 years ago
love it so funny
hippoyo 2 years ago
how can I get the songtext?^^
MsSoffl 2 years ago
lol nice man haahhahaha
Murderface4191 2 years ago
this is FUNNY
but kinda gaaaaaaaAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
rateaum93 2 years ago
so gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
shadowman123451 2 years ago
Haha this is funny.....at da end this nigga looks likke FRED lol
TaGGin9SKiL 2 years ago
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I have a SMALL PENIS. I made a music video about it on my channel! Check it outttt
Calcagsen 2 years ago
its soo cool i hear it everyday xDxD its very funny i love it ^^
MsSoffl 2 years ago
im glad that my own embarrassment has been entertaining to you :P
SirWalskie 2 years ago
this is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
MajedAldhamari 2 years ago
Wow, this is like super great!
really cleaver.
afi2 2 years ago
person who called my friend a robot & argued with him, dont do that man. i mean cum on, Sirwalskie is a f***** sex-machine.... dont make fun of him & his true genius. (ha ha) I MIISS HIM! i hope hes readin this.
ERIC! ITS CARM
samgeno123 2 years ago
carm, dont flame people on the internet... and dont call me a sex machine
miss you too :)
SirWalskie 2 years ago
OMG OMG OMG ! :D
my name is sadie .. (:
shill07 2 years ago
sexy sadie? lol beatles ref. ;)
chushinryoku 2 years ago
you know, that never occured to me until just now. haha interesting!
SirWalskie 2 years ago
i dont get it :P
burgerr24 2 years ago
Man, you are so pretentious.
seraphx20033 2 years ago
fuckin every kid now a days has a fuckin shag cut ...robots
seraphx20033 2 years ago
ive had a "shag cut" for 6 years, so im hardly following the trend (if anything i was one of the pioneers) and personally, i pride myself on being a free thinker
so dont think youre the only one who thinks about this stuff, or that youre better than everybody else because of it. its a good way to alienate everybody else
SirWalskie 2 years ago
Yeah of coarse a "free thinker " with a shag cut.I havent heard that before haha
seraphx20033 2 years ago
calling people "robots" just because they happen to look the same isnt accurate. if you're just put off by how easily most people swallow what the media spits at them, then i can understand where you're coming from. but dont go thinking that everybody with a certain common trait is a trend slave, because thats just not right. now maybe if i WAS a trend slave i would flame you out. instead, im giving you a different perspective, because id like to think that we are more intelligent than that
SirWalskie 2 years ago
LMAO.. you must be a retard
jeanismohamed 2 years ago
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tender121995 2 years ago
size dont matter man
yourmaster0990 2 years ago
what can you day by day?
what can you say?
what can you do when none wants you?
what can you do when your cocks too small?
ARDUNNO 2 years ago
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montann123 2 years ago
DaveDays???
WeFightNinjas 2 years ago
Mine is concave, /=
Rockerdell 2 years ago
I cry to this song:'(
207032 2 years ago
I can totally relate to this!!!!
207032 2 years ago
OMG so sorry for you dude!!!!
responceman 2 years ago
I like you for who you are.... but I'm kind of a guy... so.... now what?
crumbub 2 years ago
funny haha 5/5 (Y) well done
ScrewLooseTV 2 years ago
this one me the battle in xfire against [BRS]julioissk8 (julioissk84life)
Jetstodown 2 years ago
bear?
dannit07 2 years ago
Small and powerful is better than big and useless. I've met both kinds.
Terrigm45 2 years ago
look what happened to enrique iglesias after he joked abt his penis size
jyloh3 2 years ago
mine is big enough haha
AnGeIWhiP 2 years ago
i love it!!!
sickvideosfromme 2 years ago
Wow i thought this would be funny but this was a waste of time.
Pacman272 2 years ago
what the fuck?
Courtneybrnd 2 years ago
your hot:)
and super funny!
spacheerock 2 years ago
lol this is awesome
fyasouljas 2 years ago
I feel your pain brother ;__;
tyrant22222 2 years ago 15
Cool song and a great video.
&eB
kinglonewolf104 2 years ago
dude i feel ur pain.....
desiii420 2 years ago 7
haha dude that was hilarious i was cackin meself for 10minutes nice work!
alscoots 2 years ago
probably shouldnt be on the roof without some kinda safety rope, it isnt safe
joetyueje 2 years ago
hahahaa =)
AnGeIWhiP 2 years ago
i'm going to parody (cover) this for something
FireGXMighty 2 years ago
sweet make it a response so i can see!
SirWalskie 2 years ago
just for fun i assume?
SirWalskie 2 years ago
Yeah. I might also make a few more versions, like a Midi version, an 8 bit gameboy sounding version just for kicks. Maybe a speed metal version lol. What ev. As long as i learn the song i can pretty much do anything with it. Sounds fun. Do you have the vocal track separate?
FireGXMighty 2 years ago
lol this is funny, and yall r really good!
StinaBabyLovesDancin 2 years ago
lmao..
eldrindgo 3 years ago
Yo you should make this an mp3 or something and put it up for download
jigsaw227 3 years ago
Great.
sweetii2me 3 years ago
Haha, I love it :)
crazykatie220 3 years ago
5 stars *****
sharky1y 3 years ago
it's a hit!! :D
Dmaj87 3 years ago
That was HILARIOUS!!!!!
Great job!!!
absolutely no idea how u didnt laugh all the way through, i know i wouldve been, so extra props for that!
justbeyou88 3 years ago
the bass player looks like he belongs in a ska band, very random.
downzymcfc4 3 years ago
hahaahaha thats funny
shoelaceklan 3 years ago
lmao i saw the name of the video and thought it was a joke...they are another bloodhound gang
good song lol 5 stars
nickwashere1121 3 years ago
10,000 views woooottt
threefreshboyz 3 years ago
that just made my day.
XD
ILUVGloomyBear 3 years ago
that's not only funny, its a great song as well with a good video. 5 of 5 and fav , for having the balls to make a song like that.
2fight4 3 years ago
haha this video is really funny good job i will be sure to spread the word. ps he says his penis is of adequate size in the information box and this is a joke so you guys know
21goose21 3 years ago
wow. that's really funny. that kid playing the drums is HOT!!!!!!!!! hey, will u go out with me?? GOOD JOB.
cutiexbaby13 3 years ago
You got balls to make this video. GOOD JOB
usewashroom 3 years ago 2
it takes more of a man to admit he has a small penis than to boast about his imaginary big one.
StokeMidget 3 years ago
I think it takes creativity and BIG BALLS to put this together.
You need to do some more videos.
Nice Job!
perry911113 3 years ago
haha im sorry about that penis of yours
TaylorTreeHuggerXD 3 years ago
haha! funny!
mamrvx 3 years ago
funny, but not that great
poogle48130 3 years ago
funny and entertaining! haha.
crystalfine 3 years ago
Haha Nice.
PrincePreston 3 years ago
lol
dufenstein1 3 years ago
Wax: Five Days was way funnier than this song.
Debonair73 3 years ago
lol
SexyIndieGrrrl 3 years ago
You are a dork Eric, but I laughed very very hard, good deal
megadepprad 3 years ago
one of the better youtube videos i have seen ever. thank you for entertaining me.
happygaper 3 years ago 2
creative
ahhh i subscribed:)
kracyy 3 years ago
hehe for some strange reason, you remind me of jim carey xD
mikasaka 3 years ago
pussy rate = sky high
surfnakd23 3 years ago
Watchout, Try to register your song or someone can steal the lirics or the music and make money with this. Im not kidding, is really shit
kinglizard22 3 years ago 2
I need tabs for the guitar solo =]
This is awesome!!
sweethomealabama150 3 years ago
i would buy this on itunes...
Fokaneemoo 3 years ago 4
wow that was awesome
you looked really hot when you were in that basement or where ever :)
i voted for you
<3Rose<3
darkkittie11 3 years ago
HAHAHA This is SOOOO Funny!! I hope you win lol!! I wouldn't be able to make a video like this with out laughing!!
crzygrl1392 3 years ago
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hahahahaha sucks. you aren't blessed like me and my 8 inch cock
Bulldogs74840 3 years ago
Mine too =[
swicked4911 3 years ago
xD Lol, well done
IAMHAVEmono 3 years ago
LOL! I don't know how you were able to make that video without cracking up. Hilarious!
anikakarin 3 years ago
it was difficult, believe me
SirWalskie 3 years ago
haaha :) nice
btw, guy on drums is cute ;) ...
gcmeanslove 3 years ago
haha thats awsome but u shld of recorded it on a better quality microphone! would of helped alot
razryan 3 years ago
tell me about it... oh well, hindsights 20/20
SirWalskie 3 years ago
o m g.
this is what youtue is about.
if you dont win from the videos ive seen so far.. there is something wrong with the lisa's voting system!
frenchie13xo 3 years ago
great job :)
Sponger500 3 years ago
hahaha great vid, wouldve had a lot of laughs makin that vid a bet.
BravoSince91 3 years ago
Finally a song for us...... I mean those people who have small penises!!!!! The broad spitting out her soda in front of the school lockers almost made me spit out my coffee!!!
SirChadwic 3 years ago
very catchy song XD
sweetdolcelucy 3 years ago 2
You are very funny, my liebchen. You may be my bunny.
xo- Astrid
AstridVonAij 3 years ago
good job!
californiahallie420 3 years ago
HAHAHAH!! You have talent! Mummy use to tell me only smart people can come up with comedies. And now a song? You must be a genius! Keep it up! Lisa's contest brought me to you. I subbed!
MorganThen 3 years ago 2
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Worst shit ever. Idk how you became a finalist . . .
NObodyNOsBG 3 years ago
try making a video like this, and then tell me its terrible
SirWalskie 3 years ago
your name says it all
nobody knows u!
AILURVEUALL 3 years ago 2
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become a nigger, youll get extra penis anal
LascarAlexandru 3 years ago
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pinkafide 3 years ago
A Very Brave Video! I award you many, many bravery points! Fat lot of good they'll do you, HA!
But seriously, sorry 'bout the equipment! No, but funny song!
Awwa1 3 years ago 3
Oh nooo, not those Extenze Commercials! Great song/video!
davedays 3 years ago
I got small one too, but THREE EGGS !
dragannov 3 years ago 2
you are disgusting -.-
justincase2499 3 years ago
Lol good luck in the contest
JazSmithPresentation 3 years ago
funny as. xtra points for a great video to go with the song. You'd probably like my Armless Fun vid. Check out my channel
T0pcatFilms 3 years ago
wow this is great and i feel so sorry for you if ur song is true lol.
-Kevin Zheng
xstrikezerox 3 years ago
I told my wife that the worlds largest male reproductive organ ever measured on record is 4 and 3/4 inches. LOL Great Job!
shaycarl 3 years ago
I think I had a nightmare just like this.
Great song, very catchy...I hope I don't start unconsciously singing this at work.
-Kevin
heykevin22 3 years ago
Its hard to be different but you do a great job with it...I was born very tall....good luck in the contest it will be fun if we both win then we can make a duet...Your penis is small and I am Very Tall
hiimrawn 3 years ago
OMG this is very funny! Buck
WHATTHEBUCKSHOW 3 years ago 2
wow buck
ryanasi 3 years ago
so are you voting for this video?
goober805216 3 years ago
Congrats on making to the finals :) Good Luck
-OlgaKay
olgakay 3 years ago
I hear ya, but I don't feel ya.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
disasterpastor45 3 years ago