Spiders on the Baby [Joseph - Bible Adventures]

[therock557]

I'm an AVGN fanboy, and I STILL find this amusing! Go Joe, Go!

[tomelollol]

I don't even know what AVGN is, couldn't care less either.

[paperman972]

he's not copying avgn, it's just he's really not funny...

[TheHornet79]

Joseph=Baby Moses?

???

[Malchovsky]

1:34 lmfao

[teedan89]

Is it me or does this guy remind anyone else of coach mcguirk from Home movies

[Kussinator]

What this whole thing with AVGN?.....What's AVGN anyways? -.-

[slightlygothic666]

@Kussinator angry video game nerd. Apparently he's still popular somehow.

[Kussinator]

@slightlygothic666 LOL, I thought he was dead....but I was thinking of Tourettes Guy. R.I.P

[HarvestNine]

0:49 Looks like the baby is flipping us off..

[rammsterBoy]

wtf people, avgn and 4pp are very different things, fan of both

[midmon]

0:46 best line ever sounds so angry when he says spider wish i had it for my ringtone

[HeraldofNurgle7]

hide ya kids hide ya wife hide ya husbands

[PineappleBootKamp]

This the only video with Joseph where a countless number of people have made the same insult about him not being funny...Are you all bible thumpers? does it make you mad that words like "fuck" and "stab my baby" have been intertwined into a bible game?

[JosephChrist]

@PineappleBootKamp There's actually a lot of stabbing babies in the bible.

[PineappleBootKamp]

@JosephChrist HAHA even better!!

[5evrage]

@JosephChrist ....I love this comment, Joseph. xD

[matthill14]

Hey eskilo :)

[SledgeHammerGai]

ARKitecture

[Cutman3030]

The funny thing is, if you look at all the comments, you'll notice AVGN wasn't mentioned once until someone said that AVGN people are hating on 4PP. Which makes no damn sense cause no one even talked about AVGN until that point.

[GamingTopTen]

@Cutman3030 I looked too.

Goes to prove that AVGN haters are about as smart as his fanboys (maybe worse, since they didn't swarm in here complaining).

[mrsims2]

@Cutman3030 Maybe 4pp deleted the comments. They do it a lot. -.-

[JosephChrist]

@mrsims2 We actually never, ever delete comments. We might if they are particularly racist or homophobic but those usually get voted down into oblivion anyway.

[witefire31]

im just wondering, but is joseph playing these games that avgn reviewed?

[punkdava]

4pp>avgn

[Klookko]

i fucking love AVGN, but don't see anything wrong with this video?

some fanboys really are blind

[scorptatious]

I was wondering why this video was getting so many dislikes.

Did Joesph say something offensive? Did he do something sacrilegious?

Then I checked the comments.

Oh, it's just AVGN fanboys. :P

[dibrenn3432]

avgn=angry video game nerd

[sLicKVertigO]

What d a fahk is AVGN?!

[darkstar8196]

I don't even know what the fuck AVGN is.

[mamananau]

@darkstar8196 Me neither, that makes it even more hilarious imho :D

[TheYoYoGangster]

i like AVGN and 4pp, both epic

[elisitah00]

Joseph is a wonderfull father.

[chemtrooper]

67 viewers were thrown at spiders and then stabbed as babies.

[cmartika]

LOL, I still remember playing this Bible Adventures (NES) when I was in Elementary School. It's difficult, but fun indeed. BTW, what a hillarious 4pp video!! Especially at "The music is... really SOMETHING" and "WHO'S THAT GUY!?!" part. You've made my day Joseph XD

[kaiTakateru]

The heck is AVGN and why should i care? I came here to watch Joseph's glorious swea-voice acting

[TheNatasha44]

I saw the first top comments,i'm a fan of both,but joseph voice is way hotter XD

[warrust]

ah nice...Joseph being Joseph :D

[TakeBackTheWorld]

I love AVGN, but why are all the fans stupid fuckheads who smash anyone who features the same content as he does?

[Ov3rturn]

so since avgn reviewed it, nobody else is ever allowed to play it? you guys are stupid

[tuck234]

@Ov3rturn I think they're just trolls trolling too hard. I'm a fan of AVGN and I was saying to myself about 4PP. "FINALLY THEY PLAYED IT." I was sending requests for this game to be played by them.

[Dasheeznit69]

I for one think Joseph is fucking hilarious.

[TheDrums33]

WHO S THAT GUY!

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

I feel like I have to rant.

THIS ISN'T A REVIEW! This is... Joseph, being Joseph.

Just like Brad being Brad means boobs and candy.

[mhrfg]

DUURRRRR GRRRR Y U NO PLAY LIKE JAMES?!?!?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Fanboys Fail.

[Snowman20]

He has to be drunk when playing these games :P

[MattorMaybeSteve]

Can you feel the love in the comments?

[fuzzbuster007]

all the religeous people are feed the dislike bar

[wow3214]

guys guys... hes from jersey what do you expect??

[Arcanuspl]

Joseph just... isn't funny

[TheLousyGamer]

AVGN= Angry video game nerd? i guess?

[extragunbon]

@TheLousyGamer Yep.

[kylezaking]

lol this was one of the crappiest games ever made. XD

[Ryham007]

Joseph's voice is like an anal worm scraping through your ear cavity

[KaNe1493]

why the fuck are AVGN fanboys hating on 4pp for this? AVGN reviewed this game, but 4pp are simply just playing it? same game but two different things!

[theduder27]

@KaNe1493 what avgn fanboys? i see ppl complaining that he's not funny cause he's not. nothing about avgn.

[75egcg]

@KaNe1493 Indeed, I think this is cooler because you get to hear him swear and make shit up as he goes along. Unlike AVGN who has it scripted

[KaNe1493]

@75egcg you're still comparing them? AVGN also swears and that "script" you are referring to, james writes that himself and makes it all up. They're two different things so why hate on one then like the other? how about you like both!

[Zeldarulah]

AVGN :)

I love 4PP too, though :D

[joeytags]

Who the fuck is AVGN? Wait before you answer, shut up.

[DayLight95]

@joeytags Asks question, tells people not to answer. Nice bipolar you got there.

[Cutman3030]

Are we supposed to throw the baby at the spider? I think we're supposed to throw the baby at the spider. I've got a great idea though! Let's throw the baby at the spider! If we don't do that, we can always throw the baby at the spider. After that we should probably throw the baby at the spider if we don't want to throw the baby at the spider, even though we should throw the baby at the spider. Before I go to bed I want to be sure to at least throw the baby at the spider once.

[JSSoldja]

you're a horrible MOM!

[Qaurine]

AVGN did do this first,didn't he?Oh well,Joe does it better.

[Killboy10MNE]

Joseph very good accuracy worries me :s

[LastBinLadin]

Joesph needs to not try so hard to be funny.

[Maxie1468]

Thow the baby at the spider!

Son of a bitch...

[NuclearOat]

These videos of Joseph are all the same shit.

[TheRocketMouse]

@NuclearOat At least he's not playing Skyrim. Be thankful. 

[2hakkabakka]

0:14 - 0:25 - The only good part.

[JJ100X]

LOL whenever you put the baby down it flicks you off

[Linksapprentice100]

This guy is trying wayyyyyyyyy too hard

[BoogieBuddyMike]

@Linksapprentice100 trying what?

[Linksapprentice100]

@BoogieBuddyMike to be funny/a badass. just hear the way he talks. he constantly sounds like an 11 year old trying to sound 18. it's so fucking annoying....Brad and David don't try to sound cool when they play, and it sounds way better natural than whatever impression this guy's trying to do..

[ethgt2]

Actually shouting makes it even funnier @daylight95

[Taartkop11]

Is it about Joseph from the bible or Joseph from 4PP?

[ChannelJ52]

@Taartkop11 Youtube tag suggestions seem to always assume biblical.

[vuur150]

This aint funny D:

[cytorakdemon]

Like bar is balanced...

[SeberHusky]

LMAO

All of the AVGN fans are coming here and insulting the 4PP.

[kristiandelacruz27]

@SeberHusky who's avgn anyways? xD

[mhrfg]

@SeberHusky

Fill me in, what did I miss?

[SeberHusky]

@mhrfg

The AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) reviewed this game first, about 2 or 3 years ago, as part of his Bible Games series of episodes. All his fans see this video, and say Joseph sucks because the AVGN is more of a professional reviewer of shitty games and has a better sense of humor than the Podcast does. lol

[mhrfg]

@SeberHusky

LMAO. That is completely retarded of them, they're two completely different things. AVGN I love, and 4PP I love. Both are awesome, fanboys are losers.

[TheMrNomus]

@SeberHusky It's lets play not the game review you fuckhead. How the fuck you can compare these two? Are you retarded? Looks like that.

[SeberHusky]

@TheMrNomus

Actually, you're going to join one of many retards around here. You're just a dumb little kid that is illiterate.

I never said anything at all about comparing the AVGN to the 4PP.

Are YOU retarded? Yep, sure looks like that to me! Mmmhmm.

[ChromeGhost0219]

@SeberHusky but hes not even reveiwing it hes just playing it, and if you think saying shit and fuck every five seconds is proffesional than you clearly don't know the meaning of the word

[SeberHusky]

@ChromeGhost0219

Yet another retard joins the party. You're illiterate as well.

[Dimentio63]

@SeberHusky I'm an AVGN fan and I'm not insulting 4PP

[theduder27]

@SeberHusky not rly seeing anyone sayin anything about avgn cept the ppl defending 4PP. the only insults i see are ppl saying that he's not funny, which he isn't.

[G0th4ki]

Russian humor? anyone?

[hinro]

0:19 Oshit Poison headcrab. Ye be fucked.

[BigRalphFiennesFan]

lol such a good dad XD

[Grittenoir]

Is the kid flipping him off at the end??? 2:18

[Zeghart]

Bible Adventures? What the fuck?

And the health is represented with pages of the Bible?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

[peepeevagi]

@Zeghart Its just a normal bible game :U

[Blacksun388]

Joeseph: When it comes to child development, he does it old school.

[ChannelJ52]

Babysitting Mama = hardest game in the world for Joseph.

[sirmidor]

unwanted pregnancies in ancient egypt

[Subtalvik2]

@DayLight95 In life you will learn that people have these things called personalities, and you will learn to deal with them.

[vicente321]

@DayLight95 same can said about brad when he starts screaming like a little girl

[NasuServant]

STAB MY BABY

[Gysom]

@psiop7 Your not that funny either...

[Zeldarulah]

@Gysom He wasn't trying to be funny, he was just kinda pointing out that Joseph is almost never funny :/

[psiop7]

@Gysom i wasnt trying to be you big dummy

[MegaMan6947]

Pepto Bismol! :D

[ihateschoolx10]

oh no NEWF



[TheMetallicaFan234]

wow



[Agora2021]

How horrifying.