The Osbournes - Xmas Special Part2

[DominicDiasVevo]

i think maybe, just maybe....ozzy likes the gravy

[GoottiHobitti]

"Don't you start fucking singing. The birds will fucking die." Supportive and loving husband :D

[MichaelMyers87]

lol when ozzy hid his knife, the look on his face when he walked by his son. Like "youll never find it now"...

[OTHsmallvillefan]

lol no matter how many times i watch the osbournes over and over again, i still crack up everytime...especially with ozzy! :)

[errkris]

'jessica, can i just say something, mind your fucking own business' ahahahah fucking love it

[zottelmischel]

Santa Claus is stoned my new Video thanks

[filmchief]

08:28 - 08:42 hahaha after every second word follows a "f*ck" or a "f*****g" :DDD

[cbone519]

lol were gona hear about this gravy for the next year lol

[LadyLeesa]

Ozzy did a great job there with that gravy!

[CuteMcBeauty]

The Osbournes rock. All except Kelly, she's a fat, ugly disgusting spoiled cow... But Sharon adn Oz... fuck, I wish my mum and dad were THAT cool.

[EnglishSteel2347]

I love how enthusiastic Ozzy was about that gravy.

[googoogahgah1000]

more educated and quality parentingby osbournes

[theMrsandmaan]

'I just won'

HAHA! xD

[WorldTributes]

This programme should just have been labelled Retardo Land period. Ozzy O is such a pathetic doddering rambling fuck of a retard it is simply beyond words. Only his fans manage to eclipse him i suppose. Two words sum this whole sham of a series up and that's Fucking Pathetic!

[asjabluedog]

@WorldTributes it is a sham though, he may be old and rambling but do you really think he is this bad? I don't I think he puts it on extra for the tv persona. Stupid I know.

[WorldTributes]

@asjabluedog Well like i said already he is so pathetic its beyond words. I sometimes wonder how some people can be so dumb!

[asjabluedog]

@WorldTributes when I saw the episodes where he was doing laps around the track, and he is no athlete but he had no problem running, I thought to myself - how is it he has no problem doing this and yet any other time you see him he can barely put one foot in front of the other to walk? same as he stumbles over words and can't really speak legibly but he can do sell out tours as a front man for a band! I think it's definitely a tv persona he puts on (making him look like a fool).

[WorldTributes]

@asjabluedog To a degree you may have a point there as his wife wanted to push him into doing more and more stupid things like dishing burgers etc. But there is something genuinely retarded about this mans character and behaviour going back years and years. The thing is people idolise him for being this way as well. He has been scorned somewhat in the past for his sadistic treatment of animals. But i understand this is suppose to be entertainment so there is that card to be played too.

[h4r4]

@WorldTributes You my sir, are the bane of human society. Read his book then write your inane bullshit. Thanks.

[WorldTributes]

@h4r4 I have no need to read his book as i know all about him already son! My advice to you is to go and find someones ass to wipe. I am sure you will have no problems. And i suppose you can shove his book in the same place. Whichever one you refer too that is? Alright son thx .

[h4r4]

@WorldTributes so how come if you know all about him, you slag him off? Either do one or the other, don't be a hypocrite. Live your own life mate.

[IronHead1997]

00:24 Louis looks tired :P

[dp1195]

Lmfao, "Christine Aguilera"

[AerosmithLadyFreak]

Who insults Ozzy freaking Osbourne's hair!?!? I don't blame you Kelly, I would have smacked her too, if I was sitting beside her. Even if he wasn't my dad.

[shimokita2]

WOW - I can't believe they swear at each other like that during their X-Mas dinner! Ozzy seems to be the most mellow person there!

[voogley]

fizzy piss?

[gut197]

I want to try the gravy

[greendayboy1326]

someone needs to tie these fucking kids up and wire their jaws shut, for fucks sake

holy shit.

[Schectler]

I've had bigger pocket knives

That knife look like the children's scissors you get in elementary school

But it was a good thing ozzy took that knife away anyways

Shit escalates

[sincindyy]

THe kids are sooooooo annoying

[funofsk8ing]

WOW, seems to me Ozzy is the calmest and most normal person in this family! how ironic...

[TheElephant79]

WE DID A GREAT JOB WITH THAT GRAVY ! XD

[jefersonmatos]

Sharon's right... Kelly is a f* dramma queen... hahahahaha

[MegaTronX9]

Give me the fucking knife!!

[legosmartz]

I can imagine the osbournes do a really awesome halloween at their house.

[johnplayersstandard]

Army hair cut coke on his chest and a nice haha...hardly a army hair cut!

[johnplayersstandard]

Jack fuck off was better then pull that dick out of your ass! haha

[OzzyZigNeedsAGig]

we did a great job with that gravy.

[bombwow]

jessica you know, can i just say something? mind your own fuckin bussiness

[whathappensLIVE]

i would love to spend one dinner with that fammily lol

[theatomizer]

Holy balls, Ozzy's kids are quite some bitches aren't they? Haha. And you can get arrested for carrying a knife in... wherever they live? Damn, I carried a 3 inch knife around with me when I was like, 6 years old. You learn not to fuck with knives once you've been cut by one. ;p

[PeanutPanhead]

IM NOT GOING OUT WITH IT damn someones havin a hissy fit

[Reeda1414]

I like seeing ozzy tryna be a simple man staying at home attending to his zoo,being a dad and husband more than a rock star singer.....doesn't make me feel so little or small now seeing this.however,i am gettign sick seeing how spoiled his kids are at the table with their nasty mouths......get it under ozz man c'mon now buddy o.

[Link5000163]

GIVE ME THE FUCKING BLADE FTW :D

[sleestakattack]

Stick! Dick! Stick! Dick! Stick! Dick!

[DevilDriverMGO]

thumbs up if you would want to have xmas with the osbournes

[MorganKay440]

"If You Get Busted, I'll Fucking Bust Your Ass Man!"

[TheUnofficialTruth]

OZZY - "Dont you start singing the fucking birds will die".

ROFL.

[bettescorpio]

LOL!!!! So true about Christina Aguilera!! LMAO!!!!

[XXCRAZYXXKOOLKID]

lol "he's got an army haircut,cocaine on his shirt and a knife in his pocket police will look at him and arrest him"

[jessxxc]

so i guess you cant go out with your car because that's a deadly weapon when your behind the wheel ahahaha

[CHARLAINEproductions]

Whats Kelly holding when she's walking down the stairs?

[freethis222]

@CHARLAINEproductions Marshmellows?

[sannaols5582]

@CHARLAINEproductions Looks like a bag of candy

[tjr0324]

his son is such a faggot

[TheUnofficialTruth]

@tjr0324

Really...? So what do you call someone who spends their time name calling others on YouTube?

[tjr0324]

@TheUnofficialTruth I didnt call someone on youtube a name. I called his son this "filthy potty word"

[darklatios132]

"Don't fuck with knives, man!"

[BlowBackBenny]

We did a great job with that gravy man

[silasaaronmusic]

stick mom not dick:D

[EvilKris]

man, wish i was back in england for xmas. much better than here in Japan. mum makes the best roast with bread pudding, gravy and tats.

some one lend me a plane ticket.

[Constavlos]

i really wish theey'd bring this show back, it was one of the few decent programmes that was on, these days.

[Camille421ilvh]

"Don't you start fucking singing, the fucking birds will die" lol!! i love him

[babygiraffe123]

"If you get busted, I'll fucking bust your ass!" Sounds exactly like something my dad would say to my brother. The guy's a troublemaker and doesn't take life seriously. :P

[caligal818]

I love when Kelly when she makes fun of Christina Aguilara 2:48 shit is funny!

[BakaPyros]

I fucking hate Kelley., 

[ChapterFourBand]

ozzys i was won is sooooo awesome!

[4everTheOnlyOne]

@WowValdemere Never mind, I found it. He said it on MTV cribs. But when he said that, he was referring to the fact that he collects devilheads and that satanic-looking stuff. He was showing the camera-person his satan stuff, and he said "I'm not really a satanist, its just a hobby of mine." He was making it clear that the reason he has devils heads and satanic figures is not because hes a satanist (hes NOT) but because its just a hobby of his to collect such things..

[4everTheOnlyOne]

@WowValdemere When did he say that? It's not that I don't believe you, I just like to know facts :)

[TAD761]

they're like the real life ' adams family' , just a a little more on the 'insulting each other ' side. But everyone is allowed to show and express its weirdness and anger. That's healthy!

[gamer7916]

christmas, the best time of the year, and a time to settle from all the lawsuits

[centurion205]

Jack was such a fucking attention whore, and Kelley was a prima donna bitch! Shit, I'd work for The Osbournes for free, just to see the live show that goes on!

[carlitosydg]

its amazing that the Kelly here is the Kelly on Fashion Police! She's sooooo beautiful now

[alex77724]

ozzy has some kick ass children?

[SignMePlease1]

What'd they mean by he has cocaine on his T-Shirt? Did he really have coke on it? Lol.

[4everTheOnlyOne]

@SignMePlease1 His t-shirt says "cocaine" on it.

[deering1134]

what a lovely christmas dinner

[lookarrow1]

lmao go and fuck urself lol the fammely ho made all cursing fking love them :D:D

[buhdoble]

I love when they talk about Christina Aguilera jajaja. Christina Aguilera sucks!

[bruceleedisciple]

kelly has some nerve talking shit about christina aguilara. kelly cant sing for shit and she's fat and ugly. Christina has a voice and she's hot as hell.

[DeaDmonkeei77]

@bruceleedisciple

Did she step into a weak spot of yours?

[bruceleedisciple]

@DeaDmonkeei77 Weak spot? No. I just think she has some nerve talking shit about a grammy award winner who has more talent in her pinky than kelly will ever have.

[DeaDmonkeei77]

@bruceleedisciple

Who gives a shit?

[meragz21]

" can somebody open the fuckin door !? " hahaha

[BFAN4EVER]

lol them talking bout christina aguilara.

[edwards21416]

fancy putting the knife up there if your trying to hide a knife put it in the flour

[edwards21416]

they all went to the same charm school sounds like my house regular!

[vancepar08]

"Don't you start fucking singing the fucking birds will die." LOL

[NightmareCinemaChild]

I can't believe Ozzy is the most responsible person in his family, it's crazy.

He seems pretty funny though, his kids are fucking annoying.

[tdyyy1613]

LOL " UVE GOT COCAINE ON UR SHIRT AND A KNIFE. UR GONNA GET ARRESTED"

[Delta8271993]

I wish Ozzy and Sharon were my parents.

[xcleartheedgex]

@Delta8271993 dont we all :):):):)

[wafflemonster8]

@Delta8271993 who dos'nt? you could drop an F bomb before your 5th birthday! XD

[PeanutPanhead]

@Delta8271993 me 2 and i wish jack and kelly were my brothr and sister that would be awesome!

[cbone519]

@Delta8271993 lol dosent every one

[Camille421ilvh]

"taste like fizzy piss but i'll take some" hahaa

[Camille421ilvh]

i would love a christmas dinner would them, i would probably choke on my own food, from laughin so hard!

[KevinLightstar]

what a loving family XD

[SarahFinnis93]

if thats ozzy's laugh at 02:53 then i love him even more haha!

[ozzylover411]

@SarahFinnis93 no that was his son's Louis's laugh XD but u should still love ozzy =D

[austinap5]

"that was a really good one! it hit the ceiling and the vase!" lmfao

[RICHO20]

song at 06:23 plz ??

[rockman399]

ozzy aint even christian, why the hell does he celebrate christmas? i always thought he was a satanist.

[anthleejack8]

@rockman399 he has a bible in his house

[KevinLightstar]

@rockman399 thats a rumour actually. just part of his act for both on and off stage. if you've seen his house on cribs you'd know in his rec room he's got a holy bible and a lot of religious paintings

[grannysmith1213]

@rockman399 no hes not a satanist he doesnt even like thoses types of people his mom was a really big christian

[Edustin]

@rockman399 Nope

[4everTheOnlyOne]

@rockman399 Ozzy is not a Satanist. That's just his stage persona. Watch more of the show and you'll realize it on your own. He's actually a pretty good man.

[xxGaGaooolalaxx]

lol i love how Sharon's just like "chestnuts roasting on an open fire!" sounds like my grandma hahahaha!! ^-^ i love Sharon and all the Osbournes! they are so effin hilarious!

[xxGaGaooolalaxx]

Gravyyy ! Kelly: i fucking hate gravy. xD i love the Osbournes, always a joy, reminds me of my family..

[macrent2]

Fizzy Piss!

[akatsukiawsomness]

Ozzys so fucking proud of his gravy

[cavedivrdowne]

That some good focking gravy

[trakir]

don't you start focking singing, the focking birds will die.

[crazygirlweird]

fucked up family.............I LOVE EM!!! WHO ELSE DOES :D ddam sharon laughs weird AH AH HA AH AH

[bbrae1990]

lmao i love this family

[assasen123]

8:39

[sisterofkindness09]

this show is funnier than the turrests guy

[vonkiser]

The nanny.......she's like the house assistant....

[TheBoogeyman94]

i love Kelly at 2:50

[TheDesperatehousewiv]

kelly is funny jiiiiinnnglee belllllssss lol

[62SG]

I love Ozz. "I don't give a fuck if he hates me."

Hes a really simple man who just wants to kick back and enjoy some fucking gravy.

[internalpeaceseeker]

for thos of you who don't know, at 0:19 that's ozzy's son from a previous marriage

[TABITHA18X]

i LOVE the osbournes they are brilliant everyone of them spesh luv sharon!!!!

[RupertDCD27]

Hehehe Ozzy KNEW Jack would never look in the fruit basket!

[loveLuxuriously]

" DONT FUCK WITH KNIVES MAN!"

[wurstgitarre]

"If you get busted, I'll fucking bust your ass. Don't fuck with knives, man."

Fucking funny how he says that and I think Ozzy's right...

[Snatch12345678]

stop your singing, the f*cking birds are dying :D

[616bran]

some rockstar fuckin gravy

[BBGenelie]

this shits making me hungry. i want some gravy!!

[TheBigDickInYourAss]

ozzys first son look just like ozzy with a shaved head

[talaylazara]

"Thats really fucked up!" "Someone open the door.."

[bethoveen3]

kelly is a fucking bitch baby

[ZogGog]

Let's forget everything except the gravy. I'd pay a pile to taste that gravy dude, it looks as good as it prolly tastes

[ZogGog]

Ozzy, I "need" to get the recipe for that gravy dude, sounds like it's amazing.

[ZogGog]

We did a great job with that gravy

That is the one thing that hung with me as a positive in this place of craziness where everyone tried to get a bit of freakin harmony

[ZogGog]

Ozzy is an artist and understands the power of gravy. A shitload of crappy gravy could potentially screw up an entire celebration. If you pour shit over tenderloin, you create a shitload of shit.

Ozzy knows and understands great challenges in the creation of fabulous foods. Gravy...should never be taken lightly.

Wish I could taste that gravy, I'll bet it was excellent

[ZogGog]

I fuckin hate xmas too, but the Oz man has made great gravy, so let's shove xmas to the back and celebrate GRAVY!!

[ZogGog]

The misfits don't seem to realize that the "gravy" is major, dude. Only the Oz man seems to see this. Geez

[cpsebbe94]

9:10 is the best part. hes own machine and he says happy like a lite child "i just won" and smiles

[dakrys]

ce famigg d cazz

[TheBluebird12]

"No we didn't"

"Yeah we did"

"No we didn't"

"Yeah we did"

[hackercoolio]

cocky kids and lame parents

[marioGW91]

whos the blonde girl

[origlilone]

Who is the blonde girl at the tablea/

[BarnLes]

Perhaps it's his daughter (Jessica Osbourne) from his previous marriage...or his daughter (Amiee Osbourne) from this marriage..or perhaps she is a staff member..:-)

[wizzlenizzle1]

@origlilone .. its jacks personal assistant lol :P x

[dontleademsomuch]

when jack gets hit with that cork why the fuck does he hold the opposite ear?????

[AhhizGodzilla]

" dont u start fuckin singin the bird will die" lol

lets hear ozzy sing it! :)

[MichaelJJacksonrocks]

Ozzy was talking about the gravy for like the whole dinner and it was funny when Sharon said were going to hear about this gravy for the next year.

I agree with Kelly that it was rude to insult Ozzy's awesome hair.

[raendril008]

lolz my mom always asumes im going to do stuff when im not xDD

[wikkedsensation]

"Ji-ii-iii-iiiiingll-lle... Bell-ll-lll-lls... LOL that was the best.

[BozoEngland]

the gravy looks minging.

[Kayleigh27]

LMAO this is a yearly thing at my house.

[bleco123fan]

lol when ozzy toke the knife he walked on the cheair

[VampireGirlEmoCullen]

lol

[Haco2]

uh, how could the girl Jessica say that about Ozzy's hair, it's awesome with the red in it, she must be completely mental not to thinnk so.

but anyway, i love the Osbounes there funny as hell! XD

[TheElephant79]

Hahahahahaha, we did a great Job with that Gravy... for this is like one of the Sentence which is stuck in my Head from the Series. So good !

[aerosligg42]

..... He has his own slot machine???

[kingdomofheaven666]

Don't you start fucking singing the birds will die XD

[2009venjix]

Classic moment!!!!

[Written256]

"I've just won!" Lol

[Anon1696]

Lol @ Ozzy tripping while holding blade.

[tac76063]

"....Because it's FUCKING Christmas and you're staying in!" LMAO

[Rakanblizz18]

hahaha ozzy is like We did great with the gravy the whole dinner