Joseph, you are NOT the father

[supa1kat]

i em 4 yeers old an i fink fis is funy

[ytismylife]

I'm offensive and I find this baby jesus.

[Jayjon81]

The "i'm ____ and I enjoy this immensely" mocking is more funny than the vid. LoL

[athiestontheloose]

I am atheist and I enjoyed this immensely but don't believe it happened. LOL

[11CharlieScene]

Have the video load click to a certain part of the video, and start pressing the buttons 2-9 as fast or as slow as you want. some of them are incredinly funny

[ChuckMcChip]

I kill puppies, and I enjoyed this immensely.

[yesgeorgemay]

i'm high and i didnt enjoy this

[IPawnt]

I have a 10 inch dick and I enjoyed this immensely. 

[demacianfag]

im black and i enjoyed this immensely

[sawgedOut23]

this is fucked up



[masterbassist93]

@sawgedOut23 how?

[TheAfroBoi]

dafuq?

[kewldude475]

It doesn't get any better than this.

[JoniAdry]

I'm also religious and this is soooo funny!!!

[Rokinroxy1]

Mph. Woooww

[TheNicolasocara]

fuck yeah



[MrSwiket]

This is missing Guile's Theme

[OMAI5]

wtf did I just watch?

[Thr0binHood]

garbage

[AfroToriFanMan]

@Thr0binHood Not garbage

[rher08]

i miss the chasers war on everything

it's a shame they became too recognized..

[wishbone3388]

take that jesus...oh..oh...oh...oh...hah­a...

[gaaraizallmine]

Im catholic and this made me shit myself cuz I was laughing so hard xD

[xAyaLollikies]

That's right, Jesus is the son of God.

Oh I'm going to hell.... :/

[cutemidget09]

Im a devout Christian, and I literally fell off my bed laughing at this XD

[BCync]

0:14 - fell out of bed laughing..

[RamsFan84]

hoe



[CILLTUBE1]

LOLLLLLLL

[MusicLovesComedy21]

This is terrible......but funny :D I'm going to hell now.....

[robert13camus]

The Funniest!!!!

[Etanedele]

joseph is the father of jesus Coz God didn't fuck marry but joseph did...lol

[toledosan]

The 448th person is Baptist haha!!

[zxGreenback2zx]

447 people are Mormons.

[BinnyJinny]

It's funny because it's true.

And I'm not even christian.

[BinnyJinny]

It's funny because it's true.



[HarryBumBum69]

Miss the chasers war on everything. The one good thing that was on Australian TV

[TheCrackerBrony]

Im Christian and this is HILARIOUS!!!

[imSoCy]

@gabrielsmummy1 i think its funny, wanna fight me?

[gabrielsmummy1]

YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED. TELL ME YOUR DETAILS SO I CAN TELL THE POLICE ABOUT YOU

[gabrielsmummy1]

DISGUSTING, IN APPROPRIATE, BLASPHEMAS, HOW FUCKING RUDE, YOU WILL GO TO HELL. YOU DISGUSTING DIRTY BASTARD. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY RESPONSE PLEASE CALL ME. I LIVE IN ENGLAND. IM ON ORANGE MOBILE ITS 07580270452

[gabrielsmummy1]

@gabrielsmummy1 ANY MESSENGER AND BELIEVER OG GOD AND JESUS CHRIST WILL AGREE WITH ME. YOU RING ME UP IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY. YOU COME VISIT ME AT MY ADDRESS. ITS GORDON STREET,LANCS

[HollenSpringer]

@gabrielsmummy1 This video isn't blasphemous... The fact i watched it naked with a chicken blood pentagram on my chest and rhinestones, with and Ouija board and an upside down cross on fire might be tho... not sure yet...

[chewylewii]

@gabrielsmummy1 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHy­our such a retard!!!

[snowknife123]

@gabrielsmummy1 u mad bro?

[Hiss971]

@gabrielsmummy1 OH NO! HELL!! IM SO SCARED!! IM GOING TO A PLACE THAT DOESN'T EXSIST!!!

[Project0061]

@gabrielsmummy1 you swore. you made baby jesus cry... bitch

[111stevenking]

@gabrielsmummy1 you say pretend to be a good christian and look how many times you swore in one comment. hypocrite

[Yoshi17th]

swearing is only bad cus society considers it bad; it's a stupid thing

if society stopped considering they were swear words and taboo'ing them, they wouldn't be bad

[kyeba]

chasers war on anything, so good



[gunitakon]

He's doing the, Dont-have-to-pay-child-support­ Dance :D

[xlUBETARUNlx]

@gunitakon get your own joke!

[gunitakon]

@xlUBETARUNlx SORRY MAN.....UR JOKE WAS JUST REALLY FUNNY.....ANYWAYS SORRY

[xlUBETARUNlx]

@gunitakon First I should say I did not make that joke.

I was just in a bad mood. For some reason.

[bibutterfly619]

The pause was about 2 minutes too short but other than that dead on!

[greenmachine88x]

This is the most awesome thing ever. Mary belongs on Cheaters.

[Elizeths09]

Omg this is horrible yet hilarious at the same time!

[ROY0666]

@Hiss971 you are completely fucking stupid then.

[Majin13David]

nice

[AZSXDE1]

:lol:



[Kater2]

LOL

[ErotiikanMaailma]

meh

[MrDefeatist]

I'm religious to a degree, and I enjoyed this immensely

[rennah]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH ... LOL. literally just lol'd

[Mulungski]

WTFROFLMAOLOLOMGBBQGTFOSTFUILY­

[d3athfr0mab0v3]

I'm catholic and I find this FREAKING HILARIOUS

[flarebuster]

@d3athfr0mab0v3 Yea, the comment above you is thinking the same thing

[futanolito1]

@d3athfr0mab0v3 me too, lol!

[renandezm]

omg im going to hell for laughin at dis

[elvaelvirababe]

lol, Im a Christian and I found this hilarious.

[jj1only]

@elvaelvirababe ME TOO!!!!

[AsianTaeHyun]

I think Joseph should be the one crying.

[LuU2495]

XDDXDDXDXD te lo dijimos ... Bicht Slap!!! Trololol

[2321Pistol]

Dude below what the hell are you talking about in trying to say? Are you actually trying to have a real debate shut the fuck up!

[ivaflimkien]

Oh, this is HILARIOUS! Pity it's being a racist nazi if you say half a word against the anti theists ruling the world today...there's democracy and tolerance for you.

Had a video like this been done about Muhammad Western politicians would be bleating about intolerance, the perpetrator would have been decapitated and a Western tolerance group would have been set up.

Irony at its best.

[malteseken]

@ivaflimkien ara vera ma tifilhux taqaw iktar ghan nejk, int taf x`qed tghid jew le kummidjant

[malteseken]

@ivaflimkien gbajtu tuzaw ir-religion ghall skopijiet taghkom insejthom l-interdett u d-dfien tan nies fil mizbla

[mangasrules13]

I pissed...

[Kire667]

Wow lol.. "as seen on athiesm". It's actually funny and yeah. I'm Christian. That's a wide collection of sub religions but oh well. We all read and interpreted things differently.

[benjamingeiger]

... all it needs is Guile's theme.

[AmusedSiK]

Lmfao I'm christian, I know people could get offended but it's pretty funny come on

[SinfulCatasrafy]

lmfao!

[crajzz]

ahhahahaha



[brasilianmomy]

That is so mest up how u gone play around with god

[Zeldarulah]

@brasilianmomy >>doesn't exist, so it is okay

[PirateDion]

@brasilianmomy According to the bible this is all apart of his plan, so why does it surprise you?

Bible logic is too easy.

[Amdragfan2]

@brasilianmomy Dude, I'm Christian and I actually find this funny. They're not exactly making fun of Jesus, they're just putting a comical view to a point in history. No need to fuss :)

[YetAnotherYTChannel]

@Amdragfan2 Dude, you're not Christian at all. You're just Christian by "brand" and by heritage. This is why you actually don't respect your religion at all. Please tell me which part can't be joked in your religion if you would be a real Christian? In your view I guess everything... typicall

[Amdragfan2]

@YetAnotherYTChannel You don't know me, so therefore you know nothing. Who are you to say I'm not a Christian? I'm not going to argue with you over MY beliefs but what you did just now is just plain rude and uncalled for. Goodbye. Any further hate comment responses from you will be disregarded from the moment you read this comment

[fetewei83]

hahhahahahhhahha

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[doodadamlol]

what? 

[Hartm20032004]

Must be Abraham or Joshua or somebody.

[LeadChipette]

Poor Mary...

[domestic914]

lol

[rambolean]

american white women have no loyalty or respect in the matter of family, look at Snooki

[Jachzehn]

@rambolean Snooki is white!!?? GTFO!!!!

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

"TAKE THAT JESUS!" LOL

[KS1961KS]

Where's the really like button?

[fabrizio1224]

jajajajaj jose ql



[donzombie21]

jajaj XDDD la huea estólida...........puramierda

[covertsniperr96]

Lolwut

[mattkitharao2]

lol that would happen if jesus born today!!!!

[SilauProduction]

Take that Jesus! LOL

[coolshaun913]

Lmao somebody is going to hell lmao

[xXAmaterazzuXx]

@movefreak1878037564

oO wtf?

[aaj61120]

これはクソワロタ

[ballrub]

this is soo funny on soo many levels

[crystalroy]

im christian i feel so bad for laughing so hard at this oh lord forgive me XD

[artmusicplz]

@crystalroy same here LOL

[HardCorpsPredator]

Fake and gay.

[gojenson]

@HardCorpsPredator my mind is blown.

[innoutpandaexpress]

@HardCorpsPredator AWW really? you're so smart. Thanks for revealing us the truth.

[SammEater]

They even got the "running away girl" part right, awesome. :P

[SammEater]

Haha, this is perfect, this is what would probably happened if they lived in modern times. :P

[AstropilotStudios]

Lolrus

[Samwd1]

why would joseph be so happy? I would be damn proud if my son could walk on water.

[FakePriest]

@Samwd1 and doesn't exist? LMAO

[zomgseriosuly]

WTF I just laughed so hard that it sounded like a cow

LMFAO.

[demariojason]

@zomgseriosuly LOL!!!



[yourallbrainwashed]

@zomgseriosuly ME TOO HAHAHAMOOOO

[Romeo11241]

@hordebrotherhood Fuck da fagget eyeeee Lmao I got friends dat kno about dat. I bet u don't kno shit! Oh hail KING Jesus

[crorex1]

SHAME ON ALL CHRISTIANS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO LAUGHS AT THIS! this is wrong

[BlatantlyBritt]

@crorex1 What a bore.

[crorex1]

@BlatantlyBritt what a whore

[BlatantlyBritt]

@crorex1 Oh yes, you definitely sound like a true hypocritical Christian!! Lmao!

[MalificentMagic]

@crorex1 Oh, lighten up ya whiny idiot. This is amazing. Perfect. BETTER THAN THE DEATH STEP.

[jagaboy2]

@crorex1 wrong is your mind

[zomogustar]

@crorex1 Dude get a sense of humor this is funny as hell and you know it. You laughed too didnt you its ok we can keep it a secret we all know you laughed.

[crorex1]

@zomogustar actually you filthy schmuk, i have not laughed one bit

[m0ose0909]

@crorex1 I'm someone else. I laughed my ass off. I feel no shame for it, because it is satire and parody. You have no sense of humor, and you are a tool.

[TheMrtacoma]

This is the single greatest video in the history of everything.

[KrnSilverWolf]

I'm Christian, and this is fucking hilarious.

[xyPERSON]

Mary, you whore!

[tanksmallcape]

Sacrilege has never been funnier

[MrMeineNamen]

this offends me because [insert pussy comment here]

[FoxLady2]

Y'all just mad cuz he stylin' on you.

[Sharkbite77]

Was this from MAD?

[MrBrawl]

Historically inaccurate = not as funny, though I still laughed.

[gunthercem]

fuck all the people who laugh at this shit, it's wack and it's 0,0% respectfull

[aslyter45]

@gunthercem

Then it's good that it's a fictionalized/modernized parody of work of fiction written 2000 years ago! What a relief!

[xXStreetDemonXx]

EPIC FAIL

[guitarsANDcars39]

lol although id love to be the father of Jesus though. Jesus does miracles

[AloversGaming]

Haha I thought this was going to be a real clip of the show when I clicked it xD

[zannyzeeable]

@AloversGaming lolz me too!!

[SCRulerShinoda]

Prove it Shep.

[TheJAWproduction]

@musickk810 Its A Parody Of Maury

[musickk810]

what is the name of this show?

[darthfetus123]

religion is an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principals.

re-read that and look up all the words.

ok good, now let that sink into all of your sad rotten religion infested minds.

ok, good now chew on this:

-if there is a heaven, then god(or whatever) is not going to let you in because you chose the right religion. hate to burst your sad convoluted bubble of mis-information that you have been fed.

down with religion, up with spirituality! :) for every choice, a consequence. the end.

[Shep6531]

That is messed up. You may find yourself roasting in hell dude.

[kafkaesque567]

QQ moar faggot

[SCRulerShinoda]

Uh, dead and the memory of them condemned to the pits of historical disdain. Why does he'll have to exist?

[fraroc]

i'm a non practicing catholic and I find this INCREDIBLY hilarious XD

[RighteousPsycho]

@fraroc Can you explain to me what a 'non practicing' catholic is?

[fraroc]

@RighteousPsycho Im born a catholic but I don't exactly care about relegion.

[alexknaz]

@fraroc Im a bald eagle and I find this offensive

[eltonator]

This is actually what happened. I read it in the Gospel According to Tyrone 3:14

[Chauchat7777]

@eltonator LOLLLLLL

[TAHOEBREAD]

I found it to be hilarious,and I love Jesus. A sense of humor is a good thing.

[francospaghetti]

sooooooo wrong

[Junka0506]

he didn't say we'll be happy to help you find the father of your baby

[McSpaghettiEarBoner]

TAKE THAT JESUS

[madashell1200]

She ran the wrong way.

[DarkSpike816]

best hit yet! XD

[fudgedogbannana]

Sure, she's quiet now but on the way she rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

[NoMidsForMe]

Hell is simply a place where you can drink,gamble, do drugs, and have sex.

[torresnkaka14]

LMAO!!!

[DeLaBryan]

Joseph: God Dammit!