Krackzart - Klazart's Adrenal Glands

[eXtr3Meriz]

lolwat

[rorcon]

Transcribe Audio REALLY fucks up on this video.

[meddlingmage23]

Damn, klazart. Ever think of working at an auction?

[KTFlaSh96]

0:06 Metabolic Boost Upgrade Complete

0:17 Crack Upgrade Complete

[minored360]

00:30 to 00:35

rofl sounds like he is speaking in another language. epic fast talking

[hangshan1]

I've tried my best transcribing the audio:

"Run those vultures through and get the spider mines behind the lines, but Iris does have 3 tanks as well as about six vultures. Iris now coming in with the vulutres, Bisu backing away, he's bringing the probes out to fight as well, he has to be careful not to get his probes caught in the spider mines. Iris managed to sneak up two vultures by planting those spider mines down, and now those vultures are by Bisu's gateways.

[hangshan1]

Meanwhile Bisu has lost a dragoon already -EVOLUTION COMPLETE- and he's not able to manevuer, he doesn't seem to have a observer, he's not able to move those dragoons within range of the seige tanks. Iris bringing the seige tanks in, Bisu countering with the dragoons, Iris still with the vultures in play, bringing more vultures in to reinforce, more spider mines going down,

[hangshan1]

Bisu continuing to counter but Bisu's loosing those dragoons and he doesn't/ unable to produce those dragoons at a fast enough rate, iris seige tanks still arrive, iris with still the two seige tanks, bisu with three dragoons, now only with the two dragoons left, BISU IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE FOLKS, BISU IN MASSIVE TROUBLE."

[hangshan1]

I've tried my best transcribing the audio:

"Run those vultures through and get the spider mines behind the lines, but Iris does have 3 tanks as well as about six vultures. Iris now coming in with the vulutres, Bisu backing away, he's bringing the probes out to fight as well, he has to be careful not to get his probes caught in the spider mines. Iris managed to sneak up two vultures by planting those spider mines down, and now those vultures are by Bisu's gateways.

[MegaPantoffeltier]

i thought i can understand english O.o

[FishyOnStick]

ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[phhatSC]

i thought it was korean...so i turned up my volume and heard some english words

[madeoin]

by god he's irish

[devastator06]

omg wtf. that was some quick talking

[tindanian]

omg. i used to think he was moletrap!

[turbis]

dear lord!

[MrCooltoni]

ppl dont use stim packs

thats what they do to you :D

[Barkilax]

wow wtf!

[TimTehPilot]

holy mouth micro

[poopfartpenis]

bisu waodwapawd bisu wapdlaw bisu ;lwadwpdlawpdpawdwamdwamdp bisu lwladaod, bisuinalottaroubleherefolks

[Necrotau]

Wow, awesome!



[karmakaze11]

That was straight up fucked

[MapleMeadows]

Long live the klaz

[sc2ai]

Wat the fuck.

[absb075]

You should add "evolution" to the tags because iNcontrol made a shoutout for "Klazart evolution"

[Gooseheaded]

@absb075 Thanks for the heads-up!

[klopsasaurus]

it eventually degrades to "BISUBISUBISBUISUBIBISUBISUBIS­U"

[mogna114]

Klazart is a legend... He was one of the first game casters on teamliquid who knew what he was talking about and made the casting enjoyable

LONG LIVE KLAZART

[TehRakblad]

I FINALLY SEE IT

Korean is just regular english spoken REALLY FAST

[BibzBall]

I want to see google transcript on this :D

[234234234werrrrrrr]

i watch this everyday before i start to internet

[stevenray3]

0.0 thats more WPM than most progamers APM. Just... wow

[feitozuki]

omg new favorite commentator

[emoscreamohxc]

i fucking love this, klazart is the man. he's one of the sc2gg guys, those guys grinded it out back in the day, and for nothing in return.

[H34RTL3SSver2]

I want to hear a conversation between him and micromachine man

[arcanejazz]

So... when is someone gonna remix some klazart clips into a hardcore techno song?

[SaiRyo]

This guy SUCKS. Tastosis for teh winz0rs. Hehee Tasteless is teh gay for Artosis while Artosis herds guinea pigs w/ teh SPORKZ0RS!!!! XP

[arcanejazz]

@SaiRyo are you even aware how much you sound like a baby retard?

[SaiRyo]

@arcanejazz are u even aware of how much fail came out of you're mouth? >.>;

[arcanejazz]

@SaiRyo Wow. You are SO clever. You win at internets. Im going to go do something constructive with my life now.

[SaiRyo]

@arcanejazz just admit tastosis is teh win alreadys...

[romanul70]

@SaiRyo csb

[234234234werrrrrrr]

is this sped up or no?

[OrangeKyo]

i love klazart so much



[coreessj3]

i love the evolution complete thing 

[deanimate]

i is cat

[MidnightSun009]

Crazy APM.

[2theAJ]

He has 3 tanks as well as 6 voltures and hESHFAAGHDGJUSWAGUFAJDGYVCGHDV­HFVASHGDFASVGHCDASGH BISU GHASFDVHASVDNASBVDHMASFVDHGASF­VDHGASV TANKS KHASJKGJASDFGVDHASGDVASGHFVDAH­SGVASVJDVS DRAGOONS

[krzyxbne]

quit casting starcraft and cast horse racing

[shadowoc91]

Why is this guy a starcraft 2 caster when he should be a auctioneer?

[pliskin100]

He should cast auctions, not starcraft.

[Jash71234]

So this guys casting gsl Code A? God Help us

[rraaiizz]

@Jash71234 no he isn't casting gsl. moletrap is going to

[mfonti]

ahahahahah

[234234234werrrrrrr]

i roflmcloldizzled

[dragshoter]

Holy fuck! hahahaha amazing!

[Vodd9]

How is this even humanly possible.

[darthpwnerer]

:D :D :D klaz is just too awesome :D

[TheSCII]

i never get old of watching this, klazart you rock!

[gurraglad]

klazart - legend

[daveparkk]

ROFL AHAHHAHAHAHA

[Teczer0]

This video is fucken gold LOL

[jeffreyalanwong]

Holy moly, just how much coffee did he drink to do that? Epic!!!

[Telekenesis123]

Listening to Klazart is like going into warp 10!

[ddstar]

i love klazart.

[Rodriquez124]

This is why i love listeing to Klazart, his enthusiastic speedtalking is always the best xD

[neobowman]

Epic.

[loksea06]

evolution complete !!

[PaperCraftMuseum]

clever!

[RapedByTheLight]

hahaha epic XD

[goten20602]

lmfao this is hilarious

[trooogdooor]

this is so funny

[incaylior]

You guys sure are touchy :P

[Se4ngus]

wow klazart would've easily won the sc2gg speed commentary : D klazart whyd u have to retire?

[incaylior]

In a sense, everything is subjective, so that card is pretty futile.

And yes, I can dislike his commenting. It's also not about volume, it's simply his voice and that's that.

He's talking way too much and way too fast. It's tiring to listen to it, and I really don't like it. That's my experience of his commentating. Some people love him, and that's fine. I don't and it's not exactly like I choose it.

It's my taste and you've got your taste. Tasteless is way better.

[xenero]

Your first comment was your opinion. It was stated as fact and demeaning to those with other opinions. That's why.

[americouk82]

Klazart is a LEGEND!!! He can't retire!

[HuskyStarcraft]

LMFAO

[anmndr]

LOL

[zito22zito22]

HAHAHA! hilarious, but stilll great! :O

[davidr64yt]

lmao!

I love klazart too. This was really funny.

[Khol101]

He's offically my favorite commentator currently.

[Iseenoobpeoples]

He's the best

[connorbfitz]

awesome

[cheeriosNchex]

That was amazing. sc2gg commentators are <3

[lordhenry4000]

This is great.

[KidEclipse12]

great tribute, truly hilarious

[funnybananaman94]

LOL thats incredible

[lolCaff]

Haha thats cute ;)

[ho33es]

wow...i think he can beat the world record holder, which is the micro machine guy from the 80's commercials...