Dylan Moran - Monster CZ [5/9]

[Jirkalojzik]

dylan moran for president

[PieXNinja]

I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE THE JOKES OUT OF CONTEXT AND THEN PUT THEM IN THEIR COMMENTS, AND THEN RUIN IT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HEARD THEM YET.

[Eunbie1016]

i love you dylan moran <3

[evasaram]

lun dylan moran...who watches Black Books? Simply...inspiring XD

[MrAslkdfja]

Thats Mark Heap as the interviewer :D

[superhamzah85]

@KillahBeGranted

You stole my comment! lol I was just about to say the fat boy slim suggestion made me smile.

[adamturns]

Is that one 'dislike' Fatboy Slim?

[Nogli]

6:57 "Hooray!"

Nothing funnier than oral sex it seems!

[tragicturnstomagic]

If I hear correct, it is Alan Stateham from Green Wing/Brian fra Spaced...that's simply awsomeness who interviews Dylan Moran

[tragicturnstomagic]

If I hear correct, it is Alan Stateham from Green Wing/Brian fra Spaced...that's simply awsomeness

[Tracymmo]

Had to look up Ann Widdecombe on video to hear her voice. Good God, he described her voice all too accurately.

[ThatHoboOverThere]

People need to stop ruining the lines in the highest rated comments... >:(

[HamHatter]

@ThatHoboOverThere You read the comments before you watch the video? Wierd.

[ThatHoboOverThere]

@HamHatter I have a 1920x1080p monitor, so they're right there in my face, they show up before the video even starts playing.

[yourdeaths]

@ThatHoboOverThere oooh look at me with my fancy resolution. Irrelevant to size and thus seeing the comments

[ThatHoboOverThere]

@yourdeaths Yes, the only reason I stated it is because it's relevant, the video takes up a lot less of the screen. Think about what you're saying before you say it. Need I make a screenshot?

[yourdeaths]

@ThatHoboOverThere

Yep. Chop Chop, i want it by tuesday.

[ThatHoboOverThere]

@yourdeaths Well, I would, but the file is too big for imageshack and such. So, for now, just learn a little about what the "p" means in a resolution (hint, it's "pixels," specifically the vertical ones). Compare the 360p of this video to the 1080p of the monitor, or about 600p in a given CRT monitor. Figure it out.

[yourdeaths]

@ThatHoboOverThere

Hmm. thought so. LIES AND CORRUPTION to quote dylan moran

[ThatHoboOverThere]

@yourdeaths Are you dense?  Whatever, carry on.

Learn to troll, man. You're too obvious.

[yourdeaths]

@ThatHoboOverThere

Not as obvious as the whole, "my screenshot won't fit on imageshack" image you are painting. It was you that trolled by insulting everyone in the comments to be honest.

[ThatHoboOverThere]

@yourdeaths Do you even know what you're talking about? Try putting a 1920x1080 .bmp on Imageshack without owning an account. It doesn't work. Here, I'll downscale it a shitload so it'll fit, just for you. Notice the toolbar at the top? Yeah, that's the size of the screen. You can't hyperlink in a Youtube comment, so I'll message you the link. See how nice I am? I cut off the very top and bottom of the image to maintain some anonymity. Jesus, man, at least know what you're talking about.

[yourdeaths]

@ThatHoboOverThere

mmm. I've changed a screenshot to be "nice" sure. your screen shows what 99.99% of people experience evrytime they watch a video,AND 99.99% of them don't complain about it just for the satisfaction of telling us how great their monitor is. My comment stands resolution makes no difference to your complaint. .

[ThatHoboOverThere]

@yourdeaths Really? Alright, believe what you want.  My monitor is not that great, it was the cheapest monitor of this size they had. I'm just saying, people commenting the main jokes ruins the fucking punchline. Therefore, my point stands. Go waste your time elsewhere.

[RoyalBlueMersey]

Did any1 else notice the subtitles where he said shrewesbury and the subtitles said salisbury? lol..... sad i know, but it did my head in!

[StanleyChuck]

The interviewing guy is Brian from Spaced, isn't it?

[Zootallure]

"I've been doing this for forty five years what do you think I am, a fuckin turnip?" Brilliant

[leoangelo1234]

04:15

[MistressArte]

I want a Wendy T__T

[Gilad11235]

I wonder who's that one lonely disliker :/ I feel bad for them

[thekrakenism]

@Gilad11235 It's MC Hammer

[boiledelephant]

"Dear Tina: everybody hates you."

[PurPenProd]

Where did the one dislike come from? That is just wrong. It better be an accident; or I will hunt them down.

[WingsOfTitanium]

@PurPenProd Tina.

[rickadlib]

@PurPenProd I'm assuming that's someone who was shaking so hard from laughing that they missed the button.

[systemleech]

@rickadlib that was me... twice. i might have slipped into a coma... i wish i could talk so inanely and stay on topic, whilst remaining funny... its implausible.

[shizumaoo]

the funksoul brother, right about now.

the funk soul brother.. check it out now, the funk soul brother... right about now

[jcgalad]

@shizumaoo in light of what Dylan Moran said about this song it has become for me the funniest in the world =)

[21YEAH21]

I HAVE TO GET UP EEEAAAAARLY IN THE MORNING TO HATE YOU BECAUSE THERE ISNT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY

[tacoshitter]

im more of a "blind moose" man.

[laurieheartsdcx]

"Dear Tina, eeeeverybody hates you."

[DragonSpinner61]

WHERE ARE THE BOMBS? WHERE ARE THEY?

[FreedomValentine]

suicide porn broker boogie.. what the hell is that..

[Fireworkatheart]

The guy interviewing Dylan kind of sounds like the guy who plays Brian in Spaced.

[TheBennettification]

@Fireworkatheart Yeah, I bet you that's him (Mark Heap) they sound exactly alike

[lexxraven]

@Fireworkatheart oh yeah! it does!

[darknshark]

the interviewer is brian from spaced :O:O:O

[OldCombos]

The interviewer sounds a tad like Dean Learner from Garth Marenghi.

[concordantcacophony]

@OldCombos actually it sounds like Mark Heap (who's done loads of stuff...Big Train, Spaced, Green Wing to name a few)

[wickedy081]

08:46 - I like how Shrewsbury translates into Salisbury

[unusuallyunusual4]

I love his "I hate you" rant! ^^

[malgrant]

That's got to be Mark Heap doing the "interview".

[BohemianFish]

it is in fact

[knockoffnigel123]

financial weather lol

[KillahBeGranted]

I love, love love love, how "fat boy slim - funk soul brother" music video appears in the suggested video slideshow when the video ends. feckin fantastic.

[khundar]

Yeah, I wish Dylan could see that xD

[Mattoxicator]

I listened to 'Funk Soul Brother'...Dylan was right.

[Premdus]

Hallo

Have you ever lickt the other side of the ice cube ???

:D:D:D:D

Dylan Rulzzzzzzz

[laurieheartsdcx]

"DON'T LIE TO ME! DON'T LIE TO ME! I've been doing this for 45 years. What do you think I am a fucking TURNIP?"

"WHERE ARE THE BOMBS? WHERE ARE THEY?"

[laurieheartsdcx]

The "interview" is staged for comedic purposes. Dylan's acting. This is one of the best routines I've seen. Thanks for the upload.

[auron1990]

Did you really think 'whats the valency of verilium?' was an actual interviewers question?

[TheAnxiousMan]

You're truly mad.

[Tektribe808]

I forgot what it was about except I found the interview extremely annoying. I guess that's what's funny to you guys. Personally I couldn't find anything exciting about lame questions.

[rob2bankai]

lol siobhan and simon are the names of his kids lol

[MmCc567]

Dear Tina,

Everybody hates you including people you havent meet yet.

lolz

I love Dylan. X

[Simosaur]

almost a year since this have been postedd

[netcyrus]

haha, bbc's the best

[riddickbutcherbay]

isn't the guy asking the questions to Dylan the weirdo painter from the series Spaced, sounds alot like him

[bigstephano]

Yeah, it is.

[HansiauClichy]

brian

[ThatsSpiffing]

long live dylan moran

[Exerzet]

Impossible to figure out how the czech text is pronounced, but the show is still wonderful ^_^

[glebber]

it's actually amazingly close to russian.

i'm sure i wouldn't understand even a bit if i didn't hear the English part first though... but after listening to it... i can read the Czech and understand it... lol! i'm learning a new language!

[numannumanful]

brilliant!!!