the FIRST review of saw IV ever(and is a spoiler)

[RoyalWaste]

lol your funny

[zenomicron]

ummm i thought the fat dude got his limbs torn apart???

[ImSinxD]

And hees like "aah, fuck it hurts" xD omg ur fantastic, thanks mate!

[ghost649]

It's Hurley from Lost, cool.

[dominator299]

at the start it sounded like you said "because australlia is fucking bloody fantastic to eat"haha!!!

[JackknowsU]

You are a disgusting fat pig.

[bigsam7]

thank you :D

[sage513]

thank you I wanted to know the story without getting scared out of my mind

[monkeyscab]

seriously man this one aint scary its not as bad as teh 3rd worse part is the start and even then u'll sit through that

[tamsoncfc1]

Nice Review, you made me laugh.

[HaloPcSimpsonsTV]

A question(without offences) Are u a guy or a girl???

Btw Did u liked the movie?????

[deanobeany]

lol

[yourimaginaryenemy]

Are you the same guy who scanned your ticket and posted it on IMDB because nobody believed you?

[bigsam7]

lol no

im not that fucken retarted

but the season time was 7pm wednesday 24/10/07

at Hoyts Cinemas Penrith, Syndey of N.S.W. Australia and u can look it up but seriously we did

first actual people(excluding the people who write reviews for mags and the people who make the ratings)

[deanobeany]

dude, 24/10, i turned 18 that day, saw the movie like a day or two after, one is still sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better

[bigsam7]

i agree with ya first time i saw it i was omg with the twist fucken brilliant!

[deanobeany]

hey man, what made you do a review, u just tryin to have like 'THE firs review' , then again, that is pretty cool, man, black t-shirt, hair, build, we are waaaaaaaaaay too similar lol

[bigsam7]

nah we saw the movie early and a mate stayed over and i we said wed do it but he had 2 take off and i figured well were kinda first ones 2 see it so were the first to see it well not first and only 2 people understand the cinema was full but we were liek the first session and i was like ha i wanna spoil it

[deanobeany]

lol yeah, i did that to someone with one, he got saw on dvd on was gonna watch it with his gf, i just leant in and said 'it was the guy on the floor' i got a text at like 9:30 tellin me to go f*ck myself, ah man, i can do it to other ppl, but i hate when its done to me

[bigsam7]

lo yer same

[deanobeany]

lol i checked out some of ur other vids, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU AND SPARKLER BOMBS!!! lol

[bigsam7]

its all we have here in australia that and blowing up kangaroos

[deanobeany]

rofl, yeah, dont wanna, embrace a sterotyoe or anything lol, well, in the uk, we got like, pigeons, animal wise, oh thats and sea gulls near the coast, and for some reason, the rare emo-kid has started to bread, and spread in numbers

[bigsam7]

lol go emo hunting thats mad fun!

[deanobeany]

yeah, me and my friends do it in packs, i gotta lil tracker named scott, good ears, he's like 'my chemical fagmance, that-a way'

[pimpgangsta13]

u got man boobs

[skillz3333]

y r u so friggin ugly?

[bigsam7]

ur mum thinks different

[yofoo616]

prbly find it on metacafe lol

[yofoo616]

so they like actually showed the skull nd shit or like the skin falls of her face or wat

[bigsam7]

nah the basic thing bout that

is wen the skin rips on her head blood just squrits out, and after shes out u see loose skin on her head

its not that bad but i thought it was sick how they did it looked so real! not that i know wat a scalping looks like hahaha

[yofoo616]

yea taht is true but every1s saying there was this sick seen that makes u wanna vomit lol

[bigsam7]

arh i read in a magazine(zoo weekly) that the first 20 mins makes u vomit its the autopsy scene and u see the first trap which is the tug-o-war one(the first preview we seen of saw 4) and that wasnt bad its much clearer but not that bad the movie was very mild worse part is the scalpin chair which was amazingly well done!

[yofoo616]

isnt there a scene that made people get up and leave??

[bigsam7]

i dont think the night i went no one left it cos it was an advance screening at 3 cinemas alone all the people there were die hard saw fans u know

[yofoo616]

i would love to see their faces

[philster08]

regardless of the decay?

[yofoo616]

that fucking sucks lol but loved ur review

[bigsam7]

thank u but still i think its funny weneva they say it i laugh my arse off

[yofoo616]

i thought u were a girl at first

[bigsam7]

i get that its worse wen i work at target "theres a lady we'll ask her"

[VixxenEyez]

tobin bell's my hero

[GuyGuy92]

you sir, are a fucking champion.

oh man that was a a good review

[bigsam7]

thank u a apreciate that :D

[ambermcdonald]

nice

[thejellygod]

i honestly think they waited a while to get jigsaws body out, because it looked pretty decrepit like it had been sitting for a few days and or weekds they probably waited until straham or whatever died and then called everything in and got it out.

[natalilly]

Wow, really inaccurate review :)

[nyro81]

u guys are sick, these movies should be banned.

[VixxenEyez]

then why the fuck are you commenting on a SAW 4 REVIEW?!!! dumbass go save some whales

[bigsam7]

u like penis

[VixxenEyez]

lol i love it but i was talking to some idiot on here that was saying that saw 4 was sick or something...

[bigsam7]

i agree the rd one was much worse than this one

[waterhot80]

haha, that was the worst review ever. The story isn't remotely accurate hahaha. no offence tho. that was rly funny when u said cecil goes "ah fuck it hurts" hahahaha

[Row671]

i love it when people laugh at us(americans), its so funny i dont take offense to it...saw IV rules

[TailsFan92]

I went to go see it with my best friend on October 27, 2007 (American movie theatre). Counting me and my friend there were only seven people in the entire theatre! SEVEN! Not only that, my friend saw it the day it came out. (In America! With me, this was his 2nd time seeing the movie!) When he saw it the first time, there were only six people in that viewing! SIX! That kind of concerns me on if this movie will be a success or a flop!

[Sayuri50]

I saw the movie today too but there were a lot of people in the theater when I was there.

[soxfan4lyfe]

dude i dont know if u fuckin live in Oregon or something, but the movie theaters were PACKED, both times i went... By the way, nice Video to Big Sam

[bigsam7]

yer same but this was an advance screening announced 2days before they had it on it wasnt a well known thing that it was on

[asha452]

I've not seen any other saw than the first and I could've told you that the freaken tape was in relation to saw v. It's never going to end. Which is unfortunate because it's taken the creativity out of a great concept.

[KimSOnni]

haaha, yeah man, Almost everyone I've talked to did NOT understand the 4th one. I'm actually about to post a blog today of myself explaining the whole thing, so check back.

[6glargento]

actually, when the "what the hell is on the tape" trailer was released alot of people predicted that the autopsy scene might occur at the end of the movie. However, when the autopsy scene was shown at the beginning of the movie i don't think anyone expected it to really take place last in chronological order.

[mrkrazy88]

i messed up that last comment..... See, thats where i got confused, the whole time this is going on, the whole thing with Jeff and his wife and jigsaw is going on too ? ??...... dude i gotta see it again !

[mrkrazy88]

See, thats where i got confused, the whole time this is going on, the whole thing with Jeff and his wife and jigsaw ??...... dude i gotta see it again !

[wickedfunnerer]

you forgot the trap with the principle and his batterd wife lol. but good review

[bigsam7]

yer i know i remembered after it was uploaded on youtube and i was like fuck it good enough

[safawafa89]

awesome thing about saw is the more spoliers u hear the more u wanna c it

[VixxenEyez]

GO WATCH IT! IT'S AWESOME LOL

[KimSOnni]

This movie was great and it tied everything together perfectly.I just hope it does well at the box office and that not everyone walks away confused and ranting how Saw 4 sucked : (

[philster08]

see...im confused.on the pedophile one.I dont know if its different in the US or not but, during the pedophile one in the US, the straps are around his arms and legs acctual quarter him. rips his arms and legs off after he gouges out one eye.

[bigsam7]

yer it did that in ours but crushed his head to

[philster08]

see i dont remember it crushing his head in the US...i was like :( BUT IT WILL BE ON THE UNRATED DVD!

[VixxenEyez]

really? it played in the theaters over here...thats odd

[VixxenEyez]

OH WAIT NO IT DIDNT (i thought u were talking about eric matthews lol) after the fat dude dies the detectives go in the room and he's not even on the bed anymore he's sitting up at the end of the bed with his limbs off...they show his head and it isnt crushed

[bigsam7]

lol now i am confussed

sorry man i saw the dude head was in something and the scene is really fast pacied and i got confussed

[bigsam7]

u saw 2 blocks of ice hit his head i just asummesd it would be crushed i mean if that didnt do it GOOD GOD!

[zenomicron]

great job dude this is great

[freddiefrezza]

WOW that was spoilery!

[bigsam7]

y thank u XD

[bigsam7]

lol thanks seriously it is good the traps are mind blowin and i also 4got 2 mention 2 other traps

so yer still see it

[KimSOnni]

The story was brilliant and I loved it, but in the theatre, there was ALOT of people who were confused.One of the things he also mentioned was that in the beginning, it shows jigsaw's body. So it makes you wonder how they got jigsaw's body out of that room if that guy was already in there with him. So then we assumed that Saw 5 is going to show HOW they got jigsaw's body out.I think it was awesome after my friend explained, I worry about the others who assume the movie was a w/o thinking twice.

[lilIverson09]

damnnnnnnn i spoiled it for myself =/ but good one dude thanks im goin to see it tommorow im hyped

cheers

[spiiiderman]

grrrr!! complain complain! complain complain complain!!! you said the F word!!!

lol just fooling around, dude thanks for spoiling the movie for me (no seriously thanks), cause honestly I don't know if I'm going to have the time to see it. I think i'll move to Australia to just to see movies in advance!