Superpowers For Girls

[ummwhat244]

i feel like this survey was made up specifically to make women seem stupid there is no way id ask for any of these powers with this reasoning ever

[thepiemanator]

Dawdler dissapation= FUS RO DAH!

[skittles1773]

Omfg when you said about lucozade, I laughed so much, tears streaming down my face and woke up my 3 year old brother upstairs :L When your voice went really high at the end of the word diarrhoea, lol. Just lol.

[FearKissers]

"Well that's irresponsible, those are people!"

...I was thinking,"Finally, the one useful power!"

[alexo725]

Dan is really hot

[IAmShoshanna]

Most women-magazines I know are incredibly undermining to women in general x_x like it's written by uninspired women who love being nothing more than a wife and mother

[Ringo95Starr]

I understood what Danny was saying perfectly fine...?

[RebecaDolLoverRubin]

I shop on eBay! It's amazing.And yeah,money would be a better super power

[TheBMTHfreak]

I love it when Alex laughs, his body throws his head back, jaw wide and laughs. Fucking genius

[peachypie53]

I love the way Alex laughs when he says what.

[IndianaTheSolo]

Could anybody else understand Danny perfectly well?

[queenofeveryone]

Sorry Danny but I hardly understood what you were saying. It was funny though.

[Sparkcandyisawesome]

Danny, i dont understand you.... do you have a really bad lisp or something?

[Lushification1]

*there* lol

[Lushification1]

I understood everything danny was saying perfectly fine.is their something wrong with my ears?

[Fervid20]

"Make your husband forget that abortion you had." That's a bit fucking sinister Alex!

[BloodySweetJbalz]

Audio Captions

The best shit ever.

[bleerrgghhhh]

why do i find it so funny when he says anus XD

[CraziAzi]

Reading the comments, I'm starting to feel odd seeing as I understood everything Danny was saying....

[ojskiipojski]

What I love most about Alex Day is his genuine spontaneous and contagious laugh! I do love everything else about him too...

[TheDemonOzzy]

People who are saying they can't undestand Danny- yes, he does have an accent, but you probably have too. Stop moaning and enjoy the video!

[goddog47]

Man, your head is MASSIVE, do you have elephant man disease?

[wtyazzie2000]

Who had to rewatch some parts just to figure out what Danny was saying?

[wtyazzie2000]

@00Purpledurple00 I obviously understand other accents because I can understand Alex

[MsUpyours14]

"If a pint of..poo was to come out of my anus.."

Omg, I died.

[alloftheabovebuzz]

Hahaha I love how diarrhea is in the tags

[bandbdofj]

@nerimon where did you get your jeans from? I love em ;) -3

[bandbdofj]

@nerimon where did tou

[teamstarkiduk1]

Those super powers are so incredibly lame :p

[TheBigRebound]

Defiantly to turn back time

[TheBananasinyourpant]

now your husband forgets the abortion you had!

[LadyAtomical]

The ability to Stay In The Kitchen!

[emilyl2009]

1. stop time bernartds watch style

2. teleporting

[ScrapperTBP]

@emilyl2009 OMG Bernards watch would be epic! Glad someone knows :DDD Wanted that thing for ages

[flozzylozzyjolly]

i read that on lucozade and had a laughing fit too :') no one else found it funny though :'D

[youngtasteless]

Great tumbnail for this video.

[Sanddressa]

I could not understand a single word that the chap on the left said during this entire video.

[AnyaBlood1632]

3:20 ...they go to the corn fields Alex...

[IrishmonkeyONM]

Well I guess Danny is a wrestling fan. Learn something new everyday

[chibineji7]

"Niche" is a very good word to describe ALL of these superpowers. Wow.

[elizendravaz]

I seriously couldn't understand almost everything that black-haired guy was saying. >:O 

[ElizabethLCRandom]

"make your husband forget that abortion you had" lmao

[danielleOlavario]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ponyrider95]

My mum gave me lucozade when I was ill, my friends were like... SayWhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!

[macroverbumsciolist]

Lucozade was originally a medical drink, like Coca-Cola was.

[123turb]

HAHAHAHA the captions...

[PhantomXAngel33]

i like your pants.

[Daaisyisme]

Subtle product placement... :)

[ApplesAndDaisies]

I completely forgot I opened this tab, so when you said 'huzzah!' I jumped out of my skin.

[ghoff29]

im digging the pants alex

[VoodooRock01]

That magazine article is hilarious! Not only does it undermine women, rather ironic from what is (I'm assuming) supposed to be empowering literature, but it entirely negates the concept of aspiration - "I can see in the dark...no longer will I fall over my coffee table when I come in drunk from a night out and if I cut my finger when my husband asks me to make him a sandwich at night - it's fine, I'll heal at an unspecified rate faster than the average person."

[katiebrownkatie]

alex day and... seamus finnigan?

[LadyLorena7]

Just burn that bad boy open!!!

[mazzied5]

Why is Captain America in the tags...

[TheAwsomeguy9000]

the first nermion vid i watched was the one about tumblr writings

[Olivelover]

If anyone is lost in this video... just look at Alex's shirt. hehe

[RoRyAlLeN97]

5:27



[lotusflower281]

The woman or women who came up with these superpowers have probably never read a comic book or watched a superhero movie...LOL

[juliabeazley]

Whenever my Grandma's ill, she believes that Lucozade helps. I'm not even joking, when she's ill she has about 3 litres of lucozade....

[InfiniteBox]

@juliabeazley You probably already know this, but that's likely because when Lucozade was first produced it was marketed as a medicine.

[CaptainFicus]

nice cm punk shirt :)

[JessStarkidWalker]

Alex, you're waaaaaaaaaaaaay too descriptive sometimes.... 4:10- 4:21

[JessStarkidWalker]

I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your jeans, Alex.

[MEEFERONI]

Alex, you dress like a proper gay!

[TheRocketman9]

Feminists can't take a joke.

[TheSamee]

CM Punk shirt! I now like whoever is sitting next to Alex.

[Mattaismo13]

blackcurrant lucozade

[KaidaRichter]

@ShinodaLPDavidson and Michael Aranda ;)

[SurekaNRajendran]

Alex :)

[ShinodaLPDavidson]

Wow! Alex has a male friend apart from Charlie!

[smoothie789aha]

@ShinodaLPDavidson it's his cousin.

[seiberta]

@ShinodaLPDavidson & Jimmy!! =P

[IWANTY0UBLEEDERS]

bullshit.

[missashleyluv]

whoever made this list of super powers has no life...

[PhilErskine1]

As soon as Alex said about reading from the bottle, I knew that was coming xD

[The64v]

I like your pants, Alex.

[mykalel]

So Adric survived after all & is living with Alex & Charlie!

[monbonmarks]

Lol magnetic fingertips, wut??

[youngdoctor2009]

I could hardly understand their dialect. That's okay. British accents are sexy.

[hezziattubeyou]

Doing RMPS ruined stupid girly magazines for me. now i cant read them without loosing faith in my fellow females.

[quothDescartes]

Congratulations on the excellent cookware, guys. Loved the video too, but the JacobJacob utensils made it for me!

[Grainbow95]

3:18 "Where do they go?" He sounds genuinely concerned :P

[LaDiDa591]

I'm a girl... and I laughed at these harder than you guys...

[alsetiX]

Liking the CM Punk tee on Dan :)

[ojiverdeconfleco]

Can I find my way back on your shirt, Alex?

[shaaekli]

Danny's accent just confounds me. I'm rewatching it over and over so I can get the joke

[corpbrotherhood]

Do you own a different set of clothing or are those just your video making clothes? Just out of curiosity.

[pandachan71]

best ending to a video EVER.

[stompingonspiders]

alex, you have the best clothes.

[XpixiesticksX]

What idiots wrote that sexist crap? It's like an article from the 50s! "Summon fire from your fingertips! - So you can have dinner ready in a flash when hubby gets home from a hard day at the office!"

[rvnclw13]

ugh did anyone else notice that sudtle product placement urrr

[GingyVlogs]

Majorly distracted by the WWE tee...

[monroe8598]

''Where do they go?:( That's irresponsible, they're people!''

[tilywinn]

Nevermind the magazine superpowers, how did you get my name on the visitor pass?

[9LoL1]

Versace for H&M

[whitebellieddorks]

I now have an even lower standard for girls.. And I am one..

[TessaDen]

Every single girl or woman watching this, thinks these are absolute bullshit. Geez, NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD LIKE THESE POWERS CAUSE OF THESE REASONS.

[AudreyAudrina]

IS THAT A CM PUNK SHIRT?

[thrynclair]

If there's anyone who knows about personality type, would you say that alex is an ENTJ? ENTP? I dunno.. ENFP? I can't figure it out

[XpixiesticksX]

@thrynclair He's definitely a J. I'd say ENTJ if I had to guess.

[thrynclair]

@XpixiesticksX yea I bet that's right. He's feistier than an entp

[gummybeareater47]

i like your wi-fi pillow

[WhisperingMagician]

this is genius

[123longlive]

Huzzah. It's a secret thing. Thanks, Alex.

[Katiedora122]

What happened to just wanting the power to teleport?

[MsKush077]

alex's sense of style is so weird and out of this world

[julie10121]

LOL

[ShaneSpasmodic]

i have no idea what went on in this video

[glanfordsuk]

CM PUNK shirt :D !

[thefrizzter]

I love how Alex says 'Where do they go?'

[gfrica]

so obnoxious pants

[maricimo]

I can't stop laughing x_x deeeeeeeer lord.

[VeryCupboardy]

My school timetable is very specific. Morning admin starts at 8:51 AM :P

[likedudeftw]

I can't understand a word but I'm in love nevertheless

[Legacyjackass]

Lucozade started its life as a drink used in hospitals to get the patient some sugar, so if they had a runny arsehole, theyd be given a lucozade, in recent times its been proven that it doesnt actually help as much as they thought...and that is why thats on the bottle

[MischiefManaged01]

those pants are SO obnoxious. its lovely

[dezzlove]

@MischiefManaged01 I read your comment and my mind automatically flew to the english version of pants.... you know, underwear... I was so confused.

[MGGfanatic]

hzaa! = house lol

How does that make any sense? Silly audio transcribe!

[divinemissm15]

I've gotten so used to Alex's clothes I was more freaked out about how normal the other guy looked.

[ShardsOfAutumn]

It's probably saying something that I didn't even notice the uniqueness of Alex's clothes this time. Until I read the comments.

[Nymphadora1028]

I cant get over your pants. Im kinda in love with them

[BrightEyedAthena]

....those pants...



[HostilePottery]

ah fuckin hell Alex, what are you doing?!

[Clo4Choccy]

Seriously, that bottle is nothing compared to what my friend had on a drink she bought. 'Apply orally and swallow'....

[PhoebeLee24]

lmfao this is awful.

[YoureMockingMe]

CM Punk T-shirt. How has no one noticed that?!

[ThePoisonLies]

Awww, Alex you're so cute! :D xx

[JewishChickenburger]

product placement

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

all screams are sonic because they involve sound!

[23252933]

Alex's hair is awesome!! and so is his pants!! :L

[thegirlwhoeatsfeet]

I honestly don't understand your fashion sense any more. I think you're doing it to spite us because we keep mentioning it and then when not on the radio or making a video et cetera you wear normal clothes.

[jakeequalsawsomeness]

pretty sure those trousers are versace x h&m but you'd be fucking hard pressed to find them now

[BowtiesandHappiness]

Is it a bad sign that I'm beginning to know everything in Alex Days wardrobe :S

[dacat]

All screams are sonic. A sonic headbut now that would be cool,

[MayLaura900]

I just spat out my tea laughing so much hahaha!

[jacobhalo]

my doctor still perscribes lucozade for sickness and "the shits"

[clumsyone92]

Didn't you once say you didn't want this to be the channel where Alex reads things? lol Jk. you're my favorite.

[BeeAre]

hey. you watched my little pony. watch the powerpuff girls. newb.

[Dragonaair]

Give me your fucking pants. GIVE THEM TO ME RIGHT NOW!

[MzPhinny]

I wish your kitchen wasn't so echo-y - it can be kind of hard to understand you guys at times. Great vid though!

[TheEverEssence]

I can't understand Danny half the time! LOL!

[tweetEBird]

Those are possibly the worst uses of those powers ever invented. That's like saying, "I wish I could fly so I would't have to catch a ride to the airport!"

[deathkinggodfather1]

@tweetEBird lol

[Mrpapayaheadrulesall]

Can I just say, as a female, most of those superpowers are preety cool, but if I had them, I would use them for much less studip things. Women magazines suck.

[JUMPER1818k]

Your friend has a mumbling problem. >_<

[jimjamjames82]

@JUMPER1818k your making it a problem.

[JUMPER1818k]

@jimjamjames82

My making it a problem what?

You couldn't tell me with a straight face that you understood what he said about a "mini-me" right before Alex said: "Okay."

[aylasdfghjkl]

@JUMPER1818k He said "Need to be in two places at once? Your mini-me has it covered." Not that hard to understand. Just saying.

[JUMPER1818k]

@aylasdfghjkl That's nice.

[wert2339]

BALROG always say Huzzah haha hahah

[GildedWildebeest]

My mum used to give me lucozade when I was ill so it's not that silly. I've heard GlaxoSmithKline (medical company, owners of the lucozade brand) originally released it as a liquid-replinisher for diarrhoea.

[RotfangConspirator]

I actually quite like your trousers. I like expressive bottoms.

[MrIDoWhatever]

T'is because it would make the concentration gradient in the lumen of your intestine more steep so the lucazade would cause more water and electrolytes to leave the epithelial cells lining your intestines! Basically...

[youtubrgirl12345]

Haha, I recognize the bottom floor from Charlie's video of the crib ;D

[thedumbledorkable]

Wouldn't the magnetic fingertips wipe a credit card or debit card clean? :o

[TheKOLfan]

Lol, I read that on my mates lucozade bottle a while ago, it's brilliant! ;)

[hazelnut4991]

HAHAHAHAHA THE ENDDDDDDDD

[neverlasting49]

"now your husband forgets that abortion you had!"

[jodehbaker]

Poo and abortions. Oh Alex ....

[xXSabzyKababzyXx]

Please sort the audio

[LoverElephant97]

Alex, wh- why ju- would.. why would you wh-why just WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THOSE JEANS WITH THAT TOP??!!?!

[theglitteryway]

i am perfectly okay with you wearing pants with a crazy pattern, or a shirt with a crazy pattern, but when you wear pattern on pattern, we have a problem. ......but i still want to have your children so we're good.

[IchmGaming]

lukazade add xD

[Darthmaud88]

Women's magazines heavily undermine women. You are exactly right there.

[laboratoriemus]

hmm... looks a little bit like you have a boner there, alex...

[KageAlehs]

And I'd much rather the ability to create things out of nothing, control the fabric of reality, or just telekinesis.

[KageAlehs]

I'm definitely going to do a superhero comic whose protagonist has all those powers.

[xSarinaxTurbox]

To be far only some girls are retarded and want super powers like that. Most girls want normal super powers. I for one want to be able to fly, have things materialize just by thinking them, have super speed, and the ability to time travel.