Jefferson's Bible is the kind of "religious tract" I can dig! Treat each other well, help the poor, sadly some of these idiots forget that Jesus helped and loved the poor...
I'm so glad I'm an Atheist! I gave up on fairytales when I was 10 years old. Funny to watch and listen to these lobotomised Christians. And look over yander... here comes Rick Santorum, spreading the gospel of hate and control!!! XD
Senator: "If you look at the teachings of Jesus, he is very forgiving."
Bill: "He also said, 'If a man who doesn't abide in me, he is cast forth as a branch and withers, and the branches are gathered, thrown into the fire, and burned.'"
@freedom71000 LOL It's just discouraging to see that "Bushisms" are contagious in Washington. It wasn't a diss against you at all. ;) He was trying to use some tense of "literal" and used the word "literacy." :) This is my favorite section of the whole film.
Kirk Cameron's philosophy. "if they have reason or something that could prove a christian wrong....LA LA LA LA LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING YOUR WRONG IM RIGHT LALALALALALALALALA!
Is there a reason why Jews get the special title of 'long-nosed' (denoting them as a race, rather than religion) while Christians and Muslims get to just stand alone? I find it sort of hilarious and very sad that you are posting an enlightening video while subtly spewing bigotry and ignorance.
I'm educated and in college as well. Bill mentioned that more war and murder has resulted from religion then any other reason. This is true. You don't need God to keep from doing immoral things. You just need a little common sense and some ethical foundation. I do believe in something, however, the Bible was written for the time in which it was written.
im in college, im educated, and i've thought about all the things maher has said even before i watched this. but im not ashamed to say i have faith. call me stupid...but...i can't answer any of maher's questions and i still love the Lord. I mean hey, and why bash me for believing? i dont bash atheists for not having faith in whats not seen.
People need to understand that this is NOTHING but BRAINWASHING. As a believer in God, doesn't matter what religion you are you should be INSULTED, AND EXTREMELY OFFENDED BY THIS. Christians, Jews, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhist's we should NEVER allow a ZIONIST make fun of your beliefs and our God. By eliminating religion out of the picture, you are eliminating God, by eliminating God.. you are welcoming EVIL.
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY MOST RATIONAL PEOPLE DESPISE RACISM YET EMBRACE RELIGION WHEN IN FACT ASIDE FROM THE MONEY GRUBBING ITS THE SAME BEHAVIOR...."WE BELIEVE WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE WE ARE DIFFERENT AND LIVE DIFFERENTLY AND THEREFORE YOU MUST BE PERSECUTED EITHER LITERALLY BY VIOLENCE(CRUSDADES,HOLY WARS,SUICIDE BOMBINGS,WACO ETC) OR PSYCHOLOGICALLY BY TELLING PEOPLE THEY WILL GO TO PLACES OF ETERNAL DAMNATION AND SUFFERING JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE DIFFERENT OR LIVE DIFFERENT? CMON LOL!
"You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though..,huh ha" Classic. But I can't wait until the part where Bill sits down and talks with someone who traveled the world and dedicated there life to studying and teaching one of the religions he touches on in this video. You know someone who maybe graduated from a school that taught every aspect of the religion rather than ppl who only know what they learned in Sunday school.
Bill threw the senator softballs and he still blew it. 'Don't rape' was a law they clearly needed (Lot with angels at Sodom & Gomorrah). Yep, society is still pretty much the same.
Not only do I get great laughs out of this from beginning to end, but when it's done all I have to do is scroll down & look at all the @soandso's & @soandso's & I get to laugh again at all the comments. "Solitude is strength; to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines." Paul Brunton (1898-1981) "FUCK IT, IT'S JUST A RIDE." BILL HICKS
I think the Bible is a good book, and Jesus is one of the biggest philosophers,as a characters.. of course modern life is different than those histories now days, by applying some aspects of the bible we can achieve good things, it is a book for me not like i have to follow everything in order to be happy. Bible can give you some advices too like any good book or friend
@magotalica yes, i agree! very intelligent. just like buddhist teachings or whatever, the bible has great insight to life. but the idea of blind faith for its god is just ridiculous
NOw I know why nobody paid to see the movie and why nobody's buying the DVD...it's only chance to be seen is to be in you tube for free...and i san't stand the negativism and the smirk and condescending laughter which suggests superiority: "I'm smart , you're all dumb asses." I'm closing this down.
I think its funny that he brought up the ten comandments because there is acctually somwhere around 200 comandments and the things like rape and tourture are all in there
@woodleyboyz Yeah but the "10 Commandments" are the ones that God supposedly felt were so important that he needed to write them down himself. Don't be obtuse.
If we one day finally discovered the truth and proved that there is no "God", I would probably guarantee there would be mass suicides, panic amd chaos worldwide! Well, to that I say survival of the fittest. Religion is a tool of the weak-minded, and only the strong survive!
He really can't believe that the Jesus in the bible would stand for nationalism? Look up Matthew 15:24, Jesus says "I was sent here only for the people of Israel, anything else would be like taking the food from the children and giving it to the dogs" :P
Woo, I made it this far. Oh Bill, I feel so sorry for you. I'll pray for you brother. I found out I had cancer at 32. I "scientifically" flatlined and died twice. After what I saw I can tell you without a doubt there is a "God" and for that there is a devil as well.
At no point did you die. I don't know your situation, but I believe you are referring to that your heart stopped twice... and then it started beating again. What did you see, by the way?
We had an opinion exersize, the christians (everyone but me) said abortion was wrong because life is sacred. Later on there was a question about capital punishment and they all were for killing people that broke the law. If I didn't already know that christians don't think straight I would have been shocked...
Americans supporting the war is supporting killing. So by if the majority are christian then the christians support what is directly said to be wrong.
Some of the movie is missing. The jew for jesus says he witnessed a miracle. He stuck his had out and asked for rain and it started raining. Bill makes fun of him and says that his bar on miracles is low and that rain isn't a miracle.
Ken Ham has a degree in applied science, emphasis on biology. He had no idea that they were going to cut and edit what he said to fit their film so people could laugh. That is one of the things that bothers me about this you have know idea what happened at other parts that were edited out.
"Faith has a way of softening people". You mean like all those people that blow themselves up in marketplaces killing hundreds at a time, or the 19 faithful people who slammed planes into the Twin Towers, or the Jewish man who went into a mosque and killed 23 muslims with an automatic weapon, or the muslims who slaughtered other muslims the first chance they got when Saddam was overthrown, or the nuts of "Westboro church" protesting military funerals, or, or, or.........
I had a high regard for the USA. "Wow USA the best country ever" but I've thought that I do not wanna live in a christian empire. YUK! Europe is the best.
That is why God was so smart to say that we must follow the laws of our day. In order to govern all the acts of unrighteousness that would come about. We were meant to govern our people in accordance with the bible and then with future present times. Things change, people change and so the laws of the government must.
If it was just Adam and eve then don't you think that, since the gene pool is so small, we would all be retarded or have six fingers or one eye? You would have to start out with at least 3 couples to have a normal gene pool.
ARE YOU Fing KIDDING ME?! they are actually saying humans and dinosaurs lived together....I..I....this country is so fucked if this type of idea spreads....
If it was just Adam and eve, wouldn't that gene pool, that incrediblly small gene pool, be hard to breed children in? I mean, fuck your cousin, the child is retarded, fuck your offspring, who knows what would happen.
@RedHazelRose either that or they would have to have genetic perfection, and in that case whence comes the genetic imperfection now, and the verigation between the human subspecies (races)
Oh look honey, a Velociraptor...he's so cute. "Hey little guy...look at you...you're so ARRGHGRHGRGRHHHH!!!! HE'S RIPPING INTO MY FLESH. WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?"
the government and most people do use religion as an excuse to impose bogus rules to the masses as to what they perceive is right and good for us. but it's not and that's what pisses me off.
wow the idiot from Growing Pains said to go around someones intellect, like to not use it lol. Which is what he was showing you how to not use intellect by saying that comment
Judaism is supremicist: it enslaves Gentiles through usury. Christianity is founded by a paranoid-schizophrenic who is so presumptuous as to forgive the sins which were done to others. Islam is worse than Mussolini's fascism claiming kaffir are lower status humans who need to pay higher taxes, women are objects of rape, child molestation is ok, and if you disagree you must be killed.
These 'Abrahamic' religions offer no teachings about cultivating the spirit. The world would be better without.
lol if there wasn't religion, most of the people would understand that killing is bad and then some people would be killed by thous who don't, JUST AS IT IS TODAY........
HOW CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKING TALKING SNAKE???? YET DO NOT BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION THAT IS A PROVEN FACT?? WHY ARE WE SO STUPID??? Hopefully one day, I'll probably be long gone, everyone will be an atheist and all will have equal rights and get along...for the most part :)
@MetalSiicken Err..coincidence. Like he said. I mean, I'm an atheist, but saying this is a sign God doesn't exist, is like saying 'I told my cat to meow if there's a God...she MEOWED" is a sign that he does. There's nothing to prove there is no God, but there is nothing to suggest there is either - hence, I'm an atheist. It frightens me that billions of people live their lives based on the Bible...
Jefferson's Bible is the kind of "religious tract" I can dig! Treat each other well, help the poor, sadly some of these idiots forget that Jesus helped and loved the poor...
unenlightenedshadows 23 hours ago
I'm so glad I'm an Atheist! I gave up on fairytales when I was 10 years old. Funny to watch and listen to these lobotomised Christians. And look over yander... here comes Rick Santorum, spreading the gospel of hate and control!!! XD
mrselfdestruct23 1 day ago
Just bought Jefferson's book on Amazon. 14 bucks well spent, goddammit.
tstruss912 2 days ago
Senator: "If you look at the teachings of Jesus, he is very forgiving."
Bill: "He also said, 'If a man who doesn't abide in me, he is cast forth as a branch and withers, and the branches are gathered, thrown into the fire, and burned.'"
(chirp, chirp, chirp)
Senator: ...right...
ThePhantom135 2 days ago
@ThePhantom135 ahhahahaha...ya, we're in good hands with nutjobs like that running the country.
tstruss912 2 days ago
Lmao@ awkward silence....*chirp chirp chirp*
HPGWellscraft 2 days ago
Immediately see dinosaurs and people together and hey, it musta happened that way, WOW!
8584zender 6 days ago
Hey Maher, put on the seat belt!!!! (Just kidding)
8584zender 6 days ago
"indigiously" ........ *facepalm
freedom71000 1 week ago
@freedom71000 "literacy"........ *deep sigh, hanging head, and shot of Jack....
acote4847 1 week ago
@acote4847 k :/
freedom71000 1 week ago
@freedom71000 LOL It's just discouraging to see that "Bushisms" are contagious in Washington. It wasn't a diss against you at all. ;) He was trying to use some tense of "literal" and used the word "literacy." :) This is my favorite section of the whole film.
acote4847 1 week ago
what is the song at 1:26
pampos123 1 week ago
Given the state of the American government nowadays, I'd say you'd have to FAIL an IQ test to be a Senator.
EEEL123 1 week ago
7:39 Bill "people are running my country, who think, who believe in a talkin snake."
Senator "you don't have to pass an IQ test to be a senator."
Bill :-(
Senator :-D
:-)
:-|
:-(
Hilarious!!! XD
TheShrink1911 2 weeks ago
@TheShrink1911 I think he slowly realized he insulted himself. :D
Velox415 1 week ago in playlist Religulous
Kirk Cameron's philosophy. "if they have reason or something that could prove a christian wrong....LA LA LA LA LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING YOUR WRONG IM RIGHT LALALALALALALALALA!
Elecktricd00m 2 weeks ago
7:44 & 7:48 "Oh shit"
ThePhotory 2 weeks ago
Did that senator mostly just call himself stupid and say any idiot can be a senator? Fuck sake...
TheAtheistProphet1 2 weeks ago
Wow, the iq test part was funny and scary.
coy3740 3 weeks ago
8:28 I dunno if they added the sound but im still laughing!
ModestConfidence 3 weeks ago
kirk cameron is a fuckwad
jessebohler 3 weeks ago 2
Love how that idiot senators expression changed when he realized what he just said. ^^
Solidus1086 3 weeks ago
Is there a reason why Jews get the special title of 'long-nosed' (denoting them as a race, rather than religion) while Christians and Muslims get to just stand alone? I find it sort of hilarious and very sad that you are posting an enlightening video while subtly spewing bigotry and ignorance.
nsr227 4 weeks ago
"You dont need to pass an iq test to be in the senate..." AMEN.
daspense 1 month ago
I'm Watching this doco with a mirror on hand
mitchcapone 1 month ago
I'm educated and in college as well. Bill mentioned that more war and murder has resulted from religion then any other reason. This is true. You don't need God to keep from doing immoral things. You just need a little common sense and some ethical foundation. I do believe in something, however, the Bible was written for the time in which it was written.
berg12508 1 month ago
im in college, im educated, and i've thought about all the things maher has said even before i watched this. but im not ashamed to say i have faith. call me stupid...but...i can't answer any of maher's questions and i still love the Lord. I mean hey, and why bash me for believing? i dont bash atheists for not having faith in whats not seen.
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People need to understand that this is NOTHING but BRAINWASHING. As a believer in God, doesn't matter what religion you are you should be INSULTED, AND EXTREMELY OFFENDED BY THIS. Christians, Jews, Muslims, Mormons, Buddhist's we should NEVER allow a ZIONIST make fun of your beliefs and our God. By eliminating religion out of the picture, you are eliminating God, by eliminating God.. you are welcoming EVIL.
ericnkenny 1 month ago
5:54 MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
CaptainHurpDurp 1 month ago
I don't think he passed one :P
MisterRavenclaw 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAH "You dont need to take an IQ test to be in the Senate" AHAHAHHA
SirloinBeefBurger 1 month ago 20
@SirloinBeefBurger you could just see it in his face after he said that he was like Oh crap did I really say that on camera
MrIndiemusic101 4 days ago
yep thats a arkansas flag in the background. yay for me and other arkansas residents
ironthor666 1 month ago
I angled my mirrior near my laptop so i can read the words:) They were no longer backwards!!:D
small0but0mighty 1 month ago
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY MOST RATIONAL PEOPLE DESPISE RACISM YET EMBRACE RELIGION WHEN IN FACT ASIDE FROM THE MONEY GRUBBING ITS THE SAME BEHAVIOR...."WE BELIEVE WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE WE ARE DIFFERENT AND LIVE DIFFERENTLY AND THEREFORE YOU MUST BE PERSECUTED EITHER LITERALLY BY VIOLENCE(CRUSDADES,HOLY WARS,SUICIDE BOMBINGS,WACO ETC) OR PSYCHOLOGICALLY BY TELLING PEOPLE THEY WILL GO TO PLACES OF ETERNAL DAMNATION AND SUFFERING JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE DIFFERENT OR LIVE DIFFERENT? CMON LOL!
salvi1979 1 month ago
I want to visit the Creation Museum. It would be hilarious.
lisambofoh 1 month ago
@lisambofoh hahahahahaha
pixiwl 1 month ago
.ytinaitsirhC kcuF
feeble49 1 month ago
"you don't need to pass an IQ test to be in a senate" ouch! Suicide mode on
kubek 1 month ago 3
dinosaurs didn't die out..
they're still alive today.
LobsterPotsticker 1 month ago
@LobsterPotsticker Huge dinosaurs =]
mager258987 1 month ago
"You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though..,huh ha" *Face Drops* o.o
Yahweigh 1 month ago 2
"You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though..,huh ha" Classic. But I can't wait until the part where Bill sits down and talks with someone who traveled the world and dedicated there life to studying and teaching one of the religions he touches on in this video. You know someone who maybe graduated from a school that taught every aspect of the religion rather than ppl who only know what they learned in Sunday school.
LjRoc23 1 month ago
7:48
Bill Maher is thinking "you done fucked up now bud."
Scarred4lyfe3 2 months ago in playlist 04 Bill Maher's Religulous
7:21 epic fail part lol .....Bill face was like " is this guy serious" lol
MattsterFelix 2 months ago
As soon as they're proven wrong they make another reason/excuse
I tend to not use this word but; Lmao
Pulsixx 2 months ago
He lives in a Fish!!! lmao. best part
Ruens07 2 months ago
Bill threw the senator softballs and he still blew it. 'Don't rape' was a law they clearly needed (Lot with angels at Sodom & Gomorrah). Yep, society is still pretty much the same.
0293441 3 months ago
"You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate"...the look on his face right after that...priceless.
BloodJunkie11 3 months ago 5
"you dont have to pass an i.q test to be in the senate." great words that put the worlds powers in a nut shell.
auezrus 3 months ago
@auezrus That quote really scared me...
CheckerBoardPants 2 months ago
The greatest part of the movie!! 7:48
71johnf 3 months ago 44
@71johnf I was going to post the same thing.I was on the floor! lolol brilliant
kerryoke68 1 month ago
"Can you think of anything that we still cleave to from the bronze age?"...."well..." EPIC FAIL!
TheTammyTube 3 months ago
according to that museum Dinotopia was real o.O
Jakey333333 3 months ago
7:49 AWKWARD XD
EMILIOXD989 3 months ago
!oediV taerG
Mattthehat2012 3 months ago
OMG 7:30...LOL BEST PART OF THIS WHOLE MOVIE!!! ahahaa
HEIS7qRuXx 3 months ago
just a note - most of the 'beliefs' attributed to the bronze age were not really believed then, but rather modern myths tell us they were.
WalterLiddy 3 months ago
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that Senator really is a stupid man
funcpl2741054 3 months ago
bill's the man!
Fugerino 3 months ago
Not only do I get great laughs out of this from beginning to end, but when it's done all I have to do is scroll down & look at all the @soandso's & @soandso's & I get to laugh again at all the comments. "Solitude is strength; to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines." Paul Brunton (1898-1981) "FUCK IT, IT'S JUST A RIDE." BILL HICKS
sf10th77 3 months ago
shit got real at 7:47
Thepassword728 3 months ago
I almost accidentally gave this a thumbs down because I was so blinded with rage by the Christian Nation section
DreamInSongs 3 months ago
I think the Bible is a good book, and Jesus is one of the biggest philosophers,as a characters.. of course modern life is different than those histories now days, by applying some aspects of the bible we can achieve good things, it is a book for me not like i have to follow everything in order to be happy. Bible can give you some advices too like any good book or friend
magotalica 3 months ago
@magotalica yes, i agree! very intelligent. just like buddhist teachings or whatever, the bible has great insight to life. but the idea of blind faith for its god is just ridiculous
DimebagsLeftToe 3 months ago
yah The Netherlands were pretty high in that list
jimmerol 3 months ago in playlist Meer video's van RebelAllianceMedia
the "oh shit" face at 7:51 cracks me up everytime.
martinteel 3 months ago
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER FLIPPING THE VIDEO? Jesus non-existing Christ!
nsepulveda92 3 months ago
Ken Ham...........wow factor indeed........wow
ghm011301 3 months ago
the chuckle at 4:30 makes me crack up lmao
fatboy4rmela77 3 months ago 2
NOw I know why nobody paid to see the movie and why nobody's buying the DVD...it's only chance to be seen is to be in you tube for free...and i san't stand the negativism and the smirk and condescending laughter which suggests superiority: "I'm smart , you're all dumb asses." I'm closing this down.
enrieangeles 4 months ago
I love how people do not let ignorance over a topic stop them from giving their facts about it.
cloudstone123 4 months ago
parts 1 -10 of this movie made me a pro backwards reader
Acidsubzero180 4 months ago 74
@Acidsubzero180
ikr? :)
lol
AaronH9111 2 months ago
@Acidsubzero180 That's a sign of satan, motherfucker! BURN!
Jwestcott5000 1 month ago
I think its funny that he brought up the ten comandments because there is acctually somwhere around 200 comandments and the things like rape and tourture are all in there
woodleyboyz 4 months ago
@woodleyboyz YUP
RebelAllianceMedia 4 months ago
@woodleyboyz I´ve never heard of 200 commandments. Could you please give me a link so I could look it up?
uvitek1 3 months ago in playlist religulous
@uvitek1 look it up urself. i didnt get if frum a link, i go to church.
woodleyboyz 3 months ago
@woodleyboyz Yeah but the "10 Commandments" are the ones that God supposedly felt were so important that he needed to write them down himself. Don't be obtuse.
Chaoren85 3 months ago
@Chaoren85 no they were just the ones that pertained most to things that the isrealites were doing wrong at the time.
woodleyboyz 3 months ago
@woodleyboyz And pray tell us all what's the punishment for RAPE 'n torture? Come on look it up and see if you still fine it FUNNY.
iagorincon 3 months ago
@woodleyboyz it is still a bunch of BULLSHIT
jimmerol 3 months ago in playlist Meer video's van RebelAllianceMedia
@woodleyboyz not to mention the logistics of buying and selling slaves...
TheNextVinceRusso 3 months ago
@woodleyboyz idiot, its a book of bullshit
xisforxray 2 months ago
@woodleyboyz Yea and how to beat your slave is in there, too.
RobotsRule15 2 months ago
@woodleyboyz Indeed. God has no problem watching while women are raped or sold into sexual slavery.
Jwestcott5000 1 month ago
@woodleyboyz 613 laws in the Old Testament, and oh yeah, rape, torture, executiions galore!
deosullivan3 3 weeks ago
@woodleyboyz yeah but would you need that in a bible to know its wrong?
BlLopeZ1 3 weeks ago
If we one day finally discovered the truth and proved that there is no "God", I would probably guarantee there would be mass suicides, panic amd chaos worldwide! Well, to that I say survival of the fittest. Religion is a tool of the weak-minded, and only the strong survive!
MaverickAC69 4 months ago
Well did you actualy hear god say this???
MrFrontline1 4 months ago
Stupid brainwashed religious retards!! In 2000 years from now they will probably believe in The Lord Of The Ring, ha ha ha!!
MrFrontline1 4 months ago
He really can't believe that the Jesus in the bible would stand for nationalism? Look up Matthew 15:24, Jesus says "I was sent here only for the people of Israel, anything else would be like taking the food from the children and giving it to the dogs" :P
JohanTW 4 months ago
Woo, I made it this far. Oh Bill, I feel so sorry for you. I'll pray for you brother. I found out I had cancer at 32. I "scientifically" flatlined and died twice. After what I saw I can tell you without a doubt there is a "God" and for that there is a devil as well.
jjb51207 4 months ago
@jjb51207
At no point did you die. I don't know your situation, but I believe you are referring to that your heart stopped twice... and then it started beating again. What did you see, by the way?
XiaoPow 4 months ago
The only use the creationist museum has is it's proof that creationists are dumbasses that have shit all brains. Thanks for the laughs!
Naxer84 4 months ago
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jonadamich 4 months ago
that Ken Ham guy thinks the flinstones is a documentary
Mikeybetts 4 months ago
We had an opinion exersize, the christians (everyone but me) said abortion was wrong because life is sacred. Later on there was a question about capital punishment and they all were for killing people that broke the law. If I didn't already know that christians don't think straight I would have been shocked...
Jacksragingbileduct4 4 months ago
Notice how he said "In the US we HAD a freedom of religion."?
WhereIsReligion 4 months ago
Americans supporting the war is supporting killing. So by if the majority are christian then the christians support what is directly said to be wrong.
WhereIsReligion 4 months ago
Some of the movie is missing. The jew for jesus says he witnessed a miracle. He stuck his had out and asked for rain and it started raining. Bill makes fun of him and says that his bar on miracles is low and that rain isn't a miracle.
cheperth 4 months ago
@cheperth That was in part 3.
ryandc09 4 months ago
@cheperth Part three bro.
WhereIsReligion 4 months ago
@cheperth my bad.
cheperth 4 months ago
Hahaha what a dumb bastard.
Magurufukuru 4 months ago
Wow. I'm ashamed to be from the same state as Mark Pryor right now.
QueenieQue 4 months ago
It's funny, but also a little painful watching dumb Christians being stumped by simple questions about the bible.
MechaX3 4 months ago
Ken Ham has a degree in applied science, emphasis on biology. He had no idea that they were going to cut and edit what he said to fit their film so people could laugh. That is one of the things that bothers me about this you have know idea what happened at other parts that were edited out.
MrLittlelawyer 4 months ago
Adultery deals with rape. Love your neighbor as yourself (no child abuse).
MrLittlelawyer 4 months ago
@MrLittlelawyer well that's a stretch
AidansVlog 4 months ago
@AidansVlog Oh please!
MrLittlelawyer 4 months ago
8:27 when the guy cuts the pipe a piece flies off and you can hear someone screaming in pain lol
HazelFrisbeeSlayer 4 months ago
@HazelFrisbeeSlayer u are quite observant. very impressive.
ADURAGBEM 4 months ago
did he just say you don't have to be smart to be in the senate????????
xXDISASTERPIECE934Xx 4 months ago
"Faith has a way of softening people". You mean like all those people that blow themselves up in marketplaces killing hundreds at a time, or the 19 faithful people who slammed planes into the Twin Towers, or the Jewish man who went into a mosque and killed 23 muslims with an automatic weapon, or the muslims who slaughtered other muslims the first chance they got when Saddam was overthrown, or the nuts of "Westboro church" protesting military funerals, or, or, or.........
MaskedMarvyl 4 months ago
"It worries me that people who run this country believe in a talking snake" Answer: "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in a Senate though" EPIC
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magotalica 3 months ago
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@VioletVeil1985
yes idiots with a degree run this country, we are the best country!!!
it is also EPIC how this guy's smile vanished xD
magotalica 3 months ago
I had a high regard for the USA. "Wow USA the best country ever" but I've thought that I do not wanna live in a christian empire. YUK! Europe is the best.
RichtoffenRoach 5 months ago
That is why God was so smart to say that we must follow the laws of our day. In order to govern all the acts of unrighteousness that would come about. We were meant to govern our people in accordance with the bible and then with future present times. Things change, people change and so the laws of the government must.
jselvrom 5 months ago
"go around the person's intellect". Interesting quote.
spot4life14 5 months ago
why is the image mirrored? -.-
omfgwtfleethaxzors 5 months ago 2
@omfgwtfleethaxzors because of copyright laws.....
ATABOFACID 5 months ago
@omfgwtfleethaxzors copyright
rune2h13579 5 months ago
8:00 Full Metal Jacket song. "bullah bullah!!!"
tylerf13ful 5 months ago
@SpyinGirly
You took the words out of my mouth.
RedHazelRose 5 months ago
Expression at 7:50 man I just fucked this one up
SpyinGirly 5 months ago
If it was just Adam and eve then don't you think that, since the gene pool is so small, we would all be retarded or have six fingers or one eye? You would have to start out with at least 3 couples to have a normal gene pool.
SpyinGirly 5 months ago
ARE YOU Fing KIDDING ME?! they are actually saying humans and dinosaurs lived together....I..I....this country is so fucked if this type of idea spreads....
DeathSithe92 5 months ago 2
@DeathSithe92
Humanity is fucked up for having religion. ha ha
toonygamer2004 4 months ago
If it was just Adam and eve, wouldn't that gene pool, that incrediblly small gene pool, be hard to breed children in? I mean, fuck your cousin, the child is retarded, fuck your offspring, who knows what would happen.
RedHazelRose 5 months ago
@RedHazelRose either that or they would have to have genetic perfection, and in that case whence comes the genetic imperfection now, and the verigation between the human subspecies (races)
Dawnphyre 4 months ago
Sorry, but "God" is not the reason I don't murder people...
boobytrapzap 5 months ago
you don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though
his expression is priceless!
willk27 5 months ago
Why dont i remember anything about riding triceratops in the bible. I want to be a saddle maker for them LMAO!
kevarchery 5 months ago
Sorry, but there are WAY more gay people in the country than 3%. It's more like 10.........
milkyway531 5 months ago
YOU COULD RIDE A TRICERATOPS?!!...SOLD!!! :D
iPriestHolmes 5 months ago in playlist More videos from RebelAllianceMedia 2
@iPriestHolmes I was thinking the same thing... Load the family up on the triceratops.... got to make church by 8 to get a good parking place.
kevarchery 5 months ago
@kevarchery hahaha and if you don't get a good space that thing could clear you one
Dawnphyre 4 months ago
Oh look honey, a Velociraptor...he's so cute. "Hey little guy...look at you...you're so ARRGHGRHGRGRHHHH!!!! HE'S RIPPING INTO MY FLESH. WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?"
TheyCallMeTheGambler 5 months ago
so lucky im not american
campbelllovescock 5 months ago
@campbelllovescock
you do realize religion doesn't only happen in america right?
iPriestHolmes 5 months ago in playlist More videos from RebelAllianceMedia
@iPriestHolmes what kind of question is that?
campbelllovescock 5 months ago
"...Go around the person's intellect..."---Kirk LOL
gyrate4 6 months ago
7:30 to 7:50 LMFAO
0oDarkSoulo0 6 months ago
the government and most people do use religion as an excuse to impose bogus rules to the masses as to what they perceive is right and good for us. but it's not and that's what pisses me off.
gfdadefuin 6 months ago
Um how can Ken ham argue evolution he is the missing link he looks like dr zaius. Dr. Zaius dr zaius oooh dr zaius
bourbonated 6 months ago
Smell like pussy, Feel great!!!
TheMgoblue20 6 months ago
well.....
Holidayghost 6 months ago
wow the idiot from Growing Pains said to go around someones intellect, like to not use it lol. Which is what he was showing you how to not use intellect by saying that comment
Biglzwerth1983 6 months ago
Jesus this reading everything arsebackwards is annoying.
scampbell1955 6 months ago
Judaism is supremicist: it enslaves Gentiles through usury. Christianity is founded by a paranoid-schizophrenic who is so presumptuous as to forgive the sins which were done to others. Islam is worse than Mussolini's fascism claiming kaffir are lower status humans who need to pay higher taxes, women are objects of rape, child molestation is ok, and if you disagree you must be killed.
These 'Abrahamic' religions offer no teachings about cultivating the spirit. The world would be better without.
Rhizomio 6 months ago
lol if there wasn't religion, most of the people would understand that killing is bad and then some people would be killed by thous who don't, JUST AS IT IS TODAY........
RIMA142142 6 months ago
I wish I didn't live in a country where a comedian has to tell a senator that other countries actually have freedom of religion.
billybobob1234 6 months ago 65
@billybobob1234 *applause* I love this. Can I quote it? It's briliant.
Vortex289 4 months ago
had to pause for the quotes..
Ph6nt6mL6rd 6 months ago
HOW CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKING TALKING SNAKE???? YET DO NOT BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION THAT IS A PROVEN FACT?? WHY ARE WE SO STUPID??? Hopefully one day, I'll probably be long gone, everyone will be an atheist and all will have equal rights and get along...for the most part :)
83redrose83 6 months ago 2
You think there is a correlation between America's decline in science and the creation museum.
iandhr 6 months ago
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separation of church and state?
DarkChiodoz 6 months ago
Geez, what is with all the backwards words on the screen??? it's kind of annoying
justjulie37 6 months ago
@justjulie37 he has the video mirrored and idk why...
deekid311 6 months ago
ok no joke this just happened... my cat was just meowing a LOT I said " if there is a god, meow" she STOPPED....what can you say about that!
MetalSiicken 6 months ago
@MetalSiicken Err..coincidence. Like he said. I mean, I'm an atheist, but saying this is a sign God doesn't exist, is like saying 'I told my cat to meow if there's a God...she MEOWED" is a sign that he does. There's nothing to prove there is no God, but there is nothing to suggest there is either - hence, I'm an atheist. It frightens me that billions of people live their lives based on the Bible...
clsisman 6 months ago
@clsisman I know, it was kinda joke XD It's just the sort of shit people use for proving god does exist....I was making fun of it lol
MetalSiicken 6 months ago
@MetalSiicken -blushes- well that's embarrassing :o
clsisman 6 months ago
how many politicians are atheist but are trying to get elected... I can act like an idiot too if I wan to get something.
MetalSiicken 6 months ago
"time for church people to come out of the closet"?
Some of them, yeah.
RoderichEdelstein727 6 months ago
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"you dont have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate" then he thought about what he said
p179894 6 months ago
7.45 i pissed my fucking pants!
charlienethercoat094 7 months ago