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  • Jefferson's Bible is the kind of "religious tract" I can dig! Treat each other well, help the poor, sadly some of these idiots forget that Jesus helped and loved the poor...

  • I'm so glad I'm an Atheist! I gave up on fairytales when I was 10 years old. Funny to watch and listen to these lobotomised Christians. And look over yander... here comes Rick Santorum, spreading the gospel of hate and control!!! XD

  • Just bought Jefferson's book on Amazon. 14 bucks well spent, goddammit.

  • Senator: "If you look at the teachings of Jesus, he is very forgiving."

    Bill: "He also said, 'If a man who doesn't abide in me, he is cast forth as a branch and withers, and the branches are gathered, thrown into the fire, and burned.'"

    (chirp, chirp, chirp)

    Senator: ...right...

  • @ThePhantom135 ahhahahaha...ya, we're in good hands with nutjobs like that running the country.

  • Lmao@ awkward silence....*chirp chirp chirp*

  • Immediately see dinosaurs and people together and hey, it musta happened that way, WOW!

  • Hey Maher, put on the seat belt!!!! (Just kidding)

  • "indigiously" ........ *facepalm

  • @freedom71000 "literacy"........ *deep sigh, hanging head, and shot of Jack....

  • @acote4847 k :/

  • @freedom71000 LOL It's just discouraging to see that "Bushisms" are contagious in Washington. It wasn't a diss against you at all. ;) He was trying to use some tense of "literal" and used the word "literacy." :) This is my favorite section of the whole film.

  • what is the song at 1:26

  • Given the state of the American government nowadays, I'd say you'd have to FAIL an IQ test to be a Senator.

  • 7:39 Bill "people are running my country, who think, who believe in a talkin snake."

    Senator "you don't have to pass an IQ test to be a senator."

    Bill :-(

    Senator :-D

    :-)

    :-|

    :-(

    Hilarious!!! XD

  • @TheShrink1911 I think he slowly realized he insulted himself. :D

  • Kirk Cameron's philosophy. "if they have reason or something that could prove a christian wrong....LA LA LA LA LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING YOUR WRONG IM RIGHT LALALALALALALALALA!

  • 7:44 & 7:48 "Oh shit"

  • Did that senator mostly just call himself stupid and say any idiot can be a senator? Fuck sake...

  • Wow, the iq test part was funny and scary.

  • 8:28 I dunno if they added the sound but im still laughing!

  • kirk cameron is a fuckwad

  • Love how that idiot senators expression changed when he realized what he just said. ^^

  • Is there a reason why Jews get the special title of 'long-nosed' (denoting them as a race, rather than religion) while Christians and Muslims get to just stand alone? I find it sort of hilarious and very sad that you are posting an enlightening video while subtly spewing bigotry and ignorance.

  • "You dont need to pass an iq test to be in the senate..." AMEN.

  • I'm Watching this doco with a mirror on hand

  • I'm educated and in college as well. Bill mentioned that more war and murder has resulted from religion then any other reason. This is true. You don't need God to keep from doing immoral things. You just need a little common sense and some ethical foundation. I do believe in something, however, the Bible was written for the time in which it was written.

  • im in college, im educated, and i've thought about all the things maher has said even before i watched this. but im not ashamed to say i have faith. call me stupid...but...i can't answer any of maher's questions and i still love the Lord. I mean hey, and why bash me for believing? i dont bash atheists for not having faith in whats not seen.

  • 5:54 MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

  • I don't think he passed one :P

  • HAHAHAHAH "You dont need to take an IQ test to be in the Senate" AHAHAHHA

  • @SirloinBeefBurger you could just see it in his face after he said that he was like Oh crap did I really say that on camera

  • yep thats a arkansas flag in the background. yay for me and other arkansas residents

  • I angled my mirrior near my laptop so i can read the words:) They were no longer backwards!!:D

  • I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHY MOST RATIONAL PEOPLE DESPISE RACISM YET EMBRACE RELIGION WHEN IN FACT ASIDE FROM THE MONEY GRUBBING ITS THE SAME BEHAVIOR...."WE BELIEVE WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE WE ARE DIFFERENT AND LIVE DIFFERENTLY AND THEREFORE YOU MUST BE PERSECUTED EITHER LITERALLY BY VIOLENCE(CRUSDADES,HOLY WARS,SUICIDE BOMBINGS,WACO ETC) OR PSYCHOLOGICALLY BY TELLING PEOPLE THEY WILL GO TO PLACES OF ETERNAL DAMNATION AND SUFFERING JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE DIFFERENT OR LIVE DIFFERENT? CMON LOL!

  • I want to visit the Creation Museum. It would be hilarious.

  • @lisambofoh hahahahahaha

  • .ytinaitsirhC kcuF

  • "you don't need to pass an IQ test to be in a senate" ouch! Suicide mode on

  • dinosaurs didn't die out..

    they're still alive today.

  • @LobsterPotsticker Huge dinosaurs =]

  • "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though..,huh ha"  *Face Drops* o.o

  • "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though..,huh ha" Classic. But I can't wait until the part where Bill sits down and talks with someone who traveled the world and dedicated there life to studying and teaching one of the religions he touches on in this video. You know someone who maybe graduated from a school that taught every aspect of the religion rather than ppl who only know what they learned in Sunday school.

  • 7:48

    Bill Maher is thinking "you done fucked up now bud."

  • 7:21 epic fail part lol .....Bill face was like " is this guy serious" lol

  • As soon as they're proven wrong they make another reason/excuse

    I tend to not use this word but; Lmao

  • He lives in a Fish!!! lmao. best part

  • Bill threw the senator softballs and he still blew it. 'Don't rape' was a law they clearly needed (Lot with angels at Sodom & Gomorrah). Yep, society is still pretty much the same.

  • "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate"...the look on his face right after that...priceless.

  • "you dont have to pass an i.q test to be in the senate." great words that put the worlds powers in a nut shell.

  • @auezrus That quote really scared me...

  • The greatest part of the movie!! 7:48

  • @71johnf I was going to post the same thing.I was on the floor! lolol brilliant

  • "Can you think of anything that we still cleave to from the bronze age?"...."well..." EPIC FAIL!

  • according to that museum Dinotopia was real o.O

  • 7:49 AWKWARD XD

  • !oediV taerG

  • OMG 7:30...LOL BEST PART OF THIS WHOLE MOVIE!!! ahahaa

  • just a note - most of the 'beliefs' attributed to the bronze age were not really believed then, but rather modern myths tell us they were.

  • bill's the man!

  • Not only do I get great laughs out of this from beginning to end, but when it's done all I have to do is scroll down & look at all the @soandso's & @soandso's & I get to laugh again at all the comments. "Solitude is strength; to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines." Paul Brunton (1898-1981) "FUCK IT, IT'S JUST A RIDE." BILL HICKS

  • shit got real at 7:47

  • I almost accidentally gave this a thumbs down because I was so blinded with rage by the Christian Nation section

  • I think the Bible is a good book, and Jesus is one of the biggest philosophers,as a characters.. of course modern life is different than those histories now days, by applying some aspects of the bible we can achieve good things, it is a book for me not like i have to follow everything in order to be happy. Bible can give you some advices too like any good book or friend

  • @magotalica yes, i agree! very intelligent. just like buddhist teachings or whatever, the bible has great insight to life. but the idea of blind faith for its god is just ridiculous

  • yah The Netherlands were pretty high in that list

  • the "oh shit" face at 7:51 cracks me up everytime.

  • WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER FLIPPING THE VIDEO? Jesus non-existing Christ!

  • Ken Ham...........wow factor indeed........wow

  • the chuckle at 4:30 makes me crack up lmao

  • NOw I know why nobody paid to see the movie and why nobody's buying the DVD...it's only chance to be seen is to be in you tube for free...and i san't stand the negativism and the smirk and condescending laughter which suggests superiority: "I'm smart , you're all dumb asses." I'm closing this down.

  • I love how people do not let ignorance over a topic stop them from giving their facts about it.

  • parts 1 -10 of this movie made me a pro backwards reader

  • @Acidsubzero180

    ikr? :)

    lol

  • @Acidsubzero180 That's a sign of satan, motherfucker! BURN!

  • I think its funny that he brought up the ten comandments because there is acctually somwhere around 200 comandments and the things like rape and tourture are all in there

  • @woodleyboyz YUP

  • @woodleyboyz I´ve never heard of 200 commandments. Could you please give me a link so I could look it up?

  • @uvitek1 look it up urself. i didnt get if frum a link, i go to church.

  • @woodleyboyz Yeah but the "10 Commandments" are the ones that God supposedly felt were so important that he needed to write them down himself. Don't be obtuse.

  • @Chaoren85 no they were just the ones that pertained most to things that the isrealites were doing wrong at the time.

  • @woodleyboyz And pray tell us all what's the punishment for RAPE 'n torture? Come on look it up and see if you still fine it FUNNY.

  • @woodleyboyz it is still a bunch of BULLSHIT

  • @woodleyboyz not to mention the logistics of buying and selling slaves...

  • @woodleyboyz idiot, its a book of bullshit

  • @woodleyboyz Yea and how to beat your slave is in there, too.

  • @woodleyboyz Indeed. God has no problem watching while women are raped or sold into sexual slavery.

  • @woodleyboyz 613 laws in the Old Testament, and oh yeah, rape, torture, executiions galore!

  • @woodleyboyz yeah but would you need that in a bible to know its wrong?

  • If we one day finally discovered the truth and proved that there is no "God", I would probably guarantee there would be mass suicides, panic amd chaos worldwide! Well, to that I say survival of the fittest. Religion is a tool of the weak-minded, and only the strong survive!

  • Well did you actualy hear god say this???

  • Stupid brainwashed religious retards!! In 2000 years from now they will probably believe in The Lord Of The Ring, ha ha ha!!

  • He really can't believe that the Jesus in the bible would stand for nationalism? Look up Matthew 15:24, Jesus says "I was sent here only for the people of Israel, anything else would be like taking the food from the children and giving it to the dogs" :P

  • Woo, I made it this far. Oh Bill, I feel so sorry for you. I'll pray for you brother. I found out I had cancer at 32. I "scientifically" flatlined and died twice. After what I saw I can tell you without a doubt there is a "God" and for that there is a devil as well.

  • @jjb51207

    At no point did you die. I don't know your situation, but I believe you are referring to that your heart stopped twice... and then it started beating again. What did you see, by the way?

  • The only use the creationist museum has is it's proof that creationists are dumbasses that have shit all brains. Thanks for the laughs!

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  • that Ken Ham guy thinks the flinstones is a documentary

  • We had an opinion exersize, the christians (everyone but me) said abortion was wrong because life is sacred. Later on there was a question about capital punishment and they all were for killing people that broke the law. If I didn't already know that christians don't think straight I would have been shocked...

  • Notice how he said "In the US we HAD a freedom of religion."?

  • Americans supporting the war is supporting killing. So by if the majority are christian then the christians support what is directly said to be wrong.

  • Some of the movie is missing. The jew for jesus says he witnessed a miracle. He stuck his had out and asked for rain and it started raining. Bill makes fun of him and says that his bar on miracles is low and that rain isn't a miracle.

  • @cheperth That was in part 3.

  • @cheperth Part three bro.

  • @cheperth my bad.

  • Hahaha what a dumb bastard.

  • Wow. I'm ashamed to be from the same state as Mark Pryor right now.

  • It's funny, but also a little painful watching dumb Christians being stumped by simple questions about the bible.

  • Ken Ham has a degree in applied science, emphasis on biology. He had no idea that they were going to cut and edit what he said to fit their film so people could laugh. That is one of the things that bothers me about this you have know idea what happened at other parts that were edited out.

  • Adultery deals with rape. Love your neighbor as yourself (no child abuse). 

  • @MrLittlelawyer well that's a stretch

  • @AidansVlog Oh please!

  • 8:27 when the guy cuts the pipe a piece flies off and you can hear someone screaming in pain lol

  • @HazelFrisbeeSlayer u are quite observant. very impressive.

  • did he just say you don't have to be smart to be in the senate????????

  • "Faith has a way of softening people". You mean like all those people that blow themselves up in marketplaces killing hundreds at a time, or the 19 faithful people who slammed planes into the Twin Towers, or the Jewish man who went into a mosque and killed 23 muslims with an automatic weapon, or the muslims who slaughtered other muslims the first chance they got when Saddam was overthrown, or the nuts of "Westboro church" protesting military funerals, or, or, or.........

  • "It worries me that people who run this country believe in a talking snake" Answer: "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in a Senate though" EPIC

  • I had a high regard for the USA. "Wow USA the best country ever" but I've thought that I do not wanna live in a christian empire. YUK! Europe is the best.

  • That is why God was so smart to say that we must follow the laws of our day. In order to govern all the acts of unrighteousness that would come about. We were meant to govern our people in accordance with the bible and then with future present times. Things change, people change and so the laws of the government must.

  • "go around the person's intellect". Interesting quote.

  • why is the image mirrored? -.-

  • @omfgwtfleethaxzors because of copyright laws.....

  • @omfgwtfleethaxzors copyright 

  • 8:00 Full Metal Jacket song. "bullah bullah!!!"

  • @SpyinGirly

    You took the words out of my mouth.

  • Expression at 7:50 man I just fucked this one up

  • If it was just Adam and eve then don't you think that, since the gene pool is so small, we would all be retarded or have six fingers or one eye? You would have to start out with at least 3 couples to have a normal gene pool.

  • ARE YOU Fing KIDDING ME?! they are actually saying humans and dinosaurs lived together....I..I....this country is so fucked if this type of idea spreads....

  • @DeathSithe92

    Humanity is fucked up for having religion. ha ha

  • If it was just Adam and eve, wouldn't that gene pool, that incrediblly small gene pool, be hard to breed children in? I mean, fuck your cousin, the child is retarded, fuck your offspring, who knows what would happen.

  • @RedHazelRose either that or they would have to have genetic perfection, and in that case whence comes the genetic imperfection now, and the verigation between the human subspecies (races)

  • Sorry, but "God" is not the reason I don't murder people...

  • you don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though

    his expression is priceless!

  • Why dont i remember anything about riding triceratops in the bible. I want to be a saddle maker for them LMAO!

  • Sorry, but there are WAY more gay people in the country than 3%. It's more like 10.........

  • YOU COULD RIDE A TRICERATOPS?!!...SOLD!!! :D

  • @iPriestHolmes I was thinking the same thing... Load the family up on the triceratops.... got to make church by 8 to get a good parking place.

  • @kevarchery hahaha and if you don't get a good space that thing could clear you one

  • Oh look honey, a Velociraptor...he's so cute. "Hey little guy...look at you...you're so ARRGHGRHGRGRHHHH!!!! HE'S RIPPING INTO MY FLESH. WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?"

  • so lucky im not american

  • @campbelllovescock

    you do realize religion doesn't only happen in america right?

  • @iPriestHolmes what kind of question is that?

  • "...Go around the person's intellect..."---Kirk LOL

  • 7:30 to 7:50 LMFAO

  • the government and most people do use religion as an excuse to impose bogus rules to the masses as to what they perceive is right and good for us. but it's not and that's what pisses me off.

  • Um how can Ken ham argue evolution he is the missing link he looks like dr zaius. Dr. Zaius dr zaius oooh dr zaius

  • Smell like pussy, Feel great!!!

  • well.....

  • wow the idiot from Growing Pains said to go around someones intellect, like to not use it lol. Which is what he was showing you how to not use intellect by saying that comment

  • Jesus this reading everything arsebackwards is annoying.

  • Judaism is supremicist: it enslaves Gentiles through usury. Christianity is founded by a paranoid-schizophrenic who is so presumptuous as to forgive the sins which were done to others. Islam is worse than Mussolini's fascism claiming kaffir are lower status humans who need to pay higher taxes, women are objects of rape, child molestation is ok, and if you disagree you must be killed.

    These 'Abrahamic' religions offer no teachings about cultivating the spirit. The world would be better without.

  • lol if there wasn't religion, most of the people would understand that killing is bad and then some people would be killed by thous who don't, JUST AS IT IS TODAY........

  • I wish I didn't live in a country where a comedian has to tell a senator that other countries actually have freedom of religion.

  • @billybobob1234 *applause* I love this. Can I quote it? It's briliant.

  • had to pause for the quotes..

  • HOW CAN PEOPLE POSSIBLY BELIEVE IN A FUCKING TALKING SNAKE???? YET DO NOT BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION THAT IS A PROVEN FACT?? WHY ARE WE SO STUPID??? Hopefully one day, I'll probably be long gone, everyone will be an atheist and all will have equal rights and get along...for the most part :)

  • You think there is a correlation between America's decline in science and the creation museum.

  • Geez, what is with all the backwards words on the screen??? it's kind of annoying

  • @justjulie37 he has the video mirrored and  idk why...

  • ok no joke this just happened... my cat was just meowing a LOT I said " if there is a god, meow" she STOPPED....what can you say about that!

  • @MetalSiicken Err..coincidence. Like he said. I mean, I'm an atheist, but saying this is a sign God doesn't exist, is like saying 'I told my cat to meow if there's a God...she MEOWED" is a sign that he does. There's nothing to prove there is no God, but there is nothing to suggest there is either - hence, I'm an atheist. It frightens me that billions of people live their lives based on the Bible...

  • @clsisman I know, it was kinda joke XD It's just the sort of shit people use for proving god does exist....I was making fun of it lol

  • @MetalSiicken -blushes- well that's embarrassing :o

  • how many politicians are atheist but are trying to get elected... I can act like an idiot too if I wan to get something.

  • "time for church people to come out of the closet"?

    Some of them, yeah.

  • 7.45 i pissed my fucking pants!