MST3K- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies!

[Atheneastro]

'You know, I saw the sequel to this, TISCWSLABMUZ 2.'

[Atheneastro]

13:59 'I dunno, what do you think?' 'Oh, don't start that again!'

[Atheneastro]

04:07 Geez, Pearl, what kind of mother were you?

[akitaman101]

stella: "is that your idea of a date?" carnival dude: "why not?" everyone watching this film: "because you are an unattractive, bug-eyed, creepy middle-aged loser carnival weirdo" but, to be fair, it should be acknowledged that he does look like he has showered that week.

[dgsteffen]

SUDDENLY A GIANT GIRL SNAPS HER TETHER AND KILLS A COOLIE!

[CesMan83]

"Neil Young is attacking!"

[axertian]

You'd tell me if my face was disintegrating, right?

[TheManijak999]

wut?????

[shenloken2]

Although I don't think this movie had a soundtrack, I think the music playing during the end credits was called 'A Requiem For Jerry.'

[Oppeldeldoc1]

One of the better things about this movie is those really convincing ticked off looks Carolyn Brandt gives Ray Steckler during the whole "staring at Carmelita" scene. She really knows how to carry that off.

[hodgepodgebuhgodge]

this movie really got my schick out of shape.

[CrystalJupiter]

i can't believe Servo could create an acronym out of an acronym.

[SomeDumbKid1]

This movie did poorly at the box office because people didn't know they could GET YA TICKETS HERE!!!

[Indigokitteh]

"Did I see that or did I just imagine it?" XD

[ChaoticYak]

The camera pulls back as if to say, "Sorry about this, everyone. It's my fault. Sorry!"

[ChaoticYak]

You know what I'm looking at right now? That EXIT sign.

[ScaryGhost1]

Hehahahaha wipeout! 

[BlueEyes7452]

I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

[Mandi7882]

"I'd like to attack but my nails aren't dry." - That sums up this whole experience for me.

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"I've been asked to explain the 'iron and steel' joke..."

[VoteABC2011]

"Madison."

[Crudblud89]

14:00 - It's sad to see that Nicolas Cage has always been attracted to bad movies.

[MrDuckMan703]

1:02:56 "But Rice-o-Roni shipments continued through the crisis!"

ROTFL

[DickieAnginson]

"Madison."

"Madison."

"Madison."

[SomeDumbKid1]

So they had 15 minutes of plot and they filled out the rest of the movie with sideshow footage?

[tlrledbetter]

"Is this Confuse-A-Cat?" I love the random Monty Python sketch references in this show.

And I really lost it when Crow said, "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!"

[sleepyhollow783]

The fortune teller lady looks & sounds like Toberlone's mom (Escape 2000). Minus the laugh sadly.

[Chrisordie]

So thats how Jedward get thier hair so tall...

[steveo8178]

GETCHA TIKKITS HERE!

[jeffeastwood15]

"The lesson? Have sex with a fortune-telling Gypsy if she demands it."

[CrystalJupiter]

Why is this show so entertaining?

[jaytech3000]

35:04 Amy Winehouse?????

[2012endofanerror]

Nobody's ever attempted an interpretive dance of Mein Kampft before.

[Yapshire]

Mike's hairstyle busts me up every time.

[MrNINTENDOJOE]

Man i love this show

[IggyHazard]

Ahmed Best used to be in "STOMP!"

[ihatefurrys]

Oh damn. Even though the commentary cracks me up every time, this movie is painful to watch.

[RichterTheEternal]

Well, I guess it's not surprising that PTSD doesn't exist in these types of movies. So what happens in real life when a girlfriend gets nearly strangled by her boyfriend? - She'll cry in anguish, become shocked, depressive and then if she doesn't call the police herself, a friend or relative will. A girlfriend in a dumb, cheap ass movie will do? - She'll become codependant and urgent to try to help her psychotic boyfriend and not care how he got that way in the first place,

[Alex0pants]

what's the song after the "with my hat" joke at 40:12. I actually really like the song and her voice .____.

[Alex0pants]

@Alex0pants someone answer meeee :c

[20centuryfox100]

say, did anyone read "psychotic reactions and carburetor dung" by lester bangs? he does a review of this movie, and it's hilarious. almost as good as this episode. check it out!

[DisappointingPorn]

1:14:05 "This is Beethoven's WORST symphony."

Bwahahahaaa!! Yeah, his 10th really lacks something. (How I love MST3K!!)

[ClappingForChlamydia]

1:06:22 had me DYING!!!!!!!

[Wyrmwould]

I think this movie got my schick outta shape.

[quadrangleman]

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN!

[RichterTheEternal]

I like how the male actors try to play with a straight face that Carmelita is hot. Hell, they couldn't even gather a live male audience to even act or pretend that she was eye candy during her striptease. Just a recording of male cheers dubbed over a sedated and calm audience.

[TheISProductions]

No, actually, Helping Children Through Research And Development is the acronym, Mike. It stands for: Hi, Everyone, Let's Pitch In 'N' Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then, Hateful, Rich, Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Every Time Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d'oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod.

[EdwFam2010]

i love all the transvestite jokes in this episode. Great!

[PadmeKO]

Anyone else leave their body when that monkey demon appeared on the screen?

[1danielday]

My anaconda don't want none..... less you got buns hon!

[JasonMcCreary]

Thank you for circulating the tapes!

[BurnN8R]

If you understand this movie, you're a better man than I.

[genfx]

It is clown law.

[StoryNClark]

After the possible dozens of times I've seen this episode, this is the first time I noticed Servo hiding under his seat during his freak out.

[jasrogg]

This is the best Zombie movie i seen.And ive never seen a Zombie film.

[theblacksheep1000]

THE COMPLETE EPISODE IN ONE UPLOAD??? YOU ARE AWESOME!!!

[hebahabahobaheben]

@ 1:19:39 Mike asks, "is this confuse a cat?" great Monty Python reference

[hebahabahobaheben]

Tom Servo @ 30:57 pops up and kisses the girl as Mike chuckles

[Atheneastro]

@hebahabahobaheben Tom's such an adorable little thing. Who wouldn't want to be kissed by him?

[EmilyDNelson]

What is with Harold's hair, does it have a tumor!?

[Windclaw]

"I think what she's trying to say is SLEEEEEP!"

XD Get's me every time!

[ComradeZaitsev]

The cute little cat at 12:53 is by far the most appealing (and best) actor in this movie.

[Windclaw]

@ComradeZaitsev

And most talented. I hear that cat went on to become Salem in Sabrina: The Teenage Which.

[triplestar100]

@ComradeZaitsev I know, right? how can that "woman" be scared of something so...KAWAII(Japanese for adorable!) if anything, the cute kitten should be downright horrified of her!!! then again, it might've been, seein how motionless it got, the poor critter!

[Nightweaver1]

Also...

Whatdoyouthinkwecameherefortoe­eeeeeeeat :D

[Nightweaver1]

whoa, how the hell did you manage to upload the whole thing at one go? o.o

[PorknBeanJuice]

Flatlined at "buried with my donkey, he's my favorite honkey." Just random.

[PaperbackWizard]

Honestly, I think that's how Jerry would have prefered to go.

[JoltenJoetaco]

GETyourTICKETShere, GETyourTICKETShere!

[PsychoticLoner]

Wait ... if the hair is just taped on, why did it hurt Mike when he ripped half of it off?

Right, right, it's just a show ...

[ChaoticYak]

@PsychoticLoner The tape on his head was pulling at his skin. That would hurt.

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

terrifying gazebo.. lol

[wickedfeylady]

Zombies who aren't zombies, strippers who don't strip, and an ethnic kid from...wherever Harold is from. This film's got it all.

[missmarie65]

52:46 FTW

[thefaboloussob]

1:20:00 Aw! The show was just gettin' good! (That was sarcasm.)

[thefaboloussob]

56:06 This scene is less inspired by substance abuse & mental illness then it is w/ a clean mind & body, writer's block, & a nagging deadline.

[thefaboloussob]

54:45 ...your thirst! Sprite®!

[thefaboloussob]

Ladies & gentlemen, Leslie Bohr!

[thefaboloussob]

44:53 I'd like 2 do a Amy Winehouse joke but she died. Lemme know when we can stop morning. & incidentally, if u happen 2 b sitting behind Marge Simpson or Kid or Play, consider yourself lucky (regarding this film).

[pretorious700]

@thefaboloussob go on with your joke, nobody gives a rat's ass about Amy Winehouse

[thefaboloussob]

38:08 §÷¶%. The lead dancer's bush is growin' outta control.

[thefaboloussob]

21:45 It's Joel McHale! or maybe a live-action Max Headroom.

[Gigrantula58]

Ray Dennis Steckler may have had some issues with women...

[nevfangiel]

Also, I'm over an hour into this...

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZOMBIES?

[JackieChanFan2000]

@nevfangiel Silly viewer, expecting zombies in a movie with zombies in the title...

[nevfangiel]

@JackieChanFan2000

I foolishly expected zombies but instead got slightly deformed, but still very much alive, ordinary and somewhat foreign people. I feel rooked!

[MendelsonShape]

@nevfangiel Clearly, you haven't seen Troll 2. Not a single troll in it.

[nevfangiel]

"See, ya gotta tell her every day that you love her."

Jesus, this movie is one of the blandest movies they've encountered. The plot took a good fifty minutes to appear and even then it made little to no sense.

[sexyglexy]

23 SCAA-DOOO!

[Barmicash]

"Whadyodinkwecamereforduweet?"­

[flandersfails]

1:20:38 -- Snake Jailbird reference??

[spidey536]

Did you guys just see that or did I imagine it?

[godbluffvdgg]

Come on world...Pull my finger...

[KingSnarf]

If I'm following the plot of the film correctly, a fortune teller brainwashes some chump into going on a killing spree because some dancer stiffed her fifty cents?

[thefaboloussob]

@KingSnarf Well, u gotta keep in mind that 50¢ was a lot back than!

[TheISProductions]

@KingSnarf  Ehhh...bout right!

[MrSsjjets]

@PathOfJioFreed none that I can think of- but anything would be good (although I do tend to like the color movies more than black&white)

[MrSsjjets]

Thanks! This is another one that I like...for some reason I liked the musical element to it...though the "monsters" at the end were pretty crappy :P

[PathOfJioFreed]

@MrSsjjets Amy other requests?

[Yapshire]

@MrSsjjets This is one of my favorites. I agree with you, the so-called "talent" and musical crap really make the show. I've seen this a hundred times and it cracks me up every time.