gosh!!! sex work!? how much do you charge??? i'll pay and you don't have to do anything... you just lie down and i'll do all the work... also, you will be fed well... very well....
I've got some work for you! I'll need you twice daily, from 5-10 minutes each session. You need to be flexible morally and can work your way around a editing suite. The pay isn't great but you will be fed.
@crabstickz I'm in ... well you're probably the one that will be in. Any pay is better than what I have now, morals aren't an issue (I can't recall ever having any) and I'm pretty excited about the food. I'm tired of bin scraps.
Ahh working is overrated, you just need to find someone who earns a lot and has very few friends. like err, me. maybe. Wait, I have friends... imaginary ones.
Dear potential employers of Chris Leben, I can attest that Mr. Leben has my full support. Now that you know he has the fat brown guy market in his pocket, you have no reason not to hire him.
Just awesome. I can't believe you're not already in demand. You've got so much talent that 'potential' doesn't even come into the picture. Good luck with everything!
0:04, Chris, To be honest....I don't think that it needed to be covered quite so much. <3
XxkateissocoollikexX 2 months ago
6,666 views.
Satan will hire you.
RaynaOfSunshine 2 months ago
dude lol ill pay you to be my friend!!! duuuuude! id pay you forever! lolz your awesome!
jonasbrothers0420 1 year ago
From the comments on this video, I'm starting to wonder if your a pornstar, Chris.
freakinlovethis 1 year ago
Kind of curious to know if the one dislike was anyone in particular, it seems the kind of thing Brendan Maclean would do.
Pollysylabicify 1 year ago
i think this really works i'd hire you!
bizmandan 1 year ago
Your so much better than Charlie, Liam and Alex, Wheres the beef?, .....mmmmm Chris Leben! Its whats for breakfast!
HighontheDoctor 1 year ago
i've got a job for you.
and it would be so enjoyable.
pay wouldn't be monetary, but you would get food and shelter for free!
you have to be available 24/7, whenever i choose to summon you.
;]
ChaoticKateMonster 1 year ago
lawls. i just subscribed to you and this is the first video of yours in my box. it just shows how awesome you are :D if i could, i would hire you
ydoiwatchthese 1 year ago
I love that I saw this before (most of) the rest of the world. Miss your face <3
littleradge 1 year ago 11
@littleradge aww little radge :D
sammionne239 10 months ago
I would just adore you for hours. There wouldn't be any pay per se... just buckets of love served daily. And blowjobs. Lots of blowjobs.
Austronautess 1 year ago
You forgot to add nudist!
Naedidit 1 year ago
I'd love to give you a job, but there's one problem.
I'd much rather see you making porn.
Good luck!
OrgasmandTea 1 year ago
You're so good at selling yourself.
officialravenzoe 1 year ago 3
I will pay you to follow me around everywhere so I can look cool to my friends.
JUKProductions 1 year ago
do i see a hint of desperation? :P how can you NOT find anything :(
threecheersforalice 1 year ago
you're awesome. xxx
owlssayhooot 1 year ago
Would you like to be a pool boy or a pizza delivery boy?
coollikeyodais 1 year ago
wtf lol i loved every moment but had the "wtf" face on the whole time lol
Timplaysrhcp 1 year ago
This sums up everything I love about you. You are my hero.
OneManArmy228 1 year ago
OMG i'm friggen in this!!! 0.27, I'm the chick on the far right, front row. Epic!
OopsieDaisyful 1 year ago
would yo uwipe my ass for 30 bucks everytime i need to go poo poo
p.s this is actually a serious question email me for contact information
TheSmellyEddy 1 year ago
gosh!!! sex work!? how much do you charge??? i'll pay and you don't have to do anything... you just lie down and i'll do all the work... also, you will be fed well... very well....
putachicano 1 year ago
I've got some work for you! I'll need you twice daily, from 5-10 minutes each session. You need to be flexible morally and can work your way around a editing suite. The pay isn't great but you will be fed.
crabstickz 1 year ago 13
@crabstickz I'm in ... well you're probably the one that will be in. Any pay is better than what I have now, morals aren't an issue (I can't recall ever having any) and I'm pretty excited about the food. I'm tired of bin scraps.
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago 7
Ahh working is overrated, you just need to find someone who earns a lot and has very few friends. like err, me. maybe. Wait, I have friends... imaginary ones.
Good luck sir.
flipsterAU 1 year ago
@flipsterAU Are you saying you'll pay me to be your friend? DONE! I have no problem with that.
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago 4
@chrisjohnpat hmm well. maybe. What's your rate? :P I'd consider paying to do sketches though hmm, thinking of ideas.
flipsterAU 1 year ago
Chris I saw boobies 8)
ToxicatedLum 1 year ago
Good luck mate :)
TrueBlueAustralian 1 year ago
You'd be great on Degrassi. :P
<3
Liiv7 1 year ago 4
@Liiv7 Are they taking auditions? I'LL DO ANYTHING!
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago 6
Dear potential employers of Chris Leben, I can attest that Mr. Leben has my full support. Now that you know he has the fat brown guy market in his pocket, you have no reason not to hire him.
UnculturedProject 1 year ago
@UnculturedProject Oh yeah. The fat brown man market is the most coveted demographic out there. You have basically given me a job kind sir.
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago
I will give you money if you can get me a signed Akira Toriyama Dr Slump (vol 1) comic book by the man himself from 1986.
NerdDancerFunnyman 1 year ago
@NerdDancerFunnyman How much are you willing to pay? Make it worth my while and I'll see what I can do.
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago
@chrisjohnpat Well, aside from the fact that I very much doubt he would have signed it in 1986, Id pay about $100.
NerdDancerFunnyman 1 year ago
You're not in any movies right now? Weird. Best of luck to you though.
fraublaukau 1 year ago
@fraublaukau I'm not in any anything at the moment. But I am trying :)
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago
that was cool, yayness of chris :-)
cazzle80 1 year ago
Despite anything else, he's bloody gorgeous. So...
sweetistweeter 1 year ago
Have to admit, you are pretty awesome
kiwicrash3 1 year ago 2
Just awesome. I can't believe you're not already in demand. You've got so much talent that 'potential' doesn't even come into the picture. Good luck with everything!
Apetite4Destruction 1 year ago
I can't look at Chris is same way after i started following him on twitter, *shivers*
Medafets 1 year ago
@Medafets am I really that bad :( Sigh. I guess I could try to clean it up. If that's what you really want?
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago
@chrisjohnpat Hell No, its friggen hilarious.
Medafets 1 year ago
@chrisjohnpat Don't clean it up! Some of us love it!
jedioftime 1 year ago
Your funny :)
You should do a chasers war one everything 2.0
hope4star 1 year ago
@hope4star I would love to. I love that show but I love those guys more. I doubt I or anyone else could pull it off.
chrisjohnpat 1 year ago
@chrisjohnpat Nah, you could do it, you would just have to face the wrath of the screaming chaser fangirls :|
hope4star 1 year ago
@hope4star He was in a Yes We Canberra episode with the chaser gang. Just a tiny cameo but still great :D
norbit87 1 year ago
amazing:)
ithinkimkari 1 year ago