Penn & Teller: Breast Hysteria

[mikepictor]

Really? We're censoring renaissance paintings now?

[kirbienstien]

why is the human bodies not to be viewed?

[FinSituation]

Yeah i fuck the animal or race (whatever) that got those, i fkin fuck them in pieces then cut my arm bleeding putting little heroin in there and ahhhh what a fkin day, then smoke tobacco and fkin wank wank wankWAAAANKKKK PORN PORN FART FART FART SHIT YEAH THERE U GO BITCH DIE BITCH BLEED I WANT TO SEE YOU BURNING, THE FLESH MELTING INTO THE FIRE AND LAUGH AHAH YOU STUPID SLUT, I COULDNT CARE LESS WHEN YOUR FLESH IS BURNING IN MYYYY OVEN HAHAH

[mirrorebutuoykcuf]

@FinSituation too long, didn't read

[fred6059]

NO need to censor those I see them every single day in the shower

[gir908922]

If people got used to seeing breasts and learned to drop the puritanical attitude that our society has when it comes to the human body in general, we'd be better off.

[feonor26]

HAHAHAHA...cencoring art! Got to love americans :D

[beachbummm69]

some ugly ass women in that clip

i thought cable was not censored

[Theowest]

She's totally lesbian.

[TheUrbanusling]

Paris Hilton... a rolemodel?! Bullshit!!!

[jmm1233]

BOOBIES

[gl3110]

in the first painting the boobs are censored but i can clearly see a little boys junk...i would like this reversed please..

[paragshah2112]

this is so true. tits blocked out on a tv show (of views of the exposed sides, sans nipples) will cause more outrage than an incredibly tiny dental floss bikini top will.

[TAPriceCTR]

I have always prefered small to moderate (b or c) and more key is the size of the areola.... I hate large areolas. so I guess I should have been alive in the middle ages

[twilightv0id]

@TAPriceCTR LESBIAN

[TAPriceCTR]

@twilightv0id

trapped in a mans body.

remember, the bigger they are the harder they fall.

[blackday44]

Whoa, wait?? BABY FARMS? wan't there an essay about eating babies that come from farms?

[cuatropuntos2000]

SMALL BOOBIES R GREAT :D

[Cabooselol22]

0:47 they censor the breasts, but not the kids' penis...WTF?

[gooddarkjedi]

just bechose someone is nude does not atomaticly mean that it has anything to do with sex. and just bechose someone is coverd does not make it not having anything to do with sex. sex is just one part of sexuality. and i think the media shuld grow up. nudity is not something that is horrible or atomaticaly related to sex.

[tastyfreddytg12]

You censored the breasts, but not the young children's penis'? What the fuck?

[blizzy63]

Great works of art censored??? Talk about puritanical.

[KikaruHatsuharu]

I would've been so popular in the middle ages XD

[DampRabbitVideo]

People should not be in charge of anything, this is just one more example.

[DrShaym]

Breasts should be censored for the simple reason that making something slightly taboo makes it more enjoyable. Porn wouldn't be nearly as interesting if you could see it literally everywhere.

Actually, that's sexist. Nevermind.

[TheSuperImmortalKing]

Why are the breasts censored yet the vagina isn't at :54

[Nilguiri]

@TheSuperImmortalKing

What vagina? I think you are imagining things.

Either that or you are entirely clear about what a vagina is. I suspect the latter!

[Nilguiri]

@TheSuperImmortalKing

Sorry, I meant you are NOT entirely clear...

[TheFinlandnator]

I wonder why streaking is forbidden in Finland, but flashing manboobs, zoofilia and marrying cousins are all allowed...

[AwollSGF]

I love boobs.

[goblinboxy]

Can't believe the breasts on the paintings were fuzzed out. WTF.

[BigProcATS]

@0:58, they blur out the breasts, but that looks like a vajayjay

[dillpickle987]

Ah, yes. National Geographic. :D

[Nilguiri]

Only in America would they censor breasts in a documentary about breasts.

The USA is the laughing stock of the world! Seriously.

[revolution94ful]

@Nilguiri lol they did that to make fun of it. They show naked women all the time on this show uncensored. Not to mention the fact that on all historical documentaries, portraits of nude women are show uncensored, as well as tribal documentaries. So before you make such an inspid remark, do your research.

[revolution94ful]

besides, youtube censors things like this. Showtime doesn't do that

[Nilguiri]

@revolution94ful

... and YouTube is from which country? What is your point?

So, you have a couple of channels that censors less than others... Congratulations! Welcome to the 20th Century.

[revolution94ful]

@Nilguiri wow you're clueless

[shcoome]

0:46. So it's necessary to censor breasts that are being partially covered by an arm, but not a fully exposed young boy's penis? WOW.

[terk0iz]

Just so you idiots know. Showtime doesn't censor it's programing. It's Youtube that makes users do so. Hell, Bullshit occasionally has people completely naked. So don't blame Sho.

[Stubby1085]

It's both. Mammary glands and adipose tissue make female breasts larger and awesome, although all breasts are amazing. Anything more than a mouthful is kind of waste really, except maybe for motorboating...

[babyEroose]

@Stubby1085 as a DDD, I get offended by that statement. I hear so many men utter that statement yet never a complaint when they get a woman w/large breast, plus there is more than motorboating. And technically the only thing men can get in their mouths even w/small breast women is nipple & areola, which, for the woman are the only sexually relevant parts of the breast. That "waste" comment is what I think men say to appease small breast women, kinda like when men say they like meat on the bones

[FantasticBob7000]

Hey Showtime, censor this!

( o )( o )

[ElectricShark]

The fertility Goddess statues always had the biggest breasts!

Especially the Venus Willendorf. Also Greek Goddess Gaia.

And Paris Hilton's breasts? Sorry, but I don't find Paris's breasts attractive nor do I want to see those.

[AleksM1991]

parish hilton sure as fuck is no rolemodel....

shes a rich little cunt who needs to be put down

[magxsnyp3r]

Ahh the Irony of the censorship

[dafranx]

Censorship should be banned for good, because it sucks as hell! >:-(

[Robtehman]

Stupid Censorship.

[uirukun]

Shit all the breast functions as is a producer of milk for babies and sexual arousal when with a partner. there is nothing wrong about it's anatomy that is offensive in any way. It is an idea polarized b the media and over sensitive people that eventually became the norm

[Suses]

Well, i think that there needs to be an age limit, hahaha.

The only potential problem i can see is that if you argue that the breasts are not sexual organs, it will be harder to say that someone sexually harassed you if they touched your breasts, so i suppose that is the give and take

Its true that people are too sensitive about breast exposure, and I think its a double standard to let guys go without shirts, but imagine if your relatives chose to act on that freedom...gross

[thomthum2000]

I'm a leg man, so I don't see what all the fuss is about.

[thehawker2]

50% of the population have them and see them every day when they shower. The other 50% want to see them... especially when they shower... who the FUCK is censoring breasts in the media?? I don't get it... it can't be all the gay men, have you seen a catwalk show recently they have tits all over them!!! WHICH IS AWESOME every one loves the boob who the fuck is censoring them?!!!!???

[Mexico911]

lol what'd I do boobster? I'm trying to defend the egyptians from dummies that say they all died thousands of years ago. It's an absurdly ignorant thing to say haha, sort of like saying there is no more table salt in the world.

[Mexico911]

lol Egyptians aren't dead. They're still alive in the hundreds of thousands.

[boobster2000]

@Mexico911 i'm egyptian....

[zachromero]

Does it really matter what those fucking retarded Egyptions thought? They're dead now.

[boobster2000]

@zachromero i'm egyptian...

[Omnignosis]

Isis has sweet tits!

[wreagfe]

Yeah let's censor historic art pieces, that'll certainly lead to world peace and the end of poverty!

[SixxHundredSixtySixx]

im glad that i live in sweden where theres no censorship at all

[jespersschmidt]

Yup, same here in Denmark.

[Fuhjem]

I find this censorship dramatically ironic.

[brumos513]

Artwork is blurred out??

[neverjanay]

its cause the nipples show. On the actual program, it shows everything.

[Apjooz]

Way to go Youtube! Wohoo!

[themightychickens]

What the fuck is going on with the censorship of the breasts?

[SonofCimmeria]

Breasts are censored because if children see them it lets Satan into their crotches.

[turisas1234]

Well, the way I look at it, is that every guy would want to see all the hot chicks walking around naked. That'd be awesome.

However, if we got rid of any nudity law and then censorship on TV, we'd see all the disgusting fat people wanting to display their bodies too.

Also - spandex is a priviledge, not a right.

[rockmuzicrocks]

That made me laugh. Thanks

[8Julius8]

my Satan is massive

[wrodjr]

Proud to be an American! and Proud to love BOOBIES! lol

[Hadenthekiller]

WOOT!

[fuzzyPeachfish]

breasts are evil,because satan has breasts,and god is a sexually ambiguous rump with no private parts.

[Gwaithmir]

LOL! The woman's breasts in the wall painting in the doctor's office are fogged, but not the woman's pubic hair. Go figure!

[Zanteogo]

It's supposed to be part of the humor. (To so how silly breast censorship is)

[DiscoFerret5674]

BOOBIES YAYYY!!!

[mekugi]

Why is it that I am agreeing with a couple of professional con-men and liars more than the average politician? Wait...Penn and Teller admit to lying......I just answered my own question.

[blacksabbathgnr098]

lol i admit to lying too. Anyone who says they don't lie is an even bigger lier!

[SatansMullet]

they lie when they do MAGIC! if you ever seen the first few episodes you would know they are infact NOT lying to us when doing Bullshit. to bad you didn't infact know this.. probably cause mommy doesn't let you stay up late enough to WATCH one of the only programs on tv thats worth watching

[illusionistdave]

OMG! You mean Magic isn't real?!!!!

[SatansMullet]

well, no.. it is real.. the kind penn and teller do isn't real, ... but then again it IS real isn't it? of course you can believe whatever you want. thats the beauty of life isn't it?

[GameDocumentaries]

wow, you censor art pictures that show painted breasts?? this is really fucked up...

[Volkade]

Especially when there's a scene of Africans with their tit's hanging out and only one is censored.

[wehavebiscuits]

@GameDocumentaries

So youtube won't ban the video

[blomstersenter]

@GameDocumentaries Off course it should be censored would you like small children too see breasts???????????????????????­????????????????

[GameDocumentaries]

@blomstersenter: what's bad about breasts? it might come as a shock to you, but even babies are exposed to breasts. so far no proven damage has come out of that. apparently you don't even have kids yourself, or else you wouldn't react like that since it's perfectly normal for parents to bath >>>naked<<< with their kids. so what's the big deal? we're talking about art here btw, not hardcore porn

[GameDocumentaries]

@blomstersenter but hey, congrats on making a moot argument. this ad was apparently created specifically for this channel. may be you can answer the question which little child is competent enough to maneuver the internet, find youtube and watch this vid. for that, it should at least be able to read and write and that means that we're not talking about small children here. next thing is, how many kids know about late night cable shows in the first place to even look for this vid...

[aqtrubz]

Penn & Teller i agree with you 100%

[bakeee]

things are much more complex than black and white but for some reason there is no shade of grey.

[alucard1083]

if this is educational...why are the breasts censored?

[Muvlonion]

it probably is only for youtube since they have a strict policy about that

[OdolWAAAAGH]

why are breasts censored period

[MrDismemberment]

@alucard1083 Because people are sexist.

[stevensonbak]

@alucard1083 I think they were censored to be ironic, (You know how Penn & Teller are) but its just speculation.

[paragshah2112]

@alucard1083 because they are called attention to in the way of being titties.

the penises arent censored in those same paintings.

and the tits on those same paintings are not censored when they are used for other purposes on other tv shows and whatnot. comedy central shows animated nudity all the time, as long as its not called attention to in a sexual way.

[mistereveready]

@alucard1083 I know this an old comment, but shouldn't matter if it's education or not. Censorship is bullshit. Only humans seem to have hairs up their asses about nudity. There is no more valid argument of why breast shouldn't be seen than feet. That includes genitalia (even male) as well.

[antbuffy123]

Should boobs be censored?

yes and no.

It depends on the persons age, and their maturity level.

[abeismain]

"but as soon as paris hilton's nipple slips out of her dental floss dress, it's a role model for destroying our youth" lol..yeah... it seems so : \

[kronosnihon]

Sometimes curiousity of not knowing what those parts is nice :3 not knowing what they look like and then finding out later on :D wooh thats the fun part. It just makes it all more exciting. Well for celebrities etc on tv I could give a shit. Thats just how I feel about girls in general, Cover up and then reveal when they date the guy and bam :D wooh. Fun Fun.

[alotofcheese76]

WTF why are the boobies cencored out?

thats retarded

[DieYuppieSkum]

dude..... not only is it stupid to blur out the breasts.. but THESE ARE AL FAMOUS PIECES OF ART AND HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANT.

Grow up

[carfoz]

why the heck are the painted breast CENCURED!?!?!? Come bloody on... damn how childish! Well... maybe I am upset about it cause here in holland we never cencur something.. by leaving things out it only creates curiasity...

[jccjccjoanne]

i don't understand? How come breast is not ok, but guns are? People never get killed by breast... People get killed by gun... Isn't gun more "dangerous" than breast?

[carfoz]

Amen to that!

[Enqueion]

actually i used to know a guy(before the accident) who.......

[puzokutya]

I think reality should be censored too. One should not be able to see one's own genitalia. I mean it's revolting. I wake up in the morning and see...IT. How nice it would be to see something blurry instead!

[mcnayrk]

wow kikook, way to victim blame. keep it up

[pforvendetta]

I like how you could see breasts in the art books in the children's section of the library I used to work at (in KANSAS!) but you can't show breasts as depicted in art on youtube.

[int3rstellar]

What about testicles ?

Mine are swinging out of my shorts, does that mean i'm also a peasant ?

[therock27374]

For crying out loud why couldn't it be a lady asking the same about her breasts :S

[p3snooper]

Are you nuts?

[JimmyBrus]

Zing!

[Shmoilyman]

Loved the conclusion there.

[icharuswing]

my public highschool in ontario, canada won't allow cleavage, strapless shirts etc on females but on halloween i went to school dressed as a pimp with my chest totally exposed through an open button-up shirt, i even went to the office where the principal saw me and nobody said anything, that's bullshit!

[kikook222]

It's a safty issue really. Cleavage causes more temptations. It's like that girl who put out and got raped by those guys and said "I don't know why". It helps keep boys/Lesbians on track, and to stop potential raping. But Kudos for being a pimp lol.

[icharuswing]

safety, is this kandahar?

[4merCIA]

These guys are really funny! Also popular,hahaha Women without lice! ahahhahaha

[k8ee84]

Isn't it kind of ironic to be blurring out breasts in a video that is about NOT freaking out about breasts?

[UnderlordZ]

Baby farmers...sounds like something from a bad sci-fi movie.

I don't see what people have against breasts; they're great! Soft, so they're comfortable to lay on; they feed babies, and that keeps our species going; and it's okay for guys to have fully-exposed upper bodies, so why not women?

Ladies, if you WANT to cover yourselves, that's fine; but nobody should EVER be forced to hide themselves, figuratively and literally.

I say, if it's okay on a beach, it SHOULD be okay anywhere.

[ValeofAldur]

"I say, if it's okay on a beach, it SHOULD be okay anywhere."

Move to Ontario, Canada.

Women are allowed to go topless in public here just fine, due to a court ruling on how we should have equality of the sexes(since men could be topless)

And yet, a minority of women take regular advantage of that ruling... =(

[dudefrombarrie]

tits are for kids..show me your beaver

[masterohumans]

i dont see a problem with nudity.

[UnknownSpartan5]

"also considered hot during the middle ages, women without lice" that cracked me up

[unclejuniorsoprano]

PLEASE! DON'T DO THAT TO US!!!

[Tobywasser]

Censoring breasts is so useless, unless you censor male nipples as well. It's allmost the SAME THING, only women have a big lump of fat under their nipples.

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

I agree, only genitalia and the butthole should be censored.

[TAKENnameARGH]

And why is that? Will they destroy all civilization if they are seen?

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

No, I just think it should only be fair on the censoring, male genitalia and butthole is censored, so it should be the same for female censoring.

[SpectralViral]

Shut the fuck up. Wanna know what I believe is obscene. the government and the stupid FCC censoring what is spoken in everyday vernacular. Fuck that, I love boobies

[cymonsgames]

@Tobywasser Yeah, but what a lump of fat. Mm.

[ireignfyr]

@Tobywasser Actually, it's mammary glands. 'Cuz women produce milk durring pregnancy. Fat can't produce milk.

[FatherTime89]

Don't blame US censorship blame youtube censorship (although youtube is a US company, but then again if they decide to allow nudity (or even hardcore porn), the government wouldn't care).

The show has everything uncensored but it's on showtime so...

[Gobifishin]

I find it funny how they blur out the nipples of the women... but the little boy to the right at about the 0:40 mark has his penis showing... unblurred

[cate1taylor]

they blur out the nipples on egyption art? lol

[SoldierCyfix]

i blame the person who invented the bra or the fab of hiding brests becaus its classy

if those ass holes didnt do it, women wont have to hid their brests and it would be socialy acceptable like men showing off their nipples when ever they want

side note: i also hate the guy who decided men had to hide their cocks, its fuckig ichy and disturbing, i say: -let em hang

[kuktassen]

lol gotta love USA censurship:) They even hide brests in art, since when was art something that needed to be blurred, besides most of the crap in The tate modern art museum

[Z4lUS]

Certain religious ideologies destroy the very essence of art. One example of this is Micheangelo's nudes in the sistene chapel. The Catholic church later comissioned them to be covered with painted cloth. I think a lot of US censorship is fueled by Christians, but that's me, I could be wrong.

[SunriseSucks]

You're definitely right. They are the ones that are pushing the anti-body agenda.

[boredclub]

Small breasts were revered? O_O

Damn No wonder so many people died back then at an early age.

they didn't have natures stress relievers. :D

[randomjoe333333]

true i smell lies everyone knows big tits are the best. Also how did she know cave women had small tits :S

[nanooki]

Here in Europe people arent freaked out by breast, at the swimming pool, the sauna, the beach, on TV, in the newsagent...people see breasts all the time from when they are kids... nothing out of the ordinary, and I would say Europe is one of the better places in terms of freedom and prosperity in the world. USA just get over yourselves

[Keredevol]

I love how the breasts are censored, but the vaginae are just out there..

[enjoyed3]

Breasts are cool....

[pl0xman123]

What's the matter with breasts anyway? They're just a lump of blood and meat...

[nutherefurlong]

well... so are people if you want to be that way :)

[YMB203]

Okay, I know they didn't hide the breast using a fuzzy dot. What is wrong with the breasts in clasic art?? I thin if you watch the whole show, Penn and Tellers point is perfectly revealed in this footage.

[nightimer5]

...and that's bullshit

[anfenn]

Why are you censoring art? Do you hate art? Are you a fucking communist?

[RaMMsteiN8448]

yeah, communists censor art. fucking moron

[erni0226]

What's wrong with communists?

[Abercr0mbie4life]

i love how breast were blurred out in the paintings but not the statues.

[reddragonlaser]

"wow, a scholer at stanford, and she's smart"

LMAO. pen and teller are great.

[halftwisted3]

Wow. A very strong-minded individual must have censored this video for us. Thank god, i was afraid to turn into a rapist if i saw this video-- that guy ust have gotten paid LOTS OF MONNEY!!!! FUCK THAT!! Why do people make a big as deal of a natural thing like a boob. What's next? Censor hair?

[migit098]

wow thats some really deep stuff for youtube

[christopherpimps]

The most ignorant bliss thing in America is people think that a naked body will scar a kids mind to go kill people when the parents have no idea what the child thinks in the first place and maybe if they leave it alone maybe people can grow up without hangups and not have a shallow mind toward it.

[magicmojoman]

Yeah. Those nipples are evil especially the female version. Got some dumb ass living in the uptight Victorian days censoring everything for you and me.

[cris360king]

lol pari`s hilton`s nipple pops out LOL!!!

[burpjes21]

how stupid... why are people so afraid of showing breast?

[reddragonlaser]

hystaria

[magicmojoman]

What the fuck. No sense in showing breasts without the nipple. Especially a painting. NO fucking sense. Like none of us has seen an tits before. Fucking mankind censors god's creation or the way we were born. Naked. Wished I could have spurted out of my mother's cervix in an Armani suit. Fucking humans. It is a wonder we have survived with this much stupidity, hate, censorship and all other evils that humankind has done.........John

[cris360king]

Exactly!

[cris360king]

o wow they cencor the tits but not the pussy!

[ameliacurran]

oh yes haHAHAHA you are une joker lol do you like pussy

meow

woof

im a cat

[Torakka]

i would love to experience that... how about stopping these posts? :D

[SmokescreenNinjaz]

WOOORD.

[liveangel93]

Bluring the boobs whilst showing the other parts? That's stupid p.s. they really just did it for Youtube.

[kidlitfan]

They did it to make a point: Bullshit! has shown breasts before, and some of the eps on YouTube have had the breasts unblurred.

[chicograndeblast]

Wait, what? Showtime is digitally blurring breasts!? That is so retarded!

[afrohead]

I think they just did it for Youtube.

[shuu7777]

Western culture will crumble to a woman's almighty areola!

[PROCLAIMEROFTRUTH]

well, you stupid shithead... she flashes the caches, she teases the weases.... she barks loudly at impressive ones to tease, tempt, but never give in. Afros are seen as portraying a time frame of innocence that is unknowing of sexual appetites borderlined red.

[sloofuss]

I have always respected & honored the breast.

[zimkartracer42]

the tits are blurry, but what about the penis, and bush in the background? clear as day.