Ron White on the "Color Coded Awareness System"

[retandom]

fuck this im nominating RON WHITE FOR PRESIDENT right damn NOW ! fuck romny n obama, we need a WHITE in the fucking WHITE HOUSE

[lexiLEACH]

find a fucking helmet...now put it the fuck on. it going to be a bumpy ride:)))

[carlthellama100]

find a hemlet

put on he fucken hemlet

[TheBookWorm1718]

*applaud* Amen, they go on worrying the HELL out of the public for no damn reason, this color coded awareness thing is complete bull, I like his version better but it's funnier when he first did it and it was 'go fiiind a helmet, PUT on the damn helmet!' 'Ron it's put on a damn helmet day, what do I do?' 'Put on the damn helmet, Mom' 'Thank you, son! I'm so proud!' LOL

[okhuntertravis]

if its blue you dont even need sun screen you can walk out naked you cant even burn my cock lmao

[redreaper2020]

Better than obama.

[julionica]

Gotta love the drink and.... Put on the fucking helmet if you don't

[jes381990]

10 people need to put on the fucking helmet.

[thagreatzadenko]

if ron white doesnt run im gonna run and steal all of his ideas

[mgospeed31]

In the wake of Bin Laden's assassination, PUT ON THE FUCKIN HELMET

[racefan105]

And the government has finally listened! They didn't go with his terminology, sadly, but the color-coded system us out, and there are now only two heightened states of awareness.

[PlatKing]

A-fucking-men!

[chadpopstar]

Where's your cigar Ron? KEEP SMOKING!!!!

[swantar66]

larry the cable guy and ron white 2012

[elguaporyan]

@swantar66 no no no... Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy 2012



[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

White/Stanhope Libraterian 2012

[davo6]

bwa ha ha ha!!! This guy is WAYYYYY too funny for YouTube. Instead of laughing, we should be ELECTING this guy. And God PLEASE get rid of Political Correctness. We need SURVIVAL MODE more.

[megankathleenbruce]

god hes funny

[painexkoichi]

it actually makes sense lmao

[ukitos1]

1. Go find a helmet....

2. Put on the fuckin helmet!

[derek223556]

He would actually be a better president than Obama.

[holen4]

YOU CAN'T EVEN BURN MY COCK!

[ZephyrsBell]

@holen4 hahahahahhaha

[cristophershaffer]

lol i love the blunt simple comedy.

[orangebrock]

that realy spoke to me scince i color blind in the first place...BUT it was still funny as hell

[kiknarse]

FUKN AWESOME. :) I"D vote for White

[Sammmy923]

Epic

[superdude22233]

PUT ON THE FUCKING HELMET! XD

[KaiserFuchs]

"Nothing ever happens anyway..."

[stevemcgranahan]

for more blue collar comedy check out Worlds Strongest REDNECK. I sub everyone back. BYYYEE!

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

RON FOR PRESIDENT.!!

[cynthiatweedle]

Nope! Stay out of politics, we need laughter.

[linainversefan]

But wait, what are we supposed to do if it's a "Put on the fucking helmet" day? hehehe

[kingdude1412]

if continued its rly funny cuz its im tellin is mom to do it.... try lookin it up

[pixjst1]

True That

[razorslice17]

This guy sucks. He uses this joke in almost every routine I've seen from him.

[razorslice17]

You can't even burn my cock!

[zakattack46]

Go find a helmet, Put on the Fuckin helmet. :)

[johnj2g]

I wish ron was running for prime minister

[SketchyPeenut]

Strangely enough. this actually makes sense

[hellbound102]

go find a helmet, PUT ON THE FUCKIN HELMET!

[hurricaneshk]

go find a helmet, put on the FUCKIN helmet! XD lol i looooovvvveee thhhisssss ggguuuuuyyyyyy!!!!!!! XD

[suothparkfan]

lol

[mussman717word]

"YOU CAN'T EVEN BURN MY COCK!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!

[zoozoorocks]

go find a helmet put on the fucking helmet XD

[carlindelco]

LOL great idea and funny!

[rolltide2484]

that was funny on 0: 55 - 0: 56 lol

[Mattspartanwars300]

"Put on the fucking helmet", lol i love it, he seriously should run

[brikrantz]

@Mattspartanwars300 -I travel a LOT. Most of my departures are from San Francisco. ALWAYS-"The Dept of Homeland Security level is ORANGE". I say it's BROWN-for BULLSHIT, IN the security checkpoint, with my case in one hand and my shoes in the other. Visit airports in OTHER countries, you don't have to take your shoes off, don't have to buy 3 oz. bottles of shit because they don't know what an OUNCE is. They use the metric system, and realize that air travel is still the SAFEST way to go.

[sophmiester]

U CANT EVEN BURN MY COCK

LOL

[CanadiaNecro1]

Canada doesnt have a color code..or if we do we dont fucking care cause no one is going to attack us.

[Blowingupthesun]

oh we might

we might attack you and steal all your maple candy :P

it'd be like taking candy from a pussy.... oh... it is taking candy from a bunch of pussies... nvm

not really... its 7:30am im high and i think im funny

[medic812]

Have you ever been to way upstate New York? What desolate country. Who in their right mind would want to go farther north into Canada? Hell no, nobody is going to attack them, there's nothing there.

[carmenstuff]

This guy fucking kills me!!!! I love him to bits and I'm a left wing Canadian!!!

[Bosephis1234]

has anyone ever noticed Ron White's voice sounds just like Gary Busey lol

[pvsuckzcock]

ya ron. its cool that hes branching out from larry the cable idiot type humor...slapstick, redneck shit. hes a pretty sharp SOB. RONWHITE2012!!

[JaminKoehn]

He doesn't have to branch out from the "larry the cable guy idiot type." Even in his early years, he was never there.

[Blowingupthesun]

he did regular comedy first he got tugged into that redneck shit... he's not even a red neck!!!

[Cyindln]

I know! Just because he's southern, people think that he's a redneck!

[randyguitarman13]

0:57-1:12 HAHAHAHA!

Ron White should be the Ron Paul 2012 Head of Department of Homeland Security.

[hugegiantfrogs]

lmao. Nice Ron, this is some good shit

[lazylarrimores]

You can't even burn my cock! hahaha

[Mayceus]

Rofl, Shit-Hook.

[vito27]

lol he still has the scotch.

[fishinguy2008]

i would vote for him in a heart beat

[Cryptidlover12]

TATER, TATER, TATER!!!!!!!

[metalhead6695]

i wish i could vote good ole tater in. We need TATER!!!!

[thatswhyimabastard]

lol! i wish I'd a known i could vote old tater in. then maybe i woulda stuck around in that 4 hour line.

[mytoob77]

Wait...he makes too much sense to be president.

[conzero]

xD too true

[Blue24U]

2 states of awareness find a helmet and pt on the fuckin helmet LOL

[jmierek5489]

RON FOR PRES!!!!

[tlcbronco]

president Ron White

[secondghost]

Funny, but the skit from the blue collar tour was better.

[ilovetogofast88]

HELL YEAH BABY!!!