Letterman - Father's Day Top Ten

[Caxsy]

My Top Ones:

~And you are?

~I'm suppose to give you a gift to thank you for ruining my life?!

[xingxang444]

Dam YOU SMIRNOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!



[Coastergeekperson04]

Yeah, McD-- (clap)(clap) ...LT! (clap)(clap)

[drstoopid14]

#5... how eerie a prediction was that?

[smexiechick921]

OMG this one is my favorite.

[Noizchild]

9, 8, and 5 were funny!

[mintvagoo]

E-mail between Mark Sanford (R) SC Governor- husband, father of 4, and Maria- his mistress

"my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul. ~ Mark Sanford (R) Republican Family Values at it's finest-- the only surprise was that Mark wasn't fucking a child, or another man... or both.

Promise Keeper board member, Republican Senator John Ensign couldn't keep in his pants this week either

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[patsagainstrats]

1. Daddy[David Letterman], why was I a bastard for the first half-dozen years of my life? Was mommy a slut?

[mintvagoo]

Mommy Bristol, Granny Sarah-- why don't I have a daddy like David Letterman's son? Mommy Bristol why are you so young? Will we always live in a broken home-- paid for by selling my pictures??

[grrgto]

Dave's kids have to wait until Grandparents day.

[mintvagoo]

Bristol will be a grandmother by the age of 25....Republican Family Values--LOL!

"Mark Sanford may have briefly checked in with his office this morning to assure them he's fine and he'll be back at work tomorrow. But he hasn't told his wife, according to her."

"I am being a mom today. I have not heard from my husband. I am taking care of my children."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[grrgto]

???? mintgooonyou, still erroring the side of failure.... Why would you approve of lettermans out of wedlock baby?? oh I see itsbecause libs have no values so that makes it ok.

Back to Lettman now:

Both Letterman and his kid wear diapers ... Bwahh ha.

[mintvagoo]

Why do Evangelicals approve of Bristol Palins out of wedlock baby? Oh, I see xtains have no values so that makes it ok.

Back to Sarah:

Will her bastard grandchild always live in a broken home?

[grrgto]

mintgoo in your shoe, you FAILed.

Hey I'm a lib look at me:

Hey there lib, how come you kill unborn babies?

Lib answer - Oooo Sarah Palin's daughter had a baby so she is unfit mother and a poor christian and a hypocrite.

Alll righty then, ya feel better now? That is your answer for everything. You make sure to avoid the question and blame other bad behavior for yours.

go get yourself some mintgoo LMFAO.

[mintvagoo]

Hey look at me, I'm an Evangelical Republican that thinks Bristol Palin got pregnant from a toilet seat. Having a bastard child is fine as long as it comes from a 17 year old unwed teen drop-out.

Q: Why did Sarah Palin fail so miserably at parenting?

A: "Everything I've ever needed to know I learned through sports." ~ Sarah Palin

[grrgto]

A. Allow those men who want to marry men, marry men. B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

[mintvagoo]

Republican Family Values E-mails between Republican Gov. Mark Sanford and his mistress:

" I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the nights light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..." ~ Mark Sanford

Foley, Craig, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, Gibbons, Fossella...

[grrgto]

Sanford did not have to pay cash. Gary Hart, Barney Frank,Chuck Robb Brock Adams, Mel Reynolds Bill Clinton X 5, Gary Condit Paul Patton , Bob Wise Jim McGreevey, Neil Goldschmidt Roosevelt Dobbin,Gavin Newsom Antonio Villaraigosa, Tim Mahoney Eliot Spitzer, Paul Morrison Marc Dann,David Paterson John Edwards,Kwame Kilpatrick

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[jdolaktv]

I love it how Democrats have a tremendous sense of humor. How many times did Clinton get razzed by Dave?

And then the Palins get all butt hurt about a joke?! Something to hide maybe? Worried about a skeleton in the closet being exposed? Just saying...

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[Inv4derxXx]

he can't be funny with all these palin cock suckers breathing down his neck for a apology for every joke he does

[99rhetbaboons]

Hilarious. All the reactionaries and biddies who ever felt intimidated by Letterman through their tv screens, and/or all the people who have been just stewing and stewing after their heroes like Bill O'Reilly were made to break out in flop sweat on the show, are still coming to YT in a pathetic attempt to bring Dave down a peg or two. These Frank Burns personality types... I'm glad I'm not them.

[thejmeister88]

whats a McDLT?

[MentalRob]

I remember when he was funny :(

[MyOwnPublicRhode]

i thoroughly enjoy these top 10 works of genius...reeeaaaal wooorrrks of geeeenius...mr. top 10 Things Comedian Writer. Thank You.

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[RobertKlayton]

After his lame Palin jokes he is just boring. Calling someone a slut for 100 jokes and running out of things then going for her kids just adds up to wasted time of someone we don't know or care about. Ditto trying to run down this Gosselin family that no one cares about.

[Inv4derxXx]

he only called her a slut once.... and it was pretty funny

[littlemissy889]

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[myster1234]

Letterman is boring.

[Hubblengc6872]

this was so lame. not funny at all. I would expect more from Letterman.

[tamarmusic]

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[04ray25number2]

I LMAO @ number 10.

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[blazak]

more Palin jokes!

[SERIOUSLYDONTCLICKME]

can you follow my warning?

[ImABuddhist]

hmm........ the bald guy with the microphone was funnier.

[TNAisCAGE]

lol thats Paul Schaffer...he is pretty funny

[utubefavorsdems]

Will Obama man-up,or will he let N.Korea and Iran punk his liberal ass?

[brokenmirrorshards]

Hi Carrol. You'd gush?

[CantBlockProxies]

Weak. Go back to mocking the Palin horde of whores (and that faggot Todd)--MUCH FUNNIER!

[doctorspankluv]

Palin Pussy Protestants!

[daniel32nicolosi]

you need to go back to hangin your sorry pathetic ass. Please do the world a favor and kill yourself. I know I would thank you for it.

[thebonefish]

Thing you don't want to hear from your kids on father's day: "Todd. I mean dad I'm pregnant again and its yours."

[leetbarker]

LOL

[VictimOfBoredom]

He will RAPE them with his MOUTH!

[TexTK]

lol good thing im watching this right now or else i woulda missed the john n kate plus eight episode XD

[willdfw5]

Read... To Own A Dragon by Donald Miller

Awesome book on growing up without a father.

[doctorspankluv]

Palin izza whore like her kidz.

[RagingBearVideos]

strong words from doctor spank luv.

[sucktastic]

Judging by the negative comments, I see the Palin supporters still have their panties in a collective bunch.

[Stealth42o]

It's like the elections all over again. Honestly I love listening to them, there extremely entertaining.

[emr1028]

I hate palin, but letterman is honestly not funny

[esp1964]

who listens to this gap tooth pervert.

[idntexst]

too bad all hell is gonna break loose 2012,with all that nwo crap

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[xxchris]

Letterman fucking sucks. I WANT LENO BACK

[sl0wm0]

wait did leno finally retire? He was the best but i've never watched him for a while but I remember a long time ago when I still did he said he was planning to get replaced by conan o brien

[xxchris]

he didnt retire, but conan finally replaced him. leno is having his own show starting this september at 10 pm.

[psustudent919]

#10 should be #1.."and you are?"..bahahaha

[OblivionKeyblade72]

Number 5! ;)

[bsol07]

"there is no off position on the genius switch"

apparently there is no on position either

[xxchris]

hahaha

[opinion56]

how is the guy even in business? he reads words of a writing team with absolutely no talent no time delivery, nothing yet he has a job.

[iIXUbaldoXIi]

you are a fucking asshole!!! and i dont give a shitt if ur a god damn cop!!!! fuck you!!!!

[Thespartan18]

I get it the whole fake profile to besmirch someone. Kind of cheap tactic if you ask me.

[aaabbbcccc]

Letterman is washed up---and CBS just gave him a 3 year $100Million contract!!

The media and public can be so stupid.

[rameez92]

not very funny

[sl0wm0]

yeah his writing team sucks and the way he almost stumbles when he reads the jokes makes them even worse

[wolvekr3w]

true the ones that were funny should have been in the top 5

[Timtheguerilla]

gross

[dano92395]

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[mlbladtodamax]

those were weird

[aurayon]

Dave is the best!

[xDevourzx]

I've also wondered why the tabloids just dont leave Jon and kate alone god damn loll

[jellybeansinc]

why can't the people telling others to leave jon and kate alone leave the people following jon and kate alone?

[Wendy510]

only a couple were funny :/

[Andyroo2319]

Weak humor there...

[mintvagoo]

As Mayor, Sarah Palin took office with a $4 Million Surplus, when Palin left office in 2002, Wasilla had racked up nearly $20 million in long-term debt, or roughly $3,000 of debt per resident. " That was amazing especially considering that she got about $27 Million in Federal Earmarks for Wasilla for the 4 years she was mayor. Meaning that she somehow spent over $47 Million in 4 years on a town of 10,000.

[dryboogers]

shut him down.

[mintvagoo]

If you have eaten at the Olive Garden, you know they consider human hair an ingredient.

Avoid all Darden Restaurants-- the food is a bad as the political affiliation.

Darden Restaurants, Inc., (NYSE: DRI) Through subsidiaries, the Company owns and operates more than 1,700 restaurants including Red Lobster, Olive Garden, LongHorn Steakhouse, The Capital Grille, Bahama Breeze and Seasons 52.

[dejahthoris]

I know someone who is a manager at at Olive Garden and all the stuff is mass produced frozen and reheated, yuck

[barneygrumble]

and what does this have to do with anything here?

[PragaSong]

Letterman should retire. Can I get an Amen?

[Myscannersucks]

No. However, Craig and him should switch places.

[ohkeepa2009]

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[boogiemonster06]

you are retarded

[jdolaktv]

I love conspiracy theorists.

No, really. I used to despise you guys but after thinking about it, you people are ENDLESS hours of laughs and entertainment!

Thanks for entertaining comedy thinking that socialism will be successful in the United States LOL!

Now, go back to your basement in mommy's basement and watch your Michael Moore tapes

[barneygrumble]

your mom is michael moore

[TheSergeiTrapForce]

not funny

[rampart231]

that is funny

[seenandnotheard]

your liberal. u should like him. im a republican and i like him, even though he took a cheap shot at palins girl lol