pretty intense rant/barcelona.

[croncaxdee]

your so hot! whats your accent?

[overthelast]

jajajajaj masajeee jajajajajajajaj a

[popstar1195]

shopping in stores for christmas presents i swear i waited 30 minutes on a line to buy lik 2 things i'm doing my christmas shopping online next year

[nuemph13]

coconut hast du ein bisschen zu langsam ausgesprochen ;)

ich war diesen sommer mit freunden in bcn - wahrscheinlich am selben beach mit den selben coconut-männern, masage-asiatinnen (ein freund hat sich übrigens massieren lassen), cold-drinks-sellers und dem donut-mann der auch in shakiras neuem video ist ?!!

so ..what i hate? the sea!

[UnisonChords]

I hate it when people spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to go to places that are overseas and are only good for the beaches and pretty much anything that has to do with someone wearing a swimsuit. Not that I have anything against the beach, but if you want to go on a vacation, go somewhere people usually don't go like places other than Florida or Hawaii. I know it's weird, but I'd rather go to Europe than to the Carribbean Islands, just for a change of scenery.

[MoralityAsTimidity]

Barcelona is not part of the "Spanish" thing. Barcelona is Catalan, part of països catalans. And Barceloneta sucks, but you have to go a little further to get to a nice beach, like Sant Adrià de Besós. Also, it probably never is 40 degrees in Barcelona, so meteorology fail for you. Though I have to agree, the "massaje" part and the cervesabeer guys can be annoying sometimes. You didn't see the tattoo guys or sunglass sellers?

[PUN117]

@MoralityAsTimidity lol and they say he is the nerd XD

[MoralityAsTimidity]

@PUN117 If 4 months of partying and hanging on the beach in Barcelona is nerdy then I'm a super nerd, for sure.

[PUN117]

@PUN117 hahahhaaa XD atleast you go out then this guy is a loser and your a winner!

[Mr3rdageprayer]

people that are so self confident that they think you cant beat the hell out of them :)

[tracymshaw]

I absolutly can not stand the paper on crayons!!!! urg something about it just pisses me off!!!! but even more than that i cannot stand coloring with a marker thats about to go out-it riuns like my whole day-they way it sorta jerks-and that sound!!!! urg its awful!!! yeah im wierd...

[haeselschen]

Ich hab mir des zweimal reingezogen, fest davon ueberzeugt, dass ich dein Gesicht irgendwo schonmal gesehen habe. Jetzt hab ich's: du siehst aus wie Pinocchio.

[Sue950]

Ich mag nicht wenn leute banannen neben mir essen , wegen dem geräusch . Ieh ! :'DD

[funkychoclatekitten]

half naked tourists on the not so sunny beaches of great britain

[KCluvsATL]

i hate when the shower water comes out in a trickle. PISSES me OFF

[wurstwasser72]

I hate Tom Cruise. It's as easy as that.

[Canelypower]

das ist echt so lustig... genau die gleiche erfahrung habe ich auch gemacht in barcelona.

And they were really annoying :)

[trustxmexboy]

i like you! you make me smile. :)

[AmberChristina14]

I was at a beach in Egypt and guys kept coming up to us trying to sell stuff. It was VERY annoying. so i feel for ya!

[Mcplayer1993]

pussy

[TheKkjell]

besser als der restliche deutsche scheiss

aber mitchel wird fuer immer der beste sein :)

great job tho

[salamati23]

He is not cute but he looks handicapped

[kiwiinwetsuit]

* * * * * <- Five stars!!!!

[LisaSUPERKID]

mensch , ich finde deine deutsch'n videos viel besser (; greetz

[Thatguythenewkid]

ive hated beaches all my life

[lowd10000]

i hate the beach tew

[papercats]

My mother is asian and I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN D: she can rant so much

[kittykathi90]

du bist der deutsche mitchell davis ;)

[Lagun4ik]

ich mag deine brille! voll stylisch!!!

[TheSamsammysam]

I HATE ANNOYING PEOPLE

[hottpink544]

i hate copycats:/

[Ismelito]

Spanish beaches are very funny :P

[lamentablewaffle]

ah dude, don't hate on the beaches!!

the beaches lurve you!!

You should go to a beach in Hawaii or something.

:) They are much better.

[crazycoconut1993]

mein lieber herr das fängt an gruselig zu werden.. ich bin in london, komme wieder und sehe dass du auch da warst. und jetzt das gleiche! :D

[Marciilein]

Barthelonaaaa! XDDD

[PeanutButterPanic16]

I hate people, who hate themselve, and other people, and the world...

Because life is much better than you now^^

sorry for my English...

[Stefiebaby11]

Yeah! Im Brazilian and at the beach there are always some people trying to sell you ice cream >_O Its weird..

But! I really hate when you're at the beach and the wind blows sand in your eyes.

[WBminusthefrog]

Lmao Friggen Highlarious as always Glad Youre BACK! i want a free MASSAGE!

I hate my Job.

But most of all i hate bad children who act up in public. just makes me want to strangle them =) Then sell their body parts on EBAY for 5 cents

[SaraNicoleLolz567]

I hate rap music (that doesn't have any musical skill whatsoever), Hannah Montana, and Twilight fangirls who haven't even read the books.

(No offense if any of you like or are rap singers/Hannah Montana/or if you are obsessed with Robert Pattinson; just my opinion.)

:]

[xshoyasaucex]

what do i hate?

a question i should think of before i drift off tonight

[MaryJaneWhatsername]

I live in Florida...and yes, beaches suck! haha. I am surrounded by beaches, but I never want to go...Not my thing. =p

I hate heat...again, I live in Florida. haha. This is SO not where I should be I guess. haha!!

[JeronimoGregolini]

Argh! Im live on Brazil and i HATE beaches. Believe me, Brazil beaches sux. Of course... there is the hot chicks on bikini, but i can get that on internet for free :P

(I'm a natural born Brazilian)

[nickster5008]

amusement parks. i love the rides but i hate the line ups, they are so ridiculous. i went to canada's wonderland the other day and spent about 7-8 hours there and only got to go on 7 rides. we waited an hour alone just buying tickets and getting into the park because they had to check our bags for food so that we would have to spend 10 dollars on a hotdog in the park.

[Skorsch]

oh yea! this sucks...then u have to go again when the weather sucks! like i did once we had to wait for like 10 mins!

[bwahahaha14]

i hate the sand and the nasty fish filled water. oh yeah, and the beach smells like death! haha

[pierre13david]

Ew, i hate the beach, too. I used to love it when i was young, but then i grew up and came to my senses. I hate sand in places unmentionable and i can't stand the sun and i hate the people crowding and freaking out about the little crab walking on the sand. Ugh. Beaches. Horrible memories.

[heedles]

the public beaches where I live seem much nicer! no annoying people selling things... and I actually enjoy the sand feeling

i do not know what i hate

[smeng]

*HOLA, MASAJE D_D??* tehehehehe xD

I HATE SNAILS!!! Because they are slimy and I once grabbed/touched one on the rubbish bin handle without knowing and it was dark and rainy that night...x_X

[kracyy]

hahahahahahaha :) I definitely hate when ppl try to sell stuff right in your face, because really if you wanted to buy it you'd go up tp them

[Skorsch]

exactly.

[StarHorses101]

'Coconut, coconut,coconut,coconut,' lol!

[sabiisocks]

I hate the dark

[jonesstormy8]

haha, the colorful containers in the background! For some odd reason that cracks me up

[TheShanaSTATICshow]

what do u use to edit ur videos? oh and i hate downloading a good editor and it wnt let me post my vids coz its copyrighted or something lol

[Skorsch]

i edit my videos with sony vegas 8.0

[TheShanaSTATICshow]

did u buy it or download it??

[Skorsch]

i bought it

[wtfiskat]

Am I in love with your voice? YES.

You're cyuteee!

[pixelperfect09]

anyways public beaches can be annoying but private beaches= LANGWEILIG! i've been to both and private ones, there's no one there and you can hear fish tlkinh it's so quiet.

public ones, theres action so it's fun making fun of ppl..but i hate the pedophiles there..i kinda know what you mean. there's a lot of things i hate but right now what i hate the most:

GROUPIES @ CONCERTS [get a life you sluts], SAU @ CONCERT[grls that scream too much], gaining weight, even tho now im 117 i think its 2much

[pixelperfect09]

TIP SKORSCH: wait until the sunlotion is dry...it's what i do and it works...i also avoid any contact with sand when i tan but you probably don't tan...

and im Spanish/Italian and think it's cool you're takin interest in spanish things since i'm into german things but it's a pretty mean thing what you said about the dude...

dude's gotta hustle to make a living you know?

[ximsoome]

you went to BARCELONA ? o:

but anyways;

i hate beaches too ):

i alwayss get sunburnt no matter how much sunblock or how short amount of time i'm on the beach.

[em8899]

wah! I was in spain this summer too...I know what you mean. Its not that the asian women (and i saw some men too) offering massages annoy me, but i was on the beach and there were some large, older people in bikinis being massaged near where I was sitting and everything shook. Scary!

[JeSuisNici]

Das ist noch GAR NICHTS.

In Italien hörn sich die Kokusnussverkäufer nämlich so an: "Coco Bello, Coco Bello, Italiano Italiaaano Italiaaaanooo Coooocooo, OMA! OPA! Viagra!!"

Ohne Witz, das ist echt übel... genau das hasse ich dann wohl :)

[bonbonrunner]

i hate spiders, clowns, and cats....so basically anything evil

[Ohmygarters]

I hate lots of things. I hate seeing people I dislike out of school when I'm shopping. Mmhmm

[vanezerene]

i loved the hola masaje part xDDD(I speak spanish) I also hate those guys in the beach screaming like crazy.

you have to do more german lessons :)

bye

[1900314]

i hate bugs, spiders, the cold, and....hannah montana!!

[XForeverxDeadX]

I hate spiders o___o

LOL

but seriously

i hate them Dx

[proudveggie]

I hate beaches. There's too much sand and it gets everywhere and it's itchy and uncomfortable, and there's too many people and they're all really annoying and I could rant about beaches forever...

I now have the word 'coconut' stuck in my head, like it's a song or something, but it's not...it's just a word that you said a bunch of times. So thanks for that ¬¬

Awesome video as always

=D

[Skorsch]

MUAHAHAAAA! mission accomplished.

[proudveggie]

*gasp* But that's evil...pure evil!

[JohnnyDurham19]

ahh, those asian women annoyed me so much when I was in barcelona too!

it's like we share the same mind! <3

[guy4rm36109]

i hate jonas brothers.

[bonbonrunner]

WHAT WHAT?!!! WHATTT?!!! haha jk me 2

[HaleSwitch]

lol masahe? maybe she was filipino xD

[blackanesian]

beaches in hawaii arent like that lol

well, at least the people arent like that

[Skorsch]

i bet. hawaii is definately awesome! i have never been there though! maybe in the future ^^

[NeccoWecco]

You went to Barcelona, there's your problem!  Lol not only is it a concrete box, also compacted with people.

[Skorsch]

hehe nice comparison!

[RODalicious]

BTW, where did you get those glasses?

[Skorsch]

from my optician...it is not a special brand

[RODalicious]

You should put on your lotion like 20 minutes before sunbathing, so that the skin absorbs it. Spanish Health Services insist on that haha

No wonder you hated all those sellers... You went to Barcelona, which is like one of the most crowded areas of the country.

Come to the North. Our beaches are better, since we have this fresh marine breeze xDD

[slylink690]

Hey Skorsch!!!

Umm I Hate It When Someone Doesn't Let You Finish A Sentence & They Swear They Know What Your Going To Say Before You Even Say What It Is!!!

ARRRGGGHHH!!!

lol Yeah That's What I Hate...

Great Video Dude!!!

[Annaconda1984]

ich hasse nicht (-:

ich liebe

[kellycappuchino101]

(sorry if i say this wrong. im american.) das gut(e?)

[LifeMusicPassion]

I Hhte nothing but i really don't like loud kids and also i really don't like too loud music at the beach xD totally annoying

[ClaireNoonen]

i'm allergic to coconuts.

I would've told that guy to shut up, then threw one of his coconut's at his head. Yep.

[boombuzzbeep]

I hate yooou :)

Joke of course! Hate beaches for the same reasons as you eugh!

[lAV0Nl]

.___. Ich hasse möchtegern GängstA

[shawn199512]

i hate sara palin

[xRockerChicax]

Haha the video is funny love it<3 I hate public beaches too. Love you<3

[sofreshsomean2010]

i hate water parks kind of. i go to them but they kind of gross me out with everyone being in the water and shizz.

i also hate when sunscreens says no sweat and you still sweat it off. stupid!

[LeahSaysHello]

i hate really slow-moving lines. and crying, screaming young children on airplanes, especially at 6 am flights.

:P

[Isamorria]

4th

[Lover180backflip]

I hate you.

XD

[Skorsch]

i hope this is a joke! :P

[Lover180backflip]

I'll never tell.

= D

[katiecanflyyy]

I went to Barcelona :)

[Skearus]

skorsch mit brille?! oO

[Skorsch]

schon voll lange...

[Edinia]

Skorsch mit Brille... so muss es sein :D

Tolles Vid. =)