An Ocean of Peeeeeee

[theTHEponyLOVER]

my mom told me to pee in the ocean

[juliebug353]

when u flush a toilet it goes into the ocean thats what she meant

[HERPDEDERP49]

holy shit, is that Simon from the yogs

[SniiperrzForRealz]

This my friend is the ghost of Ryan Dunn.

[salenkov]

Bear Grylls would love it there!

[RuneFun12]

Always good to get a fresh view of the Classic Pedo Beard.

[Petah989]

The awnser is yes because not only do people piss in it the fishes do to.

[drzfandbmi]

where do you think all the pee in the world goes when it gets flushed?? the ocean duh!!

[TheRandyMajor]

and everyone else is wondering how many kids you have abducted on that beach 

[turnsout689]

It's like ShayCarl but not

[jasongohck]

i thing its east coast beach

[straightemmeshow]

Hey, why does that look like boni beach.

[allieclason]

@straightemmeshow thats nooooot bondi beach! NO WAY!!!

[etonks]

Not to mention all the fish and other water animals that live in and pee AND poop in the ocean!!!!

EWWWWWW!!

[healonator]

where do you think the fish pee bro....yeah...you swim in pee

[pnhartigan22]

press 3 rapidly and he looks like a hairy faced chipmunk

[halomanic21]

How the hell did I get here from a 'medical' marijuana video?

[OhMyGosh1997]

@halomanic21 ajajaa haha thos comment was awesome ahahaah xdd

[TheGsharpMajor]

fish and other mammals pee in the ocean. shits too. but all that wastes/bacteria dies out because of the high sodium percentage of the ocean.

P.S. you're stupid and not funny. and ugly. mostly ugly.

[KriahFox]

Um...we're forgetting the fish. They don't exactly get out to use the loo, do they?

[zannakdim]

bankai...

[RingoStarrFan102]

Nice beard.

[wetukman]

it dilutes 

[piersrun]

He looks ie simon from the yogscast

[DemonAMVs]

@piersrun Um no

[9gent]

its the ocean eventually it disapers unlike a pool

[CSSPro1999]

An Ocean of Peeeeeeeople

[5RoseLilly]

Guys look these days or MOUNTHS please dont go to the ocean cuz I LIVE IN LONDEN and many sharks come and eat people and youll get no arms or legs or anything exept your head!! Im warning you go to the sea oh no wait actully they come from the OCEAN TO THE SEA ugh I got it mixed sorry but BEWARE!!!!!

[fearlesssabertiger]

@5RoseLilly ... :l

[XxElectroMasterzxX]

u look good

[alexandsamantha100]

look at 0:53

[LOVERxxLOSER]

your head is funny

[andrew30133]

not like fishe pee in the ocean or anything..

[freakygirl108]

there is a bacteria that actually consumes waste from both animals, humans, and other bacteria in short, germs eat our pee

[MrKatyte10]

If ya think its pee ocean so come in summer near baltic ocean we will see waht u cann ocean of pee....

[hoveringmooseman]

woooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh I am so fucking rofling my lungs out of my chest right now!

[TheEvanDude112]

That's alota Pissy Pissy!

[KirbyPeachFan40]

Buut, a way to tell if someone's peed is if the water is cold there. It is supposed to be warm so if it's freezing, all the pee went into one place. :b

[savannahhewson]

@KirbyPeachFan40 Thats not true. Its the other way around. If you find a warm spot, thats where the pee would be, not a cold spot.

[marquessimon]

@savannahhewson illl just thumbs up both hurdy hurr hurr

[KirbyPeachFan40]

I think that's in Alabama! :)

[Skahula3]

soooooo many people!!!Obviusly ur never been to Adriatic sea during the season...Shit,you cant even put ur towel anywhere near the sea..All the people u see in this video can be put in 4 square meters in Makarska or any place else in croatia..

[jessica2213ily]

fucking gay as fuck!

[usryb]

I wonder how many FISH pissed in this ocean......

[xNWAxRAWx]

You are so fucking stupid. Who the hell cares?! I hit the pause button as soon as I saw you ugly ass face

[aprilthrusday]

I love how he's like 'tons and tons and tons of people' while in China you barely have a spot of sand to stand on.

[wavesurfer111]

uhhh

who cares??? lol

[johtohoennfan45]

Urine is 95% water and is completely sterile. Urine is not dirty at all, it just seems gross.

[randomrighthere561]

In Soviet,Russia the ocean takes a piss onm you!

[metallicaholic43088]

@randomrighthere561 lol

[hotstudd2087]

lame

[Supdude180]

press 4 WOO A BEE

[williswilliswillis]

i piss in the ocean daily WESTCOAST!

[marcosups]

nasty women

[VenomFangTV]

That woman clearly has issues.

[1acroyear1]

Every sea-dwelling organism pees in the ocean. Every fish, mollusk seal and whale. Every day. Why do you think the ocean is salty?

[RBell86403]

Which ocean is that? I would like to know so I won't ever go there.

[bigsmitty78]

The salt in the ocean kills alot of germs

[TheMainhole88]

i pooped in the ocean

[checkzack]

some say that pee is what makes the water salty.

[skakid1998]

I pee in the ocean it's 98% pure water anyways what are you guys afraid of minerals and what about fish they've peen peeing in there too the ocean is full of pee I would say embrace it but that sounds like I'm telling you to go hug pee which I'm not

[mimiloverlover]

i would never pee in the ocean that would be gross

[wakayme]

thumbs up if when you saw the first guy with the ocean behind him you thought of the guy from jaws?!

[jjws]

who cares about pee, you know whales and other sea animals ejaculate right into the water, right?

[LOPEX000]

I take a shit into the ocean.

[acesofspaces100]

Don't drink water, fish pee in it

[legitimatelybeastly]

@acesofspaces100 well, that's a stupid thing to say.

Just my state of opinion.

[hulksmash911911]

you know there is a small form of plankton that can swim up ur urin stream and lay eggs!!!!!! harmless though

[updatedvideoz]

and i peed last week in you mouth, disgusting bitch

[imlatinoguy]

I did not click on OCEAN OF PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to see a hairy man

[wiltzandrew]

We have officially found the world's most Jewish looking man. Haha. Love your videos.

[stephenwinkler]

At least you do not have Communism anymore.

[duffbitch]

Pee is sterile.....who cares! You swim in fish faeces!

[CrazyBrattyChicks]

ok the baby is touhing the moms boobs SHE DOESNT EVEN NOTEST HAHAHA LAMO

[newpaltzut2ber]

PEE ?? WHATS THE BIG DEAL // HELL I SHIT IN THE OCEAN ONCE CUZ I WASN'T GONNA MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM .... KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED ?? ITS SOOOO GREAT ... YOU DON'T NEED ANY TOILET PAPER !! THEN AS I WAS GOING IN A MAN AND HIS LITTLE BOY WERE HEADING OUT TO WHERE I WAS .... AND THE KID YELLS OUT .... "DAD ... LOOK !! IT'S A FLOATER , EWWW !"

Yup, it sure was !!

[bestamerica]

'

that is normal people are peepeeing in the beach ocean,,,

nothing wrong with it,,,

but NO peepee in the swimming pool

[Mods4Cods]

pkr

[MrKfreeburg]

no wonder its so salty ....

[littlefuzzer]

Yeah right!..the old didn't pee in the ocean..his prostate is the size of a garpefruit..that dude is peeing seven times a night

[TheTeddwutu]

1sec. and i must laugh so loud :D :D

[SuperSneakySteve]

How did a fat stupid guy with a beard get that hot chick?

[InuyashaKagome027]

Dude, why do u care? All aquatic animals pee in the ocean.

[Hutcarlingos]

BUT I HAVEN'T, says the old man

[Yedaddy1234]

That dude needs dental.

[vipmd]

that isnt shit u should see how many people there are on clearwater beach sometimes

[anslowp1]

So if a fish pees in the ocean, it's conservation. If a human pees in the ocean, it's pollution?

[redibeaver]

Looks like a good beach to take a dump in the ocean! Pretty funky already with lots of homely, fat people......like a giant bidet to douche my azz in! This must be paradise!

[XxXxXfangXxXxX]

am i the only dude that left in the first second of the vid :/

[bkm1243]

lol the baby was grabbing her tit

[TheKx3clan]

noooooooooooooo

[zomgbbqwth]

its so salty, there are no germs in there~

[anthrocrane]

Strange thing is, though I love water and swimming, I have never swam in the ocean.

[re7urd]

why do you think is so salty...?

[leeds4life4eva]

that guy is sexy

[HUHGQ]

I LoL at your face.

[cowboylogic101]

'How many have pissed in the big drink is your question' Here is your answer. All of them, everyone, each of us. Still not gross.

[Aircraftmechanical]

Was that intended to be funny?

hahaha... Willy i ate the Cat

[math255]

if everyone would pee at the same time thee would be problems but the ocean can clean one stupid pee so pee in the ocean

[lor7899]

i dont pull my pants down but i only pee in the ocean if theres no bathroom nearby or if its really gross!!!

[bloodredkisses24]

DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[webstererc1]

stupid

[zohair25]

this guy need a bloody shave

[ViolentVendetta]

trash

[RayRay2781]

Oh and that sign means AUM from i think Inda, it the meditation sound AAAUUUMMMMM! i learned that lol.

[RayRay2781]

This is like that south park episode/

[didaloca]

I drop my pants in the murky water and lay some eggs too.

[belask]

i peed a couple of times.

[onani912]

yeah, humans aren't the only ones....

[timbulb]

Pee is the last of your worries in the ocean.

[tyrus244]

i peed

[standardgear]

i was watching "sea monsters" and this man was pissing in a river only his feet were under water and some parasite swam up his urine stream and crawled in his penis

id rather swim in a pool then river,lake, or ocean anyday

[meatycheeks]

@standardgear Yeah, that sounds likely....

[TRUPAC12]

How can you swim there, there are sharks and a lot of other things, in Croatia we don't have sharks, or anything so dangerous.

[wogsland]

What, there are no toxins in the Adriatic?

[TRUPAC12]

Yes there are some, but there are no those bad speacies..

[Nickmuzi]

@wogsland Alot less than over there.

[mhizaeroswaqqueen]

@TRUPAC12 I WANT 2 GO 2 CROATIA

[TRUPAC12]

@mhizaeroswaqqueen you should come, our sea is clean, there are less dangerous species than in ocean... so I think it is perfect..

[MrOlekul]

@TRUPAC12

you do have black sea​urchins with sharp sticks on them.

[TRUPAC12]

@MrOlekul Those are not too dangerous, you just bypass them,and you are peacefull..But if you step on one, you can get those sticks out of your foot very easely...

[MrOlekul]

@TRUPAC12

my father stepped on one :/ dont you punch the foot to all the needles are crushed to small pieces, and wait intil they are gone? Bear Grylls said so..

[TRUPAC12]

@MrOlekul We usually take them out with needle, or pincette...You can wait untill they are gone,if you cant take them out,but it will hurt when you will walk :)...

[Mystylplx]

Somehow I think the relative few humans huddling up against the shoreline are not significant contributors to the oceans total pee count. It's the stuff that actually lives in those vast expanses which make up 2/3rds of the the earths surface that are the real culprits.

Don't sweat the human pee--you're bathing in fish pee; dolphin pee; nay even whale pee.

I think it';s the whale pee I would be most concerned with.

[jonasbrothersrock191]

i peed in the ocean

[xINVISIGOTHx]

you should have done a survey and asked 100 of those people at the beach if they peed in the water toady.

[R17Za4]

u dont have any problem by swimming in pee but i hate hearing ur voice

[junap922]

think about all the fish shit before considering piss

[divavc]

i was tring but that kid keep on brotring my then i smack dat boy in the moth were the cheto sstan was oh when yall see diva vc commets thats me her 8 year old grane pease

[Seattlecarnut]

I'm willing to bet that's the case. You gotta relieve yourself somewhere. A swimming pool wouldn't work, since it's a smaller area. So the ocean would make more sense, eh?

[bmcwcl]

You are disgusting.

[messianicsephardi]

Imagine a swimming pool

[dr400motard]

odds are...no matter what yur location dry or not, someone has graced that area with some urine

[ZionTuber]

wth?! this is funny!

[apologiamixer]

Yo dude! It is sure salty.

[TheRussianMeatball]

dude think about all the fish too i mean not just people pee fish pee all the time and what about fish poo

[Superhanddoekman]

Pee is 95% water. (:

[XxPSYCOKILLERxX]

GO PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[Y0Y0SHI]

i dont care about the pie i just want to know how i get all that sand out of my ass

[ilusion40]

Tiene un polvo la chica.

[sarahewright9]

maybe that's one reason why it's so salty xD jk...

[blinko656]

funny!!!

[crazzyboy696]

@sarahewright9 The reason it's so salty, is that when the sperm whale ejaculates, it releases 100+ gallons if sperm.

[filterdragon]

Man, fish, crab, nudibranch(sea slugs), shark, turtle, etc .... all urinate (& defecate) in the ocean. That's not what I would be concerned about. The sand you're build that castle out of ... it has a higher fecal content than the water. Sand is one of nature's filters for the ocean. Meditate on that. Also ... stay out of the sea foam! Waste in the water is collected by the surface of the bubbles(another natural filter).

[wogsland]

I was wondering what those brown parts I'm always digging up were...

[mysubsbang]

lol too bad we couldnt see her stand and pee lol

[turdmonkeysrule]

that is a gross thought and yes I have peed in the ocean!!!

[Nugburner420]

omg put on a shirt

[whalelubber]

what about those people that "accidentally" swallow some water huh??

[ReneeRoxUrSox]

haha yeah

that turns me off going to the beach ..like ever

[XxDemonxrougexX]

And all those people who go under the water and come out spitting water out of they mouth...ew.....that's just...EW!!! FUCKING NASTY!! YUCK!!

[yutube4here]

Not only the pee that comes from people in the water, but people at home, once people at home pee in the toilet and flush...scratch that, eventully flush, the water they flushed goes into the sewers, and the sewer waters lead to the ocean. Thats several other liquids and trash your swimming in that i'd feel better not to say..

[Pearloopsxox]

ew? seriously? ew!

[jsmallwood2007]

where you think they pump sewer water so your swiming in a little bit worse than pee lol

[Spontanyus]

Why would you post this clip as a video response in a new scientist video? Loser.

[gabe0083]

well considering water evaporates and its a big ocean, I would not dwell on it

[nepalihercules]

lol indians meditate under pee water

[KobyBrandt]

Knowing that all the sea vermin are peeing in the ocean right along with the few terrestrials that choose to take a dip and a pee, and knowing something about concentrations and dilutions, then I'd say that you have nothing to really worry about Brad. I'd be more worried about those little sea beasties biting or stinging me -- or even worse yet, having me for dinner. The pee in the ocean is the least of my concerns.

[wogsland]

Then why does the water near the shore get warmer during the day when all the people are in it then, huh? You're probably going to tell me it's sunshine or some other such nonsense! Well I won't stand for any of your physics here mister!

[KobyBrandt]

lol - ok no physics 4u Bradley! You wouldn't understand Leaking Theory anyway -- too complex for you. So just go ahead and keep on subscribing to all of those silly faith-based "conspiracy theories" of yours like the Coastal Ocean Peeing Effect. Someday, you'll realize the fallacy of your follies and will finally, yes finally, wake up to THE TRUTH!

Then, you can thank me...

[jminnich500]

lol wogsland "Well I won't stand for any of your physics here mister!" you are awesome! keep up the great videos

[JustMeMyselfAndYou]

I have never peed in the ocean only because i don't swim in the ocean cause i don't like deep moving water. and i have only been to the ocean once.

[TimberGeek]

If you look at it long term enough the entire planet's pee eventually passes through the ocean.

[wogsland]

So you too enjoy a tasty draught of dinosaur pee...

[TimberGeek]

Finest brew on the planet, truly well aged and mellow with deep complexity. :)

[Octahoney]

I have also peed in the ocean but i do not pee in pools. Peeing in a pool just feels wrong. LOL

[wogsland]

What about salt water electrolysis pools?

[bbkmomma]

Hey Wogland and family -- we have very lively discussions about this! Yes I pee in the ocean in answer to your question. Hope you had good time at the beach anyway.

[wogsland]

And I think anyone who says they don't pee in the ocean is probably lying.

[cataloger1]

I'm laughing so hard that now I have to go pee. Alas, there's no ocean to be found where I am. Great video!

[wogsland]

When I was a kid growing up in MD we went to Ocean City every summer.

[EasyRaoul]

Hmmmm....

No wonder the sea taste's salty...

Aaay!

[TimberGeek]

LOL!

[TheMeltingSnowman]

And people wonder why the ocean pees back on us every now and again.

[kayceprincess]

at our beach you swim with the turds as the sewage outlet is so close by.... thats why i don`t swim in the sea lol :)

[wogsland]

YUCK!

oh man, your so right.

tot-up all those people.

think of all that potential urine. It is mind bogling.

and as someone else said our sewage systems empty directly into that there, not far, ki