Heart Throb Dream Date game for Pre Teen Girls from the 1980's Game Review by Mike Mozart

[dancepiglover]

Also, how do you even play the game?

[dancepiglover]

Can't stop laughing. My friends and I would have laughed at this when we were ages 8-12 too. (By the way, they couldn't make it ages 13-16?) And the most obscure names for some of them. Gorgeous guys? Fail! lol

[mrsmaintenance]

OMG - I remember this!! I remember girls in school getting in trouble for having the cards on their desks. Mr. Miller would have nothing of 4th graders looking at boys instead of math worksheets!

[markawesomedaniel]

my name is mark and my cousin is name is ricky

[diygamer123]

@Taylorsstuffandstuff how do you know that...

[leneyboo]

Sonny started the Juicehead trend that became a popularity in Jersey.

[mackenzie2111]

That girl lookes like the oldest girl from full house. Is it her?

[rebrella]

I actually remember this. Man the 80s thought some weird things about us girls XD

[jorgeferrufino94]

Wat year was it made in?

[losatta123]

They all look like pedos...

[CupcakezLuvandfun100]

I am ten and I the them I was cracking up! EPIC FAIL

[ElveeKaye]

I guess the subject of child molestation hadn't yet gained national attention, or something. This is in really bad taste. The least they could have done was have young boys in their early teens instead of all these creepy, van-driving child-stalkers.

[pascogladdys]

omg i'm 11 and i hate it. EPIC FAIL

[myrandomnoob]

Joel's eyes remind me of dexter

[lpscheeta123]

I'd rather be single

[Anaerok]

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[aoinokitsune]

they all look like they are mentally retarded, pedophiles/rapists, or obviously gay

[HisPrettyButterfly]

Trevor looks scary as hell :O

[fudgebiskets]

why would someone make a game for girls, were all you do is pick one out of 60 pedophiles? talk about boring and creepy.

[whaizthah]

I couldn't help but notice how clothed they were ?

and how old they looked

[Binki203]

LMFAO CUZ THERE HAD TO BE A WOODY <3 ahahha, these guys actually agreed to model for this game? ... CREEPY

[ergotempusvernum]

If That were my selection, I would go for the girl.

[pinkraven004]

the emo of the 80th.. LOL!!

[MegaAnnbannan]

LOL My geography teacher has this game in her room.

[CES888100]

Ricky is trying be sexy

[pokemon716mariah]

Omg lol

[Magickstarlight]

The dog

[bekahbear44]

stop at 46 seconds into the video... Ashton Kutcher?!?

[punkqueen123456789]

lol randy is gay

[iEmoFish]

i'd go for the dog <3

[mustloveMJ119]

Chris looks like Buzz from home alone XD

[ickybonesss]

I think I'd rather date the instruction manual.

[LillethTheRabbit]

i'd go for Max and Rex :3

[illtellyouifyouwant]

neil haha jk

[LilyMoth12]

Who are some of these guys?

[bobbeta30]

They are all fricking scary

[25theturtle]

One of them kinda looks like Edward cullen

[AbsoluteMAL]

joel or marty

[ppn4able]

rex

[elyonum]

Play this with your gay friends. Trust me, hilarity ensues.

[AbsoluteMAL]

@elyonum HAHAHAHA THAT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN!

[amanda1053]

Did Bobby remind anyone else of Rocky Balboa?

[LilyMoth12]

My mother keeps this game in the attic like my aunt does with all her toys.

[caitwon]

Something mom had when she was 12....

[dmenkhau]

Can I go with Rex?

[ripplepool]

the dog was hotter than all the guys XD

[mikadimmy]

wtf all the guys are 18 or ^^^^^^^

[lightwilldie]

they are all mad ugly.

[MameySapote]

some poor guys only claim to fame is being a print model for that game... doubt he minds though... stories for his cell mates

[orlando24932493]

thumbs up if when you saw randi you thougt he was gay

[sleeksheepfox]

Rudy looks like Bob Saget

[crabbydabby]

lol Mark made me crack up

[SunburstBarbie]

mark is a nerd!

[savannahswebkinz]

your a grown man you walk in your house and you see your little girl playing this game and a card with a man on it that looks just like you and has the same name as you WTF...?????

[orlando24932493]

theyre all UGLY!!!!!!! exept for rex the dog xD

[cutey123woohoo]

joel cause he looks like charlie sheen LOL

[Yetikitty]

neil:)



[Ranako515]

I would have run away yelling 'COOTIIIIEEESS'

[fluffyemokittens]

neil any one else ?

[wolflover646]

joel looks like a younge charlie sheen

[froggy227ful]

@wolflover646 i agree

[sonamyfan11]

Why does Trevor look like a younger version of Tim Curry?

[KelcieIsEvil]

Rex the dog looks pretty sexy.

[AnitaDickish]

Trevor is H-O-T!

[Toadfrommario]

THAT DOG IS FREAK'IN HOT I DATE HIM!!!! :)

[TheHumbleOutsider]

It'd be a fun game to play at a sleepover for giggles. It's three am and your starting to get tired, so you whip out this game and you'll be laughing till the sun comes up. 

[starwarstrekkie]

I choose...

Mike Mozart!

lol

[heyheymister]

girls get to choose from a wide variety of pedofiles!! yay.

[AndieTiggerPyro]

Rex, obviously. XD

[omophagia]

Rex is hot

[RobbytheLion]

I'm not a girl, but I'd choose Woody.

[LovePeaceAndPandas]

I rather date the dog

[HisPrettyButterfly]

Trevor's pic scared the crap out of me! Ewww! They all look like dorks!

[TheAmazingCheese1]

If i had to choose one i would choose Mark because all the others look creepy

[totems101]

I have this game...

[kkggttyy]

because its every girls dream to be raped

[ytmbyt]

i need a big dickk now

[AngelaToTheSky707]

......im ashamed to pick one but....

Skip.

[AuraCyan]

Neil.

[SunburstBarbie]

mark?! nerd

[fitnessexpert2010]

he's a honk

[fudgebiskets]

don't freak out, but i;'m actually 11. i do NOT want some game with cards that have pictures of pedophiles on them!

[ericarcurrie123]

@fudgebiskets im 11 two

[princessmewtwo]

I'd date the emo

[Tdawg1978]

Woody

[5thkie1]

i wonder what the cashier was thinking when he bought this -_-

[earthrose93]

Chris looks like harvey from sabrina the teenage witch the series.

[OMGoc9]

Mark actually looks like by mom's old best friend from high school... he would go 2 all her dances with her cuz she went 2 an all girl school so she didn't meet boys

[rowdykoko13]

hmmm...i would date the dog before i dated anyone one of those guys...

[Kekokop313]

mmm Randy

[ashgirl0]

i decide me no date AT ALL!!!

[nickwalco]

Joel

[ptrisha0624]

i loved this game when i was young haha!! classic!!

[clubpenguin1212100]

i nearly spat my drink out from laughing! XD

lol!!!

[sleeksheepfox]

Rudy looks like BOB SAGET!!

[hellotelephone1]

btw Trevor looks like Vincent from that old Beauty and the Beast TV show.

[hellotelephone1]

my abs hurt from laughing so hard!! XD

[thegatesoflife76]

One of them on the box looks like a young Charlie Sheen.

[Bibliaddiction]

OH MY GOD, CHRIS, GIVE ME MY NAME BACK D:

[Digipup4life]

... If I HAD to pick, I'd pick Chris.

... Thank god I don't have to pick...

[broanna4ever]

none of the above

[mrspattinson66666666]

max and rex :3

[LaughingDeerHead]

I can almost hear them say: "Hey little girl. You want some candy?"

[CyntheahH]

Nick looks like Nicolas Cage!

[tattooedpain29]

ha ha ha.... They should do a " Where are they now " on these guys

[mrshjonas]

Not dating Any of them! Gimme the dog!

[ClassicTVMan1981X]

@mrshjonas

I think he said "dud." You didn't hear that one well.

[dsi991]

neil looks like a rapist

[iMusely]

Is this game encouraging 10 year olds to have woohoo with theyre dad lmao

[MiniStrawberryCakes9]

I've seen hotter guys in video games, meh, Joel's kinda cute...

[haven1095]

Loved that game

[COMboy112]

srecw max iam go to steal your dog !

[jackjacker70]

my name is on one of those cards lol

[jackjacker70]

my mom has one of those boards

[StarDust397]

i pick rex.

[kitty20456]

ummmmm there arnt any guys on there that are cute aAT ALL hmmmm ill go with that dog then...

[misspinkpunkykat]

I'd pick the dog.

[cutiemoonie]

lol all white guys

[Nillawaffer4u]

Is there an option to just pick the dog Rex, the guys are too old and creepy. At least the dog looks happy and friendly

[ice1515151]

this was really funny

[TheNuttywanda]

NONE OF THEM

[AngelosMonark]

trevor looks like michael jackson @_@

[TheGamergirl64]

Auto correct fail (pedofiles)

[TheGamergirl64]

I see and awful lot of peepholes in that selection no wonder there in a kids game

[iL0V3ABL3]

Those were considered hot guys? By who, pedophiles?

[Tinman888100]

Nick is definitely Robert Downey Jr.

[AliisaMurphy]

I would date the dog.

[lovethyyellow]

Trevor and Niel are pretty cute. lol this is a sad game for girls everywhere, despite the good looking men, and their probable ages.

[shanedawsontvlove100]

EWWW. I WOULD JUST NEVER PLAY THAT GAME.

[punca]

they look like guys from the 80s and they acctually look hot. I am sorry.I am a girl and they look fine.Is it really from 8 to 12 years old? I don't believe it. Teenage girls probably bought that game.I know I would. And that is my opinion on the game.

[KizuRai]

Rex, hands down LOL

[102Help]

i think Mark looks alot like Buddy Holly

[ManectricPup]

ick

[eajoread]

i think mark was intended to be the dud

[SonAmyFanGurl]

Randy doesn't wanna be in the GIRLS heartthrob game i bet ah

[randomfunest]

do people realize these people are in THEIR eightys now?

[nick46907]

who else thinks the guy in the middle of the box cover looks like charlie sheen lol

[Awsomedudes45]

@nick46907 that was totaly my first t

hought

[Ninjablackwido]

lol how ugly

[abhard6]

I know for sure all the girls would take Rex - the dog!!

The guys are bloody scary looking, enough to turn any girl into a lesbian!

[roxiSKYfox]

well their all pretty creepy-ass but if I had to chose between them I would probably chose neil to be honest with you since you said "the emo" I atomaticaly think "yep, my kind of guy" unfortunatly, I've got a boyfriend ;)

[TheChesandChelshow]

I have a crush on Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance who is 34, but these guys are so OLDDDDD! (& damn ugly) YUUUUCCCK.

[MsLMox]

jole looks best

[sakayla37]

marty looks like hes taking a crap

[RoseyKeeta]

IT'S MAKING ME FEEL EMBARRESED TO BE A GIRL!!!! WWWAAAHHH!!!! :,(

[bunny1rabbit]

@RoseyKeeta ikr? i hate how everything thinks girls love pink, glitter, dresses, flowers, and BOYS! O.O

[MewLillyPad]

All of those guys were ugly. D:

[mellobear1989]

When I was about nine. My grandmother let me play with my older cousin's 'Heart throb' game. But the guy's pictures was in color and had a month on each card. They also had a little chunk of info about them on the card under their picture. I always picked the October one because it was my birthday month and the fact that th guy had a dog in his picture. xD; But the guys in that game looked at least in their late teens.

[spookygodess]

omg i remember my sisters playing this as a 5 year old. they loved it haha. how dorky! lol

[moraz21]

O-O I diceded I'm a lesbien

[6425gorda]

Marty? What THE "Were having some technical difficulties,please stand by" Why couldn't they have picked another name,it doesnt fit him.

[6425gorda]

@6425gorda They should of called him "Idiot"

[neneka]

My aunt gave me this game when I was like seven I hated it but she'd give my sisters and I money to play it and other boardgames with her instead of me reading and my sisters running around out side

[Davtwan]

I think I remember seeing a commercial about this game so long ago, like when I was 4 or 5.

I think it would have been nice if you explain how the game works though. <.<;

[phantomess1870]

Poor Harry...

[dogkelp]

they should do a modern version, but with the real thing, where you have the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, Shia LeBoeuf, etc., and then Pedobear at the center, occasionally getting confused and going after the delicious boymeat instead of teh lolis

[loneshewolf74]

What's really scary is that now girls can actually meet guys like that on the Internet and end up kidnapped, raped, murdered... :(

[mysteriousyoungman]

Dude, I remember seeing this in the stores.

[abandondvoodoo]

I choose the dog.....

[RiceFlavoredPoptart]

Trevor looks like weird al.LOL

[deoyx]

I wouldn't choose any of them. I'm 17 man, and even NOW this doesn't appeal to me.

Oh Randy. Why must you wear small shirts?

[caitwon]

NONE!!!!!!!

[oiramldx]

If this was a game for men and it would be with pictures of women every guy would buy it

[TheWolfgirl11]

Didnt anyone notice most of the fail games he does are from the 80s???

[Insanitycoffee]

Neil!

Reminds me of Neil Gaiman! -3

[BrokenDeath5]

OMG the Mark one looks JUST like my uncle Mark! WOOOOOOOOAAAHH DUDE yno hes dead...... maybe he was like, resurected into this game!!! lol jk

[koolkitten66]

Who would I pick? I'm only 17! All those guys are like, what, 30's to 50's? EW! GROSS PEDOPHILES!

[talkingtree4]

Sounds like you're in love

[Mysticsloth]

loool XD cute.

such young girls are (or were?) into older men? XD hahahah

in japan we kinda play the vice versa (opposit) of that game, but with only drawn manga girls and on computer XD

[w5110]

1:17 anybody notice Randy was wearing a croptop? ....um...?

[snoopysfavperson]

neil



[FireworkBaby1]

neil idk why i guess i like emos

[cheesepeep27]

ITS COCOPUFF



[avrilrocks1200]

ummmm randy is kind lookin on the gay sude and im not a homo phobe but ya he kinda does look gay

[PresleyRoxy]

Oh good Lord. My sisters and I used to have this game. This is terrible! lol

[danadoodlegirl]

Yep, Trevor all the way. ;D Ohhh yeahhh...

I literally started crying I was laughing so hard when he came on the screen. X''DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Maybe they looked in the 'forever alone' section of a magazine back then. XDDDDD