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  • Jesus Christ should be respected in The Highest Regards. His name is not for Use in Comparing Men in Politics or Wherever. He is HOLY We are NOT. I am not threatening but merely stating The "State of The Union" (if ya will). Degrading Words mean nothing to me so Buzzz Away with them. Inevitably You have Free will choice such as i do. And i Choose JESUS CHRIST AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR and Though I respect everyone on This earth, I have no respect for the ones spewing blasphemous statement or Jokes.

  • @JonDonZZ You claim to respect everyone, only you say that you don't in the very next sentence. Pretty much shows exactly how much thought you've put into your beliefs.

    But then I kind of understand how you can say something that contradictory in as little as two sentences. You feel that you need to be ruled by a perfect king that exists solely in your head. You CAN'T respect anyone, because you don't respect yourself enough to realize that NOTHING RULES OVER YOU.

  • @swiggydiggy " I have no respect for the ones" does not mean Everyone. My Choice is JESUS CHRIST. Your Choice is different. I CHOOSE to Be Ruled by HIM. I can Oppose or Object to anything i Diem as DISRESPECTFUL To My Ruler. Just as You may also Object to what I Believe In. My Life is My Own Ruled by Jesus.

  • @JonDonZZ I'm sorry, Jesus is a cunt

  • Utterly, Outright, Total Blasphemy of My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!!! Of course i may be ridiculed for saying this and I DON'T CARE. Think about this when this country is brought to it's knees because of it's own Government and actual Americans are thrown into Detainment Camps, and Civil Unrest will affect Us All......What are Ya going to do while you are pleading "O God Please Help Me" He is More Real than Your Own Self. I suggest that You Accept Him and be Saved. John 3:16 ..UR CHOICE!!

  • @JonDonZZ Blasphemy?! Maher was saying that if more Republican Americans were like Jesus the country would be a lot better off and more moral. Are you just looking for a reason to preach your slightly creepy love for something you have no proof for. Quit threatening other people to do what you want and trying to force people to believe what you believe. You sad lost little sheep.

  • @JonDonZZ What was blasphemous? This sounding like humor to me... not only that, it seems to be in accordance with what Jesus believed and stood for.... seems to me what you deem blasphemous is your precious outdated nitwit wimpy conservative politics being criticized ... which would make your lord, according to your words, the GOP... hmmmm.... think you have one too many mental issues to address other than your choice of silly words and poor interpretation of this clip.

  • Goes to show how "Christian," these religious, practicing Christians in government are.

  • Christ said His teachings would be a rock of offense. There's something of a standard that Christianity poses, some kind of official principle that everything humankind can muster, rails against. Some, even those deemed most vile, still identify with the moral credentials Christ offers, but why? At least secularism, after their power has erased all vestiges of Christian influence, as in Stalinism, Maoism...ignores these teachings with dismissal. Not so comics of the Left, as if it still remains.

  • 71ss427, Bill graduated from Cornell University, an Ivy League school. Based on your rant, I'd say you graduated from Shitkicker High. If you want to hear "dribble, stupid shit", listen to Bachmann, Palin, Bush, Perry, Santorum, Paul Ryan etc...

  • @tkthedj24 ha ha ha ha... good comeback!

    According to this twit 71ss427, our country is going down "the shitter" (indicative of hillbilly regional vernacular) due to Maher never having anything positive or constructive to say. (as if "dribble stupid shit" is so enlightening). I was unware that Maher's comedy had that much power and clout as to bring an entire country to its knees. I guess that supersedes the trillions wasted on two wars that never resulted in success.

  • maher didnt take his medication today.

  • Bill Maher is a fucking piece of shit, a total waste of oxygen!!!

  • @71ss427 And yet, he's important enough that you felt the need to comment.

  • @nordy2010 Ya you are right, It's fucking pathetic that some one can get famous and become a millionaire by being a total fuckup and saying nothing but dribble stupid shit!! Worse yet there are people that think he is funny. No wonder our Country is going down the shitter. He never has anything positive or constructive to say , only cutting people down or slandering people just to get a laugh. Because he has no real talent otherwise.

  • @nordy2010 lol... nordy, you are being way too logical and clever for someone that cant even remotely comprehend.

  • BILL MASHER IS A SON OF A BAGEL W/LOX

    BILL MAHER SUCK MATZO BALLS

    BILL MAHER WAS IN 2 JOO'S 1 CUP OF BOLSHEVIK

  • I'm tired of talking about this. I'm actually an atheist. I'm outta here.

  • The Jesus of the Bible actually supports the death penalty. He said that he came NOT to destroy the Old Testament law, which supports capital punishment. Nowhere did Jesus say that the law was null and void.

    This is funny coming from Maher, who supports the death penalty.

  • And also Jesus was a Jew.

    A lot of Republicans aren't too crazy about Jews..

    ;p

  • That's funny, since Republicans overwhelmingly support Israel. MORON.

  • If he was anything like the South Park Jesus, I wouldn't mind having him as a candidate.

  • If u think that obamacare is free healthcare then ur clueless. Nothing is for free but grace

  • @gweems828 Nothing of worth in this entire world is free. If it is free, it is intangible and somewhat useless to those who are hungry and/or sick.

  • @ArchitectAeterna exactly

  • 31 people are part of the 1%

  • You're jealous of the 1%. Isn't that a sin?

  • Fuck Jesus, there I said it. Can we move along now?

  • @Blackman1000ify fuck you there i said it

  • @isaac5671 Piss off.

  • @Blackman1000ify fuck off

  • @isaac5671 Take your own advice.

  • @Blackman1000ify no seriously fuck off

  • @isaac5671 No seriously, take your own advice.

  • @Blackman1000ify Why would you disrespect someone who spent their whole life helping others?

  • @polishguy994 How could I disrespect someone who never existed?

  • @Blackman1000ify Most historians and scientist disagree with your opinion. The baptism and crucifixion of Jesus are documented historical events (documented in the gospels and Roman writings) The theory that Jesus has never existed has been proven false and there are no facts to back it up, No reputable historian believes that Jesus never existed. His divinity is an entirely different matter.

  • @polishguy994 Let us consider the so-called biblical evidence first. Despite the claims of Christian apologists, there is absolutely nothing in the Old Testament that is of relevance to our question, apart from the possible fact that some prophets may have thought that an "anointed one" would once again assume the leadership of the Jewish world. All of the many examples of OT "predictions" of Jesus are so silly that one need only look them up to see their irrelevance.

  • @Blackman1000ify I'll admit that I don't know the answer to that question, no one does. I believe Jesus was the son of God (part of the holy spirit), and in a strictly theological argument there are facts that would support my opinion. You assume that the arrival of Jesus must have to have been prophesied, which I disagree with, no one would no gods will but god.

  • @Blackman1000ify If you do want proof that the old testament foretells the coming of Jesus then I could show you a few passages to argue my point."Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel. "He was oppressed. and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth"- from Isaiah

  • @polishguy994 There is no convincing evidence to make one suppose that any of the surviving "gospels" were written by eyewitnesses. For example, the authors of the gospels of Matthew & Luke used nearly the entire Greek text of the gospel of Mark, adding sayings taken from yet another document & generally make the miracles recounted by Mark even more miraculous. Had Matthew & Luke been eyewitnesses, they would have written their own accounts without recourse to plagiarism.

  • @Blackman1000ify True, the gospels were written after the crucifixion of Jesus, and the authors of the gospels either got their information from eyewitnesses or from accounts passed down by oral tradition, most scientist and historians seem to think that they obtained their information from both. Many scholars believe that the gospels portray the life and the teachings of Jesus (miracles and divinity aside) fairly accurately.

  • @polishguy994 Yeah his life is kind of a big gap. The story talks about his birth and it picks up to when he was 30 and three years later, he gets killed. There's nothing about him as a kid or a teenager. What's up with that?

  • @Blackman1000ify Honestly, I would be surprised if theteenage years of Jesus were documented. Jesus was a born into a poor Jewish family in a relatively small town with a poor and illiterate population near the border of the roman empire, that's hardly worth time of an educated scholar to document.And the Romans weren't exactly sending scribes to the middle east to walk around and record the deeds of every man who claimed divinity. I'm surprised that we know so much about Jesus.

  • @polishguy994 I believe I can shed light on that. Emperor Constantine who ruled Rome converted to Christianity and made it the official religion of the Roman Empire. As a result, Christianity spread.

  • @polishguy994 and where did this white jesus come from? he might have looked like osama bin laden for all we know

  • @threadysparrow Arabs, Jews, Persians, and Europeans are all considered white. Jesus was Jewish, so he was white, he is just portrayed as being more European white then middle eastern white by some people.

  • @polishguy994 uh... 2000 years ago, people of north africa, just to the east of north africa were very dark skinned. In today's surmise, they would be considered black or "people of color". In fact, its only a recent (last two centuries) where the people have evolved differently due to European influences in these places (and obviously breeding)

  • If Jesus turned up now, the Republicans would have him thrown into Guantanamo Bay as a terrorist.

  • Why would they do that? How would Jesus be considered a terrorist? You're an idiot.

  • @Edgehead10075 I suppose that shows your level of knowledge of the Christian faith. The Christian faith as taught in modern times, especially in the USA, is a perversion of the faith as originally taught. Modern religion has a long history of killing people that disagree with them. Christ would be just one more victim of the modern right wing greed.

  • So who would kill Jesus? Newt? Cheney? Bush? Just curious.

  • @spacecadet35 Yeah republicans, almost like obama, remember the person who has failed to shut it down?

  • I COMPLETELY agree with this! IMO, most "Christians" aren't really Christians. They're not even remotely like how they SHOULD be.

  • Maher is really bozo the clown.

  • He didn't bring up Ron Paul. Ron Paul 2012

  • @varoonmg stop, don't be mean to him! He obviously has some sort of condition...just leave him be in his own crazy world where he's a genius and everyone else has got it all wrong.

  • Its funny, you got people who arent that religious telling christians to have sympathy for the poor and the christians say get a job. Personally im glad they take some of my check and feed the poor.

  • Shouldn't they get a job if they're able to? The Bible also says that those who will not work shall not eat.

  • I know this is supposed to be funny, but it's also so very true! I mean we all know Jesus (if he existed) didn't preform the miracles religious fascists say he preformed. But (if he ever existed) if he said the things he said, how dissapointed would the good man be when he saw how religious fascists raped his kind heartedness...

  • @Bassman0Nate Fully agree with you....

  • maher hates even Jesus......Something is wrong with this guy.,

  • @darkfur35 He does not hate Jesus you moronic idiot!

    He's trying to state that those who PRETEND to defend the Christ's Words, that is Republicans, are THE ones who defend issues that are the furthest from what the Christ said...

    can't you even understand plain simple English??

    I cannot believe someone is stupid enough not to have understood the sketch...

  • @Varoonmg Hating people who believe in Jesus is the same as Hating Jesus. As I can see of you. Your ignorance is very high. Please get an education.

  • @darkfur35 No word can explain how flawed your logic is.

  • Maher's wrong. First of all, Republcans are not against the existene of welfare and healthcare progams, so his entire argument is a crock of shit.

  • @darkfur35 English? DO you speak it? Do you understand it? You must've failed badly in Listening comprehension in school?!

  • I'm pretty sure Teabaggers would agree that Jesus seemed pretty socialist. And if not, his social policies all relied on VOLUNTARY welfare.

  • Not a fan of this guy but nor am I fan of Right wing nutters.

  • I have no problem with feeding the hungry WHEN THE FOOD MAGICALLY APPEARS. I have no problem with healing sick people WHEN THE MONEY USED DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE POCKETS OF HARD WORKING TAXPAYERS.

  • @LibertyordeathRP And that's why Jesus Christ facepalms at Republicans. Not even a minimal ounce of common Christian solidarity. Not even a single iota of "loving and caring for your neighbour" (except when he's gay, of course).

    Ghandi was right: Jesus Christ was a wonderful man. Christians? Not so much.

  • @tecaltabiano loving and caring is alot different from loving and paying, especially to a troubled family in a troubled economy.

  • @LibertyordeathRP How about those that make millions a year without working? Oh right, they get to pay a low tax rate.

  • @ghenulo right and?

  • Yes. Right and? Where does the Bible say that the rich have to pay high taxes?

  • @LibertyordeathRP Or in other words, you applaud good deeds as long as you are not on the hook for them

  • Prime example Protocols of Zion Jews have always and still hate Christ because he exposed their true god of material and hatred for mankind AKA Satanas.

    They have pirated Christians beliefs to conform to Judaism now they will take even the Idea of Heaven and God from you reducing you to soulless animals as they have always seen the Goyim to enjoy servitude to the upcoming Israeli empire that awaits unveiling on all the Nations as Soon As they find their 1st coming of the New King of Israel

  • @DoinDabzByTheSlabs Are you on PCP?

  • @DoinDabzByTheSlabs Lol what? Fuck all religion. Jews, Christians, whoever, fuck them.

  • @DoinDabzByTheSlabs Spare you Jew hating drivel for your Stormfront account

  • @DawnOfTheDead991 Storm Front??? is that where you enjoy a Kosher Scat Storm??

    And I don't hate my good friend who is an Israeli born Atheist from Jewish ancestors he had to learn all the religious shit as kid then to the military then he bailed came over here so keep sucking that Zionist Rooster and cup the Matzo Balls

    And according to their bible crap they are supposed to live every where else till the messiah comes not force it

  • I don't think I've ever disagreed with anything Bill Maher has said. Not to my knowledge anyway.

  • Then you must be an idiot. He's against killing animals but for abortion. He's a moron, and so are you.

  • He also thinks that vaccines are a conspiracy. You are a retard.

  • @Edgehead10075 I say Christians aren't really Christians because if a bum started going to church, trying to get his life together, I guarantee that most of them wont want him there. I hear my mother have phone convos wit her church friends all the time. My cousin had her 2nd baby, & she's shunned by the church. NOBODY talks to her. Does that seem Chrstian-like? Not to me.

  • and then rick eats a paint chip....LOL!

  • Okay, I think that Jesus loves laughter, and everybody knows that this video is hilarious. Maybe ole Bill Maher is working for Jesus, and doesn't even realize it. hahah

  • Is bill saying republicans think obamacare provides free health care or does he think it does that? because it doesn't for most people. You still have to purchase it. The irony is that it is an overwhelmingly capitalist idea.

  • @whwsjackfrost He's saying the republicans think it does that.

  • The GOP should really think about that if they loved Jesus so much.

  • maher is so jokes :D

    -AngerMonk

  • "from whom much is given, much shall be required?" Marxist sonofabitch!

  • @gunterdak "From whom much is given, much shall be required" is not Marxism, it's corporatism. And to put into context, the parable is saying that to whom much financial resources are given, much financial commitment will be required.

  • Jesus wasn't even talking about money there, you stupid fag. He was talking about people who are more GIFTED than others.

  • I Pray for you Bill

  • @dewerbylhserf E-mailing him has a better chance of changing something

  • I just watched 2:41 of pure ignorance.

  • @LifeLovin1 hey hes probably only read the bible. the main theme throughout all the prophets is the power/corrupt way of thinking against the oppressed people. Moses sided with the oppressed against the powerful Pharaoh. Jesus tried to take power and adoration from the wealthy who in turn tried to kill him.

    its not evil to make money, but to do so at the expense of others is wrong (according to the bible).

  • @421ikoom okay.... what did that have anything to with my comment or the video??

  • @LifeLovin1 i thought it was relevant to both. you comment was critical of what bill was saying and i disagreed. that is why my post was trying to stick up for him.

  • @421ikoom Bill Maher was comparing two things that weren't in the slightest compatable. The gov't providing something and a private individual doing it are COMPLETELY different.

  • @LifeLovin1 government is made up of individuals. all organisations are. and all the individuals in the republican party claim to be christians. he is implying that they should start acting like christians. he points out a number of inconsistancies with the party line and the biblical teachings.

    i think we should just agree to disagree.

  • @421ikoom One's christian beliefs should not dictate the way he governs his country. The idea of a person with governmental authority taking away from a rich man to give to a poor man is fundamentally unbiblical. It is not something you're doing out of the goodness of your heart, intead you're unjustly redistributing wealth that is not yours to redistribute. It is okay to act like a christian with your own money but you should never, as a gov't official, FORCE somebody else to do so.

  • @421ikoom Just because I don’t know that era as well as you, does not mean I know nothing.

    Who cares if a rich guy made a threat or under what banner, The whole thing is real shady, my sister asked me today why did people go to war then WWI&II

    CAsH is what I told her, that generation was duped not this one.

    Justify apathy all you want, we need heroes today, believe in yourself! Watch the hands, stop listening to the mouth. How our future is shaped depends on our actions today!

  • @CaptainZuluGamma your posts are all over the place. you cant even back them up with facts. please just stop for your own sake.

  • @LifeLovin1  umad?

  • Like the song says: "If youre in a rut, youve gotta get out of it, out of it out of it"

    Get out of your rut people!

  • Maher's not so suttle comparision of Barak Obama to Jesus is goofy. Obama does nothing for free, but lays the burden on the nation. Obama-care is likey to bankrupt the system. -- Nothing miraclous about that!

  • I dont think Jesus would survive coming back a second time, you people would do the same thing to him as you did to him the last time, because you simply would not believe, even though you have youre whole life

  • Jacob and Moses were dirty,rapist,pedoaphiles,worth less than my shit...What kind of ancestors that kind of children..

  • Tell Joe Leiberman we're ready for him now. More paint chips for everyone!

  • Jesus....

    dislikes traders

    thinks rich people has a very low chance of getting into heaven

    works as a carpenter

    Lived in communes

    Healed the sick for free

    wanted to feed the poor

    Doesn't that sound a lot like a socialist?

  • @Bobloblawman No that sounds like a human who cares for people.

    That is not an issue of division.

    Look, Jesus faught with Communism too.

    Communism is not the poor rising, it is the wealthy controlling the resources and killiing people who dont like being permanently poor.

    Technology and innovation are only created during periods of freedom.

    Communism stagnates human progress, Jesus was champion against the red star leaders roman/rich kings/rabbis. Jesus wanted freedom4poor !

  • @CaptainZuluGamma Where do your get your info? Straight out of your ass? Most of the things you say doesn't even make any sense at all. You are extremely deluded.

  • @Bobloblawman agreed!

  • Well, first of all, Jesus was a liberal, and of course He would never lower Himself to associate with the rancid Republican party as it exists today. The repubes represent everything Christ fought against; He would be the first to denounce them as he did the Pharisees.

  • @MattFrame , Matt you may be missing the point - they would have assassinated Jesus before he had a chance to do anything positive just like they did JFK, RFK, MLK, etc....he would have just been another acronym martyr (JFC)..... ;-)

  • @Getsen42, of course they would have assassinated Him. Even today, Republicans target any individual or legislation that would be of benefit to society, or serve the greater good. The Republicans of today are are like the Pharisees or yore.

  • Republicans would have assassinated him? Lol. I don't see Republicans going around assassinating people, dumb fuck.

    Name one legislation of benefit to society that the GOP is targeting. You're a fucking imbecile.

    Jesus would condemn the Democrats for supporting abortion, and THEY would assassinate him, dumb fuck.

  • Edgehead sobs, "I don't see Republicans going around assassinating people, dumb fuck(s)."

    Your lack of knowledge & your blindness do not negate the reality. Although I can agree with you that republicans are often "dumb f*cks".

    "Jesus would condemn the Democrats for supporting abortion...dumb fuck"

    Many people support women's rights over their bodies,which is different than "supporting" abortion, for those with perception. And Jesus wasn't a repube, so He can't BE a dumb f*ck.

  • Who's THEY? Are you actually arguing that the Republicans assassinated all those people? Fuck you, asshole.

  • @Edgehead10075 , you dumb bastard pull your head out of your ass and read a book.  Of course the shithead idiot republicans kill everything they can't understand or don't like. This is because they need their ass kicked just like you do stupid fuck.....

  • @MattFrame You left out the part where Jesus embraced the democrats and gave them the keys to the everlasting progressive kingdom.

  • Sorry, MattFrame, but Jesus would condemn the Dems for supporting abortion and gay marriage, you FUCKING IDIOT. He wouldn't reward them with shit.

  • Wrong. Jesus totally agrees with the GOP on gay marriage and abortion, and there's no issue where the GOP contradicts Jesus.

    Jesus would condemn the Democrats for supporting abortion. IDIOT.

    Jesus said to help the poor, but he mentioned nothing about the government doing it, MORON.

  • The Soviet Union was socialist/communist. My guess is that Jesus wouldn't have supported the Soviet Union.

  • @Edgehead10075 Compare the Soviet Union with Karl Marx manifesto and you will see almost no similarities at all. Soviet was meant to be a socialist country, but it quickly turned into state capitalism. Socialism is when people collectively own and rule a nation. You should just keep your mouth shut, since you don't really seem to know anything about socialism at all.

  • @Bobloblawman well said....

    and our founding fathers here in the US also set the USA up as a socialist country as well... primarily we still are. But the word socialism hadnt been invented yet...

    ironically the same man who defined/invented the terms socialism, communism and captialism is none other than a German university professor that came from a very wealthy, Prussian aristocratic background named Karl Marx.

  • @CaptainZuluGamma I only debate with people who has some sense of reality. This is why I'm just going to ignore you from now on.

  • @Bobloblawman 1819ad-1913ad USA had free market capitolism then was destroyed over 100yrs of communists that own all the media, gold etc,,,

    Even hitler was communist but like us called it by another name and the stupid masses believe it.

    But look my mouth can run all day, its what my HANDS do that define me, true?

    Then bailouts & permentent taxes are communism, then when we are starved to death from lack of incentive we call for more communism police state stuff we have now.

  • @CaptainZuluGamma Yes, your mouth can probably run all day spewing out all kinds of crazy stuff that makes no sense at all. You're living in a fantasy world, buddy. You're a fool and only a fool would argue with a fool. Thats why I'm not going to argue with you. I'm not a fool. Have a nice life in your little bubble!

  • @Bobloblawman Look You can Read Right ?

    Then Read shit before haveing a fucked up opinion on what you dont know.

    You make me feel like im banging on the side of a fish tank talking to a Goldfish called bobblobawman sounds like a goldfish name too.

  • @Bobloblawman awwwwwwww you dont like what I have to say so your gonna get someone after me hmmmmmmm

    Just who is makeing threats??,

    So if I dont like what you say I can call RCMP have them stick a beaver up your ass for being a little bitch with a stupid face that no loves .

    Fuck You !!

    YUou suck homeless people balls ....

  • Jesus didn't dislike traders, you moron. He was against doing it in God's house.

    Jesus didn't literally mean that a rich person can't enter heaven, only that being rich makes it easier to put material things over God.

    Did Jesus heal the sick and feed the poor with taxpayer dollars? No. So how's that socialist?

    Being a carpenter and living in a commune doesn't make one a socialist, you idiot.

  • @Edgehead10075 Calling me names while you don't really know what you are talking about at all, how pathetic. What are you, like 12 years old?

  • We pay more for healthy food. UNhealthy food leads to profits for the medical industry. One thing causes another. For profit hospitals mean they NEED more people to be sick. For profit proisons mean they NEED people to commit crimes What's so hard to grasp?

  • @Mozart1220 YOU have to be jokeing !!

    Communism didnt work what is so hard to understand that you cant promise food you do NOT HAVE.

    Dishonesty comes from those who claim they can.

    You guys have REAL hard core problems, If only economics was taught in school we would not be here talking about how many Americans will die of starvation.

  • @CaptainZuluGamma Capitalism doesn't seem to be working for most of us either. No one wants PURE anything because you need elements of all things. America could feed the world if we stopped using food as a commodity and for fuel. No one has to die of starvation especially in the USA. Majer was exactly right about Jesus and Republicans.

  • @Mozart1220 Mozart buddy your scaring me, I have been reading this stuff for weeks it’s a scam they (resource delegators) create a problem then offer solution, always being less liberty.

    I’m not saying I have any solutions, except I won’t take advice from those who created the problem.

    Communism is a scam; if you want I can send you my thesis on Athenian democracy very interesting stuff, should help explain how I think.

    I am a liberal, but I have money because I AM con$ervative.