Seto Kaiba's Real Father

[Tinizel]

So if his father is Brock that must mean his mother is NURSE JOY!

[Toshirou142]

Bwahahahahaha!!!!! I WISH kaiba was the love child of Light Yagami and Lelouch! That would be amazing!

[nicosisX]

BIG BOSS!!

[kadapunny]

you buy babies at a store!

[Seviperify]

Light yagami??? O.o

[YugiohfanVSP]

Hey guys please check my chanel yugioh stuff and a cover

[FORtheLOVEofFDUCKS]

I really want to find out where Kaiba's birthmark is...

[Emigdiosback]

@FORtheLOVEofFDUCKS spoiler alert: the birthmark says "Made in Egypt"

[Mischifer6]

Kaiba is the son of King Dedede. That makes so much sense now.

[TheBoshman95]

Big Boss...

[GardeBlaze]

I'm going with Brock. Yami did say that Kaiba sounded like Brock from Pokemon.

[HCKlilylou]

me: I love this show.

friend: What show

me: This show

friend: WHAT SHOW?

me: THIS SHOW!

friend: WHAT SHOW??!!!

Me: THIS SHOW!! THE SHOW IS CALLED THIS!!



[Punk8Addict]

lol "stupid fangirls dont know where babies come from =.="

oh kaiba how we love you and im betting on tony stark.

[signaturehelper]

Tony Stalk or Brock

[tuany88]

FKING BIG BOSS MAN!!!

[anonymousninja5]

Did anyone else think they were making a south park reference near the end? but it wasn't :(

[Xxpunknerd96xx]

Does anyone notice that Carly Carmine from Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's is copying Mokuba's outfit??

[MssBoredum]

Kiba NEVER takes his clothes off O_O

[PrinceShion]

IT'S KING DEDEDE!

[kingdoom115]

@doombuggy33

Lelouch Le Brittania xD

[Pikachu7500]

You buy Babies at a store. Just like everything else. That makes me rethink what they sell at Babies"R"us

[NEOSRULER]

craaaazy but funny

[tintor2]

It has to be the Rower! He is so fucking awesome!

[GaaraXRaven]

I vote Brock, for being their dad

[ktkittycat]

xD Kaiba's dad is a dirty blackmailer?

[MrBeansnacks]

next exciting episode of This

[MonicaChan14]

xDDD

[MASTERM016]

@bobdiggity this is because the way that the japanese address people is by their last name unless they are close friends. "Kaiba" is the last name of both of them. The character refered to as Kaiba's actual name is "Seto". They apparently just kept the name thing when the series came to America.

[912falcons]

As much as I want to say Stark, I'm going to have to go with King Dedede! That's too funny!

[YaoiIsMySin]

I vote for Light Yagami and Lelouch Lamperouge! 8D

[KaibaCorporationDTDL]

Bill Gates and Tony Stark... lol

[bobdiggity69]

Notice they always said kaiba's father, not kaiba and mokuba's father

[pikachurules3]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) DIE KING DEDEDE!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[macska8800]

Mengsk or Bill Gates :D

[kait391]

Bill gates lol

[SuperAngelAmy13]

Now I know where babies come from... XD

[Evilmikko]

It's obviously tony stark

[firestar141]

Tristan Taylor, final answer!

[otaking3582]

If Dedede is his father, that would mean that Kaiba is half penguin, which is awkward considering Crump's penguin fetish

[rikkulockhart15]

@otaking3582 I know. And if Brock were his father...then that would just be creepy. If Bill Gates were Kaiba's real father then I think Kaiba would be happy.

[sonofdark18]

0:47 Hell no!

[jingjong12]

Its probably Brock since he sounds like him. Screw the Rules he's in love with Nurse Joy!

[HoneyAnimation]

appprently i was £5 according 2 my reciet, thts the most expensive any parent would go 2 buying a child ;D shame the money went 2 waste considering im watching a show about card games and nuthin else XD

[Toshfan101]

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!

Seto's a robot

[rasenshuriken49]

tony stark or heavy ddr

[ShadtheGamer]

My best guest would have to be The King or King DeDeDe.

[Morhek]

Let's see - multibillionaire who uses all his money to indulge his ego and hobbies and twist everything to his own agenda? Obviously Seto Kaiba is the son of Rupert Murdoch. I also hear he bugged Yugi's shower. That's all the proof you need!

NOW THAT I HAVE SAID IT, IT MUST BE CANON.

[TheManiacalArtist]

Kaiba, you're adorable. And always will be. Because I will never take you seriously.

[BlazeCon97]

Thumbs up for 215,000th viewer! =D

[blackanimecat2]

Bill from accounting

[mikilukinaruto]

it is tony stark

[MissNightwishTigress]

hmmm...pompous egotistical "I want to punch you in the face business man" Tony Stark as a possible candidate...if the twirly cape fits... XD

[XYamiAuroraX]

Seto Kaiba STOP denying it!! we all know that you ARE the Love child of

Light Yagami & Lelouch i mean look at Kaiba he looks just like light and Mokuba looks like Lelouch so theres your proof =)

[mistresskisara]

LOL He does look like the love child of Light and Lelouch... :P

[1Darkmatter64]

I beleive that Kaiba is the King's boi.

[thegrim418]

"WHO IS SETO KAIBAS REAL FATHER, WHY DOES HE WANT TO BLACKMAIL HIS OWN CHILDREN, FIND OUT NEXT TIME, SAME KAIBA TIME, SAME KAIBA CHANNEL!!!!"

[TheBBKiraCases]

So, you buy babies in a store? Wow seto...

[StockingSword]

"Claiming that I'm the estranged love child of Light Yagami and Lelouch from Code Geass"

Everything makes sense now ._.

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

i need to see his baby pics... then, then i couild blackmail him >:)

[WindowsChamp]

I think Kaiba's father must be the Jack Atlas from the card games on motorcycles video because why would he have so many Internet Means in his deck in episode 52 if it didn't make him feel close to his father, oh by the way, CARD GAMES ON TIME MACHINES!!!!!

[Zerowings101]

It's Brock! They have the same voice... :)

[GummyBearSophomore]

Aww, man...I was hoping Dr. House would be on the list. 

[RayquazaMaster777]

Wait, King Dedede? Does that mean Kaiba's a PENGUIN?!

[OshawottsRule]

@RayquazaMaster777 PENGUINS, I F***ING. LOVE. PENGUINS

[sinclairchap]

It was The King. I know because I was watching Kaiba sleep one night and I heard him mubble in his sleep "Mai boi"

[crazyrobloxkid32]

Im 80% sure its Heavyddr

[AGO339]

idk y but i think its vegita, no not th youtuber the sayin

[qkpnuyeyo4]

@AGO339 I totally agree ^^

[theunbearableman]

BIG BOSS is Seto Kaiba father... i mean seriusly they are nearly alike

[ChristmasPoo98]

well the king is my favorite youtube poop character and kaiba is my favorite yu gi oh character so its obviously the king, he needs to buy his dinner!

[uRMoRitA]

Brock?

[pikaneji]

clearly it is the king

damn greedy bastard needs his overpriced dinner

[KitsueMage]

LOVE CHILD OF LIGHT AND LULU! IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!

[pokeXXXfan]

It must be BROCK

[MrEvilHarmony]

I love... This...

[Muckilove]

woah, LightxLelouch is a very, very creative pairing...wth?!

[PokeTubeFAA]

Seto Kaiba's Real Father = Albert Wesker

'nuff said ù_u

[SadisticEmoRockChick]

LOL, South Park all over again x'D

[jdecoud1]

Light Yagami?? XDD He's so smexy XDD

[doombuggy33]

xD wow Light Yagami and Lelouch Lamperouge

[queenanime1997]

Babies come from Wal-Mart

[IXvSakuravXI]

"I am writing to let you know that i'm still alive. And i know how successful you both are, and I WANT MY SHARE."

"WHAT."

lol xD

[YugiohRules10001]

ok than seto is cute hummmmmm

[xXTasukisDestinyXx]

...brock? XD

[GodofFerrets13]

Well I don't know who Seto Kaiba's real father is, but I know who his son is...

Season Zero Seto Kaiba... aka Seto Kaiba Jr.

...and the mother is Morrigan Aensland!

How it came about is only known to Albert Wesker: it involves a doctor's appointment, a need for a replacement badass, a scheduled Marvel vs Capcom 3 match, and a sexual fetish for men with money...

[KyuuketsukiKid]

WTF Brock?!

[MiraMie100]

i would like to see those baby pictures ^_^

[ILuvKonata]

Totally Big Boss.

[Co0ki3z32]

U buy them at the store? Ya guys will totally say that

[ashbrock55]

CODE GEASS!!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!!!!! CODE GEASS FREAKING RULES!!!! (not as much as gurran laggan, though)

[Kitachimaro]

I think it was kira

[moosecat25]

I have a deviantart account!!!!! but I didn't draw those pictures.....

[chy21592]

i wanna see Seto's birthmark...

[epicofthewin]

Brock

[SammyUchiha1]

King Dedede

[InfernusKnight]

@2:28 ROTFLMAO; No really, I was!

But it can't be Brock. He never gets laid...

[Wowplayer43]

Damnit thought this was real tilll i saw cardgamesftw

[specialwh0]

Yay i'm not the only one that thinks that Kiba is a mixture of Light and Leloch.

I feel accomplished.

:D

[Theodosis1988]

release shenmue 3 omg i love this game

[KeiShifu]

Did LilKuriboh actually marry Saffy?

[thecookiecutter100]

king dedede lol

[lafouboy2]

As soon as I saw Brock, I was like "SHIIIIITTT! Brock Be A Pimp, And Hopefully A Rich One Soon!"

[YouBridged]

OMG 1:05 Code Geass Reference, LittleKuriboh knows about everything, Code Geass is An AWESOME ANIME, I COMMAND YOU TO WATCH IT

[FlotteLotti]

i think it's cyril sneer XDD

[superspikeman]

KING DDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blackwargreymon57]

It's a shame it wasn't King Harkinian. Kaiba could have been his Boi.

[mike480000]

ITS BIG BOSS HE'S A CLONE!!!

[raco54]

We know it can't be Brock, cause that would mean he got laid at some point.

[cullendisorder101]

OH GOD....i couldn't even BEGIN to imagine the child of Light Yagami and Lelouch's child! Dx LET ALONE HOW THEY EVEN HAD A CHILD!

[FemaleKira]

i always thought that Kaiba was more like the son of Light Yagami and Rena Ryuugu =7

[FemaleKira]

i always thought that Kaiba was more like the son of Light and Rena Ryuugu =7

[breathlessloveless]

Hmm... I dunno, I'm still backing the Light/Lelouch theory

[MiraMie100]

my cats name is Seto Kaiba and you Kaiba are almost as cute as him right now(FANGIRL-SCREAM)

[RosalieHale1995]

Tony Stark. it makes so much sense......

[KingOSketchKomedy]

@Manser650 how on earth can anyone mis-spell king dedede?

[Manser50]

It's king dedede(srry if mispelled)

[ScarletStrider1998]

2:03 once cute?!?! plz. he's beyond cute. :D

[gogetyourverb]

It can't be the king, Link is the King's boi, not kaiba

[WilechaseIsSexy]

BIG BOSS

[myroflcopterisnice]

Brock or Tony Stark.

[Zettonic]

When I heard "We just got a letter..."

I swear I was expecting Blue's Clues music from the mailbox bit they do EVERY time.

[almostinsane99]

Wish this had a conclusion. :(

[gello2010]

@almostinsane99 It does :) look up Kaiba's Real Father - Conclusion - It's AWESOMELY amusing :)

[yumi25390]

Strange, I would have thought the reason Kaiba never took off his clothes was because once he did a hiding fangirl would attack him in ecstasy.

[gto1124]

its big boss OMG METAL GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MadameLunaRaven]

Fool! There is nothing more exciting than the release of Shenmue 3!

[MrNarutovsbleach]

....... Cyril sneer? that must have been one f*kd up baby.

[1ranma1]

south park reference? XD

[GodofDeathSS]

It would make some sense if it was Tony Stark xD

[skyrouge96]

Mokuba:Where do babies come from? Kiba: Mokuba we already established this, you buy them from a store just like everything else. Lol

[setokaibafan1234]

@skyrouge96 Actually, this is how it should have gone; Mokabu: Big Brother where do babies come from? Kaiba: Well, guess i have nothing to lose... well mokabu, babies come from a woman's *CENSORED* after she gets *CENSORED* by a man and the man *CENSORED* her. Happy? Mokabu: Oh my god...

[blabbityblah]

@setokaibafan1234 I'd prefer just Seto getting out one or two words, then a scene change, and then back to a scarred Mokuba.

[setokaibafan1234]

@blabbityblah yeah, but that'd be booooring XD

[blabbityblah]

@setokaibafan1234 You'd have to see it for it to make sense

[setokaibafan1234]

@blabbityblah not true

i can imagine it

[Artanlpoke]

@skyrouge96 Kiba?



[CaptainFriedaTimber]

Stupid fangirls, don't know where babies come from. XD

[XiaoLinLong]

wait... did anybody notice Kaiba doesnt look or even seem related like Mokuba at all...

[monkeymanisons]

heheheh

mokuba: were do babies come form

kiba: weve been thorugh this before... you by them at a store like everything else

[VideoGameGod64]

Big boss is too bad ass (and if you want to get more fanboyish, he is starile from the nuclear testing he endured on bikini atoll)

HeavyDDR... well idk who that is but judging by his picture i can say that he is too young

The King is too big of a meme to be Seto's father

and that leaves out last potental father: brock. who i can tell is clearly gay.

Our Final Conclusion- Mokuba is Retarded

[ShadowAmnesia]

@VideoGameGod64 wow dude that was... a lot of comments.

[VideoGameGod64]

detective Urkel is on the case!

well, lets see who we can narrow this sown to:

Bill Gates is too rich and would not ask for money. he can buy more money. yes, he is THAT rich

King DeDeDe looks more like that penguin guy from episode 49 of YGOTAS's father

Tony Stark.... no way in hell

Cyril Sneer... WHO THE HELL IS THAT! (answer is on wikipedia)

Sammy Stephens... well... hes black. and unless Kaiba is MJ, he can't be the father

(comment continued above me)

[m3Atl0afman]

Gwonam: Well done Seto! Ganon is once again imprisioned in the Shadow Realm. Come! Look, already Kaiba Corp is returning to harmony! The Blue-Eyes White Dragons are singing! Isn't it beautiful?

Kaiba: WTF?

As it is written, you Seto, are the hero of the world!

Kaiba: I guess that's worth a duel, huh?

Yugi: HAH!

Kaiba: I WON! I am the greastest duelist WHO EVER LIVED PERIOD!

Also I have money.

[m3Atl0afman]

Ganon: *after being defeated* No! Not into the pit pf the Shadow Realm! It burns!!!

*Goes into Shadow Realm.*

Yugi: Hey Kaiba. What's going on?

Kaiba: I just defeated Ganon in a duel and saved you.

Yugi: You did not.

[m3Atl0afman]

Morshu: Spell Cards, Trap Cards, Monster Cards? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubees.

Kaiba: Do you accept money?

Morshu: Sorry Kaiba. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little MMMM...richer with rubees!

Kaiba: Screw your rubees and credit, I have money!

*LATER @ Ganon's*

Join me Seto Kaiba, and I will make your face the GREATEST in the world. Or else you will DIE.

Kaiba: I already have a method of doing so. Defeating Yougi Motou!

C.I.R.

[m3Atl0afman]

Gwonam: There is no time for this. Your Duel Disk™, Deck, and Suit Case is enough.

Kaiba: How about a duel? For luck?

Yugi: You've got to be kidding.

*Gwonam and Kaiba fly away in the KaibaCopter™*

Gwonam: SQUADALA! We're off!

Kaiba. Umm, what the hell are all those heads?

Gwonam: These are the faces of evil. You must duel and conquer each.

Kaiba: Aww damn. I guess I better get going before I change my mind.

Gwonam: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?

*Kaiba selects area*

[m3Atl0afman]

Kaiba: Man, is it boring over here...

The King: Mah Boi, this peace is all true warriors strive for!

Seto: Screw the peace, I have money. Guards, find out what Ganon is up to. I have far to much money to be expected to be wondering so.

Gwonam: Your Majesty. Ganon and his minions have seized the Corporation of Kaiba!

The King: Hm...How can we help?

Gwonam: It is written: "Only Kaiba can defeat Ganon in a duel."

Kaiba: Why should I be expected to save my own company from commoners?

*C.I.R.

[jonnavdpas]

OMG He actually looks like Light Yagami and Lelouch!! xD

[animeluvrv04]

Find out on the next exciting episode of...THIS.

Kind of reminiscent of those Rocky and Bullwinkle segments..

[TBomb15]

there's no way kaiba can be the child of lelouche and light. He's not nearly smart enough!

[themangakawolf]

"where do babies come from seto?"

"Mokuba, we've gone over this. u buy them in a store just like everything else..."

asked my parents and they said i came from Petco. right next to the hamsters and mice....-.-" JK JK!!! XD

[emtrobstu]

Hey little Kuriboh

[aerofalcon100]

BABIES COME FROM STORKS!!!!!!!

[zane0144]

All I have are those sketches people keep sending me on my deviant art account claiming that I'm the estranged love child of Light Yagami and Lelouch from Code Geass. Stupid fangirls don't know where babies come from. XD

[YaoiIsMySin]

No way! I can agree that Yagami Light could be one of his parents. But Lelouch? Never!! I won´t accept that! Never ever! And know what I´m taling about cause I´m right know totally into Code Geass and I can´t see ANY similarities between Kaiba and Lelouch.

[KoHaigun]

@YaoiIsMySin They're moody and sexy and a bit of a ruthless douche. That's a start surely? :P

[ScreamingFanGirl666]

How could Brock be anyone's father? He's NEVER going to score...

[momoprinsses]

XD lol Lulu would never love Light

[gaaraxnejixcute]

Yay! Congrats LK & Safty! ^^

[kiber66]

Its VEGETA!!! or The king!

[87Create]

Big boss and Tony stark would be awesome fathers

[Br1tishman]

37 people tried to hide his father's identity

[RobotKing27]

Who's safty?

[DanTheMan8819]

@RobotKing27 She voices Rebecca in episode 20

[Wingerdinger0]

@RobotKing27 Little Kuriboh's (now) ex wife.

[MegaGangsta4life]

its obviously king dedede

[Xxninja195xX]

Brock.

[PuddingMix13]

How does Seto go to the bathroom if he never changes cloths? XD

[sonicteam12]

its big boss duh ISNT it simple?

[hinatakidroks]

you found another pubic hair?

[SuperBobbery7]

brock always flirts with girls

[Kuakusi]

It's true. Light Yagami + Lelouch = Seto muthafucking Kaiba

[CoolTom1337]

@Kuakusi Lelouch is NOT a girl!

[Kuakusi]

@CoolTom1337 i know....

[JoanTBrye]

Bill Gates sure as hell doesn't need money, but "Brock" and that "Cyril Sneer" look like they might.

[HustlerOneNineBall]

Big Boss is kaibas real father....they're both jackasses and they're both cool...

Btw...I just noticed that LK Is a fan of MGS...

MGS forever....LK rulles.....Nyeh