omg. amusing! she made me smile...hope to see more of her. shes gotta be in like...a tv show making these kinds of jokes. has one of those familiar faces you could just love to be around.
it means we are getting a feel for you and want to see how you act around us. no pressure to do anything, but if you dont act crazy somethin may happen.
what the hell is the matter with people...i dont think ive seen so many parrots on a single comedy act, all i read was "kitchen kitchen kitchen" =_= shut the fuck up and be human for once. she was great, i'm a guy, and i laughed! so if you retards wana make someone laugh get on stage, don't hide behind the internet.
@SergiosTorrents If you don't want to sound like a hypocrite, tell us your full name, address, occupation, marital status, Children if any, social security number, income, and credit card numbers. Or would you like to continue hiding YOURSELF behind the internet under the name "sergios torrents" with your picture as a Playstation controller. Yeah nice bold statement. Fucking moron wow.
I agree with you about the generic kitchen meme, but otherwise you're totally wrong. "so if you retards wana make someone laugh get on stage, don't hide behind the internet." There are plenty of commenters, commentators, and video makers that I find funny and entertaining it doesn't mean they're HIDING behind the internet (hell they might have been on stage before as well) just that it's their forum of choice. You don't have to be a comedian/ comedienne to criticize them.
@Leadman1989 the kitchen thing annoys me, i don't even see it as silly. it's dumb, and i was just expressing that, not trying to debate. besides, since i got a few thumbs up it appears i'm not alone on the issue.
Silly and dumb are kinda the same thing, but I digress. Thumbs up might mean you're not alone, but I certainly doesn't mean what you're right. I've seen plenty of ignorant, misspelled, and just plain offensive comments rated very highly and good ones as spam (Same and goes for videos).
@SergiosTorrents dude, it's internet humor. go back to your kitchen you feminist. ZING. jk i respect women, all women, of all kinds. I believe you are all strong, independent and have/deserve the equal opportunity that men have. please love me. *note: not you sergiostorrents, I like girls.
@SergiosTorrents dude, it's internet humor. go back to your kitchen you feminist. ZING. jk i respect women, all women, of all kinds. I believe you are all strong, independent and have/deserve the equal opportunity that men have. please love me. *note: not you sergiostorrents, I like girls.
@SergiosTorrents Well it's quite simple really. Most of what she's talking about would require certain men with kitchen jokes and BS to have had actual interactions with women beyond ogling boobs on the internet.
@Paratrooper177 We would eventually it's just us girls don't want to get used. We want to make sure the guy's not JUST interested in sex. A guys goal is sex while girls is commitment. I know it sucks for both parties but that's the way it is lol
Sorry if that came off judgmental. I know lots of guys care about relationships and lots of girls care about sex. I was just trying to explain how guys and girls for the most part need different things from a partner.
THis bitch will totally blow you on the first time out. You don't even need to be dating her she just wants ur load in her open maw that it won't even matter if you get her a sandwich or not. she'll be too busy on the knob trying to suck the venom out.
Hallo Leute,ich habe einen song auf dem Sido-Instrumental-Weihnachtsssong aufgenommen!Der Song nennt sich Arschlecksong ;-) würde mich freuen , wenn ihr mal reinschaut.
Dane cook laughs at his own jokes more than almost any comic- but he is hilliarious... Im glad this chic comic killed her set- its nice seeing amature work do so well
Female comics aren't funny because observation isn't comedy. Describing something with humor is in the creativity of the presentation and what jokes you can develop from the situation. Girls think talking and throwing in a punch line makes comedy hence why girls aren't funny.
@emperorjj1 I have which is why I know enough to know that female comics tend to blow hard. Im sorry but the observational humor women present just sucks,....not all of them suck but lets be real here.
Speaking for myself ---as I really can't speak for anybody else--- here's the deal: When I say "Do you want to hang out?" , I just mean "Do you want to spend time together?" I will very likely have some non-sexual activity in mind (at least to begin with; I can't say it won't progress to sex). Don't bother shaving "down there". Some guys might like it, but I won't insist on it.
See, here is the thing. I'm a girl (yes) and all I have to say is: "What do you mean by: We should hang out?" How about you ask first before you jump to conclusions? Also, I think: If we want them to come shopping with us, they should have some Sports Center time. They do something for us, we do something for them (Or vice versa). Besides, just assuming it's going to be sex or a dinner, just ask! "What are we doing, then?" or whatever!
you know what? the key to being a good comedian is being able to keep a straight face no matter what. she maintains a fairly noticeable curl at the side of her lips for the whole time. other than that the material is aight.
jokes e-book(libro de chistes) just :$1.99 check it out h t t p ://thegreatbigbookofhilariousjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/great-big-book-of-hilarious-jokes.html
hahaah this woman is awesome,and everything she said was completely true!! Shes not a slut either, at least not based on what she just said. Yes, women want the emotions (would LIKE THEM TO BE THERE) when having sex with someone, but just because they want to, or, do have sex with a man when he wants to without an established relationship doesnt mean they arent just as horny and would love to fuck too!God damnit, women want sex too! We just dont wanna waste our pussy on douches, hence 'waiting'.
guys, if your gonna judge a girl because she likes sex, then go slap your momma first, thats how you got here in the first place, and her liking sex is the reason why. if there are guys hating on here that are older than 35, then their junk just don't work anyway... cougars, young meat on isle 3 of the college campus. take an improv class, thats where the actors are. thats where i was, when that hot Red Headed Irish woman got me, its pretty awesome... but that was years ago. your welcome.
Do you wanna hangout? = I don't think you're slutty enough for me to just straight up ask you for sex, but I believe if I lay a steady foundation, I can have sex with you in the near future. I'm not planning much out in my head beyond eventually fucking your brains out, so I'm not going to mention a specific activity. Really, I'm ok with doing anything that increases my chances of boning you on the first date or at least getting a nice handie.
@StonerPunk666 yes let's = i would never fuck you, but it would be fun to get out of the house and do things i enjoy. i wouln't even think to shave anything! since it's all about hangin and comfort : D I certainly can't speak for all women, but most know in less than 1 min. if they ever want sex with you, from there it's just a matter of figuring if it would be good and worth it. bad sex, stalker, big mouth, high drama, ect., not worth it. cute, easygoing, sane, sexy, giving, nice body = YES!!!
@StonerPunk666 OMG easily the most epic youtube comment EVER you should do stand up this comment changed my life........................Do you wanna hangout? = I don't think you're slutty enough for me to just straight up ask you for sex, but I believe if I lay a steady foundation, I can have sex with you in etc MAAAHUSIVE LOLS
Wow. Guys since when is sexism such a big deal she probably didint mean for her comments to be like that but u guys do have a good point just please stop fighting
This was a high-larious bit! This female nailed it. And if some women complain about guys asking them out to treat them for dinnner and fuckin them, shoot yourselfs in the face.
It's strange how there are women watching this thinking "ahaha this is so true" yet would run scared from a guy who approached them and said "dress up nice and shave your gash because tonight im gonna feed you and fuck you".
Lets hang out means.....I aint making plans for you because im not attracted enough to be inspired to do so. Ill most likely have sex if its on the cards...but I dont care too much if I dont or if you have it off with some other dude because I have the hots for the new girl in accounts.
I'll break it down and make it real simple to understand why so many females that attempt comedy are terrible. The joke is missing. No one wants to listen to a long boring story or a list of complaints. That's it.
this is SEXIST video. As a MAN I don´t feel entiteled to have sex with a woman when we are hanging around just because I shaved. However, she feels entitled and even PISSSED if she shaves and doesn´t have sex (when she decides by herself to have it). Double standard here... Where does this power come from?? It´s called FEMINAZISM: women should be respected like a goddess by their slaves (read: men). Or don´t have I the right to get PISSSSED if I don´t have sex with her when I decide so??
@raboeljabo pull the tampon out of your ass and get over it. its COMEDY its not serious. yes there is a double standard between men and women, get the fuck over it you wont change it so stop crying like a pansy about it.
I THINK MEN ARE BETTER COOKS THAN WOMEN, BUT,..WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING CARE OF THINGS , IN RELATIONSHGIPS & FAMILIES,..THE WOMAN IS THE BEST, THEY ARE BORN FOR COOKING AND CLEANING, AND LOOK GOOD AND PLEASE EVERYBVODY!
means "lets have sex until i decide whether i wanna marry u and make u pregnant, or until i realise i'm bored of u" Sounds cruel, but that sums up 90% of people's relationships
@xOhLookItsAMYx So why would women prefer male comics? You just can't accept the fact that some people do not like this comic's jokes, because you are too quick to defend her.
@DroppedChild You obviously don't understand what I'm trying to say. I don't care if people don't like her jokes, I just can't stand it when people hate it just because she's a woman, when I know damn well that if a man delivered the same set, they would love it. I can't stand the ignorant double standards.
just tell him ur trying to fuck. i think he'll understand
sexywhitebriefs 6 days ago
Show up fully fed, shaved, and tipsy.
Chesedrosen 1 week ago
As mentioned above, simply asking for details is the key.
If they want to keep it a secret from you, most likely it's a date.
Just use logic.
Stop trying to over dress everything, and just kick back and have fun.
eivarden 1 week ago
Yes, eat before. No, don't dress up. Yes, shave.
dewfish 1 week ago
793 people like hairy vaginas
Seahawks187 1 week ago
I really tried to laugh, its just women are not funny.
3mroz 1 week ago
all these girls saying they related to her must have shaved for someone else before.
delam617 1 week ago
"Shaved for someone else" That's a good tip. I'll keep that one in mind.
MobiusCoin 1 week ago
this routine made me yuke in my mouth
MaaNonu123 1 week ago
OMFG I related to this SO DAMN MUCH. I LOVE THIS GIRL LMAO
sanguinaryheart 1 week ago
It's true, but was it using a laugh track? Cause the reaction to "should we eat or not" wasn't that funny...
funniestbone 1 week ago
OH MY GOD.
More than 800 DOUCHEBAGS watched this?
My dear friends are you offended? She's telling the truth. We ARE like that, aren't we? Be decent and confess!!
vahidmirkhani 1 week ago
she is so damn charming
Charsept 1 week ago
She looks like a classy woman from the 50's ..
really sexy ..
NexisFilms 1 week ago
We men are so easy to understand. You'd think women would be grateful. Maybe they just don't like what they understand.
wcsxwcsx 2 weeks ago
Having dated both men and women, I can assure you all, men are NOT the confusing sex.
loqutor 2 weeks ago 2
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dinner don't even get ya jerked off anymore
JohnnyFriction 2 weeks ago
Oh god, she's right.
ShadowKaiserin 2 weeks ago
omg. amusing! she made me smile...hope to see more of her. shes gotta be in like...a tv show making these kinds of jokes. has one of those familiar faces you could just love to be around.
TheMasculinist 3 weeks ago
I thought this was going to be a translation of chick comedy for guys. Very dissapoint.
Animemarcher4 3 weeks ago
lol
utubesqueeze 1 month ago
it's like all of the questions i've had in the past have all been answered just now.
dukeskywalker09 1 month ago
Awesome delivery and very funny!
richardlpalmer 1 month ago
She's pretty, has good, relatable jokes, and has that twinkle in her eye all comedians have to have. Loved it.
Mimmi778 1 month ago 3
i'd like her shaved
LunarDesk 1 month ago
I am in awe of this lady's eyebrows.
alfiekenward 1 month ago
I'm a guy. I've experienced the scratch.
She's funny.
WaywardWinds 1 month ago
@WaywardWinds well i might say ur easy to laugh :D
MegaJimmyw 1 month ago
Why is she getting dislikes? She's genuinely funny - which is a rarity when it comes to women. Maybe that's why.
allnotathome 1 month ago
I don't understand. Is this English?
antinominianist 1 month ago 2
Answers, eat, shave, dress casual.
usernamefromhell 1 month ago 3
E for Effort
NCSportsMan70 1 month ago
eh she tried
DaCatOnTop 1 month ago
"I'm going to be so pissed and might go out afterwards and not waste that shave".. haha..
ecclesiastes32 2 months ago 2
it means we are getting a feel for you and want to see how you act around us. no pressure to do anything, but if you dont act crazy somethin may happen.
pinkfluffyguy 2 months ago
she just confirmed everything that's wrong with women. They're all nuts.
jonsiiin 2 months ago
@jonsiiin Does she speak for every single woman in the world? Fucking hell, that's some responsibility to lay on a comedian.
trallala 1 month ago
looooooool
signorinadodita 2 months ago
LMFAO !!!!!
BakerTarabein 2 months ago
She looks like snow white.
Mimmi778 2 months ago
Well if she shaved for somene else the noght before she really doesn't want you mate!
satoterror 2 months ago
guys and her vag. she covered everything
MagicMalky 2 months ago 2
wow a girl comedian talking about guys or her vag. how surprising
MagicMalky 2 months ago
She looks like Snow White. It's kind of amazing. And she's hilarious :)
thezebrastripe89 2 months ago 2
Great video Guy-Talk Translation - Chick Comedy - YouTube. I saw a video like this on gigstarz.com. Was that you?
tigesarepeopletoo 2 months ago
what the hell is the matter with people...i dont think ive seen so many parrots on a single comedy act, all i read was "kitchen kitchen kitchen" =_= shut the fuck up and be human for once. she was great, i'm a guy, and i laughed! so if you retards wana make someone laugh get on stage, don't hide behind the internet.
SergiosTorrents 2 months ago 24
@SergiosTorrents If you don't want to sound like a hypocrite, tell us your full name, address, occupation, marital status, Children if any, social security number, income, and credit card numbers. Or would you like to continue hiding YOURSELF behind the internet under the name "sergios torrents" with your picture as a Playstation controller. Yeah nice bold statement. Fucking moron wow.
zapikachu 2 months ago
@SergiosTorrents
I agree with you about the generic kitchen meme, but otherwise you're totally wrong. "so if you retards wana make someone laugh get on stage, don't hide behind the internet." There are plenty of commenters, commentators, and video makers that I find funny and entertaining it doesn't mean they're HIDING behind the internet (hell they might have been on stage before as well) just that it's their forum of choice. You don't have to be a comedian/ comedienne to criticize them.
Leadman1989 1 week ago
@Leadman1989 the kitchen thing annoys me, i don't even see it as silly. it's dumb, and i was just expressing that, not trying to debate. besides, since i got a few thumbs up it appears i'm not alone on the issue.
SergiosTorrents 1 week ago
@SergiosTorrents
Silly and dumb are kinda the same thing, but I digress. Thumbs up might mean you're not alone, but I certainly doesn't mean what you're right. I've seen plenty of ignorant, misspelled, and just plain offensive comments rated very highly and good ones as spam (Same and goes for videos).
Leadman1989 1 week ago
@SergiosTorrents dude, it's internet humor. go back to your kitchen you feminist. ZING. jk i respect women, all women, of all kinds. I believe you are all strong, independent and have/deserve the equal opportunity that men have. please love me. *note: not you sergiostorrents, I like girls.
SASJKL 1 week ago
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@SergiosTorrents dude, it's internet humor. go back to your kitchen you feminist. ZING. jk i respect women, all women, of all kinds. I believe you are all strong, independent and have/deserve the equal opportunity that men have. please love me. *note: not you sergiostorrents, I like girls.
SASJKL 1 week ago
@SergiosTorrents Well it's quite simple really. Most of what she's talking about would require certain men with kitchen jokes and BS to have had actual interactions with women beyond ogling boobs on the internet.
majorjockitch 1 week ago
she was real funny
turbotrana 2 months ago
Funny kitchen..
alex2410 2 months ago
@alex2410 your mum is so stupid that she gave birth to you
geiuy 2 weeks ago
@geiuy That wasn't even good..Better luck next time.
alex2410 2 weeks ago
@alex2410 i agree with you that it's not funny,in fact i'm not a comedian,the probelm is that it's true!
geiuy 2 weeks ago
Funny video of a Woman comedian.
lawrencecoffee 2 months ago
She's funny enough to hang out with, but not to be stand up comedian.
Finlux89 2 months ago
Ladies, one thing. What the fuck do mean you won't have sex with us when we pick you up, pay for dinner and listen to you ALL NIGHT?
Paratrooper177 3 months ago
@Paratrooper177 We would eventually it's just us girls don't want to get used. We want to make sure the guy's not JUST interested in sex. A guys goal is sex while girls is commitment. I know it sucks for both parties but that's the way it is lol
Sassy28311 6 days ago
@Sassy28311 black and white much?
DazraelArianos 3 days ago
@DazraelArianos
Sorry if that came off judgmental. I know lots of guys care about relationships and lots of girls care about sex. I was just trying to explain how guys and girls for the most part need different things from a partner.
Sassy28311 2 days ago
"Should we shave?" Proof that women don't give a single fuck when they're single.
loladinn12 3 months ago
Last time i laughed at a chick she asked me "should i make you a sandwich?" *laugh* *smack*
Zryan7681 3 months ago
THis bitch will totally blow you on the first time out. You don't even need to be dating her she just wants ur load in her open maw that it won't even matter if you get her a sandwich or not. she'll be too busy on the knob trying to suck the venom out.
thSubliminalCriminal 3 months ago
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not funny at all
koreadude 3 months ago
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Hallo Leute,ich habe einen song auf dem Sido-Instrumental-Weihnachtsssong aufgenommen!Der Song nennt sich Arschlecksong ;-) würde mich freuen , wenn ihr mal reinschaut.
2011rapz 3 months ago
Try "Where are we going?"
ezelouie 3 months ago 45
its strange that i didnt laught but i did find it funny
MrSpartacus151 3 months ago 2
she's hot. funny? not so much..
flamexXxstrings 4 months ago
Ya'll are.stupid this was pretty hilarious.
spicemilktea 4 months ago
Dane cook laughs at his own jokes more than almost any comic- but he is hilliarious... Im glad this chic comic killed her set- its nice seeing amature work do so well
HWEisRISING 4 months ago 2
As a guy i thought she was pretty funny, I appreciate the fact that she took the time to actually make the experience funny in general.
ThaReaalness 4 months ago
Female comics aren't funny because observation isn't comedy. Describing something with humor is in the creativity of the presentation and what jokes you can develop from the situation. Girls think talking and throwing in a punch line makes comedy hence why girls aren't funny.
Dobogio 4 months ago
@Dobogio you really havent seen much comedy then have you?
emperorjj1 4 months ago
@emperorjj1 I have which is why I know enough to know that female comics tend to blow hard. Im sorry but the observational humor women present just sucks,....not all of them suck but lets be real here.
Dobogio 4 months ago
love it! Haahaa
T2Master01 5 months ago
Speaking for myself ---as I really can't speak for anybody else--- here's the deal: When I say "Do you want to hang out?" , I just mean "Do you want to spend time together?" I will very likely have some non-sexual activity in mind (at least to begin with; I can't say it won't progress to sex). Don't bother shaving "down there". Some guys might like it, but I won't insist on it.
A1l2l2e2n4 5 months ago
See, here is the thing. I'm a girl (yes) and all I have to say is: "What do you mean by: We should hang out?" How about you ask first before you jump to conclusions? Also, I think: If we want them to come shopping with us, they should have some Sports Center time. They do something for us, we do something for them (Or vice versa). Besides, just assuming it's going to be sex or a dinner, just ask! "What are we doing, then?" or whatever!
rickseno2820 5 months ago
you know what? the key to being a good comedian is being able to keep a straight face no matter what. she maintains a fairly noticeable curl at the side of her lips for the whole time. other than that the material is aight.
blin9999 5 months ago
@blin9999 i disagree, Dave Chapelle laughs at his own jokes all the time
jjointer 4 months ago
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jokes e-book(libro de chistes) just :$1.99 check it out h t t p ://thegreatbigbookofhilariousjokes.blogspot.com/2011/08/great-big-book-of-hilarious-jokes.html
andante887 5 months ago
another question for "hanging out". Should I wear my date panties with the matching bra?
Kelissa44 5 months ago
she's a funny snow white!
LittleAnne123 5 months ago
why does she necessarily have to shave?
CarlVonNirgendwo 5 months ago
@CarlVonNirgendwo you poor naive fool...
Mexicanseafooduk 5 months ago 2
Last time i laughed at a women she was falling down some stairs.
CrazyBrah21 5 months ago 82
@CrazyBrah21 BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
buddyboy2123 3 months ago
@CrazyBrah21 Where do all these misogynics come from?
Vaeril 4 weeks ago
@CrazyBrah21 Wow and this is how you see your own mother too? She must be so proud of you really. Hope she is ok. Just wow
blognewb 3 weeks ago
@CrazyBrah21 Thats fucking hilarious XD
7CellarDoors 3 weeks ago
HOT!
7REAMY 5 months ago
@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg Therefore your opinion on it is invalid.
habudabuda 5 months ago
she reminds me a little of zooey deschanel
sheeeeshyall 5 months ago
Serious failure of epic proportions......seriously if you want to be a slut do you need a guy to clarify
Jamezybug 5 months ago
@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg then your opinion and point are invalid.
habudabuda 5 months ago
@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg That's irrelevant.
habudabuda 5 months ago
She was great!
Contemporary stand-up is so full of nasty sex jokes, and I'm glad comedianes can make them too - this one even with class!
AnkokuEvangeline 5 months ago
shit i ask that alot
paps233 5 months ago
Get back in the kitchen!
MCPaddyB 5 months ago
nothing funny
Mropticalgreen 5 months ago 2
@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg later bloomer you are then. VERY late bloomer you are...
lilmamarks 6 months ago
Very funny. And screw off femininsts. You're making women like me look bad. :(
1NaturallyChanel 6 months ago 3
Female logic is quite contorted.
Fanatical86 6 months ago
robin is fantastic!
megalisstudio 6 months ago
hahaah this woman is awesome,and everything she said was completely true!! Shes not a slut either, at least not based on what she just said. Yes, women want the emotions (would LIKE THEM TO BE THERE) when having sex with someone, but just because they want to, or, do have sex with a man when he wants to without an established relationship doesnt mean they arent just as horny and would love to fuck too!God damnit, women want sex too! We just dont wanna waste our pussy on douches, hence 'waiting'.
JordanMollyB123 6 months ago
I had a gf who had like a 6 hour window of smooth time =P lol now she's someone else's problem
p.s. Robin is funny! I'd be her plan B any day
666asiamalaysia999 6 months ago
@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg Well... the comedy was intended for women, not girls.
TrillionGrams 6 months ago
you should always shave
MrNicefitguy 6 months ago
all her secrets are belong to me
Slimhor 6 months ago
@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg Girls start shaving around that time, I did. The more practice, the more smooth.
lilmamarks 6 months ago
@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg Shaving is gross? Obviously you don't have/want a boyfriend. That or you're French.
habudabuda 6 months ago
now this is funny
xingfenzhen 6 months ago
she reminds me of Snow White♥
DisneyMissieMouse 6 months ago
What the fuck is this? Woman talking about her pussy aint funny.
carbonstatekid 6 months ago
guys, if your gonna judge a girl because she likes sex, then go slap your momma first, thats how you got here in the first place, and her liking sex is the reason why. if there are guys hating on here that are older than 35, then their junk just don't work anyway... cougars, young meat on isle 3 of the college campus. take an improv class, thats where the actors are. thats where i was, when that hot Red Headed Irish woman got me, its pretty awesome... but that was years ago. your welcome.
jackking1225 6 months ago
i thought she was asian
icytea5 6 months ago
its funny because its true... - mafia dude from the simpsons.
jackking1225 6 months ago
this is proof that woman cant be funny
franczyk94 6 months ago
Oh, Snap! I banged a chick who was scratchy all three times we did it!!!
catshavesouls 6 months ago
Okay can we get the same technology that brings me the commercials instantaneously for the video I want to watch, please?
catshavesouls 6 months ago
fail.
ritesh10012001 6 months ago
dont you worry
i'll shave you
alahmari909m 6 months ago
She's missing the point.
Do you wanna hangout? = I don't think you're slutty enough for me to just straight up ask you for sex, but I believe if I lay a steady foundation, I can have sex with you in the near future. I'm not planning much out in my head beyond eventually fucking your brains out, so I'm not going to mention a specific activity. Really, I'm ok with doing anything that increases my chances of boning you on the first date or at least getting a nice handie.
StonerPunk666 6 months ago 124
@StonerPunk666 dude!!..that's true but you can't tell them this,you're violating man code of silence on this!!,LOL!!
stryfetc 6 months ago
@StonerPunk666 you are giving away the secret, cmon dude...
IllGetHuge 5 months ago
@StonerPunk666 well done.
WeAreCameron 5 months ago
@StonerPunk666 yes let's = i would never fuck you, but it would be fun to get out of the house and do things i enjoy. i wouln't even think to shave anything! since it's all about hangin and comfort : D I certainly can't speak for all women, but most know in less than 1 min. if they ever want sex with you, from there it's just a matter of figuring if it would be good and worth it. bad sex, stalker, big mouth, high drama, ect., not worth it. cute, easygoing, sane, sexy, giving, nice body = YES!!!
uranusisnotfunny 4 months ago
@StonerPunk666 Now why would you expose our game like that? Now we won't be able to say, "Do you wanna hangout?" anymore. Women remember this stuff.
Anfmethodjor 4 months ago
@StonerPunk666 You said that so much better than I was gonna.
potkettle 4 months ago
@StonerPunk666 OMG easily the most epic youtube comment EVER you should do stand up this comment changed my life........................Do you wanna hangout? = I don't think you're slutty enough for me to just straight up ask you for sex, but I believe if I lay a steady foundation, I can have sex with you in etc MAAAHUSIVE LOLS
MegaTrev23 4 months ago
Wow. Guys since when is sexism such a big deal she probably didint mean for her comments to be like that but u guys do have a good point just please stop fighting
caseybrooke1999 6 months ago
This was a high-larious bit! This female nailed it. And if some women complain about guys asking them out to treat them for dinnner and fuckin them, shoot yourselfs in the face.
DOCTOROFLUVV88 6 months ago
It's strange how there are women watching this thinking "ahaha this is so true" yet would run scared from a guy who approached them and said "dress up nice and shave your gash because tonight im gonna feed you and fuck you".
trailstar1 6 months ago 136
@trailstar1 yep!!
stryfetc 6 months ago
@trailstar1 New pick up line?
Challenge Accepted!
drukenhard 5 months ago
@trailstar1 this comment was funnier than her bit lol
comna 4 months ago
great finish!
DodgyNZ 6 months ago
... i guess only girls understand? i know it's kinda funny but im not laughing?
benybeny420 6 months ago
where is dude comedy???
GangsterHustlerKrew 6 months ago
The shaving part is so hilariously true
BrunettesHavMoreFun1 6 months ago
Lets hang out means.....I aint making plans for you because im not attracted enough to be inspired to do so. Ill most likely have sex if its on the cards...but I dont care too much if I dont or if you have it off with some other dude because I have the hots for the new girl in accounts.
MrVimFuago 6 months ago
1:05 that little look :)
mimifilm 6 months ago
I didn't even crack a smile. This fails.
LighthammerStudios 6 months ago
As a straight man... i can't relate to this.
chefawkes 6 months ago
I'll break it down and make it real simple to understand why so many females that attempt comedy are terrible. The joke is missing. No one wants to listen to a long boring story or a list of complaints. That's it.
TheronSax 6 months ago
this is SEXIST video. As a MAN I don´t feel entiteled to have sex with a woman when we are hanging around just because I shaved. However, she feels entitled and even PISSSED if she shaves and doesn´t have sex (when she decides by herself to have it). Double standard here... Where does this power come from?? It´s called FEMINAZISM: women should be respected like a goddess by their slaves (read: men). Or don´t have I the right to get PISSSSED if I don´t have sex with her when I decide so??
raboeljabo 6 months ago
@raboeljabo calm the fuck down and just laugh -.- its what its there for
Fragtehweak 6 months ago
@raboeljabo pull the tampon out of your ass and get over it. its COMEDY its not serious. yes there is a double standard between men and women, get the fuck over it you wont change it so stop crying like a pansy about it.
miranda1prette 6 months ago
uhhhhh.this is what women call comedy ?
yawn
TimeGod12 6 months ago
Man, i wish all the chicks had the class & looks of Miss south carolina 2007!
Thats a real woman, with looks, AND Humor!
She's my kind of woman.
I want to marry her,..my god, what a cutie!
Imagine that cooking diner, cleaning the house, and satisfying her man!
Women do have a purpose!
LewisTheDogue 6 months ago
fACT #2 IS THAT A GUY CAN COOK.
I THINK MEN ARE BETTER COOKS THAN WOMEN, BUT,..WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING CARE OF THINGS , IN RELATIONSHGIPS & FAMILIES,..THE WOMAN IS THE BEST, THEY ARE BORN FOR COOKING AND CLEANING, AND LOOK GOOD AND PLEASE EVERYBVODY!
LewisTheDogue 6 months ago
tHE FACT IS,..GIRLS OR WOMEN ARE NOT FUNNY.
OUT OF THE 30 WOMEN/GIRLS I MET IN MY TIME, ONLY ONE WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY,BUT SHE HAD A DOWNSIDE TOO..
SHE SLEPT WITH EVERYTHING WITH A DICK!
WOMEN & GIRLS ARE NOT MENT TO BE A COMEDIAN!
LewisTheDogue 6 months ago
@LewisTheDogue Women are not meant to be comedians? Yikes... good luck digging yourself out of THAT grave...
jrid808 5 months ago 3
not true.... i like scratchy. lol
Wolf8x2 6 months ago
i don't understand the concept of "chick comedy", if 50% of the population on earth can't laught at your jokes, you're doing it wrong
there's no "guy comedy", other comedians work for a general audience.
this girl is as awfull as chris rock, but instead of "white people *this*, white people *that*", she's all "men *this*, men *that*"
patataton 6 months ago
i like unshaved!
Lightstrikers 6 months ago
means "lets have sex until i decide whether i wanna marry u and make u pregnant, or until i realise i'm bored of u" Sounds cruel, but that sums up 90% of people's relationships
soulblacknight 6 months ago
When the hell did sexism become cool again? I mean what the fuck, everyone?
xOhLookItsAMYx 6 months ago
This ain't sexist, but every female comedian I've seen so far hasn't been funny at all.
Gyohdon 6 months ago
bitch forgot they feed us XD (joke)
mats1e 6 months ago
HOLYFUCK xD this was hilariouuusss
thenewspecies94 6 months ago
hahaha..this chick was pretty funny..although i just smoked one....
bern1417 6 months ago
Bit slutty for my liking...
ChainsawGutsFuck 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
lmao at the haters. Yall know that if a guy did this same set and delivered it the same way, there would be no dislikes.
Sexist dickheads.
xOhLookItsAMYx 6 months ago 40
@xOhLookItsAMYx Stop whining, feminist pussy.
TKMSeznam12 6 months ago
@xOhLookItsAMYx You seem to be the sexist for blaming all the guys for the dislikes.
DroppedChild 6 months ago
@DroppedChild Where in my comment did I blame men?
xOhLookItsAMYx 6 months ago
@xOhLookItsAMYx It's implied. Why would women be sexist against their own gender? That would make no sense.
DroppedChild 6 months ago
@DroppedChild My first comment is just as sexist as your last, then.
xOhLookItsAMYx 6 months ago
@xOhLookItsAMYx So why would women prefer male comics? You just can't accept the fact that some people do not like this comic's jokes, because you are too quick to defend her.
DroppedChild 6 months ago
@DroppedChild You obviously don't understand what I'm trying to say. I don't care if people don't like her jokes, I just can't stand it when people hate it just because she's a woman, when I know damn well that if a man delivered the same set, they would love it. I can't stand the ignorant double standards.
xOhLookItsAMYx 6 months ago
@xOhLookItsAMYx You clearly stated that every single dislike was because she is a woman. You obviously don't understand your own comments.
DroppedChild 6 months ago
@DroppedChild You're right. That's why there are a flood of comments criticizing the jokes and not the fact that she's a woman.
I'm done replying, you've officially pissed me off when I've already made my point.
xOhLookItsAMYx 6 months ago
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@xOhLookItsAMYx Once again, you just proved yourself wrong. Good work.
DroppedChild 6 months ago
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DroppedChild 6 months ago
@xOhLookItsAMYx Your comment is sexist in itself.
Gyohdon 6 months ago